1. Previously on
Boy Meets World...Copy !req
2. Surprise.Copy !req
3. Good. Well, I'm glad
we cleared this up.Copy !req
4. Cory, if you want
me to leave, I will.Copy !req
5. But I needed
to see you.Copy !req
6. You never answered my letter, and
I needed to know if what we hadCopy !req
7. was just because
of the fireplaceCopy !req
8. and the mountains
and the sky.Copy !req
9. Lauren, I'm meeting
Topanga here, okay?Copy !req
10. And I... Really, I don't
want her to see us together.Copy !req
11. I like Lauren.Copy !req
12. I like spending time
with her.Copy !req
13. But I can
live without her.Copy !req
14. I can't live
without Topanga.Copy !req
15. Cory, I can't
see you anymore.Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. You're going to kiss
me now, aren't you?Copy !req
18. Do you know what I felt
when he kissed me?Copy !req
19. Yeah, I probably do.Copy !req
20. Nothing.Copy !req
21. What?Copy !req
22. I called him today
to let him knowCopy !req
23. I can't ever
see him again.Copy !req
24. You did?Copy !req
25. Because I'm in love, Angela.Copy !req
26. I don't mean high school "I
love you, I love you, too."Copy !req
27. I mean I am in love
with Cory Matthews.Copy !req
28. And I want to be.Copy !req
29. There's nobody else
in the world for me,Copy !req
30. and there
never will be.Copy !req
31. I'm taken.Copy !req
32. So are we starting over?Copy !req
33. Yeah.Copy !req
34. Morning,
Mr. Feeny.Copy !req
35. Wait a minute.Copy !req
36. You're sitting together.
You're talking in unison?Copy !req
37. Everything's better.Copy !req
38. We worked out
our differences.Copy !req
39. We got back together.Copy !req
40. Oh, well, good.Copy !req
41. Aw, shucks.Copy !req
42. And I'm sure I'm not half
as thrilled as Shawn wasCopy !req
43. when you told him
the good news.Copy !req
44. Oh, no.Copy !req
45. I mean, he was even more
broken-hearted than you two.Copy !req
46. You did tell Shawn,
didn't you?Copy !req
47. Well, we just got
back together last night.Copy !req
48. I've had a lot of stuff
on my mind.Copy !req
49. You should've told Shawn
before you told me. Cory.Copy !req
50. It's okay. I mean,
we'll tell him now.Copy !req
51. It's not like anybody
else knows, right?Copy !req
52. Congratulations,
you guys.Copy !req
53. Oh, my gosh. Shawn
is going to kill meCopy !req
54. if he finds out he was not
the first person to know.Copy !req
55. He tried every way he knew
how to get us back together.Copy !req
56. Okay, listen. There is
only one thing to do.Copy !req
57. Ho ho!Copy !req
58. Is that the stupid idea train
coming 'round the bend?Copy !req
59. We have to pretend to still
be apart for his sake.Copy !req
60. All aboard!
Whoo-whoo!Copy !req
61. It is so simple.Copy !req
62. We'll set it up
so he can reunite us.Copy !req
63. It's a great plan!Copy !req
64. It's not a great plan.
It's an anti-great plan.Copy !req
65. If I may,
five words.Copy !req
66. Topanga is correct.Copy !req
67. That's only three.Copy !req
68. You moron.Copy !req
69. Okay. Listen, Topanga,
you got to help me.Copy !req
70. Help me convince ShawnCopy !req
71. it's up to him
to get us back together.Copy !req
72. Why can't we just
tell him the truth?Copy !req
73. Because look at him.Copy !req
74. He bleeds for us.Copy !req
75. You and I could make him the
happiest guy in the universe.Copy !req
76. Oh, this can't possibly
come out well.Copy !req
77. I can't believe
you said that to me,Copy !req
78. you stunted little
whiny Brillo head!Copy !req
79. Wow!Copy !req
80. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
81. Well, you're a short little
nasal-voiced blimpo-lipped...Copy !req
82. So and so.Copy !req
83. I need more time.Copy !req
84. When will this
madness end?Copy !req
