1. Watch out!Copy !req
2. - Lift with your legs.
- I am lifting with my legs.Copy !req
3. - Also lift with your arms.
- Is Horse Professor okay?Copy !req
4. Nothing to see here!Copy !req
5. He just passed out from pride!
Because you kids are so talented!Copy !req
6. You think he passed out
from embarrassment?Copy !req
7. - Because the kids are not talented.
- What happened?Copy !req
8. He was getting off a phone call.Copy !req
9. I had some constructive criticism
about his play.Copy !req
10. I tried a compliment sandwich
by starting with some praise,Copy !req
11. but he passed out!Copy !req
12. Just goes to show,Copy !req
13. you never know how much time you have
with someone,Copy !req
14. so you should always say
the bad stuff first.Copy !req
15. BoJack! Your play sucked!Copy !req
16. They found out. I didn't...Copy !req
17. - It's not true.
- What's not true?Copy !req
18. I need to... Air.Copy !req
19. No. They can't know.
I didn't even do anything.Copy !req
20. - It's...
- Slow down.Copy !req
21. Why don't you tell us what happened?Copy !req
22. Okay, I'll tell you.
But you can't talk to anyone.Copy !req
23. No reporters.Copy !req
24. BoJack, it's okay.
No one's gonna talk to any...Copy !req
25. Reporters? With questions about
my good friend, BoJack Horseman?Copy !req
26. I'd be delighted to talk!Copy !req
27. Oh, Baxter,
my endlessly encouraging enfianced.Copy !req
28. I'm thrilled to report our return
from a prolonged New Mexican exodus.Copy !req
29. True, Max and I shared lodging
to husband our expenditures,Copy !req
30. and true, too, we showered together
one night when the tank broke downCopy !req
31. and the hot water was scarce,
but other than those mild inconveniences,Copy !req
32. the fact-finding mission went as fineCopy !req
33. as the print at the bottom
of a contract,Copy !req
34. and we're close as ever
to sewing things up.Copy !req
35. So, BoJack sold the restaurant
to Joey Pogo and me,Copy !req
36. and we relaunched it with
my fiancée Pickles as a themed eatery.Copy !req
37. What is the theme?Copy !req
38. Pickles wanted small plates,
Joey wanted lazy Susans,Copy !req
39. and I wanted the theme to be my face
is on the front of the menu.Copy !req
40. So, we did all three!Copy !req
41. - What's the big idea?
- I'm in the middle of eating!Copy !req
42. Huh? It's the perfect compromiseCopy !req
43. because everybody got what they wanted,
and nobody had to compromise!Copy !req
44. - And why is it called Ele-fee-no?
- Ele-fi-no.Copy !req
45. Well, if you don't know, hell if I know!Copy !req
46. I know this last story
is taking its sweet time,Copy !req
47. but once we can tie down
this Bo-Person Horse-fellow to Sarah LynnCopy !req
48. on the night of her death,
we'll know he procured the final blow,Copy !req
49. the blow being not blow but horse,
a scoop in itself,Copy !req
50. but I believe the larger story is...
Oh, but here I am bending your ear.Copy !req
51. Your everlasting patience inspires me.
Do return my call. This is Paige Sinclair.Copy !req
52. - And then I took the boat back to LA.
- That's it? How's that a story?Copy !req
53. You did nothing illegal, and even
the not illegal thing, you didn't even do.Copy !req
54. And yet this thing continues
to haunt me, I...Copy !req
55. - Because it's not about the legality.
- Diane's right.Copy !req
56. That story is super sketchy.Copy !req
57. Is BoJack super sketchy? Yes, he is!Copy !req
58. Can Horse Professor come out?Copy !req
59. We won't go to the cast party
unless our fearless teacher comes with us!Copy !req
60. Why don't you just have the party here
and he'll pop out when he's ready.Copy !req
61. Here's some cash.
Go buy some nice cast party things.Copy !req
62. This is gonna be
the best night ever!Copy !req
63. Okay, okay, you're right.
I've been sketchy.Copy !req
64. But there's no story here. Right?Copy !req
65. - Unless New Mexico isn't the story.
