1. I'm Joe Blane Jr,
and I'm fighting Ashley Dennings.Copy !req
2. Ashley, you've never fought
a man like me before,Copy !req
3. and as God as my judge,
I'm gonna kill your brain.Copy !req
4. I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital.Copy !req
5. Will Carol be here?
- She will, indeed. Yeah.Copy !req
6. - She's always asking about him.Copy !req
7. - As soon as she says it, Erin, mind.
- Yeah, I will.Copy !req
8. - You tell her. Tell her who you are.
- Yes.Copy !req
9. All right, lad?Copy !req
10. Ashley, you little prick. Come here.Copy !req
11. Get back! Whoa! Come on.Copy !req
12. Sexy abuse.
- Weird, isn't it?Copy !req
13. - Weird.
- This is weird.Copy !req
14. The Dennings were like
a surrogate family when I were younger.Copy !req
15. My mum had pissed off
and me dad was, well, he was me dad.Copy !req
16. They're a traditional family, you see.Copy !req
17. So, when they found out Ash was gay,
his brothers tried to fix it.Copy !req
18. Will you leave the boy alone,
you pair of reprobates?Copy !req
19. It's good to see you, son. Vinnie.Copy !req
20. - You all right, Mo?
- How you doing?Copy !req
21. I see you brought
the shirt-lifter with you.Copy !req
22. Actually, no, Mrs Dennings,
I'm really not. In fact—Copy !req
23. You're not a real man,
though, are ya? Come on.Copy !req
24. - I've got something to show you, son.
- Thanks, guys.Copy !req
25. Your face. Brilliant.Copy !req
26. Every fucking time.Copy !req
27. Well, it's because
you use big words, Dyldo.Copy !req
28. You know what I mean?
Mind you, them pants don't help, do they?Copy !req
29. Mum, Skyler, please, bro.Copy !req
30. All right, Cardi?
Wanna come to my trailer?Copy !req
31. - What?
- I got a new pet.Copy !req
32. Romeo. He'd love to meet you.Copy !req
33. Why don't you go
and have a look at her pet?Copy !req
34. No, you're all right.Copy !req
35. - Why not? He can stroke it.
- Oh, yes, he can.Copy !req
36. - I'm… I'm…
- Go on, mate.Copy !req
37. - I'm good.
- Go and stroke it, dude.Copy !req
38. - Go on.
- Won't take long.Copy !req
39. Come on. Cardi, just me and you.Copy !req
40. - I'm…
- And your little friend.Copy !req
41. Scared him now.Copy !req
42. I've got a thing
for big boys, Cardi.Copy !req
43. The chunkier, the better.Copy !req
44. I like the feel of a big man.Copy !req
45. That bulk, that waist.Copy !req
46. - Whoa, whoa, Carol. Hang on.
- What?Copy !req
47. There's no pet.Copy !req
48. - It's in the bedroom. Come on.
- No, I'm not…Copy !req
49. Trailer? Romeo, I know code
when I hear it. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
50. What kind of person do you think I am?Copy !req
51. What about romance? What about
getting to know each other, Carol?Copy !req
52. - What about…
- Romeo, meet Cardi.Copy !req
53. - That's you there, Mr Happy.
- There you go.Copy !req
54. Mo's Tickle, dude.Copy !req
55. - Tickle?
- Stains.Copy !req
56. Right, first things first.Copy !req
57. I want you all to watch this.Copy !req
58. Why am I Mr Slow?Copy !req
59. Why what?Copy !req
60. Mr Slow. You saying
I'm thick or something?Copy !req
61. Hey, chill out, you bloody maniac.
We just chose them at random, dude.Copy !req
62. - Change it.
- It's only a mug.Copy !req
63. - I am not being Mr Slow.
- Well, I'm not changing it.Copy !req
64. - Here, you be Mr Slow.
- I'm on coffee.Copy !req
65. - Coffee's fine.
- Get away.Copy !req
66. Look, I'm not being Mr Slow!Copy !req
67. - No way. End of story. I refuse!Copy !req
68. - Here, you be Mr fucking Slow.
- He's old, you daft git.Copy !req
69. Look at him.Copy !req
70. - What?
