1. So, at the end of the day,Copy !req
2. I'm just a regular guy trying
to live a regular life.Copy !req
3. Remember that time you peed
in Drew Barrymore's car?Copy !req
4. Uh, yes, I remember that.
Why do you remember that?Copy !req
5. It was in your book.Copy !req
6. - You should do that to someone here.
- What? No.Copy !req
7. Well, anyway, I can't believe
I'm on a date with BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
8. I feel like that anonymous girl
from Chapter 8 of your bookCopy !req
9. mixed with the pluck and determination
of that anonymous girlCopy !req
10. - from Chapter 12.
- We don't need to dwell on the past.Copy !req
11. Wait, shut up.
Is this the restaurant you boughtCopy !req
12. when you were trying
to show up Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
13. - Uh... No.
- Hey, this table's a little wobbly.Copy !req
14. Want to yell at the waiter
and make a scene?Copy !req
15. - No, I don't need...
- Come on, do that BoJack thingCopy !req
16. where you make a big deal
and everyone laughs,Copy !req
17. but at the same time we relate,Copy !req
18. because you're saying
the things polite society won't.Copy !req
19. That's not... Ugh...Copy !req
20. - Is everything all right over here?
- No, everything is not all right.Copy !req
21. This table's been wobbling all evening.Copy !req
22. If I wanted to flop around and get seasick
for an hour, I'd call your mother.Copy !req
23. - Something in that area or...?
- Take me home nowCopy !req
24. and don't let me get out of bed
until I turn horse-colored.Copy !req
25. - What are you doing?
- Did you want me to stay?Copy !req
26. No, I wanted you to leave more quietly.Copy !req
27. Some of us here are trying
to forget you exist.Copy !req
28. "Forget you exist."
Classic BoJack. Love it.Copy !req
29. - Oh, my God, are you Todd?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
30. "Shut up, Todd!"Copy !req
31. Aw, okay.Copy !req
32. Hey, Todd, can you drive me
to get my car?Copy !req
33. I wanted to be responsible last night,
so I Ubered homeCopy !req
34. - and left my car in the fountain.
- Sorry, BoJack.Copy !req
35. I gotta get ready for my grand opening.
It's finally happening. My Disneyland.Copy !req
36. I realize that by saying "what"
I might set off a chain of eventsCopy !req
37. whereby we continue this conversation,
but what?Copy !req
38. Well, remember when I first moved in
and I kept askingCopy !req
39. - if we could go to Disneyland?
- I do not.Copy !req
40. And then you said
that there was no Disneyland.Copy !req
41. - No.
- That Disneyland was a made-up lie,Copy !req
42. like the tooth fairy, that parents use
to get their kids to behave.Copy !req
43. - Oh, yeah, that shut you up.
- Sure did.Copy !req
44. But then I thought,
why isn't there a Disneyland?Copy !req
45. People would love it!Copy !req
46. So, I took matters into my own hands,Copy !req
47. and over the last five years,
I built my own Disneyland.Copy !req
48. You've been doing this for five years?
How have you never mentioned it?Copy !req
49. I bought that cheap plot of non-arable
dirt by the toxic waste dumpCopy !req
50. - up the hill from the old fire station.
- Okay, Todd.Copy !req
51. - I'm gonna build a Disneyland.
- Sounds great, champ.Copy !req
52. If it wasn't for that,
she never would've gotten sober.Copy !req
53. Just finished drawing up blueprints
for that Disneyland I'm building.Copy !req
54. Kind of busy here, Todd.Copy !req
55. So, it turned out to be a good thing
I peed in her car.Copy !req
56. Sorry for all the noise.Copy !req
57. Got this crew of worker bees
to help me build my Disneyland.Copy !req
58. Okay, I get it. You are building
your own Disneyland.Copy !req
59. - Literally the first I'm hearing of this.
- Anyway, tomorrow we open the gates.Copy !req
60. Finally, people will have a place to go
after they win the Super Bowl.Copy !req
61. But you do know
that there already is a Disneyland?Copy !req
62. - Yeah, I built it.