85. Very soon, I hope.Copy !req
86. It's all so crazy.Copy !req
87. I feel like I'm just
clinging to the wreckage.Copy !req
88. Well, day 53
of the wreckage.Copy !req
89. You kiss my blimpo lips and
tell them you're sorry.Copy !req
90. Well, I would,
but my Brillo headCopy !req
91. might poke
your eyes out.Copy !req
92. I'm sorry.
Okay.Copy !req
93. Now, let's be mad
at each other.Copy !req
94. Whoo-whoo!Copy !req
95. Your plan is working.Copy !req
96. Shawn still thinks
you're apart.Copy !req
97. I can't believe we were ever
apart, my little love dumpling.Copy !req
98. With plum sauce.Copy !req
99. On the other hand,
you both sicken me.Copy !req
100. I know
this is wrong,Copy !req
101. but I'm actually
starting to enjoyCopy !req
102. this deceitful
little game.Copy !req
103. You are? Really?Copy !req
104. Yeah. I mean, don't you
find it sexy, Cory?Copy !req
105. Cory and sexy in
the same sentence, wow.Copy !req
106. I do believe
your resolveCopy !req
107. is weakening,
my little kumquat.Copy !req
108. Oh, I want to
kiss you so bad.Copy !req
109. This sneaking around stuff
seems to be agreeing with you.Copy !req
110. Only if I can be
sneaky with you.Copy !req
111. On the other hand,
you sicken me, too.Copy !req
112. And I have serious
misgivingsCopy !req
113. about being part
of your little...Copy !req
114. Bighorn...Copy !req
115. Where General Custer and his wife...
Mrs. CusterCopy !req
116. had a beach house.Copy !req
117. Oh, I'm way
too involved.Copy !req
118. Here he comes.
All set?Copy !req
119. All set.Copy !req
120. I can't believe
how many good yearsCopy !req
121. I've wasted on you,
Cory Matthews!Copy !req
122. But, Topanga, think of
everything we've had,Copy !req
123. everything
we've shared.Copy !req
124. Sure, we've had some
kicks, a few laughs.Copy !req
125. Maybe you should've
thought about thatCopy !req
126. before you spent time with
that skinny-lipped ski bunny.Copy !req
127. Ah! She has a name.Copy !req
128. I can't take this
anymore.Copy !req
129. Shawn!
We need your help.Copy !req
130. But it's hopeless.Copy !req
131. No, it is not hopeless.Copy !req
132. Yes, it is.Copy !req
133. Cory, look at how callous and
uncaring she is about you.Copy !req
134. Look at her again.Copy !req
135. Nah, she's like ice.Copy !req
136. Hey.Copy !req
137. What are these
tears, Topanga?Copy !req
138. Are... Are these
the tears of hope?Copy !req
139. Maybe a little.Copy !req
140. But I just saw him
pleading with youCopy !req
141. to take him back,
and you didn't.Copy !req
142. That wasn't my heart
talking, Shawn.Copy !req
143. Cory and I are meant
to be together.Copy !req
144. I just fear that there's
too much damage doneCopy !req
145. for us to put us back
together ourselves.Copy !req
146. You are our last hope.Copy !req
147. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
148. I am?Copy !req
149. But I'm sure all you
have to do is say so,Copy !req
150. and he'll come running.Copy !req
151. If only it were
that easy.Copy !req
152. One of the things I love most
about Cory is his fierce pride.Copy !req
153. That's crazy. I've known
Cory all my life.Copy !req
154. He has no pride at all.
Watch this.Copy !req
155. Hey, Cor, I think
she'll take you back.Copy !req
156. She can rot in hell.Copy !req
157. Wow. You know him
better than I do.Copy !req
158. Say you'll help us.Copy !req
159. Perhaps you thought I'd used
up all my emotional strengthCopy !req
160. over the last
53 days,Copy !req
161. but I have kept
just a littleCopy !req
162. right here,
in the pumper,Copy !req
163. for I always knew
this day would come,Copy !req
164. and I am prepared for you,
my beloved friends,Copy !req
165. to squeeze out the last drop
of my emotional toothpaste.Copy !req
