1. All right, Vinnie.
You understand what I've done?Copy !req
2. How I've placed them.Copy !req
3. Tell me what's next.Copy !req
4. You touch the wires to the batch terminal,Copy !req
5. which ignites the nitro-glycerine.Copy !req
6. Good lad.Copy !req
7. But before that, what do you do?Copy !req
8. Stand well back.Copy !req
9. Five, four, three, two, one.Copy !req
10. Vinnie!Copy !req
11. - What?
- Vin!Copy !req
12. My fucking shin.
What's going on? What?Copy !req
13. - It's Big Sandy.
What?Copy !req
14. What? What, love? What about her?Copy !req
15. She's gone.Copy !req
16. One sec. One sec.Copy !req
17. - Where's she gone?
- She's gone, Vin.Copy !req
18. Gone where?Copy !req
19. She's dead.Copy !req
20. - She's dead, Vin.
- Come here.Copy !req
21. - It's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
22. Ooh, er…Copy !req
23. It's morning glory.
Doesn't mean anything. All right?Copy !req
24. - I'll sit.
- You have a sit down.Copy !req
25. I'm gonna make a brew.Copy !req
26. We'll all help with the funeral,
all right? Flowers, speeches.Copy !req
27. Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it?
Sandy didn't have any savings.Copy !req
28. - What about your boss?
- That fucking wanker?Copy !req
29. He's tighter than a crab's arse.Copy !req
30. Glen Glenson,
Google "slippery fuck-wit"Copy !req
31. and there's a photo of Glen.Copy !req
32. Get the fat fuck moved.Copy !req
33. We've punters coming in an hour!Copy !req
34. Big Sandy was the Madame
of the Rat And Cutter,Copy !req
35. the local strip club cum brothel.Copy !req
36. She was big in every respect.Copy !req
37. She loved life…Copy !req
38. and life loved her.Copy !req
39. He's got money, thousands.Copy !req
40. We know he has. We earn it.Copy !req
41. Can't you get your hands on it?Copy !req
42. He keeps it in a massive safe
in his office.Copy !req
43. He has me in there once a month
to suck his balls.Copy !req
44. - Oh!
- Oh! Bloody hell.Copy !req
45. - But where's his office?
- Basement.Copy !req
46. It's like Fort Knox in there, Vin,
bolted doors, CCTV.Copy !req
47. - Do any of you have the keys?Copy !req
48. Does he ever leave it open?Copy !req
49. - Uh-uh.
Shit.Copy !req
50. We have to do something.
She deserves a good send-off.Copy !req
51. - The fuck you doing?
- Mo.Copy !req
52. The bell, once, that's all it takes,
not ping, ping, ping.Copy !req
53. How quick do you expect me to get
out here? Ping, fucking pingCopy !req
54. all day fucking long. And you, you twat!Copy !req
55. You gave me a bum steer on that horse!
800 I put on Martika's Kitchen.Copy !req
56. Where'd it come? Fucking sixth.Copy !req
57. No, hang on a minute.
We all lost money that day, Gary.Copy !req
58. - I never said it was a sure thing.
- You said, "Sure thing."Copy !req
59. Those were your exact words. "Sure thing!"Copy !req
60. Now you come here,
ping, ping, fucking pinging?Copy !req
61. What do you want?Copy !req
62. - It's Big Sandy, man.
- What about her?Copy !req
63. - She's died, dude.
- Ah, for…Copy !req
64. Not another one! Look!Copy !req
65. I'm knee-deep.
You wanna see it back there.Copy !req
66. I got three heroin addicts,Copy !req
67. someone set themselves on fire,
and an old woman's died of a stroke!Copy !req
68. How am I gonna lift her?
I'm on me own today!Copy !req
69. Gary, I'm sorry, man. It's just…Copy !req
70. I kind of need it doing on tick, dude.Copy !req
71. Tick?Copy !req
72. Does this look like a charity?Copy !req
73. - No.
- Does the sign say, "Abracadabra."Copy !req
74. "Registered fucking charity"?Copy !req
75. - No, it says "Unertakers."
- The bloody D has fallen off,Copy !req
76. or been peeled off. And trust me,Copy !req
77. I got my suspicions about who did that.Copy !req
78. No tick. Absolutely not.Copy !req
79. No way, nada, nein, nyet,
non gratis. Now fuck off!Copy !req
80. - Do that again.Copy !req
81. I fucking dare you! Do it again.Copy !req
82. - Do you wanna fucking live here,Copy !req
83. you little prick? Get the fuck…
Get to fuck!Copy !req
84. It's just hit me hard. That's all, man.Copy !req
85. Just the thought that, one minute,
you can be there, full of life…Copy !req
86. - next minute, you're fucking gone.