- He's old.Copy !req
71. That's why he's slow.
He's not thick, is he?Copy !req
72. They're not gonna have a fucking
kids' character who's thickCopy !req
73. called Mr Slow.Copy !req
74. Now, drink your tea.Copy !req
75. Video. Watch.Copy !req
76. Ashley, you've never fought
a man like me before,Copy !req
77. and as God as my judge,
I'm gonna kill your brain.Copy !req
78. I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital.Copy !req
79. By the time I'm done with you,
you're gonna need your mumCopy !req
80. to wipe your arsehole.Copy !req
81. - Up the Blanes!Copy !req
82. - Fuck the Blanes.
- Fuck the Blanes.Copy !req
83. - Fuck the Blanes.
- Turn it off.Copy !req
84. I will not be wiping your arse,Copy !req
85. because you are not going
to lose to that gobshite.Copy !req
86. This is provocation, this is posturing,Copy !req
87. and we won't rise to it.Copy !req
88. We'll do our talking the way
we've always done… with these.Copy !req
89. You're a Dennings,
and Dennings don't lose.Copy !req
90. Come on, Ashley, wreck him.Copy !req
91. - How's things with you and Erin?
- Good, man.Copy !req
92. You getting on?Copy !req
93. I'm saying, with all that shit
with McCann's men following her,Copy !req
94. it were freaking her out, weren't it? But…Copy !req
95. - it's all settled down now, has it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
96. What?Copy !req
97. - We're fucking like rabbits.
- Oh, aye?Copy !req
98. Yeah. Actually, no, rabbits
don't even do it this often.Copy !req
99. We're like porn rabbits.Copy !req
100. Honestly, it's like we're newly dating.Copy !req
101. I mean, my balls are sore.
Do you remember sore balls?Copy !req
102. Only from that wanking competition.Copy !req
103. So, what's that all about, then?Copy !req
104. I'm not complaining.Copy !req
105. My dick's not complaining.
My head's got a few questions.Copy !req
106. - Mm-hm.
- Like…Copy !req
107. I don't… When did it start?Copy !req
108. After I found that guy Jake in our house?Copy !req
109. He'd been there for hours in the end.Copy !req
110. I don't know. Psychologically,
it makes me question her motives.Copy !req
111. - The overcompensation sex.
- Exactly.Copy !req
112. Yeah. Nice!Copy !req
113. I don't know, dude.Copy !req
114. Shagging is shagging
at the end of the day.Copy !req
115. - Yes, it is.
- Lucky bastard. Christ.Copy !req
116. - She hates you.
- She loves me.Copy !req
117. I think I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
118. - You won't puke, man.
- I might puke.Copy !req
119. If you tell yourself
puking's a possibility,Copy !req
120. you might puke. You gotta
tell yourself you won't puke.Copy !req
121. - How do you run like that?
- It's what I do, innit?Copy !req
122. - It turns this off.
- I can't do this every day, Vin.Copy !req
123. - Do you wanna lose the fight?
- No.Copy !req
124. Then we've gotta train, Ash.Copy !req
125. I'm a Dennings. We don't lose fights.Copy !req
126. Brawn's not enough, man.
You've gotta have stamina.Copy !req
127. Do you think Joe Jr
is being complacent? 'Cause he isn't.Copy !req
128. He's up every morning,
crack of dawn, lifting, pushing.Copy !req
129. - How do you know?
- I don't. That's what I'm trynna tell you.Copy !req
130. You don't know either, do ya?
He's a fucking tough lad.Copy !req
131. If you lose the fight,Copy !req
132. - your whole family's gonna kill ya.
- I know.Copy !req
133. You've gotta think of pride,
haven't ya? Think of honour.Copy !req
134. More than anything…Copy !req
135. think of the money we've got riding on it.Copy !req
136. I know your dad. In you go. Go on.Copy !req
137. - Five minutes off here.
- Five minutes.Copy !req
138. Cardi, do us a solid, dude.Copy !req
139. Go and ask the Blanes if they're ready.
We've got five minutes here.Copy !req
140. M… M… Me?Copy !req
141. Yeah, you don't have to fight him, dude.Copy !req
142. You just have to say, "Are you ready?"Copy !req
143. - Can I come with you?