- No, I mean the real Disneyland.Copy !req
63. You mean, the one in the hearts
and minds of children everywhere?Copy !req
64. - The one in Anaheim!
- I think we're saying the same thing.Copy !req
65. Are we?Copy !req
66. Well, I think it's safe
to take the cone off.Copy !req
67. I can do it for a small co-pay.Copy !req
68. Can't say I'll miss it,Copy !req
69. but we did have some crazy adventures
together these last few weeks.Copy !req
70. Honey, would you rub my chin for me
so I can remember things?Copy !req
71. Oh, um, okay. Uh...Copy !req
72. Yeah, memories.Copy !req
73. Hey, where should we go for my first meal
after the operation?Copy !req
74. It's not an operation,
but we could go to Storky's again.Copy !req
75. Oh, yeah! We're finally due
for our free sub.Copy !req
76. "Storky's,
where your 81st sandwich is free."Copy !req
77. We've been there 80 times?
It just opened last month.Copy !req
78. Yeah, but you love it, so whenever
you suggest it, I always say yes.Copy !req
79. Yeah, but 80 times?Copy !req
80. Well, that'll be $6000.Copy !req
81. Good thing you're getting
a free sandwich, huh?Copy !req
82. What the...?Copy !req
83. Huh?Copy !req
84. Okay, you guys.
You vultures are killing me!Copy !req
85. I'm sure he's talking about
other vultures.Copy !req
86. Ah, the Valley.Copy !req
87. Because sometimes you wanna go
where no one knows your name.Copy !req
88. - BoJack Horseman!
- Pinky? Hey, how are you?Copy !req
89. Oh, great!Copy !req
90. - How's the book biz?
- Who knows?Copy !req
91. I jumped off that burning ship.
Print media? What a joke.Copy !req
92. Now I got a job
in broadcast network television,Copy !req
93. a booming industry
with nowhere to go but up.Copy !req
94. Oh, God.Copy !req
95. - What are you doing here?
- Oh, my boss loves this place.Copy !req
96. Do you know Wanda Pierce?Copy !req
97. Wanda just got named head
of programming at MBN.Copy !req
98. We're here to celebrate.Copy !req
99. Well, that and she just woke up
from a 30-year coma.Copy !req
100. Wait, she just got out
of a 30-year comaCopy !req
101. and she's the head of programming
at a major broadcast network?Copy !req
102. She's been with the company 30 years.
Everyone above her kept getting fired.Copy !req
103. Besides, she's got
some really fresh ideas.Copy !req
104. I am really feeling
The Kirk Cameron Show.Copy !req
105. I don't even need a pilot.
Let's just order 22 episodes.Copy !req
106. How about a new show
where celebrities try to guessCopy !req
107. whether or not people have talent?Copy !req
108. We'll air it three nights a week.Copy !req
109. Okay, what if we got relevant superstar
David CopperfieldCopy !req
110. to make
the World Trade Center disappear?Copy !req
111. I hate to be the one to tell you this,Copy !req
112. but David Copperfield really isn't
a big draw anymore.Copy !req
113. Actually, everything feels freshCopy !req
114. if you just forget
the last 30 years ever happened.Copy !req
115. Huh.Copy !req
116. And here's a special request.Copy !req
117. I've never even heard of this song,Copy !req
118. but let's give it a spin:
"Special Feeling."Copy !req
119. Wanda, meet
the one and only BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
120. - Who?
- BoJack.Copy !req
121. - Who?
- BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
122. Is that name supposed
to mean something to me?Copy !req
123. - Do you want to go skate?
- Nah. You know what they say,Copy !req
124. you can lead a horse to roller,
but you can't make him rink.Copy !req
125. - What?
- That's really funny.Copy !req
126. - You're funny.
