1. I got into
this business because I love stories.Copy !req
2. They comfort us, they inspire us,Copy !req
3. they create a context
for how we experience the world.Copy !req
4. But also, you have to be careful,Copy !req
5. because if you spend
a lot of time with stories,Copy !req
6. you start to believe that life
is just stories, and it's not.Copy !req
7. Life is life, and that's so sad,Copy !req
8. because there's so little time and...Copy !req
9. what are we doing with it?Copy !req
10. Thank you.Copy !req
11. When Princess Carolyn told meCopy !req
12. we were pitching
to whattimeisitrightnow.com,Copy !req
13. I was excited,Copy !req
14. because in so many ways,
the story I'm about to tell is about time.Copy !req
15. And it's about time this story was told.Copy !req
16. - Ooh!
- Ahh!Copy !req
17. It's about Detective John Philbert,
a man from another time.Copy !req
18. But now he finds himself
in a new time.Copy !req
19. - I'm sorry, did you say newt time?
- No, no, new time.Copy !req
20. Oh, so it's not like a time full of newts?Copy !req
21. No.Copy !req
22. Unless you want it to be
a time full of newts.Copy !req
23. - No, no, no, no. I'm just clarifying.
- Okay.Copy !req
24. He finds himself in a time
he doesn't understand.Copy !req
25. - Don't call this number again.
- Wait. I— I just—Copy !req
26. My mother, she's senile,
and she was drugging the coffee.Copy !req
27. That's why— Just—Copy !req
28. I wanted you to know that
none of this was Hollyhock's fault.Copy !req
29. Goodbye, BoJack.Copy !req
30. A time in which he is alone.Copy !req
31. Perhaps, all this time,
he's been alone.Copy !req
32. - Except for the newts, right?
- Hmm.Copy !req
33. Yeah. Except for the newts.Copy !req
34. And then it dawns on him,
his partner isn't a ghost.Copy !req
35. Or is he?Copy !req
36. - Wow!
- As we like to say here,Copy !req
37. there are little hand ideas
and big hand ideas.Copy !req
38. And that's a big hand idea.Copy !req
39. And you said BoJack Horseman
is attached?Copy !req
40. What? Oh, yeah.
BoJack is attached.Copy !req
41. But he's not like "attached" attached.Copy !req
42. If you want us
to get somebody better—Copy !req
43. Oh, no, no, no.
We love BoJack.Copy !req
44. Yeah. We don't wanna do this
without BoJack, just to be clear.Copy !req
45. - Well—
- Oh, he's definitely attached.Copy !req
46. He signed a contract. I saw it myself.Copy !req
47. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
48. So if you look to the left, you'll see
a charming little breakfast nook.Copy !req
49. - Oh!
- Look at that!Copy !req
50. But if you want more natural light,Copy !req
51. you could knock down that wall
and put in these...Copy !req
52. - French doors!
- That is so cool!Copy !req
53. - You actually don't have to yell.
- Wait, Diane.Copy !req
54. Are we in the same house right now?
I don't see you.Copy !req
55. I can hear you.
I think we're close!Copy !req
56. You can't see each other
in the program.Copy !req
57. So I'm invisible?
Oh, in this scenario, am I a ghost?Copy !req
58. Of a Union soldier, perhaps,Copy !req
59. who cannot rest until
his final letter is delivered!Copy !req
60. And can I be
Anne of Green Gables?Copy !req
61. No, you're both still you.Copy !req
62. Diane, can I talk to you alone
for a moment?Copy !req
63. - Oh, I can step out—
- Sure!Copy !req
64. Why don't you meet me
in the guest bathroom? Ow!Copy !req
65. - You don't have to.
- Where's—Copy !req
66. - Hold on. I think—
- Guys, I can just—Copy !req
67. - Here we are.
- Diane?Copy !req
68. No. Careful. Okay.Copy !req
69. - Do you really love this house?
- Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
70. I didn't love the old house,Copy !req
71. but it was your house and I moved in,
and it was great.Copy !req
72. But this is an opportunity
to build something together.Copy !req
73. Something that'll last
for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
74. Anything you want is gonna be good
with me. Just like your old house.Copy !req
75. But I don't want this to just be
another one of my houses.Copy !req
76. I want this to be our house.Copy !req
77. And it will be,
because we'll both be living in it.Copy !req
78. Mr. Peanutbutter,
I don't need anything fancy.Copy !req
79. All that matters to me
is that I get to live with you.Copy !req
80. - In the real world.
- Oh!Copy !req
81. No more campaign,
no more ex-wives.Copy !req
82. Just Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter,
back to normal.Copy !req
83. - For the rest of our lives.
- That sounds great.Copy !req
84. - We'll take it.
- One second, though,Copy !req
85. - I have to use the bathroom.
- No, no, no, that's not—Copy !req
86. You completely humiliated me
in front of Sha Na Na!Copy !req
87. How was I supposed to Sha Na knowCopy !req
88. they were going to invite me
on the stage to do a guitar solo?Copy !req
89. You're supposed to be my dad.Copy !req
90. You're supposed to be
looking out for me.Copy !req
91. You're the worst dad in the world!Copy !req
92. Well, too bad
I'm the only dad you got.Copy !req
93. Huh?Copy !req
94. O.J. Simpson lawyer
and DNA expert Barry Scheck?Copy !req
95. - My car broke down.
- What?Copy !req
96. I guess it ran out of... juice.Copy !req
97. Hi. Yeah, my mom is a resident.Copy !req
98. I've still got a bunch of her stuff.Copy !req
99. Don't put me on hold.
Just take a message—Copy !req
100. Wait, wait!
You're a DNA expert?Copy !req
101. Could I use DNA
to find my real family?Copy !req
102. Well, sometimes,
DNA can be a tricky thing.Copy !req
103. Like, for example,Copy !req
104. was Simpson DNA found at the scene
of the murder of Nicole Brown?Copy !req
105. Sure. Was it O.J. Simpson's DNA?Copy !req
106. - Who's to say?
- Oh.Copy !req
107. Maybe it was some other Simpson,
like his son, or his father.Copy !req
108. There's no way to know.
I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
109. That's too much, man—Copy !req
110. - Oh.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
111. - Uh-oh.
- She had a long day... of drinking.Copy !req
112. I figured she shouldn't
drive herself home.Copy !req
113. - Good thinking.
- Yeah.Copy !req
114. I was right too,
because she crashed her car.Copy !req
115. What?Copy !req
116. I probably should've
said something, but...Copy !req
117. You need to get your shit together.Copy !req
118. Wha— Where am I?Copy !req
119. Okay, so you know how you're always
giving pep talks to people,Copy !req
120. telling them they need
to get their shit together?Copy !req
121. Well, this is me giving you
the Princess Carolyn pep talk.Copy !req
122. - Why am I tied up in the woods?
- So you can't escape my wise words.Copy !req
123. Is that not part of it?
I couldn't remember.Copy !req
124. It doesn't matter.
It's all over for me.Copy !req
125. When it gets out
I faked BoJack's signature,Copy !req
126. the deal's gonna fall apart.Copy !req
127. There goes my reputation, my career—Copy !req
128. Well, there's more to life
than just your career, isn't there?Copy !req
129. - Is there?
- Isn't there?Copy !req
130. I have nothing!Copy !req
131. Oh! This pep talk is going
in the wrong direction.Copy !req
132. Do you know how hard it is
to start a family at my age?Copy !req
133. - To find a guy at my age?
- You don't need a guy to start a family.Copy !req
134. You're Princess Carolyn.
You can do anything.Copy !req
135. No, I can't.Copy !req
136. Look, the woods are dark and scary,Copy !req
137. but the only way out is through.Copy !req
138. I'm sorry.
I got distracted by the woods.Copy !req
139. - Um, what were we talking about?
- No, you're right.Copy !req
140. The only way out is through.Copy !req
141. I gotta talk to BoJack.
I gotta stop feeling sorry for myself.Copy !req
142. I'm Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
143. That's the spirit!Copy !req
144. As my blood type always says,
"B" positive!Copy !req
145. - What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
146. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
147. Hey, Doctor Picarello.Copy !req
148. Doctor Picarello, are you okay?Copy !req
149. Todd?Copy !req
150. So it turns out Vice Chancellor
Laughing Gassy got rabiesCopy !req
151. from quarrelling with an old raccoon.Copy !req
152. And then he started biting everyone,
and now a bunch of them have rabies.Copy !req
153. Who could have predicted
my innocent clown dentist ventureCopy !req
154. - could turn into something so terrifying?
