1. What is acting?Copy !req
2. Anyone?Copy !req
3. Anyone?Copy !req
4. Acting is about leaving everything behind,
and...Copy !req
5. And becoming something completely new.Copy !req
6. What is acting? Anyone?Copy !req
7. Acting is about
leaving everything behind, and...Copy !req
8. becoming something completely new.Copy !req
9. Becoming something completely new.Copy !req
10. Huh?Copy !req
11. Hey-o!Copy !req
12. Oh...Copy !req
13. What is acting?Copy !req
14. Anyone?Copy !req
15. Anyone?Copy !req
16. Acting is about leaving everything behind
and becoming something completely new.Copy !req
17. Nailed it.Copy !req
18. And that's a Sharpie.Copy !req
19. Good morning,
my name is Professor Horseman,Copy !req
20. which will remain
on that whiteboard forever,Copy !req
21. and this is Intermediate Scene Study.Copy !req
22. What is acting? Anyone?Copy !req
23. - Ooh!
- Oh! Okay. You.Copy !req
24. According to Stanislothski,Copy !req
25. acting is the desire
to create inside of oneselfCopy !req
26. another, deeper, more interesting lifeCopy !req
27. than the one
that actually surrounds him...Copy !req
28. or her.Copy !req
29. - Oh, okay, yes, but also... Yes?
- Oh!Copy !req
30. Meisner would say, "Acting is behaving
truthfully under imaginary circumstances."Copy !req
31. Acting is behaving truthfully
under imaginary circumstances.Copy !req
32. Uh, okay, wow. So, that's acting.
But what is...?Copy !req
33. Guys, I'm concerned this class
is getting very theory-qua-theory...Copy !req
34. I was about to say that.Copy !req
35. when technique should be a means
toward a more engaging art.Copy !req
36. - Well, quite astute.
- Sorry, horse professor. What's acting?Copy !req
37. Um...Copy !req
38. Acting is the, um...Copy !req
39. Acting is...Copy !req
40. Uh...Copy !req
41. I don't know what acting is.
I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
42. I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
43. - Wow.
- Oh!Copy !req
44. No, I don't want to quit.
I'm acting! That's acting.Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. Class dismissed.Copy !req
47. But we still have
an hour and 20 minutes left.Copy !req
48. Yes. Again, I was acting.Copy !req
49. You sounded serious.Copy !req
50. Instead of judging my acting,
how about you act and I judge you?Copy !req
51. - For real?
- Yeah. Good point.Copy !req
52. We could show you the scenes
we were working on last semester.Copy !req
53. Uh, sure.Copy !req
54. - This is from "Kablammo, Mother."
- Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
55. Mama, where's Daddy's old World War II
grenade with the pin still in it?Copy !req
56. Why would you want
an old thing like that?Copy !req
57. Tonight, I intend to explode myself.
Where are the extra towels?Copy !req
58. - Okay, okay. Stop, stop.
- What?Copy !req
59. - Does this play take place in England?
- No.Copy !req
60. So why are you talking
with an English accent?Copy !req
61. I'm acting.Copy !req
62. Just as an exercise,
maybe use your normal voice.Copy !req
63. And Tawnie, when you're telling
your mother you're gonna kill yourself,Copy !req
64. the next line is,
"Where are the extra towels," right?Copy !req
65. And the character's being very casual,Copy !req
66. so maybe she should also be casual
when she says she's gonna kill herself.Copy !req
67. Like it's a big deal,
but it's not a big deal for her.Copy !req
68. - Like that's the irony of the scene.
- Whoa! That's really smart.Copy !req
69. Yeah. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
70. Okay, let's see it again.Copy !req
71. So, darling, what fun and games
shall we play?Copy !req
72. Shall we play Scattergories?Copy !req
73. I detest Scattergories!Copy !req
74. Whatever the prompt,
you always answer in vague allusionsCopy !req
75. to the baby we never had!Copy !req
76. Stop. You're both talking to the audience.Copy !req
77. I want you to talk to each other,
you're having a conversation.Copy !req
78. - Hey! Who's you?
- Who's me? Screw you is who's me!Copy !req
79. I got the leads.
The Gooba Gooberry Falls leads.Copy !req
80. Mm! Them's them good leads.Copy !req
81. - Hubba hubba, I'm horny for leads!
