1. Jackie! Come on,
move your behind.Copy !req
2. We've got a club full of
pretty ladies waiting for us.Copy !req
3. You should just go without
me. I'm not real good in the clubs.Copy !req
4. Jack, one word: you're with me.Copy !req
5. I know. I'm always with you.Copy !req
6. New guy in town, don't know a
lot of people, so I get to tag along.Copy !req
7. Come on, Jack. This
is a no frowning zone.Copy !req
8. And you don't just tag
along. Now get behind me.Copy !req
9. I'm just uncomfortable
picking up girls.Copy !req
10. Watch and learn.Copy !req
11. What are you doing?Copy !req
12. Loving you with my eyes.Copy !req
13. Please don't.Copy !req
14. The ladies love it. Come on.Copy !req
15. So if the ladies love it, how
come you don't have a girlfriend?Copy !req
16. I don't know.Copy !req
17. Hi. Hi, I'm Eric
Alison Matthews.Copy !req
18. You know, you're the reason
we have campus escorts.Copy !req
19. Yes, I am.Copy !req
20. You must be Jack Hunter.Copy !req
21. How'd you know that?Copy !req
22. I like to know who
my neighbors are.Copy !req
23. I'm Millie from 3-B.Copy !req
24. Well, Millie from 3-B, we're
heading down to O'Dooley's.Copy !req
25. Why don't you join us?Copy !req
26. I'm not much of a club person.Copy !req
27. Neither am I.Copy !req
28. You're cute. Why don't you
show me your apartment?Copy !req
29. Sure.Copy !req
30. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
31. Hello!Copy !req
32. Hello! Anybody home?Copy !req
33. Nobody's home? Goodbye, pants.Copy !req
34. Eric!Copy !req
35. Eric, buddy, what
are you doing home?Copy !req
36. They turned O'Dooley's
into a Starbucks.Copy !req
37. I was into my third
dance before I noticed.Copy !req
38. Look, I'm sorry you had a bad
night, but I got Millie out there.Copy !req
39. Ooh. My manners.
I'll go say hello.Copy !req
40. Hi, Millie.Copy !req
41. You know, I'm really glad
you and Jack hooked up.Copy !req
42. He doesn't have a
lot of friends here.Copy !req
43. It's very important
for me to have Jack.Copy !req
44. Don't get in my way.Copy !req
45. You know, Jack, I'm really
glad you met somebody,Copy !req
46. but don't you find
her a little freaky?Copy !req
47. Why? Because she
chose me instead of you?Copy !req
48. I didn't even think of that.Copy !req
49. Come in! We can't move.Copy !req
50. Hey, Millie!Copy !req
51. I was up all night
thinking about you.Copy !req
52. What's he doing here?Copy !req
53. Gee, I don't know,
Mill. I live here.Copy !req
54. I brought breakfast for you,
Jack. Smells good, doesn't it?Copy !req
55. Why don't we go have
it out on the balcony?Copy !req
56. Millie, too bad! So sad! You're
gonna be eating all by yourself.Copy !req
57. You see, Jack and I are
running up the Rocky steps today.Copy !req
58. But, Jack, I planned the
rest of your life. I mean, day.Copy !req
59. I thought we'd take
a nice long walkCopy !req
60. and then come
back and sit outsideCopy !req
61. and wait for dark.Copy !req
62. Stop! Stop! Stop that!Copy !req
63. Now, we've been stretching
for this jog since September.Copy !req
64. We're finally limber.Copy !req
65. Why is he attacking me?Copy !req
66. Eric, you're
upsetting Millie, okay?Copy !req
67. I would love to spend
the day with you.Copy !req
68. "Millie, I would love to
spend the day with you."Copy !req
69. Good, you're still
here. I got up earlyCopy !req
70. to give you a
send-off for the big jog.Copy !req
71. Hey, who wants Rocky hats?Copy !req
72. Thank you, Shawn.
That's sweet of you.Copy !req
73. But see, he's not going.
He chose her over me.Copy !req
74. Don't you see what
she's doing to you, Jack?Copy !req
75. Hugging you, holding
you, kissing you!Copy !req
76. It's just wrong.Copy !req
77. Millie, this is Shawn.Copy !req
78. I'm Jack's brother.Copy !req
79. Oh, another Hunter.
So nice to meet you.Copy !req
80. Great apartment. I
love your balcony.Copy !req
81. We have a balcony?Copy !req
82. That's for me.Copy !req
83. My roommates want
to see your balcony.Copy !req
84. Hi.Copy !req
85. Hey, I want to see it, too.Copy !req
86. And now we return to
