1. You know what I love most
about these tortilla chips?Copy !req
2. They're free.Copy !req
3. We need more chips
over here, por favor.Copy !req
4. Senorita?
Los waitress.Copy !req
5. Stop calling me "waitress."
I have a name, you know.Copy !req
6. Yeah, "Ramona."Copy !req
7. Yes, it's Spanish for Topanga.
Look it up.Copy !req
8. And why are you
being so rude?Copy !req
9. Listen, girls, it's your
first day of work, okay?Copy !req
10. We're just trying
to break you inCopy !req
11. by doing our little
obnoxious customer routine.Copy !req
12. Shawn? This is cubed ice.
I asked for crushed.Copy !req
13. Oh, and this is the
salsa for your chips.Copy !req
14. Thank you.Copy !req
15. So, ladies, we thought you
might want to celebrateCopy !req
16. your first day
in the work fieldCopy !req
17. by taking us
out to dinner.Copy !req
18. Well, actually, we were
thinking of going outCopy !req
19. with a bunch of
people from work.Copy !req
20. Yeah, you two
should join us.Copy !req
21. Well, we'd love to.Copy !req
22. Good. We're going dancing.Copy !req
23. No! Dancing?Copy !req
24. Puh!Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. Puh!Copy !req
27. Shawn, we really
like dancing.Copy !req
28. You should come with us.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
29. Cor, maybe I should
go dancing, you know?Copy !req
30. My relationship
with Angela is new.Copy !req
31. I don't want to
disappoint her.Copy !req
32. Hey. You're a guy. She's
got to get used to it.Copy !req
33. Shawn, we are men, okay?Copy !req
34. Now if men don't want to
dance, we do not dance.Copy !req
35. Tonight we do
what men do.Copy !req
36. Right! What's that?Copy !req
37. We go to the gym! We pump some iron.
And we sweat.Copy !req
38. Are there
private showers?Copy !req
39. Well, there better be.Copy !req
40. So, guys?
Dancing? Yes? No?Copy !req
41. No, no. You girls
go with your friendsCopy !req
42. from work and do your
little dance routine.Copy !req
43. Shawn, does that
go for you, too?Copy !req
44. Are you sure I'm not going
to get hurt on this?Copy !req
45. It's the way
God intended it.Copy !req
46. No, go dance.
It's God's will.Copy !req
47. So, ladies.Copy !req
48. You're coming
dancing tonightCopy !req
49. with myself and
my equally handsomeCopy !req
50. and beautiful
friend Sergio? Yes?Copy !req
51. Yes.Copy !req
52. Boy, we pumped a ton
of iron last night.Copy !req
53. How you feeling?
Good. How about you?Copy !req
54. Good.Copy !req
55. You want to help me
take off my jacket?Copy !req
56. Yeah. Listen,Copy !req
57. what's important is we had a
good time doing our guy thing,Copy !req
58. and the girls got dancing
out of their systems.Copy !req
59. I just wonder if Nunzio
or Sergio tried anything.Copy !req
60. I don't trust anyone with that
many zippers on their pants.Copy !req
61. I'm going to ask.
Never!Copy !req
62. And appear to be jealous?
You never ask.Copy !req
63. Never.
Under any circumstances.Copy !req
64. Hey, guys.Copy !req
65. What happened
last night?Copy !req
66. You see what
I did there?Copy !req
67. Nothing happened.
We danced.Copy !req
68. I am a little tired.Copy !req
69. You got a problem.Copy !req
70. Boy, that Nunzio
sure knows how to move.Copy !req
71. Oh, I got
a problem, too.Copy !req
72. Sergio's no slouch on the
dance floor, either.Copy !req
73. I didn't ask.Copy !req
74. Why, Topanga, I think
they're jealous.Copy !req
75. I am not
jealous, okay?Copy !req
76. Did he touch you?Copy !req
77. Sergio or Nunzio?Copy !req
78. What difference
does it make?Copy !req
79. Angela, you were out with other
guys, dancing and sweating.Copy !req
80. And what is with
all those zippers?Copy !req
81. We asked you
to come along.Copy !req
82. Yes, and I believe
your words were, "Puh!"Copy !req
83. Puh-ssibly.Copy !req
84. We like to dance. Our friends