- Okay, here's my question for you.Copy !req
82. Does your character
know he's horny for leads,Copy !req
83. or is he discovering it?Copy !req
84. Who's next? Great. What's the scene?Copy !req
85. The scene is I'm late for my next class.Copy !req
86. We were supposed to get out
20 minutes ago.Copy !req
87. Oh, shit. Sorry. See you Wednesday.Copy !req
88. Great work today. Way to go, team.Copy !req
89. We did it. That was great, huh?
How good was I?Copy !req
90. Whitfield, we've been here six weeks.
How do you think this is going?Copy !req
91. - I think I'm crushing it.
- Wow, okay. Well, I admire the confidence.Copy !req
92. I know you're an acting major.Copy !req
93. And I guess I just... I wanted to make sure
that you're taking other classes.Copy !req
94. Like, Economics,
or maybe a plumbing course.Copy !req
95. Or rental car cashier class? I don't know.Copy !req
96. What would you want to do
if the acting thing doesn't work out?Copy !req
97. Hold up, do you think
I'm not a good actor?Copy !req
98. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
99. You said "Not a good actor."
But now that you've said it...Copy !req
100. Some would say there are no bad actors,
only bad teachers.Copy !req
101. What about Jason Segel?
He was a bad actor in Bad Teacher.Copy !req
102. I am a wonderful actor.Copy !req
103. You'll see.Copy !req
104. Okay.Copy !req
105. She knew I was drunk,Copy !req
106. but she still let me drive off
with Jonathan.Copy !req
107. Whoa, oh! I'm a drunk!Copy !req
108. Jesus, I had no idea, I...Copy !req
109. Booze has taken everything from me.Copy !req
110. - My job as an airline pilot, my wife.
- Huh? What the...?Copy !req
111. Those two things.Copy !req
112. Okay. I see what's happening.Copy !req
113. Sorry, everybody.
This is one of my acting students.Copy !req
114. - He's trying to, um...
- Who's Whitfield?Copy !req
115. - Nobody said "Whitfield."
- My name is Whip Whitaker.Copy !req
116. - Did you follow me here?
- I drank the vodka bottles on the plane.Copy !req
117. Drove the plane upside-downsy.
Yeah, I'm drunk now.Copy !req
118. - Wow.
- No, don't...Copy !req
119. We've all been there, man.Copy !req
120. He hasn't been there.
That's the plot of the movie Flight.Copy !req
121. Glug, glug, glug.Copy !req
122. - That wet the ol' whistle.
- So sorry, everyone.Copy !req
123. Now I'm completely over the 0.8 percent
blood alcohol level.Copy !req
124. - I'm in trouble. I am wasted.
- This is very disrespectful.Copy !req
125. - Hammered...
- We work hard to create a safe space here.Copy !req
126. - ... tanked, blitzed...
- So sorry about that. I recognize that.Copy !req
127. - ... Irish, canned, smashed...
- I value this room, just know that.Copy !req
128. - ... annihilated, laced, faded.
- Really sorry about all of this.Copy !req
129. - So sorry.
- In conclusion, I am a drunk.Copy !req
130. The big D.Copy !req
131. - Fine. Shut up. You're a drunk.
- Aha! Wrong, I was acting!Copy !req
132. It appears the student
has become the student-er.Copy !req
133. Wow, an actor.Copy !req
134. Uh...Copy !req
135. Foul! That fowl fouled, ref!
Where's the whistle?Copy !req
136. - Ugh!
- There are women tossing women everywhere!Copy !req
137. What is this, the Running of the Brides
at Filene's Basement?Copy !req
138. Who's with me?Copy !req
139. Okay.Copy !req
140. - Um, they're allowed to do that in rugby.
- What? Really?Copy !req
141. Also, nobody knows
what Filene's Basement is.Copy !req
142. That's a shame. You definitely paid
too much for that coat.Copy !req
143. Oh, is it over? Did we win?Copy !req
144. Hey, you're really good.
I think.Copy !req
145. Don't feel like you have to come
to these things if it's not your thing.Copy !req
146. No, I liked it. Look at us. Doing college.Copy !req
147. I'm just saying you have your things
and I have my things. It's okay.Copy !req
148. - You wanna get something to eat?
- I-I can't.Copy !req
149. When we win,
we all go to Conspiracy to celebrate.Copy !req
150. - Sounds fun. Can I join you?
- I don't think you should.Copy !req
151. It's a bar,
and there will be alcohol there.Copy !req
152. - That's okay.
- And young girls.Copy !req
153. - What's that have to do with anything?
