1. Those darn hippies.
They talk about free love,Copy !req
2. then they want me to chip in for
gas, like I've got a wallet.Copy !req
3. Hypocrites.Copy !req
4. And so the United States
entered World War IICopy !req
5. on December 7, 1941.Copy !req
6. As FDR said,Copy !req
7. "A day that will
live in infamy."Copy !req
8. I want to thank those of you who brought
in some of your family mementos.Copy !req
9. It helped to show
that this warCopy !req
10. was not just
a point in history,Copy !req
11. but an event that touched all our lives.
Thank you.Copy !req
12. Hey, listen, can I see that picture
of your grandparents again?Copy !req
13. Sure.Copy !req
14. Wow.Copy !req
15. They look very much in love.
Yeah. They still are.Copy !req
16. You know, he asked her to marry
him on December 7, 1941.Copy !req
17. Wait, I know that date.
Help me out here.Copy !req
18. Pearl Harbor, the day
that will live in infamy.Copy !req
19. Feeny was just
talking about it.Copy !req
20. You listened
to Feeny.Copy !req
21. Oh, my God.
I listened to Feeny.Copy !req
22. Wait. So how old were they
when they got married?Copy !req
23. They were our age.Copy !req
24. Wow.Copy !req
25. Hey, kitty,
are you lost?Copy !req
26. You know, Cory, my grandpa never
knew if he'd make it home,Copy !req
27. but that's the way
it was back then.Copy !req
28. People never knew how their
lives would turn out.Copy !req
29. I know. I don't know how I'd
handle living back then.Copy !req
30. You know, I wonder what it was
like during World War II.Copy !req
31. And away we go.Copy !req
32. Come again?Copy !req
33. Well, I said I'm glad the US of
A ain't mixed up in this warCopy !req
34. because I could never be
away from my best gal.Copy !req
35. I could never be
away from you, kiddo.Copy !req
36. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
37. Please?Copy !req
38. It is with great sadness
that I must inform youCopy !req
39. that the United States
has entered the war.Copy !req
40. May God be
with us all.Copy !req
41. Cory, we're going down to enlist.
Uncle Sam wants us.Copy !req
42. I wasn't going to go, but he
was pointing right at me.Copy !req
43. We're going to defend our country, Cor.
Are you coming with us?Copy !req
44. So that's it.
We ship out tomorrow.Copy !req
45. So that's it.
We ship out tomorrow.Copy !req
46. Oh, no. Surely the
Army can make doCopy !req
47. without at least
one of my men.Copy !req
48. They wouldn't take me.Copy !req
49. I have flat feet
and I'm too ticklish.Copy !req
50. Apparently,
I'm a torture risk.Copy !req
51. Eric, you'll be staying home with me?Copy !req
52. Air raid! Air raid!Copy !req
53. Take it easy, everybody. Stay calm.
It's just me.Copy !req
54. Practicing to be
neighborhood air raid warden.Copy !req
55. They say I can
keep this if we win.Copy !req
56. Everybody's doing their part in this war.
I wanna help.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna go back to that
