1. Okay, what's with you?Copy !req
2. Feeny asked 20 questions,
and you only answered 12.Copy !req
3. This fell out of Cory's
bag at the ski lodge.Copy !req
4. I think it might
be from Lauren.Copy !req
5. "Talk-all-night" Lauren?Copy !req
6. That girl should have
a radio show.Copy !req
7. What more could
she have to say?Copy !req
8. I don't know.
I haven't read it.Copy !req
9. Yeah, right.Copy !req
10. Hey, you did a good job
of sealing it back up.Copy !req
11. No. Really,
I didn't read it.Copy !req
12. It wouldn't be right.Copy !req
13. Hello! And stealing
your boyfriend is?Copy !req
14. All they did was talk.Copy !req
15. Ooh, there's
a new saint in town,Copy !req
16. Saint Topanga of the deep.
Deep denial.Copy !req
17. Okay. You say "denial,"
I say "trust."Copy !req
18. Whoops! Look at that.
It opened.Copy !req
19. No! No!
I don't want anythingCopy !req
20. to change my relationship
with Cory.Copy !req
21. I don't want to read that letter.
I want to burn it.Copy !req
22. Ooh! Actually,
you don't have to burn it.Copy !req
23. This thing's
already smoking.Copy !req
24. Give me that.Copy !req
25. I don't think
you should see this.Copy !req
26. No. Please.
Give it to me. No!Copy !req
27. I'm trying to protect you,
you short, little white girl.Copy !req
28. You're right. I don't
want to read that letter.Copy !req
29. Oh, no.Copy !req
30. I get so depressed
around Valentine's Day.Copy !req
31. What's depressing
about Valentine's Day, Shawn,Copy !req
32. especially when you have a
girlfriend to spend it with?Copy !req
33. First of all,
I have to remember it.Copy !req
34. It's not like Christmas,Copy !req
35. when you have all month
to think about it.Copy !req
36. I'm still cleaning up
after Groundhog Day,Copy !req
37. and I turn around,Copy !req
38. and the mailman
gives me a valentine.Copy !req
39. From who?
From the mailman.Copy !req
40. And of course,
I didn't get him anything,Copy !req
41. and I can't really
tell him it's in the mail.Copy !req
42. Okay, Shawn,
forget the mailman.Copy !req
43. But what about
your girlfriend?Copy !req
44. This is the first
Valentine's DayCopy !req
45. that's ever meant
anything to me,Copy !req
46. and I'm just afraid
I'm gonna screw it up.Copy !req
47. Well, you know what?
I'm gonna help you. Okay?Copy !req
48. I am a Valentine's Day veteran, Shawn.
I march in the parade.Copy !req
49. What do you and
Topanga have planned,Copy !req
50. the usual perfect
romantic evening?Copy !req
51. Mmm-hmm. We have a
dinner at Chubbie's.Copy !req
52. See, every Valentine's Day, Topanga
and I try and recreate our first dateCopy !req
53. so we remember how much
we love each otherCopy !req
54. and that nothing can get
in the way of that.Copy !req
55. Sort of like
renewing your vows.Copy !req
56. Which is especially important
to do in your teen years.Copy !req
57. See, Shawn, if you want
a perfect relationship,Copy !req
58. just do what Topanga
and I do. You...Copy !req
59. I want to
talk to you!Copy !req
60. All right!Copy !req
61. I want to talk to you!Copy !req
62. When were you planning on telling
me about Lauren's letter?Copy !req
63. Uh...Copy !req
64. Now. I was gonna
tell you about it now.Copy !req
65. Cory, I have never
once had to wonderCopy !req
66. if you were
telling me the truth.Copy !req
67. You kissed her, and you
lied to me about it.Copy !req
68. I don't know
if I trust you now.Copy !req
69. I don't know how we're
gonna work that out, Cory.Copy !req
70. Oh, no.Copy !req
71. Oh, how could you
let Topanga read this?Copy !req
72. Well, we hit this boring
stretch on the bus ride home,Copy !req
73. so I figured, "Hey, we
got some spare time.Copy !req
74. "Why not destroy
the relationship?"Copy !req
75. I thought
I'd lost the letter.Copy !req
76. Hey, hey, don't jump
on me, okay?Copy !req
77. I'm not the one
who kissed you.Copy !req
78. No, but, you know, you
are the one who told meCopy !req
79. to lie about the kiss
in the first place.Copy !req
80. I'm sorry, Cory. It was the best
thing I could think of at the time.Copy !req
81. And I don't see
where lying's the issue.Copy !req
82. And tell the gym coach
I have malaria.Copy !req
83. I hear Cory Matthews met some
mountain girl on the senior ski tripCopy !req
84. and Topanga
found out.Copy !req
85. Yeah? Well, I hear
you're really a guy.Copy !req
86. So?Copy !req
87. That's what I thought.Copy !req
88. Cory and Topanga
are history?Copy !req
89. I told you that
wasn't gonna work out.Copy !req
90. You said that
12 years ago.Copy !req
91. Hey, Angela.Copy !req
92. Why did Cory lie to Topanga
about the kiss and the letter?Copy !req
93. How do you possibly
know about this?Copy !req
94. Just face it,
all men are dogs.Copy !req
95. Not all men.Copy !req
96. Oh, come on.
You got Cujo.Copy !req
97. Shawn's not a dog.
He's a great guy.Copy !req
98. Yeah. I thought so, too.Copy !req
99. He made a picnic
for me in the snowCopy !req
100. and told me
how special I wasCopy !req
101. and that we were always
going to be together.Copy !req
102. We even made plans
for this Valentine's Day.Copy !req
103. He made plans with you
this Valentine's Day?Copy !req
104. He made plans with me, and he
said I was his girlfriend.Copy !req
105. Which I was,
for about a week.Copy !req
106. Oh, I got two weeks.
But he gave me a cold.Copy !req
107. So, he told you you're gonna
spend Valentine's Day together?Copy !req
108. That he'd take
you somewhere nice.Copy !req
109. That you'd be
together forever.Copy !req
110. We're going to
dinner and a movie.Copy !req
111. Nothing fancy.
No big deal.Copy !req
112. Shawn's incapable of committing
to a Valentine's Day date.Copy !req
113. He knows how important
it is to a relationship.Copy !req
114. He'll back out.Copy !req
115. Because he doesn't know
how to be a boyfriend.Copy !req
116. He says things he thinks we want
to hear, but he doesn't mean them.Copy !req
117. I think he should pay.Copy !req
118. I said, "No comment," you
little Jimmy Olsen freak.Copy !req
119. And please,
no more pictures.Copy !req
120. Hi, Topanga.
You poor thing.Copy !req
121. Look, I know
it's early,Copy !req
122. but whenever you're ready, my
brother's face is really clearing up.Copy !req
123. Are you two
vultures finished?Copy !req
124. Look, what's going on
between me and CoryCopy !req
125. is going on between
me and Cory. Okay?Copy !req
126. That's not
a quote, Ira!Copy !req
127. Look, ladies, thanks
for your concern,Copy !req
128. but I think I know Shawn
better than all of you.Copy !req
129. And I trust him.Copy !req
130. She thinks
she knows him, huh?Copy !req
131. Hey. I can't believe what's going
on between Cory and Topanga.Copy !req
132. I know. Like, whose idea
was that to lie to her?Copy !req
133. Well, it was the best thing I
could think of at the time.Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. I was trying