- Uh, what?Copy !req
66. I'm just saying, if I tried to pitch
that story, no one would publish it.Copy !req
67. They're working on something bigger.
What did you do this time?Copy !req
68. I haven't done anything.Copy !req
69. Since I got out of rehab
I have been on my best behavior.Copy !req
70. But before rehab...Copy !req
71. No. They can't get me on old shit.
I'm a different person now.Copy !req
72. - This could be anything.
- Or a combination of things.Copy !req
73. They're gonna combo me?Copy !req
74. Let's take a beat
and figure out what this story is.Copy !req
75. - Todd, earmuffs.
- On it.Copy !req
76. BoJack, tell us every bad thing
you ever did.Copy !req
77. This is gonna be a long night.Copy !req
78. So, what can I tell you about BoJack?
Nothing bad, though.Copy !req
79. It's gonna be a short night!Copy !req
80. - Right. I... Your chair, Miss Sinclair.
- Thanks, Mr. Banks.Copy !req
81. And thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter,
for taking the time to quench our queries.Copy !req
82. This shouldn't take more than
a half hour, max.Copy !req
83. - Yes?
- No, not you Max.Copy !req
84. - Then who Max?
- No, Max. I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
85. No, you're talking to Max.
I'm Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
86. Now I'm talking to Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
87. - Glad we're all on the same page.
- I beg your pardon.Copy !req
88. Mr. Peanutbutter,
we have sitch in the kitch.Copy !req
89. It's a dishwash ish.Copy !req
90. - The dishwashers all quit?
- It's the small plates.Copy !req
91. If we just had bigger plates,Copy !req
92. we could get more stuff on them
and we wouldn't need so many.Copy !req
93. The point of the small platesCopy !req
94. is to curate a personalized
dining experience,Copy !req
95. but because of your lazy Susans,
all the plates keep getting spun aroundCopy !req
96. and nobody remembers who ordered what!Copy !req
97. Oof! And then there's me,
putting my picture on the menu!Copy !req
98. - What? No one cares about that.
- Yeah, the pic's not the problem.Copy !req
99. All right. JoPo... go, why don't you start
on those dishes?Copy !req
100. You got it, good buddy.Copy !req
101. Oh...Copy !req
102. Pickles, you keep manning the tables.
Those Susans aren't gonna laze themselves.Copy !req
103. Sure. But...Copy !req
104. Could I talk to you?Copy !req
105. How much longer do we have
to keep working with that guy?Copy !req
106. I thought you loved Joey Pogo!Copy !req
107. I love his music!Copy !req
108. He's my second favorite recording artistCopy !req
109. after Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
to study/relax to.Copy !req
110. I love Lo-Fi Chill-Hop Beats
to study/relax to!Copy !req
111. And I love you!Copy !req
112. But Joey Pogo's like your total opposite!Copy !req
113. He's arrogant, annoyingly cheerful,
and fake-nice.Copy !req
114. You are confident,
refreshingly optimistic,Copy !req
115. and wryly sweet
with an ironic self-aware edgeCopy !req
116. that reads to some as inauthentic,
but I recognize as archly sincere!Copy !req
117. Total opposites!Copy !req
118. Okay. So, Pogo's not gonna work,
but I guess we keep trying?Copy !req
119. I can proposition some young men on set.
That should end well.Copy !req
120. No, I'm sorry. I want this to work.
I'll try to make it work. For us.Copy !req
121. Now, if we're to finish this story,
we need to stay focused.Copy !req
122. The last days of Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
123. I'm telling you, the story is bigger
than just the one girl!Copy !req
124. If we pivot our perspective
so we prove a larger pattern,Copy !req
125. we can paint a clearer portrait
of a problematic personCopy !req
126. for a page-one profile
that'll pave our path to a Pulitzer!Copy !req
127. Paige, please! At the rate we're going,Copy !req
128. we'll never file the story,
you'll remain unmarried,Copy !req
129. and I'll be stuck bickering with you
until the day I die!Copy !req
130. Oh, poor baby.Copy !req
131. Sorry, where were we?Copy !req
132. - We wanted to ask you about Sarah Lynn.
- Oh.Copy !req
133. Before we do, let's widen our frame a tad.Copy !req
134. Oh, brother.Copy !req
135. - Would you say BoJack is a good person?
- Unequivocally, more or less.Copy !req
136. - More-more or more-less?
