1. I have in my hand four envelopesCopy !req
2. from the office of admissionsCopy !req
3. at the University of Pennbrook.Copy !req
4. You robbed our mailboxes!Copy !req
5. Hey, it's a federal offense.Copy !req
6. I am so proud of you.Copy !req
7. I'm in. I did it! I'm in!Copy !req
8. Oh, well, I... I guess
not everybody can get in.Copy !req
9. But I did.Copy !req
10. All right. Why don't
you go now, Cory?Copy !req
11. I'm in! I'm in! Those
idiots let me in!Copy !req
12. Whoo! All right, all right.Copy !req
13. Wait, wait, wait. We
got one more to go,Copy !req
14. and let's not lie.
This is a toughie.Copy !req
15. Shawn, no matter what
happens, I love you.Copy !req
16. - I'm ready.
- Okay.Copy !req
17. Wait list!Copy !req
18. All right!Copy !req
19. What?Copy !req
20. I'm on the wait list, so
if they don't get filled upCopy !req
21. with all the people that
they've already accepted,Copy !req
22. I get in.Copy !req
23. But the plan wasCopy !req
24. for all of us to go
to school together.Copy !req
25. What's the big deal? We're
always gonna be friends.Copy !req
26. No, no, no. Everyone says that.Copy !req
27. And then they graduate
from high school,Copy !req
28. and they never see
each other again.Copy !req
29. Could that happen?Copy !req
30. I'm getting you into Pennbrook.Copy !req
31. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
32. You're telling
me that you got inCopy !req
33. to New Jersey Turnpike
Community College,Copy !req
34. and you're going to Pennbrook?Copy !req
35. That's crazy!Copy !req
36. Look, everybody in my
family went to Pennbrook.Copy !req
37. Topanga. Could you
help us out for a second?Copy !req
38. In your opinion,
which school is better?Copy !req
39. Turnpike or Pennbrook?Copy !req
40. Any school's better than
Pennbrook. Pennbrook's yucky.Copy !req
41. And what do you
know about the Pike?Copy !req
42. I would never go
there. And why not?Copy !req
43. Well, I hear they have
a promiscuity problem.Copy !req
44. Really.Copy !req
45. Yeah. Pike girls
are way too easy.Copy !req
46. They never want a commitment.Copy !req
47. You go from girl
to girl every day.Copy !req
48. And they talk about shallow.Copy !req
49. You know, I didn't know
any of this. I gotta go think.Copy !req
50. I can't believe I'm helping
you do this. I feel dirty.Copy !req
51. No, no, no. You're not
helping me, Topanga.Copy !req
52. You're helping Shawn.Copy !req
53. Do you really think you can
kick people out of PennbrookCopy !req
54. to make room for him? Do
you know how crazy you are?Copy !req
55. Barry! Bud. Did you think
about what we talked about?Copy !req
56. Oh, think about it,
man, I am doing it.Copy !req
57. I am turning down PennbrookCopy !req
58. and going to
Tahiti for six years.Copy !req
59. Barry, Pennbrook gave
you a full scholarship!Copy !req
60. Yeah. When I told my
dad, he took a swing at me.Copy !req
61. Cory, I know you want
us all to be together,Copy !req
62. but if it's meant
to happen, it will.Copy !req
63. Oh, it's meant to
happen, Topanga,Copy !req
64. and if it's not meant to happen,Copy !req
65. I'll make it meant to happen.Copy !req
66. Craig. Have you heard
about today's Army?Copy !req
67. I've convinced so many
people not to go to PennbrookCopy !req
68. that you and I are gonna
be the only guys there.Copy !req
69. You're exposing my photographs.Copy !req
70. Hey, it's dark in here.Copy !req
71. That's why it's called a
darkroom, college boy.Copy !req
72. Come on. I've only
been here three weeks.Copy !req
73. You want to get me
fired already? No, listen.Copy !req
74. After you graduate from
Pennbrook, my friend,Copy !req
75. your boss is gonna
be working for you.Copy !req
76. Come on.Copy !req
77. I'm just on the waiting
list for college, Cor.Copy !req
78. You know, I'm not
waiting for anything here.Copy !req
79. Jonathan's already got me
developing my own pictures, you know?Copy !req
80. Doin' good.Copy !req
81. But then, Shawn, this
is just a hobby, okay.Copy !req
82. You can take these
kind of courses in college.Copy !req
83. I might not get in. You
want me to be smart?Copy !req
84. I'm smart to consider
other options.Copy !req
85. What other options?Copy !req
86. Cool. What?Copy !req
87. My picture. It's
finished, and it's good.Copy !req
88. What do you think?Copy !req
89. I think you haven't listened
to a thing I've said, Shawn.Copy !req
90. Duckies!Copy !req
91. Come on, Alan. If we pick
out the wallpaper together,Copy !req
92. it'll be more fun.Copy !req
93. It's not fun. It's torture.Copy !req
94. I've told you a thousand times,
woman, I'm no good at this.Copy !req
95. Wallpaper is your business.Copy !req
96. Duckies!Copy !req
97. Well, I'm not
doing it without you.Copy !req
98. It'll only breed anger
and resentment.Copy !req
99. Just tell me which
one you like best.Copy !req
100. Duckies.Copy !req
101. Okay.Copy !req
102. This one.Copy !req
103. No!Copy !req
104. Was that duckies? No. Garbage.Copy !req
105. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Matthews.
