1. and they even let the birthday boy
pilot the airplane!Copy !req
2. There were no survivors.Copy !req
3. In other news, the newly formed
Hollywoo "Guild of Assistants"Copy !req
4. is meeting with industry
power brokers todayCopy !req
5. to negotiate terms
for a standard agreement.Copy !req
6. I'm optimistic about the coming talks
and confident we can avoid a strike.Copy !req
7. Our demands are reasonable,Copy !req
8. and our services
are crucial to this industry.Copy !req
9. All right, you little pishers,Copy !req
10. let's wrap this up quick so you can all
go back to getting me wrong coffees.Copy !req
11. - What do you want?
- We have one request.Copy !req
12. To not be treated like garbage.Copy !req
13. It appears we are at an impasse.Copy !req
14. - Where's my dry cleaning?
- Where's my car?Copy !req
15. I don't know any of my passwords!
What's my mother's maiden name?Copy !req
16. I'm going into labor!
You need to call my doula!Copy !req
17. Will somebody please make me
a reservation at Little Dom's?Copy !req
18. Oh, no. Did I really drink last night?Copy !req
19. Doctor Champ, I am so sorry.
I—Copy !req
20. - Did anyone see me?
- You were in here all night.Copy !req
21. Nobody can know about this.Copy !req
22. There are 20 struggling addicts
in this building who are counting on me.Copy !req
23. Of course.Copy !req
24. I'm gonna go home, take a shower.Copy !req
25. - This never happened.
- Agreed.Copy !req
26. But how do I get out of here
without anyone seeing me?Copy !req
27. - Whoa!
- Okay, okay, easy.Copy !req
28. This requires a surprising amount
of upper-body strength.Copy !req
29. Stop swinging. Just slide down.Copy !req
30. Am I being inconspicuous?Copy !req
31. Yes. Plus or minus the yelling.Copy !req
32. - I'm just gonna let go.
- Don't—Copy !req
33. Thank you, BoJack,
for being there to catch me.Copy !req
34. Up!Copy !req
35. Ew.Copy !req
36. "I looked in that case first chance I got
and there was that note still tied there.Copy !req
37. That line hadn't touched water
in its life."Copy !req
38. "Doesn't mean nothin', Alma."Copy !req
39. "Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis.
I know what it means.Copy !req
40. Jack Twist, Jack nasty!"Copy !req
41. The sock puppet players tribute
to Ang Lee will continue after this.Copy !req
42. - Oh. Hello, Jorge.
- I have some news. It's about your mother.Copy !req
43. Oh, is the news that you're marrying her,Copy !req
44. inserting yourself into our family
and ruining my life?Copy !req
45. Because I already heard that news
like 25 years ago, Jorge.Copy !req
46. - I didn't come to your home to fight.
- Then joke's on youCopy !req
47. because you didn't come to my home at all.Copy !req
48. - I just sleep on the couch...Copy !req
49. - ... since you and Mom gave me the boot.
- That was ten years ago.Copy !req
50. Which, by the way,
is the only thing you ever gave me.Copy !req
51. I gave you my name,
and you have clearly wasted it.Copy !req
52. Do you know what the Chavez name
stands for?Copy !req
53. Yes, Jorge.Copy !req
54. Chavez! C for cerebral!
H for high-minded! A for analytical!Copy !req
55. V for veracious! E for efficacious!Copy !req
56. And Z for zealously practical.Copy !req
57. Feels like a cheat on the Z.Copy !req
58. Todd, your mother needs your help.Copy !req
59. Well, then instead of sending her husband,Copy !req
60. she should have asked me herself,
if it's so important to her.Copy !req
61. - She's in a coma.
- A rudeness coma?Copy !req
62. No, a regular coma.Copy !req
63. Oh, my God! Why didn't you open with that?Copy !req
64. Please. Your mother needs a kidney.Copy !req
65. I put her on the donor waiting list,
but if you're a match...Copy !req
66. Oh. I'm sorry.
Of course I would give Mom my kidney.Copy !req
67. - Then there's no time to waste—
- "Would" give her my kidney.Copy !req
68. "Would." You need to work
on your listening skills.Copy !req
69. I sold my extra kidney just last week.Copy !req
70. - Why?
