1. All right, everyone. The bus
will be here in a few minutes.
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4. if this society
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I'll be watching you two.
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6. All I heard was "fun."
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7. It's our first romantic
weekend away with the girls.
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8. And the school's
picking up the tab.
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9. Okay. I was able to obtain a
blueprint of the ski lodge.
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10. Our room is here.
The girls' room is here.
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11. Feeny's room is
right in the middle.
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12. Huh! He's a sly one.
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13. At precisely 2:00 a.m.
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14. you will sneak from our room to
Feeny's door to check for snoring.
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15. Rhythmic
or intermittent?
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16. Rhythmic! I told you rhythmic!
Am I alone in this?
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17. Okay, okay, rhythmic
snoring confirmed.
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18. Then I proceed to sneak
over to the girls' room,
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19. and I tell Angela that you're
dreaming and calling out her name.
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down the hallway,
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21. past a snoring Feeny,
to your room.
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22. While you're
with Angela,
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23. I'm gonna be busy keeping Topanga
occupied until Angela returns.
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24. Many hours later.
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25. You know, maybe we should tell the
girls about our top-secret plans,
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spring it on them.
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27. What? No, no, no, no, no.
Cory, Cory, Cory.
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28. You are so naive.
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29. The women want to
come to our room.
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30. They just need
some lame excuse,
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31. and we are just the guys
to give it to them.
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32. I love skiing.
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33. Look at those two.
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34. You know what they're
planning, don't you?
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35. Yeah, the midnight switch.
You gotta love the effort.
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36. Yeah, it looks like
they're working hard, too.
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37. I see diagrams.
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38. You know,
the humane thing to do
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39. would be to tell them
they don't have a prayer.
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40. Oh, sure.
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41. But the fun thing
to do is...
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42. We love you.
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43. Never gonna happen.
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44. All right, everyone.
The bus is here.
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45. Now, remember, I don't
want another incident
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46. like last year's fiasco
in the Amish country.
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47. Why is everyone
looking at me?
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48. Someone's planning
a romantic weekend, huh?
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49. Well, it is a weekend
without our parents,
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50. so you can't blame me
for thinking about it.
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about it, too.
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52. Really?
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53. Yeah.
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54. But it might be
more romantic
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55. if you talked to me about our
weekend plans instead of Shawn.
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56. Okay. That could be.
That could be.
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57. We start by tipping the guy so he
stops the ski lift at around sunset.
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58. Uh-huh.
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59. And then there's no one around
to keep you warm except me.
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60. I get so cold.
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61. And what do you do?
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62. And what do you do?
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63. Well, I'd put you in front of the
fireplace, and we'd do some of this,
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64. and we'd drink hot chocolate
and do some of this.
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65. You see how we like
all the same things, Cory?
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66. Yeah. Listen...
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67. Let's never get off
the couch, okay?
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68. Well, that doesn't leave us
a lot of time for skiing.
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69. Oh! There's plenty
of time to ski.
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70. We're gonna be together
for the rest of our lives.
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71. Ow! It's broken!
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72. It's broken
in seven places!
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73. Give me 50 cc's of St. Joseph's
Chewable Aspirin, stat!
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74. The slopes are treacherous.
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75. He fell getting
off the bus.
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76. Those buses
are treacherous.
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77. Hmm.
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78. Well, I don't think
anything's broken.
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79. It's probably
just a mild sprain.
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80. Embellish it
for my friends.
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81. I'll have the doctor come
and embellish it for you.
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82. My guess is, you'll
live but you won't ski.
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83. Sorry.
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84. Well, there goes our
senior ski weekend, huh?
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85. No, Cory, we can have
a great weekend here together.
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86. We can sit here while everybody
else is out playing in the snow
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87. and skiing and having fun,
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88. and we can talk about how much
fun they're having without us.
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89. Go ski.
Thank you.
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90. No, go ahead. Go.
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91. Shawn never
would've left me.
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92. Hey, Cory, get
your foot out of...
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93. Ski injury. I hit a little
ice patch on Devil's Run.
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94. Devil's Run
is closed this weekend.
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95. Then what I did was insane.
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96. So, how about some hot
chocolate, insane person?
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97. Well, I'd get you some,
but my foot really hurts.
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98. No, I'll get it for us.
It's part of my job.