- No, I'm good, I'm good.Copy !req
144. Oh, shit.Copy !req
145. Excuse…Copy !req
146. Excuse…Copy !req
147. Exc…Copy !req
148. S… S… Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
149. We were wondering if you're ready.Copy !req
150. Bring it on, fat boy.Copy !req
151. - Get out of here!Copy !req
152. You both know the rules.Copy !req
153. We want fair play. No holding, no biting.Copy !req
154. Watch your heads.
Whoever breaks the rules loses the fight.Copy !req
155. Otherwise,
it's the first one to offer a hand.Copy !req
156. May the best man win. God bless you both.Copy !req
157. Yes, lad! Go for him!Copy !req
158. Attaboy.Copy !req
159. - Yeah!
- Come on!Copy !req
160. Come on!Copy !req
161. Put your fucking hands up.
He's getting boxed in.Copy !req
162. Getting bopped to the head
every five fucking seconds.Copy !req
163. Hey! That's an illegal punch!Copy !req
164. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
165. Hands up! Hands up!Copy !req
166. Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!Copy !req
167. No!Copy !req
168. What are you doing?Copy !req
169. Ash, come on!Copy !req
170. - Come on, Ash!
- Come on!Copy !req
171. Come on, Ash!Copy !req
172. - Get him up! Get him up, now!Copy !req
173. Leg it!Copy !req
174. Leg it!Copy !req
175. Go!Copy !req
176. Get the fuck…Copy !req
177. - Get him in. Get him in.
- Get his legs.Copy !req
178. Get him in.Copy !req
179. - Where are you taking him?
- Come on.Copy !req
180. - To the hospital.
- I'm going with you.Copy !req
181. - So am I.
- With you, we'll never make it.Copy !req
182. - He's my best friend, I'm coming.
We'll follow on.Copy !req
183. No, no. Go and hide. Do not get arrested.Copy !req
184. Strap yourself in, Mo.
Jesus Christ, they're everywhere.Copy !req
185. Ash, Ash.Copy !req
186. We need to get out of here quick.Copy !req
187. They've made shitloads of arrests.Copy !req
188. Half the district's most wanted
is out there tonight.Copy !req
189. That's this bastard,
next door, this. Fucking Paslowski.Copy !req
190. I bet you, he's tipped them off.Copy !req
191. Just think, all of this weed here,
right under their noses.Copy !req
192. You absolutely love this, don't you?
Nights like these.Copy !req
193. Come on, don't you?Copy !req
194. Oh, it's exciting. The fight,
the rain. My heart is pounding.Copy !req
195. Yes, But I told Kath
I'd pick Tyler up at 9:30,Copy !req
196. and I'm stuck in a weed shed, so.Copy !req
197. You know, if there wasn't
a bunch of people here right now…Copy !req
198. Yeah?Copy !req
199. - Is there a bathroom?
- Fuck off, we can't.Copy !req
200. Can't we?Copy !req
201. Want a Bonbon?Copy !req
202. We've stabilised him,
but his injuries are significant.Copy !req
203. Broken nose, concussion,
and serious head injury.Copy !req
204. However, we think the reason he collapsedCopy !req
205. was due to a toxin we found in his blood.Copy !req
206. - A toxin?
- A drug called alprazolam.Copy !req
207. It's commonly used
as a horse tranquiliser.Copy !req
208. They fucking drugged him.Copy !req
209. I seem to recall,
we had Ash in, not long ago,Copy !req
210. with chloroform poisoning.Copy !req
211. - Is that a problem he has or…
- No, that was me.Copy !req
212. He thought it was a good way
to drug a Shetland pony, is all.Copy !req
213. Should have used alprazolam.Copy !req
214. Yeah, they don't sell that
down the pub.Copy !req
215. There is a concern.Copy !req
216. In humans, it can have
an effect on brain function.Copy !req
217. On brain function?Copy !req
218. It's been known
to cause strokes, seizures.Copy !req
219. We're gonna have to keep him monitored.Copy !req
220. Jesus Christ. They drugged my boy.
Those bastards, I could kill them.Copy !req
221. Well, that's your choice. Just…Copy !req
222. don't leave them
with life-threatening injuries, eh?Copy !req
223. You lot are costing the NHS a fortune.Copy !req
224. I'm sorry.Copy !req
225. All right.Copy !req
226. Let me go and have a word with them lads.Copy !req
227. - You?
