1. Look alive, bright eyes.Copy !req
2. It's the morning and somebody loves you.Copy !req
3. Right back at you, buddy.Copy !req
4. - Oh, my God. He's here.
- There he is.Copy !req
5. - I love you, Mr. Peanutbutter.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
6. Idea for a new Pixar movie:
what are pizza boxes thinking about?Copy !req
7. - And Leland Stanford?
- Transcontinental Railroad.Copy !req
8. - Transcontinental Railroad?
- That is correct.Copy !req
9. Next question,
what is my favorite kind of berry?Copy !req
10. - Barry Bostwick.
- Raspberry?Copy !req
11. I'm so sorry, the correct answer,
of course, was Barry Bostwick.Copy !req
12. - How was I supposed to know?
- He also likes Franken Berry.Copy !req
13. - We would have accepted Franken Berry.
- What?Copy !req
14. - I'm sorry, you lose.
- What the...?Copy !req
15. That's our show, but before we go
I wanna send out a quick message.Copy !req
16. Diane, if you're watching this, I love you
and I know you're doing great things.Copy !req
17. Idea for a new app: an undo button
that could undo long amounts of time.Copy !req
18. - Hey, is everyone having a good time? Ha!
- Three months. A year. A life.Copy !req
19. Erica, where did that tooth come from?
All right, let's keep this party going.Copy !req
20. One click and everything could
just go back to the way it was.Copy !req
21. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
22. - You're still here?
- Yup. Still here.Copy !req
23. - Stop it.
- Wake up, captain dumbshit.Copy !req
24. I've been trying to get in touch
with you for two months.Copy !req
25. Ow. Okay. I'm awake, I'm awake.Copy !req
26. Aah! What is it?Copy !req
27. If the studio wants to sue me, tell them
to take my house. I belong to the sea now.Copy !req
28. - Are you drunk?
- Only on adventure. And gin.Copy !req
29. And vodka. And gin.Copy !req
30. They're not gonna sue you.
They finished the movie.Copy !req
31. - What? How? Explain yourself, land wench.
- I don't know, ask Turteltaub.Copy !req
32. That's not why I'm here.
I thought you were in Cordovia.Copy !req
33. You've been here this whole time?Copy !req
34. Idea for a thing Princess Carolyn
should do... Shut up.Copy !req
35. Get dressed.
We're going to the orphanage.Copy !req
36. What orphanage?Copy !req
37. Remember at Herb's funeral,
I asked you what you wanted me to doCopy !req
38. - with your Horsin' Around residuals?
- I do... not remember that.Copy !req
39. You said, "Give it to an orphanage
or something."Copy !req
40. - What?
- It turns out you made enough moneyCopy !req
41. to build a brand new one.
So congratulations. You're a hero.Copy !req
42. A hero?Copy !req
43. That's right, a hero.Copy !req
44. Or is it pronounced "gyro?"
I just call them subs.Copy !req
45. Anyway, enjoy the sandwich,
you're a great man.Copy !req
46. Welcome to
The BoJack Horseman Orphanage.Copy !req
47. Or, as we call it,
The BoJack Horsephanage.Copy !req
48. You cannot call it that.Copy !req
49. A, because I am not a great man and B,
because that is a really stupid name.Copy !req
50. - The name was Molly's idea.
- Stop pissing off the orphans.Copy !req
51. A lot of them grow up
to be serial killers.Copy !req
52. Thank you for that lovely song.
But I'm not a good person.Copy !req
53. This is the only good thing I've ever done
and I did it by accident.Copy !req
54. And it just goes to show you
life is just... Ah, what am I saying?Copy !req
55. I don't have to tell you how hard life is.
You're the ones with the dead parents.Copy !req
56. - My parents are dead?
- No. No. Not necessarily.Copy !req
57. Maybe they just didn't want you.Copy !req
58. My point is,
I don't understand how people live.Copy !req
59. It's amazing to me that people
wake up every morningCopy !req
60. and say, "Yeah, another day, let's do it."
How do people do it?Copy !req
61. I don't know how.Copy !req
62. Yay.Copy !req
63. So you see, Todd, the nimble improviser
must navigate the most sensitive of areas.Copy !req
64. - And I'm not just talking about the butt.