- Really?Copy !req
127. Oh, my God. You should be on TV,Copy !req
128. which, holy shit, they're flat now.Copy !req
129. Actually, I was on. You know what,
I'm sick of talking about me.Copy !req
130. Let's talk about you.Copy !req
131. Next thing I know,
I'm waking up from a 30-year coma.Copy !req
132. So, now I'm sleeping on my sister's couch,
but it's not ideal.Copy !req
133. She's molting.
You know how sisters are.Copy !req
134. Oh, jeez, got a couple curly guys in here
with the regulars.Copy !req
135. How hard is it to look
before they bring it out?Copy !req
136. - Excuse me, miss?
- I know, isn't it cool?Copy !req
137. - Like we're getting away with something.
- What?Copy !req
138. Don't you love it when appetizers have
a little crossover episode?Copy !req
139. It's like when you're watching
Happy Days and Mork shows up.Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah, I guess.Copy !req
141. Or like when Kramer was
on Murphy Brown.Copy !req
142. - Who?
- Hey, you want to get out of here?Copy !req
143. I don't want MBN to just be another boring
old network, you know what I mean?Copy !req
144. - Yes, totally.
- I want to take risks.Copy !req
145. I want to swing for the fences, you know?
Otherwise, what are we doing?Copy !req
146. Oh, my God, is it morning?
We stayed up all night talking,Copy !req
147. - and we didn't even have sex.
- Well, it's not too late.Copy !req
148. Oh!Copy !req
149. - That was fantastic.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
150. Of course, I haven't had sex in 30 years.
I hope.Copy !req
151. - Something's wrong.
- What is it?Copy !req
152. I don't know, I feel weird, like I want
to spend more time with youCopy !req
153. - even though I know we just had sex.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
154. No, you don't understand.Copy !req
155. We already had sex,
but I still want to spend time with you.Copy !req
156. Is that normal? Am I normal?
What is happening to me?Copy !req
157. We can spend more time together.Copy !req
158. I want to do things with you.
Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.Copy !req
159. - Okay.
- I don't understand these feelings.Copy !req
160. Let's get food? Or walk in park? Or...Copy !req
161. Oh, God, it's coming. I can't stop it.Copy !req
162. - Do you want to go to Disneyland?
- Okay.Copy !req
163. Disneyland has a lot more sparking wires
and loose nails than I remember.Copy !req
164. Please hold your questions
until the end of the tour.Copy !req
165. Here we have
Mr. Todd's Wild Death-Coaster.Copy !req
166. The name is a work in progress,Copy !req
167. but we wanted to work "death"
into the title for liability reasons.Copy !req
168. And this is Gabe Jr.,
the Grease Fire of the Caribbean.Copy !req
169. - This is boring. I want to go home.
- Vincent, be nice!Copy !req
170. He's a little cranky
because he just got adult braces.Copy !req
171. - You mean, braces.
- Princess Carolyn, stop embarrassing me!Copy !req
172. Ugh.Copy !req
173. And here we have Cinderella's
magical pile of used mattresses.Copy !req
174. Help!Copy !req
175. Is it a good idea
to keep all those mattressesCopy !req
176. - so close to an active grease fire?
- Where's your sense of wonder, Diane?Copy !req
177. - Your friend is really negative.
- Yeah, don't be so negative, Diane.Copy !req
178. - What?
- You know I hate negativity.Copy !req
179. I mean, I don't hate it because
that's also negative, but you know.Copy !req
180. - Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter.
