1. I'm Joe Blane Jr,
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2. Ashley, you've never fought
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3. and as God as my judge,
I'm gonna kill your brain.
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4. I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital.
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5. Will Carol be here?
- She will, indeed. Yeah.
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6. - She's always asking about him.
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7. - As soon as she says it, Erin, mind.
- Yeah, I will.
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8. - You tell her. Tell her who you are.
- Yes.
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9. All right, lad?
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10. Ashley, you little prick. Come here.
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11. Get back! Whoa! Come on.
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12. Sexy abuse.
- Weird, isn't it?
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13. - Weird.
- This is weird.
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14. The Dennings were like
a surrogate family when I were younger.
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15. My mum had pissed off
and me dad was, well, he was me dad.
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16. They're a traditional family, you see.
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17. So, when they found out Ash was gay,
his brothers tried to fix it.
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18. Will you leave the boy alone,
you pair of reprobates?
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19. It's good to see you, son. Vinnie.
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20. - You all right, Mo?
- How you doing?
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21. I see you brought
the shirt-lifter with you.
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22. Actually, no, Mrs Dennings,
I'm really not. In fact—
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23. You're not a real man,
though, are ya? Come on.
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24. - I've got something to show you, son.
- Thanks, guys.
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25. Your face. Brilliant.
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26. Every fucking time.
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27. Well, it's because
you use big words, Dyldo.
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28. You know what I mean?
Mind you, them pants don't help, do they?
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29. Mum, Skyler, please, bro.
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30. All right, Cardi?
Wanna come to my trailer?
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31. - What?
- I got a new pet.
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32. Romeo. He'd love to meet you.
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33. Why don't you go
and have a look at her pet?
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34. No, you're all right.
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35. - Why not? He can stroke it.
- Oh, yes, he can.
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36. - I'm… I'm…
- Go on, mate.
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37. - I'm good.
- Go and stroke it, dude.
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38. - Go on.
- Won't take long.
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39. Come on. Cardi, just me and you.
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40. - I'm…
- And your little friend.
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41. Scared him now.
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42. I've got a thing
for big boys, Cardi.
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43. The chunkier, the better.
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44. I like the feel of a big man.
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45. That bulk, that waist.
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46. - Whoa, whoa, Carol. Hang on.
- What?
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47. There's no pet.
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48. - It's in the bedroom. Come on.
- No, I'm not…
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49. Trailer? Romeo, I know code
when I hear it. I'm not stupid.
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50. What kind of person do you think I am?
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51. What about romance? What about
getting to know each other, Carol?
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52. - What about…
- Romeo, meet Cardi.
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53. - That's you there, Mr Happy.
- There you go.
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54. Mo's Tickle, dude.
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55. - Tickle?
- Stains.
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56. Right, first things first.
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57. I want you all to watch this.
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58. Why am I Mr Slow?
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59. Why what?
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60. Mr Slow. You saying
I'm thick or something?
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61. Hey, chill out, you bloody maniac.
We just chose them at random, dude.
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62. - Change it.
- It's only a mug.
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63. - I am not being Mr Slow.
- Well, I'm not changing it.
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64. - Here, you be Mr Slow.
- I'm on coffee.
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65. - Coffee's fine.
- Get away.
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66. Look, I'm not being Mr Slow!
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67. - No way. End of story. I refuse!
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68. - Here, you be Mr fucking Slow.
- He's old, you daft git.
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69. Look at him.
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70. - What?
- He's old.
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71. That's why he's slow.
He's not thick, is he?
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72. They're not gonna have a fucking
kids' character who's thick
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73. called Mr Slow.
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74. Now, drink your tea.
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75. Video. Watch.
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76. Ashley, you've never fought
a man like me before,
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77. and as God as my judge,
I'm gonna kill your brain.
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78. I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital.
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79. By the time I'm done with you,
you're gonna need your mum
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80. to wipe your arsehole.
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81. - Up the Blanes!
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82. - Fuck the Blanes.