the frightening conclusionCopy !req
87. of Halloween, Part 9.Copy !req
88. Hi.Copy !req
89. How did you get in here?Copy !req
90. Jack made me a set. Bug you?Copy !req
91. Hey, Mill. Hi!Copy !req
92. Jack, we have to talk.Copy !req
93. Fine. Talk to him. He
belongs to me now.Copy !req
94. Boy, she really
loves it out there.Copy !req
95. You made her keys?
She's my girlfriend.Copy !req
96. Oh, yeah? What's
her last name, Jack?Copy !req
97. I don't have to answer that.
What do you have against her?Copy !req
98. I don't know, man. It's
hard to find the words.Copy !req
99. Mean, creepy,
evil, cold-hearted.Copy !req
100. Actually, once you get
started, it just kind of...Copy !req
101. What is your problem? I
meet someone. I'm happy.Copy !req
102. You are not happy! You're
just a sweet, dumb farm kidCopy !req
103. who picked up with the first
pretty girl who flashes him a smile.Copy !req
104. I'm from New York City!Copy !req
105. That town ain't so tough!Copy !req
106. Look, sweetie, I'm just trying
to look out for you. All right?Copy !req
107. I'm trying to make sure
you're not gonna get hurt.Copy !req
108. I'm just trying
to be your friend.Copy !req
109. If your idea of being my friendCopy !req
110. is to stop me from
having a girlfriend,Copy !req
111. maybe you should stick
to being my roommate.Copy !req
112. Fine! Fine! Fine!Copy !req
113. Cory, you, me, and a
weekend in Pittsburgh.Copy !req
114. Can you think of
anything more romantic?Copy !req
115. Yeah, a weekend in
Pittsburgh without your parents.Copy !req
116. We'll have plenty of time aloneCopy !req
117. during our long,
intimate drive up.Copy !req
118. There's not gonna
be any driving.Copy !req
119. What are these?Copy !req
120. Two plane tickets to Steel Town.Copy !req
121. We are gonna be kissing
20,000 feet above the ground.Copy !req
122. There's no way I can fly.Copy !req
123. Why not?Copy !req
124. Because I'm
morally opposed to it.Copy !req
125. What? Flying?Copy !req
126. I thought you said
hunting whales.Copy !req
127. Wait a minute.
You're afraid to fly.Copy !req
128. No, I'm not. I don't think I am.Copy !req
129. I don't know. Cory, I've
never been on a plane before.Copy !req
130. No! Come on. Everyone's
been on a plane.Copy !req
131. Horses go on planes.Copy !req
132. Well, I don't, and
I'd appreciate itCopy !req
133. if you wouldn't make fun of me.Copy !req
134. Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
135. Why don't we discuss this
fear of flying over a nice dinner?Copy !req
136. Or are you afraid
of restaurants, too?Copy !req
137. If you want to be insensitive,
then you can eat alone.Copy !req
138. You know, you used
to think I was funny.Copy !req
139. Lord of Darkness,Copy !req
140. ruler of the anguished,Copy !req
141. on All Hallows' Eve,Copy !req
142. your work will be done,Copy !req
143. but there is one who
stands in the way.Copy !req
144. Hey, Millie, man.Copy !req
145. Am I the one who's
standing in the way?Copy !req
146. How much did you hear?Copy !req
147. I heard you talking to Satan.Copy !req
148. Hey, guys, I got the pizza.Copy !req
149. Ow!Copy !req
150. Jack, did you just see that?Copy !req
151. He tried to kiss me!Copy !req
152. You creep!Copy !req
153. She was talking to Satan!Copy !req
154. What?Copy !req
155. Jack, I think she's a witch,Copy !req
156. and not a good
witch like Glinda,Copy !req
157. but a bad witch, like
with the monkeys!Copy !req
158. Are you gonna let
him talk to me like this?Copy !req
159. You know, I don't
believe you, man.Copy !req
160. For the first time, I'm doing
something without you,Copy !req
161. you can't handle it and
you try to take my girlfriend.Copy !req
162. She doesn't belong to you, Jack.Copy !req
163. She belongs to el diablo.Copy !req
164. You just can't stand it 'cause the
new guy in town doesn't need your help.Copy !req
165. All right, all right, that's it.Copy !req
166. I'm not gonna talk about
this anymore, all right?Copy !req
167. You gotta make a choice,
man. It's either her or me.Copy !req
168. You're just my roommate, Eric.Copy !req