- Hey, buddy. This place is amazing.Copy !req
181. It's like some sort of Disney version
of Knott's Berry Farm.Copy !req
182. Oh, that's exactly
what I was going for!Copy !req
183. I can't wait to get involvedCopy !req
184. and really spray the old
Mr. Peanutbutter scent on everything.Copy !req
185. Uh, I was sort of thinking of this
as kind of just my thing.Copy !req
186. Well, technically, you did build this
while working for P.B. Livin,Copy !req
187. so I have the blah-blah-blah
of first refusal or whatever.Copy !req
188. Oh, uh, okay.Copy !req
189. I mean, that's just good business.Copy !req
190. We're in this together now, Todd,
and nothing will distract me from...Copy !req
191. Erica! You can't be here.
This place is filled with children.Copy !req
192. Coach said he saw you headed
to the visitor's locker roomCopy !req
193. with a steel pipe.Copy !req
194. You really think I'm the guy
who busted that pinto's leg?Copy !req
195. 'Cause if I am, you should be
a lot more goddamn scared of me.Copy !req
196. Hey! My girlfriend's here.
Look, everyone! I have a girlfriend!Copy !req
197. Sure. We'll cut there.Copy !req
198. The middle of your line
is as good a place as any.Copy !req
199. - What are you doing here?
- Just wanted to stop by.Copy !req
200. We're filming Hey, I Think
You Can Dance! next door.Copy !req
201. Look at you, all professional.Copy !req
202. Like Natalie Portman in that movie
where she was a professional.Copy !req
203. Who?
People are watching.Copy !req
204. Ugh.Copy !req
205. The first time BoJack dates a woman
his own age,Copy !req
206. she's basically just
a stunted 20-year-old.Copy !req
207. Well, BoJack's stunted, too.
He got famous in his twenties,Copy !req
208. so he'll be
in his twenties forever.Copy !req
209. After you get famous, you stop growing,
you don't have to.Copy !req
210. Every celebrity has
an age of stagnation.Copy !req
211. I'm glad I never got famous.Copy !req
212. I mean, I did write a best-selling book,
but I'm not famous-famous.Copy !req
213. It doesn't just happen
when you get famous.Copy !req
214. Your age of stagnation
is when you stop growing.Copy !req
215. For most, it's when they get married,
settle into a routine.Copy !req
216. You meet someone
who loves you unconditionallyCopy !req
217. and never challenges you
or wants you to change,Copy !req
218. and then you never change.Copy !req
219. But mostly it's just the famous people,
right?Copy !req
220. Stella! Stella!Copy !req
221. Corona Light.Copy !req
222. This place is incredible.Copy !req
223. I wanted to make you feel at home,Copy !req
224. and nothing was bigger in the '80s
than '50s nostalgia.Copy !req
225. It really feels like I'm back in the '80s,
feeling like I'm back in the '50s.Copy !req
226. It's like if Back to the Future
and Peggy Sue Got Married got married.Copy !req
227. Okay, teenyboppers,Copy !req
228. let's take things back
to the '50s, '50s style,Copy !req
229. with this classic '50s hit
that everybody remembers:Copy !req
230. "I Just Met My Perfect Match."Copy !req
231. Wanda, these last few days
have been so amazing.Copy !req
232. You've given me a fresh start.Copy !req
233. In fact, it almost feels like
I just woke up from a 30-year coma.Copy !req
234. I'm sorry, did you say you just woke up
from a 30-year coma?Copy !req
235. - Oh, no, not me. Her.
- That's insane.Copy !req
236. I just woke up from a 30-year coma.Copy !req
237. Whoa!
Sorry about that needle skip, folks.Copy !req
238. Let's start that song again
from the beginning.Copy !req
239. I'm Alex.Copy !req
240. - Wanda.
- And I'm BoJack.Copy !req
241. It's been really tough for me
these last few weeks.Copy !req
242. I've never seen Home Alone and everyone
makes me feel like a freak because of it.Copy !req
243. - You've never seen Home Alone?
- I've never seen it!Copy !req
244. - Also, I don't really know what a DVR is.
- Neither do I!Copy !req
245. - No one does. It's just a magic box.