166. I'm telling him.Copy !req
167. He's making a speech.
Let him talk.Copy !req
168. I will save you two.Copy !req
169. Oh, yes. I will.Copy !req
170. What a jerk.Copy !req
171. "She can rot in hell"?Copy !req
172. It's too much?Copy !req
173. Ah, you're actually
pretty good at this.Copy !req
174. Thank you. You're actually
pretty good at...Copy !req
175. Whoa. I was actually...
I was going to say,Copy !req
176. you're good
at field hockey,Copy !req
177. but you're good
at this, too.Copy !req
178. Hey, let me ask you something
about Cory and Topanga.Copy !req
179. Are they
still estranged?Copy !req
180. That was on my
word-a-day calendar.Copy !req
181. Good thing you
asked me today, too,Copy !req
182. because if you asked me
tomorrow, I would've saidCopy !req
183. "Are they
still estranged"? Hey.Copy !req
184. I think they both want
to get back together.Copy !req
185. They just need me to give them a
push in the right... You know.Copy !req
186. Estranged?Copy !req
187. Yeah, estranged.Copy !req
188. He's getting worse.Copy !req
189. I have been trying to help them all
along, but nothing I do works.Copy !req
190. Their... Their relationship is
just more complicated than most.Copy !req
191. They're different.Copy !req
192. If I figured out why they're
different, maybe I could help them.Copy !req
193. They're different because
they love each other.Copy !req
194. Then why did
they break up?Copy !req
195. I don't know. I just know
I need to help them.Copy !req
196. No! You can't
help them today.Copy !req
197. Today's estranged day,
and so is tomorrow.Copy !req
198. You can't get them back
together on estranged day.Copy !req
199. You got to wait till
the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
200. Why?
What word is that?Copy !req
201. That would be
"estranged."Copy !req
202. Hey!Copy !req
203. You know, this is the
last time I buy anythingCopy !req
204. from
http://www.howdysucker.com.Copy !req
205. All right.
Get in the shed.Copy !req
206. I hate this.Copy !req
207. Okay, Shawn,
how are you goingCopy !req
208. to save our doomed
relationship?Copy !req
209. It's not doomed.
It's just hopeless.Copy !req
210. Good.
Good for both of you.Copy !req
211. Admitting there's a problem is
always the first step in recovery.Copy !req
212. Okay, so what do we do?Copy !req
213. Well, the first thing
we all have to realize isCopy !req
214. that this is going
to take time.Copy !req
215. Time.
Time is it.Copy !req
216. And it might not even
happen soon.Copy !req
217. But, you know, we could
wake up tomorrow...Copy !req
218. And be back together!Copy !req
219. Shawn,
thanks, buddy!Copy !req
220. Let's just see
what happens tomorrow.Copy !req
221. Okay. So, we all know that
this is going to takeCopy !req
222. an enormous
amount of time.Copy !req
223. Because, well, he
kissed another girlCopy !req
224. and then he went
on a date with her.Copy !req
225. Yes, thank you, Shawn.Copy !req
226. And she was catting around with
that good-looking art guy.Copy !req
227. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
228. And when I was thinking
about this on the way over,Copy !req
229. I realized, yeah, it's possible
that they may not belong together.Copy !req
230. I mean, the heartless cruelty
you inflicted on each other,Copy !req
231. who does that
to each other?Copy !req
232. No. No. There just may be
too much damage done.Copy !req
233. Fortunately, I know you better
than you know yourselves,Copy !req
234. and I know that deep
down, in your souls,Copy !req
235. you love each other.Copy !req
236. You sure?Copy !req
237. Yeah.Copy !req
238. That's good.
So we're done?Copy !req
239. No. We're just
getting started.Copy !req
240. Cory, if there was