Ooh, wallpaper! Fun!Copy !req
106. So!Copy !req
107. Two weeks till graduation.
How are you two holding up?Copy !req
108. It's exciting, but it's scary.Copy !req
109. No, it's not scary. What's
there to be scared about?Copy !req
110. Hey, for me it was
like jumpin' off a cliff.Copy !req
111. Now, you see, duckies are goodCopy !req
112. because not only
do they give youCopy !req
113. that nonthreatening
sense of security,Copy !req
114. but you can feed 'em
crackers and you can ride 'em.Copy !req
115. See, duckies are the
horsies of the ocean.Copy !req
116. No. I mean, they are.Copy !req
117. Okay, somebody explain
to me about duckiesCopy !req
118. before I hit him with a spoon.Copy !req
119. It's wallpaper.Copy !req
120. It's adorable.Copy !req
121. It's for your room.Copy !req
122. For my room?Copy !req
123. Duckies rule!Copy !req
124. You see, I had duckies when I
was growing up. I... I turned out fine.Copy !req
125. It's for the baby.Copy !req
126. But don't worry. We won't
re-duck-erate till you move out.Copy !req
127. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
128. Who... Who said I'm moving out?Copy !req
129. I mean, I will when
I go to college,Copy !req
130. but can we slow
down for a second?Copy !req
131. I... I sort of thoughtCopy !req
132. that you guys would
keep my room the way it is.Copy !req
133. Actually, Cor, for that, I think
you have to be unexpectedly killedCopy !req
134. by a truck or something.Copy !req
135. Cory, everything's
gonna be okay.Copy !req
136. No. I... I know it's
gonna be okay.Copy !req
137. It's always been okay, Topanga.Copy !req
138. I know we're all gonna
go to college together.Copy !req
139. We're all gonna live
here in the same town.Copy !req
140. We're all gonna
have the same jobs.Copy !req
141. We're all gonna take
vacations together.Copy !req
142. And we're gonna die togetherCopy !req
143. and be buried
next to each other.Copy !req
144. If you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go to Chubbie'sCopy !req
145. to be in my regular
booth, my regular place,Copy !req
146. to have the usual.Copy !req
147. That's good.
Everything's getting better.Copy !req
148. I'm getting happy. You
know, we're all together.Copy !req
149. I'm getting a burger.
Everything is good.Copy !req
150. Well, you know
what else is good.Copy !req
151. Tell him the good news, honey.Copy !req
152. No more part-time job. My
boss says that after I graduate,Copy !req
153. he wants me to be
his full-time assistant.Copy !req
154. That's great, Shawn! Yeah.Copy !req
155. That's the big news?Copy !req
156. Tell 'em what else.Copy !req
157. This came in the mail today.Copy !req
158. Yes! Is it from Pennbrook?Copy !req
159. Yes! You did it! You're in!Copy !req
160. We are all together forever.Copy !req
161. Well, wait. Let's
not get carried away.Copy !req
162. We don't know
what's in the letter.Copy !req
163. No, no, no. I know what it saysCopy !req
164. because I know
what it has to say.Copy !req
165. "It is our pleasure
to inform youCopy !req
166. "that due to our latest
enrollment figures,Copy !req
167. "you have been
moved off the wait listCopy !req
168. "and are officially accepted
into Pennbrook University."Copy !req
169. Yes! The enrollment figures.
That was me. I fixed 'em.Copy !req
170. That was me.Copy !req
171. Oh, God, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
172. Thanks.Copy !req
173. She meant Shawn.Copy !req
174. What'd he do?Copy !req
175. Wow. I did it. I
actually got into college.Copy !req
176. This is a big day.Copy !req