- Wanda, we have so much in common.Copy !req
246. Really it's just one thing.Copy !req
247. You can't count each individual thing
as a different thing.Copy !req
248. That's like saying I have a lot
in common with Kanye WestCopy !req
249. because we both breathe air.Copy !req
250. Who? Jinx. Buy me a Coke Zero.Copy !req
251. What's a Coke Zero?
I have no idea.Copy !req
252. We gotta hang out more. I didn't know
there was anyone else like me.Copy !req
253. Give me your fax and pager number
so I can add them to my Rolodex.Copy !req
254. Tubular.Copy !req
255. I don't trust that guy.
I bet he's seen Home Alone.Copy !req
256. BoJack, I'm starting to lose
the thread of your character.Copy !req
257. You think you can drop the jealous
boyfriend routine? It feels a little done.Copy !req
258. You're right, I'm sorry.
Call me Snoop DoggCopy !req
259. - because I will drop it like it's hot.
- BoJack, I don't...Copy !req
260. I got that one! Snoopy the dog.
From "Peanuts." Okay.Copy !req
261. I got here as fast as I could.Copy !req
262. Where's this next Haley Joel Osment?Copy !req
263. - That was a lie to get you here.
- Aw, fish.Copy !req
264. - There's never a next Haley Joel Osment.
- And there never will be.Copy !req
265. Sorry I tricked you, but with Todd
running his own DisneylandCopy !req
266. and actress Margo Martindale
in prisonCopy !req
267. for some reason I don't remember,
you're the best friend I've got.Copy !req
268. Now grab the binoculars. I need dirt
on Wanda's new gentleman friend.Copy !req
269. No, BoJack. What's the play here?Copy !req
270. You'll find one little imperfection
and harp on itCopy !req
271. like you do with my boyfriend?Copy !req
272. You do understand what my "thing" is
with your boyfriend?Copy !req
273. You'll just push her
into this other guy's arms.Copy !req
274. Wanda likes you. Why ruin that?Copy !req
275. This is Comrade Alexander
calling KGB High Command.Copy !req
276. It's been two weeks since I woke up,Copy !req
277. and I still have not been contacted
by my handlers.Copy !req
278. I am awaiting orders to take down
the American dogs and pigsCopy !req
279. and other various animals and humans.
Come in, KGB High Command.Copy !req
280. Slap my salami, the guy's a commie.Copy !req
281. Hey, what's going on here?Copy !req
282. You've been served
with a cease-and-desist from my clients,Copy !req
283. the Walt Disney Company.Copy !req
284. I wanted to make sure what we were
doing here was 100 percent legal,Copy !req
285. - so I called a lawyer.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
286. As it turns out, it's not legal at all.
Who knew?Copy !req
287. - Mr. Peanutbutter.
- We'll see you in court.Copy !req
288. - The food court?
- No. Regular court.Copy !req
289. Okay. But also I'm hungry, so I might
just stop by the food court first.Copy !req
290. Let the record show, this is the single
dumbest case I've ever adjudicated.Copy !req
291. - Mr. Chavez?
- Okay.Copy !req
292. I'm just gonna throw this out there.Copy !req
293. Is it possible maybe when the other guys
tried to copyright the name Disneyland,Copy !req
294. they wrote down something else
by mistake,Copy !req
295. so "Disneyland" is still up for grabs?Copy !req
296. Okay, well, let's have a look
at the Articles of Incorporation to seeCopy !req
297. if Walt Disney accidentally trademarked
the wrong name. I'm sure these...Copy !req
298. - What?
- There's a typo. Di-isneyland.Copy !req
299. With two "i" s. That son of a gun
trademarked the wrong name.Copy !req
300. May I, counselor?Copy !req
301. D-I-I-S.
This is unambiguous.Copy !req
302. - I find in favor of the defendant.
- Aw, shit.Copy !req
303. - You're the defendant.
- Aw, sweet!Copy !req
304. Your Otter, this is a gross miscarriage
of justice.Copy !req
305. Hooray! Gross miscarriage!Copy !req
306. And that's how I turned my dream into
what I call "The Happiest Place On Urf."Copy !req
307. Urf is a made-up magical kingdom
I added to the Disney canon.Copy !req
308. - Americans, they like this theme park?
- Oh, they love it.Copy !req
309. It represents everything
America stands for.Copy !req
310. Da.Copy !req
311. - I mean, yeah.
