1. I'm not kidding. The pills. Now!
I told you, I'm on a system now.Copy !req
2. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not like you.
I don't fetishize my own sadness.Copy !req
3. No, my hands are so slippery.Copy !req
4. Damn it, Todd. Clean up your shit.
You know I had sex with Emily.Copy !req
5. Turns out there's a brand of heroin
called BoJack.Copy !req
6. Please don't make me go back to LA.
You can count on me, Herb.Copy !req
7. You are all the things
that are wrong with you.Copy !req
8. You haven't changed.Copy !req
9. Yes, you are the last person
to get that. I'm not gonna change.Copy !req
10. Goddamn...Copy !req
11. Sharona?Copy !req
12. Ow! You're hurting me.
Let me go!Copy !req
13. Sarah Lynn got into vodka.Copy !req
14. - Oh, my God, is she okay?
- Danny knows she got it from you.Copy !req
15. - It was yours.
- Mine, yours.Copy !req
16. What difference does it make
who brought this particular vodka?Copy !req
17. If I take the fall for this,
this whole show is over.Copy !req
18. And that means everything I did
was for nothing.Copy !req
19. - What you did?
- To Herb, I mean.Copy !req
20. What I did to save the show,
do you understand?Copy !req
21. - All that's pointless if it goes away now.
- So, what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
22. I have friends on Coach
who owe me a favor.Copy !req
23. - It could be a fresh start for you.
- There's no such thing as a fresh start.Copy !req
24. It's an easy job.
Craig T. Nelson's balder by the day.Copy !req
25. What if I say n— no?Copy !req
26. Nobody is asking you, Sharona.Copy !req
27. BoJack Horseman,
would you like to share? I...Copy !req
28. I'm sorry.
I don't know who you are.Copy !req
29. This is anonymous.
BoJack Horseman? Who's that?Copy !req
30. Um, yeah. Um...Copy !req
31. I'm BoJack and, uh...Copy !req
32. God, this feels so dumb.Copy !req
33. And I'm an alcoholic.Copy !req
34. Hi, BoJack!Copy !req
35. Look, I can't go to the Galapagos.Copy !req
36. Guy, you have to.
This is an important job.Copy !req
37. It's the National Geographic
Swimsuit Edition.Copy !req
38. They want me shooting behind-the-scenes
video of turtles in bikinis.Copy !req
39. Seems unimportant in light
of what you've been dealing with.Copy !req
40. What I'm dealing with?Copy !req
41. Your psychiatrist said you're depressed.Copy !req
42. Okay, yeah, I've been a little depressed.
But I'm not like depressed.Copy !req
43. I don't have depression.Copy !req
44. You're smoking three packs a day,Copy !req
45. you've been wearing the same
pajama bottoms for weeks...Copy !req
46. This is all part of my writing process.Copy !req
47. My best stuff comes out
when I hate myself.Copy !req
48. What stuff? No stuff is coming out.Copy !req
49. I'd feel better if you just tried
the medication your doctor prescribed.Copy !req
50. Well, I'd feel worse.Copy !req
51. They put me on Prozac in college
and I was so calm and boring,Copy !req
52. I didn't even wanna LiveJournal.Copy !req
53. And then Dawson's Creek got bad because
there was no one to speak truth to power.Copy !req
54. Dawson's Creek did not get bad.Copy !req
55. You just started taking antidepressants,
which you should also do now.Copy !req
56. It sucks. It made me break out.
I gained weight.Copy !req
57. What if you leave and come back
to this person you don't even recognize?Copy !req
58. I don't even recognize you now.Copy !req
59. You're making this a bigger thing
than it is. I'll be fine.Copy !req
60. Don't fall for one of those models.Copy !req
61. I'm a one-woman man.Copy !req
62. If that woman happens
to be a turtle in a two-piece,Copy !req
63. - that's just destiny.Copy !req
64. You're the most beautiful person
in the world to me. You know that, right?Copy !req
65. These strike negotiations
have lasted so long,Copy !req
66. it's like Reds in this boardroom.Copy !req
67. Remember Reds? Two VHS tapes.Copy !req
68. That's too many tapes, I said,
but no one listens to Lenny.Copy !req
69. How's this look?Copy !req
70. Generous, but you're making up
the projected lossCopy !req
71. by excising office birthday cakes.
