1. Guys, I think we could use
another phone jack over here.Copy !req
2. Cabracadabra.
We wanna reach out and grab you.Copy !req
3. - No, we're a cab company.
- Can you toss me the thing?Copy !req
4. - Sorry. The other thing.
Okay. Watch the couch.Copy !req
5. Hey. Goddammit!Copy !req
6. - I apologize for... I understand.Copy !req
7. Mind if I put you on hold one second?Copy !req
8. Don't put me on hold.
Do you know who I am?Copy !req
9. I just won a Baby's Choice Award,
the winner of whichCopy !req
10. has gone to take home the Oscar
seven of the last 15 years.Copy !req
11. So, yeah, that BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
12. Otherwise known as the guy you keep
sending your dumb newspaper toCopy !req
13. even though I never subscribed to it.Copy !req
14. I'm putting you on hold.Copy !req
15. - We have a situation, sir.
- Talk to me.Copy !req
16. Guy's name is BoJack Horseman.
He's pretty steamed.Copy !req
17. I've tried everything, but we might need
to bring the Closer in on this one.Copy !req
18. Calm down. We can sort this out
without having to get the Closer involved.Copy !req
19. Did you offer 26 weeks
at 50 percent off the newsstand price?Copy !req
20. I went through the entire checklist, sir.
Even offered him a free tote bag.Copy !req
21. What kind of monster says no
to a tote bag? Good work, rep.Copy !req
22. You've done all that could be
expected of you. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
23. Yeah, Got it. Right.
I understand. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
24. God help us...Copy !req
25. Is what I'd say if we needed God's help.
Fortunately, we got one better.Copy !req
26. Morning. Good morning.
How was your weekend? How are you?Copy !req
27. Good work yesterday.
Get out of my way, please.Copy !req
28. We have a situation on line two.
Name's Horseman. BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
29. Thank you. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
30. Hello, good morning, and I say this
with 100 percent sincerity...Copy !req
31. How can I help you?Copy !req
32. I never subscribed to the L.A. Gazette.
I do not read the L.A. Gazette.Copy !req
33. I have called this number so many times
to stop sending it to me.Copy !req
34. Yet every morning, I open my door
on a new edition of the L.A. Gazette.Copy !req
35. It's like I'm in a boring episode
of The Twilight Zone.Copy !req
36. Sir, we are going to unravel this mystery.Copy !req
37. But before we dig in,
is there anything I can get you?Copy !req
38. A glass of ice water perhaps?Copy !req
39. Yeah, sure, I'd love a glass of ice water.Copy !req
40. Fabulous. Johnny will get that to you
in three, two, one...Copy !req
41. - Uh... huh.Copy !req
42. I see you've been receiving
our paper for six months,Copy !req
43. but there's no record of you
ever registering a complaint.Copy !req
44. From whence the hostility, counselor?Copy !req
45. It wasn't a problem until recently,
because up until a week agoCopy !req
46. the boy who lives with me used the paper
to make a giant paper-mâché Todd head.Copy !req
47. - What was that?
- I live with my best friend, Todd.Copy !req
48. Good kid, but sometimes
he gets ideas to do things.Copy !req
49. - Pretty scary, right?
- Yes. What the hell is that?Copy !req
50. Giant Todd Head, of course.Copy !req
51. I've been working on him
for the last six months.Copy !req
52. What? Why?Copy !req
53. It all started
when a rustling from the kitchenCopy !req
54. jostled me from tender slumber.Copy !req
55. Uh...Copy !req
56. What was that?Copy !req
57. If there's a ghost present,
please do not screamCopy !req
58. or have a skull face or be wearing
a tattered white satin gown.Copy !req
59. Someone or something is stealing our food.Copy !req
60. I made a giant papier-mâché Todd head
to scare it away. Think it'll work?Copy !req
61. If I made a giant papier-mâché me head,
would you stop eating my food?Copy !req
62. You should take this seriously.
We might have an infestation.Copy !req
63. We do have an infestation, of Todds.
Look at that, they're getting bigger.Copy !req
64. And? Did the head help to ameliorate
your pest peccadillo?Copy !req
65. No. Todd abandoned the project as soon
as he started working on Cabracadabra.Copy !req
66. - What's Cabracadabra?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
67. - What's Cabracadabra?