- We did it, buddy!Copy !req
312. Actually, I did it.Copy !req
313. I had the idea to build a park,
I did all the work and I beat the lawsuit.Copy !req
314. - Well, there's no "i" in "team," right?
- But there is an "i" in "Disneyland."Copy !req
315. And unlike that other Disneyland,
this Disneyland only has one "i".Copy !req
316. What are you saying?Copy !req
317. You're not welcome
at my theme park anymore.Copy !req
318. There's only room for one goofy dog there
and his name is Pluto.Copy !req
319. Todd, no.Copy !req
320. I've told the bees
if they see you to sting you on sight.Copy !req
321. You understand. It's nothing personal.
It's just good business.Copy !req
322. And that's how we do business on Urf.Copy !req
323. - I don't like you like this.
- I learned it from you.Copy !req
324. If I could get everyone's attention.Copy !req
325. You're probably wondering
why I invited you all here tonight.Copy !req
326. You said it was to celebrate
Todd's legal victory.Copy !req
327. Right, but obviously,
I don't care about that,Copy !req
328. so you're probably wondering
the real reason.Copy !req
329. No, we just took you at face value.Copy !req
330. We have a special guest here tonight.Copy !req
331. Alex. Or should I say "comrade"?Copy !req
332. - Why would you say "comrade"?
- Oh, I forgot to explain that part.Copy !req
333. Alex is a KGB agent
bent on destroying America.Copy !req
334. - It truly is a small world after all!
- Alex, is that true?Copy !req
335. Okay, yes. It's true.Copy !req
336. I was a deep-cover KGB operative
before I went into my coma.Copy !req
337. I've been trying to contact
my handler in Russia,Copy !req
338. but I can't reach him
and I don't know if I ever will.Copy !req
339. Aww!Copy !req
340. No! He's... It's not adorable!Copy !req
341. He's a soviet sleeper-agent
who doesn't realize the Cold War is over.Copy !req
342. I felt totally alone in this world
before I met Wanda.Copy !req
343. And then I met all of you, my friends.Copy !req
344. But if you're gonna kick me to the curbCopy !req
345. just because I think
you're all capitalist swineCopy !req
346. and want to see your way
of life destroyed, well, so be it.Copy !req
347. - Or should I say, So-vi-et.
- Oh! Cute. Wordplay.Copy !req
348. - That's not even good wordplay.
- Wait, how did you know all this?Copy !req
349. - BoJack, were you spying on him?
- He is literally a spyCopy !req
350. trying to destroy America,
the country we all live in.Copy !req
351. How am I the bad guy here?Copy !req
352. BoJack, I am really bumping on
the whole you-not-liking-Alex of it all.Copy !req
353. - You told me you were going to drop it.
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
354. I don't care about Alex.Copy !req
355. I want to know what happened
to the amazing guyCopy !req
356. I spent the last few days with,
because if this is who you are,Copy !req
357. I don't think I like it.Copy !req
358. Alex, would you take me back
to my sister's place?Copy !req
359. Sure thing, Wanda.
And I can get you there fastCopy !req
360. because I'm always Russian.Copy !req
361. Aww!Copy !req
362. Seriously?Copy !req
363. I got here as fast as I could.
Where's the next Dakota Fa...?Copy !req
364. Oh, I get what happened.Copy !req
365. Could you get me a beer from the fridge?
I didn't want to stand up.Copy !req
366. Wait, no. I don't deserve beer.Copy !req
367. You called me all the way over here
to not get you a beer?Copy !req
368. Why do I always do this?
I push away everyone I care about.Copy !req
369. Oh, do you? I never noticed that.Copy !req
370. Look, you obviously really care
about this girlCopy !req
371. and that scares you,
so you sabotage yourself.Copy !req
372. That's my problem.
I'm too good at sabotage.Copy !req
373. - Why am I so good at everything I do?