169. Millie is much,
much more than that.Copy !req
170. We're waiting.Copy !req
171. He chose me.Copy !req
172. When?Copy !req
173. All right, wait a second.
I'm not moving out.Copy !req
174. Well, it's up to you
'cause I'm moving in.Copy !req
175. I can't believe you're
letting her move in here.Copy !req
176. She's only staying
for a few days, okay?Copy !req
177. She's having trouble
with her roommates.Copy !req
178. What's the problem?
They don't like evil?Copy !req
179. She's a witch, Jack.Copy !req
180. Stop calling her names!Copy !req
181. I see a cauldron.Copy !req
182. It's Halloween.
It sets the mood.Copy !req
183. So, Rosemary, how's the baby?Copy !req
184. Look, okay. We're
gonna be living together.Copy !req
185. Let's at least try to get along.Copy !req
186. Hey, where's she gonna
sleep, her beloved balcony?Copy !req
187. Actually, yes.Copy !req
188. You got yourself a
good one there, Jack.Copy !req
189. Get off my back, Matthews.Copy !req
190. You know something?
Fine. I'm off your back.Copy !req
191. I thought you and I were
friends. I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
192. I'm just another
name on your lease.Copy !req
193. Do you believe him,
calling Millie a witch?Copy !req
194. She's not?Copy !req
195. I assumed she was.Copy !req
196. What are you saying?Copy !req
197. I'm saying she's a witch.
At least, that's what I heard.Copy !req
198. Anyway, I'm gonna go
help the rest of the coven.Copy !req
199. Hey, Barbie, let me
get that box for you.Copy !req
200. There's something
breathing in here.Copy !req
201. Millie. Hi.Copy !req
202. Hi.Copy !req
203. Look, I don't know your last
name and I'm okay with that,Copy !req
204. but there's something
I gotta know.Copy !req
205. Are you a witch?Copy !req
206. I am. Does that bother you?Copy !req
207. Never dated a witch before.Copy !req
208. Well, this isn't the
16th century, Jack.Copy !req
209. Witchcraft isn't
spooky. It's just a belief.Copy !req
210. Actually, we do a lot of good.Copy !req
211. For instance, our Pittsburgh
chapter works with inner-city kids.Copy !req
212. I didn't know that.Copy !req
213. Well, then maybe
you should check!Copy !req
214. Sweetie,Copy !req
215. you do what you have to do,Copy !req
216. but just know that
no one will everCopy !req
217. feel about you
the way that I do.Copy !req
218. No one.Copy !req
219. I love you.Copy !req
220. I know you do.Copy !req
221. Tomorrow is October
31st, Halloween.Copy !req
222. We're going to have a party,Copy !req
223. I'm going to introduce
you to all your new friends.Copy !req
224. We're going to have fun.Copy !req
225. Fun.Copy !req
226. Okay, please tell
me this is the shuttleCopy !req
227. that takes us to the real plane.Copy !req
228. Topanga, it's a real
plane. It's a real airline.Copy !req
229. How much did you
pay for the tickets?Copy !req
230. $12. It's a good deal because
they just got out of bankruptcy.Copy !req
231. Cory, this is my first flight.
Please don't make jokes.Copy !req
232. Listen, I know you're worried,
okay? But rest assured.Copy !req
233. A good plane is
like a fine wine.Copy !req
234. It only gets better with age.Copy !req
235. Welcome aboard. I'm
Captain Dexter Jorgenson.Copy !req
236. Because of the nature
of these smaller airplanes,Copy !req
237. I'm gonna have to redistribute
some of the weight for takeoff.Copy !req
238. Ma'am, you're perfect
right where you are.Copy !req
239. Sir, could you take that
seat over there? Got it.Copy !req
240. Okay. Just go to my happy place.Copy !req
241. Bunnies. Cute little bunnies.Copy !req
242. Cute little bunnies in
tiny, crashing planes.Copy !req
243. Cory, please get over here now!Copy !req
244. I have to wait for the ding.Copy !req
245. Oh. Ding.Copy !req
246. Well, we have definitely
learned one thing.Copy !req
247. You are not a good flyer.Copy !req
248. And you are going to make
a very insensitive husband.Copy !req
249. For somebody else.Copy !req
250. Hey, you're Eric
Matthews' brother.Copy !req
251. Yes.Copy !req
252. Yeah, I went to school