177. This is the biggest day, Shawn.Copy !req
178. See, Topanga, I told you.Copy !req
179. Everything is gonna work out.Copy !req
180. Ladies and gentlemen, can I
have your attention for a second?Copy !req
181. My best friend, Shawn Hunter...Copy !req
182. I think I'm gonna take the job.Copy !req
183. Is throwing away
his entire life.Copy !req
184. I'm just saying I
need time to think.Copy !req
185. No thinking!Copy !req
186. Barry is on his way to
Tahiti because of you.Copy !req
187. You are going to college!Copy !req
188. You're not my father, Cory.Copy !req
189. If I was your father,
Shawn, I'd spank you!Copy !req
190. Because that's what you
deserve! A big spanking!Copy !req
191. Now, take down your pants!Copy !req
192. Topanga has some
news. Right, Topanga?Copy !req
193. This is probably a bad time.Copy !req
194. Topanga got a letter from Yale.Copy !req
195. If you don't go to
Pennbrook, we are finished.Copy !req
196. Don't worry, honey. I don't even
know if Yale accepted me yet.Copy !req
197. I was talking to Shawn.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
198. Go ahead. Open it.Copy !req
199. I applied to Yale when
Cory and I broke up.Copy !req
200. You know, you have a chance
to have a real future here.Copy !req
201. Not because I
really wanted to go.Copy !req
202. I just wanted to
see if I could get in.Copy !req
203. To get the kind of education
where you do not have to talkCopy !req
204. about exhaust manifolds
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
205. 'Cause, you know, with
my GPA being so highCopy !req
206. and my boards
being so, well, high...Copy !req
207. You deserve more, Shawn,
okay? Give yourself a chance.Copy !req
208. Give me that. Here's your food.Copy !req
209. Not hungry.Copy !req
210. Not my problem.
Still have to pay.Copy !req
211. Shawn.Copy !req
212. I need time to think, Cor.Copy !req
213. You made the wait
list, kid. Nice going.Copy !req
214. I think I'll give
the check to...Copy !req
215. You.Copy !req
216. Gee. I really
thought I'd get in.Copy !req
217. Cory, I feel awful.Copy !req
218. You feel awful? About what?Copy !req
219. Not getting into Yale.Copy !req
220. Yale? Shawn could
never get into Yale.Copy !req
221. I mean, you could
hardly get into Yale.Copy !req
222. What?Copy !req
223. What is the most important
thing in a young man's life?Copy !req
224. Education.Copy !req
225. And what is Shawn about to do?Copy !req
226. Stop his education.Copy !req
227. And it's your job as Shawn's
older brother to what?Copy !req
228. Fix this? Why?Copy !req
229. Because he knows all your tricksCopy !req
230. and he's sick and
tired of listening to you.Copy !req
231. Now, go get him.Copy !req
232. Okay. What do we got?Copy !req
233. You've got the Nikon
loaded with Tri-X,Copy !req
234. and the Hasselblad's
ready for the close-ups.Copy !req
235. Mmm. Perfect, Shawn.
You're learning fast.Copy !req
236. Keep this up, I'm gonna
be working for you.Copy !req
237. I'll get to you in a second.Copy !req
238. The most important thing in a
young man's life is education.Copy !req
239. Now, as Shawn's older brother,Copy !req
240. I'm not gonna stand by and
watch him throw his life away.Copy !req
241. I appreciate what
you've done for him,Copy !req
242. but he's young and
impressionable, and I'm not.Copy !req
243. Have you ever modeled?Copy !req
244. No. Why do you ask?Copy !req
245. Yes! Yes! Good! Good! Good!Copy !req
246. Oh!Copy !req
247. Now.Copy !req
248. Wistful.Copy !req
249. Oh. You have done this.
You have done this before!Copy !req
250. Perfect!Copy !req