- Ha.Copy !req
65. Copernicus, how do you always come
up with these amazing butt jokes?Copy !req
66. When you're a Level Nine, as I am,
you don't come up with butt jokes.Copy !req
67. You live truthfully in the moment
and the butt joke comes to you.Copy !req
68. So true. So wise.Copy !req
69. Listen, I need to "shove off,"
as we sailors say,Copy !req
70. on my comedy cruise line, the Giggleship.
I shan't be returning.Copy !req
71. - Shan't you?
- I shannot.Copy !req
72. I'd like you to join me on the high seas,
as my Number TwoCopy !req
73. and I don't mean that kind of number two.Copy !req
74. What, number two, how do you do that?Copy !req
75. If it isn't the furshlugginer putz
who cost me 50 grand.Copy !req
76. I'm sorry I bailed in the middle of
production. If there's anything I can do.Copy !req
77. Do? What do? Movie's finished.Copy !req
78. - We fixed the whole thing in post.
- Really?Copy !req
79. Remember your first week, these nerds
made a computer scan of your headCopy !req
80. so we could finish
if something happened?Copy !req
81. Please don't call us nerds, sir.Copy !req
82. Something happened to you,
so these nerds finished the movie.Copy !req
83. Look what Computer BoJack can do.Copy !req
84. - Help you out of that tree, ma'am?
- Look at him save that cat.Copy !req
85. Now there's a protagonist
we can root for.Copy !req
86. - You did all that in the computer?
- Not just that.Copy !req
87. Computer BoJack had so much charisma
and screen presence we ended up going backCopy !req
88. - and replacing you in every scene.
- I'm not in the movie at all?Copy !req
89. Not technically, but computer you
is giving the performance of your career.Copy !req
90. When people see what you do in this movie,Copy !req
91. they are gonna storm
Daniel Day-Lewis's house,Copy !req
92. schlep him out into the street,
shoot him in the head.Copy !req
93. That's how good your performance is.Copy !req
94. It's gonna make Daniel Day-Lewis
look like shit.Copy !req
95. - They're gonna hate Daniel Day-Lewis.
- But it's not my performance.Copy !req
96. Explain that the widow Day-Lewis.
She'll be devastated. Kaput. Kapleshky.Copy !req
97. Are you Jewish? Because I feel
some of these you're just making up.Copy !req
98. We got a screening this weekend.Copy !req
99. Come see the movie,
we'll schmooze, we'll kibitz,Copy !req
100. schlemiel, schlimazel,
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.Copy !req
101. Just think, Carolyn,
in one week, all of this will be ours.Copy !req
102. We should a put a social-media desk there.Copy !req
103. If we hire someone to micromanage
our clients' online personasCopy !req
104. and new media outreach, they'll seem
more grounded down to earth.Copy !req
105. Smiling poop emoji,
I love everything about that.Copy !req
106. I wanna make sure the couches
we get are really comfortable.Copy !req
107. - Just in case we have some late nights.
- Mr. Rabitowitz.Copy !req
108. This is a place of business.Copy !req
109. Ugh, can we just freeze in this moment
for a second?Copy !req
110. I just wanna remember this instant
where for once in my life,Copy !req
111. - everything was going...
- Hold that thought.Copy !req
112. What is it?Copy !req
113. Ugh. My wife and I are going
to the ballet tonight,Copy !req
114. there's a real ish
with the restaurant.Copy !req
115. - This is the wife you're divorcing, right?
- You know how it is.Copy !req
116. You say you want a divorce
and she says, "No, we can make this work."Copy !req
117. You go to counseling and
remember why you fell in love with herCopy !req
118. in the first place
and then, blah, blah, it's a whole thing.Copy !req
119. We've been sleeping together
for three months.Copy !req
120. - We're about to start a company together.
- None of that has to change.Copy !req
121. I am definitely going to divorce
her probably, it's just...Copy !req
122. Ugh. It's hard to explain to someone
who's never been married.Copy !req
123. - Listen, this is...
- Oh!Copy !req
124. Sorry, Katie just said something funny.Copy !req
125. - What?
- I gotta hop. I love you, though.Copy !req
126. Ha, ha. Okay, keep the engine running,
I'll be back in a... Oh.Copy !req
127. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
128. Um, I'm just here to pick up some stuff.
I'm going away for a while.Copy !req
129. - Oh, where?
- The Giggleship.Copy !req
130. It's the comedy cruise line
People magazineCopy !req
131. - once called "a comedy cruise line."
- Comedy cruise line?Copy !req
132. Oh right, your improv thing.
How was your, uh, graduation show?Copy !req
133. - It was two months ago. You missed it.