- Yeah, me.Copy !req
228. Tell them they didn't fucking win.Copy !req
229. He's fine. Reading stories.Copy !req
230. Getting in his jamas.Copy !req
231. Yeah, do you mind
having him a bit longer?Copy !req
232. Yeah, sure. Is everything okay, Erin?Copy !req
233. Yeah, something's erupted.Copy !req
234. Great. All right, Kath, thanks.
I owe ya. Bye.Copy !req
235. - Vinnie, I got weapons at home.
- No way.Copy !req
236. What if it goes off, man?
What if they start?Copy !req
237. - They'll fucking kill us.
- They know what they've done.Copy !req
238. Come on, just jump in the van.Copy !req
239. Be cool, Vinnie. Show them
we mean business. All right?Copy !req
240. - Nope.Copy !req
241. - Where's Joe Blane?
- Who's asking?Copy !req
242. - We're asking.
- Who's we?Copy !req
243. Us six in here. Me, him, her,
and them three in the back.Copy !req
244. Who's you six in there? You, him,
her, them three in the back?Copy !req
245. Does it matter?
Where's Joe Blane's trailer, man?Copy !req
246. - We need to have a word with him.
- Really?Copy !req
247. - What's the craic, Paddy?
- Look at this.Copy !req
248. - You come to pay us our money?
- No, because you won't be getting any.Copy !req
249. - And why is that, then?
- 'Cause it wasn't a fair fight.Copy !req
250. A man can't fight
if his system is swimming with drugs.Copy !req
251. - Drugs he didn't even fucking put there.
- Stop talking shit.Copy !req
252. - I beat him fair-and-square.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
253. Listen, I told you
I'd put him in hospital.Copy !req
254. - That's what I fucking did.
- Drugs did.Copy !req
255. Drugs put my mate in hospital.
You lot know better than I do.Copy !req
256. It's supposed to be man versus man.
We came for a fair fightCopy !req
257. - and today that didn't happen.
- Today, I killed him.Copy !req
258. No, you didn't.
You spiked him, is what you did.Copy !req
259. How can you be all right with this?Copy !req
260. How can you justify it
to yourselves?Copy !req
261. You're fucking cheats, is what you are.Copy !req
262. Dylan. You need to hear it,
you know you are.Copy !req
263. So, what are you proposing?Copy !req
264. - A rematch.
- Well, he can't, because he's in hospital.Copy !req
265. Your bird's right.
He can't fight in that condition.Copy !req
266. So what?Copy !req
267. You got a new opponent for me?Copy !req
268. Yeah. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
269. - Who?
- Me.Copy !req
270. - Oh, feck off. Be sensible, man.Copy !req
271. I'm being serious. Me.
For my friend, Ashley.Copy !req
272. For the sake of a fair fight, I'll be
your new opponent. Come 'ed.Copy !req
273. If he wants a hiding, why not?Copy !req
274. Call the ambulance now, lads, will we?Copy !req
275. - Shit!Copy !req
276. Nice one, dickhead.Copy !req
277. - That's backfired, hasn't it?
- You, get in the van.Copy !req
278. - You're gonna get murdered.
- Not necessarily.Copy !req
279. - Absolutely annihilated.
- All right, well, maybe.Copy !req
280. Maybe not. Let's have a look
at some positives here.Copy !req
281. I'm fast, I am.Copy !req
282. And I've got good stamina.Copy !req
283. That's all I have for now.
Let's have a look at some negatives.Copy !req
284. - Vinnie, you're gonna get killed.
- Oh.Copy !req
285. First Ash, now you. Well,
I'm going home. I need a kebab.Copy !req
286. - Cardi, no red meat.
- A chicken burger, then!Copy !req
287. With fucking fries!Copy !req
288. Cardi, you don't know the way.Copy !req
289. - Fuck off!
- Cardi.Copy !req
290. I love Ashley.Copy !req
291. He's my best friend
and then, to see him get…Copy !req
292. You know, like last night…Copy !req
293. Now Vinnie's gonna get the same.Copy !req
294. Why? What's the point of it all?Copy !req
295. - It's our tradition.