- I don't see how this concerns me.Copy !req
155. Yolanda, the only reason
they're in the woods at allCopy !req
156. is because of you.Copy !req
157. If people find out the Better
Business Bureau is behind this,Copy !req
158. you don't think you'll be getting a buzzCopy !req
159. from the Business Branch
of the Board of Better Bureaus?Copy !req
160. You're right! We have to do something
before someone gets hurt.Copy !req
161. Call me four out of five dentists,
because I agree.Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. Here we are.
The rest of our lives.Copy !req
164. Yeah, wow.Copy !req
165. - Do you wanna go to Hawaii?
- What? Right now?Copy !req
166. Yeah! When's the last time
we did something impulsive?Copy !req
167. Well, you did run for governor
without giving it much—Copy !req
168. I just think we could use a vacation.
Things have been so crazy this last year.Copy !req
169. Before we start the rest of our lives,
haven't we earned a break?Copy !req
170. All right. Let's go to Hawaii! They got
that bridge that's just sitting there.Copy !req
171. - We might as well use it.
- All right! Hawaii, here we come!Copy !req
172. - All right! Hawaii!
- Hawaii!Copy !req
173. Oh.Copy !req
174. So, listen.Copy !req
175. As you know, one of the differences
between agents and managers—Copy !req
176. - Oh, my God. Stop. Please stop.
- I'm producing a new TV show.Copy !req
177. It's a phenomenal script which may
or may not involve ghost or newts.Copy !req
178. - Does it involve ghost or newts?
- It may!Copy !req
179. - You haven't read it, have you?
- Read it? I'm producing it!Copy !req
180. - Right.
- It's this gritty, hard-boiled mystery—Copy !req
181. - Ugh! I'm so sick of mysteries.
- Right, well—Copy !req
182. They're impossible to figure out.Copy !req
183. Then all of a sudden, some random detail
makes the hero remember a conversationCopy !req
184. that totally re-contextualizes everything,
and then it all magically comes together.Copy !req
185. - Sure, but—
- It's such bullshit.Copy !req
186. Where's my random detail that's gonna
suddenly make everything make sense?Copy !req
187. Because I would love that.Copy !req
188. Well, this script is really special,
and everyone wants to play the lead,Copy !req
189. from Matthew McConaughey
to Matthew Perry.Copy !req
190. - Matthew Perry?
- Yeah. But I was thinking—Copy !req
191. Hold on. Matthew Perry...Copy !req
192. Hey, BoJack, which one
of these pictures more says,Copy !req
193. "This daughter looks like a cool lady
that I wanna have in my life"?Copy !req
194. Why do you ask?Copy !req
195. I'm writing a letter to my mom
and I want to include a picture.Copy !req
196. I'm going to send it
to the adoption agency.Copy !req
197. Maybe if they still have her address
on file, they can forward it to her.Copy !req
198. Seems like a long shot. How about
a better strategy is, don't do that,Copy !req
199. and then you won't be disappointed
when it doesn't work out?Copy !req
200. I'm trying everything.
I don't wanna look back at thisCopy !req
201. and feel like the end
of "Chandler's List," you know?Copy !req
202. - You mean Schindler's List.
- Never saw it.Copy !req
203. I'm talking about "Chandler's List,"Copy !req
204. the sketch from when Matthew Perry
hosted SNL.Copy !req
205. - Remind me?
- Okay.Copy !req
206. So it's Chandler from Friends,Copy !req
207. and it's World War II,
and he's got this list.Copy !req
208. And the whole time, he's like,
"I'm Chandler!Copy !req
209. Could I have a bigger list?"Copy !req
210. But then at the end, the war's over,
and he's like...Copy !req
211. - "Could I have had a bigger list?"