- Sorry.Copy !req
134. - No, you're not.
- Well...Copy !req
135. Hey, do you remember the morning
after my first night here?Copy !req
136. I don't know why everyone keeps asking
if I remember things. I don't.Copy !req
137. Just as a general rule,
if your question begins, "Do you remember"Copy !req
138. and doesn't end with "how much you hated
Moulin Rouge," the answer's no.Copy !req
139. I was so happy to have a place
to stay that I made pancakes.Copy !req
140. And you kept eating them
so I kept making them.Copy !req
141. And then you got mad at me
for letting you eat so many pancakes.Copy !req
142. You tried to chase me around the pool,
but you were too hungoverCopy !req
143. and also full from the pancakes
so instead... you took a nap.Copy !req
144. And when you woke up, you said,
"Thanks for the pancakes.Copy !req
145. - Now get out of my house."
- I don't remember any of that.Copy !req
146. Well, anyway, I'm finally moving out,
just like you wanted.Copy !req
147. Good. Honestly, you'll probably
be better off without me.Copy !req
148. Yeah. But we had some good times,
though, right?Copy !req
149. - Did we?
- Right. Well, um, take care.Copy !req
150. Hey, I hope you can find a way
to be happy, BoJack.Copy !req
151. - I really do.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
152. Hey, Todd?Copy !req
153. You need to get your shit together.Copy !req
154. - Ugh.
- Rutabaga and I are starting a new agency.Copy !req
155. I want you to come on board
and write celebrity tweets.Copy !req
156. - I don't know how to do that.
- You're a ghost-writer.Copy !req
157. It's the same as writing a book,
they're just a lot shorterCopy !req
158. and more people read them.Copy !req
159. All right, but why are you helping me?Copy !req
160. Because my life is a mess right now and I
compulsively take care of other peopleCopy !req
161. when I don't know how
to take care of myself.Copy !req
162. Oh. I was hoping it was
because you believed in me.Copy !req
163. I don't.Copy !req
164. Welcome to my Giggleship.Copy !req
165. For us, it's a place to realize
our higher selves. For the paying public,Copy !req
166. it's a place to watch improv and drink
watered-down margaritas for 8.99.Copy !req
167. Wow, we must all make a lot of money.Copy !req
168. No, no, you just get paid
in experience and stage time.Copy !req
169. - Which in a way is even better than money.
- Say what?Copy !req
170. Look, We've arrived
at your living quarters.Copy !req
171. Wow. No more couch-sleeping for this guy.
He gets a mattress.Copy !req
172. That's the spirit.Copy !req
173. And you can use improv to make
this room anything you want it to be.Copy !req
174. My cabin is exactly like yours,
but when I use my imagination,Copy !req
175. it becomes a rich stateroom
with a treasure chest full of booty.Copy !req
176. I like a big booty, if you know what
I mean. And I don't mean a butt.Copy !req
177. You really are the master
of spontaneous witticisms.Copy !req
178. All right, you ready? This is go time.
There's no turning back now.Copy !req
179. - Oh, I am ready.
- Great.Copy !req
180. Now let's get out there and tell all those
garbage rat bastard sons of bastardsCopy !req
181. what we really think of them,
once and for all.Copy !req
182. Everyone. We have an announcement.Copy !req
183. Guys, we have an announcement.Copy !req
184. - What's going on?
- Mr. Witherspoon's in the hospital.Copy !req
185. - He had a stroke.
- Oh.Copy !req
186. Well, you know what you rat bastards
can stroke?Copy !req
187. - Uh... Oh.
- My big, hairy...Copy !req
188. Well, we burned that bridge.Copy !req
189. Todd, you should be up a magician's
sleeve because you are a card.Copy !req
190. Hey, Bryan. What's going on here?Copy !req
191. - He refused to scrub the floors.
- Oh, Bryan.Copy !req
192. Please. My knees were cramping
so I needed to stand.Copy !req
193. But I'm real good at cleaning windows.
Look.Copy !req
194. That's solid space-work.
Bryan, don't worry.Copy !req
195. I'm gonna go to Copernicus
and get this sorted out.Copy !req
196. Copernicus? Uh, Copernicus?Copy !req
197. Huh?Copy !req
198. Huh.Copy !req
199. Whoa.Copy !req
200. One Hundred and One Butt Jokes?Copy !req
201. "No parking in the rear?"