- It's a stupid tradition.Copy !req
296. Come here, come on.Copy !req
297. Let all the tension go.Copy !req
298. Allow yourself to be held.Copy !req
299. Like, when you were a small child
and you had a problemCopy !req
300. and your mammy made it all better.Copy !req
301. No, more than that.
All your muscles need to unclench.Copy !req
302. Let the tension go away.
Put your head on me chest.Copy !req
303. Ah! There you go. There you go.Copy !req
304. Just cry if you want to cry.Copy !req
305. Whatever you want to do is fine.Copy !req
306. Let all your cares fade away, eh?Copy !req
307. There you go, that's it.Copy !req
308. Everything's all right. Everything's okay.Copy !req
309. Mammy's here, huh?Copy !req
310. Mammy make everything all right.Copy !req
311. Hmm?Copy !req
312. We think it's best if Cardi sleeps
in with me tonight, don't you?Copy !req
313. - Mm?
- Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
314. I think tonight it's best if
little Cardi sleeps in with Mammy.Copy !req
315. Mammy keep him safe.Copy !req
316. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on, come on.Copy !req
317. Come on.Copy !req
318. Everything will be all right
in the morning.Copy !req
319. Romeo, out.Copy !req
320. Post him a video.Copy !req
321. Tell them, they're nothing
but a bunch of cheating pricks.Copy !req
322. Tell them that
they have to face a Dennings.Copy !req
323. What have I told ya? I shook on it.
So, it has to be me now, you lemon.Copy !req
324. But you'll lose, and if you lose,
then we lose money.Copy !req
325. - Mate, he's right.
- What do you want me to do?Copy !req
326. Mick's in a cell. He can't fight.
He can't fight, he's softCopy !req
327. round the bloody middle,
hasn't trained since his injury.Copy !req
328. - Bullshit.
- It's the fucking truth.Copy !req
329. You know why Ashley fights?
He does it for you lot.Copy !req
330. To prove himself, despite the factCopy !req
331. he fucking hates it.
Despite the fact he wantsCopy !req
332. a completely different life.
Honest to God,Copy !req
333. - this just isn't who he is.
- And who is he?Copy !req
334. Vinnie, shut it.Copy !req
335. He just wants to be happy.
Living the life he wants live, Mo.Copy !req
336. - What are you saying?
- I am saying—Copy !req
337. You, fuck…Copy !req
338. - Shut your mouth.
- What you gonna do?Copy !req
339. Give me a good hiding
like you did his lover?Copy !req
340. It's a phase, it's a funny phase.
It'll pass.Copy !req
341. Funny phase? You fucking mad?Copy !req
342. You just can't accept him for what he is.Copy !req
343. Your own brother,
and I'll tell you right now,Copy !req
344. he's more of a man than you'll ever be.Copy !req
345. That's what bothers you?Copy !req
346. That's what bothers you,
and I'm telling you right now,Copy !req
347. it's never, ever been
a problem for us. That's why he loves us.Copy !req
348. - Let me fight, man.
- No.Copy !req
349. - For my friend, let me fight.
- I said, no!Copy !req
350. - Hey…
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
351. - Yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
352. Yeah?
- Niall, I'm not a fucking kid any more.Copy !req
353. - Let's have it, man.
- I'll kill ya.Copy !req
354. - He fights.
- Mam, it's me bad shoulder.Copy !req
355. He fights.Copy !req
356. - Sorry.Copy !req
357. Vinnie! Vin.Copy !req
358. - Hey.
- Take a seat.Copy !req
359. - What can I do you for?
- Er…Copy !req
360. Well, it's the…Copy !req
361. - It's my bipolar.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
362. - I've just… I've made a decision.
- Yeah.Copy !req
363. I've not thought about the consequences.Copy !req
364. - Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
365. It's like my fucking head
tells me to do these things.Copy !req
366. - Oh, no.
- I'll end up getting killed here.Copy !req
367. I've started a…Copy !req
368. Terrible.Copy !req
369. - Are you high?
What?Copy !req
370. - No.
- It's just your pupils are massive, man,Copy !req
371. and you're like a fucking nodding dog.
What's going on?Copy !req
372. I'm the doctor here. Let's stick
to the time-honoured convention ofCopy !req
373. - you tell me about your health and I'll—
- You are. You're high.Copy !req
374. - I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.Copy !req
375. - I'm not.
- What've you taken?Copy !req
376. - What?
- You're gonna end up getting struck off.Copy !req
377. Vinnie, sit down. Vinnie, sit.Copy !req
378. You better sort your shit out, pal.Copy !req
379. - Vinnie. Vinnie, sit down.