251. Thanks for bringing
me this guy. He's gold.Copy !req
252. Do you do angst?Copy !req
253. Excellent! Shawn,
go see if Terri's ready.Copy !req
254. Right away.Copy !req
255. Shawn. Shawn. Yeah.Copy !req
256. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
257. As your friend...
As your best friend,Copy !req
258. just tell me why
you would considerCopy !req
259. giving up everything for this.Copy !req
260. How do I look, Shawn?Copy !req
261. Uh... Come here, Terri.Copy !req
262. Perfect.Copy !req
263. You're the best.Copy !req
264. Stop.Copy !req
265. I'm waiting for an answer.Copy !req
266. Cory, I like working
here, and I'm good at it.Copy !req
267. You know? They
treat me with respect.Copy !req
268. I make a good paycheck.Copy !req
269. And I'm learning a lot.Copy !req
270. Every single day, I can't
wait for school to be overCopy !req
271. so I can come here
and learn more.Copy !req
272. I've never felt that
way about high school,Copy !req
273. so I'm sure I'm not gonna
feel that way about college.Copy !req
274. I've found something here, Cor.Copy !req
275. Well, you sound like you've
already made your decision.Copy !req
276. Yeah.Copy !req
277. I have.Copy !req
278. But thanks for the advice.Copy !req
279. You know, I'm not gonna
give up on this, Shawn.Copy !req
280. Of course you're not.Copy !req
281. What am I going to college for?Copy !req
282. To get a good education, to get
a good job, to make good money,Copy !req
283. to get one girl to hang all
over me that looks like this.Copy !req
284. And here I have
two. I'm staying.Copy !req
285. Gosh.Copy !req
286. What are you...Copy !req
287. I have a doorbell.Copy !req
288. Yes?Copy !req
289. You're my last hope.Copy !req
290. I need you to talk to Shawn.Copy !req
291. As a matter of fact, I was
just on the phone with him.Copy !req
292. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
293. I told Shawn I
support his decision.Copy !req
294. You what?Copy !req
295. I gave him my blessing.Copy !req
296. What are you, the Pope?Copy !req
297. Mr. Feeny, Shawn and I are
supposed to go to college together.Copy !req
298. We're supposed to be roommates.Copy !req
299. Well, I'm sorry,
but things change,Copy !req
300. and not just for students.Copy !req
301. You know, why can't you
ever just say what you mean?Copy !req
302. Why does everything that you sayCopy !req
303. have to have some
hidden explanation?Copy !req
304. Cory...Copy !req
305. Cory, I'm retiring.Copy !req
306. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
307. Well, the school board is
offering early retirement,Copy !req
308. and I've decided to take it.Copy !req
309. But Mr. Feeny,
you love teaching.Copy !req
310. Without teaching,
you're not Mr. Feeny.Copy !req
311. You're just crazy
George, the guy next door.Copy !req
312. There comes a time when
making a change feels right.Copy !req
313. I'm thinking about moving
to Jackson Hole, Wyoming.Copy !req
314. I'll spend my time
reading, fishing.Copy !req
315. Who knows, I might even become
crazy George of Jackson Hole.Copy !req
316. You know, I can't
believe you're doing this.Copy !req
317. I mean, what did
you guys all do?Copy !req
318. Did you all get together
and decide to ruin my life?Copy !req
319. Cory.Copy !req
320. Everything will be all right.Copy !req
321. Hi.Copy !req
322. I don't like the sound of that.Copy !req
323. This came from Yale.Copy !req
324. Dear Cory,Copy !req
325. the Ivy League is
pleased to announceCopy !req
326. the further disintegration
of your world.Copy !req