- Fuck the Blanes.
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83. - Fuck the Blanes.
- Turn it off.
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84. I will not be wiping your arse,
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85. because you are not going
to lose to that gobshite.
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86. This is provocation, this is posturing,
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87. and we won't rise to it.
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88. We'll do our talking the way
we've always done… with these.
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89. You're a Dennings,
and Dennings don't lose.
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90. Come on, Ashley, wreck him.
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91. - How's things with you and Erin?
- Good, man.
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92. You getting on?
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93. I'm saying, with all that shit
with McCann's men following her,
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94. it were freaking her out, weren't it? But…
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95. - it's all settled down now, has it?
- Yeah.
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96. What?
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97. - We're fucking like rabbits.
- Oh, aye?
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98. Yeah. Actually, no, rabbits
don't even do it this often.
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99. We're like porn rabbits.
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100. Honestly, it's like we're newly dating.
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101. I mean, my balls are sore.
Do you remember sore balls?
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102. Only from that wanking competition.
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103. So, what's that all about, then?
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104. I'm not complaining.
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105. My dick's not complaining.
My head's got a few questions.
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106. - Mm-hm.
- Like…
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107. I don't… When did it start?
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108. After I found that guy Jake in our house?
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109. He'd been there for hours in the end.
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110. I don't know. Psychologically,
it makes me question her motives.
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111. - The overcompensation sex.
- Exactly.
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112. Yeah. Nice!
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113. I don't know, dude.
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114. Shagging is shagging
at the end of the day.
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115. - Yes, it is.
- Lucky bastard. Christ.
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116. - She hates you.
- She loves me.
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117. I think I'm gonna puke.
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118. - You won't puke, man.
- I might puke.
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119. If you tell yourself
puking's a possibility,
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120. you might puke. You gotta
tell yourself you won't puke.
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121. - How do you run like that?
- It's what I do, innit?
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122. - It turns this off.
- I can't do this every day, Vin.
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123. - Do you wanna lose the fight?
- No.
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124. Then we've gotta train, Ash.
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125. I'm a Dennings. We don't lose fights.
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126. Brawn's not enough, man.
You've gotta have stamina.
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127. Do you think Joe Jr
is being complacent? 'Cause he isn't.
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128. He's up every morning,
crack of dawn, lifting, pushing.
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129. - How do you know?
- I don't. That's what I'm trynna tell you.
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130. You don't know either, do ya?
He's a fucking tough lad.
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131. If you lose the fight,
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132. - your whole family's gonna kill ya.
- I know.
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133. You've gotta think of pride,
haven't ya? Think of honour.
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134. More than anything…
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135. think of the money we've got riding on it.
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136. I know your dad. In you go. Go on.
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137. - Five minutes off here.
- Five minutes.
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138. Cardi, do us a solid, dude.
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139. Go and ask the Blanes if they're ready.
We've got five minutes here.
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140. M… M… Me?
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141. Yeah, you don't have to fight him, dude.
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142. You just have to say, "Are you ready?"
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143. - Can I come with you?
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
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144. Oh, shit.
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145. Excuse…
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146. Excuse…
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147. Exc…
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148. S… S… Sorry to interrupt.
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149. We were wondering if you're ready.
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150. Bring it on, fat boy.
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151. - Get out of here!
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152. You both know the rules.
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153. We want fair play. No holding, no biting.
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154. Watch your heads.
Whoever breaks the rules loses the fight.
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155. Otherwise,
it's the first one to offer a hand.
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156. May the best man win. God bless you both.
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157. Yes, lad! Go for him!
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158. Attaboy.
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159. - Yeah!
- Come on!
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160. Come on!
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161. Put your fucking hands up.
He's getting boxed in.
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162. Getting bopped to the head
every five fucking seconds.
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163. Hey! That's an illegal punch!
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164. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on.
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165. Hands up! Hands up!
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166. Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!
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167. No!
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168. What are you doing?
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169. Ash, come on!
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170. - Come on, Ash!
- Come on!
