1. No, no, no, don't
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2. Cory, we've waited three years
to go through this door.
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3. They say the senior floor
is like no other, my Shawn.
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4. Okay? So let us, as one,
take a moment and savor.
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5. Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
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6. This is gonna be the best
year of our lives, Shawnie.
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7. Welcome
to the senior floor
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8. and the best year
of your life.
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9. You're seniors?
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10. We're teachers.
We're teachers.
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11. I have so much to learn.
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12. So I guess, as seniors, we can
expect a pretty difficult year?
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13. Swedish massage, shiatsu, or
should I Rolf you right here?
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14. Frozen frappuccinos,
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15. iced blended mochas,
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16. and the answers
to all the tests.
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17. Enjoy.
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18. Shawn, beverage?
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19. Sorry. I was just making out
with my history teacher.
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20. Hi. I'd love to stay
and chat, but I can't.
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21. I have an exam
in Roman History.
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22. Boys.
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23. You know, Shawn, I wonder how the
cafeteria food is this year.
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24. Prime rib. Center-cut
or end-cut?
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25. Both.
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26. And be quick about it, meat boy.
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27. Wait till you see what happens
to you in my fantasy.
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28. Seniors, you've
put in a lot of hard work today.
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29. Now it's time to graduate.
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30. Congratulations.
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31. Thank you.
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32. Congratulations.
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33. Thank you.
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34. Huh.
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35. This is pretty much
how I imagined it.
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36. Yeah, yeah, me, too.
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37. Bye.
Okay.
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38. Shawn, I've been waiting
for this my whole life.
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39. Eric has gone to college,
and the room is mine.
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40. All mine!
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41. What's with all
the candles?
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42. Oh! Those are
for Topanga.
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43. Those set the mood.
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44. It kind of looks
like a church in here.
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45. You're ruining the mood.
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46. Finally, you know, I'm no longer
a guest in this room. It's mine.
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47. You see that
picture? Mine.
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48. You see that
wallpaper? Mine.
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49. Whose queen-size
bed is this?
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50. Mine!
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51. First room to yourself, huh?
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52. Maybe.
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53. It comes with the industry
standard 20-year warranty.
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54. And remember,
"No means no."
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55. You know, Shawn,
I can feel it.
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56. We're seniors this year.
We're unstoppable, baby.
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57. This is gonna be the
best year of our lives!
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58. Daddy's home!
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59. Eric, what are you
doing here?
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60. Oh, you didn't get rid
of my bed, did you?
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61. First day of college,
and I got no place to stay.
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62. I show up at the dorm,
I say, "Excuse me.
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63. Front, please.
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64. "Eric Matthews.
I go here.
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65. "Where's my towel?
Where's my room?"
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66. They tell me I'm not on the list.
Like there's a list!
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67. Eric, I gave you the forms
for the housing list
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68. three months ago.
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69. Amy, go easy on him. Our son had
a little mix-up in housing.
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70. He's home for a visit.
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71. Cake?
Ooh! Cut it for me?
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72. This is not a visit.
He's back.
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73. Why isn't Mommy
happy to see me?
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74. I am. It's just,
sometimes, you scare me.
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75. I mean, how are you supposed
to do well in college
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a housing application?
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77. Oh! It's worse
than that.
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78. I checked the wrong
box on another form,
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79. now they think
I'm an Eskimo.
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80. I give up.
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81. Oh, go on. Relax your mother.
Tell her your plans.
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82. Well, I thought
I'd hang out here
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83. till this little housing
snafu works itself out.
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84. College is hard.
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85. So, hoops tomorrow, Daddy?
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86. You're on, buddy.
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87. I'll see you on the court, man.
All right. Bye, Mom.
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88. I'll be looking for you!
All right!
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89. How come you're not
kissing me?
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90. Because the second our lips touch,
he's coming in here. Watch.
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91. Look, Cory, this is your
room now, and Eric knows it.
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92. He's not just going to
walk in here and take over.
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93. Kiss.
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94. Okay.
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95. Hello.
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96. Aren't you supposed to knock
before you enter my room?
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97. Your room? (IN HIGH-PITCHED
TONE) Your room!
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98. Your room!
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99. Hey, Topanga, be a dear and
scooch over, will you?
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100. Great.
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101. Ah! Big Daddy rocks!
Eric!