to protect them.Copy !req
136. Would you lie to me?
No.Copy !req
137. You said that
a little fast.Copy !req
138. Well, I wouldn't.Copy !req
139. Look, I would never
lie to you, okay?Copy !req
140. I would never
disappoint you.Copy !req
141. We still on
for tonight?Copy !req
142. Yeah. In fact, I'm gonna
take you to someplace nice,Copy !req
143. and I'm gonna surprise you
with candy and flowers.Copy !req
144. Shawn, that's great,Copy !req
145. but I don't care as much
about candy and flowersCopy !req
146. as much as
us being together.Copy !req
147. She's buying it.Copy !req
148. Didn't we?Copy !req
149. I wish there was
a way to show AngelaCopy !req
150. what Shawn's really like
before she gets hurt.Copy !req
151. Maybe there is.
You know what?Copy !req
152. I think Shawn Hunter's finally gonna
keep a date for Valentine's Day.Copy !req
153. You know, this whole Valentine's
Day thing is one big scam.Copy !req
154. The greeting card
companies, the candy storesCopy !req
155. all trying to rip off
the innocent consumer.Copy !req
156. No date, huh?Copy !req
157. I am so lonely.Copy !req
158. Let me tell you something,
my friend.Copy !req
159. You rejoice in your solitude
and kiss it on the lips.Copy !req
160. Why would I do that?Copy !req
161. Because having
a date on Valentine's DayCopy !req
162. is like an IOU
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
163. Yeah. You know, women take
this day way too seriously.Copy !req
164. Today is the one day women turn
their men into love puppets.Copy !req
165. Got a hot date there,
Pinocchio?Copy !req
166. I got her candy.Copy !req
167. Oh, never give
a chick candy, man.Copy !req
168. Slip her 20 bucks instead.
She'll appreciate the cash.Copy !req
169. Maybe she'll buy you
something nice with it.Copy !req
170. What is this, nougat?
That's good!Copy !req
171. So my little brother
likes somebody enoughCopy !req
172. to go on
a Valentine's Day date, huh?Copy !req
173. Yeah. You know, usually I
find a reason not to show up,Copy !req
174. but think I'm gonna
make it to this one.Copy !req
175. You're really
gonna do this, huh?Copy !req
176. Yeah, I really am.Copy !req
177. Love? We got love?Copy !req
178. He's dressed
very nicely.Copy !req
179. Hey, does she feel the
same way about you?Copy !req
180. Yeah, I guess
she does.Copy !req
181. "I can't stop
thinking about you.Copy !req
182. "Here's to our
night of romance.Copy !req
183. "Meet me at the boathouse.
Love, Angela."Copy !req
184. Excuse me, boys, but I have
a date that I want to keep.Copy !req
185. Next Valentine's Day?Copy !req
186. Dates. Definitely dates.Copy !req
187. Yeah.Copy !req
188. Angela?Copy !req
189. Your valentine's here.Copy !req
190. Your valentine?Copy !req
191. Shawn?Copy !req
192. Women. Can't be on time to
their own romantic rendezvous.Copy !req
193. Men. Don't know a trap
set by their ex-girlfriendsCopy !req
194. when they walk
right into it.Copy !req
195. Jennifer. What...Copy !req
196. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
197. Oh, we're just keeping our dates
for Valentine's Day, remember?Copy !req
198. Hey, Shawn.Copy !req
199. Dana.Copy !req
200. Wow!Copy !req
201. Your tastes have changed since our
last date when we went skating.Copy !req
202. Yeah. A lot of things have
changed, Shawn, but not you.Copy !req
203. Even though Angela
thinks you have.Copy !req
204. But we know better.
Libby.Copy !req
205. How you doing? What...Copy !req
206. What's the tape for,
I wonder?Copy !req
207. This is the one time
your sweet-talkingCopy !req
208. isn't gonna get you
out of anything.Copy !req
209. We're not gonna
let you hurt Angela.Copy !req
210. Why would I hurt Angela?
I love her.Copy !req
211. You guys are hurting Angela
by not letting me go.Copy !req
212. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
213. Oh, you'll have your
time to speak, Shawn.Copy !req
214. But not now.Copy !req
215. Now, you're in our court.Copy !req
216. Let the trial
of Shawn Hunter begin.Copy !req
217. Happy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
218. Hi. Melissa? Jack Hunter.
Happy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
219. I know you probably don't remember me...
Oh, you do?Copy !req
220. She was the hottest girl
in third grade, man.Copy !req
221. So, Melissa, look, I know
this is short notice,Copy !req
222. but if you don't
have a date tonight...Copy !req
223. Oh, that's
Sister Melissa now?Copy !req
224. Are you still hot?Copy !req
225. Hello?Copy !req
226. You just gave up
too easy.Copy !req
227. Hey, guys.Copy !req
228. Oh! Hey, Angela.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
229. Meeting Shawn for
our Valentine's date.Copy !req
230. Here?
Here.Copy !req
231. He's here, isn't he?Copy !req
232. You said you were gonna
call, and you never did.Copy !req
233. One night of kissing and
you were out the door.Copy !req
234. Did you think that didn't
mean anything to me?Copy !req
235. Ow!Copy !req
236. It was kissing.
I mean...Copy !req
237. I didn't know it was
supposed to mean anything.Copy !req
238. I say we move right
to the penalty phase.Copy !req
239. Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Can I say something here?Copy !req