- Mm.Copy !req
87. And there's the bloody bipolar.Copy !req
88. I spend so much time in me own head.
Like, it…Copy !req
89. Life, it's passed me by. It's gone.Copy !req
90. You know, now I'm 30-years-old.
I'm thinking to myself,Copy !req
91. if I died tomorrow,
you know, what've I done?Copy !req
92. What the fuck would people say about me?Copy !req
93. Good things, Vin. They'd say
nice things. You know, you…Copy !req
94. I think you contributed
in a lot of important ways.Copy !req
95. Yeah? Like what?Copy !req
96. Go on.Copy !req
97. You've, um…Copy !req
98. There's…Copy !req
99. You can't think of
a bloody thing, can you?Copy !req
100. No! You're a…Copy !req
101. You…Copy !req
102. - What?
- Well, you sell weed.Copy !req
103. I sell weed?Copy !req
104. That's a source of happiness
for many people.Copy !req
105. Speaking of which, could you sort
me out with some for the weekend?Copy !req
106. I've got some friends coming round
for a reunion. Gonna, you know,Copy !req
107. slide in a few tunes, roll a couple
of fat ones and…Copy !req
108. pretend it's the '90s again.Copy !req
109. But I think, no, you've contributed
in many ways to people's lives.Copy !req
110. Was that a yes on the weed?Copy !req
111. We've been playing football,
and I've done some literacy.Copy !req
112. - Oh, wow. How did football go?
- Good.Copy !req
113. - Good? Did you win?
- Yes.Copy !req
114. We won four, and the other team got zero.Copy !req
115. - Yeah. Did you score?
- Yeah.Copy !req
116. - Good boy.Copy !req
117. - Oh, all right, Vin. How's tricks?
- Yeah, tricks is good, ta.Copy !req
118. - How's tricks with you?
- Oh, don't get me started.Copy !req
119. Me piles are bleeding, dog's got cystitis.Copy !req
120. And as for that dopey bastard…Copy !req
121. - he's been at it again.
- What's it this time?Copy !req
122. - Hacking into government computers.Copy !req
123. HMRC. Nosing around,
trying to find out if Take ThatCopy !req
124. have paid their taxes.Copy !req
125. Got himself a bloody tag now.Copy !req
126. "Flight risk," they're saying.Copy !req
127. I told 'em, "Free rent, free food,"
and a life-sized cardboard Gandalf.Copy !req
128. He's not running anywhere.
Come on in, love.Copy !req
129. - Vortex?Copy !req
130. I'm coming.
- It's Vinnie. I've got your weed.Copy !req
131. Entry is permitted.Copy !req
132. All right, lad?Copy !req
133. How's it going, dude?Copy !req
134. I trust you've bought forth
my magical herbs.Copy !req
135. Your mam says you've had a bit of bother.Copy !req
136. The state's trying to silence me,
but my powers are too strong.Copy !req
137. Their systems and restraints
will never shackle my spirits.Copy !req
138. I've got your usual 40 there.Copy !req
139. Right. And…Copy !req
140. I have gold coins only.Copy !req
141. As long as there's 40 of them, dude.Copy !req
142. Can you hack into anywhere, man?Copy !req
143. Vincent, my powers are unstoppable.Copy !req
144. Yeah, but what about CCTV?Copy !req
145. CCTV?Copy !req
146. - Piece of piss, mate!Copy !req
147. Macaroni and cheese!Copy !req
148. - Ooh! You haven't had that for a while.
- No.Copy !req
149. All right, what with?Copy !req
150. - What do you want it with?
- Um…Copy !req
151. Carrots and bacon.Copy !req
152. - What? What do you want?
- Carrots and bacon.Copy !req
153. All right, then. We'll do that.
Go on. In you go.Copy !req
154. And then a little bit of magic dust.Copy !req
155. Voila! The Rat And Cutter.Copy !req
156. Dude, that's amazing.
Let me have a look at that.Copy !req
157. And this, I trust,
is where the loot is stashed.Copy !req
158. All right. Can we…
How do you make it bigger?Copy !req
159. Enlarge? I'm sure we can!Copy !req
160. Fuck, dude! That's the safe there.Copy !req
161. Could be in that in seconds.
This image, this gets recorded 24/7?Copy !req
162. From dusk till dawn.Copy !req
163. All right, so if someone
was to rob the place,Copy !req
164. is there any way we could make
the camera go dark for an hour or so?Copy !req
165. Well, with a little bit more
magic sprinkled on,Copy !req
166. we can record the empty room
and play that on a continuous loopCopy !req
167. back into the security system.Copy !req
168. So, if someone was to rob it,
there'd be no record of them being there?Copy !req
169. - Correct.
- All right, and you can set that up?Copy !req
170. Oh! For a small remuneration, yes.Copy !req
171. Free weed for a month.Copy !req
172. - Three months.
- Take the piss.Copy !req
173. Five weeks, I throw your mum
in a lady shaver.Copy !req
174. Done.Copy !req
175. - Come on, man.
- You come on, Vincent!Copy !req
176. You've made a deal with the wizard.Copy !req
177. - Ah.