- Nothing. Just stating a fact.Copy !req
154. - Okay. Well, then, I guess I'll see you.
- Wouldn't wanna be you!Copy !req
155. But I would. You're cool.Copy !req
156. Thank you.Copy !req
157. Hmm.Copy !req
158. Yes, good. Keep doing what they're doing.Copy !req
159. Tawnie,
you're Hollyhock's best friend...Copy !req
160. - We're actually in a fight right now.
- Again?Copy !req
161. Our fights are like Adele songs.Copy !req
162. All kind of the same one,
but with different specifics.Copy !req
163. - Well, do you understand this rugby thing?
- Uh, honestly? No.Copy !req
164. She came back from winter break
super aggro, but that's Hollyhock, right?Copy !req
165. Suddenly, she decides,
"This is what I'm all about now,Copy !req
166. and everyone else
just has to get on board."Copy !req
167. What are we supposed to do with that?Copy !req
168. - Whoa!
- I guess... get on board.Copy !req
169. Get it out, get it... Yes, nice.Copy !req
170. Nice run! Very nice!Copy !req
171. Touchdown! That's my sister!Copy !req
172. Good try!Copy !req
173. Try? She did it. She scored.Copy !req
174. It's called a try.Copy !req
175. Try to keep up.Copy !req
176. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
177. - Yeah!
- Yes, Cardinals!Copy !req
178. - All right!
- All right!Copy !req
179. The two teams applaud each other,
and then the referees.Copy !req
180. As is customary. See footnote.Copy !req
181. We know.Copy !req
182. What's up, rugger?Copy !req
183. Two tries, two conversions,
and a drop goal?Copy !req
184. Jonah Lomu over here.Copy !req
185. - Great game, Hock.
- Oh, Hock.Copy !req
186. I like it.
Can I get a nickname too, Regina?Copy !req
187. How about, "Professor Horseman,
adult faculty member"?Copy !req
188. - We have to go.
- Yeah, go.Copy !req
189. Go. See you.
See you on the scrumming pitch.Copy !req
190. W-E-S-leyan!Copy !req
191. We will rock and maul and win!Copy !req
192. Wait. Where's Hollyhock?Copy !req
193. You mean Hollyhock
Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero...Copy !req
194. Hey. What the hell? You quit rugby?Copy !req
195. God. You sound like three of my dads.Copy !req
196. - The other five were relieved.
- You were good.Copy !req
197. I need to focus on my studies.
I'm not just here to get my ya-yas out.Copy !req
198. Yeah, but rugby's our thing.Copy !req
199. Okay, then I guess we'll just...
We'll find a new thing.Copy !req
200. How about my thing is reading
Gender Trouble by Judith Butler,Copy !req
201. and your thing is being a teacher?Copy !req
202. Are you okay?Copy !req
203. I'm just busy with school stuff.Copy !req
204. You got your showcase in a couple weeks?Copy !req
205. "An Evening of Modern American Scenes"?Copy !req
206. Yeah. I'll... I'll go to that.Copy !req
207. - Great. I'll see you then.
- Yeah, see you then.Copy !req
208. Not if I see you first...!Copy !req
209. - Hello?
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
210. - It's your very good accountant, Gaz.
- Hey, Gaz.Copy !req
211. I just noticed you spent
a lot of money last year.Copy !req
212. - Did you go to rehab? Like, a lot?
- You just noticed that?Copy !req
213. I've got a ton of clients, okay?
And this was a big cocaine year for me.Copy !req
214. But we're fine. Just make another movie,
and you'll be fine.Copy !req
215. - You're working on a movie?
- No.Copy !req
216. Actually, I'm a college professor now.Copy !req
217. What, do you hate money?Copy !req
218. - Gaz...
- Ah, no, no, no, it's fine.Copy !req
219. Basically, we're fine.
As I told my wife before she left me,Copy !req
220. I'm not worried,
and you shouldn't be either.Copy !req
221. We may need to unload some assets, though.Copy !req
222. - You still own that restaurant?
- Elefante?Copy !req
223. I'd love to dump that money pit,
but what idiot would buy it?Copy !req
224. - Sold! On this arrangement.