240. We should
let him talk.Copy !req
241. Thank you, Dana. You were
always the reasonable one.Copy !req
242. Well, what was I?Copy !req
243. You were the...Copy !req
244. Look, I understand what you
guys are trying to do here.Copy !req
245. You're trying to protect Angela from me.
But you don't have to.Copy !req
246. Because I really
care about her.Copy !req
247. Didn't you
really care about me?Copy !req
248. Yeah, I did at the time.Copy !req
249. And what about me?Copy !req
250. Yeah. I did.Copy !req
251. And what about me?Copy !req
252. Yeah...Copy !req
253. Look at that.Copy !req
254. Shawn broke his date with
Angela to be with three girls.Copy !req
255. Wait a minute.
He's handcuffed.Copy !req
256. That little devil!Copy !req
257. I don't think
he's enjoying it.Copy !req
258. That's his problem.Copy !req
259. That's an awful lot of candy for
somebody who's already so sweet.Copy !req
260. One box is from Henry,
and one box is from Jimmy.Copy !req
261. I haven't decided which
one's my boyfriend yet.Copy !req
262. Ooh, we're raising a very
fickle woman, honey.Copy !req
263. Well, at least
somebody got some candy.Copy !req
264. Well, I was
gonna get you a box,Copy !req
265. but I know you're
watching your weight.Copy !req
266. Ooh.Copy !req
267. Gee, isn't that an interesting
thing I just said?Copy !req
268. With the weight thing,Copy !req
269. and Eric said that maybe
you would prefer cash.Copy !req
270. So, here. I happen to
have some cash on me.Copy !req
271. Ten dozen roses to Miss
Topanga Lawrence, please.Copy !req
272. I'll call you right back.Copy !req
273. Angela.
Hey.Copy !req
274. Hi.
Is Shawn here?Copy !req
275. Uh...Copy !req
276. Stop it. He's standing
me up, isn't he?Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. I guess Jennifer