- Waste of time.Copy !req
380. Vin…Copy !req
381. Vinnie. Wait, Vinnie.Copy !req
382. Vin, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
383. Yeah, and I need to talk to you
in there where you're paid to listen.Copy !req
384. - Wait a sec.
- Wait a second?Copy !req
385. What about your other patients?
Waiting time's bad enough.Copy !req
386. Hang on! Vin!Copy !req
387. He asked me
to pretend to be this Russian whore.Copy !req
388. "Naughty boy. I spank you."Copy !req
389. "You're lucky I don't poison you,
my secret nerve agentCopy !req
390. and take it out on your English arse."Copy !req
391. He loves all that kinky shit,
the spanking.Copy !req
392. - You'd never think though, would you?
- No.Copy !req
393. - Little innocent face.
- I know.Copy !req
394. - I thought you two hadn't been getting on.
- No, we haven't.Copy !req
395. We shag more when there's problems.
My way of getting us close.Copy !req
396. - It worked.
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. Oh, shit, Kath.Copy !req
398. What am I gonna do if I am?
Fucking shitting myself.Copy !req
399. I can't mess everything up.Copy !req
400. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
401. Have you seen a skinny lad,
thinning hair?Copy !req
402. - Firstly, you need to find out—
- Vinnie!Copy !req
403. - A bloke looking for you.
I'm not here, Sid.Copy !req
404. - You are, you're down there.
- Oh, my God! You are a bell end, dude!Copy !req
405. - Vinnie.
- Doc, while you're here,Copy !req
406. can you have a look at the weeping rash?Copy !req
407. Shit. You all right?Copy !req
408. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
409. - You just in there?
- No.Copy !req
410. I was. I just…
You know, I needed a pee, so…Copy !req
411. - Yeah.
- I went and had one. Mm.Copy !req
412. Right, so this fight…Copy !req
413. - Mate, you're gonna get killed.
- Come on.Copy !req
414. - Why does everyone keep saying that?
- 'Cause you are gonna get killed.Copy !req
415. It's absolutely ridiculous.Copy !req
416. - Pull out.
- I can't pull out.Copy !req
417. - Why not?
- Because I've shook on it.Copy !req
418. - It's tradition.
- Oh, don't be a twat.Copy !req
419. Look, Dylan's scared for you.
I'm scared for you.Copy !req
420. You know what I mean?
You could seriously get hurt here.Copy !req
421. We love you, you dickhead.Copy !req
422. Did anything happen between
you and that Jake lad?Copy !req
423. What?Copy !req
424. - He's a good-looking lad, you know.
- Say that again.Copy !req
425. Say that again and see what happens.Copy !req
426. That went well. Fucking hell.Copy !req
427. You all right, Sid?
Whoa! Come on. Penis, dude.Copy !req
428. - Hear you're gonna get killed, Vin?
- I'm not gonna get killed.Copy !req
429. - Why can't you use the toilet?
- Prefer it al fresco.Copy !req
430. I've just really seen your knob there.Copy !req
431. - I know who you are, son.Copy !req
432. And I know what you are.Copy !req
433. And I want you to knowCopy !req
434. that I can live with it.Copy !req
435. I'm your mam…Copy !req
436. and I'll always love you, no matter what.Copy !req
437. But I mean…Copy !req
438. no flouncing around, like…Copy !req
439. No Graham Norton stuff.Copy !req
440. But privately.Copy !req
441. If that's you…Copy !req
442. if that's what you like…Copy !req
443. then…Copy !req
444. Oh, make me a whore!
You are!Copy !req
445. More!
You're a minger!Copy !req
446. - Have it. You're the…Copy !req
447. town bike!Copy !req
448. - Come on!
- Yes, yes! More!Copy !req
449. More! Force it into me, boss.Copy !req
450. - What the fuck are you doing here?
- I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
451. - How'd you know where I live?