- That's what I said.Copy !req
68. - What's Cabracadabra?
- That's what we want you to say.Copy !req
69. If I didn't know any better,
you were about to pitch an idea.Copy !req
70. - We are about to pitch you an idea.
- I did not know better.Copy !req
71. Has this ever happened to you?
Hey, where you headed?Copy !req
72. Oh, yes. That happens to me all the time.Copy !req
73. - We're not at the main part yet.
- I'm so sorry. Please continue.Copy !req
74. - To the opera, good sir.
- Okay.Copy !req
75. Am I watching to see if the whole thing
has happened to me?Copy !req
76. - Or looking for one specific thing?
- Kind of both.Copy !req
77. So I just keep watching until I see
something that has happened to me?Copy !req
78. - Yes.
- What if we get to the end,Copy !req
79. none of it has ever happened to me?Copy !req
80. Maybe just try to put yourself
in Emily's shoes right now.Copy !req
81. Got it. Sorry for the interruption.
Please continue.Copy !req
82. - So, is this where you live?
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
83. - Alone or are you in a relationship?
- This hardly seems appropriate.Copy !req
84. Driver, you're starting
to make me feel uncomfortable.Copy !req
85. Yeah, Todd. What are you doing?Copy !req
86. Has a creepy driver
ever given you his numberCopy !req
87. or told you that you reminded him
of his dead girlfriend?Copy !req
88. Or repeated your address slowly,
like he was trying to memorize it?Copy !req
89. - No, never.
- Unfortunately, if you are a womanCopy !req
90. all those things
would happen to you every day.Copy !req
91. That's right, Todd.
According to my own research,Copy !req
92. nine out of ten men
are total dirtbag creeps, just the worst.Copy !req
93. But what if there was a ride-share service
that could guaranteeCopy !req
94. no creepy men drivers
because there are no men drivers at all?Copy !req
95. What are you saying, robot drivers?Copy !req
96. What if they become sentient
and try to murder us, or unionize?Copy !req
97. That could be a real headache.Copy !req
98. No, not murderous robots. Women.Copy !req
99. Todd, you have done it again.Copy !req
100. Actually, Emily and I
came up with it together.Copy !req
101. Todd and Emily,
you've done it again for the first time.Copy !req
102. And that's why we're setting up shop
at your house.Copy !req
103. Why does it have to be my house?Copy !req
104. There's no room
at Mr. Peanutbutter's house.Copy !req
105. It's full of spaghetti strainers.Copy !req
106. - Why?
- Who can recall?Copy !req
107. I figure the longer they're there,
the bigger the payoff.Copy !req
108. And they've been sitting there
for months now.Copy !req
109. So you can bet
the payoff's going to be pretty huge.Copy !req
110. So, why did you let them use your house?Copy !req
111. Hey, Todd, where do you want this...?Copy !req
112. Uh...Copy !req
113. I felt guilty.
About what?Copy !req
114. Todd had this old girlfriend.
I met her a couple weeks back.Copy !req
115. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
116. - What are you still doing up?
- I got thirsty.Copy !req
117. Then you came to the right place.Copy !req
118. Should we call Todd,
see if he wants to join us?Copy !req
119. I'm tired of trying to figure out
what Todd wants.Copy !req
120. And what do you want?Copy !req
121. - I'll start with a whiskey.
- My kind of girl.Copy !req
122. - So then we had sex.
- What? Why?Copy !req
123. I was lonely? She was there?
Why does anyone have sex with anyone?Copy !req
124. Intimacy, affection, a deep need
to connect to the world at large.Copy !req
125. The same reasons three million people
subscribe to the L.A. Gazette.Copy !req
126. - What?
- I'm getting ahead of myself.Copy !req
127. Please, continue your story.Copy !req
128. - You should go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. That was a mistake.Copy !req
130. Agreed. A wonderful, sexy mistake
for you and a regular mistake for me.Copy !req
131. No, it was a regular mistake for me, too.Copy !req
132. - What are we gonna tell Todd?