That's unacceptable.Copy !req
72. Everybody hates office parties.Copy !req
73. Everyone hates the mysterious
dried fruit cubes in trail mixCopy !req
74. but we still eat them after the other nuts
and seeds are goneCopy !req
75. because in our undervalued,
overworked existence,Copy !req
76. we're desperate
for any morsel of satisfaction,Copy !req
77. whether that be cake,
unidentifiable orange fruit shardsCopy !req
78. or the occasional kind word from our boss.Copy !req
79. I like cake.
They can print those pictures on them now.Copy !req
80. What's the issue here?Copy !req
81. Fine. But we're grouping birthdays
so they only happen once a month.Copy !req
82. We accept those terms.
We're left with one final issue.Copy !req
83. Your insistence assistants
be not treated like garbage?Copy !req
84. From this day forth, all assistants
will be treated like recycling.Copy !req
85. Right next to the garbage,Copy !req
86. but with an understanding that one day,
they may be up-cycled to a higher status.Copy !req
87. Like a bunch of seatbelts
that got turned into a purse.Copy !req
88. Or a license plate that gets turned
into a purse. Right, Lenny?Copy !req
89. Sure, sure. I'm green.Copy !req
90. - We're amenable to these terms.
- Oh.Copy !req
91. - Judah. I meant to reach out—
- There's no need to explain,Copy !req
92. I know you're very busy
with work and Ruthie.Copy !req
93. You have no idea.Copy !req
94. I have some idea.Copy !req
95. You talked about it quite often
during the negotiations.Copy !req
96. This strike has been the most time I've
been able to spend with Ruthie since...Copy !req
97. - ... ever.Copy !req
98. I also feel an ambivalence
about the strike ending.Copy !req
99. The negotiations have been
quite invigorating.Copy !req
100. And now you're just gonna ride off
into the sunset?Copy !req
101. No, the sun sets in the west.Copy !req
102. I'm riding east to my Atwater cottage.
Goodbye.Copy !req
103. - Judah!
- Yes?Copy !req
104. You're the best assistant I ever had.Copy !req
105. You don't need ever in that sentence.
It's implied.Copy !req
106. - Hey! Oh, uh...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
107. Mm.Copy !req
108. Thank you for meeting me here.
I can't be at my house.Copy !req
109. Just reminds me
of what an asshole I've been.Copy !req
110. Makes sense. Your house reminds me
of what an asshole you've been, too.Copy !req
111. - Uh... what are you doing?Copy !req
112. I'm updating my asexual dating profile
with some fresh pics.Copy !req
113. There's still no one else on the app,
but when they join, I wanna be ready.Copy !req
114. Look at this busted photo.
It's from over a year ago.Copy !req
115. Yeah, you gotta stay current.Copy !req
116. Oh, man, they always ask for your job.
Oh, I actually have a job!Copy !req
117. Hype man for babies.Copy !req
118. You've really taken to this
nanny thing, huh?Copy !req
119. I love it. It's so amazing
to hold a baby and look at it sleepCopy !req
120. and think, "This is a perfect thing."Copy !req
121. - I can't imagine.