- I wanted to buy these sock puppets.Copy !req
71. You sold your kidney for...
I'm sorry I came.Copy !req
72. If you'd like to visit your mother—Copy !req
73. Wait. What if instead
of visiting my mother,Copy !req
74. we got my kidney back?Copy !req
75. Come on, Ruthie!
Field trip to the organ market!Copy !req
76. Princess Carolyn, this is a catastrophe.Copy !req
77. - You know it.
- This strike has shut down the whole city!Copy !req
78. Assistants want respect?Copy !req
79. If we respect them, how are we supposed
to work through our rage issues?Copy !req
80. On our spouses and children?
That doesn't seem fair.Copy !req
81. There's gotta be a better way!Copy !req
82. Uh, maybe we could circumvent
giving the assistants what they wantCopy !req
83. by giving them what they think they want.Copy !req
84. You know, like how we satiate TV creatorsCopy !req
85. by giving them little vanity cards
at the end of episodes,Copy !req
86. then sell the shows to streaming networks
that auto-skip the end creditsCopy !req
87. so no one even sees the vanity cards!Copy !req
88. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
But what do assistants want?Copy !req
89. iTunes gift cards? Amazon gift cards?Copy !req
90. I honestly can't think of another thing
an assistant would want.Copy !req
91. When I was an assistant,Copy !req
92. the only thing I wanted
was not to be an assistant anymore.Copy !req
93. Princess Carolyn, I'll say to youCopy !req
94. what I said to David Levy
when we were developingCopy !req
95. The Addams Family
and brainstorming ancillary characters,Copy !req
96. like cousins and whatnot: That's Itt!Copy !req
97. - Hey! Sad dog!
- Ha-ha! You know it!Copy !req
98. Wow. Mr. Peanutbutter
and Joey Pogo in the same room?Copy !req
99. What is this? Two days ago
when I almost hit you with my car?Copy !req
100. No! That was outside!Copy !req
101. Listen, I've been trying
to get in touch with you.Copy !req
102. I got a call from this mental health
advocacy group.Copy !req
103. Those guys are jizzin' their pants
over your heroic admissionCopy !req
104. of your struggle with depression,Copy !req
105. and they wanna help you
share your story with the world.Copy !req
106. The world, huh?Copy !req
107. I wanted to set up a meeting,
but my assistant went on strike,Copy !req
108. and phones, for me, are, like, what?Copy !req
109. Even if you had your assistant,
it wouldn't do any good.Copy !req
110. My reps' assistants
are all on strike, too.Copy !req
111. Oh, bummer. Guess there's no way
to get in touch then.Copy !req
112. Too bad. I'd love to get together.Copy !req
113. Goodbye, fancy room.Copy !req
114. Goodbye, chair. Goodbye, Stinky Susan.Copy !req
115. Huh?Copy !req
116. - Where to?
- Um...Copy !req
117. Home, I— I guess.Copy !req
118. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey! Stop the car. Let me out here.Copy !req
119. Wow, already stopping for a drink?Copy !req
120. Thank you,
your commentary is very helpful.Copy !req
121. - Five stars, though, right?Copy !req
122. - Doctor Champ, what are you doing?
- Okay.Copy !req
123. This mood about "never have another drop
of alcohol again?"Copy !req
124. - Are we sure about this?
- Okay, Doctor Champ, clearly, you—Copy !req
125. I'm sitting here, like,
whatever happened to moderation, buddy?Copy !req
126. So, you're telling me
the guiding philosophyCopy !req
127. of the six months of rehab
I just paid for is complete bullshit?Copy !req
128. Hey, man, it works for you,
it works for you.Copy !req
129. As for me? Uh, check, please!Copy !req
130. No, that's a figure of speech.
I don't want the check.Copy !req
131. Please replenish me with another mar-gar.Copy !req
132. - Howdy, howdy!Copy !req
133. Welcome to Mike and Morgan's
House of Organs!Copy !req
134. We handle all your matters,
from keyboards to bladders.Copy !req
135. Mike, give it a rest.Copy !req
136. - What's with all the boxes?
