1. Oh, so this is it.
The big night.
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of our lives.
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and come back men.
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the same thing?
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So, after the prom...
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you and Angela,
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in each other's eyes...
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know. Maybe.
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down and discussed it?
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do you think we are?
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and Topanga?
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the pros and cons.
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actually,
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we haven't...
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everything goes
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do everything in your power...
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goes exactly, perfectly right.
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Maybe!
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guy stuff.
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on prom night.
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Sit down.
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You know, um,
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a night to remember
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to remember
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in a minute
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your life forever.
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Yes, Dad.
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on prom night.
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49. How did I do?
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you were great.
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proud of you.
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things aren't right always.
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the first...
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the question.
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happy at all.
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talked about...
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the big night?
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talked about it.
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think he's really cool,
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time discussing it.
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we're not ready
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least talk about it.
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about it, too.
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through so much.
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much we love each other,
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that when the time
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perfectly right...
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when you say so.
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wow yourself.
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Shall we?
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We'll catch up.
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waiting in the limo.
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Hi.
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you to know
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else in the world
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Me, too.
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everything to go
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Exactly, perfectly right?
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Me, too.
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101. Topanga!
You look radiant.
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you doing here?
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to the prom.
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in the Plymouth.
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talking about?
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a few weeks ago
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had a date for the prom,
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and I said, "Great"?
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a misunderstanding.
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are back together.
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have a date?
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have a date! Capisci?
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it didn't make any sense.
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Have fun.
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the reunion.
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Howie, wait.
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Please, no. Please, no...
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is our prom night.
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prom night, too.
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go exactly, perfectly right.
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sitting home alone
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because of me,
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perfectly right!
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want to be our date?
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good sport about Howie.
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135. As long as I'm with you,
Topanga, nothing else matters.
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there's a band!
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139. Oh, wasn't there
a band at your prom?
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140. There might've been.
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141. All I can remember is being
in the back of the limo
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144. You know, I can't even
remember my own prom
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145. 'cause I was so preoccupied
with what might happen after.
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146. Me, too.
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147. Anything happen?
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148. None of your business.
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149. Me neither.
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150. Well, this has been
one heck of a prom,
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151. and now
that it's over...
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in the back of the limo?
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154. I don't know.
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156. So, pretty soon the prom's
going to be over...
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just get here.
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it's taken us 15 years
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you know?
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161. I mean, we're not kids anymore, Topanga.
We're adults.
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for an adult relationship.
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163. Fine.
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164. Let's get
a hotel room.
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checking in?
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checking in? No.
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Is this real bell, huh?
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here to say...
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a room, please.
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been a very long journey.
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you want a bed.
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181. Uh, but, I mean, it doesn't
always have to be a bed.
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some dancing first.
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bed or two doubles?
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for someone such as me?
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been tired before?
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This is...
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ever being tired.
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how tired are you?
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this way.
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a room real soon,
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right here.
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want that to happen.
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one bed, one big night.
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why do you need that?
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put in the computer.
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Any name will do.
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this all the time.
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you my real name.
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Address?
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one, four.
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De La Mancha.
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your credit card.
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guard, Senor Quixote?
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Mmm-hmm.
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without it.
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Listen!
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I just need it.
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I just bought some gum.
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the card!
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former Senor Quixote
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Eric Matthews.
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223. But I suppose a man of
your ilk has many names.
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no more obstacles
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big night.
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so romantic.
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the night at a hotel
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prom night.
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to do something like this again
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be happier about.
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I got a great idea.
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meet me in the lounge,
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don't know each other.
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are bad!
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later, Shavaughn.
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In a hurry.
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of experience.
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are celebrating.
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be a father.
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be happier about!
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congratulations!
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Excuse me.
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into a hotel room
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his wife or my mother.
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father's happily married.
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with my own eyes!
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What?
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go crazy on prom night.
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our own proms
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with what might happen after.
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save these kids.
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save my father.
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the best dancer.
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be a professional.
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you're sneaking off to?
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born yesterday.
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in there
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ever going to have.
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a much better chaperone
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you'd be.
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come on, come on.
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I did it!
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What am I forgetting?
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attention, please?
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your prom king and queen.
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I give you...
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and Topanga Lawrence!
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Come on.
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think you two are going?
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want to do?
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know what room
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please. Pronto.
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that kind of information.
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Mr. Washington
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your mind?
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I've always wanted to do?
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going to do?
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it if I take off my jacket?
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take off my jacket
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it's rushing.
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I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
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I unbutton this...
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supposed to see this part.
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It's the vice squad!
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The tramp isn't worth it!
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Hi, Cory.
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Where's Dad?
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see this?
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this was the Matthews' room.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Goodbye, Eric.
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the cheating Mr. Matthews
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to call my daddy.
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What room is he in?
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Mr. Washington
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all the information
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is going to get.
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were asking...
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two Mr. Lincolns...
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Maybe it's not.
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Cory?
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Do you love me?
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won't be needing a ride home.
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Rent-a-Car counter.
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her ex-husband Murray.
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with before Feeny gets here.
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get this over with?
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mean it like that.
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interruptions, you know?
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to be exactly, perfectly right,
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more spontaneous.
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we have to,
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home from the library.
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want a book?
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Here's a book!
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I'm sorry.
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starting to get dark,
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because I'm cold.
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eyes and we just know.
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When?
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When?
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When?
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adults do not get confused.
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Let's go.
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Ow! Oh, God!
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at your eye...
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I've got another eye.
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on my right side.
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to get some ice.
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Ow! Gosh!
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and we have all night.
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a couple of sodas.
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Shavaughn.
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Shavaughn.
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what's behind that door.
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with it, didn't you?
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to my mother?
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wasn't something we planned on.
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happened, you know.
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wonderful miracles
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times before already.
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in the house anymore!
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you to give up your room.
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moving her into the house?
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got to know who's in there.
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Oh, Daddy!
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to Mom and Cory?
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out of the loop.
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you guys doing here?
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you tomorrow, but...
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a baby!
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a baby!
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to be an uncle!
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another kid?
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thrilled about it.
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you planned?
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it isn't, you know.
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I told you before.
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can happen in a minute
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your life forever.
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that for us,
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when we can handle it.
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you two.
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night of our lives, huh?
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Shall we?
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