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171. Come on, Ash!
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172. - Get him up! Get him up, now!
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173. Leg it!
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174. Leg it!
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175. Go!
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176. Get the fuck…
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177. - Get him in. Get him in.
- Get his legs.
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178. Get him in.
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179. - Where are you taking him?
- Come on.
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180. - To the hospital.
- I'm going with you.
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181. - So am I.
- With you, we'll never make it.
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182. - He's my best friend, I'm coming.
We'll follow on.
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183. No, no. Go and hide. Do not get arrested.
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184. Strap yourself in, Mo.
Jesus Christ, they're everywhere.
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185. Ash, Ash.
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186. We need to get out of here quick.
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187. They've made shitloads of arrests.
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188. Half the district's most wanted
is out there tonight.
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189. That's this bastard,
next door, this. Fucking Paslowski.
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190. I bet you, he's tipped them off.
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191. Just think, all of this weed here,
right under their noses.
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192. You absolutely love this, don't you?
Nights like these.
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193. Come on, don't you?
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194. Oh, it's exciting. The fight,
the rain. My heart is pounding.
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195. Yes, But I told Kath
I'd pick Tyler up at 9:30,
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196. and I'm stuck in a weed shed, so.
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197. You know, if there wasn't
a bunch of people here right now…
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198. Yeah?
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199. - Is there a bathroom?
- Fuck off, we can't.
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200. Can't we?
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201. Want a Bonbon?
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202. We've stabilised him,
but his injuries are significant.
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203. Broken nose, concussion,
and serious head injury.
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204. However, we think the reason he collapsed
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205. was due to a toxin we found in his blood.
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206. - A toxin?
- A drug called alprazolam.
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207. It's commonly used
as a horse tranquiliser.
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208. They fucking drugged him.
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209. I seem to recall,
we had Ash in, not long ago,
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210. with chloroform poisoning.
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211. - Is that a problem he has or…
- No, that was me.
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212. He thought it was a good way
to drug a Shetland pony, is all.
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213. Should have used alprazolam.
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214. Yeah, they don't sell that
down the pub.
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215. There is a concern.
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216. In humans, it can have
an effect on brain function.
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217. On brain function?
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218. It's been known
to cause strokes, seizures.
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219. We're gonna have to keep him monitored.
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220. Jesus Christ. They drugged my boy.
Those bastards, I could kill them.
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221. Well, that's your choice. Just…
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222. don't leave them
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223. You lot are costing the NHS a fortune.
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224. I'm sorry.
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225. All right.
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226. Let me go and have a word with them lads.
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227. - You?
- Yeah, me.
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228. Tell them they didn't fucking win.
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229. He's fine. Reading stories.
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230. Getting in his jamas.
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231. Yeah, do you mind
having him a bit longer?
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232. Yeah, sure. Is everything okay, Erin?
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233. Yeah, something's erupted.
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234. Great. All right, Kath, thanks.
I owe ya. Bye.
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235. - Vinnie, I got weapons at home.
- No way.
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236. What if it goes off, man?
What if they start?
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237. - They'll fucking kill us.
- They know what they've done.
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238. Come on, just jump in the van.
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239. Be cool, Vinnie. Show them
we mean business. All right?
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240. - Nope.
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241. - Where's Joe Blane?
- Who's asking?
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242. - We're asking.
- Who's we?
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243. Us six in here. Me, him, her,
and them three in the back.
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244. Who's you six in there? You, him,
her, them three in the back?
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245. Does it matter?
Where's Joe Blane's trailer, man?
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246. - We need to have a word with him.
- Really?
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247. - What's the craic, Paddy?
- Look at this.
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248. - You come to pay us our money?
- No, because you won't be getting any.
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249. - And why is that, then?
- 'Cause it wasn't a fair fight.
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250. A man can't fight
if his system is swimming with drugs.
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251. - Drugs he didn't even fucking put there.
- Stop talking shit.
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252. - I beat him fair-and-square.
- No, you didn't.