from work like to dance.Copy !req
85. We did nothing wrong.Copy !req
86. What's the big deal?Copy !req
87. It's no big deal.Copy !req
88. It's no big deal at all.Copy !req
89. So, then, you guys will
come with us next time?Copy !req
90. Hey. Wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
91. We're going
dancing with them?Copy !req
92. No.Copy !req
93. We're going to the gym so
we can beat the zippersCopy !req
94. off of Sergio
and Nunzio.Copy !req
95. There are the girls.Copy !req
96. Okay, remember,
if they ask,Copy !req
97. we are not here because we're
jealous of the gorgeous Latin men.Copy !req
98. We're here for the el
grande burrito for $2.99.Copy !req
99. Got it.
Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
100. Hey! What are you
guys doing here?Copy !req
101. We're here to beat
up Sergio and Nunzio.Copy !req
102. Shawn!Copy !req
103. But we'd like to start with two
el grande burritos, please.Copy !req
104. Chicken, beef.Copy !req
105. Look, Cory, you can't do this. This
is the busiest night of the week.Copy !req
106. Angela? Sorry we can't talk.
We got tables.Copy !req
107. Of all the lame
excuses, "We've got tables."Copy !req
108. Welcome to El Coyote.
I'm the manager.Copy !req
109. Yeah, I know who you are. We
met the other night, Sergio.Copy !req
110. No, I am Nunzio.Copy !req
111. Sergio is the one with the big
muscles and the handsome smile.Copy !req
112. Where?
Over there.Copy !req
113. Talking to Angela.Copy !req
114. Hey, Sergio!Copy !req
115. Hands offio.Copy !req
116. Oh, yes.
You are Shawn.Copy !req
117. The one who belittles
the art of the dance.Copy !req
118. We could take you.Copy !req
119. And don't tell me.
You are Cory.Copy !req
120. The luckiest man alive,
for you are dating Topanga,Copy !req
121. who is as beautiful
as a flower.Copy !req
122. No, no, no, no. Not a flower.
A garden.Copy !req
123. A garden full of
beautiful flowers.Copy !req
124. Your words
are beautiful.Copy !req
125. Gracias.Copy !req
126. And because you are special
to Topanga and Angela,Copy !req
127. you are special
to Nunzio.Copy !req
128. I give you
a special table.Copy !req
129. And please don't order off
the children's menu anymore.Copy !req
130. Hey, Topanga, what time did
you say you're getting off?Copy !req
131. Cory, I'm carrying a
sizzling plate of fajitas.Copy !req
132. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
133. What's with her tonight?Copy !req
134. Maybe Angela knows
what's bothering her.Copy !req
135. Angela, honey?Copy !req
136. Sorry, I got
a table of 12.Copy !req
137. You're not
fooling anyone.Copy !req
138. All right,
enough of this.Copy !req
139. Topanga!
What?Copy !req
140. Topanga!
What?Copy !req
141. I'd like a baby burrito,
a junior taco,Copy !req
142. and your boyfriend
would also like to knowCopy !req
143. what time his girlfriend's
getting home from work.Copy !req
144. I told you,
I don't know.Copy !req
145. I bet Sergio and
Nunzio would know.Copy !req
146. Stop that! Look, I need to
concentrate on my work right now,Copy !req
147. and I'm having a hard time
doing that with you here.Copy !req
148. I'll call you when I have a better
idea of what time I'm through.Copy !req
149. Topanga, table 5, please.
Got it.Copy !req
150. Sure, for Nunzio, she has
all the time in the world.Copy !req
151. Hey, George?
Check it out.Copy !req
152. Satellite TV,
800 channels.Copy !req
153. Amy must be thrilled.Copy !req
154. So that's it?
That's our Saturday night?Copy !req
155. You installing
that stupid dish?Copy !req
156. Oh, honey, look.
Just let me set it up,Copy !req
157. and the rest of the night
is yours, all right?Copy !req
158. Yeah, I believe that.Copy !req
159. Hey, Dad. I think you got a
bad satellite dish, man.Copy !req
160. I don't see
anything yet.Copy !req