- It's weird to think that at one point,Copy !req
122. someone held me in their hands
and thought,Copy !req
123. "I'm going to love this kid forever,"
you know? What happened?Copy !req
124. What happened to what?Copy !req
125. I don't know. Moms are weird, right?Copy !req
126. Um... Yeah, moms are weird.Copy !req
127. So, what are you gonna do now?
Just keep getting lunch with your friends?Copy !req
128. There was a stewardess in the meeting.Copy !req
129. She was talking about how every day,
she wakes up in a different place.Copy !req
130. I thought, "That sounds perfect."Copy !req
131. Every city a clean slate?Copy !req
132. Stewardess?Copy !req
133. I think the preferred term
is flight servant.Copy !req
134. To us! And depression!Copy !req
135. Yes, but before I drink to that
and then depart with youCopy !req
136. on a cross-country tour
of speaking engagementsCopy !req
137. as the quote-unquote "Face of Depression,"Copy !req
138. there is something I feel
I must get off my chest.Copy !req
139. As it says on the cover of my last single
"You Can Tell Me Anything,"Copy !req
140. you can tell me anything.Copy !req
141. - I am not depressed.Copy !req
142. Wait. How can you know that?Copy !req
143. Well, I feel very happy.Copy !req
144. Oh, I know.Copy !req
145. Just as I suspected, half-full!Copy !req
146. Hmm. That is a troubling development.Copy !req
147. And right before our tour!Copy !req
148. I would be quite upset by this
if I were at all prone to depression,Copy !req
149. which, as we've just established,
I am not.Copy !req
150. But isn't it possible that
you are depressed and just don't know it?Copy !req
151. Well, I do frequently not know things.Copy !req
152. According to the literature for this tour
that I did not readCopy !req
153. but had my mom peruse
and then paraphrase for me,Copy !req
154. people who seem happy can actually
be the most depressed.Copy !req
155. Oh, no! I seem very happy!Copy !req
156. - I know.
- But wait! You seem happy, too!Copy !req
157. Oh, no, does that mean I'm also depressed?Copy !req
158. - Oh, good thing we're going on this tour.
- We gotta get the word out.Copy !req
159. - A cinnabunny and a coffee, please.
- 3.25.Copy !req
160. Four and five.Copy !req
161. As Gandhi says, "Make the change you wish
to see in the world."Copy !req
162. Goodbye, change. Good luck out there.
I'll miss you.Copy !req
163. - Uh, what?
- It's for the best. Go.Copy !req
164. Just go, please.
Don't make it harder than it has to be.Copy !req
165. Okay.Copy !req
166. - What is depression?
- Depression.Copy !req
167. - Who is depression?
- You or someone you love.Copy !req
168. - Where is depression?
- A grassy field, perhaps.Copy !req
169. If any of these words describe you
or your feelings, you may suffer from...Copy !req
170. - Depression.
- ... depression.Copy !req
171. - BoJack?
- Surprise!Copy !req
172. - Uh, is this a bad time or...?
- No.Copy !req
173. It's just...Copy !req
174. Heat's broken. Let's go for a walk.Copy !req
175. - Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
- I didn't know.Copy !req
176. I was in LA and I didn't want to be, so...Copy !req
177. - I'm glad you're here.
- You doing okay?Copy !req
178. I'm doing great.
I have this wonderful boyfriend.Copy !req
179. I got an advance
on a book of personal essays.Copy !req
180. Me, personal essays.Copy !req
181. I mean, who am I? Sloane Crosley?Copy !req
182. - Who's Sloane Crosley?
- Good point. Who's Sloane Crosley?Copy !req
183. Yeah, who is Sloane Crosley?Copy !req
184. Exactly.Copy !req
185. But the headline is you're doing great?Copy !req
186. So great.Copy !req
187. - Can I crash at your apartment?
- No!Copy !req
188. - I think I'm depressed.
- Yeah?Copy !req
189. It started when I was having trouble
with my book,Copy !req
190. and then it kind of snowballedCopy !req
191. into my boyfriend saying
I should take antidepressants.Copy !req
192. - Are you going to?