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99. This must be a great
place to work.
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100. Yeah, but during the day
it gets a little quiet
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101. 'cause everyone's out on the
hill and I'm stuck inside.
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102. Well, I guess today
you're stuck with me.
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103. I've been stuck
with worse.
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104. Thanks.
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105. Do you play
backgammon?
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106. My middle name
is backgammon.
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107. What's your first name?
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108. Cory.
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109. Mine's Lauren.
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110. We spent two hours
on a jigsaw puzzle,
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111. and half the pieces
are missing?
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112. Yeah, these idiots keep putting the
money into the snow-making equipment
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113. and completely skimp
on the puzzle budget.
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114. How do they
stay in business?
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115. You know, you can
still see the picture
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116. if you use a little
imagination.
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117. Yeah, there's a curly-haired
kid falling off a bus.
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118. And a cute mountain girl
coming to his rescue.
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119. Cory, I had
so much fun.
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120. I got on the wrong lift,
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121. and wound up doing six runs
with the Olympic team.
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122. Good for you.
No, but the best part is
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123. I think I'm gonna be
in a ChapStick commercial.
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124. Good for you.
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125. I'm sorry, Cory,
you must be so bored.
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126. Ok, I'll change out of my ski
suit, and when I get back,
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127. we'll spend the rest of
the night together, okay?
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128. Looks like you'll
be in good hands.
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129. Here. Your own piece
of the mountain.
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130. Keep it
as a souvenir.
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131. Lauren.
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132. Thanks. It's been the best day with a
mildly sprained ankle I've ever had.
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133. Well, somebody's
got a crush.
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134. Lauren's just being
nice, that's all. Cory.
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135. You think I don't know you
better than anybody?
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136. Shawn, Lauren's being nice to
me because it's her job. Okay?
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137. As a matter of fact,
after today,
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138. I'm not planning on spending
any more time with her.
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139. Cory, you think I don't know
you better than anybody?
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140. Okay, Topanga,
it's your turn.
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141. If you could change
your mate into one animal,
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142. what pet would
it be and why?
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143. Please,
nothing fuzzy-wuzzy.
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144. A falcon.
Yes!
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145. A falcon, the hunter of
all that is fuzzy-wuzzy.
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146. No, a falcon, because I want you
to be free to soar majestically
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147. as long as I know that you'll
always come back to me.
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148. If I ever get
like that, kill me.
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149. I would have to.
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150. Hey, Lauren!
Why don't you join us?
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151. No, Lauren's probably
got better things to do.
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152. Oh, no. Yes,
please come join us.
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153. We could use someone whose
answers aren't so pukey.
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154. You know,
I could take you.
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155. You don't wanna
dance with me, girl.
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156. You don't see me
running, do you?
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157. Bring it on, Topanga.
Oh, it's on.
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158. All right, chick fight!
Move the table.
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159. Ready?
Ready!
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160. Oh, no!
Help!
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161. Stop, stop, stop.
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162. You guys look comfortable
enough without me.
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163. No, no, no, come on,
let's keep playing.
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164. You can ask the next question.
Cory's up.
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165. Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Because I'm hot, okay?
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166. So I can't be the only one
who's hot, so who's hot?
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167. Well, maybe you're sitting
too close to the fire.
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168. Why would you say that?
I can't believe you said that.
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would change your behavior?
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172. Where do they
come up with that?
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173. Why, I mean, that is
such a crazy question.
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174. I mean, why would they
ask me that question?
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175. Me? The falcon!
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knows that falcons
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monogamous birds.
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178. I mean, it's just so crazy.
I can't believe it.
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180. Oh, now I'm exhausted.
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181. Me, too.
I'm going to bed.
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182. Well, I'm right
behind you.
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183. I mean, I'm going to my room.
Right? That's where I'm going?
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184. Right. That's where
you're going.
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185. Right. Right.
I'll be in my room.
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186. Reading.
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187. The Bible.
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188. Wait, I'm not tired.
Who wants to see a movie?
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189. Then, Cory, you can stay up,
but don't stay up too late
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190. because I want
my Cory falcon
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with me tomorrow, okay?
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192. Good night.
Good night, Lauren.
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194. Well, I better
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195. Yeah, go ahead.