161. Just hold the ladder, all right?
And don't speak!Copy !req
162. Hello, Katherine.Copy !req
163. George Feeny.
Good evening.Copy !req
164. Pleasant evening for
a stroll, isn't it?Copy !req
165. What are you doing home
on a Saturday night?Copy !req
166. A handsome man
like yourself.Copy !req
167. Stop that.Copy !req
168. I'm about to sit in front of a
fire, enjoy a glass of sherry,Copy !req
169. and dive into
a good book.Copy !req
170. Alone?Copy !req
171. Yes. Alone.Copy !req
172. Well, I was going to go up
the street to StarbucksCopy !req
173. and have a coffee,
also alone.Copy !req
174. Well, I hear they make
a heck of a mocha.Copy !req
175. Good night, Katherine.Copy !req
176. Mr. Feeny?Copy !req
177. What? A hotty like Kathy
Anderson asks you out,Copy !req
178. and you just
blow her off?Copy !req
179. She asked me out?Copy !req
180. She was practically
throwing herself at you.Copy !req
181. When?Copy !req
182. "I'm going
to Starbucks, also alone."Copy !req
183. I heard that. She
wanted some coffee.Copy !req
184. Yeah, with a side of you.Copy !req
185. She thinks you're cute.Copy !req
186. Wait a minute.Copy !req
187. You think she
wanted a date?Copy !req
188. Ah! Now you're getting it.Copy !req
189. Why didn't I see that?Copy !req
190. Well, Mr. Feeny, I'm in college.
You're still in high school.Copy !req
191. Eric!Copy !req
192. What?Copy !req
193. Push, push, push, push!Copy !req
194. I can't.Copy !req
195. Come on, you wimp.Copy !req
196. Now push. Sergio could.
Nunzio could.Copy !req
197. Nunzio!Copy !req
198. That's one.Copy !req
199. Okay, your turn.Copy !req
200. That was a good rep.
You did not give up on it.Copy !req
201. Thank you.Copy !req
202. Cor, we trust
our girls, right?Copy !req
203. Of course,
we trust them.Copy !req
204. That's why I'm going
to call Topanga.Copy !req
205. She won't get mad?Copy !req
206. No, no.
She'll be flattered.Copy !req
207. Women love that
kind of attention.Copy !req
208. Well, when you're done with
Topanga, put Angela on.Copy !req
209. I want to flatter her, too.Copy !req
210. Hola. This is Nunzio.Copy !req
211. Hello, Nunzio.Copy !req
212. El Coyote
is now closed.Copy !req
213. If this is
for reservations,Copy !req
214. please call tomorrow during
normal business hours.Copy !req
215. If you need to contact me,
Topanga, Sergio, or Angela,Copy !req
216. you can reach us at the
Boom Boom Room at 438...Copy !req
217. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
218. Cory, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
219. No, here's
a better question.Copy !req
220. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
221. I live here.Copy !req
222. Well, if you live here, why aren't
you inside at 12:00 at night?Copy !req
223. Well, we worked late,
and a bunch of us went out.Copy !req
224. I know, Topanga, but you
were supposed to call me.Copy !req
225. I did call you. Your mom said
you were out for the evening.Copy !req
226. So, where did
you go, dancing?Copy !req
227. Yes, Cory. I like it, especially
after a long night at work.Copy !req
228. Okay.
It helps me unwind.Copy !req
229. Okay, so Cory's not home.Copy !req
230. You just run off with Nunzio
to the Boom Boom Room.Copy !req
231. How did you know I was
at the Boom Boom Room?Copy !req
232. I called the restaurant, okay?
It was on the machine.Copy !req
233. So you were
checking up on me?Copy !req
234. No. No.Copy !req
235. I was checking on
tomorrow's special.Copy !req
236. I mean, the seafood enchilada for $3.50?
How do they do that?Copy !req
237. I mean, the shrimp...
It's so big.Copy !req
238. Cory, I don't like this
jealous side of you.Copy !req
239. Nunzio is just a friend
who likes to dance.Copy !req
240. I've asked you to take me
dancing a million times.Copy !req
241. This has nothing
to do with that.Copy !req