- Nothing, obviously.Copy !req
133. - I don't want to hurt him.
- Neither do I.Copy !req
134. - That's why we won't tell him.
- I feel like we should tell him.Copy !req
135. That feeling is you selfishly
trying to assuage your guilt.Copy !req
136. If you cared about Todd,
you would keep this a secret forever.Copy !req
137. I'm not good at lying.Copy !req
138. Ask me if when I was a little girl,
did I ever used to put a stuffed animalCopy !req
139. in my underpants
and rock back and forth on it.Copy !req
140. When you were a little girl,
did you ever do that thing you said?Copy !req
141. What? Get— No!Copy !req
142. I think it's gonna be fine.
Why would it even come up?Copy !req
143. Not like there's any reason
the three of usCopy !req
144. would ever be in a room together again.Copy !req
145. BoJack, you remember Emily, right?Copy !req
146. - I've never seen you before in my life.
- No.Copy !req
147. - You don't remember BoJack?
- Oh, yeah. BoJack.Copy !req
148. What... why... What are you here?
Why are you doing at Todd's house?Copy !req
149. Todd's house? This is my house.Copy !req
150. It's cool if we set up shop here, right?
That's not gonna be weird?Copy !req
151. What? Why would that be weird?Copy !req
152. - What are you implying?
- Nothing.Copy !req
153. It's not weird for me either,
if we're keeping track of weirdnesses.Copy !req
154. - Okay, what is going on here?
- Why would you? I don't even—Copy !req
155. - Literally nothing going on.
- No, something's going on.Copy !req
156. I've got a nose for news.Copy !req
157. In this case, Nu is the Greek letter
representing the variableCopy !req
158. for "What Is Going On?"Copy !req
159. So let's solve for Nu, shall we?Copy !req
160. I think someone's not saying something
to someone else about something.Copy !req
161. - That's crazy.
- I know what it is.Copy !req
162. Cabracadabra's going to be huge.Copy !req
163. No one wants to say it out loud
because we're afraid we'll jinx it.Copy !req
164. Yeah. That is exactly what it is.Copy !req
165. Yes. Your stupid business
is gonna be very successful.Copy !req
166. - Yes.
- Glad that's out in the open.Copy !req
167. We all know what everyone was thinking,
we don't need to askCopy !req
168. any more questions
or do any wondering about mysteries.Copy !req
169. Nope.Copy !req
170. If you'll excuse me,
I need to go watch a sport.Copy !req
171. Great idea.Copy !req
172. The worst part is things have actually
been going really well with Todd.Copy !req
173. Our friendship is in a really good place.Copy !req
174. Last week he said,Copy !req
175. "Did you know the wiener dog
is neither a wiener nor a dog?"Copy !req
176. Instead of saying,
"Shut up, Todd," I said, "Okay."Copy !req
177. So, why did you
sleep with Emily?Copy !req
178. Do you think that part of you was getting
uncomfortable with that closeness?Copy !req
179. You felt like you didn't deserve
Todd's friendshipCopy !req
180. and you wanted to somehow
externalize that feeling into action?Copy !req
181. No, man, I think I'm just a dumb asshole.
Can't it just be that?Copy !req
182. When you do bad things,Copy !req
183. you have something you can point to
when people eventually leave you.Copy !req
184. It's not you, you tell yourself,
it's that bad thing you did.Copy !req
185. Do you often keep people at arm's length?Copy !req
186. Are you afraid of being known
and knowing others?Copy !req
187. Yeah, you know, I think that you're
definitely hitting on something realCopy !req
188. that I would love to drill down into,Copy !req
189. but I gotta go
to this marketing meeting now.Copy !req
190. Which is so annoying
because I totally want to keep talkingCopy !req
191. about that thing you're talking about.Copy !req
192. But marketing meetings, right?Copy !req
193. I mean, they're so important.
Can I call you back tomorrow?Copy !req
194. - Of course.
- Great. Bye.Copy !req
195. - So, how was your marketing meeting?
- Weird.Copy !req
196. - Sorry I'm late.