- We're going out of business.Copy !req
137. Oh, no!Copy !req
138. I told you
we should just stick to the pianos.Copy !req
139. You wanted to expand into body parts.Copy !req
140. You printed the sign that said,Copy !req
141. "For all your organ needs."
I was just trying to keep us honest.Copy !req
142. Judging from the foolishness
of your business plan,Copy !req
143. I assume you don't keep records,Copy !req
144. but we're trying to track down
my son's kidney.Copy !req
145. Oh...Copy !req
146. Sorry, all our kidneys went to Chicago.
Jeremiah Whitewhale bought us out.Copy !req
147. - Of Whitewhale Industries? Why?
- He's stockpiling organsCopy !req
148. because he's a rich old guy
who wants to live forever.Copy !req
149. Oh, no!Copy !req
150. Well, this was a pointless excursion.
I'm heading back to the hospital.Copy !req
151. I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful.Copy !req
152. No. It's my fault
for expecting anything different.Copy !req
153. Can we offer you anything on your way out?Copy !req
154. You want a Wurlitzer or a spleenCopy !req
155. or an industrial-sized tub
of general anesthesia?Copy !req
156. Yeah, give me the anesthesia.Copy !req
157. You could sneak in
during the partyCopy !req
158. as long as nobody's estranged husband
who's a cop is visiting.Copy !req
159. Holiday party, huh?Copy !req
160. - What? Where am I?
- You're in Chicago!Copy !req
161. - Hi, I'm Diane. This is Guy.
- How you doin'?Copy !req
162. Oh! Are you ready for introductions
or are you still processingCopy !req
163. the whole being kidnapped
across state lines?Copy !req
164. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
165. We're breaking
into the Whitewhale building.Copy !req
166. - Why?
- To get back my kidney and save MomCopy !req
167. and prove to you
that I'm not just a wacky screw-upCopy !req
168. who engages primarily
in goofy whimsical mess-arounds.Copy !req
169. - How did you get me on the plane?