- Whoa.Copy !req
212. He's haunted because he feels
like he could have done more.Copy !req
213. You know, he's like,Copy !req
214. "Could I be any more feeling
like I could have done more?"Copy !req
215. I have to go.Copy !req
216. Look, I'm trying to do you a favor here!Copy !req
217. Oh.Copy !req
218. Huh.Copy !req
219. Huh?Copy !req
220. Shh!Copy !req
221. Yes. Get the magazine.Copy !req
222. What a fine addition
to your waiting room.Copy !req
223. Oh, no!Copy !req
224. Oh, God.Copy !req
225. What are we gonna do, Todd?Copy !req
226. Guys, let's talk this out.Copy !req
227. Run. Ouchie! Ouchie!Copy !req
228. - Oh, man.
- I've never run that fast in my life.Copy !req
229. - Me neither.
- I gotta get in better shape.Copy !req
230. I keep saying I'm gonna run more,
but it's just so hard to stay motivated.Copy !req
231. Hmm.Copy !req
232. Don't "hmm." I'm talking to you.Copy !req
233. - Can you not start and stop so much?
- I can't control the traffic, darling.Copy !req
234. When the car in front of me starts,
I start. And when it stops, I stop.Copy !req
235. Maybe you don't have to start
every time the car in front of you starts,Copy !req
236. because you know it's gonna
stop again anyway.Copy !req
237. - You could leave a little space.
- Okay.Copy !req
238. And another car just cut in front of meCopy !req
239. because I left a little space.Copy !req
240. Well, I'm sorry, but I'm getting carsick.Copy !req
241. Okay. I'm gonna get some gas.Copy !req
242. All right. I got the lowdown.Copy !req
243. First of all, very important,
I got you this flattened penny.Copy !req
244. I will cherish it always.Copy !req
245. - I'm sorry for being annoying before.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
246. Here's the deal.Copy !req
247. With this traffic,
we can stay on our current trajectoryCopy !req
248. and get to Hawaii just in time
to spend two luxurious hoursCopy !req
249. at the Honolulu Stilton,
and then turn around and come back,Copy !req
250. or we can hang out here
at the Thrifty LodgeCopy !req
251. at this charming halfway to Hawaii
rest area and gas park.Copy !req
252. Excuse me,
we would like your finest room, please.Copy !req
253. - All our rooms are the same.
- What kind of cuisine is on premises?Copy !req
254. There's a deli at the gas station
across the street.Copy !req
255. - And what are your spa hours?
- There's no spa.Copy !req
256. Okay, if I wanted to have a big gala,
could I use your grand ballroom for that,Copy !req
257. or is that booked months in advance?Copy !req
258. I could settle for a demi-ballroom
in a pinch,Copy !req
259. but attire will be formal,
I don't wanna upstage the venue.Copy !req
260. We have zero ballrooms
in this Thrifty Lodge.Copy !req
261. I see. This will do nicely.Copy !req
262. Didn't you tell me once
you always wanted a ballroom?Copy !req
263. Actually, no.
What I wanted was a Belle-room.Copy !req
264. What is that? Like a room full of bells?Copy !req
265. It's a room full of big books,
with big windows and a ladder,Copy !req
266. like Belle got in Beauty and the Beast.Copy !req
267. - And it's called a Belle-room?
- It's called a library.Copy !req
268. But I called it a Belle-room
because it was magical.Copy !req
269. And since it was a name I made up
for a room that wasn't real,Copy !req
270. that meant that it was just mine.Copy !req
271. That's adora-Belle.Copy !req
272. - Hey, Seaborn! Seaborn!
- What's that?Copy !req
273. You're Seaborn's Seahorse Milk, right?Copy !req
274. Ha! That's right.Copy !req
275. Oh, man! Can I get a shellfie?Copy !req
276. That's like a shellfish version
of a selfie.Copy !req
277. - Hmm?
- Go, take a picture.Copy !req
278. It'll make their day.Copy !req
279. - You sure? You don't mind?