one thingCopy !req
241. that you could change about
Topanga, what would that be?Copy !req
242. I wouldn't
change a thing.Copy !req
243. Oh, work with me here.Copy !req
244. Be brutally honest.Copy !req
245. Name one thing
that you would change.Copy !req
246. Don't think, feel!Copy !req
247. But I'm not sure...Copy !req
248. Humor him.Copy !req
249. But I wouldn't change
anything about you.Copy !req
250. Come on, Cory.Copy !req
251. We've been broken up
for 53 days.Copy !req
252. I'm sure you can find a teensy
bit of anger and resentmentCopy !req
253. somewhere in you
if you dig real deepCopy !req
254. and think about all the pain
I've caused you lately.Copy !req
255. Is there, Cory?Copy !req
256. Is there some anger that the two
of you still need to work out?Copy !req
257. You know, I never knew you could
be so cold and unforgiving.Copy !req
258. And how do you feel
about that?Copy !req
259. Terrible!Copy !req
260. Topanga, I was only...Copy !req
261. No more secrets!Copy !req
262. But I was only...
No more hostility!Copy !req
263. Now, what about you,
Topanga?Copy !req
264. I can't believe what an
insensitive jerk you are!Copy !req
265. Are you serious?Copy !req
266. How do you feel
about that, Cory?Copy !req
267. Not good.Copy !req
268. Why would you say I was
cold and unforgiving?Copy !req
269. I don't know. It seemed
like the right thingCopy !req
270. for an insensitive
jerk to say.Copy !req
271. Well, good! Okay!Copy !req
272. You see, we've got
a dialogue going now,Copy !req
273. and we're on the road to
reconciliation, right, guys?Copy !req
274. Right? Aren't we
on that road?Copy !req
275. Maybe an access road?Copy !req
276. We even in the car?Copy !req
277. You're right. I'm cold
and unforgiving,Copy !req
278. so I have no idea how I thought
we could've gotten back together.Copy !req
279. She really left!Copy !req
280. I told you, this is
going to be tough.Copy !req
281. What?Copy !req
282. Well, maybe we're just going
to have to accept the factCopy !req
283. that you and Topanga aren't
going to get back together.Copy !req
284. You big, stupid idiot!Copy !req
285. That's great!
Let it out.Copy !req
286. You don't understand.Copy !req
287. We were back together.Copy !req
288. We just wanted
to make you feelCopy !req
289. like you had something
to do with it.Copy !req
290. What?Copy !req
291. You mean, you didn't
need my help really?Copy !req
292. Hey, you'll forgive me if I don't
feel bad for you right now.Copy !req
293. Well, what kind
of stupid thing was itCopy !req
294. for you to care whether I put
you back together or not?Copy !req
295. What are you,
Humpty Dumpty?Copy !req
296. No, no, no, Shawn.
You do not understand.Copy !req
297. We told Feeny
first, okay?Copy !req
298. You would've been
very, very upset.Copy !req
299. Wait. Wait a minute.Copy !req
300. You told Feeny
before you told me?Copy !req
301. Yes.
Who cares?Copy !req
302. The main thing is
you're back together!Copy !req
303. But we're not now! You
just broke us up again!Copy !req
304. You're just
telling me thatCopy !req
305. so I can put you back
together again.Copy !req
306. I don't like your sick
games, Cory the mind bender.Copy !req
307. You know, we really should
have taken more classesCopy !req
308. during our
senior year.Copy !req
309. We have entirely way too
much time on our hands.Copy !req
310. Okay. I've gathered you all
here today to ask one question.Copy !req
311. By a show of hands,Copy !req
312. how many of us are sick of
the Cory-Topanga issue?Copy !req
313. Eric, you're the only one
not raising your hand.Copy !req
314. That's right.Copy !req
315. Why is that, Eric?Copy !req
316. Because I'm the extension.Copy !req
317. You mean exception?Copy !req