- We did a Weekend at Bernie's.Copy !req
170. - As I was saying,Copy !req
171. tonight's the Whitewhale
employee holiday party.Copy !req
172. Security will be tight, but you can use
my employee ID to get in,Copy !req
173. because I'm technically
still on the payroll.Copy !req
174. Wait, you didn't quit?
We haven't worked there in months.Copy !req
175. Nobody's noticed!
They keep sending me checks.Copy !req
176. Cashing them is my way of very gradually
taking down the man from the inside.Copy !req
177. Hey. C— can we sidebar for a minute?
Is this really the best use of your time?Copy !req
178. You've been beating yourself up
about how slowly the book's going. So...Copy !req
179. But the book is about me
and my life, so by living my life,Copy !req
180. I am in fact working on the book.Copy !req
181. You don't have to write this book
if you don't want to.Copy !req
182. Of course I want to.Copy !req
183. Okay. I'm just saying, since you started,
you've been pretty down.Copy !req
184. - Not yourself. Diane—
- Actually, pretty down is myself.Copy !req
185. Can we talk about this later?
We're being rude.Copy !req
186. Why don't you offer them
one of your fancy beers?Copy !req
187. So, all we need to do
is get into the party,Copy !req
188. figure out where the kidneys are,
find my kidney, and sneak out,Copy !req
189. all without drawing attention
to ourselves.Copy !req
190. And be careful, because
if Jeremiah Whitewhale catches you,Copy !req
191. he can legally murder you.Copy !req
192. Now, can I get anyone an imperial stout?Copy !req
193. The barley was from Portland, Maine,
but the brewery is in Portland, Oregon!Copy !req
194. This plan is ludicrous.Copy !req
195. Hey, maybe instead
of criticizing everythingCopy !req
196. like you've done my entire life,
you can get on board?Copy !req
197. It's gonna work out.Copy !req
198. Things don't just work out, Todd!Copy !req
199. Of course they do!
I don't know why you're so negative!Copy !req
200. Do you want to help Mom,Copy !req
201. or do you wanna just go back
to the hospital and wait?Copy !req
202. Okay. I'm in.Copy !req
203. I don't feel comfortable negotiating
without my fellow assistants present.Copy !req
204. Yeah. This is not about that.Copy !req
205. Good, because our demands haven't changed.Copy !req
206. Casey, it's been so thrilling to see you
grow into your role as strike captain.Copy !req
207. You know, there's an opening
at my company for a development exec.Copy !req
208. I don't suppose you'd be interested?Copy !req
209. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
210. I'd have to think about it.
I've never rea—Copy !req
211. You'd get overpaid to read scripts,Copy !req
212. company credit card,
and a parking spot in the good garage.Copy !req
213. - Um...
- Plus, your own assistant.Copy !req
214. - An... assistant?Copy !req
215. - That is, of course, if the strike ends.Copy !req
216. Well, that's a very generous offer,Copy !req
217. but I'd have to talk it over
with my colleagues.Copy !req
218. Why? Those are assistants.Copy !req
219. You're not one of them anymore.
You're one of us.Copy !req
220. It's a two-year contract.Copy !req
221. Sign right there
and your troubles are over.Copy !req
222. - What's so funny?Copy !req
223. I was just remembering a funny joke,
unrelated to this.Copy !req
224. Can you tell me what it is?Copy !req
225. You wouldn't get it.
It's about Zsa Zsa Gabor,Copy !req
226. and it's no longer appropriate
in today's climate.Copy !req
227. You've made the right decision.
You're gonna love the new job.Copy !req
228. - Welcome to the team, Stacey.
- It's Case—Copy !req
229. Hmm...Copy !req
230. Hey!Copy !req
231. Sign here to run developmentCopy !req
232. for Saoirse Ronan's production company,
Saoirse and Rescue.Copy !req
233. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
234. I can't be an assistant anymore!Copy !req
235. Shirley MacLaine threw a cactus at my headCopy !req
236. because I set a meeting
with the wrong Steve McQueen!Copy !req
237. How was I supposed to know
she meant the dead one?Copy !req
238. Shh. It's okay. Just sign here
and orchestrate your own great escape.Copy !req
239. Ooh.Copy !req
240. Okay, I'm going in.Copy !req
241. Todd, promise me
you'll be perspicacious in there.Copy !req
242. Perspicacious?Copy !req
243. - I don't know the meaning of the word.Copy !req
244. - You're Diane?
- Yes!Copy !req
245. - Nguyen?
- That is correct!Copy !req
246. I find that hard to believe.Copy !req
247. Wow, that's racist.Copy !req
248. People don't always
look like their last names.Copy !req
249. For example, I'm white,
and my last name is Chavez.Copy !req
250. I thought your last name was Nguyen.Copy !req
251. - Oh! Uh, yeah, it is! Todd Nguyen.
- Not Diane Nguyen?Copy !req
252. Oh, yeah! Diane Nguyen.Copy !req
253. That's me, all right,
or my name isn't Todd Chavez.Copy !req
254. Well, that was a bust.Copy !req
255. Okay, this time,
you're Diane and I'll be Jorge.Copy !req
256. Todd, get in the trash can.Copy !req
257. I know I'm a disappointment to you,
but I do not live in a trash can, Jorge,Copy !req
258. and I haven't for several years now! Hey!Copy !req
259. Uh... What? Sorry, I...Copy !req
260. Oh. No Español?Copy !req
261. Uh... go ahead.Copy !req
262. - Wow, that was amazing!
- No. That was logical and straightforward.Copy !req
263. - Another club soda, please.