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196. I'm just gonna sit here,
let the fire die down
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197. and watch the moon rise
over the mountains.
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198. Sounds nice.
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199. I've never done anything like that
before 'cause I'm from the city.
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200. And in the city we don't see that many
stars because of what they call...
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201. Ambient light.
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202. Right. Ambient light.
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203. I was raised
in the city, too.
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205. Mmm-mmm. New York.
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when I was 13.
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living in the mountains,
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live anywhere else.
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209. Well, I'm from the city. I could
only live in the city, you know.
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210. Couldn't live without
that ambient light.
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211. In fact, I don't want
to see anything in the sky.
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212. Look.
Okay.
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stars up there.
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215. You were distracted
by the city lights.
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another log on it?
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218. So the next thing I know,
I'm jumping out of a plane.
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219. My dad and brother
are scared to death...
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221. you can jump off a plane,
but you can't get off a bus?
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222. Well, I'm an
ironic kind of guy.
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223. I like that.
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224. And I like the way you're really
interested in what I'm saying.
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225. Well, you're easy
to listen to.
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226. And I do think
you're interesting.
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227. You're the most interesting
cute mountain girl
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natural beauty of everything
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ready to make first tracks.
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238. But I'm quite surprised
to see you up this early.
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245. Yeah, I like you, too.
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246. But we can't do anything
about that, can we?
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247. No.
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you'll be skiing today.
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254. Yeah, that's what I
came up here for. Yeah.
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255. I mean, you wouldn't want to
stay inside on your last day.
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256. Have fun.
Don't get hurt.
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We were just talking.
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260. Good morning, Cory.
How's your ankle feeling?
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264. and it's not bothering me.
I don't know what I should do.
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265. If it's bothering you at all,
then you should stay off of it.
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266. Yeah, it's bothering me.
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267. Hey! I saw you with Lauren.
Your ankle's fine.
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270. You lied to Topanga!
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271. Shawn, all we did was talk.
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Just talky.
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tell Topanga?
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Topanga about something
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turn into anything?
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278. If it's not gonna
turn into anything,
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about your ankle?
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280. Listen, I've been with
Topanga forever. Okay?
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281. I don't want to have
feelings for another girl.
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282. I can't have feelings
for another girl.
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283. Lauren will
understand that.
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284. Sure, she will.
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285. Everything's fine.
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286. You don't have
a problem at all.
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287. Read the Bible!
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may I help you?
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feelings for another girl.
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290. Neither do I.
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for another girl.
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293. You understand
that, right?
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294. I understand it. And I respect it.
Why aren't you skiing?
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295. Because I need to make sure we understand
that last night didn't mean anything.
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you're here?
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297. No, I told her my
ankle was still sore.
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298. So you lied to your girlfriend because
last night didn't mean anything.
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299. I lied to my girlfriend because
I don't want to hurt her.
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300. And I don't know
what last night meant.
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in that game, they ask,
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302. "If you could describe your
perfect mate, who would it be?"
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I wasn't expecting you.
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take you by surprise.
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309. Surprise.
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310. Good. Well, I'm glad
we cleared this up.
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311. You kissed her?
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312. What am I gonna do?
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you're not gonna do, Cory.
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Topanga, you understand me?
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you for talking to Lauren,
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forgive you for lying to her
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never have before,
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you for kissing another girl.
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Cor. Don't.
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321. I want this whole thing
never to have happened.
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322. Well, it's too late
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323. Hi, Topanga.
Hi, Cory.
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on your feet.
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325. Do you wanna ski a few runs with me
before they close the ski lifts?
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thing in a relationship.
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329. And you mean everything to me,
so I want to be honest with you.
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330. I lied about my ankle today
so I could stay at the lodge.
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332. Well, I met an interesting
person that I liked talking to.
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spend time with another girl?
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to bed last night,
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night talking.
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it didn't mean anything.
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340. I'd rather break my ankle into
50,000 pieces than cause you pain.
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341. I'm never gonna
lie to you again.
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342. Cory, it's okay for you to
talk to an interesting person,
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that you lied to me.
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351. Be sure and tell your friends
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meeting you, Lauren.
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to cause any trouble
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your girlfriend.
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I don't want to ignore that.
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363. I gotta go.
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364. Hi.
Hi.
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to you on the bus?
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366. You better.
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way home, okay?
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