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253. Listen, I told you
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254. - That's what I fucking did.
- Drugs did.
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255. Drugs put my mate in hospital.
You lot know better than I do.
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256. It's supposed to be man versus man.
We came for a fair fight
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257. - and today that didn't happen.
- Today, I killed him.
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258. No, you didn't.
You spiked him, is what you did.
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259. How can you be all right with this?
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260. How can you justify it
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261. You're fucking cheats, is what you are.
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262. Dylan. You need to hear it,
you know you are.
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263. So, what are you proposing?
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264. - A rematch.
- Well, he can't, because he's in hospital.
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265. Your bird's right.
He can't fight in that condition.
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266. So what?
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267. You got a new opponent for me?
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268. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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269. - Who?
- Me.
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270. - Oh, feck off. Be sensible, man.
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271. I'm being serious. Me.
For my friend, Ashley.
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272. For the sake of a fair fight, I'll be
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273. If he wants a hiding, why not?
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274. Call the ambulance now, lads, will we?
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275. - Shit!
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276. Nice one, dickhead.
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277. - That's backfired, hasn't it?
- You, get in the van.
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278. - You're gonna get murdered.
- Not necessarily.
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279. - Absolutely annihilated.
- All right, well, maybe.
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280. Maybe not. Let's have a look
at some positives here.
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281. I'm fast, I am.
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282. And I've got good stamina.
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283. That's all I have for now.
Let's have a look at some negatives.
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284. - Vinnie, you're gonna get killed.
- Oh.
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285. First Ash, now you. Well,
I'm going home. I need a kebab.
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286. - Cardi, no red meat.
- A chicken burger, then!
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287. With fucking fries!
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288. Cardi, you don't know the way.
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289. - Fuck off!
- Cardi.
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290. I love Ashley.
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291. He's my best friend
and then, to see him get…
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292. You know, like last night…
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293. Now Vinnie's gonna get the same.
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294. Why? What's the point of it all?
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295. - It's our tradition.
- It's a stupid tradition.
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296. Come here, come on.
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297. Let all the tension go.
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298. Allow yourself to be held.
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299. Like, when you were a small child
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300. and your mammy made it all better.
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301. No, more than that.
All your muscles need to unclench.
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302. Let the tension go away.
Put your head on me chest.
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303. Ah! There you go. There you go.
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304. Just cry if you want to cry.
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305. Whatever you want to do is fine.
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306. Let all your cares fade away, eh?
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307. There you go, that's it.
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308. Everything's all right. Everything's okay.
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309. Mammy's here, huh?
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310. Mammy make everything all right.
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311. Hmm?
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312. We think it's best if Cardi sleeps
in with me tonight, don't you?
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313. - Mm?
- Yeah. Yes.
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314. I think tonight it's best if
little Cardi sleeps in with Mammy.
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315. Mammy keep him safe.
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316. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on, come on.
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317. Come on.
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318. Everything will be all right
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319. Romeo, out.
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320. Post him a video.
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321. Tell them, they're nothing
but a bunch of cheating pricks.
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322. Tell them that
they have to face a Dennings.
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323. What have I told ya? I shook on it.
So, it has to be me now, you lemon.
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324. But you'll lose, and if you lose,
then we lose money.
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325. - Mate, he's right.
- What do you want me to do?
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326. Mick's in a cell. He can't fight.
He can't fight, he's soft
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327. round the bloody middle,
hasn't trained since his injury.
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328. - Bullshit.
- It's the fucking truth.
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329. You know why Ashley fights?
He does it for you lot.
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330. To prove himself, despite the fact
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331. he fucking hates it.
Despite the fact he wants
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332. a completely different life.
Honest to God,
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333. - this just isn't who he is.
- And who is he?
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334. Vinnie, shut it.
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335. He just wants to be happy.
Living the life he wants live, Mo.
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336. - What are you saying?
- I am saying—
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337. You, fuck…
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338. - Shut your mouth.
- What you gonna do?