- Nerd!Copy !req
264. Doctor Champ, what is your plan?Copy !req
265. Just gotta drink enough to be steady.Copy !req
266. Then, you take me back to Pastiches
and keep me out of trouble.Copy !req
267. That way, you don't have to go home
and I can be a good therapy horse.Copy !req
268. All my clients get sober, I am a winner,
put my picture on a magazine.Copy !req
269. Look, I can't let you go back there drunk.Copy !req
270. You don't care about me!
You're scared of this guy.Copy !req
271. You can't help anybody else
unless you're honest with yourself.Copy !req
272. - Know what I mean?
- No. I never know what you mean.Copy !req
273. In fact, maybe I wouldn't be so scaredCopy !req
274. if you'd given me real therapy
over the last six monthsCopy !req
275. instead of just plying me
with folksy aphorisms.Copy !req
276. I'm not a therapist! I'm a therapy horse,Copy !req
277. a subtle but legally
important distinction.Copy !req
278. Besides, you wouldn't accept
real therapy from me.Copy !req
279. Oh, and why's that?Copy !req
280. Gee, I don't know,
maybe because I'm a horse,Copy !req
281. so I remind you of your father,Copy !req
282. so you simultaneously resent me
and crave my approval,Copy !req
283. an approval which,
ironically, if granted—Copy !req
284. Yeah, I would dismiss immediatelyCopy !req
285. and then use as an excuse to resent you
even more, what's your point?Copy !req
286. My point is, you're stunted from having
healthy relationships with horses, idiot!Copy !req
287. Oh, really? Well, if that were true,Copy !req
288. I would have almost
no other horses in my life.Copy !req
289. Right, it's almost as if all your friendsCopy !req
290. and loved ones
are humans or dogs or cats—Copy !req
291. But then how do you explain
the one horse I do care about,Copy !req
292. my half-sister Hollyhock,
who is also a reminder of my father?Copy !req
293. If your theory were true,
wouldn't I keep her at arms' length,Copy !req
294. desperate for her to love me
but unwilling to be vulnerable enoughCopy !req
295. to allow her to hurt me?Copy !req
296. You blockhead, she's not your father!Copy !req
297. Hollyhock reminds you
of the horse you hate the most. Yourself!Copy !req
298. Okay, you got me!Copy !req
299. My parents gave me an internalized
self-hatred of horses.Copy !req
300. So, my horse body is a prison
that I can never escape.Copy !req
301. This manifests in rotten behaviorCopy !req
302. because I subconsciously believe
I deserve to be punished,Copy !req
303. but being famous, I'm never punished,
so I act out even more.Copy !req
304. And since this pattern
is so woven into my identity,Copy !req
305. it is unfathomable to me that it can
ever be curbed, so instead, I drink!Copy !req
306. Uh... Check, please!Copy !req
307. So, the only way I can progress
is to return to my life as a sober manCopy !req
308. and finally hold myself accountable
for my actions, past and future.Copy !req
309. Oh, my God, is this what therapy is?Copy !req
310. Why do you keep bringing me checks?Copy !req
311. Uh... Doctor Champ?Copy !req
312. Wow.Copy !req
313. - Sorry, folks!Copy !req
314. This floor's off-limits.Copy !req
315. - Oh, but...
- Oh, thank God you're here!Copy !req
316. I saw someone at the buffet
putting ketchup on a hot dog.Copy !req
317. - What? Not in my town!Copy !req
318. - Wow, you are really good at this.
- Let's go.Copy !req
319. Ooh, wow. Hmm.Copy !req
320. Oh, look. People who selected kidneys
might also enjoy small intestines.Copy !req
321. Just the kidney. We don't need
to be up-sold on other innards.Copy !req
322. Yes, sir.Copy !req
323. Thank you for... this.Copy !req
324. Uh. Once your mother is okay,
we will never bother you again.Copy !req
325. - I know that's what you want.
- Why would I want that?Copy !req
326. - You never understood me.
- I raised you as my own flesh.Copy !req
327. I was tough on you
because I expected big things from you.Copy !req
328. You weren't tough. You were mean.Copy !req
329. - Because the world is mean!