- I'm your GP.Copy !req
452. I've got access to your records.Copy !req
453. My address isn't on the bloody records.Copy !req
454. The pub is. I went there and
paid a man in specs £5 to tell me.Copy !req
455. Jesus! You're like my bloody stalker now.Copy !req
456. Have a sit down.Copy !req
457. You were right, Vin. I was taking stuff.Copy !req
458. Yeah, I know you were.Copy !req
459. Got in a bad place.Copy !req
460. I'll say.Copy !req
461. Not the drugs.Copy !req
462. The drugs were just a slip. It was just a…Copy !req
463. Something to take my mind off
the real problem…Copy !req
464. Oh, God. Genuinely nervous.
Where's this going now?Copy !req
465. I'm addicted to women's knees.Copy !req
466. I'm listening.Copy !req
467. Well, knees, shins, thighs, mainly knees.Copy !req
468. I had this marriage. She was…Copy !req
469. She was great.Copy !req
470. She was my soulmate,
but I couldn't stop wanting to seeCopy !req
471. other women's knees. Just to touch 'em,
to kiss 'em, to lick 'em, to…Copy !req
472. I tried it on with
a couple of her friends.Copy !req
473. I mean, nothing weird, just…Copy !req
474. getting close to their knees at parties.Copy !req
475. Throwing drink over them
and wiping it off.Copy !req
476. One day she caught me cracking
one out when her friend came roundCopy !req
477. in a short skirt
and the whole thing unravelled.Copy !req
478. When women come into the surgery
now, I'm just thinking of…Copy !req
479. excuses to take their dresses off,
you know,Copy !req
480. praying that they'll have
lower limb issues.Copy !req
481. I'm losing control of myself, Vin.Copy !req
482. It's all I can think about.Copy !req
483. Look, I sympathise with you, Chris.
Honestly, really, I do, man.Copy !req
484. I just… I don't know what
you expect me to do about all this.Copy !req
485. Think about it, Vin. Look, our minds are…Copy !req
486. The thoughts here…
they're… they're worrying.Copy !req
487. But just talking about it,
just sitting hereCopy !req
488. and being able to say things, it just…Copy !req
489. It's like a weight's been lifted.Copy !req
490. So I was thinking, Vinnie,Copy !req
491. say if you think this is a terrible idea,Copy !req
492. but I was thinking… I need help…Copy !req
493. you need help… to talk about our thoughts,Copy !req
494. and maybe we could be like, you know,Copy !req
495. a therapy for each other.Copy !req
496. Like a two-man counselling group.Copy !req
497. What do you think?Copy !req
498. Well…Copy !req
499. I mean, well, yeah…Copy !req
500. I've got to have a bare knuckle fight
with a brutal traveller on Tuesday,Copy !req
501. so can we do it after that?Copy !req
502. - Come on, mate.
- Piss off, JJ.Copy !req
503. Cheers.Copy !req
504. - All right, go.
- Right, now, listen to me,Copy !req
505. we come for a fair fight,Copy !req
506. and my boy Ashley was bloody spiked.
No one knocked anyone out.Copy !req
507. I'm Vinnie O'Neill. I've come to fightCopy !req
508. with a bit of fucking respect,
a bit of honour for my opponent—Copy !req
509. - You're fucking dickheads!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
510. Fuck off!Copy !req
511. - What are you doin'?
- You've ruined that.Copy !req
512. You've ruined that. Turn it off.Copy !req
513. - You're hard and everything.
- We're not having chips!Copy !req
514. - Yes, go on, Joe!
- Go on, Joe, lad!Copy !req
515. - Prick.
- No need for that, Joe.Copy !req
516. - You little queer.
- Yeah, you fucking wish.Copy !req
517. Told you I'm not your type.Copy !req
518. - Hope you rang the hospital.Copy !req
519. Booked a bed next to
your little faggot friend, eh?Copy !req
520. It's an hospital. They don't do
advance bookings, you bell end.Copy !req
521. Right, lads. Youse know the rules.Copy !req
522. I want a fair fight.
No holding, no kicking…Copy !req
523. no head-butting and no biting.Copy !req
524. Whoever breaks the rules, loses the fight.Copy !req
525. Otherwise, it's the first manCopy !req
526. - to offer his hand.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
527. I said it's the first man…Copy !req
528. to offer his hand.Copy !req
529. I don't wanna offer him my hand.
He's a dick.Copy !req
530. - God bless you both.Copy !req
531. Come on, Vin.Copy !req
532. Vin.Copy !req
533. Vinnie!Copy !req
534. Why you not fighting?Copy !req
535. - Where's my money?
- Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
536. Yes, mate!Copy !req
537. Yes! Yes! Come on!
- Come on, Vinnie!Copy !req
538. - Vinnie?
- Hmm?Copy !req
539. - The fuck you doing?