recruitment office and tell themCopy !req
58. that a little
case of flat feetCopy !req
59. isn't going to
stop Eric MatthewsCopy !req
60. from fighting
those evil Canadians.Copy !req
61. I have a feeling
it's not the flat feet.Copy !req
62. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
63. Cory, did you
hear the news?Copy !req
64. Glenn Miller and his big band
orchestra are coming to town.Copy !req
65. What do you
say we go?Copy !req
66. Jeepers, why you guys
looking at me all funny?Copy !req
67. Cory, you didn't
tell Topanga?Copy !req
68. Tell me what?Copy !req
69. Topanga, I enlisted.
I'm going to war.Copy !req
70. But you said you
couldn't be without me.Copy !req
71. We were going to
be together forever.Copy !req
72. Topanga, there's some
things you just gotta do.Copy !req
73. Operator?Copy !req
74. Yes. Connect me to Miss Topanga
Lawrence at Zenith-6-5000.Copy !req
75. No answer, huh?Copy !req
76. Golly.Copy !req
77. You can drive from Philly
to Cleveland in a week,Copy !req
78. but they don't have a machine
that can take a message.Copy !req
79. Don't worry, Cory.Copy !req
80. That dame loves you
up to the sky and back.Copy !req
81. She wouldn't let you ship
out without saying goodbye.Copy !req
82. Yeah. Well, I ain't
just saying goodbye.Copy !req
83. Don't say "ain't."
Your mother will faint.Copy !req
84. Just because
you're in the ArmyCopy !req
85. doesn't mean you have
to talk like a sailor.Copy !req
86. Yeah. Sure, I could've shipped
out with the other joes,Copy !req
87. but the fact is I'm on
a secret mission here.Copy !req
88. I'm guarding
the Philadelphia Bell.Copy !req
89. You mean
the Liberty Bell?Copy !req
90. I've said too much already.Copy !req
91. Okay, it's the Liberty Bell.
It's the Liberty Bell.Copy !req
92. Rats.Copy !req
93. Eric, I just heard
about the mental thing.Copy !req
94. You mean
my flat feet?Copy !req
95. Yeah. That's it.
The flat feet.Copy !req
96. Wish I was going with you,
Jack, fighting the good fight.Copy !req
97. You would have
made a great soldier.Copy !req
98. I would have loved to
have had you by my side.Copy !req
99. You still can, pal.
Here.Copy !req
100. It's a picture of me. I want
you to bring it with you,Copy !req
101. put it in the foxhole
over your bed.Copy !req
102. People will talk.Copy !req
103. I know. That's a
great picture of me.Copy !req
104. Before you ship out,Copy !req
105. I want to wish our boys
courage, perseveranceCopy !req
106. and a safe trip home.Copy !req
107. And during the lull
in the fighting,Copy !req
108. I'd like
a thousand-word essayCopy !req
109. on "what I did during
my summer in Europe."Copy !req
110. And, boys, remember,
"please" and "thank you."Copy !req
111. Just because you're at war doesn't
mean you can't be polite.Copy !req
112. I give the orders now, Amy.
All right, everybody!Copy !req
113. Let's load the buses
and head to Europe!Copy !req
114. Please!Copy !req
115. Thank you!Copy !req
116. Well, come on, Cor.
We gotta hit the road.Copy !req
117. Topanga's not here yet.Copy !req
118. Maybe she doesn't love me
the way I thought.Copy !req
119. Of course I love you,
you big lug.Copy !req
120. I wouldn't let you leave
without a proper goodbye.Copy !req
121. Listen, I'm not just
saying goodbye.Copy !req
122. There's something
I need to ask you.Copy !req
123. Name it, cupcake.Copy !req
124. I know we're young,Copy !req
125. but we still
love each other.Copy !req
126. Now, these are crazy times.
Who knows what's gonna happen?Copy !req
127. Cory, what are you
trying to say?Copy !req
128. Marry me, Topanga.Copy !req
129. You want me to be
Mrs. Cory Matthews?Copy !req
130. More than anything
in the world.Copy !req
131. Stay off of the bus!Copy !req
132. All right!
Stop tickling!Copy !req
133. Let's go, soldier.
We're pulling out.Copy !req
134. Topanga,
I need an answer.Copy !req
135. Yes, Cory,
I'll marry you.Copy !req
136. I'll be right here
waiting for you,Copy !req
137. and when you return, we'll have
the rest of our lives together.Copy !req
138. They came from all
48 states, our proud fighting men.Copy !req
139. They have optimism
in their heartsCopy !req
140. and only one thing
on their minds.Copy !req
141. He's just
my roommate, okay?Copy !req
142. All right,
you dog faces.Copy !req
143. Brooklyn,
distribute the K-rations.Copy !req
144. One can per person
and no belly-aching.Copy !req
145. Cory, your mom sent you a Waldorf
salad, dressing on the side.Copy !req
146. I have a little trouble
keeping the K-rations down.Copy !req
147. So, Cory...Copy !req
148. Any word
from Topanga?Copy !req
149. Not yet, and every day that goes
by that I don't hear from her,Copy !req
150. I miss her
that much more.Copy !req
151. This man's hurting!Copy !req
152. Any of you other mugs got a hard-luck
story of a loved one left behind?Copy !req
153. He's just
my roommate.Copy !req
154. You know what,
Shawn, I can't expectCopy !req
155. the mail to be on time
with a war on, right?Copy !req
156. Mail call!Copy !req
157. Anything for Cory Matthews?Copy !req
158. Maybe.Copy !req
159. Looks like this girl
Topanga's got it bad for you.Copy !req
160. You read my mail?Copy !req
161. Something's gotta get
me through this war.Copy !req
162. Give me that.Copy !req
163. My dearest Cory,Copy !req
164. I can only count the
days until you return.Copy !req
165. Every night I dream
about the future.Copy !req
166. A house in the country,
children playing in the yard,Copy !req
167. someone to grow old with...Copy !req
168. Hey, pipe down, will you?
We got letters, too.Copy !req
169. Sorry.Copy !req
170. Please come home soon.
Love, Topanga.Copy !req
171. Incoming!Copy !req
172. Man your battle stations. It looks
like we've got a war on our hands.Copy !req
173. Cory,
keep your head down.Copy !req
174. You don't want to make Topanga a
widow before you even marry her.Copy !req
175. Shawn, listen to me.Copy !req
176. I made Topanga
a lot of promises, okay?Copy !req
177. Now, if I don't
come back and you do,Copy !req
178. I need you to do
something for me.Copy !req
179. Sure, pal. Anything.Copy !req
180. Marry her.Copy !req
181. Wait a minute.
She's your sweetheart.Copy !req
182. Cory, I wouldn't
feel right about that.Copy !req
183. Kissing her would be
like kissing you.Copy !req
184. Hey, you. I said
nothing about kissing.Copy !req
185. I just want you
to marry the gal.Copy !req
186. Topanga's a real peach,Copy !req
187. she deserves everything
she's ever dreamed of.Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. I'll marry her.Copy !req