- What's the point?Copy !req
193. Of antidepressants? I believe the point
is to be antidepressed.Copy !req
194. Sure. Or you just flip over the nothing
and underneath there's more nothing.Copy !req
195. Then you flip over that nothing
and there's more nothing underneath that.Copy !req
196. So, you just keep flipping over nothings,
all your life,Copy !req
197. because you keep thinking
under all that nothing,Copy !req
198. there's gotta be something,
but all you find is nothing.Copy !req
199. Sure, but you flip over this pizza box,
uh, and look, a couch!Copy !req
200. We're gonna break up soon anyway.Copy !req
201. There's only so long before he gets tired
of the real me.Copy !req
202. The real you being...?Copy !req
203. Ta-da!Copy !req
204. You know, someone got really mad
at me recently...Copy !req
205. Mad? At you?Copy !req
206. I know, shocking.Copy !req
207. And he said, "BoJack, you ruin everything.Copy !req
208. - That's what you are."
- Oof.Copy !req
209. And it actually took him saying it
out loudCopy !req
210. for me to realize how stupid that is,Copy !req
211. even though I believed it for so long.Copy !req
212. I bought into this idea that I was a thing
that couldn't be changed.Copy !req
213. So, the reason I came to Chicago is...Copy !req
214. I wanted to thank youCopy !req
215. for believing in me when I didn't,Copy !req
216. and for encouraging me
to accept the help I needed.Copy !req
217. Hmm.Copy !req
218. Hmm.Copy !req
219. Hmm.Copy !req
220. - Mm?Copy !req
221. So, I'm really glad you're here,
but a little notice next time?Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
223. I already made plans with Tawnie.Copy !req
224. - Hey.Copy !req
225. Hi, Tawnie. Why are you in the backseat?Copy !req
226. Hollyhock and I are in a fight right now.
It's both minute and massive.Copy !req
227. How can it be minute and massive?Copy !req
228. It's a paradox.
It's Sylvia Plath wearing Saint Laurent.Copy !req
229. Wesleyan.Copy !req
230. Anyway, we're going to a show.
You're welcome to join us.Copy !req
231. Great. A music show? I love music.Copy !req
232. Oh, God, is this what music sounds like
when you're sober?Copy !req
233. - Do I hate music?
- No, this sucks.Copy !req
234. I'm just here because
I wanted to cheer up Tawnie.Copy !req
235. I thought you were in a fight.Copy !req
236. Yeah, but I still don't want her
to feel bad.Copy !req
237. She's my best friend.
They cancelled all the drama classes.Copy !req
238. What? Why?Copy !req
239. The acting professor quit.
He got cast in a regional commercial.Copy !req
240. And he quit? Wow.Copy !req
241. So, yeah, now Tawnie's gotta
change her major,Copy !req
242. which I get why that sucks,Copy !req
243. but don't take it out on me.Copy !req
244. I'll bet a lot of actors would love
to teach at a place like this.Copy !req
245. They're not looking for a replacement?Copy !req
246. Maybe they are. I don't know.
What do I look like, the Wesleyan Argus?Copy !req
247. Okay, I don't wanna be fighting anymore,
so can we just drop it?Copy !req
248. - You always do this.
- I'm trying to move past it.Copy !req
249. You said we were gonna meet
at Pi Café for dinner.Copy !req
250. - I forgot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
251. That hurt my feelings.
Now we're just supposed to move past it?Copy !req
252. Ah, I see. A teachable moment.Copy !req
253. Hollyhock, people will disappoint you.Copy !req
254. You're always mad at me.
There's nothing I can say.Copy !req
255. Yes, some wounds will never be healed.Copy !req
256. You could say sorry.Copy !req
257. - Would it even matter?
- No, words are meaningless.Copy !req
258. Yes. You do this thing where
you don't think you can ever be forgiven,Copy !req
259. so you don't apologize,Copy !req
260. but I can't forgive you
if you don't say you're sorry.Copy !req
261. Okay, I'm... sorry.Copy !req
262. Thank you. That's all I wanted.Copy !req
263. - I'm sorry.
- I love you.Copy !req
264. I love you, too.Copy !req
265. Come here. Mm!Copy !req
266. That's it?Copy !req
267. - Come on, let's dance.
- Yeah!Copy !req
268. - Uh...
- BoJack!Copy !req
269. I'm really glad you came to visit.Copy !req
270. - Where are you going next?