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339. Give me a good hiding
like you did his lover?
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340. It's a phase, it's a funny phase.
It'll pass.
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341. Funny phase? You fucking mad?
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342. You just can't accept him for what he is.
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343. Your own brother,
and I'll tell you right now,
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344. he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
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345. That's what bothers you?
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346. That's what bothers you,
and I'm telling you right now,
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347. it's never, ever been
a problem for us. That's why he loves us.
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348. - Let me fight, man.
- No.
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349. - For my friend, let me fight.
- I said, no!
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350. - Hey…
- Whoa, whoa!
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351. - Yeah?
- Yeah!
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352. Yeah?
- Niall, I'm not a fucking kid any more.
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353. - Let's have it, man.
- I'll kill ya.
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354. - He fights.
- Mam, it's me bad shoulder.
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355. He fights.
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356. - Sorry.
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357. Vinnie! Vin.
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358. - Hey.
- Take a seat.
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359. - What can I do you for?
- Er…
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361. - It's my bipolar.
- Oh, no.
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362. - I've just… I've made a decision.
- Yeah.
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363. I've not thought about the consequences.
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364. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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365. It's like my fucking head
tells me to do these things.
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366. - Oh, no.
- I'll end up getting killed here.
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367. I've started a…
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368. Terrible.
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369. - Are you high?
What?
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370. - No.
- It's just your pupils are massive, man,
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371. and you're like a fucking nodding dog.
What's going on?
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372. I'm the doctor here. Let's stick
to the time-honoured convention of
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373. - you tell me about your health and I'll—
- You are. You're high.
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374. - I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
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375. - I'm not.
- What've you taken?
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376. - What?
- You're gonna end up getting struck off.
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377. Vinnie, sit down. Vinnie, sit.
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378. You better sort your shit out, pal.
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379. - Vinnie. Vinnie, sit down.
- Waste of time.
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380. Vin…
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381. Vinnie. Wait, Vinnie.
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382. Vin, I need to talk to you.
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383. Yeah, and I need to talk to you
in there where you're paid to listen.
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384. - Wait a sec.
- Wait a second?
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385. What about your other patients?
Waiting time's bad enough.
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386. Hang on! Vin!
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387. He asked me
to pretend to be this Russian whore.
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388. "Naughty boy. I spank you."
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389. "You're lucky I don't poison you,
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390. and take it out on your English arse."
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391. He loves all that kinky shit,
the spanking.
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392. - You'd never think though, would you?
- No.
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393. - Little innocent face.
- I know.
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394. - I thought you two hadn't been getting on.
- No, we haven't.
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395. We shag more when there's problems.
My way of getting us close.
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396. - It worked.
- Yeah.
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397. Oh, shit, Kath.
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398. What am I gonna do if I am?
Fucking shitting myself.
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399. I can't mess everything up.
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400. Thanks, mate.
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401. Have you seen a skinny lad,
thinning hair?
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402. - Firstly, you need to find out—
- Vinnie!
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403. - A bloke looking for you.
I'm not here, Sid.
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404. - You are, you're down there.
- Oh, my God! You are a bell end, dude!
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405. - Vinnie.
- Doc, while you're here,
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406. can you have a look at the weeping rash?
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407. Shit. You all right?
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408. - You all right?
- Yeah.
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409. - You just in there?
- No.
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410. I was. I just…
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411. - Yeah.
- I went and had one. Mm.
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412. Right, so this fight…
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413. - Mate, you're gonna get killed.
- Come on.
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414. - Why does everyone keep saying that?
- 'Cause you are gonna get killed.
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415. It's absolutely ridiculous.
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416. - Pull out.
- I can't pull out.
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417. - Why not?
- Because I've shook on it.
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418. - It's tradition.
- Oh, don't be a twat.
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419. Look, Dylan's scared for you.
I'm scared for you.
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420. You know what I mean?
You could seriously get hurt here.
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421. We love you, you dickhead.
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422. Did anything happen between
you and that Jake lad?
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423. What?