- Just get it done.Copy !req
178. Now, this basement.Copy !req
179. How are you getting access to that?Copy !req
180. That's my next problem.Copy !req
181. - Sewers?
- Sewers.Copy !req
182. - Sewers.
- Sewers.Copy !req
183. - You're out of your mind.
- It's fucking genius. Think about it.Copy !req
184. - I've thought about it, it's insane.
- Right, listen to me.Copy !req
185. Every street
has access to its main sewers, yeah?Copy !req
186. In case of blockage.
In case… I don't… Whatever.Copy !req
187. All we need is one of them tools
to open the manhole and down we go.Copy !req
188. This is where we need to do our homework.Copy !req
189. There's homework?Copy !req
190. Christ! We walk along the sewerCopy !req
191. until we're exactly underneath
the Rat And Cutter, yeah?Copy !req
192. How're you gonna know that?Copy !req
193. With one of them roller measuring things.Copy !req
194. You know them things they use on roads?Copy !req
195. The clicky roller measuring thing.
Anyway, listen,Copy !req
196. we measure it over ground, then,
we know how far to go underground.Copy !req
197. - See what I mean?
- Fool-proof.Copy !req
198. You can piss off! I'm doing this
for your bird, dude! Big Sandy's funeral.Copy !req
199. - Won't it be sloshing with shit?
- No, no, no. There you go.Copy !req
200. That's a common misconception.
90% of sewage waste is actually water.Copy !req
201. That's bullshit!Copy !req
202. - Look it up.
- What about the other 10%?Copy !req
203. - Shit!
- It's not just shit, Dylan.Copy !req
204. There's piss as well.
There's all kinds of stuff down there.Copy !req
205. You're fucking missing the point!
Glen Glenson's office is a basement.Copy !req
206. So, if we know exactly how far
down the sewer we need to go,Copy !req
207. all we need to do is drill up,
create a hole big enoughCopy !req
208. to squeeze through,
and then we're fucking in there.Copy !req
209. Know what I mean? This is genius.
Tell me I'm wrong.Copy !req
210. You're wrong, mate.Copy !req
211. Vin, that's the stupidest plan
I've heard all year.Copy !req
212. Do you know what?
Let's hear your brilliant plan, genius.Copy !req
213. Hang on.Copy !req
214. Hang on, I'm the fucking genius.
There's an easier way, mate.Copy !req
215. Bloke comes into the dungeon
the other night, Mr Bishop.Copy !req
216. After he's done his badger trapping,
we get to talking.Copy !req
217. He's loaded, right?
Him and his missus are getting divorced.Copy !req
218. - Wonder why.
- He says to me…Copy !req
219. She's poisoned the kids against me.Copy !req
220. She barely lets them visit.Copy !req
221. Now, she's asking for more money.Copy !req
222. I don't want her beaten up, just a…Copy !req
223. Just a straight message, you know.
"This has to stop."Copy !req
224. Correction, that's the stupidest
plan I've heard all year.Copy !req
225. Three grand.
Mate, she's a gold digger, Vin.Copy !req
226. Count me out.Copy !req
227. - And me.
- And me.Copy !req
228. I think it's worth a try.Copy !req
229. - Banana milk.
- No, it's for after your tea.Copy !req
230. Banana milk.Copy !req
231. Would you just mind him one minute?Copy !req
232. Come on, then.Copy !req
233. - All right, what the fuck?
- What the fuck, what?Copy !req
234. You two following me. Who are you?Copy !req
235. Don't know what
you're talking about, love.Copy !req
236. Don't lie. I saw you
the other day, you're back again.Copy !req
237. - What you want?
- You've got the wrong men, love.Copy !req
238. We're just doing a bit of shopping.Copy !req
239. - That's all.
- Shopping?Copy !req
240. What for?Copy !req
241. - Cheese.
- Whisky.Copy !req
242. Whisky and cheese.Copy !req
243. I don't know what this is.
It don't involve me,Copy !req
244. and it certainly doesn't
involve him, all right?Copy !req
245. I see you again, I'm calling the police.Copy !req
246. How we doing this?
"Good cop, bad cop"?Copy !req
247. Or two good cops
unless she won't see sense.Copy !req
248. - I dunno, whatever you think.
- Good cop, bad cop.Copy !req
249. I'll be good cop. You be bad cop.Copy !req
250. Hey, happy being bad cop?Copy !req
251. - I'll be whatever cop you want me to be.
- Bad cop.Copy !req
252. - Sound.
- You know how to do it, don't you?Copy !req
253. Mean, moody. Don't say owt, just growl.Copy !req
254. - Growl?
- Yeah, growl. You know…Copy !req
255. Yeah.
- Fucking not doing that.Copy !req
256. - I'll be bad cop then.
- If you wanna be bad cop, be bad cop.Copy !req
257. - You're making a fuss of all this shit.