190. Amy. You're riveting.Copy !req
191. Well, thank you.Copy !req
192. No, no.
I mean you're riveting.Copy !req
193. Well, I decided to
join the war effort.Copy !req
194. Well, why aren't you down
at the airplane factoryCopy !req
195. with Rosie and
the other ladies?Copy !req
196. Those lazy so-and-sos.
They ought to be ashamed.Copy !req
197. The second the whistle blows,
off they go to feed their kids.Copy !req
198. Oh, George,
I miss Cory and Alan.Copy !req
199. Well, I'm sure you must get
some comfort from Eric.Copy !req
200. Well, the Liberty Bell
is safe for another day.Copy !req
201. The enemy managed to put a crack
in it while my back was turned,Copy !req
202. but I spackled that
puppy right back up.Copy !req
203. Sabrina, pick up! Come on.
I know you're there. Pick up!Copy !req
204. It's a boy.
Okay, it's a cat.Copy !req
205. I'm stuck in the '40s
and I'm dying here.Copy !req
206. They haven't invented
kitty litter yet.Copy !req
207. You really miss her,
don't you?Copy !req
208. You don't play the harmonica
when you're happy.Copy !req
209. Well, this war's
gonna be over soon, Cory.Copy !req
210. You'll be back in the arms of your
sweetheart before you know it.Copy !req
211. Hey, Shawn.Copy !req
212. Feast your eyes on this.Copy !req
213. Wow! That's some fancy ring.
Where'd you get it?Copy !req
214. Cracker Jack box.
You know something?Copy !req
215. I can hardly wait to slip this
little number on her finger.Copy !req
216. If ever two people belong
together, it's you and Topanga.Copy !req
217. Okay, but don't you forget
your promise to me.Copy !req
218. I know. I know.
We'll get hitched.Copy !req
219. Thanks.Copy !req
220. Big news!
Turn on the radio. Hurry.Copy !req
221. Once again,
the war in Europe is over.Copy !req
222. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
223. Topanga, you hear that?
I'm coming home!Copy !req
224. Last one back to Philly
is a rotten egg!Copy !req
225. Wait! Cory,
you forgot your ring!Copy !req
226. The cease-fire
will commence in 24 hours.Copy !req
227. Wait! Cory!
Come back!Copy !req
228. Cory!Copy !req
229. While many celebrate
victory for the Allies,Copy !req
230. for others, the transition
to peace is more difficultCopy !req
231. as time marches on.Copy !req
232. Amy, I'm begging you.Copy !req
233. The war's over. There ain't
nothing left to rivet.Copy !req
234. Did you rivet
the door again, darling?Copy !req
235. Alan, if I stop riveting, it
means the war really is overCopy !req
236. and Cory's
not coming home.Copy !req
237. Jack, you defended our country.
You brought back a medal.Copy !req
238. I'm proud of the work
your boys did over there.Copy !req
239. And the boys in Europe
are really proudCopy !req
240. of the work you did
defending the bell.Copy !req
241. Hug, soldier?Copy !req
242. No.Copy !req
243. Any word, Mrs. Matthews?
I'm all busted up inside.Copy !req
244. Any minute now, I just know he'll
be walking through that door.Copy !req
245. He won't be able
to open it, Amy.Copy !req
246. Well, I guess I've put
this off long enough.Copy !req
247. Topanga, I need to
ask you something.Copy !req
248. What's on your mind?Copy !req
249. Will you marry me?Copy !req
250. I probably should have mentioned
it was Cory's last wish.Copy !req
251. Oh.Copy !req
252. If it's what
Cory wanted.Copy !req