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424. - He's a good-looking lad, you know.
- Say that again.
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425. Say that again and see what happens.
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426. That went well. Fucking hell.
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427. You all right, Sid?
Whoa! Come on. Penis, dude.
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428. - Hear you're gonna get killed, Vin?
- I'm not gonna get killed.
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429. - Why can't you use the toilet?
- Prefer it al fresco.
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430. I've just really seen your knob there.
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431. - I know who you are, son.
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432. And I know what you are.
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433. And I want you to know
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434. that I can live with it.
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435. I'm your mam…
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436. and I'll always love you, no matter what.
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437. But I mean…
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438. no flouncing around, like…
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439. No Graham Norton stuff.
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440. But privately.
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441. If that's you…
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442. if that's what you like…
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443. then…
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444. Oh, make me a whore!
You are!
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445. More!
You're a minger!
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446. - Have it. You're the…
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447. town bike!
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448. - Come on!
- Yes, yes! More!
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449. More! Force it into me, boss.
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450. - What the fuck are you doing here?
- I wanted to talk to you.
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451. - How'd you know where I live?
- I'm your GP.
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452. I've got access to your records.
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453. My address isn't on the bloody records.
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454. The pub is. I went there and
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455. Jesus! You're like my bloody stalker now.
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456. Have a sit down.
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457. You were right, Vin. I was taking stuff.
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458. Yeah, I know you were.
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459. Got in a bad place.
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460. I'll say.
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461. Not the drugs.
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462. The drugs were just a slip. It was just a…
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463. Something to take my mind off
the real problem…
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464. Oh, God. Genuinely nervous.
Where's this going now?
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465. I'm addicted to women's knees.
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466. I'm listening.
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467. Well, knees, shins, thighs, mainly knees.
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468. I had this marriage. She was…
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469. She was great.
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470. She was my soulmate,
but I couldn't stop wanting to see
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471. other women's knees. Just to touch 'em,
to kiss 'em, to lick 'em, to…
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472. I tried it on with
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473. I mean, nothing weird, just…
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474. getting close to their knees at parties.
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475. Throwing drink over them
and wiping it off.
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476. One day she caught me cracking
one out when her friend came round
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and the whole thing unravelled.
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478. When women come into the surgery
now, I'm just thinking of…
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479. excuses to take their dresses off,
you know,
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480. praying that they'll have
lower limb issues.
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481. I'm losing control of myself, Vin.
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482. It's all I can think about.
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483. Look, I sympathise with you, Chris.
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484. I just… I don't know what
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485. Think about it, Vin. Look, our minds are…
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486. The thoughts here…
they're… they're worrying.
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487. But just talking about it,
just sitting here
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488. and being able to say things, it just…
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489. It's like a weight's been lifted.
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490. So I was thinking, Vinnie,
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491. say if you think this is a terrible idea,
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492. but I was thinking… I need help…
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493. you need help… to talk about our thoughts,
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494. and maybe we could be like, you know,
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495. a therapy for each other.
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496. Like a two-man counselling group.
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497. What do you think?
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498. Well…
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499. I mean, well, yeah…
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500. I've got to have a bare knuckle fight
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501. so can we do it after that?
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502. - Come on, mate.
- Piss off, JJ.
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503. Cheers.
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504. - All right, go.
- Right, now, listen to me,
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505. we come for a fair fight,
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506. and my boy Ashley was bloody spiked.
No one knocked anyone out.
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507. I'm Vinnie O'Neill. I've come to fight
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508. with a bit of fucking respect,
a bit of honour for my opponent—
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509. - You're fucking dickheads!
- Oh, my God!
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510. Fuck off!
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511. - What are you doin'?
- You've ruined that.
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512. You've ruined that. Turn it off.
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513. - You're hard and everything.
- We're not having chips!
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514. - Yes, go on, Joe!
- Go on, Joe, lad!
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515. - Prick.
- No need for that, Joe.
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516. - You little queer.
- Yeah, you fucking wish.