- Fine, just stay as we are.Copy !req
258. - Christ!Copy !req
259. It's a nice gaff, innit?Copy !req
260. She must've done well out of this divorce.Copy !req
261. He said he just gave it to her.Copy !req
262. The kids still live here.
He didn't want to dispute it.Copy !req
263. - What game is he in?
- I don't know, man.Copy !req
264. - Summat to do with fish.
- Fish?Copy !req
265. - Fishes.
- Earns a fucking fortune.Copy !req
266. Hello, boys, what can I do for you?Copy !req
267. Yeah, uh…Copy !req
268. We're associates of Mr Bishop.Copy !req
269. He sent us to have a little chat with you.Copy !req
270. Go on.Copy !req
271. - Yeah.Copy !req
272. - Let's get right to the point.
- Who's this new slut he's seeing?Copy !req
273. Donna?Copy !req
274. Sorry, we don't know
anything about any Donna.Copy !req
275. Blonde, I'm hearing.
Used to manage one of his shops.Copy !req
276. We're not here to discuss
his new relationship.Copy !req
277. Twenty-nine.Copy !req
278. What does she want
with his shrivelled old cock?Copy !req
279. Twenty-fucking-nine. He'll be loving that.Copy !req
280. Can never keep his eyes
off soft, young flesh.Copy !req
281. Suppose he's wandering around
like a lovesick puppy.Copy !req
282. Er… I wouldn't, erm…Copy !req
283. - I wouldn't exactly say that.Copy !req
284. What I would say is
he's a very unhappy man. Very unhappy.Copy !req
285. Which is why we're here to talk
to you about why he's so unhappy.Copy !req
286. - Ain't that right, Mr O'Neill?
- Sorry. Crack on with that. Just one sec.Copy !req
287. Dylan! What do you want?Copy !req
288. We've a problem. Get over 'ere.Copy !req
289. What kind of a problem?
I'm fucking busy, dude.Copy !req
290. Terence McCann shaped.Copy !req
291. All right, I'm on my way.Copy !req
292. Tommo, be back in a half-hour.Copy !req
293. - You'll be all right on your own.
- What?Copy !req
294. Ooh, shit, yeah. You got the keys? Car.Copy !req
295. There's a good lad.Copy !req
296. - Are you sure they were following you?
- Do I look thick?Copy !req
297. No, no. But it could be
a coincidence, couldn't it?Copy !req
298. What? A coincidence?
In the street and at the shops?Copy !req
299. - Who have you pissed off?
- No one.Copy !req
300. Vin, if they're following me when
I'm with Tyler,Copy !req
301. that freaks me out, all right?
So, whoever they are,Copy !req
302. I need to know he's not in danger.Copy !req
303. He's not. We promise.Copy !req
304. - Don't we promise?
- You promise?Copy !req
305. - So you do know who they are.
- No, no. We don't. Listen. No, no.Copy !req
306. We don't know who they are,Copy !req
307. but we'll work out
who they are and fix it.Copy !req
308. If you see 'em again,
give me a ring straight away, all right?Copy !req
309. - You better not be lying to me.
- We're not lying. Absolutely not.Copy !req
310. Oh, and Big Sandy's funeral. On it.Copy !req
311. Don't. What I don't know,
I don't worry about.Copy !req
312. All of this
is 'cause of some fucking pony.Copy !req
313. - We've got to put a stop to it.
- How?Copy !req
314. I don't know.Copy !req
315. Offer to buy him a kind of new one.Copy !req
316. It's his daughter's pride and joy.Copy !req
317. Then you gotta find out who Jim
sold it to and then offer top coin.Copy !req
318. He's not gonna remember, is he?Copy !req
319. I don't know, mate. Maybe…
Do you know what? Erin's right.Copy !req
320. Wanting to get out of here.
Maybe this wholeCopy !req
321. Terence McCann thing is a sign,
telling us to move on.Copy !req
322. All right. So, move on, you know.Copy !req
323. Start your new life with her.Copy !req
324. Be all right without you, Dyl.Copy !req
325. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. What about when you find yourself on
the edge of a bridge again?Copy !req
327. - What then, Vinnie?
- Who's told you that?Copy !req
328. Fucking Ralph Roberts? Hey!Copy !req
329. That's where I go to think
when it all gets a bit much.Copy !req
330. I wasn't gonna…Copy !req
331. Don't just assume that
because I'm bipolar,Copy !req
332. every time it gets a bit much,
I wanna throw myselfCopy !req
333. off the edge of a fucking bridge, man.Copy !req
334. Even if I did, it wouldn't be your
concern any more. You're leaving.Copy !req
335. I… Doesn't matter.Copy !req
336. At least we don't have to rob
Glen Glenson's bloody safe.Copy !req
337. At least that's one problem
off my bloody hands. Christ.Copy !req
338. What's he want?Copy !req
339. Tommo, what's going on, man?Copy !req
340. - What the fuck have you done?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
341. I like that.
That implication it must be me.Copy !req
342. I'm in a crap situation, so it must be
something idiotic that I've done.Copy !req
343. - Cheers very much, mate.