- Uh...Copy !req
137. Yes, but back to Sarah Lynn...Copy !req
138. We're trying to understand if your friend
has ever exhibited certain patterns...Copy !req
139. Argyle? Herringbone?
That man can pull off anything!Copy !req
140. We're wasting time. Did Sarah Lynn ac...Copy !req
141. Whoa!Copy !req
142. I told you not to spin it that fast!
Lazy! Lazy!Copy !req
143. I'm lazy? Aren't you supposed to be
washing dishes?Copy !req
144. Hey! Where are you going?Copy !req
145. Okay, let the cat out of the bag
so my curiosity can kill it.Copy !req
146. What is going on with those two?Copy !req
147. That's a personal matter.
I'll tell you all about it!Copy !req
148. Cast party! Cast party!Copy !req
149. We are having a cast party!Copy !req
150. - Yeah!
- They didn't even buy alcohol!Copy !req
151. Just a disco ball and some capes?Copy !req
152. These are all the bad things
you think you did?Copy !req
153. - I swear, this is all I can think of!
- None of these are big stories!Copy !req
154. - We all know there are more things.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
155. What's the point of working on myself
and getting sober and getting betterCopy !req
156. if no matter what, there are people
out there just waiting to tear me down?Copy !req
157. - BoJack, no.
- No, it's not fair.Copy !req
158. If you start listing every single thing
everyone's done,Copy !req
159. - then everyone's a monster.
- Nobody's...Copy !req
160. Who are these reporters, anyway?Copy !req
161. They're so perfect? I'll bet
there's dirt on them we could dig up!Copy !req
162. - I don't think that's it...
- That'll teach those bloodthirsty leechesCopy !req
163. what happens when they try to tear
someone down over their pastCopy !req
164. without even considering the possibility
that he's changed!Copy !req
165. - Have you changed?
- Yes, obviously.Copy !req
166. Because this feels like old BoJack.Copy !req
167. I like the BoJack who's thoughtful
and directs playsCopy !req
168. that are emotionally resonant despite
the glaring logical gaps in the plot.Copy !req
169. It was a showcase of separate scenes!
There was no plot!Copy !req
170. I need to go put Ruthie to bed.
Call me when new BoJack's back.Copy !req
171. You didn't do any of the dishes?Copy !req
172. Manual labor featuring me
is just not a fruitful collab.Copy !req
173. So I just went out
and bought 500 new ones.Copy !req
174. Why did Mister think I'd like you?Copy !req
175. When I'm with him,
we finish each other's sentences.Copy !req
176. Meanwhile, you are always...Copy !req
177. Interrupting, just to say
the exact thing that you were going to?Copy !req
178. - Yes! It's so...
- Annoying?Copy !req
179. Thank you. That's the word.Copy !req
180. Hey, I don't wanna be here either.
You know Joey Pogo wants to bounce.Copy !req
181. What if we just tell Mister
we've formed an emotional bond,Copy !req
182. then we can have sex,Copy !req
183. and we'll never have
to see each other again!Copy !req
184. - Why don't we just tell him we had sex?
- I can't lie to my fiancé about sex!Copy !req
185. That's what got us into this mess
in the first place!Copy !req
186. So, as soon as they go to bed
with each other,Copy !req
187. we can put this whole thing to bed,
but the problem is...Copy !req
188. - She loves him.
- No, the opposite.Copy !req
189. No, the opposite of the opposite.
The very thing itself: she loves him.Copy !req
190. Why do you say that?Copy !req
191. You've got irises, haven't you?
And pupils and corneas?Copy !req
192. You might even say you've got
a pair of eyes. Optic nerve?Copy !req
193. Yes.Copy !req
194. So how could you not see the way that
she follows him across the restaurantCopy !req
195. like the puppy dog she is?
How they bicker and flirt?Copy !req
196. Why would she fall
for a dashing cad like Joey PogoCopy !req
197. when she's already engaged to sweet,
dependable, predictable, safe, boring,Copy !req
198. perfectly adequate Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
199. Thank you.Copy !req
200. She only tolerates that other fellow
because she has to, for work.Copy !req
201. Otherwise she finds him
utterly distasteful.Copy !req
202. - Piggish even! No offense to me.