- I don't know.Copy !req
271. - Where is not winter?
- California?Copy !req
272. No, I can't go back there. Not yet.Copy !req
273. - Florida?Copy !req
274. - Arizona?
- Some parts of Texas?Copy !req
275. I'm telling you, people come
to the airport just to eat these things.Copy !req
276. But if their houses were made
of cinnamon and dough,Copy !req
277. they wouldn't have to go anywhere!Copy !req
278. They could eat and live happily
in their Cinnabungalow.Copy !req
279. Well, I think it's a great idea
and this customer thinks so, too.Copy !req
280. - Right, Lonely Horse Guy?
- Sure.Copy !req
281. He loves it! You better get in on this
before there's a bidding war.Copy !req
282. No, I'm not dating anyone.
Stay on topic, Mom.Copy !req
283. And Amelia Earhart flew through the skiesCopy !req
284. until one day, she made it to the sun
and everybody cheered. The end.Copy !req
285. - Oh.
- Hey.Copy !req
286. I'm out of rehab and I realized I never
got you a baby shower gift, so... here.Copy !req
287. I'm registered at Cubs 'R' Us
and Baby Hole, but thanks.Copy !req
288. If I'm gonna live in that house again,Copy !req
289. I wanna get rid of the things
that remind me of my old life.Copy !req
290. Look what Uncle BoJack
brought you, Ruthie.Copy !req
291. It's a 1970s pop art interpretation
of the Narcissus myth.Copy !req
292. How appropriate for a baby.Copy !req
293. Narcissus?
I thought the painting was about me.Copy !req
294. But enough about your baby,
I also have a favor to ask.Copy !req
295. Of course you do.Copy !req
296. There's this drama professor job
at Wesleyan.Copy !req
297. They need a reference to tell them
that I know what I'm talking about,Copy !req
298. that I'm dependable and passionate.Copy !req
299. So, I thought that you could do
what you've been doing for 20 yearsCopy !req
300. and lie about me.Copy !req
301. I'll be back at the office tomorrow.Copy !req
302. But have them call my cell
because my assistant is terrible.Copy !req
303. - Oh, shit, it walks already?
- She started a few days ago.Copy !req
304. Oh.Copy !req
305. It's okay, she sucks at it now,
but she'll get better at it.Copy !req
306. I'm gonna miss everything.
We have this connection now.Copy !req
307. What if that goes away
when I go back to work?Copy !req
308. So don't go back.Copy !req
309. What? I'm dying here, BoJack.
I need my job. I love my job.Copy !req
310. - Okay.
- It's just...Copy !req
311. There's always so much stupid bullshit
to take care of there.Copy !req
312. Aren't you the boss?
Why are you doing the stupid bullshit?Copy !req
313. I don't know.Copy !req
314. Hey, my only responsibility right now
is to not drink and I'm barely getting by.Copy !req
315. You are producing a show,
running a company,Copy !req
316. catering to your clients,
raising a child, a Todd.Copy !req
317. You need your own Princess Carolyn
to take care of you.Copy !req
318. - Oh, no! That thing was priceless.Copy !req
319. Ah, we'll tape it back together
and call it a Rauschenberg.Copy !req
320. I've been back in LA two months.
When am I gonna hear about this job?Copy !req
321. I have other offers, you know.
UCLA, USC, UTI.Copy !req
322. Mr. Horseman, we have to allow
other applicants time to apply.Copy !req
323. Raven-Symoné is circling.Copy !req
324. Raven! She's circling around,
portending my doom?Copy !req
325. Is she gonna swoop in
and peck out my chances?Copy !req
326. That is so... like her.Copy !req
327. I still can't get comfortable in my house.Copy !req
328. It's huge and perfect, but it feels
like the worst place on earth.Copy !req
329. No offense, Benny, living in
your storage locker sounds pretty rough.Copy !req
330. Every day, it just keeps getting better.Copy !req
331. God, you're killing me, Benny.Copy !req
332. My house reminds me
of the horse I was before.Copy !req
333. I don't wanna be him again.Copy !req
334. But it's the same house, the same city,Copy !req
335. just nothing's changed,
so how am I supposed to?Copy !req
336. - Hey.