253. He couldn't wait to put
this ring on your finger.Copy !req
254. It's swell.Copy !req
255. If you blow into it,
it makes a siren sound.Copy !req
256. You're not happy.Copy !req
257. You're not Cory.Copy !req
258. Well, I guess
we should make plans.Copy !req
259. Hey, if I had
things my way,Copy !req
260. Cory would walk in
the day after the honeymoonCopy !req
261. and have the whole
thing annulled.Copy !req
262. Eric, Cory is Topanga's
one true love.Copy !req
263. I just know
my son is out thereCopy !req
264. waiting for someone
to rescue him.Copy !req
265. If you want
to be a hero,Copy !req
266. you go to Europe and find
him and bring him home.Copy !req
267. More kisses,
my darling Pierre.Copy !req
268. Oh, what the heck?
Why not one more?Copy !req
269. But now you must get
back to your painting.Copy !req
270. Who cares about work when
you're French and in love?Copy !req
271. But the doctor says the painting
might help restore your memory.Copy !req
272. The canvas
tells me nothing.Copy !req
273. All I remember is
waking up naked,Copy !req
274. my clothes
burned to a crisp,Copy !req
275. and I was speaking
perfect French.Copy !req
276. You really think you were
speaking perfect French?Copy !req
277. Well, nobody's perfect.
Lighten up, Versailles.Copy !req
278. My shorts were on fire.Copy !req
279. Well, you do
remember something.Copy !req
280. And what about this
portrait you started?Copy !req
281. Yes. The girl...Copy !req
282. A phantom from a dream.Copy !req
283. You know, Versailles, every night
I wake up in a cold sweat,Copy !req
284. seeing her face,
hearing her voice.Copy !req
285. Maybe she's
your one true love.Copy !req
286. Mr. and Mrs. Matthews,
any word yet?Copy !req
287. No.
We have to face it.Copy !req
288. Cory is...
No.Copy !req
289. I know my son is still alive,
and he loves this girl.Copy !req
290. There. I said it.Copy !req
291. It's time.Copy !req
292. Six months ago,
we were allies.Copy !req
293. Suddenly all the French
have attitudes.Copy !req
294. What exactly is
an ugly American?Copy !req
295. No idea.Copy !req
296. Hey, lady, come on, the regular!
Chop-chop. Let's go.Copy !req
297. Eric, we're here
to find Cory.Copy !req
298. You know something? You're right.
Lady! Come on. Back it up.Copy !req
299. Have you seen
this fellow?Copy !req
300. Oh.Copy !req
301. He looks familiar.Copy !req
302. No. We don't get
many ghosts in here.Copy !req
303. Eric, you've been
showing everyoneCopy !req
304. a picture of Cory in
his Halloween costume?Copy !req
305. Yeah.
It's pretty scary, huh?Copy !req
306. I should just take a picture of that guy.
He looks a lot like Cory.Copy !req
307. Eric, look closer.Copy !req
308. You're alive!Copy !req
309. My Cory!Copy !req
310. Hey! Hey!
I don't know any Cory.Copy !req
311. I am Pierre, the tortured,
French-speaking artist.Copy !req
312. No. No, no, no.
You're Cory Matthews,Copy !req
313. my kid brother
from the US of ACopy !req
314. whose girlfriend's
getting hitched.Copy !req
315. We've gotta get you
home before she does.Copy !req
316. Versailles, tell these
American tourists who I am!Copy !req
317. Pierre, I knew this
day would come.Copy !req
318. I'm sorry.
I only speak French.Copy !req
319. Pierre, if this is the way
for you to find peace,Copy !req
320. you must go.