318. Was today's word
"exception"?Copy !req
319. No, today's word
was "pertinent,"Copy !req
320. but I didn't that was having
anything to do with this situation.Copy !req
321. All right.
By a show of hands,Copy !req
322. how many people
are tired of Eric?Copy !req
323. Cool. It's ubiquitous.Copy !req
324. Look, Shawn, it was
really nice of youCopy !req
325. to stage this little
intervention for us,Copy !req
326. but I really think Cory and I
can handle our relationshipCopy !req
327. or non-relationship or whatever
it was or is or might be.Copy !req
328. I don't think so,
Topanga.Copy !req
329. You've had your chance.Copy !req
330. I'm taking your relationship
out of your hands.Copy !req
331. I don't think you even
understand your relationship.Copy !req
332. They love each other.Copy !req
333. Then why did
they break up?Copy !req
334. I don't even know
what she's upset about.Copy !req
335. You called me cold
and unforgiving.Copy !req
336. You used to think
I was pretty perfect!Copy !req
337. You called me
an insensitive jerk!Copy !req
338. You used to think I was the most
considerate guy in the world.Copy !req
339. Maybe we've just known
each other for too long.Copy !req
340. Maybe we don't really
belong together anymore.Copy !req
341. Or maybe there's just some
residual anger keeping you apart.Copy !req
342. Residual!
To leave over.Copy !req
343. Like if your mom makes a pot
roast and you don't finish it,Copy !req
344. what you have left over
is the residual pot roast.Copy !req
345. Residual.Copy !req
346. You don't know what it's like
to live here, man. You don't.Copy !req
347. Then why
do you stay?Copy !req
348. Because...Copy !req
349. He's my friend.Copy !req
350. Because I like him,Copy !req
351. and no matter what crazy
things he says or does,Copy !req
352. I still like him.Copy !req
353. God help me,
I still like him.Copy !req
354. Oh, hey,
come here, man.Copy !req
355. Come here.Copy !req
356. Oh, look at them. They're,
like, a million miles apart.Copy !req
357. I don't think so.Copy !req
358. I don't think we
ever understoodCopy !req
359. how close
they actually are.Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. Cor, we need you
to be back homeCopy !req
362. when Morgan gets back
from her art lesson.Copy !req
363. Hi, Topanga.
Hi.Copy !req
364. Why, you got
a big emergency?Copy !req
365. Your mother needs me to go
shopping with her for bath towels.Copy !req
366. Suddenly she can't
buy them without me.Copy !req
367. Alan, I am
perfectly capableCopy !req
368. of picking out towels
by myself.Copy !req
369. I just want to make sure
I don't pick out somethingCopy !req
370. too pink or too fluffy
this time.Copy !req
371. Buy whatever you want. Just don't
punish me over towels, okay?Copy !req
372. Maybe the punishment is because
you forgot my mother's birthday.Copy !req
373. I didn't forget.
I made a choice.Copy !req
374. Oh, that is the most insensitive
thing I have ever heard!Copy !req
375. Runs in the family.Copy !req
376. Fine. You know, let's
just get this over with,Copy !req
377. so I can get back
for the game.Copy !req
378. Oh, the precious Phillies.Copy !req
379. I'm sure this game
will make a differenceCopy !req
380. between, what,
fourth or fifth place?Copy !req
381. What... What did you
just say?Copy !req
382. I said they stink!Copy !req
383. You want to watch baseball,
move to Baltimore.Copy !req
384. What did you just say?Copy !req
385. Give me the keys.
I'm driving.Copy !req
386. It's 5:00. You're a
lunatic at rush hour.Copy !req
387. Mom, come on.
When you said lunatic...Copy !req
388. It's not the traffic that
makes me crazy, dear.Copy !req
389. "Oh, oh, look out!
Turn right here, please.Copy !req
390. "Oh, you're too close!