with Eric. Say hi to him.Copy !req
253. Captain.Copy !req
254. When you say you
went to school with Eric,Copy !req
255. you mean you were
his teacher, right?Copy !req
256. Yeah! Teacher, that's funny.Copy !req
257. No, Eric used to tutor
me. Smart kid, your brother.Copy !req
258. Wish I had his brains.
I wouldn't be doing this.Copy !req
259. Come on, Mr. Feeny. Will you
please just give me the candy?Copy !req
260. Say "trick or
treat." It's the rules.Copy !req
261. Trick or treat.Copy !req
262. Say it with vigor,
like you mean it.Copy !req
263. Trick or treat!Copy !req
264. That's better.Copy !req
265. Now, to prove that it
was worth the effort,Copy !req
266. a pocket thesaurus
for each of you.Copy !req
267. And some candy.Copy !req
268. Here you go. Okay, skadoodle.Copy !req
269. Mr. Feeny, can I crash
at your place tonight?Copy !req
270. No. Why?Copy !req
271. I had a fight with Jack
about his girlfriend.Copy !req
272. The same old story. Sure
you heard it a thousand times.Copy !req
273. She's a witch, she
talks to the devil,Copy !req
274. and apparently I'm standing
between her and the doorway to hell.Copy !req
275. You're definitely
not sleeping here.Copy !req
276. I know, but of all the nights
to fight. I mean, Halloween!Copy !req
277. This is the one holiday that's
supposed to bring loved ones together.Copy !req
278. Yes, well, I'm sure your
friendship is strong enoughCopy !req
279. that you'll endure
a little argument.Copy !req
280. Friends aren't supposed to
let girls come between them.Copy !req
281. But Jack has made it perfectly
clear that I'm just his roommate.Copy !req
282. I don't know why I'm
letting this bug me.Copy !req
283. Well, if he was
just your roommate,Copy !req
284. you wouldn't be out
here talking to me.Copy !req
285. Now, Eric, just think of some
way to get him to hear you.Copy !req
286. You didn't even break
a sweat on this one.Copy !req
287. I hate to see people fightCopy !req
288. on the only holiday that
brings loved ones together.Copy !req
289. Merry Halloween, Mr. Feeny.Copy !req
290. Mr. Feeny, hello. Hi. It's
me, Cory. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
291. Listen, I need your help.Copy !req
292. I'm sure you do.Copy !req
293. No, no, I need you to look up
someone named Dexter JorgensonCopy !req
294. in your school records.Copy !req
295. Mr. Matthews, those files
are personal and confidential.Copy !req
296. Why do you ask?Copy !req
297. He's my pilot.Copy !req
298. Uh-oh.Copy !req
299. Whatever you do,
don't get on that plane.Copy !req
300. Goodbye, Mr. Feeny!
I love you very much!Copy !req
301. I'm sure you'll be fine, Cory.Copy !req
302. I lost him. Topanga...Copy !req
303. Oh, no, Topanga,
I've lost you, too!Copy !req
304. No, Cory, I'm right here.Copy !req
305. What are you doing?Copy !req
306. Well, Dexter heard that
this was my first time flyingCopy !req
307. and that I was afraid,
and, unlike you, he cared,Copy !req
308. so he asked me to come
up here and face my fears,Copy !req
309. and now I'm flying the plane.Copy !req
310. Dexter? Yes, my copilot?Copy !req
311. Is it all right if I see
what this bird can do?Copy !req
312. Go for it.Copy !req
313. No!Copy !req
314. Come on, Jack, chant.
Just open your soulCopy !req
315. and let the spirit take you to
the place where darkness reigns.Copy !req
316. Can't we just bob for apples?Copy !req
317. Okay, I want to thank
whoever provided the shrouds.Copy !req
318. Mine's a little snug. Anyone
want to trade a medium for a large?Copy !req
319. I love Halloween!Copy !req
320. How come everyone's
wearing the same costume?Copy !req
321. It's not a costume!Copy !req
322. My mistake.Copy !req
323. Can we try that one over
again 'cause I wasn't ready.Copy !req
324. Three, two, one.Copy !req
325. All right! Now
we're wailing! Party!Copy !req
326. Hey, you in the shroud,
get the door. That's great.Copy !req
327. One for the little pirate,
one for the little mermaid...Copy !req
328. And a little witch.Copy !req
329. You don't get any
because you mock us!Copy !req