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102. Big Daddy rocks!
Big Daddy rocks!
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103. Topanga!
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104. I should go now. Bye.
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105. Bye, Topanga.
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106. Bye, Eric.
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107. Yeah!
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108. She didn't leave
'cause of me, did she?
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109. No. She left
because big Daddy rocks!
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110. Eric, why are you doing this to me?
Why are you home?
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111. I don't know.
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112. You know,
I'm not gonna let you
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113. do this to me this time, Eric.
No way.
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114. Tomorrow, I am dedicating my
entire day to finding you a place.
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115. A place that is not here.
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116. Good night,
sweet Cory.
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117. You know that's
coming down, right?
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118. Good night, Cor.
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119. And I mean, I must have shown
Eric, like, 10 places.
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120. He doesn't like anything.
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121. Okay, one place has a white fridge.
He wants avocado.
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122. Then he insists on something
with an ocean view,
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124. An ocean view sounds nice.
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125. We live
in Philadelphia!
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126. Stop snapping.
I'm the girlfriend.
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127. Say, "Kiss."
Kiss.
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128. Sorry. It's just,
I don't understand Eric.
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129. He's got this great opportunity
to be out of the house,
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130. instead he returns home
to give me the business.
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131. You know what you need?
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132. You need some college guy
to walk down those stairs,
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133. announce that he's new in town
and that he needs roommates.
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134. If you love me, you
could make that happen.
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135. Excuse me. New guy in town.
Going to Pennbrook.
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136. Just got a three-bedroom apartment
and looking for roommates.
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137. I heard him talking outside, but
I do love you, though. Kiss.
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138. No time. Yo, new guy. This
place, does it have a view?
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139. Oh, yeah.
By the river.
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140. Yay!
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141. Listen, you ask
about the fridge,
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142. because if he sees
how happy I am,
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I'm insane.
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144. Fridge?
Big green one.
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145. I think they call it avocado.
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146. Yay! Yay! Have I got
a roommate for you, baby.
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147. It's not you, is it?
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148. No, no,
it's not me.
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149. Take a look at this.
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150. You have a picture of your
brother in your wallet?
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151. Yeah. Why?
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152. Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet.
I'm in there, too, right?
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153. You will be.
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154. Nice-looking guy.
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155. Easy on the eyes. Could be some
competition for the ladies.
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156. Nah. Okay, I'll meet your brother.
Yes!
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157. Finally, something good happens for Cory.
The world is my friend.
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158. What are you
doing here?
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159. No, don't ruin this for me. Shawn,
listen, whoever this guy is,
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160. whatever minor
personal infraction
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161. happened between the
two of you, let it go,
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162. because the world knows that this
one is gonna be Eric's roommate,
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163. and the world
is my friend.
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164. How do you two
know each other?
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165. He's my brother.
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166. Of course he is.
He is not your brother.
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167. Same dad,
different moms.
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168. His mom bailed
on my dad years ago,
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169. found a guy
with a few bucks,
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170. and I guess they've
kept Jack pretty busy,
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171. 'cause we haven't
heard from him.
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172. That's not exactly
the way it happened.
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173. Whatever, Jack.
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174. Look, Shawn, look, I think
we need to talk, okay?
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175. You turned your back on
your father, and on me!
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176. There. We talked.
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177. Come on now. You got the ball? You
want the ball? You watch the ball?
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178. Oh!
Whoa!
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179. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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180. It's nice to see father
and son together again,
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181. playing a spirited
game of hoops, huh?
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182. You're not happy,
are you?
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183. For years, now, I have watched
you give advice to everybody,
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Why is that? Why?
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185. You don't ask.
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186. Eric was supposed
to be in college,
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187. but at the first
little bump in the road,
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188. he comes running back home,
and Alan is okay with it.
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189. But you're not?
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190. It was hard enough saying goodbye to Eric.
I don't want to do it again.
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191. Well, perhaps
Alan just misses...
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192. Oh, that's not it.
This is it.
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193. He's Eric's father,
he's Eric's best friend.
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194. The best friend can't bring
himself to say goodbye
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195. and kick Eric out of the nest.
Thank you, George.
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196. Oh! Well said.
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197. I have problems,
too, you know.
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198. So how was your day, boy?
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199. Just another day.
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200. Anything out
of the ordinary?
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201. Just another day.