- Hey, I got a crazy idea.Copy !req
374. How about you just stop sulking
and go win her back, dummy?Copy !req
375. You're right. I gotta win her back,
put it all on the line. You know what?Copy !req
376. I think I will have that beer,
can you get it for me?Copy !req
377. - Why do I bother?
- Hey, grab a beer for yourself, too!Copy !req
378. Actually, I want both beers!Copy !req
379. - Wanda.
- What do you want, BoJack?Copy !req
380. There's something I gotta say.
When I was...Copy !req
381. - Todd! There's something I gotta say!
- Hey, I'm kind of already doing...Copy !req
382. I never should have tried
to make your thing my thing!Copy !req
383. I just got excited and wanted to smear
Mr. Peanutbutter all over everything.Copy !req
384. I should have been supporting you,
like this support beam.Copy !req
385. - Or a different support beam.
- It's my fault.Copy !req
386. The point of Disneyland isn't
to make money and win lawsuits.Copy !req
387. But I forgot that.Copy !req
388. So, these two were so consumed
by greed that it destroyed them.Copy !req
389. You know, I came here today
to blow up Disneyland.Copy !req
390. - You what?
- But now I realize,Copy !req
391. I don't need to take down capitalism.Copy !req
392. Capitalism sows the seeds
for its own destruction.Copy !req
393. It's a snake that eats itself.
It's only a matter of time.Copy !req
394. Hey, buddy, let's just say we... Oh!Copy !req
395. Oh, no, no, no. No!Copy !req
396. Gabe Jr.!Copy !req
397. Quick, Todd! The mattress pile!Copy !req
398. Jump to safety! No!Copy !req
399. Bees, help!
Your queen commands you!Copy !req
400. No! Bees! Come on!Copy !req
401. - You gotta... Over the...
- What is it, boy? What's wrong?Copy !req
402. - Hey, there's trouble.
- Did some kid fall down a well?Copy !req
403. No, no, no! Listen.Copy !req
404. He's trying to tell us
a kid fell down a well.Copy !req
405. - Let's go, go, go! Come on!
- Bad, bad, bad. You gotta...Copy !req
406. No, no, no, listen!Copy !req
407. Wait, Wanda, we need to talk.Copy !req
408. - But the fire.
- I don't care about that.Copy !req
409. Look, the great guy you've been
getting to know, that's me.Copy !req
410. That other guy,
the guy from the party,Copy !req
411. that's me too and you need
to know that. I'm not perfect.Copy !req
412. I'm cynical and I'm possessive
and I can sometimes fly off the handle.Copy !req
413. I'm not always the best
at being not terrible.Copy !req
414. I gotta say,
I'm not loving this pitch so far.Copy !req
415. But I want to be better,
I'm trying to be better.Copy !req
416. And when I'm around you,
for the first time in 30 years,Copy !req
417. I feel like I can be.Copy !req
418. Wanda, you make me want
to be a better man.Copy !req
419. Wow. That's a great line.Copy !req
420. - Did you just come up with that?
- Yes.Copy !req
421. Hey, boys and girls,
this is your park DJ speaking.Copy !req
422. And as the Titanic's band played on
as the ship sank,Copy !req
423. so too will I spin one last record
as my DJ booth is engulfed in flames.Copy !req
424. Hooray!Copy !req
425. Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
426. - You saved me!
- No.Copy !req
427. I saved us.Copy !req
428. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
429. - I want to give this a real shot.
- I don't know, BoJack.Copy !req
430. I just got out of my coma,
and I don't have time to wasteCopy !req
431. if you're still figuring your shit out.Copy !req
432. Plus, it's hard to think straight
with this fire everywhere.Copy !req
433. - Move in with me.
- What?Copy !req
434. I know it feels fast.
We barely know each other.Copy !req
435. It's crazy, but I like you.Copy !req
436. And sometimes you gotta swing
for the fences, right?Copy !req
437. - Okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
438. Yeah. Let's move in together.
Let's do it.Copy !req
439. It's crazy, but let's do it!Copy !req
440. Boxer versus raptor.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!Copy !req