- I'll be in the room.Copy !req
280. Don't stay out
with your new friends too late.Copy !req
281. Hey, guys. I'm coming down.
What other of my things do you like?Copy !req
282. Wow, yeah!Copy !req
283. Okay, so...Copy !req
284. Oh.Copy !req
285. Hey.Copy !req
286. So the supplier said,
"I really oughta give Iowa a try."Copy !req
287. But I said, "Buddy, Kansas City's
about as far as I can go."Copy !req
288. Long story short,
we're meeting in St. Louis.Copy !req
289. Huh?Copy !req
290. - Hey!
- I need to talk to Hollyhock!Copy !req
291. - She's not here.
- You have to let me see her.Copy !req
292. Please, I flew all the way here
and it's Wichita,Copy !req
293. so it's not like
I got other shit to do in Wichita.Copy !req
294. No one told you to come here.Copy !req
295. You're the one
who likes foreign movies, right?Copy !req
296. That part in Amelie,
where she listens to the guy's story?Copy !req
297. This is that part.
And I'm the guy with the story.Copy !req
298. And I need you to be Amelie right now.Copy !req
299. I don't like foreign movies.
I like foreign films.Copy !req
300. Okay, you're impossible.Copy !req
301. The rest of you, please,
just listen for a second.Copy !req
302. I know you hate me.
But for Hollyhock, please, listen.Copy !req
303. Whole time she's staying with me,
it doesn't make sense, right?Copy !req
304. If I'm her father,
where is her mother?Copy !req
305. Well, that's an extremely
heteronormative wayCopy !req
306. - of looking at things.
- No, I'm saying, medically,Copy !req
307. where is the woman I had sex with
that made her be born?Copy !req
308. Right? That's why Hollyhock
came to L.A. in the first place.Copy !req
309. Okay...Copy !req
310. But then I thought,
"What if I'm not her father?"Copy !req
311. You're not her father.
We are her fathers.Copy !req
312. You're her fathers. Yeah. I know, I know.Copy !req
313. Eight of you, each have
your own cute thing, I get it.Copy !req
314. My point is, Hollyhock and I
have the same DNA,Copy !req
315. but that doesn't mean I'm her father.Copy !req
316. You're not.
Because being a father isn't just—Copy !req
317. God, I feel like you are
willfully misunderstanding me.Copy !req
318. What I am saying is,
I'm not even her father biologically.Copy !req
319. - Excuse me?
- My father is her father.Copy !req
320. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
321. I went to every hospital
and clerk house in L.A.Copy !req
322. I waited in lines, filled out forms,
talked to anyone who would talk to me.Copy !req
323. I wouldn't rest until I knew
I'd done everything I could.Copy !req
324. But there was no record
of a little horse girlCopy !req
325. born on Hollyhock's birthday...Copy !req
326. Okay, so?Copy !req
327. in L.A., because Hollyhock
wasn't born in L.A.Copy !req
328. She was born in San Francisco.Copy !req
329. I got a little bug in my brain
that my father knocked up the help.Copy !req
330. So I went up there, and I did
the whole thing again, and I found it.Copy !req
331. The birth certificate
with her mother's name,Copy !req
332. clear as day, Henrietta Platchkey.Copy !req
333. - That's—
- But where is she now, right?Copy !req
334. Looked her up on Facebook.
I know what you think:Copy !req
335. "BoJack Horseman
has a Facebook account?"Copy !req
336. Obviously, I didn't,
because the Internet is for nerds.Copy !req
337. But I know it's a good way to find people,
so I set up an account, and I found her.Copy !req
338. She lives in Minneapolis.
She's a nurse.Copy !req
339. Her phone number
was on her Facebook page.Copy !req
340. And I wanted Hollyhock to have it.Copy !req
341. - You did all that?
- She has to know.Copy !req
342. You don't have to tell her I was here.
I'll stay out of her life forever.Copy !req
343. You can tell her I'm an asshole.
Say you found this on your own.Copy !req
344. I don't care, but you have
to tell her. Please.Copy !req
345. Whittagut dittagoo yittagoo
gittaguys thittagink?Copy !req
346. Hittagollittagy-hittagock's
stittagill frittagail.Copy !req
347. - Guys—
- Littaget's jittagustCopy !req
348. tittagell hittagim whittagut hittagee
wittagants tittagoo hittageer.Copy !req
349. - All right, BoJack. We'll tell her.