No! No, Versailles.Copy !req
321. The way for me to find peace is to put
an end to all the dreams that haunt me.Copy !req
322. Versailles, make me the happiest
tortured Frenchman in all of Paris.Copy !req
323. Marry me.Copy !req
324. Well,
Shawn marrying Topanga.Copy !req
325. This is weird.Copy !req
326. On the other hand,
who would have thought,Copy !req
327. as principal, that I
could perform marriages.Copy !req
328. Wait. I object.Copy !req
329. Mrs. Matthews,
I can't do this.Copy !req
330. Cory's alive.
I can feel it.Copy !req
331. When you love somebody,
you just know.Copy !req
332. That's why I sent Eric.Copy !req
333. Mom, think about
what you just said.Copy !req
334. As brother of the groom,
I'm pretty sure I'm ordainedCopy !req
335. to perform
the wedding ceremony.Copy !req
336. This is what you want,
yes, Pierre?Copy !req
337. Yes, of course.Copy !req
338. A house in the country,Copy !req
339. kids playing in the field,
someone to grow old with.Copy !req
340. What's wrong
with you, Pierre?Copy !req
341. Nothing. Nothing.
Of course it's what I want.Copy !req
342. I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.Copy !req
343. Is that
what you want?Copy !req
344. Topanga!
Topanga!Copy !req
345. Look, Mom, I'm performing
a wedding ceremony.Copy !req
346. Eric, go home.Copy !req
347. I recognize this girl.Copy !req
348. She's the one
from your painting.Copy !req
349. Perhaps...Copy !req
350. But I don't remember.Copy !req
351. Maybe you'll
remember this.Copy !req
352. It seems familiar.Copy !req
353. Versailles,
what do you got?Copy !req
354. Cory Matthews, if you
think for one minuteCopy !req
355. that I'm going to stand here...
Topanga!Copy !req
356. Where am I?
The last thing I remember,Copy !req
357. I was climbing out of
a foxhole to see you,Copy !req
358. and then, oh, my gosh,
I'm in heaven.Copy !req
359. Cory, you're alive.
You just lost your memory.Copy !req
360. Yeah, but what about Shawn?
What about the promise?Copy !req
361. Cory, I could never
be with anybody else.Copy !req
362. All those things
I'd ever dreamed about,Copy !req
363. a house in the country,
kids playing in the yard,Copy !req
364. they mean nothing to me
unless they're with you.Copy !req
365. Me, too.Copy !req
366. Well, I told you I'd come back.Copy !req
367. I found you,
you big lug.Copy !req
368. So, Cory, now that
the war is over,Copy !req
369. what are you gonna
do about Topanga?Copy !req
370. I'm gonna pop the
question all over again.Copy !req
371. You got moxie, kid.Copy !req
372. She's gotta know that I
really do care about her.Copy !req
373. And I'm not just asking
because of some crazy war.Copy !req
374. Topanga?Copy !req
375. There's something
I really need to ask you.Copy !req
376. Cory, you were going
to ask me something?Copy !req
377. I found this really cool siren
ring in my Cracker Jack box.Copy !req
378. Would you like it?Copy !req
379. Thanks.Copy !req
380. I'll treasure it forever,
you big lug.Copy !req
381. Everyone finds love and
romance in Paris except me.Copy !req
382. I got to go somewhere where the
people are real and down-to-earth.Copy !req
383. LA, here I come.Copy !req
384. What a flight! Five and a half
hours behind a screaming kid.Copy !req
385. Somebody ought to put him in a
cage and stick him down below.Copy !req
386. Hey, are you famous?Copy !req
387. Do people tell you you look like Tim Allen?
Because you do.Copy !req
388. Where do I find Drew Carey?
I wanna have lunch with him.Copy !req
389. He seems like a fun guy.Copy !req
390. You gotta love LA.Copy !req