was right.Copy !req
279. He's just not ready
for a serious relationship.Copy !req
280. Wait a minute.Copy !req
281. You're doubting your whole
relationship over one missed date?Copy !req
282. Come on, that's nothing.Copy !req
283. Listen, when you're in a
relationship, you don't doubt first.Copy !req
284. You trust first.Copy !req
285. Interesting you say that,
considering your current situation.Copy !req
286. Well, my current situation
is only my current situation.Copy !req
287. Topanga?Copy !req
288. Hi, Eric.Copy !req
289. Shawn did what?Copy !req
290. What boathouse?Copy !req
291. Yeah. Angela's right here.Copy !req
292. Uh...Copy !req
293. Then he said he wanted
to be my boyfriendCopy !req
294. and only
go out with me.Copy !req
295. And I believed him.Copy !req
296. And you said
that you liked me,Copy !req
297. but you just didn't
"love me" like me.Copy !req
298. And what did
you think of that?Copy !req
299. I didn't understand
him, actually.Copy !req
300. Then when he stopped
calling, I understood that.Copy !req
301. Thank you. The prosecution
calls Libby Harper.Copy !req
302. He came over to my house, and we
made out for, like, three hours.Copy !req
303. I liked you, Shawn. And
I thought you liked me.Copy !req
304. I did.Copy !req
305. But people grow apart.Copy !req
306. And I had another
date that night.Copy !req
307. Yeah, with me!Copy !req
308. Sorry, Lib.Copy !req
309. That's okay. You're
not on trial here.Copy !req
310. But he is. You
know what you are.Copy !req
311. The only person Shawn Hunter
is capable of really likingCopy !req
312. is Shawn Hunter.Copy !req
313. And that little
curly-haired guy.Copy !req
314. How about a witness
for the defense?Copy !req
315. Oh, Jack!Copy !req
316. Man, am I glad
you're here. Hey, Eric.Copy !req
317. What's up?Copy !req
318. What do you girls
think you're doing?Copy !req
319. How come Shawn's getting
all this attention?Copy !req
320. We're friends
of Angela.Copy !req
321. We're protecting
one of our own.Copy !req
322. We don't want her to get
hurt like he hurt us,Copy !req
323. so he's on trial for
sins against womanhood.Copy !req
324. I gotta go.Copy !req
325. Yow!Copy !req
326. Look. Shawn's
my brother, okay?Copy !req
327. He's a good guy, and any
girl'd be lucky to have him.Copy !req
328. And what about you?Copy !req
329. Eric. You know me. Tell
her what kind of guy I amCopy !req
330. so I can
get out of here.Copy !req
331. You're pretty.
He's a bad, bad man.Copy !req
332. Jack, I was supposed to meet
Angela over an hour ago.Copy !req
333. Help me out here.Copy !req
334. I object.
On what grounds?Copy !req
335. He doesn't know any better.
He's a man.Copy !req
336. A lousy, no-good man,
just like the rest of us.Copy !req
337. Oh, God, why was I
born with this curse?Copy !req
338. Please. It's Valentine's Day.
I made a promise to Angela.Copy !req
339. You made the same
promise to me, Shawn.Copy !req
340. Oh, yeah. I did.Copy !req
341. But, Dana, that was
six months ago.Copy !req
342. Nobody makes a promise that far in
advance that they expect to keep.Copy !req
343. Really? How far in advance
can you make a promise?Copy !req
344. A week? A day?Copy !req
345. You promised Angela that
you'd never disappoint her.Copy !req
346. How long will it be till you
hurt Angela like you hurt us?Copy !req
347. A week? A day?Copy !req
348. I don't know.Copy !req
349. What do you three witches
think you're doing?Copy !req
350. Angela!Copy !req
351. We're doing you a favor, Angela.
You just don't know it.Copy !req
352. What I do know is Shawn
would've been here for our dateCopy !req
353. if it wasn't
for you guys.Copy !req
354. I tried. I wanted to be with you
more than anything tonight.Copy !req
355. The defendant will refrain from using