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517. Told you I'm not your type.
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518. - Hope you rang the hospital.
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519. Booked a bed next to
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520. It's an hospital. They don't do
advance bookings, you bell end.
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521. Right, lads. Youse know the rules.
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522. I want a fair fight.
No holding, no kicking…
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523. no head-butting and no biting.
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524. Whoever breaks the rules, loses the fight.
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525. Otherwise, it's the first man
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526. - to offer his hand.
- Mm-hmm.
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527. I said it's the first man…
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528. to offer his hand.
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529. I don't wanna offer him my hand.
He's a dick.
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530. - God bless you both.
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531. Come on, Vin.
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532. Vin.
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533. Vinnie!
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534. Why you not fighting?
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535. - Where's my money?
- Oh, fuck off!
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536. Yes, mate!
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537. Yes! Yes! Come on!
- Come on, Vinnie!
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538. - Vinnie?
- Hmm?
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539. - The fuck you doing?
- You fucked my eye, Joe.
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540. Stop fucking dancing,
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541. - Fight on, lad.
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542. Ash!
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543. The Blanes. Up the Blanes!
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544. - Fight's over, our lad's won.
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545. Are you all right?
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546. Get him up, get him up, get him up!
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547. You all right?
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548. Go on, son.
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549. Ashley, no.
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550. All right, lad. No harm, right?
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551. All right, fair is fair.
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552. - It's your fight.
What the fuck?
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553. No, no, no, no. What are
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554. Yes.
- That man there said it.
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555. And it's true.
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556. You're a brave man, Vinnie.
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557. You knew you were going to lose,
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558. Come here to me now.
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559. - A brave man!
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560. Jesus.
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561. He's fine.
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562. Well, nothing life-threatening.
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563. Two of his ribs are cracked,
his face won't be
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564. - its gorgeous self for a while.
- Can we see him?
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565. He needs rest. Come back tomorrow.
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566. - Fuck that. Let's go.
- No, no, the doctor's right.
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567. He needs his rest.
Come on. We'll come back tomorrow.
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568. Dylan, listen. I need a wee, okay?
So I'll meet you outside.
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569. - Yeah.
- Two minutes.
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570. Hi.
- Hi.
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571. - You're looking good.
- Mm-hmm.
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572. I know you were there
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573. in the pub, when I was talking to Kath.
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574. I'm not sure what you heard.
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575. Mm. Not much.
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576. You know, I'm in a mess, Vinnie.
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578. With Dylan. Because Tyler is not his,
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579. But the timing's not right.
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580. It'd mess up all my plans, my future.
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581. Tyler's future.
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582. Oh, for fuck's sake.
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583. I can't believe I let this happen again.
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584. You know, getting pregnant
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585. understandable. But twice?
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586. It's starting to look like stupid, eh?
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587. All the lies that
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588. The elaborate…
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589. The elaborate bullshit.
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590. I stopped the guy
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591. Timings changed.
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592. And I made up crap about boyfriends.
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593. Because it was a shag.
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594. It was just a shag.
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595. And the guy would have felt obliged
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597. It was my choice to keep him.
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598. And I wanted him on my terms.
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599. I never wanted anything
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601. I mean…
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602. The guy didn't really
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603. He asked me the next day,
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604. We were too wasted.
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605. So, I lied.
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606. And that's what I'm gonna do
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607. he'll want to keep it, and if we keep it…
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608. it will tie me down.
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610. Because it's going away.
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612. Vincent O' Neill.
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613. Pleased to meet you.
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614. I'm Terence McCann.
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615. I want compensation, 20K, this month.
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616. What do you want us to do?
Rob 'em or what?
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617. - I want them dead.
- We're thieves. Fish murder doesn't
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619. Jimmy Savile!
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620. Oi, that's me little lad.
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621. Things go on as they were.
No one knows and no one will.
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622. We'll nick 'em, sell 'em,
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624. - Just take a look at this.
- Oh, come on.
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625. - Look at that.
- For fuck's sake.
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