- Not my world!Copy !req
330. I wanted so much for you, Todd.Copy !req
331. I wanted to push you to be your best self.
I see now that I failed you.Copy !req
332. But you didn't fail me
because I am not a failure.Copy !req
333. Look... Okay, Todd.Copy !req
334. Why do you need to be proud of me
on your terms?Copy !req
335. Why can't you see I'm living a good life?
I have friends. I have a job—Copy !req
336. You sleep on the couch
and you play with puppets all day.Copy !req
337. I'm happy, Jorge.
What more do you want from me?Copy !req
338. I want to know that you're okay!Copy !req
339. Then why haven't you called in ten years?Copy !req
340. You don't think I wanted to?
I'm not the one who...Copy !req
341. - What?Copy !req
342. She loves you, your mother.Copy !req
343. But she's very proud.
If you called her, she would talk to you.Copy !req
344. Well, she can't talk now
because she's in a coma, right?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. What are they talking about?Copy !req
347. - Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.Copy !req
348. Chavezes! You got company!Copy !req
349. Get out of there now! Do you read me?Copy !req
350. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
351. Diane? Why is there a walkie-talkie
in our kitchen?Copy !req
352. - God damn it!
- Uh...Copy !req
353. Excuse me? This garage
is for shopping center customers only.Copy !req
354. Okay, fine, I'll buy a pretzel.Copy !req
355. - Or you could just leave.
- No, now I want the pretzel.Copy !req
356. Hey, Diane, get me a pretzel,
too, please. Love you, okay?Copy !req
357. Someone's coming.
We have to go.Copy !req
358. I'm not going until I get my kidney.Copy !req
359. - Todd, this is serious.
- Yes, I understand.Copy !req
360. You are very serious.Copy !req
361. You read serious books
and listen to Sirius XM.Copy !req
362. We have to go right now.Copy !req
363. - Hey!
- Why do you always fight me?Copy !req
364. Why do you always try
to make me leave places?Copy !req
365. - Hey!Copy !req
366. Stay right where you are!Copy !req
367. - Whoa!Copy !req
368. Um...Copy !req
369. Uh, I'm sure the other assistants
will be here any minute.Copy !req
370. Traffic's real bad because of the rain.Copy !req
371. No one else is coming, Stuart.Copy !req
372. - Uh... because of the rain?
- They got promoted.Copy !req
373. Your ranks are divided.Copy !req
374. Your leadership has abandoned you.
Face it, the strike is over.Copy !req
375. Whoa. Okay.Copy !req
376. We've drawn up a new collective agreement.Copy !req
377. You get none of the things you asked for
and you start work again Monday.Copy !req
378. Sounds fair.Copy !req
379. If I sign this, does that mean
I get a promotion, too?Copy !req
380. - Sure, Stuart. Someday.Copy !req
381. Princess Carolyn,
I'd love to give you a raise,Copy !req
382. but you're thinking like an assistant.Copy !req
383. Any day now, you're gonna get promoted
to agent and sign a brand-new contract,Copy !req
384. so why are you concerning yourself
with these assistantly trifles?Copy !req
385. You really think I have
what it takes to be an agent?Copy !req
386. Someday, sure!
But for now, you're my assistant,Copy !req
387. and since you've got a similar buildCopy !req
388. to the angry lady
I fell on at the post office,Copy !req
389. I need you to try on these apology bikinis
and report back where they pinch.Copy !req
390. - You got it, boss.Copy !req
391. Oh.Copy !req
392. - Um...
- Stuart, don't sign that!Copy !req
393. I just remembered
there's a typo on page 12!Copy !req
394. Instead of "billable hours,"
I wrote, "Billy Bob showers!"Copy !req
395. Ooh, that's not gonna fly, P.C.Copy !req
396. That guy hasn't showered since Bad Santa.Copy !req
397. Man Who Wasn't There?
More like "Man Who Doesn't Wash There."Copy !req
398. Sling Blade? More like "Please Bathe!"Copy !req
399. Monster's Ball? More like "Monster Balls."
Great actor, though.Copy !req
400. Let me fix up a new versionCopy !req
401. and you can come back
and sign it tomorrow.Copy !req
402. I'll walk you to your car.Copy !req
403. Well, this is my car.Copy !req
404. - Really?