his charm to sway the witness.Copy !req
356. And we're not leaving
until you admitCopy !req
357. that you're not
boyfriend material.Copy !req
358. You know what? Give the
guy a break, okay?Copy !req
359. I mean, Shawn's made
some mistakes, yeah,Copy !req
360. but he is learning
from them.Copy !req
361. I guess you would know about
making mistakes, Cory Matthews.Copy !req
362. You made the biggest one of
all when you lied to Topanga.Copy !req
363. I never liked you,
did I?Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. Cory Matthews, Exhibit A.Copy !req
366. All-around nice guy. If he can't be
trusted, can any man be trusted?Copy !req
367. You know what?
We all make mistakes, okay?Copy !req
368. But that's all right,Copy !req
369. because love doesn't
require you to be perfect.Copy !req
370. But it does require you
to forgive.Copy !req
371. Why don't you tell that
to our surprise witness?Copy !req
372. Topanga!Copy !req
373. What are you doing here?Copy !req
374. They wanted to know if I could ever
trust you after what you've done.Copy !req
375. I heard what you said
and it was beautiful.Copy !req
376. Listen, I'm so glad
you're here, okay?Copy !req
377. I'm so sorry about
this whole thing.Copy !req
378. Let's just pretend
it never happened.Copy !req
379. I wish it never
happened, too.Copy !req
380. Good. Then let's go
to Chubbie's, okay?Copy !req
381. We'll pretend it's our first date again.
We'll start all over.Copy !req
382. Cory, I don't want to
have to start all over.Copy !req
383. But I'm just so
disappointed in you.Copy !req
384. Hey. Hey. I want
to talk to you.Copy !req
385. Shawn, I don't care
what these girls think.Copy !req
386. But they're right.Copy !req
387. I have always wanted to feel for
somebody what Cory feels for Topanga.Copy !req
388. So I made promises
that I couldn't keep.Copy !req
389. And I said things
that I wanted to feel.Copy !req
390. And I kissed you
like I loved you.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry if I hurt any of you.
I didn't mean to.Copy !req
392. But I care about you too
much to do that to you.Copy !req
393. I want to change
our relationship.Copy !req
394. Because I think you have to be
friends before you can fall in love.Copy !req
395. You want to
be my friend?Copy !req
396. That's where
I want to start.Copy !req
397. And where do you
want to end up?Copy !req
398. I don't want to end up saying
things that I don't mean.Copy !req
399. And I don't want to end up making
a promise that I can't keep.Copy !req
400. Not to you.Copy !req
401. Why not to me?Copy !req
402. I don't want to say.Copy !req
403. Because you care about me?Copy !req
404. I'm not talking.Copy !req
405. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
406. Nothing.Copy !req
407. You want to hang out?Copy !req
408. Yeah.Copy !req
409. Good.Copy !req
410. Hey, Cor. You shouldn't be alone.
Why don't you come with us?Copy !req
411. No. You guys go ahead. I'm
gonna go to Chubbie's.Copy !req
412. Why? Why are you
gonna go there?Copy !req
413. 'Cause Topanga's
gonna be there. Okay?Copy !req
414. I know her.
She'll be there.Copy !req
415. At least,
I hope she's there.Copy !req
416. That was just so sweet.Copy !req
417. Isn't it the best
to have friends?Copy !req
418. Oh, shut up.
Valentine's Day blows.Copy !req
419. But it really
doesn't have to.Copy !req
420. I mean, what do
you guys think aboutCopy !req
421. a nice romantic dinner?Copy !req
422. No lies,
no false promises.Copy !req
423. Just a lovely evening with
two well-intentioned guys.Copy !req
424. Well-intentioned guys. Is
there really such a thing?Copy !req
425. Oh! You've gotta learn
to be more trusting.Copy !req
426. Let's go.Copy !req
427. Hey...Copy !req