Aah!Copy !req
202. - Copernicus is a fraud!
- A fraud? Me? Ow.Copy !req
203. - Aah.
- I had such high hopes for you, Todd.Copy !req
204. Normally, I'd make a perfectly
timed butt joke here,Copy !req
205. but as you can see,
I don't have my book.Copy !req
206. - Oh!
- Guards, take this subversiveCopy !req
207. to the Yes And room.Copy !req
208. - No.
- Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
209. No. Shame on all of you! Just wait
till you see my Trip Advisor review.Copy !req
210. This cruise is getting three stars.Copy !req
211. Because I have very
mixed feelings about it.Copy !req
212. - Carolyn, we are free.
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. Real quick, kiss me once.
Then kiss me twice.Copy !req
214. I don't want to do that anymore.Copy !req
215. - I told you, we can make this work...
- No. I don't want...Copy !req
216. Carolyn, you're a single woman
in your 40s.Copy !req
217. - Can you really afford to be picky?
- What?Copy !req
218. I'm just saying, what, you think you're
gonna find some perfect unattached guyCopy !req
219. who's gonna love you like I do?Copy !req
220. Who's gonna make you laugh
and feel good about yourself?Copy !req
221. This is it, Carolyn, this is what you get.Copy !req
222. If you're holding out
for something better,Copy !req
223. well, I hate to break it to you, but
you're gonna be alone for a long time.Copy !req
224. I'm not afraid of being alone.Copy !req
225. And you might wanna find
someplace else to workCopy !req
226. - because you're not coming with me.
- Wait, wait, wait, what?Copy !req
227. It's my company.
My name is on all the paperwork.Copy !req
228. I think I can do it without you.
Good luck.Copy !req
229. - Whoa, Carolyn, we just... Come... Carolyn.
- My name is Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
230. And as I held that baby in my arms,Copy !req
231. I knew I had been given a second chance.Copy !req
232. A chance to finally make things right.
And this time, I was gonna win...Copy !req
233. the race of life.Copy !req
234. - Whoa. That was actually good.
- We're doing a full awards push.Copy !req
235. You should clear your schedule
for the next year.Copy !req
236. Buckle up, buddy,
this is the year of Secretariat.Copy !req
237. But it wasn't Secretariat.
And it wasn't me. It was a computer.Copy !req
238. What difference does it make?
Smile and collect your trophies.Copy !req
239. - You know Ana Spanikopita?
- Hello.Copy !req
240. - Aah!
- They call her the Oscar whisperer.Copy !req
241. - Ana Spanikopita. Big fan.
- Thank you, it's...Copy !req
242. I meant you are going to be
a big fan of meCopy !req
243. because I am going
to win you an Oscar.Copy !req
244. Ana is the best there is.Copy !req
245. - You better start writing your speech.
- I don't have to thank my parents, do I?Copy !req
246. You're funny.
I am literally laughing out loud.Copy !req
247. - Uh...
- We gotta get you on a talk show.Copy !req
248. You have any weird history
with Kelly Ripa I should know about?Copy !req
249. - No. Well, define "weird."
- You look doughy. Do you run?Copy !req
250. - Cardio? Anything?
- I mean, occasionally.Copy !req
251. Excuse me?
That was such a beautiful performance.Copy !req
252. - So brave.
- Thank you.Copy !req
253. Everyone here loves you.
Do you feel that?Copy !req
254. - Feel that energy!
- They don't love me.Copy !req
255. - They don't know me.
- That's why they love you.Copy !req
256. He's right. Our research shows
America likes to think they know you,Copy !req
257. and then they like learning more
about you, but at a certain pointCopy !req
258. they pass a threshold where they actually
know you and then they find you weirdCopy !req
259. and off-putting.Copy !req
260. Are you saying that nobody who really
knows me could ever love me?Copy !req
261. - No, no, no. Not nobody. No.
- No.Copy !req
262. What am I doing here?Copy !req
263. I don't know where you're going,
but if you could run there.Copy !req
264. Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here.
I'm really excited to be working with you.Copy !req
265. Listen, chitch, if you're going
to tweet for Sextina Aquafina,Copy !req
266. you need to capture the essence
of my personal brand, okay?Copy !req
267. All upper caps, no punctuation, lots
of cryptic bullshit about the IlluminatiCopy !req
268. and make sure to mention
my preferred brands, okay?Copy !req
269. Beats by Dre, Abercrombie and Fitch
and brand fin polish.Copy !req
270. - Can you spell that last one?