- Well, is it?Copy !req
344. Yes. On this occasion, it happens to beCopy !req
345. something idiotic that
I've gone and done. But I resent the—Copy !req
346. Tommo, you've not hurt her, have you?Copy !req
347. No. Fuck off. A woman? Never.Copy !req
348. - I shagged her.
- You shagged her?Copy !req
349. I didn't want to, did I?Copy !req
350. She were coming on to me
all heavy duty, stroking me up.Copy !req
351. What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
352. Not shag her!Copy !req
353. I defy any man,
yourself included, sunshine,Copy !req
354. to resist under those
sort of circumstances.Copy !req
355. I tell you what. She might have
had a bit of work done, but…Copy !req
356. she's in cracking shape, actually.Copy !req
357. I reckon she does yoga or summat.Copy !req
358. You know, Zumba. She were getting
herself into all these positions.Copy !req
359. - Really?
- Yes, she knew what she were doing.Copy !req
360. Fuck off. If you hadn't had bailed,Copy !req
361. - none of this would've happened.
- It's my fault you shagged her, is it?Copy !req
362. Moron.Copy !req
363. What if he tells her?Copy !req
364. - What if he finds out?
- Did you at least warn her offCopy !req
365. - before you shagged her?
- Not exactly.Copy !req
366. How do you mean, "not exactly"?Copy !req
367. - Well… not at all.
- Well, brilliant.Copy !req
368. That's just fucking brilliant.
The three grand,Copy !req
369. - that's not gonna happen now, is it?
- And afterwards, she were like,Copy !req
370. "He's the jealous type. Anger issues."Copy !req
371. So, she promised to keep her mouth shutCopy !req
372. if I went back next Saturday
and did her again.Copy !req
373. I'm gonna be shagging her
for the rest of my life, aren't I?Copy !req
374. - Sewers. Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
375. Sunday. It has to be Sunday evening.Copy !req
376. It's the only time he's never there.Copy !req
377. All right, so Sunday it is.Copy !req
378. Listen. If anyone hears anything,
it's just building work, all right?Copy !req
379. It's like the Hatton Garden job, innit?Copy !req
380. - They all got caught.
- Did they?Copy !req
381. Try that way.Copy !req
382. That's the manhole cover tool.Copy !req
383. You owe me for this thing.
It's all going in the file.Copy !req
384. The deed is done.Copy !req
385. You just keep a bloody eye on it
while we're down there, eh?Copy !req
386. Mm-hm.Copy !req
387. - Do you know what you're doing?
Yes.Copy !req
388. Come on, tell me.Copy !req
389. Keeping watch,
making sure no one comes.Copy !req
390. - That's right. And?
- And… And…Copy !req
391. - First alert if cops show up.
- Good lad. Listen, don't thinkCopy !req
392. we're not taking you down there
'cause you won't be useful.Copy !req
393. Cardi, look at me.
This is an important partCopy !req
394. of the mission this, all right?
Up here's the eyes and ears.Copy !req
395. So, if you run into any problems,
I want you to get meCopy !req
396. on the walkie-talkie,
guaranteed up to 500 metres.Copy !req
397. Testing, testing.Copy !req
398. Testing, testing.Copy !req
399. Received. Over.Copy !req
400. - Good lad.Copy !req
401. Let's get this done.Copy !req
402. - It's deep, innit?
- Of course it's deep.Copy !req
403. You expecting it to look like
the swimming baths? Come on. Get in.Copy !req
404. - Ash, you go first.
- Why me?Copy !req
405. - Why not?
- You go.Copy !req
406. - You fucking go.
- You fucking go.Copy !req
407. - You said—
- I'll go. Fucking bunch of pussies.Copy !req
408. Oh, my God.Copy !req
409. Eyes and ears.Copy !req
410. Eyes and ears.
- What?Copy !req
411. Nothing.Copy !req
412. Get in.Copy !req
413. Christ. It smells like crow's nest,
don't it?Copy !req
414. Which way do we go?Copy !req
415. What's it saying, eh?Copy !req
416. Dickhead.Copy !req
417. All right, fella.Copy !req
418. Uh, can I get a whole meal chicken wrap?Copy !req
419. Extra salad, skinny fries and, uh…Copy !req
420. Diet Coke.Copy !req
421. Times three.Copy !req
422. [JJ] Who else was in on this conspiracy?
Did the Queen know?Copy !req
423. What? What? Fuck off.Copy !req
424. You think 'cause she's old
and she's on a stamp, she's not capable?Copy !req
425. She can do that, can she,
the bloody Queen?Copy !req
426. What did she do? Ring up MI5…Copy !req
427. "Hello. I'd like
to have my daughter-in-law murdered."Copy !req
428. "Really, ma'am?