- Of course you're sold. It was your idea.Copy !req
225. Explain it to me one more time?Copy !req
226. Okay. You'll spend a lot of timeCopy !req
227. with international superstar
sex symbol, Joey Pogo,Copy !req
228. building a close emotional bond.Copy !req
229. After you've established that connection,Copy !req
230. you'll share one magical evening
of intimate sexual congress,Copy !req
231. after which, we'll finally be even.Copy !req
232. You'll marry me, and the two of you
will never see each other again.Copy !req
233. Hello? No?Copy !req
234. Really? Wow, hold on a sec.Copy !req
235. Pickles, should I buy Elefante?Copy !req
236. Ooh! Then you'd be my husband and my boss.Copy !req
237. Like Ike and Tina Turn... No.Copy !req
238. - Well, I'm sure there are good examples.
- There must be.Copy !req
239. But buying a restaurant's
a big commitment.Copy !req
240. What if I went in on it with you?
I like food.Copy !req
241. Great idea, Joey Pogo. I'm in!Copy !req
242. On you being in. On it. With me.Copy !req
243. I've got big ideas for this place.Copy !req
244. One word... lazy Susans.Copy !req
245. Hold on.Copy !req
246. Before we make any rash decisions,
should we maybe consider the long-term...Copy !req
247. Pickles, this guy on the phone
is waiting, and I don't want to be rude.Copy !req
248. Sorry. Of course.
Finish your conversation.Copy !req
249. Sold!Copy !req
250. - Now, you were saying?
- ... ramifications.Copy !req
251. Lazy Susans.Copy !req
252. Oh, Heidi,
you'll never bag a manCopy !req
253. with all your talk of feminism,Copy !req
254. and your grandfather in Switzerland,
and all your little goat friends...Copy !req
255. Stop. Terry, this character is 28.Copy !req
256. Is that what you think
a 28-year-old sounds like?Copy !req
257. I mean, yes?Copy !req
258. You do the same old-man voice
for every character.Copy !req
259. Gotta have a gimmick if I'm gonna make it
in the show business.Copy !req
260. In "the show business,"Copy !req
261. when they have old man characters,
they cast real old men.Copy !req
262. - I'll show you.
- Please don't.Copy !req
263. You'll see.Copy !req
264. We still have 20 minutes of class left.Copy !req
265. I'd driven across that bridge drunk
hundreds of times, but never on black ice.Copy !req
266. Back in my day,Copy !req
267. - we called that "the hidden slipperies."
- Oh, no.Copy !req
268. But we didn't go to meetings
and talk about our problems.Copy !req
269. - No, we made moonshine in bathtubs.
- Please leave. Now.Copy !req
270. - Who's Terry?
- Nobody said Terry.Copy !req
271. Mind if I sit a spell?
These old bones need a rest.Copy !req
272. Sure, take it easy.Copy !req
273. Everyone, this is another one
of my students.Copy !req
274. I'm very sorry, I have no idea
why they think this is gonna impress me.Copy !req
275. I just relieved myself in my adult diaper.Copy !req
276. Terry...Copy !req
277. Here I am, in the twilight of my years,
having drunk it all away.Copy !req
278. - My job as an airline pilot...
- Wow.Copy !req
279. - My son...
- You don't have a son.Copy !req
280. Not anymore I don't,
because I abandoned him.Copy !req
281. I abandoned my boy!Copy !req
282. - Papa?
- My boy!Copy !req
283. - Oh, my God.
- Papa? Is that you?Copy !req
284. I've gone blind, me has,
from working in the distillery!Copy !req
285. Oh, my sweet child!Copy !req
286. Ugh.Copy !req
287. Todd, why don't you and Ruthie
go for a strollCopy !req
288. while I talk to these acting students?Copy !req
289. She's just a baby, and I don't want
to expose her to too much desperation.Copy !req
290. You got it, boss.Copy !req
291. Today, we have a very special guest.Copy !req
292. This is my friend, Princess Carolyn,Copy !req
293. who was nice enough to come here
to talk about the business of acting.Copy !req
294. So, please do not embarrass me.Copy !req
295. Oh, no.Copy !req
296. How many months
until people get discovered, usually?Copy !req
297. One? Two? Three?Copy !req
298. This is more of a comment than a question,
but I've seen every Robert Altman movie.Copy !req
299. What's the best diner to be discovered in
drinking a milkshake?Copy !req
300. What if I want to do nudity?
Do I still have to sign a waiver?Copy !req
301. Huh!Copy !req
302. Whoo!Copy !req
303. Hey, who's the kid
that didn't ask a question?Copy !req
304. - The brooding kid in the back.