- You fucked my eye, Joe.Copy !req
540. Stop fucking dancing,
start fighting, will you.Copy !req
541. - Fight on, lad.Copy !req
542. Ash!Copy !req
543. The Blanes. Up the Blanes!Copy !req
544. - Fight's over, our lad's won.Copy !req
545. Are you all right?Copy !req
546. Get him up, get him up, get him up!Copy !req
547. You all right?Copy !req
548. Go on, son.Copy !req
549. Ashley, no.Copy !req
550. All right, lad. No harm, right?Copy !req
551. All right, fair is fair.Copy !req
552. - It's your fight.
What the fuck?Copy !req
553. No, no, no, no. What are
any of us without our honour?Copy !req
554. Yes.
- That man there said it.Copy !req
555. And it's true.Copy !req
556. You're a brave man, Vinnie.Copy !req
557. You knew you were going to lose,
and you fought for your friend.Copy !req
558. Come here to me now.Copy !req
559. - A brave man!Copy !req
560. Jesus.Copy !req
561. He's fine.Copy !req
562. Well, nothing life-threatening.Copy !req
563. Two of his ribs are cracked,
his face won't beCopy !req
564. - its gorgeous self for a while.
- Can we see him?Copy !req
565. He needs rest. Come back tomorrow.Copy !req
566. - Fuck that. Let's go.
- No, no, the doctor's right.Copy !req
567. He needs his rest.
Come on. We'll come back tomorrow.Copy !req
568. Dylan, listen. I need a wee, okay?
So I'll meet you outside.Copy !req
569. - Yeah.
- Two minutes.Copy !req
570. Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
571. - You're looking good.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
572. I know you were there
the other day, Vin,Copy !req
573. in the pub, when I was talking to Kath.Copy !req
574. I'm not sure what you heard.Copy !req
575. Mm. Not much.Copy !req
576. You know, I'm in a mess, Vinnie.Copy !req
577. I… I do wanna have a kid with him.Copy !req
578. With Dylan. Because Tyler is not his,
and I'd love him to be a real dad.Copy !req
579. But the timing's not right.Copy !req
580. It'd mess up all my plans, my future.Copy !req
581. Tyler's future.Copy !req
582. Oh, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
583. I can't believe I let this happen again.Copy !req
584. You know, getting pregnant
by mistake once…Copy !req
585. understandable. But twice?Copy !req
586. It's starting to look like stupid, eh?Copy !req
587. All the lies that
I told the first time around…Copy !req
588. The elaborate…Copy !req
589. The elaborate bullshit.Copy !req
590. I stopped the guy
from finding out it was his.Copy !req
591. Timings changed.Copy !req
592. And I made up crap about boyfriends.Copy !req
593. Because it was a shag.Copy !req
594. It was just a shag.Copy !req
595. And the guy would have felt obliged
to be a part of Tyler's life.Copy !req
596. I didn't want that.Copy !req
597. It was my choice to keep him.Copy !req
598. And I wanted him on my terms.Copy !req
599. I never wanted anything
to tie me down, Vin.Copy !req
600. So I lied.Copy !req
601. I mean…Copy !req
602. The guy didn't really
even remember it happening.Copy !req
603. He asked me the next day,
and I told him nothing.Copy !req
604. We were too wasted.Copy !req
605. So, I lied.Copy !req
606. And that's what I'm gonna do
this time, because if I tell Dylan,Copy !req
607. he'll want to keep it, and if we keep it…Copy !req
608. it will tie me down.Copy !req
609. So whatever you've heard,
you need to un-hear, okay?Copy !req
610. Because it's going away.Copy !req
611. Erin. Er…Copy !req
612. Vincent O' Neill.Copy !req
613. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
614. I'm Terence McCann.Copy !req
615. I want compensation, 20K, this month.Copy !req
616. What do you want us to do?
Rob 'em or what?Copy !req
617. - I want them dead.
- We're thieves. Fish murder doesn'tCopy !req
618. - really come under our remit.Copy !req
619. Jimmy Savile!Copy !req
620. Oi, that's me little lad.Copy !req
621. Things go on as they were.
No one knows and no one will.Copy !req
622. We'll nick 'em, sell 'em,
tell her they're dead.Copy !req
623. - Easy money.Copy !req
624. - Just take a look at this.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
625. - Look at that.
- For fuck's sake.Copy !req