- Yeah?Copy !req
350. Yeah. But you need to leave.
Right now.Copy !req
351. Okay.Copy !req
352. Welcome to the best
workout routine in L.A.Copy !req
353. Nothing motivates like fear.Copy !req
354. So remember, once you're in there,
don't stop running.Copy !req
355. If the clown dentists catch you,
they will bite you,Copy !req
356. and they have very healthy teeth.Copy !req
357. Okay, but not really, right?Copy !req
358. Nope, really. They will actually bite you,
and they do actually have rabies.Copy !req
359. Wow, guess I'm gonna
really have to run.Copy !req
360. No more excuses. This is great.Copy !req
361. Exactly! And don't forget...
have fun in there!Copy !req
362. - Whoo-hoo!
- Let's do this.Copy !req
363. Let's go.Copy !req
364. Well, you did it.
You made a better business.Copy !req
365. We did it.Copy !req
366. Between your no-nonsense approachCopy !req
367. and my the-regular-amount-of-nonsense
approach,Copy !req
368. we make a pretty good team.Copy !req
369. Yes. I'm going back to my job.Copy !req
370. But if anything happens here
and you need me,Copy !req
371. or if you just wanna hang out again,Copy !req
372. grab a drink,
you should call me sometime.Copy !req
373. Oh, um, I should tell you,
I'm actually asexual.Copy !req
374. Yeah, I know. So am I.
That's why I'm asking you out.Copy !req
375. - Oh! Uh, okay.
- Okay. Goodbye.Copy !req
376. Huh.Copy !req
377. - I have to talk to you.
- Make yourself at home.Copy !req
378. I screwed up. I'm sorry.Copy !req
379. I promised you'd do this show.Copy !req
380. I don't know why. I just...
I needed something—Copy !req
381. - I'll do it.
- What?Copy !req
382. You want me to do it, I'll do it.
God knows you've done enough for me.Copy !req
383. What's wrong? I said I'd do it.Copy !req
384. It's just really hard to need people.Copy !req
385. Yeah, but...Copy !req
386. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
387. Eh, it'll be good for me
to get out of the house anyway.Copy !req
388. You want a drink?Copy !req
389. - Water.
- Water? "Water" you pregnant?Copy !req
390. Very much not so.Copy !req
391. - I heard you got a new boyfriend.
- We broke up.Copy !req
392. Oh. Sounds like an asshole.Copy !req
393. He was actually the first guy I ever dated
who wasn't an asshole.Copy !req
394. - Well, onwards and upwards.
- I heard you had a kid living with you?Copy !req
395. No. She's got these adopted dads.Copy !req
396. They're total dicks,
but they take care of her.Copy !req
397. - She'll have a good life.
- Oh.Copy !req
398. You ever think of adopting?Copy !req
399. - More and more lately.
- You should. You'd be a good mom.Copy !req
400. - The world needs good moms.
- I'll take that under advisement.Copy !req
401. Well, I guess I'll see you on set.Copy !req
402. I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
403. Now, back to normal.
Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
404. - Here we are. The rest of our lives.
- I wanna show you something.Copy !req
405. I had the contractor put this together
while we were gone. Close your eyes.Copy !req
406. - Okay...
- All right. Open them.Copy !req
407. - Oh, my God! It's—
- Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
408. - Why would you do this?
- It's what you always wanted, right?Copy !req
409. It's too much. I didn't want it like this.Copy !req
410. - Like what?
- I don't know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
411. This is great. I'm sorry.Copy !req
412. Why would you think I would like this?Copy !req
413. Because you told me
this is what you always dreamed of?Copy !req
414. I don't like big gestures like this!Copy !req
415. - How many times have I—?