- Sharona, I—Copy !req
337. We don't need to do
whatever your sad eyes are asking for.Copy !req
338. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
339. I'd like to try to—Copy !req
340. The last time I saw you
was my rock bottom.Copy !req
341. I've been sober ever since.Copy !req
342. So it all worked out, okay?Copy !req
343. Please, just let me say it.Copy !req
344. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
345. It was nice of you
to bring Panda Express for everyone.Copy !req
346. - Right. Everyone.Copy !req
347. What do you say?
Once more for old time's sake?Copy !req
348. - I can't believeCopy !req
349. you have been dying your hair
for 20 years. What color is this? Sharpie?Copy !req
350. Okay. I dye my hair.
Nobody makes fun of Dennis Rodman.Copy !req
351. They don't? Huh.Copy !req
352. - What do you think?
- I look old.Copy !req
353. - Hello?
- Raven's out.Copy !req
354. She taught a workshop at Spelman
and to quote Raven, "Nevermore."Copy !req
355. Spring semester starts next week.
Can you be here?Copy !req
356. I'll be on the next plane.Copy !req
357. Welcome to Wesleyan, Professor.Copy !req
358. - Is it like a Jesus thing?
- No, it's not that. I told you.Copy !req
359. I'm just confused, is all.
Because I thought you liked me.Copy !req
360. I do, but I was very clear
there are certain thingsCopy !req
361. that I'm not interested in.Copy !req
362. So, why did you go out with me
in the first place?Copy !req
363. - Because I like you! But it's complicated.
- And you're sure it's not a Jesus thing?Copy !req
364. Fine, if it helps end this conversation,
yes, it's a Jesus thing.Copy !req
365. Hey, I admire your devotion.Copy !req
366. What would Jesus do? Not this guy.Copy !req
367. - It's not a Jesus thing.
- I figured.Copy !req
368. I don't wanna presume anything,Copy !req
369. but there's an app
you might be interested in.Copy !req
370. An app?Copy !req
371. Welcome to Dulles International Airport.Copy !req
372. Looks like it's so icy,Copy !req
373. all connecting flights
have been grounded.Copy !req
374. We are happy to offer all passengers
a complimentary hotel stayCopy !req
375. until we can get you on your way.Copy !req
376. And the luggage doors are iced shut,
so your bags are probably gone forever!Copy !req
377. - Ugh!
- Thank you for flying with usCopy !req
378. and enjoy DC.Copy !req
379. Huh.Copy !req
380. - Hmm.Copy !req
381. - What?
- Is that ol' BoJack Horseman?Copy !req
382. Oh, no, it's old BoJack Horseman!
'Cause your hair is grey.Copy !req
383. - What are you doing in DC?
- Addressing Congress, of course.Copy !req
384. Getting the word out and raising awareness
and so forth.Copy !req
385. You're looking
at the National Face of Depression!Copy !req
386. - You're the National Face of Depression?
- Yep!Copy !req
387. - This face?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
388. - You're depressed?
- Hey, I wanna show you something.Copy !req
389. Hey, partner, sit tight.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
390. You got it, SD.Copy !req
391. Sad Dog.Copy !req
392. Jackpot!Copy !req
393. You're in a museum! Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
394. - Huh, that is pretty cool.
- Doggy-doggy, what, now?Copy !req
395. That makes sense.Copy !req
396. Well, looks like you finally got
your crossover episode.Copy !req
397. What? Oh, my God. Okay.Copy !req
398. - Is this real? Is this happening?