- It's fine. We're just getting started.Copy !req
197. I had the worst morning.Copy !req
198. Hanging on every word. Don't tell us.Copy !req
199. So I drove here, right?Copy !req
200. I'm sitting at the entrance to the garage
when I realize I don't have my key card.Copy !req
201. I gotta drive all the way home to get it.Copy !req
202. When I got there,
I couldn't find it anywhere.Copy !req
203. Suddenly, I remember:
I put it in the glove compartment.Copy !req
204. It was in my car the entire time.Copy !req
205. Okay.Copy !req
206. Because I was driving back and forth
so much, I ran out of gas.Copy !req
207. I pulled into a 76.Copy !req
208. I was about to pump the gas,
I realized I didn't have my credit card,Copy !req
209. when I remembered
it was on my desk at homeCopy !req
210. because I used it to contribute to
my friend's dumb Kickstarter campaign.Copy !req
211. Diane...Copy !req
212. Have you donated
to Virginia's dumb Kickstarter yet?Copy !req
213. - Oh, shit.
- Throw her 50 bucks. You can afford it.Copy !req
214. Yeah, but I don't like feeling
like I have to, Roxy.Copy !req
215. Does the world need
a stop-motion short filmCopy !req
216. about a pig who goes to circus school?Copy !req
217. Think of it like you're doing
a nice thing for your friend.Copy !req
218. Mmm... okay.Copy !req
219. I called a cab to take me home
to get my credit card.Copy !req
220. Then back to the gas station, get my car,
fill it up and come here.Copy !req
221. So that's why I'm late.Copy !req
222. - Why did you tell us that whole story?
- I don't know.Copy !req
223. - Why did you tell me that whole story?
- I don't know.Copy !req
224. Anyway, I had the ad agency whip up
some options for the new Secretariat ads.Copy !req
225. Good news is the movie
is killing out there. Everyone loves it.Copy !req
226. If everyone loves it,
why do we need a new ad campaign?Copy !req
227. These are
the "For Your Consideration" ads.Copy !req
228. They're a reminder to the Academy,
"Have you considered this yet?"Copy !req
229. The Academy doesn't always
consider everything.Copy !req
230. So they need constant
consideration reminders.Copy !req
231. - That's very considerate.
- This one tested the best.Copy !req
232. That's a good one.
The rest of these suck.Copy !req
233. Dumb. Dumb. Stupid. Offensive.Copy !req
234. Ugly. Boring. Typical. Stupid.Copy !req
235. Bad. Hideous. Disgusting. Gross. Cliché.Copy !req
236. - I am really good at this.
- Huh.Copy !req
237. - I kind of like this one.
- How'd that piece of crap get in there?Copy !req
238. We ruled that one out.Copy !req
239. It's actually really powerful.Copy !req
240. What spoke to you
about that particular ad?Copy !req
241. I don't know.Copy !req
242. All the pictures of me,
they looked backwards.Copy !req
243. When I looked at the mirror ad,
I was seeing me as I see myselfCopy !req
244. and I thought
there was something beautiful about that.Copy !req
245. Intimate, almost.Copy !req
246. Of course you like this ad.
When you look at itCopy !req
247. you see Secretariat, I see an old turtle.Copy !req
248. "Hello, old turtle. Are you Secretariat?
No? You're just some old turtle?Copy !req
249. - What the hell? You've aged terribly."
- But you've got the heart of a champion.Copy !req
250. I got a team of cardiologists at Cedars
who say different.Copy !req
251. Isn't that the point of the movie,
that anybody could be Secretariat?Copy !req
252. The point of the movie is to make
a lot of money and win awards.Copy !req
253. If anyone who looks at this ad
is Secretariat,Copy !req
254. why should you win the Oscar?Copy !req
255. He's right, BoJack. Why don't you
leave this to the experts, okay?Copy !req
256. - Yes. You're a star.Copy !req
257. So, you also had sex with your publicist?Copy !req
258. Yeah, couple times.
We have a very complicated relationship.Copy !req
259. It's complicated.Copy !req
260. If our relationship was a Meryl Streep
movie, it would be Doubt.Copy !req
261. Don't forget, you have Ellen tomorrow.Copy !req
262. Don't wear that sweater I hate.Copy !req
263. Yes. You're in charge.Copy !req
264. Okay, you know, I gotta say
I don't feel like I'm in charge.Copy !req
265. If you're gonna throw a tantrum,
forget the whole thing.Copy !req
266. I'm not throwing a tantrum— Why are we
having sex in my car?Copy !req
267. - Can we at least go back to your place?