What'll it be?"Copy !req
429. "A car accident or a boating accident?"Copy !req
430. "I think I'll go for
a car accident. Blame it on the French."Copy !req
431. - Ridiculous.
- Stop!Copy !req
432. - Didn't know you were a Royalist.
- This is the spot.Copy !req
433. According to my measurements,Copy !req
434. we're standing directly
beneath the Rat And Cutter.Copy !req
435. - Go on!
- Come on, mate.Copy !req
436. Go on.Copy !req
437. Such fine maidens.Copy !req
438. Ah.Copy !req
439. - This is Dylan. I can't comeCopy !req
440. - to the phone right now. Leave a message.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
441. 'Ey up, it's Vinnie. Leave a message
at the beep, unless it's Dylan.Copy !req
442. Hello.
- Jake, write this down.Copy !req
443. B-X-0-8-J-W-L.Copy !req
444. - Erin, what's going on?
- One tall white guy,Copy !req
445. one smaller Black guy, both in their 30s.Copy !req
446. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
447. I'm fine. I'll explain later.Copy !req
448. Shit. Oh, shit. No!Copy !req
449. Where are you? Hello? Hello, driver?Copy !req
450. Hello?Copy !req
451. Over, over. Come in, over.Copy !req
452. Truck! Whose is this truck?Copy !req
453. Nice.Copy !req
454. All right, get up. Put your shoes on.Copy !req
455. - But it's bedtime.
- Not any more.Copy !req
456. I want you to read me a story.Copy !req
457. Yes, I will later. Promise. Come on.Copy !req
458. Oh, shit. Shit!Copy !req
459. Shit. Cometh the hour…Copy !req
460. cometh the man.Copy !req
461. I'll be back in a moment.Copy !req
462. - Kath. Kath.
Give us a minute.Copy !req
463. - No, it's urgent!
- Why are you here?Copy !req
464. There's a thingy…Copy !req
465. - A truck over the thingy.
- Calm down.Copy !req
466. - What're you saying?
- There's a truck.Copy !req
467. I need to find the driver, ask if
he's in it. It's parked over the…Copy !req
468. The hole the lads are down!
They can't get out.Copy !req
469. How did a bloody truck park there,
Cardi? Where were you?Copy !req
470. Idiot! What if it's there all night?
How will they get out?Copy !req
471. - Cardi! Cardi!
- Ladies and gents…Copy !req
472. - I have no time. I'm busy.
- Get over here.Copy !req
473. - I've gotta go!
- You meeting Tommo?Copy !req
474. - What? Why?Copy !req
475. Yes! Yes, Tommo!Copy !req
476. Some bird has posted this online.Copy !req
477. So big, Tommo! My husband wasn't this big.Copy !req
478. Shit!Copy !req
479. I hope the husband's
an understanding sort.Copy !req
480. Cardi!Copy !req
481. No truck drivers.
Get out there and find him!Copy !req
482. Go on!Copy !req
483. - Yeah, boy!Copy !req
484. Oh, fuck me! Fucking hell!Copy !req
485. Okay, lower me down.Copy !req
486. You're never going to believe this.Copy !req
487. We've only gone and done it.
It's the right room!Copy !req
488. Please be calm. Please be calm.Copy !req
489. - You all right? Look at me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. You okay? You sure?Copy !req
491. - All right. Where's Dylan?
- No idea.Copy !req
492. - Where's Vinnie? Have you seen him?
- No.Copy !req
493. Not seen anyone.
Don't know anything, I swear.Copy !req
494. - Where are they?
- I don't know.Copy !req
495. - Ow! Ow!
- Cardi! Where are they?Copy !req
496. - Kick him in the leg. Go on.
- Ow! God!Copy !req
497. - Tell me.
- I don't know. I don't know!Copy !req
498. - Do it again. Go on.
- Sewers! Sewers!Copy !req
499. They're drilling their way into
the Rat And Cutter to blow the safe.Copy !req
500. - To blow the safe?
- They're doing it for you. For Big Sandy.Copy !req
501. When you see them,
tell them to ring me, okay?Copy !req
502. - Why are they doing it for you?
- Because I was stupid enough to ask.Copy !req
503. All right, we're ready.Copy !req
504. Everybody, stand well back.Copy !req
505. I am Vortex.Copy !req
506. Wizard of purity.Copy !req
507. Cover your ears.Copy !req
508. And you are running
a house of sin and sorrow!Copy !req
509. Five, four…Copy !req
510. two, one.Copy !req
511. - It's Thai money.
- Just fuck it. Get it in the bag.Copy !req
512. Get off me!Copy !req
513. I'm Vortex!Copy !req
514. Unhand me!Copy !req
515. - You.Copy !req
516. - Is this yours?
- Yeah.Copy !req
517. Where the fuck have you been?Copy !req
518. Do you know the mess
you've caused, you prick?Copy !req
519. - You been drinking, mate?