- None taken, of course.Copy !req
203. No, she loves him,Copy !req
204. though she'd never admit it,
even to herself.Copy !req
205. And what about the boy?Copy !req
206. Sure, he puts up a front
and picks a good fight,Copy !req
207. but to just once hear
those stupid words "I love you"Copy !req
208. tumble out of her foolish mouthCopy !req
209. would drop his heart down
an elevator shaftCopy !req
210. and bounce it back up to his throat.Copy !req
211. - Yes?
- Yes.Copy !req
212. - I'm pretty sure they hate each other.
- Uh...Copy !req
213. I... Well, that's all very...Copy !req
214. - Back to BoJack!
- And Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
215. Would you say
BoJack's relationship with herCopy !req
216. ever bordered on inappropriateCopy !req
217. in the weeks leading up to her death?Copy !req
218. No! They were closer than thieves!
They were thieves, actually.Copy !req
219. They broke into my house together,Copy !req
220. like great friends do,
and stole our clothes.Copy !req
221. Ask Diane, she never got that jacket back!Copy !req
222. But she was able to find another one
shortly thereafterCopy !req
223. that looked exactly the same.Copy !req
224. - Pardon me.
- Hello. Joseph?Copy !req
225. Can I get an announcement drumroll,
please?Copy !req
226. Never mind.Copy !req
227. Joey and I have developed feelings
for each other.Copy !req
228. Oh!Copy !req
229. Wow, I didn't think so soon, but...
No, that's wonderful.Copy !req
230. It's exactly what we wanted.Copy !req
231. It is! So now we make love,Copy !req
232. after which we can all get on
with our lives.Copy !req
233. Great! This is good.Copy !req
234. Look, we're not gonna
figure this out tonight.Copy !req
235. Maybe I should just go
to the cast party and try to enjoy...Copy !req
236. Hello?Copy !req
237. Yes. Um, speaking.Copy !req
238. Oh, hello, Paige Sinclair,
of the "Hollywoo Reporter."Copy !req
239. Yes, I know BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
240. Uh... What night? Did I see BoJack with...Copy !req
241. Uh...Copy !req
242. Listen, I'd love to talk more,
but, uh, I cut my finger earlierCopy !req
243. in a bagel guillotine and I think
I require medical attention, goodbye.Copy !req
244. Bagellotine.Copy !req
245. It's Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
246. Their story is about you and Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
247. Well, uh, that was...Copy !req
248. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
249. Well, see ya later.Copy !req
250. Oh.Copy !req
251. Hey, I'm sorry I was kind of a dick
to you earlier.Copy !req
252. The truth is, since Mr. PeanutbutterCopy !req
253. has been such a good friend
and chill hang,Copy !req
254. I was nervous
I would feel weird smashing his fiancée,Copy !req
255. but once we were in it,
it was like we were two naked heartsCopy !req
256. raw and exposed but safe in the home
we found in each other.Copy !req
257. Yeah. Did you just come up with that?Copy !req
258. No, it's from my new song,Copy !req
259. "Two Naked Hearts."Copy !req
260. - Oh. Sounds like another banger.
- Best of luck with your wedding.Copy !req
261. One day I hope to have what you two have.Copy !req
262. Right now, I couldn't even imagine
getting married.Copy !req
263. I can't even commit
to a social media director.Copy !req
264. Why not?Copy !req
265. I'm just having a hard time finding
someone who gets my brand, you know?Copy !req
266. Sexy?Copy !req
267. That's exactly right, you totally get me.Copy !req
268. So, if you think of anybody who could be
good for the job, let me know, all right?Copy !req
269. - I will.
- All right.Copy !req
270. I'm headed to the airport nowCopy !req
271. for another in a series of extravagant
world tours all by myself.Copy !req
272. At least I'll have
the empty seat next to meCopy !req
273. that I always book for extra comfort.Copy !req
274. I'll be at gate six.Copy !req
275. I'm just saying this information out loud
so I don't forget it.Copy !req
276. Gate six. Plane boards at 10:38.Copy !req
277. - Wait, Joey!
- Yeah?Copy !req
278. Um, here's your jacket back.Copy !req
279. Thanks, Pickles.Copy !req
280. Goodbye, Joey Pogo.Copy !req
281. So Sarah Lynn. That's okay.Copy !req
282. - We can spin this.