- No, BoJack.Copy !req
268. I don't know where you live.Copy !req
269. You control every part of my life,
I don't know anything about you.Copy !req
270. - You don't want to know me, BoJack.
- No, I do.Copy !req
271. - I want to be known and know others.
- You don't.Copy !req
272. I know you and I know what you want.
This is exactly what you want.Copy !req
273. What do you think she meant by that?Copy !req
274. Better question:
Why am I still getting the L.A. Gazette?Copy !req
275. Do you think getting the paper every day
is a reminder of Todd's papier-mâché head?Copy !req
276. The project he abandoned
to make time for the old girlfriendCopy !req
277. you spent an intimate night with?Copy !req
278. Could that be why you want
to cancel your subscription?Copy !req
279. No. I want to cancel my subscription
because newspapers are dumb.Copy !req
280. I feel I'm very clear on this point.Copy !req
281. Every morning,
someone knocks on my door and says,Copy !req
282. "Throw away this garbage for me."Copy !req
283. So you don't feel any guilt
about your tryst with Emily?Copy !req
284. Well, I have had trouble sleeping.Copy !req
285. You're silly.
No, you're silly.Copy !req
286. Oh, God.Copy !req
287. - Okay, your turn, truth or dare.
- Truth.Copy !req
288. What is the worst recent thing you did
to someone who cared about you?Copy !req
289. - The worst thing? Or the most recent?
- Both.Copy !req
290. Can you keep it down, please?
Some people are trying to sleep.Copy !req
291. - We are keeping it down.
- We've been really quiet.Copy !req
292. - You're basically shouting.
- Sorry.Copy !req
293. - Do you want me to whisper? Like this?
- Yeah, we can be real whispery.Copy !req
294. No, because then I'll hear the
"psst, psst, psst."Copy !req
295. And I'll be up all night
wondering what you're talking about.Copy !req
296. - Uh, what would we be talking about?
- Yeah, BoJack.Copy !req
297. What would we be talking about?Copy !req
298. I don't know. Dumb stuff.Copy !req
299. Forget it. Can't sleep here.
I'm gonna go sleep in my boat.Copy !req
300. - Freeze, candy ass.Copy !req
301. - Character Actress Margo Mart—?
- I said, "Freeze."Copy !req
302. Hold on. Are you telling me
esteemed character actressCopy !req
303. and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale
has been living in your boat?Copy !req
304. Is this one of those situations where
everything we discuss is confidential,Copy !req
305. due to customer
service rep-client privilege?Copy !req
306. Of course.Copy !req
307. Then yes,
Margo Martindale is living in my boat.Copy !req
308. - How long have you been in here?
- Well, after the incident in Yorba Linda.Copy !req
309. - Eh...Copy !req
310. Well, Margo, old gal,Copy !req
311. looks like you've bought yourself
another day of freedom.Copy !req
312. But at what cost?Copy !req
313. I knew I had to lay low.
Go off the grid, disappear.Copy !req
314. I know what "lay low" means.Copy !req
315. So, I disappeared for a little bit.Copy !req
316. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
317. Somewhere I knew I had no chance
of being discovered—Copy !req
318. regional theater.Copy !req
319. I did a run at the La Jolla Playhouse
in an obscure Tennessee Williams play.Copy !req
320. I have ambition, sir.Copy !req
321. Dreams that don't incorporate
the concerns of cynics like you.Copy !req
322. Cynic.
Always laughing that terrible laugh.Copy !req
323. - Ramona...
- Well, go ahead and laugh.Copy !req
324. Laugh your life away. I can laugh, too.Copy !req
325. Ramona, I'm telling you...Copy !req
326. She's dead.Copy !req
327. I was good. Too good.Copy !req
328. The San Diego Union-Tribune
called me, "A talent to watch."Copy !req
329. I knew I had to get out of there.Copy !req
330. And you've been living here ever since?Copy !req
331. That's right. I also did an arc
on The Good Wife.Copy !req
332. - Other than that, laying low.