- I've got people down that hole.Copy !req
520. - Move your bastard truck.Copy !req
521. - Will you fit down there, you fat git?
- You fat git.Copy !req
522. - You fat git.
- You fat git.Copy !req
523. Size of you, you fat wanker!Copy !req
524. You can't even say it,
you stuttering prick.Copy !req
525. You what?Copy !req
526. You fucking say that again, eh?Copy !req
527. Arsehole!Copy !req
528. Oh!Copy !req
529. Arsehole, is it?Copy !req
530. Enjoy yourself down there,
'cause you ain't coming back this way.Copy !req
531. Oh, shit.Copy !req
532. Wow, man.Copy !req
533. Thanks, boys. I can't believe
the whole thing. Fucking perfection!Copy !req
534. I've got to say, man, I am impressed.Copy !req
535. I know. I've got a semi.Copy !req
536. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
537. All right, lads, how are you doing?
You all right?Copy !req
538. What the fuck are you doing down here?Copy !req
539. There's been a tiny hiccup.Copy !req
540. - I'm sorry!Copy !req
541. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
542. Killing him is not gonna
get us out of this.Copy !req
543. All right. All right. Fuck.
Right, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
544. We're stuck in the sewer. We can't go
up there, can we, you fucking idiot?Copy !req
545. Can't go back there, either.
If they heard us blowing the safe,Copy !req
546. - they'll be coming looking.
- Oh, my God, we're gonna die!Copy !req
547. Just shut up. Right, look. The way
I see it, we've only got one option.Copy !req
548. - What's that, then?
- We walk.Copy !req
549. Sewage flows to the nearest waste plants,Copy !req
550. all of these little sewers
run into a main pipe.Copy !req
551. So, it can't be far to the nearest one.Copy !req
552. It could be miles, and we've no food.Copy !req
553. - Ugh.
- Have you got a better idea?Copy !req
554. - No.
- Has anyone got a better idea?Copy !req
555. Eh?Copy !req
556. All right, then. Let's go.Copy !req
557. - Fuck this.
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
558. There's shit everywhere.
Just calm down. Dickhead!Copy !req
559. Shit, dude.Copy !req
560. By the way…Copy !req
561. there's a couple of other things
you should know,Copy !req
562. about Erin and Mr Bishop's wife.Copy !req
563. - No sign of anyone.
- You didn't have to come round, you know.Copy !req
564. No, just, uh,
wanted to make sure you're safe.Copy !req
565. Where's Dylan?Copy !req
566. He's out with his mates somewhere.Copy !req
567. His phone was off, so…Copy !req
568. Did you make this up?Copy !req
569. - What?
- To get me over.Copy !req
570. - The old damsel-in-distress routine.
- Yeah.Copy !req
571. Yeah, 'cause I heard ringing someone
and frantically telling themCopy !req
572. to write down a car reg
is like a proper turn on.Copy !req
573. It is.Copy !req
574. - You think they'd ever hurt you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
575. Having a kid…Copy !req
576. it makes you more vulnerable. You know?Copy !req
577. But me, I'm used to this shit.Copy !req
578. I've had it my whole life.Copy !req
579. My brother was always bringing
trouble to the door.Copy !req
580. But him…Copy !req
581. I try and protect him from it.Copy !req
582. You know, when I'm saying
this stuff to you,Copy !req
583. it makes me realise more than ever
that this isn't how normal people live.Copy !req
584. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
585. I'll stay… till your boyfriend gets home.Copy !req
586. In case they come back.Copy !req
587. What are you gonna do,
you middle class ponce?Copy !req
588. I'm trained in fencing,
I'll have you know.Copy !req
589. Why do I always listen to me dick?
Why, dick?Copy !req
590. [high-pitched]
Because we have a good time, Tommo.Copy !req
591. Yeah, we do.
- [high-pitched] Let's face it.Copy !req
592. We'll be dead in 50 years,
so you might as well enjoy yourself.Copy !req
593. - Yeah, you're not wrong, dick.
- We're gonna be dead quicker than that.Copy !req
594. - We're gonna die down here.
- Piss off!Copy !req
595. Shut up, you gobshite!Copy !req
596. Right, which way do we go here?Copy !req
597. - Left.
- Right.Copy !req
598. For fuck's sake.Copy !req
599. - Right.
- Why is that?Copy !req
600. - That sign, B-7.
- Yeah?Copy !req
601. Pipes are numbered upwards.
This is the only way out.Copy !req
602. All right, come on.
God, it's getting worse.Copy !req
603. - Yeah.
- Stinks down here.Copy !req
604. What's that?
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
605. - It's one of them fatbergs, dude.
- A fatberg? It stinks.Copy !req
606. Breakfast for you, though.Copy !req
607. How are we gonna get past it?Copy !req
608. Hey, mate. Hang on.
Maybe we should double back.Copy !req
609. Go where? You've just told us
this is the only way out.Copy !req
610. We're wandering in the dark,
We don't know where we're going.Copy !req
611. - We're gonna die!