- Yeah?Copy !req
283. What are we spinning?Copy !req
284. You went on a bender with her,
at some point you split up and she died.Copy !req
285. That's the story, right?Copy !req
286. If you want us to help you,
you need to tell us what's coming.Copy !req
287. You know what I thought?Copy !req
288. The first thing I thought
when I heard Sarah Lynn died?Copy !req
289. Poor BoJack,
that he had to find her like that.Copy !req
290. That's right.
Poor BoJack, that's the angle!Copy !req
291. But then I kept thinking.Copy !req
292. I wish I didn't,
but my stupid brain kept thinking.Copy !req
293. She died of a heroin overdose, yeah?Copy !req
294. And you had heroin, "BoJack" brand,
you kept it in your glove compartment.Copy !req
295. - Diane...
- I didn't wanna think about it,Copy !req
296. but I couldn't help but wonder.
Did you give it to her?Copy !req
297. I... Uh...Copy !req
298. - Yes.
- And then what?Copy !req
299. - You just abandoned her?
- No, I...Copy !req
300. You just left her alone,
an addict, with heroin?Copy !req
301. I didn't leave her, I was with her!Copy !req
302. I was with her the whole time!
I was with her when she died!Copy !req
303. - Like "with her" with her?
- In the planetarium.Copy !req
304. I left and came back
and pretended I'd found her that way.Copy !req
305. I... I've never told anyone that.Copy !req
306. That's really bad, BoJack.Copy !req
307. Do the reporters know that?Copy !req
308. I don't know how they could.
I covered my tracks.Copy !req
309. How did you "cover your tracks"?Copy !req
310. Oh. Hey. Uh, what's up?Copy !req
311. We're doing
end-of-year superlatives,Copy !req
312. and we thought it would be cool
if you came out and read some.Copy !req
313. Oh, um...Copy !req
314. Just, uh, give me a minute.Copy !req
315. - This was supposed to be a celebration.
- We can still figure this out.Copy !req
316. I'm tired of trying to figure things out.Copy !req
317. Let me just have this one night.Copy !req
318. It's Horse Professor!Copy !req
319. Okay, okay, settle down, settle down.Copy !req
320. Okay. You wanted me
to read these, right? Okay.Copy !req
321. Um, well, for Best Old Man... Terry.Copy !req
322. - Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Okay. Sit down, Terry. Just sit down.Copy !req
323. Sit down. If you start talking,
then we'll all be old!Copy !req
324. For Best Director...
Oh, Horse Professor.Copy !req
325. That's me.Copy !req
326. - Speech!
- No, I... Okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
327. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
328. I just want to say that I've loved
being here with you this year.Copy !req
329. You've shown me the type of person
I didn't know I wanted to be.Copy !req
330. And this semester,
I got to be that person.Copy !req
331. Thank you.Copy !req
332. And I just... I want you all
to appreciate this time,Copy !req
333. and how special it is,
and how fast it'll all go away.Copy !req
334. Please, cherish this.Copy !req
335. And I have my own superlative
to announce.Copy !req
336. I, um...Copy !req
337. Oh. Uh, hmm...Copy !req
338. For the Best Actor or Actress...Copy !req
339. Oh, my God, it's an eight-way tie!Copy !req
340. Okay, everyone. Enjoy your party.Copy !req
341. Hi, I just gotta tell you
how much I'm lovingCopy !req
342. the small plates and lazy Susans.Copy !req
343. I put my fork down and I never know
what I'm gonna pull back up!Copy !req
344. - You've really made dinner fun again.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
345. And did you notice my picture
on the front of the menu?Copy !req
346. Uh, sure. I mean that part
I could take or leave,Copy !req
347. but the small plates and lazy Susans
work together perfectlyCopy !req
348. to form a completely new kind
of upscale dining experience.Copy !req
349. Exactly like dim sum,Copy !req
350. but with white people food,
so it's more accessible.Copy !req
351. - Oh, well, thank you.
- Huh! Tragic, isn't it?Copy !req
352. What is?Copy !req
353. I just keep thinking
about Pickles and Pogo.Copy !req
354. They've finally acknowledged
that they love each other,Copy !req
355. - but she's promised to another.