- No.Copy !req
271. I gotta go get my blowhole bleached.Copy !req
272. Hey, thank you so much.
You people are the real stars. Huh?Copy !req
273. Hi. I'm Sarah Koenig.Copy !req
274. This is one ringtone told over
the course of several rings.Copy !req
275. And the story it's telling you
is to answer your phone.Copy !req
276. - Hello?
- Hey, Diane.Copy !req
277. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
278. So... How's Cordovia?Copy !req
279. It's... hard.Copy !req
280. - Do you know where the batteries are?
- What?Copy !req
281. - The batteries in the remote died.
- Did you check the junk drawer?Copy !req
282. Yeah, I looked in the junk drawer.Copy !req
283. I'm gonna take them
out of the smoke detector.Copy !req
284. - No, don't do that.
- Well, I'm out of options.Copy !req
285. Listen, I know this sounds crazy, but I
think maybe you should get back hereCopy !req
286. - so you can help me find the batteries.
- Yeah?Copy !req
287. I know you're doing important work
and it's a long way to travel,Copy !req
288. but I need you here
and I think you should come home.Copy !req
289. - Is that really what you want?
- Of course it is.Copy !req
290. Well, okay, I'm looking
at this website right nowCopy !req
291. and it says if I leave immediately,
I can still make it home tonight.Copy !req
292. - That sounds great.
- I love you.Copy !req
293. I love you, too, Diane.
You know, it's the funniest thing.Copy !req
294. There is a woman in this restaurant
who looks just like you.Copy !req
295. I guess I just have one of those faces.Copy !req
296. Okay, party people,
we have time for one more suggestion.Copy !req
297. - Todd.
- Did someone say movie theater?Copy !req
298. I heard movie theater.Copy !req
299. I'm Abe Lincoln and I'm gonna wear
my giant hat to the movies.Copy !req
300. Who's this sitting behind me?
John Wilkes Booth. Uh-oh.Copy !req
301. - Todd, it's me, BoJack.
- BoJack?Copy !req
302. - Todd, I'm getting you out of here.
- I can't leave.Copy !req
303. I need to take suggestions.Copy !req
304. Okay, well, here's a suggestion,
your name is Todd.Copy !req
305. You're 24, you live on my couch and
you've always seen the good in me somehow.Copy !req
306. You've been brainwashed into thinkingCopy !req
307. that you belong here, but you don't.
You belong back home.Copy !req
308. If you're any kind of improviser,
you'll take that suggestionCopy !req
309. and you'll run with it.Copy !req
310. Huh.Copy !req
311. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
312. I'm afraid that getting out of here
is not an option.Copy !req
313. - You've seen too much.
- What the hell are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
314. - Stop you. With these.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
315. - Don't do anything crazy, guys.
- You can't be serious.Copy !req
316. - Just get behind me, BoJack.
- No sudden moves.Copy !req
317. Be reasonable.
You wouldn't wanna puncture the hull.Copy !req
318. Especially not when I have this
smoke bomb. Ka-pow!Copy !req
319. - I've lost them. Where did they go?
- Seriously?Copy !req
320. Now feel the wrath of my flamethrower.Copy !req
321. Too bad we're wearing sunscreenCopy !req
322. with SPF a million which protects
against flamethrowers.Copy !req
323. Oh, no.Copy !req
324. Now we finish this
with our strangle machine.Copy !req
325. Beep, boop, boop. Machine?Copy !req
326. - Strangle those guys.
- Ugh! BoJack, help.Copy !req
327. There is literally nothing
happening to you.Copy !req
328. You don't understand, if you die
in improv, you die in real life.Copy !req
329. So stupid. Fine.
I guess I have a guard killing machine?Copy !req
330. Beep, boop, beep.Copy !req
331. No. I have a wife and children.Copy !req
332. Well, they're improvised,
but they're real to me.Copy !req
333. - Can this be the end?
- This whole ship is full of idiots.Copy !req
334. Beep, boop.Copy !req
335. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
336. Come on, come on, Todd.
Almost there.Copy !req
337. Wait. Where are you going?Copy !req
338. Sorry, improv is fun
and great and everything,Copy !req
339. but you guys are really into improv.