- The Good Wife?Copy !req
333. How did you go on a nationally broadcast
TV show with no one catching you?Copy !req
334. I disappeared into the role, BoJack.
It's called acting. Try it sometime.Copy !req
335. And you're the one
who's been stealing our food.Copy !req
336. You already know too much.Copy !req
337. Smoke bomb.
Hi-yah!Copy !req
338. - Why did you throw a plum on the floor?
- Thought it was a smoke bomb.Copy !req
339. Where are my smoke bombs?Copy !req
340. I'm gonna go sleep by the pool.Copy !req
341. - Hey. BoJack's back.
- Yup.Copy !req
342. My two favorite people
in a room together with me.Copy !req
343. - You bet.
- Isn't this great, BoJack?Copy !req
344. - The three of us under one roof?
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. It's like Three Men and a Baby.Copy !req
346. But there's only two men,
and the baby's a lady.Copy !req
347. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
348. With all this turmoil and upheaval,Copy !req
349. sure would be nice to have
something you can depend on.Copy !req
350. Something that arrives every day
at your doorstep,Copy !req
351. with a robust arts section.Copy !req
352. Let me tell you something
about the L.A. Gazette.Copy !req
353. I don't think you finished the story
about your publicist.Copy !req
354. What happened when you told her
you wanted to know her?Copy !req
355. Oh, right. Well...Copy !req
356. If we're gonna work together
and also have weird kinky car sex,Copy !req
357. I wanna know something about you.Copy !req
358. What do you wanna know?Copy !req
359. I was married once.
I have a son I'm not allowed to see.Copy !req
360. - My favorite fruit is honeydew.
- Gross, is that true?Copy !req
361. Does it matter?Copy !req
362. Listen, I've been
with guys like you before,Copy !req
363. and I know this thing works better
if we keep a little distance.Copy !req
364. And...Copy !req
365. Well, that worked.
- Okay, we're done. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
366. So, that's how you left things?Copy !req
367. That's how she left things.
But then I followed her home.Copy !req
368. You did what?Copy !req
369. She lives in this
tiny apartment in the Valley.Copy !req
370. I could see her through the window
and I just watched her being... normal.Copy !req
371. Oh!Copy !req
372. There's something very intimateCopy !req
373. about watching a person be herself.Copy !req
374. But it wasn't good intimate,
like when you see your mom cry.Copy !req
375. It was bad intimate,Copy !req
376. like when your dad writes a poem
about Lena Horne's nipples,Copy !req
377. makes you read it out loud
so he can hear if it scans.Copy !req
378. She warned you
that you wouldn't want to know her.Copy !req
379. Yeah. She was right.Copy !req
380. It's so sad that when you see someone
as they really are, it ruins them.Copy !req
381. - Do you have someone you can talk to?
- About what?Copy !req
382. These feelings you have,
your self-destructive behavior.Copy !req
383. You know that old joke
about how many psychiatristsCopy !req
384. does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer is just one,Copy !req
385. but the light bulb has to want to change?Copy !req
386. - I don't know that joke.
- That's it. That's the whole joke.Copy !req
387. The light bulb has to want to change.Copy !req
388. Yeah. Psychiatrists are idiots.Copy !req
389. That's actually not the point of the joke.Copy !req
390. - Hey. I need to talk to you.
- What the... I'm on the phone.Copy !req
391. I got nominated for the Craig Noel Award
from the San Diego Theatre Critics Circle.Copy !req
392. Oh, it's too much heat.Copy !req
393. I'm taking your boat out
to international waters.Copy !req
394. You never saw me.Copy !req
395. On the phone.Copy !req
396. I don't want to talk to anybody.Copy !req
397. What I want is to have control
over my own life.Copy !req
398. Which is why I'm begging youCopy !req
399. to please cancel my delivery
of the L.A. Gazette.Copy !req
400. - I don't think you want to do that.