- Shut up.Copy !req
612. There's no way around.
We'll have to go through it.Copy !req
613. - Go on, then.
- Stand back.Copy !req
614. You're joking.
We don't know what's behind there!Copy !req
615. - Go on, Ash.
Oh, this is not good.Copy !req
616. - Be careful. It's probably poisonous!
- Shut up.Copy !req
617. No!Copy !req
618. Bollocks. All right.Copy !req
619. The money's soaked. My phone's fucked.Copy !req
620. How are we gonna get home?Copy !req
621. See you, lads.Copy !req
622. Thanks, Kath.Copy !req
623. - Oh!
- What? It's for Big Sandy.Copy !req
624. - Yeah, I know, but did it have to be this?
- You asked for Vinnie's help.Copy !req
625. - This is what you get.
- Oh, it stinks.Copy !req
626. No. No. Don't. I mean it.Copy !req
627. Jake, this is Dylan. Dylan, this is Jake.Copy !req
628. - Erin's college mate.
- Yeah.Copy !req
629. The mystery men turned up again,
so I called Jake, and he came over.Copy !req
630. Yeah, I called you first. And Vinnie.Copy !req
631. - Thanks for that, man. That's good of you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
632. It's not my place,
but you probably need to sort this.Copy !req
633. They shouldn't be freaking out
women and kids.Copy !req
634. - We don't know who they are, do we?
- No.Copy !req
635. We don't.Copy !req
636. But thanks for the advice.Copy !req
637. Right. Well, I should get a shower.Copy !req
638. - Yeah, I should go.
- Stinks. It smells.Copy !req
639. Okay, well, thanks.
Thanks for coming over.Copy !req
640. No worries.Copy !req
641. I'll see you in college.Copy !req
642. You're an Internet sensation, Tommo.Copy !req
643. Well, I hope she caught my best side.Copy !req
644. That wasn't what
I asked you to do, was it?Copy !req
645. I know. I know. I know.
'Ey, sit down. No. I know, Mr Bishop.Copy !req
646. The thing is, yeah, please don't shoot me.Copy !req
647. I just got off the phone
from my solicitor.Copy !req
648. She stitched herself right up.Copy !req
649. I can apply for shared custody,Copy !req
650. reduced maintenance payments, the works.Copy !req
651. You played a blinder, Tommo,
whether you meant to or not.Copy !req
652. Yeah, well, I meant to, didn't I?Copy !req
653. I could hug you, mate.Copy !req
654. Only you really stink of shit.Copy !req
655. Jeez.Copy !req
656. Fucking hell.Copy !req
657. It's gone.Copy !req
658. Everyone called Sandy "Big Sandy."Copy !req
659. Rude, you might think, that she had
to live her life with her sizeCopy !req
660. as part of her name.Copy !req
661. But I don't think
people meant it that way.Copy !req
662. I think, the "Big" referred to her heart.Copy !req
663. She once said to me,
"Kath, I don't have a bucket list,Copy !req
664. - I have a suck-it list."Copy !req
665. "Smoke-it list,
drink-it list, snort-it list."Copy !req
666. Thanks for this, Vin.Copy !req
667. Hmm. I'd say, "Any time,"
but it's been a bloody nightmare.Copy !req
668. What did Glen do when he found out?Copy !req
669. Lost his mind. Literally, he was
beating on the floor with his fists.Copy !req
670. Haven't seen him since.Copy !req
671. Turns out he owed serious moneyCopy !req
672. - to serious people.
- Hmm?Copy !req
673. Like who?Copy !req
674. The Pentachi brothers.Copy !req
675. Saul Channing, Cal Vosso…Copy !req
676. and some other guy. Terence someone.Copy !req
677. McCann?Copy !req
678. Yeah, do you know him?Copy !req
679. We've stolen money
that belongs to Terence McCann?Copy !req
680. It's not our problem, is it? It's Glen's.Copy !req
681. As long as no one
ever finds out it was us.Copy !req
682. And how is anyone
ever gonna find that out?Copy !req
683. Yeah.Copy !req
684. We'll be fine.Copy !req
685. Shit.Copy !req
686. I'm Joe Blane Junior.Copy !req
687. I'm fighting Ashley Dennings.Copy !req
688. We do our talking the way
we've always done. With these.Copy !req
689. - He's a fucking tough lad.
- I'm a Dennings. We don't lose fights.Copy !req
690. Think of the money we've got riding on it.Copy !req
691. You are gonna get killed.
It's absolutely ridiculous. Pull out.Copy !req
692. - I can't pull out.
- We could be like, you know,Copy !req
693. therapy for each other.Copy !req
694. I've gotta have a bare-knuckle fight
with a brutal traveller on Tuesday,Copy !req
695. so can we do it after that?Copy !req