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202. I like this talking
we're doing. It's good.
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203. Yeah? Come in.
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204. What can I do
for you?
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205. Well.
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206. Look at you.
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207. How are you?
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208. Well, I been okay.
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209. This is a surprise.
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210. I ran into Shawn today.
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211. You told me nothing
special happened today.
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212. Yeah, I did.
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213. Shawn, don't be like that.
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214. We got ourselves a little family
reunion cooking here, huh?
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215. So, how's
your mama's husband?
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216. Your stepdaddy,
how is he treating you?
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217. He treats me well.
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218. You still in school?
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219. I graduated
from high school.
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220. I'm going
to Pennbrook now.
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221. Well, what do you know about that?
I got me a boy in college!
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222. I guess your new daddy
raised you up good.
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223. Yeah. Raised him up so good, he
hasn't come to visit all this time.
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224. What are you
doing here, Jack?
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225. You know, maybe he
needs a place to stay.
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226. Look, Jack, I mean,
this ain't much,
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you're used to better,
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228. but we could get another
rollaway cot, and you could...
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229. Oh, it's okay. I got an
apartment by the college.
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230. Soon as I find some
roommates, the place is mine.
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231. I asked you what you're
doing here, Jack.
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232. Did you finally
get up enough guilt
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233. about Dad to pay him
a little pity call?
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234. That's not it.
I wanted to come here.
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235. I have a brother here. I
came here to see you, too.
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236. Yeah, right.
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237. You know, seeing you two
brothers together like that,
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comes over me.
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239. I don't get
a whole lot of ideas,
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240. but I'm pretty sure
this is a good one.
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241. You two boys have been given an
opportunity to get to know each other.
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242. I think you should
take advantage of it.
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243. No, Dad.
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244. He wants a roommate,
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245. I want you to live with him.
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246. I'd love to have you
as my roommate, man.
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247. I mean, it's a great
apartment, terrific area.
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248. No.
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249. Look, if you're worried
about the rent,
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250. I can make up
the difference.
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251. There it is!
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252. Jack is here to try and
rescue me from trailer life.
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253. No, that's not
why I'm here.
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254. Look, forget it,
man. I gotta go.
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255. I'm sorry. It was good to see you.
I'll call you.
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256. You know, I just thought it would
be good, Shawn, for the both of us.
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257. Jack! Uh...
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258. Uh...
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259. Here, take this.
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260. It's gonna be
a cold one tonight.
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261. Thanks.
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262. What are you trying to do?
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263. Shawn, ever since
you were born, I...
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264. I always wanted to give you
something I never could, until now.
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265. A chance at a better life.
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266. Take it.
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267. He means nothing to me.
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268. He's your brother.
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269. He's a good boy. I think you
ought to move in with him.
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270. Maybe some of that Pennbrook
stuff will rub off on you,
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271. and I'll have two
boys in college.
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272. Dad, why are you
trying to kick me out?
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273. I might not be much of a father,
but I know this is right.
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274. So get outta here.
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275. Scoot! Go on!
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276. I'm not going anywhere.
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277. And you're right about one thing:
you're not much of a father.
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278. Oh, it'll be perfect.
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279. Now, all I ask is that, when you meet
Jack, you just be yourself, okay?
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280. And whatever you do,
do not flash that big,
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281. phony, plastic,
cheesy grin of yours.
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282. No, it really
turns people off.
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283. Hey, guys!
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284. Jack! How are you?
Love the place.
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285. It's not an avocado
fridge, but nice!
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286. Hey, Eric.
Yeah.
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287. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you, too, Jack.
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288. Do you smoke?
No.
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289. Do you smoke?
No.
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290. You like pets?
Nah.
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291. I have a hard enough time
keeping track of myself.
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292. You?
I'm not a pet guy.
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293. I got four kids,
though.
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294. I thought it was funny.
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295. Favorite color on three.
Go.
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296. One, two, three. Blue!
One, two, three. Blue!
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297. See you later, Eric. Yeah,
nice to meet you. All right.
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298. I don't like him.
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299. Eric, what are you doing to me?
We had a deal.
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300. You and Jack are so perfect for
each other, you should be married.
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301. I'm not ready.
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302. Why are you trying
to ruin my whole year?
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303. Well, guess what,
I'm not gonna let you,
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304. because starting now,
you do not exist.