I'm gonna go with my friend.Copy !req
340. Your friend?
I didn't realize this man was your friend.Copy !req
341. Well, then, by all means,
go with him, Todd.Copy !req
342. But, see, I thought this was the man
who sabotaged your rock opera.Copy !req
343. The one who constantly abuses you and
makes you shower with a hose in the yard.Copy !req
344. I invited him to.Copy !req
345. The one who's never said a kind word
to you the entire time you've known him.Copy !req
346. - Is this your friend, Todd?
- It's more complicated than that.Copy !req
347. - Is it? We're your friends, Todd.
- More than that, we're a family.Copy !req
348. - I, uh...
- Hash browns.Copy !req
349. - What?
- I heard hash browns.Copy !req
350. - Martha, did you see my hash browns?
- Oh, my God, do you ever turn it off?Copy !req
351. It was hash browns, not pancakes.
The first morning you stayed with me.Copy !req
352. You kept making them and I kept eating
them and then I threw up in the pool.Copy !req
353. That made you throw up in the pool. Then I
got mad at you for throwing up in my pool.Copy !req
354. - But, you said, "I'll clean it up."
- And did I clean it up?Copy !req
355. No. You didn't.
I had to call the pool cleaner.Copy !req
356. - Ha, ha.
- And you said,Copy !req
357. "Thank you for letting me stay here.Copy !req
358. I don't have anywhere else to go."
And I remember when you said that,Copy !req
359. "I don't have anywhere else to go,"
because I felt good about myself.Copy !req
360. And I don't feel that way a lot.Copy !req
361. Letting you stay with me
was the best thing I ever did on purpose.Copy !req
362. I don't think I ever told you that.
But I should have.Copy !req
363. Because you're my best friend, Todd.Copy !req
364. I'm not gonna lie, if you just made all
that up, that was some really good improv.Copy !req
365. Game recognize game.Copy !req
366. - Why do you have a boat?
- Uh, I don't remember.Copy !req
367. - Hello? Prince?
- Listen, bozo, I keep getting callsCopy !req
368. from this New York playwright,
she really wants to talk to you.Copy !req
369. - She says you know her, Jill Pill?
- Jill Pill?Copy !req
370. Ring any bells?
Apparently, she worked on your TV show.Copy !req
371. - Horsin' Around?
- No, actually. The other TV show.Copy !req
372. Other TV show? Oh, shit. Jill.Copy !req
373. I'm moving into the new office
and I got Herb's ashes here.Copy !req
374. I really don't know what
to do with this thing.Copy !req
375. - Do you want it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
376. Why did I take you with me?Copy !req
377. Herb loved orphans.Copy !req
378. Mostly as a delivery apparatus
for hackneyed punchlinesCopy !req
379. and mawkish sentimentality, but still.Copy !req
380. And we will do our part
to honor his legacy.Copy !req
381. - Hey, who's Jerb?
- What?Copy !req
382. Jerb Ka... Why does it say "Jerb Kazzaz?"Copy !req
383. Your e-mail said "Jerb."
I forwarded it to the plaque guy.Copy !req
384. - Is it not...?
- No, obviously that was a typo.Copy !req
385. Why would I want to dedicate the orphanage
to the memory of Jerb Kazzaz?Copy !req
386. Kind of sounds like something you'd get
at a Mediterranean restaurant,Copy !req
387. but wouldn't finish.Copy !req
388. And the waiter would say, "You want me
to box up this jerb kazzaz for you?"Copy !req
389. - And you'd say, "No."
- You gotta fix this.Copy !req
390. Really? We spent a lot of money
on this plaque, you know?Copy !req
391. - And on the t-shirts.
- Jerb's kids?Copy !req
392. No, there's no Jerb. It's Herb.Copy !req
393. T-shirt's say Jerb
so I'm going by the t-shirts.Copy !req
394. You know, Herb would probably think
that this is pretty funnyCopy !req
395. - that you couldn't even get this right.
- Yeah. He would.Copy !req
396. - So, in a way...
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. You wanna get some
Mediterranean food?Copy !req
398. You read my mind.Copy !req
399. Oh, God. Lungs on fire.Copy !req
400. Ow. Crap. I hate this.
Running is terrible.Copy !req
401. Everything is the worst.Copy !req
402. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
403. - It gets easier.
- Huh?Copy !req
404. Every day, it gets a little easier.Copy !req
405. - Yeah?
- But you gotta do it every day.Copy !req
406. That's the hard part.
But it does get easier.Copy !req
407. Okay.Copy !req
408. Boxer versus raptor.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.Copy !req