- No. I don't own a car.Copy !req
405. So why did we walk
three blocks in the rain?Copy !req
406. I panicked! I've never been in charge
of where to go before!Copy !req
407. You're clearly out of your depth
in these negotiations.Copy !req
408. Take this number.Copy !req
409. Wow. This a lot of money,
Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
410. That's not an offer, it's a phone number!Copy !req
411. Oh...Copy !req
412. - Can you drive me home?Copy !req
413. - Officer, I...
- Sir, did this man attack you?Copy !req
414. - What? No.
- You can tell me if he attacked you.Copy !req
415. - Hey! Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
- Look, this is all a misunderstanding.Copy !req
416. I'm just trying to take
this kidney back to my mom.Copy !req
417. Whitewhale's got like a hundred of these.
He won't even miss this one.Copy !req
418. Well, aren't you a little scamp.Copy !req
419. - Oh, stop!Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. Armageddon? More like "Arma-gettin'
Away From This Stinky Guy!"Copy !req
422. What the...? Hey, who's in my chair?Copy !req
423. Mr. Turteltaub,
I thought our meeting was at 9 a.m.Copy !req
424. - It appears to be 9:03.
- Hello.Copy !req
425. If you're serious about negotiating,Copy !req
426. it's imprudent to send the message
you don't respect our time.Copy !req
427. To start these negotiations
on the right foot,Copy !req
428. I suggest we adjourn for the day
and start in earnest tomorrow.Copy !req
429. - On schedule?
- Um...Copy !req
430. - Okay?
- Fabulous. Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
431. Judah.Copy !req
432. - What the shell was that?
- Let the negotiations begin.Copy !req
433. Todd, I, uh... owe you an apology.Copy !req
434. - Oh?Copy !req
435. I know I was hard on you
when you were growing up,Copy !req
436. but I was trying to protect you.Copy !req
437. Nothing came easy for me.Copy !req
438. It took hard work, focus, discipline
to get me where I am today.Copy !req
439. Things didn't just work out.Copy !req
440. But I should have realized: you're white.Copy !req
441. I forgive you.Copy !req
442. She's awake.Copy !req
443. Do you wanna come say hello?
I'm sure she would love to see you.Copy !req
444. Well, she has my number.Copy !req
445. - That's cold, Todd.
- What do you expect?Copy !req
446. I'm a Chavez, right?Copy !req
447. Hmm...Copy !req
448. - Huh? Where am I?
- You're at Partridges,Copy !req
449. the rehab clinic
founded by Danny Bonaduce.Copy !req
450. - What about Pastiches?
- I told them I was checking you in here.Copy !req
451. Why would you do that?Copy !req
452. Those people need me
to be an example of success.Copy !req
453. You can't help anybody else
unless you're honest with yourself.Copy !req
454. - A wise man told me that.
- Who? What wise man?Copy !req
455. You did.
I was being poetic and you ruined it.Copy !req
456. Well, don't listen to me. I'm a drunk!Copy !req
457. Yeah. But the first step is admitting it.Copy !req
458. You've destroyed me.
I can never go back to Pastiches now.Copy !req
459. My husband will leave me.Copy !req
460. I promised him I would never drink again
after what happened to our daughter.Copy !req
461. Uh... What happened to your daughter?Copy !req
462. You know nothing of my life
and you think you know what's best for me?Copy !req
463. The only reason I got drunk
in the first placeCopy !req
464. is because of your contraband vodka!Copy !req
465. - Well, yes, technically, that's true.
- Of course you did this to me.Copy !req
466. Because I cared about you.Copy !req
467. And you ruin people who care about you.Copy !req
468. Well, best of luck.Copy !req
469. I want you to remember this, BoJack.
I want you to remember what you did to me.Copy !req
470. I remember everything. I'm sober now.Copy !req