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305. You are invisible
to me.
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306. Please move.
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307. Hey, hey, Daddy-o. Play another
game of "old man can't jump"?
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308. Oh, trash talk
all you want,
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309. I'll let my hook shot
do the talking.
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310. Alan, stay!
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311. No, no.
That's a dog command.
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312. You don't give me
a dog command.
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313. Sit.
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314. Okay, but you owe
me a treat.
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315. If we let him stay here,
he will never grow up.
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316. Well, you think
I don't know that?
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317. What am I
supposed to do?
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318. What kind of father throws
his own son out, Cory?
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319. I mean, why can't
I have a dad like him?
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320. Eric's never gonna leave,
and he's fine with it.
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321. I'm done.
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322. Come on, box it out.
Box it out!
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323. Hey, you wanna play a little
two-on-two, with me and Dad?
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324. No, I wanna play
two-on-you're not here.
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325. I don't get it.
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327. Hey.
Hey.
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328. Daddy-o, come on. Two-on-two. You and
me against the short guys. Let's go.
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329. As much as I love it
when it's you and me,
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gonna go on?
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331. I don't know. We could
play to, what, 21.
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332. Or 11. Or 17.
That'd be weird, huh?
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333. I'm not talking
about the game.
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335. No, no, no, you stay.
You're family.
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337. Eric, there's nothing I enjoy
more than having you here.
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338. Me, too.
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339. You got one week to find
yourself a new place.
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340. You're kicking me out?
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341. Well, I don't get this.
I thought we were friends.
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342. We are friends, but I
am also your father,
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this is right. Eric...
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there comes a time
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got to move on.
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that time has come,
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if I didn't recognize it,
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recognize it, too.
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349. Hey! If I didn't think
you could make it,
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kicking you out.
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351. Enjoy your room.
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353. You heard me.
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356. He will.
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357. Thanks.
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358. I still can't believe you give
Alan Matthews half the credit.
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359. Except for all the flowery
words, I said the same thing.
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360. Well, he just helped
me see what you said.
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361. I know how hard
this is for you, Dad.
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364. Well, I guess... I guess I
give the man his due then.
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365. All right, here we go.
Hey!
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366. Favorite movie.
On three.
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367. One, two, three. Godfather.
One, two, three. Godfather.
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368. Part II.
Part II.
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369. I don't get him.
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370. Standard rental agreement for a year.
Let's make it three.
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371. All right, sign here,
here, and here.
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372. Hey, Jack.
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373. Hey! Welcome
to your new home, bud.
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374. Thanks. It comes with hardwood
floors, high ceilings...
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375. And a brother.
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boys, but it works.
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377. All right!
We really need this.
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I'm not gonna say...
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380. Right. Right. I'm not saying it.
All right?
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381. I mean, it's very
hard for me to say...
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383. Just give me a hug.
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384. See you, guys.
Bye.
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385. See you.
Bye!
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386. How you holding up, Chet?
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387. I did my crying
in the truck.
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388. Aw, this father thing, it's
just not an easy job, is it?
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389. No. But I'm learning.
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390. Well, I did it.
I got my own place.
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391. Yeah. Me, too.
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392. Listen, Cor.
I'm sorry.
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and moving out, it just...
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easier to stay.
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395. You know, I wasn't trying
to kick you out of my life.
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396. I was trying to kick
you out of my room.
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397. Oh, thanks.
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398. Well, I guess
you got to get going.
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399. You wanna go set that room
up the way you like, huh?
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400. Yeah. Yeah,
lots of things to do.
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402. Listen, Cor, actually, the, uh,
landlord, he made a mistake.
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403. He made two sets of keys, so...
Don't be a stranger.
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We have a substitute.
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405. Oh! That's great.
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406. No, no, no, that's bad.
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407. Whenever Feeny's sick, he
handpicks his substitutes.
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408. They're always old,
they're always mean
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409. and they always
make us miss Feeny.
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410. Hello, class.
I'm Miss Valentine.
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411. Oh! It's her.
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413. What fantasy?
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414. No fantasy.
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415. Mr. Feeny has graded your
tests from last Friday.
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418. All right. Let me
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419. After all, we do
have some history.
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420. She was in our fantasy.
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421. Say, "Kiss."
Kiss.
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422. Apparently it wasn't her.
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