327. Congratulations, Topanga.Copy !req
328. I mean that.Copy !req
329. How did you know I was accepted?Copy !req
330. Because I know the
way my life works.Copy !req
331. Mom and Dad sent me
out to see if you were okay.Copy !req
332. Are you?Copy !req
333. Well, I've been better.Copy !req
334. How about you?Copy !req
335. I've been better, too.Copy !req
336. I got a 67 on my history test.Copy !req
337. Listen, Morgan, you're not
going to do anything silly,Copy !req
338. like not go to college
and get a job, are you?Copy !req
339. No.Copy !req
340. You're not going to
have a baby, or go to YaleCopy !req
341. or retire to Wyoming?Copy !req
342. I'm still a little girl, Cory.Copy !req
343. God bless you.Copy !req
344. You know, this has been my booth
since before you were born, Morgan.Copy !req
345. In fact, I was sitting
in this very boothCopy !req
346. when they told me
I had a baby sister.Copy !req
347. So this place means
a lot to you, huh?Copy !req
348. It's the last place left
that makes any sense.Copy !req
349. Cory, you're going crazy.Copy !req
350. No, no, no. The world
is going crazy, Morgan.Copy !req
351. Everything is changing so fastCopy !req
352. that I just want to be in
the one place I can count onCopy !req
353. with the one person I can
count on. You, Morgan.Copy !req
354. I'm having a great
time with you, too, Cory.Copy !req
355. Ahoy, mateys!Copy !req
356. And now it's over.Copy !req
357. What'll it be?Copy !req
358. We'll have two Chubbie burgers,
two fries, and two root beers.Copy !req
359. Two buccaneer burgers, two
treasure taters, and two root beers.Copy !req
360. Why are you talking like that?Copy !req
361. And, Maria, what
are you wearing?Copy !req
362. Please don't tell him.Copy !req
363. Oh, my gosh, you don't
know. Please don't tell him.Copy !req
364. Don't know what?Copy !req
365. Everything's changed.Copy !req
366. Chubbie.Copy !req
367. You've been sitting
here for over three hours.Copy !req
368. Chubbie!Copy !req
369. He moved to Jackson
Hole, Wyoming.Copy !req
370. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
371. Oh, could you at least scoot
over to this barrel over hereCopy !req
372. while the workers
pirate-ize your booth?Copy !req
373. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
374. Like it would take just a few
seconds to change a boothCopy !req
375. where my girlfriend and I
reunited eight different times.Copy !req
376. To change a booth where
my best friend Shawn and ICopy !req
377. dressed up like women to
prove a point or something.Copy !req
378. I forget.Copy !req
379. So I doubt very much, missy,Copy !req
380. that you can change
that much historyCopy !req
381. in just a few seconds.Copy !req
382. Wrong again.Copy !req
383. So where is the little guy? Ah.Copy !req
384. Morgan, I ask you to get
help and you bring him?Copy !req
385. I was worried about you.
You were acting like a psycho.Copy !req
386. Hey, it's about time this
place got some class.Copy !req
387. Anybody want to split a
couple of buccaneer burgers?Copy !req
388. Oh, I get it. It's pirates.Copy !req
389. You know, Eric, I just...Copy !req
390. I've worked so hard and so
long to keep everything together.Copy !req
391. You know, what
am I supposed to do,Copy !req
392. just sit here, smile,
eat a buccaneer burger,Copy !req
393. and pretend everything's okay?Copy !req
394. You're scared of change, huh?Copy !req
395. You know, I went
through that same thingCopy !req
396. when I first graduated
from high school,Copy !req
397. but that's why I took a year
off before I went to college.Copy !req