- Yes. To me.Copy !req
356. Oh, right!
So, you know better than anyone.Copy !req
357. Someone's up to something,
I can tell you that much.Copy !req
358. Mr. Peanutbutter, does your ex-wife
regularly consume bagels?Copy !req
359. Hey, why don't you two mind
your own business? How about that?Copy !req
360. As payrolled journalists,
our business is minding your business.Copy !req
361. I'm not going to help you
with your take-down piece on BoJack.Copy !req
362. - Oh, no?
- He's a good guy.Copy !req
363. And you have no idea
how torn up he was with Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
364. In fact, he was with her
in the planetarium when she overdosed.Copy !req
365. - He actually gave her the heroin!
- Oh?Copy !req
366. Yeah. He told me that once
when he was drunk,Copy !req
367. and then he said,
"I've never told anybody that."Copy !req
368. Because he's modest.
So why don't you just leave him alone?Copy !req
369. Oh, Max, it's all coming together!Copy !req
370. I could just about kiss someone
if I had someone here to kiss!Copy !req
371. - Listen, I've been meaning to discuss...
- The story?Copy !req
372. It's cooking now. Smell that sizzle?Copy !req
373. We've gotta build on it.
More angles, more leads, more...Copy !req
374. Whoa!Copy !req
375. - Oh...
- My...Copy !req
376. I... You know, I think our story
is about as wrapped up as a mummy.Copy !req
377. What?Copy !req
378. I'd better hightail it to the office
and put ink on paper.Copy !req
379. But what about establishing
a larger pattern of behavior?Copy !req
380. We still haven't heard back
from the New Mexico girlCopy !req
381. or our contact
at the rehabilitation clinic.Copy !req
382. Don't you think we ought
to keep working together?Copy !req
383. No, I think I ought to get married.
You were right all along, Banks, my boy.Copy !req
384. The story is Sarah Lynn. It always was.Copy !req
385. Taxi!Copy !req
386. Wait! Paige! I, uh...Copy !req
387. - I love you!
- Oh, Max. Of course you do.Copy !req
388. Everybody does. I'm Paige Sinclair!Copy !req
389. So, what happens?
When the story comes out, what do I do?Copy !req
390. A statement about how sorry you are
about certain parts of the storyCopy !req
391. but other parts of the story
just aren't true.Copy !req
392. No, you...Copy !req
393. Then in everyone's head
you've apologized for the really bad stuffCopy !req
394. without legally implicating yourself.Copy !req
395. - Does that work?
- All the time.Copy !req
396. No, it doesn't.
Why are you telling him to lie?Copy !req
397. Because this is good.
This BoJack here is good.Copy !req
398. This is working, but it's so precarious.Copy !req
399. Well, I'm not gonna lose
my job here, right?Copy !req
400. The Sarah Lynn stuff,
that has nothing to do with this.Copy !req
401. - Right.
- No.Copy !req
402. You're about to get pushed out of a plane,
and the two of you are talkingCopy !req
403. like you're trying to brainstorm ways
to get back on the plane.Copy !req
404. That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
405. You can try to find a parachute
or you can dive headfirst into the earth,Copy !req
406. but the plane is gone.Copy !req
407. You're seeing things in absolutes.
We can wriggle out of this.Copy !req
408. - Who's "we"?
- Diane, I'm asking you for help.Copy !req
409. This job is my lifeline.Copy !req
410. I think you should do the hard thing
and be honest.Copy !req
411. About everything. Things will get worse
before they get better,Copy !req
412. but you won't spend the rest of your life
waiting for the other shoe to drop.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. BoJack, just think...Copy !req
415. Wesleyan University Theater Department.Copy !req
416. Paige Sinclair,
"Hollywoo Reporter."Copy !req
417. Is this a Mr. BoJack Horseman?Copy !req
418. - Y-yes.
- Fabulous.Copy !req
419. We're running a story Thursday nextCopy !req
420. about your relationship with Sarah Lynn
leading up to her death.Copy !req
421. I wanted to give you a chance
to respond to these allegations.Copy !req
422. I presume you will deny them,
as is customary,Copy !req
423. but this is me doing my due diligence
and reaching out for comment, understood?Copy !req
424. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
425. Now, did you supply Sarah Lynn
with the drugs found on her person?Copy !req
426. No.Copy !req
427. All right. And did you use heroin
with Sarah Lynn during those last weeks?Copy !req
428. - No.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
429. Were you with her when she died?Copy !req
430. Um... No.Copy !req
431. And did you lie to the police
about any of these things?Copy !req
432. No.Copy !req
433. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
434. What happened to being honest?Copy !req
435. I didn't think it would happen so fast.
Did she say next Thursday?Copy !req
436. That gives us a week to plan.
We can minimize damage.Copy !req
437. "We" are not doing anything.Copy !req
438. - Diane, please.