330. It's time.Copy !req
331. Millie, I want to break up.Copy !req
332. I'm not Millie.Copy !req
333. I'm Ushkar, Queen of
Malevolence, daughter of evil.Copy !req
334. Ushkar, I want to break up.Copy !req
335. It is time for the
sacred light beam!Copy !req
336. Shawn, we're in trouble here.Copy !req
337. Lighten up, Jack. Have some
fun. It's a Halloween party.Copy !req
338. Okay, this part sucks.Copy !req
339. Eric was right. You lied to us,Copy !req
340. and you turned us
against each other. Why?Copy !req
341. We needed your
apartment, you fool.Copy !req
342. From this exact spot, your
balcony, once in 1,000 years,Copy !req
343. Valaris will come into alignment
and Satan's tail will appear,Copy !req
344. sending a light beam
through the Crystal of Death,Copy !req
345. ensuring our immortality
and obliterating you.Copy !req
346. Shawn. What? It
started to get fun again.Copy !req
347. It is written that in this
very spot, on this very night,Copy !req
348. a Hunter will be sacrificed.Copy !req
349. Two Hunters are even sweeter.Copy !req
350. How about two Hunters
and a Matthews?Copy !req
351. Eric! You've come to save us!Copy !req
352. He wouldn't know
how to save you.Copy !req
353. Oh, yeah? Went to the
bookstore last night, picked this up.Copy !req
354. The Bridges of Madison County?Copy !req
355. And this, Witchcraft
For Dumb-Dumbs.Copy !req
356. Yep, think they mention a
counter-spell in here somewhere.Copy !req
357. It's too late. It's time
for the sacrificial beam!Copy !req
358. Yeah, just hold on a
second there, Ishtar.Copy !req
359. Prepare to die the
death of 1,000 deaths!Copy !req
360. Here it is. Ow!Copy !req
361. Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
362. That's impossible!Copy !req
363. The light beam hit
you, and you're alive.Copy !req
364. Yep. Sunscreen. SPF 45. Plus
a little zinc oxide on my bum.Copy !req
365. Maybe next time,
Satan. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
366. Yeah, it's a shame. Shut up.
Come on, everybody out! Scram!Copy !req
367. Satan's children, be
gone with you all! Come on!Copy !req
368. It's too bad. You're
cute. You're sweet.Copy !req
369. You'd have been
the perfect sacrifice.Copy !req
370. I appreciate that.Copy !req
371. Hey, Millie.Copy !req
372. Keys.Copy !req
373. You know, it's a shame
you didn't fall for me.Copy !req
374. It could've been good.Copy !req
375. Eric, when I saw that
light beam, was that real?Copy !req
376. Jack, maybe it
was, maybe it wasn't.Copy !req
377. There are some
things just too bigCopy !req
378. for our puny heads
to comprehend.Copy !req
379. Well, it's still Halloween.Copy !req
380. I'm gonna go find another
party. Come on, Jack.Copy !req
381. Eric, wait.Copy !req
382. Even after all the rotten
things I've said to you,Copy !req
383. you're still gonna invite
me to come along?Copy !req
384. Of course, man.
You're my friend.Copy !req
385. Well, I know that now.Copy !req
386. I'm a pretty lucky guy, man.Copy !req
387. I'm buying.Copy !req
388. You better!Copy !req
389. Gotta love Halloween.Copy !req
390. Really brings people together.Copy !req
391. I love this balcony.Copy !req
392. You do?Copy !req
393. Yeah, it's got a
great view of the river.Copy !req
394. And you can see that guy
watching TV in his underwear.Copy !req
395. I've seen him.Copy !req
396. I was actually just wondering if
seeing Valaris did anything for you.Copy !req
397. Is that his name?Copy !req
398. Why are you so nervous?Copy !req
399. I'm sorry, Sabrina.Copy !req
400. My buddy just came off
kind of a spooky relationship.Copy !req
401. He was dating a...Copy !req
402. Well, I'll just say it.
He was dating a witch.Copy !req
403. What's so spooky about that?Copy !req
404. So, what's next? I don't know.Copy !req
405. I figure maybe we'll go get
a bite to eat. Is that good?Copy !req
406. All right, cool. Hey, Shawn!Copy !req
407. Want us to pick you
up something, man?Copy !req
408. No, thanks! I'm
feeling a little bloated.Copy !req
409. See you, Shawn.Copy !req
410. You gotta love Halloween.Copy !req