398. You didn't have the
grades to get into college.Copy !req
399. I'm talking here.Copy !req
400. Sit down.Copy !req
401. Good things are happening
to your friends, Cory,Copy !req
402. and you need to
be happy for them...Copy !req
403. Or else what kind
of friend are you?Copy !req
404. Okay, matey, you're
the first to walk the plank.Copy !req
405. Let me know how it is.Copy !req
406. You know, if I
take a bite of this,Copy !req
407. it's like Chubbie's
is just a memory.Copy !req
408. It's like everything's changing.Copy !req
409. And we don't know
what's going to happen.Copy !req
410. Just taste it.Copy !req
411. Oh, no. It's good.Copy !req
412. Hey, what happened to Chubbie's?Copy !req
413. Well, guys, it's not Chubbie's
anymore. It's Peg Leg Pete's.Copy !req
414. We've got to do
something about...Copy !req
415. Never mind. Here, Jack.Copy !req
416. Oh, no, no, no. I have
a modeling career now.Copy !req
417. Beef goes right to the hips.Copy !req
418. All right, guys. Sit
down. We need to talk.Copy !req
419. Cory, about the
letter from Yale...Copy !req
420. I was just really excited
about getting accepted,Copy !req
421. but, I want to be
with you, Cory.Copy !req
422. Topanga, I want
to be with you, too.Copy !req
423. But this is Yale we're
talking about, you know.Copy !req
424. You can't just give that up.Copy !req
425. And I accept that.Copy !req
426. Good for you, Cory.Copy !req
427. But Cory, Yale's in...Copy !req
428. I don't care if Yale is on
the other side of the moon.Copy !req
429. Nothing is going
to keep us apart.Copy !req
430. And, Shawn...Copy !req
431. I still thinkCopy !req
432. you're making the
biggest mistake of your life.Copy !req
433. But I accept it.Copy !req
434. Thanks, Cory. I'll try
to make you proud.Copy !req
435. There's going to be a lot
of changes in your life, Cory.Copy !req
436. It's not the
changes that matter,Copy !req
437. it's how you react
to the changes.Copy !req
438. I mean, that's what
makes you who you are.Copy !req
439. Then I even accept
that Feeny's retiring.Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. He's moving to Jackson Hole.Copy !req
442. Here in Philadelphia?Copy !req
443. No, in Hawaii,Copy !req
444. you incredible,
unbelievable moron.Copy !req
445. Feeny can't do that. How can
Feeny do that? I mean, I need him.Copy !req
446. He's my mentor. I go
to him for everything.Copy !req
447. Hmm.Copy !req
448. Why are you not
more upset about this?Copy !req
449. Hey, things change.Copy !req
450. Mr. Feeny! Dude!Copy !req
451. Regretting this
immediately. What?Copy !req
452. There's a gnarly curl,
bra. Let's go get tubed.Copy !req
453. All right, here I go.Copy !req
454. So, what's with the
bitchin' board, bro?Copy !req
455. Hey, I'm coming with
you to Jackson Hole,Copy !req
456. surfing capital of the world.Copy !req
457. Come on, grab
your stick. Let's jam.Copy !req
458. Eric, do you have any
idea where Jackson Hole is?Copy !req
459. Sure do. Hawaii.Copy !req
460. It's in Wyoming,
you macadamia nut.Copy !req
461. Do they surf in
Wyoming, Mr. Feeny?Copy !req
462. No, Mr. Matthews, they don't.Copy !req
463. Well, what do they
do in this Wyoming?Copy !req
464. Well, they take the timeCopy !req
465. to enjoy God's
beautiful landscape.Copy !req
466. They stop to appreciate
their quiet surroundingsCopy !req
467. and contemplate on
what life is all about.Copy !req
468. It sounds like a nice place.Copy !req
469. Yes, it is.Copy !req
470. Mr. Feeny? Hmm?Copy !req
471. If I'm really, really quiet,Copy !req
472. will you stay?Copy !req