- I can't be a part of this.Copy !req
439. I have a book to write.Copy !req
440. Oh, my God!Copy !req
441. They're all making out out here!
Go to your dorms!Copy !req
442. You have rooms!Copy !req
443. Well, we did it.
And by "it," I mean doing it.Copy !req
444. Oh-ho! Fantastic.Copy !req
445. So, now we're even,
and everything can go back to normal.Copy !req
446. I can't wait. First step:
let's set a date for the wedding.Copy !req
447. Joey has a job opening on his tourCopy !req
448. that I think could be
a real opportunity for me.Copy !req
449. Oh.Copy !req
450. Only thing is, I'd have to go tonight,
and I might be gone for a while.Copy !req
451. - Oh.
- Oh, Mister, I'm so confused!Copy !req
452. I feel like my brain is on a lazy Susan,
just spinning in all directions.Copy !req
453. And I know I should be ready
to commit to a main course,Copy !req
454. but right now I'm just so excitedCopy !req
455. about all the different small plates
out there, you know?Copy !req
456. It sounds like maybe this is a bad time
to have my face printedCopy !req
457. on the cover of your metaphorical menu.Copy !req
458. What? Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that part of it.Copy !req
459. Go on Joey's tour. Have a good time.Copy !req
460. And we'll plan the wedding...
when I get back?Copy !req
461. Sure, Pickles... when you get back.Copy !req
462. - Sounds like a good compromise.
- Yeah?Copy !req
463. Yeah. The best.Copy !req
464. Everyone gets what they want
and no one had to compromise.Copy !req
465. Oh, my God, I gotta go!Copy !req
466. - Okay, I love you!
- Hey.Copy !req
467. Thank you, for everything.Copy !req
468. Hey! Sad Dog!Copy !req
469. - I think the party's over.
- Yeah.Copy !req
470. What do you got?Copy !req
471. "My relationship with Sarah Lynn
was complicated,Copy !req
472. as relationships between addicts
often are.Copy !req
473. However, certain aspects of the story
are inaccurate or exaggerated.Copy !req
474. This story has started
an important conversationCopy !req
475. and I look forward to continuing to work
on my own progress..."Copy !req
476. There's... There's no way
to not sound like bullshit.Copy !req
477. Yeah, well...Copy !req
478. This place was supposed to be
a fresh start for me.Copy !req
479. Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start.Copy !req
480. But no matter how many starts I get,
there's always the same ending.Copy !req
481. Everything falls apart and I end up alone.Copy !req
482. - I'm still here, BoJack.
- Why?Copy !req
483. I don't know. I'm a fool, I guess.Copy !req
484. And you were my first client,Copy !req
485. and one time you were drunk
and you smiled at me and I said, "What?"Copy !req
486. And you said, "I just like being in a room
with you. You make rooms good."Copy !req
487. You still do.Copy !req
488. I have loved you for 25 years,
and I never loved anyone better.Copy !req
489. That kind of love, you only get it
when you're young and stupid.Copy !req
490. I'm not gonna get it again.Copy !req
491. And when I tell my daughter the story
of the great love of my life,Copy !req
492. I want it to have a happy ending.Copy !req
493. Is it possible you letting me go
is the happy ending?Copy !req
494. I've gone with you this far.
In for a penny, in for a pound, right?Copy !req
495. Sunk cost and all that?Copy !req
496. Yeah, sunk cost.Copy !req
497. The story's coming out Thursday.Copy !req
498. I don't think that we can get around this,
or over this, or try to get under it.Copy !req
499. - Diane is right. We need to go through it.
- BoJack...Copy !req
500. I need to take responsibility.Copy !req
501. I want to.Copy !req
502. So you can tell your daughter
you helped me do the right thing.Copy !req
503. - I'll call you tomorrow with a plan.
- I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
504. - You sure?
- I mean, no.Copy !req