Yield!"Copy !req
391. And if I'm such a bad driver,
why did you marry me?Copy !req
392. Dad, when you say
why did you marry me...Copy !req
393. I wouldn't have if I had
listened to my mother.Copy !req
394. Mom, Dad, please.
Listen...Copy !req
395. You know, I am glad that I
forgot your mother's birthday,Copy !req
396. and when June 14th
rolls around,Copy !req
397. I might forget
someone else's, too.Copy !req
398. Oh, you think it's funny
if I forget your birthday, huh?Copy !req
399. That's your birthday.Copy !req
400. What?Copy !req
401. And I know just what I'm going
to get you, you big lug.Copy !req
402. What? What are you going to get me?
Come on, give me a hint.Copy !req
403. I'm not going to tell.
Give me a hint.Copy !req
404. Then it won't be a surprise.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
405. Oh, I know. You're going to
give me bath towels. Right?Copy !req
406. Well, maybe I'll
tell you in the car.Copy !req
407. Okay.
You want to drive?Copy !req
408. No, you can drive,Copy !req
409. but don't listen to the
game on the radio,Copy !req
410. because I want
to talk to you.Copy !req
411. About what?
About whatever you want.Copy !req
412. All right, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
413. Come on, whoa. Wait a minute.
What just happened here?Copy !req
414. You two just said horrible
things to each otherCopy !req
415. and then got
all lovey-dovey.Copy !req
416. Hey, I was going
to say that!Copy !req
417. How come you say that when
I was going to say that?Copy !req
418. Who cares who says it
as long as it gets said?Copy !req
419. Then what are we
arguing about?Copy !req
420. We sound like them.Copy !req
421. Oh, no. We do.Copy !req
422. Why... Why do we
sound like you?Copy !req
423. Because you
love each other.Copy !req
424. No matter what crazy
things he says or does,Copy !req
425. you still
love each other.Copy !req
426. Then why did
we break up?Copy !req
427. Because we're
in high school,Copy !req
428. and you think
you're supposed to.Copy !req
429. But when two people
are really in love,Copy !req
430. it doesn't matter that there
are disagreements sometimes.Copy !req
431. It comes
with the territory.Copy !req
432. And when two people
are really in love,Copy !req
433. they don't break up just
'cause they have a fight.Copy !req
434. Love would be pretty dull if
you agreed about everything.Copy !req
435. Besides, then they'd
never get to make up.Copy !req
436. When two people
are in love,Copy !req
437. they don't break up
just because they fight.Copy !req
438. Want to make up now?Copy !req
439. Now, that was the most
incredible thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
440. Thank you.Copy !req
441. What, like you had
anything to do with it?Copy !req
442. Shawn?Copy !req
443. Shawn, Cory and I
are back together now.Copy !req
444. We wanted you to be
the first one to know.Copy !req
445. Hey, Cory and Topanga
are back together.Copy !req
446. They are?Copy !req
447. Yeah.
And, listen, Shawn,Copy !req
448. I'm sorry we ever put
any pressure on youCopy !req
449. to get us back together.Copy !req
450. You know, I mean, even though
you're my best friend,Copy !req
451. no one could
ever do that.Copy !req
452. I guess friendship
only goes so far.Copy !req
453. Morning, boys.Copy !req
454. Salutations,
my didactic friend.Copy !req
455. Excuse me?Copy !req
456. Hi. He said hi.Copy !req
457. I know what he said.
Does he know what he said?Copy !req
458. Oh, Mr. Feeny,Copy !req
459. I appreciate your
sardonic jocularity.Copy !req
460. It's his word-a-day
calendar.Copy !req
461. It took him some time, but
he's finally got it down.Copy !req
462. Oh, well, Eric,
I salute you.Copy !req
463. A good vocabulary is an
important asset in life.Copy !req
464. Well, thank you,
Mr. Feeny.Copy !req
465. I'm certain my
erudite loquaciousnessCopy !req
466. will be most advantageous,Copy !req
467. particularly as regards
intellectual discourse.Copy !req
468. I can see where this is
going to get old quick.Copy !req
469. Can you?
Snap him out of it.Copy !req
470. So, Eric, have you perused
the tastefully lasciviousCopy !req
471. Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue?Copy !req
472. Tushies for sale!
Cool!Copy !req
473. You're a good teacher,
Mr. Feeny.Copy !req
474. Yeah, well, when you
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