- Yeah, but this is—Copy !req
416. This was a fantasy,
something that belonged to me.Copy !req
417. Why couldn't you have asked me—Copy !req
418. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever try
to surprise you, or do nice things.Copy !req
419. Do you know how much it cost
to get 5,000 fake books?Copy !req
420. - So I'm the bitch? Is that what you—
- I'm sorry that I wanted to make our homeCopy !req
421. feel like a place
that you would want to liveCopy !req
422. that could be yours as well as mine!Copy !req
423. Why is that so important to you?Copy !req
424. Because otherwise,
it feels like you're a guest.Copy !req
425. And unlike the talking candlestick
in the aforementioned Disney film,Copy !req
426. I don't want you to be that.Copy !req
427. It makes me feel shitty.Copy !req
428. Like you're just visiting here,Copy !req
429. until the next thing
and you're gonna leave meCopy !req
430. when you get bored
or you find something better.Copy !req
431. Like Katrina did. Like Jessica did.Copy !req
432. You can't use your ex-wives against me.Copy !req
433. I'm just telling you how I feel.Copy !req
434. I was trying to do a nice thing for you.Copy !req
435. This is not how I thought
this would go at all.Copy !req
436. Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter.
Back to normal, right?Copy !req
437. You know, sometimes I feel like
our marriage is like a magic eye poster.Copy !req
438. - I love those things.
- I know.Copy !req
439. And it's messy. And at first glance,
it doesn't seem to make any sense.Copy !req
440. And it's hard to figure out.Copy !req
441. But sometimes,Copy !req
442. if you squint at it just right,
everything lines up,Copy !req
443. and it's the most perfect...
beautiful, amazing thing.Copy !req
444. Yeah. I know what you mean.Copy !req
445. But...Copy !req
446. I'm so tired of squinting.Copy !req
447. Oh...Copy !req
448. What?Copy !req
449. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
450. - Hollyhock.
- Hi.Copy !req
451. - How are you?
- Listen...Copy !req
452. I wanted to thank you
for finding my mom.Copy !req
453. - They told you?
- Not exactly.Copy !req
454. They have this secret dad language
they think I don't understand,Copy !req
455. but it's super obvious
what they're saying.Copy !req
456. You're too smart
for your own good.Copy !req
457. So, yeah, I've been talking
to Henrietta on the phoneCopy !req
458. and she seems really nice.Copy !req
459. Really? Wow!Copy !req
460. I'm gonna visit her in Minneapolis.
I'm at the airport right now.Copy !req
461. Right now? That's incredible.Copy !req
462. No, what's incredible
is this place at the airportCopy !req
463. charged me ten dollars
for a cup of fruit.Copy !req
464. - What?
- And get this.Copy !req
465. It's like 90 percent honeydew.Copy !req
466. Are you kidding me? Why?Copy !req
467. What on-the-go jet-setter's demanding
more honeydew in his or her fruit cup?Copy !req
468. Nobody ever wants honeydew,
it's always there.Copy !req
469. It is literally the worst part
of everything it's in.Copy !req
470. It's like the Jared Leto of fruits.Copy !req
471. Thank you. Exactly.Copy !req
472. Mmm.Copy !req
473. Well...Copy !req
474. Anyway,
they're about to start boarding, so...Copy !req
475. Hollyhock, I'm sorry
I didn't take better care of you.Copy !req
476. I shouldn't have moved in with you.
It was maybe too much too fast.Copy !req
477. - Yeah.
- But it wasn't all bad.Copy !req
478. I mean, yeah,
I got secretly drugged for months on endCopy !req
479. to the point I was living a nightmare
in which I couldn't recognize my own bodyCopy !req
480. or understand what was happening
to my brain, but,Copy !req
481. other than that,
it was a pretty chill experience.Copy !req
482. I should have protected you.Copy !req
483. I really wanted to be
a good dad to you, Hollyhock.Copy !req
484. Well, turns out you're not my dad at all.Copy !req
485. Yeah. Good thing, I guess.Copy !req
486. Yeah. Good thing.Copy !req
487. So, uh, Minneapolis, huh?
Did you rent a car or a cab?Copy !req
488. BoJack, it's all taken care of.
I gotta go.Copy !req
489. Is there anything, uh, I can do?Copy !req
490. I can upgrade your seats, or...
or send you better fruit.Copy !req
491. BoJack, look,
I never needed you to be a dad.Copy !req
492. I'm going to be fine.Copy !req
493. I told you from the beginning,
I have eight dads.Copy !req
494. Yeah. Yeah. Good.Copy !req
495. But... I've never had a brother.Copy !req