- I promise you I do.Copy !req
401. No, because that's just theater.Copy !req
402. It allows you to think you're in control,
but the whole idea of control is a myth.Copy !req
403. The universe is a wild beast.Copy !req
404. You can't tame it.
All you can do is try to live inside it.Copy !req
405. Live inside the beast?
That's a mixed metaphor.Copy !req
406. - But... you're right.
- Great.Copy !req
407. I'm going to sign you up
for another six months.Copy !req
408. Since you've been such a sport,
I'm throwing in a tote bag.Copy !req
409. Thanks.
You've given me a lot to think about.Copy !req
410. Okay, so I'm a passenger.Copy !req
411. Remember the three D's:
drive safely, drive efficiently,Copy !req
412. and don't harass the passenger.Copy !req
413. - Todd, can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure. Driver, pull over, please.Copy !req
414. - Can I talk to you alone?
- Of course.Copy !req
415. Driver, put up the partition, please.Copy !req
416. I've been thinking,
and you should do this without me.Copy !req
417. What? But the whole point
is we're doing it together.Copy !req
418. But you don't need me anymore.Copy !req
419. You have a whole team of coders,Copy !req
420. and I don't think that I can work
in this house.Copy !req
421. - What's wrong with the house?
- Todd, I just—Copy !req
422. - I need to go.Copy !req
423. I don't understand.Copy !req
424. Did I do something
to make you feel uncomfortable?Copy !req
425. No. You are great. It's me and... BoJack.Copy !req
426. BoJack?
What did he do this time?Copy !req
427. I don't think
I've been a very good friend to you.Copy !req
428. Things happened and...Copy !req
429. I don't think BoJack's been
a very good friend to you either.Copy !req
430. - Oh, okay.
- You should buy me out of the company.Copy !req
431. No, no, no, keep your share.Copy !req
432. Who knows?
It might be worth something someday.Copy !req
433. You're sweet, Todd.Copy !req
434. You shouldn't waste that on people
who don't deserve it.Copy !req
435. Hey, you want this plum?
I found it in the kitchen.Copy !req
436. Sure.Copy !req
437. Whoa!Copy !req
438. Weird plum.Copy !req
439. How did you know where I live?Copy !req
440. - Ana...
- You need to leave.Copy !req
441. No, I know that it's exciting
to remain mysterious and in control,Copy !req
442. but control is a myth.Copy !req
443. That's a conclusion
I came to recently by myself.Copy !req
444. I can't do this now.Copy !req
445. I don't want to go home tonight.
I want to sleep in your bed,Copy !req
446. I wanna see what
you look like waking up.Copy !req
447. You are a beautiful,
sexy, fascinating, terrifying woman.Copy !req
448. And I want to know you.
I'm not afraid of that.Copy !req
449. And you don't have to be, either.Copy !req
450. Okay.Copy !req
451. And I want to go with the mirror ads
for Secretariat.Copy !req
452. - BoJack, no, listen.
- Ana.Copy !req
453. This is my campaign,
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
454. Call up Turteltaub and tell him
I won't be pushed around on this.Copy !req
455. I'm the star and what I say goes.Copy !req
456. Okay.Copy !req
457. Hmm...Copy !req
458. It kind of just looks like
a billboard for the sky.Copy !req
459. - I didn't think this part through.
- No kidding.Copy !req
460. The sky is Secretariat? The sky
wants you to nominate it for an Oscar?Copy !req
461. It is eerily beautiful.Copy !req
462. Like an art piece
that resists interpretation.Copy !req
463. Oh, good. Yeah. Wouldn't want the ad
for my movie to be interpretable.Copy !req
464. If you stand where I'm standing,Copy !req
465. you see a reflection
of the KIIS-FM billboard.Copy !req
466. Beautiful. So we spent half a million
dollars on an Oscar campaign for KIIS-FM.Copy !req
467. I'd hate to drive here at rush hour.Copy !req
468. When the sun goes down
and hits that billboard,Copy !req
469. that's gonna—
That's gonna be a real problem.Copy !req
470. Well, the good news is
BoJack got what he wanted.Copy !req
471. Ugh.Copy !req