242. I forbid you
to see him again.Copy !req
243. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
244. I forbid you
to go to bed.Copy !req
245. You know,
I don't get women.Copy !req
246. Why can't
they be more like men?Copy !req
247. Yeah, I'll tell
you one thing.Copy !req
248. There'd be a lot less
Emma Thompson movies.Copy !req
249. Hi, guys.Copy !req
250. Hey, Sonja.
Hey, Cookie.Copy !req
251. Looking good.
Go for the burn.Copy !req
252. Cor, let's try to
figure this thing out.Copy !req
253. The girls want to dance more
than anything in the world.Copy !req
254. And we want to
make them happy.Copy !req
255. Okay, there's got to be a
simple solution to all of this.Copy !req
256. Anything?
Nothing.Copy !req
257. Wait! Here it comes. Okay.Copy !req
258. The girls talk about how it's okay
to have guys who are just "friends".Copy !req
259. Well, what if we got ourselves a couple
of girls who are just "friends"?Copy !req
260. Cory, that's brilliant.
That's the simple solution.Copy !req
261. You know what, Shawn? I've got
a strange craving for Mexican.Copy !req
262. Oh, I am right with you.
You think they deliver?Copy !req
263. I told Shawn, Sergio
and I are just friends,Copy !req
264. and he practically
called me a liar.Copy !req
265. Cory did the exact
same thing to me.Copy !req
266. It's like they're
sharing a brain,Copy !req
267. and there's not
enough for one.Copy !req
268. Having friends of the opposite
sex is such a simple idea.Copy !req
269. Why can't
they get it?Copy !req
270. Because since the beginning of
time, men have been idiots.Copy !req
271. This will never change.Copy !req
272. But the truth is, if my
girlfriend went out dancingCopy !req
273. with somebody
who looked like me,Copy !req
274. I would be
insane as well.Copy !req
275. Well, maybe we should be a
little more understanding.Copy !req
276. Yeah, we did kind of throw Sergio
and Nunzio in their faces.Copy !req
277. Ooh, that has
got to hurt.Copy !req
278. Maybe we should
cut them some slack.Copy !req
279. Hold that thought.Copy !req
280. Okay, ladies, order
anything you want. Okay?Copy !req
281. When you're out with us,
calories don't count.Copy !req
282. Ooh! Chimichangas,
here I come.Copy !req
283. Nunzio!Copy !req
284. Not even Nunzio
could help you now.Copy !req
285. Hi, guys.
Topanga, come here.Copy !req
286. We want you to
meet our friends.Copy !req
287. Okay, this is
Cookie and Sonja.Copy !req
288. Sonja can
bench-press 300 pounds.Copy !req
289. That's very impressive.Copy !req
290. It's nice
to meet you.Copy !req
291. Thank you.
Bring me a cola.Copy !req
292. You got it.Copy !req
293. Topanga, Topanga.Copy !req
294. You didn't tell us what you
think of our "friends."Copy !req
295. Good one.Copy !req
296. Well, they seem like very nice,
attractive, well-toned girls.Copy !req
297. You're jealous.Copy !req
298. You are the man.Copy !req
299. How dumb are you?Copy !req
300. Almost as dumb as Cory.Copy !req
301. I told him it
would backfire.Copy !req
302. So, did Cory tell you why
exactly you were here?Copy !req
303. He said we would
have a romantic dinner,Copy !req
304. and I could maybe
get my green card.Copy !req
305. I'm pretty sure
I said greeting card.Copy !req
306. They brought you here to make
us, their girlfriends, jealous.Copy !req
307. I'll be right back
with your cola.Copy !req
308. So you're
just using us?Copy !req
309. So then what happened?Copy !req
310. I just don't get Lucy,
you know?Copy !req
311. I call her up, she says
she's sick in bed,Copy !req
312. and chicken soup will make
her feel better. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
313. I said it probably would.
Then I went bowling.Copy !req
314. Now she's mad at me.Copy !req
315. Maybe she wanted you to
bring her the chicken soup.Copy !req
316. Well, why