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. Okay, you knock on the door here.Copy !req
400. Excuse me, are you Zachary's father?Copy !req
401. I think our adopted teens
go to school together!Copy !req
402. Yeah, yeah. Our teens. Our adopted teens.Copy !req
403. Like you said, they're...
It's a crossover!Copy !req
404. They sure have been spending
a lot of time together, huh, our teens?Copy !req
405. I hope they're not having S-E...Copy !req
406. Excuse me. It's just—Copy !req
407. I'm so overwhelmed.Copy !req
408. - This is the best day!
- Oh.Copy !req
409. Oh, God. Oh.Copy !req
410. He's the National Face of Depression.Copy !req
411. We have rescheduled your flight
to Connecticut for 8:45 a.m. tomorrow.Copy !req
412. Please stay on the line for a surveyCopy !req
413. that directly determines whether
or not I get fired—Copy !req
414. Hmm.Copy !req
415. Hmm.Copy !req
416. Hmm.Copy !req
417. - Come in.Copy !req
418. Pardon my state.Copy !req
419. I was mid-trek up the Los Angeles Crest
when I received your text.Copy !req
420. - You had a question for me?
- Yes.Copy !req
421. Would you be interested in interviewingCopy !req
422. for a job here
as VIM's Chief of Operations?Copy !req
423. You'd be a partner
with a stake in the company,Copy !req
424. and a birthday cake just for you.Copy !req
425. I would be interested in that interview.Copy !req
426. - Do you want the job?
- Yes.Copy !req
427. Great. Interview done.Copy !req
428. Your first task is
to clear my schedule every third Friday.Copy !req
429. I'm taking them off
to be with my daughter.Copy !req
430. And there's a weird burnt smell
coming from the copy room.Copy !req
431. I'm familiar with that smell.
I'll investigate right away.Copy !req
432. Thanks, Judah.Copy !req
433. My pleasure.Copy !req
434. - Oh.Copy !req
435. Huh.Copy !req
436. Hi, Mister!Copy !req
437. Pickles! Other than being away from you,Copy !req
438. I gotta say I am having
the time of my life being depressed!Copy !req
439. I'm so glad.Copy !req
440. I sense a sadness in your voice,
my gherkin. But maybe not?Copy !req
441. At this point,
I really don't know the difference.Copy !req
442. You sensed correctly.Copy !req
443. I thought it'd be easy to get even,
but I've slept with 32 guys now,Copy !req
444. if you count the two sets of twins
as two and not four.Copy !req
445. I do.Copy !req
446. And the truth is,
none of them are like my Mister.Copy !req
447. I just wish I could cheat on you with you.Copy !req
448. - Mm.Copy !req
449. - Hmm?
- Whoa. Uh-oh.Copy !req
450. Hanging in there.Copy !req
451. Hmm... I think I may have an idea.Copy !req
452. Huh.Copy !req
453. My fellow horses, are we doomed to die
in the shadow of our sins?Copy !req
454. Nay!Copy !req
455. Does thy Lord turn His back on His colts?Copy !req
456. - Nay!
- Nay.Copy !req
457. Nay, for to forgive is divine.Copy !req
458. Unless thou art a witch,
then God wills ye be burnt at the stake.Copy !req
459. - There, Goody Oats! Seize her!Copy !req
460. No, no, no!Copy !req
461. If God forgives thee,
thou must also forgive thyself.Copy !req
462. "Though thy sins be like scarlet,
they shall be white as snow."Copy !req
463. It is only when we show ourselves
forgiveness and mercyCopy !req
464. that we truly live a life of grace,
that we are reborn.Copy !req
465. Turn to the horse next to you
and offer a sign of grace and peaceCopy !req
466. in the name of the Lord.Copy !req
467. Peace be with you.Copy !req
468. - Peace be with you.
- Uh, peace be with you.Copy !req
469. - Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.Copy !req
470. Peace be with you. Peace be with you.Copy !req
471. Peace be with you. Peace be with you.Copy !req
472. - And also with you.
- Peace be with you.Copy !req
473. And that concludes our reenactment
of an early Horsey service! Thank you.Copy !req
474. Looks like you found some solace
in our show.Copy !req
475. Stay if you like.
In 30 minutes, we start over.Copy !req