didn't she just say so?Copy !req
317. Women, man.
They speak in code.Copy !req
318. Hey, Mr. Feeny? How did
your date go with Kathy?Copy !req
319. Well, it seemed to
be going quite well.Copy !req
320. I mean, she even invited
me into her home.Copy !req
321. Ooh! Go, Feeny.
Go, Feeny.Copy !req
322. She read me some of her poetry
and asked what I thought.Copy !req
323. And I told her.Copy !req
324. Well, I mean, you told
her you loved it, right?Copy !req
325. I said it was promising
for a beginner.Copy !req
326. She said she'd been
writing for 20 years.Copy !req
327. And here I am.Copy !req
328. Okay, see, that's not
what she wanted to hear.Copy !req
329. Well, then,
why did she ask?Copy !req
330. He's been
chicken-souped.Copy !req
331. Alan, it's me or that satellite dish.
You make the choice.Copy !req
332. Hey, guys.Copy !req
333. Angela doesn't
even get me.Copy !req
334. It's like Topanga and me are
speaking different languages.Copy !req
335. Well, one thing's obvious.
It's not us, it's them.Copy !req
336. Yeah.Copy !req
337. Well, now, wait a minute. Maybe we
should all just think a second.Copy !req
338. No. Shawn and I tried that.
It doesn't work.Copy !req
339. Okay, I've been
silent long enough.Copy !req
340. Guys, I've been
working on a theory.Copy !req
341. Men are idiots.Copy !req
342. What?
What?Copy !req
343. No, wait, there's more.
All right, there it is.Copy !req
344. Men are big idiots.Copy !req
345. Oh.Copy !req
346. Yeah, see that?Copy !req
347. So what do we do?Copy !req
348. You know, maybe we should
just try listening to them.Copy !req
349. I'm sorry. I don't know what I
was thinking. That's crazy talk.Copy !req
350. Maybe we should try Cory's
thinking thing again.Copy !req
351. What is the matter
tonight, Topanga?Copy !req
352. You're not enjoying Nunzio
as I am enjoying Nunzio.Copy !req
353. It's Cory.Copy !req
354. He hasn't called
me in two days.Copy !req
355. You know, I don't care if he won't dance.
I miss him.Copy !req
356. He misses you, too.
Of this I am sure.Copy !req
357. I just called the apartment again.
They're not there.Copy !req
358. Of course, they're not there.
Of this I am sure.Copy !req
359. Oh, Topanga. This is great.
Thank you.Copy !req
360. Mr. Matthews
is okay with this?Copy !req
361. Oh, he is so stuck in front
of that satellite TV,Copy !req
362. he doesn't even
know I'm here.Copy !req
363. He knows you are here.
Of this I am sure.Copy !req
364. Katherine?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
365. I love dancing.Copy !req
366. I wish there was a way to
get your neighbor here.Copy !req
367. Come on, Topanga.
I miss Shawn, too,Copy !req
368. but let's just
try to have fun.Copy !req
369. I can't have fun. I really
want to be with Cory.Copy !req
370. Why do men have
to be so stubborn?Copy !req
371. Ladies?Copy !req
372. Hello. Since the beginning of
time, men have been idiots.Copy !req
373. This will make up for it.Copy !req
374. Where did you
learn to dance?Copy !req
375. "Everyone can learn to dance.
Of this I am sure."Copy !req
376. Nunzio taught
you how to dance?Copy !req
377. Yeah, but he didn't teach
me how to do this.Copy !req
378. Hey, come on.
Show me that spin move.Copy !req
379. This little thing?Copy !req
380. Oh, where did you learn
to step like that?Copy !req
381. Channel 728. The Saturday
Night Fever channel.Copy !req
382. All Travolta,
all the time.Copy !req
383. You know, George,
I did write another poem.Copy !req
384. Oh, I don't
have to read it.Copy !req
385. It's wonderful.Copy !req
386. Check this out.Copy !req
387. You like to dance?Copy !req
388. Um, no, thanks. I'm not
really good at dancing.Copy !req
389. That was not
a question.Copy !req
390. Whoa!Copy !req
391. So, have you heard
of the Lord of the Dance?Copy !req
392. It's me.Copy !req