- Oh, that's Stan.Copy !req
305. That kid's got it.Copy !req
306. The look, the sauce,Copy !req
307. the power to make me feel
like a 13-year-old girl,Copy !req
308. and to make a 13-year-old girl
feel like a woman.Copy !req
309. I wanna cast him.Copy !req
310. - You haven't even seen him act.
- Is he good?Copy !req
311. He's the best actor I got.Copy !req
312. I had my doubts
when he did the scene from Proof,Copy !req
313. but when he did the scene from Doubt,
I thought, "There's the proof."Copy !req
314. - I have to sign him.
- No.Copy !req
315. Stan needs to finish school.
He's a sophomore.Copy !req
316. Great! A legal adult but he looks young.Copy !req
317. He can play all the roles that other
young, impressionable actors can'tCopy !req
318. because they keep ODing,
or going to prison, or going to rehab,Copy !req
319. or killing themselves.Copy !req
320. - No, he's not ready.
- Why don't we let Stan decide?Copy !req
321. I want to be your manager.Copy !req
322. And I can get you Brooding Birthday Boy
on "Birthday Dad" right now.Copy !req
323. Stan, LA's not going anywhere.Copy !req
324. But you need an education,
something to keep you grounded.Copy !req
325. Stan, look at me.
You have an opportunity now.Copy !req
326. What do you need, a piece of paper?
You're done with this place.Copy !req
327. Stan? Stan. Stan, Stan.Copy !req
328. One day, you're gonna look back
and realize these days on campus,Copy !req
329. they were the last days
you were truly free.Copy !req
330. You want "free"?Copy !req
331. Check out the Smirnoff Ice gifting suite
at the Emmy Awards after-party!Copy !req
332. My whole career, all I wanted
was to get to a place like this,Copy !req
333. and I didn't even know it.Copy !req
334. Out there, there's nothing to protect you.Copy !req
335. No, but there's a Patagonia jacket
that says "Birthday Dad" on itCopy !req
336. that you get from being on "Birthday Dad."Copy !req
337. We're safe here, Stan.
Please, don't make the mistake I did.Copy !req
338. Come on, you'll get your own chair
with your name on it!Copy !req
339. - Damn it.
- Oh, good boy. Yes, he's a good boy.Copy !req
340. Okay, first thing,
we're gonna get these teeth fixed.Copy !req
341. Marshmallow?Copy !req
342. Thanks!Copy !req
343. That was for the child.Copy !req
344. Oh, should've specified.Copy !req
345. If she can abstain from eating
the marshmallow for 15 minutes,Copy !req
346. she'll receive an even bigger reward.Copy !req
347. An even bigger reward than a marshmallow?Copy !req
348. Remember these times, Ruthie.Copy !req
349. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
350. - Go Todd for Maude!
- You're sitting in front of a marshmallow,Copy !req
351. and if you don't eat it,
you get a bigger reward in 15 minutes.Copy !req
352. - What do you do?
- Don't be a sucker, Todd.Copy !req
353. Eat the marshmallow.Copy !req
354. Who knows what the world's gonna be like
in 15 minutes?Copy !req
355. That's all I needed to hear.Copy !req
356. Thanks, Maude.Copy !req
357. Oh, no! What have I done?
We've got to find another marshmallow!Copy !req
358. Hey, Todd. You've got the Maude Squad.Copy !req
359. Just kidding, it's just Maude.
I don't have a squad.Copy !req
360. Maude? I didn't go to college.Copy !req
361. - Where can I get a marshmallow?
- The dining hall?Copy !req
362. Dining hall?
This is Wesleyan, not Hogwarts.Copy !req
363. What's in a marshmallow anyway?
Maybe I can make one.Copy !req
364. I think they're mostly chemicals.Copy !req
365. To the chemistry lab!Copy !req
366. You! Make me a marshmallow!Copy !req
367. I'm trying to cure brain cancer.Copy !req
368. That's not important right now!Copy !req
369. If I don't get a new marshmallow,Copy !req
370. some psychiatrist
is gonna get mad at this baby.Copy !req
371. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
372. I am so sick of the soft sciences
wagging the dogCopy !req
373. in conversations
of behavioral development.Copy !req
374. Let's teach them a lesson!Copy !req
375. - I'm sorry, but the experiment's over.
- What? Why?Copy !req
376. Because you ate the marshmallow.
Good day, sir.Copy !req
377. Doctor?Copy !req
378. You did it!Copy !req
379. Hello, my name is Willie Wesleyan,
and you've won the school, my boy!Copy !req
380. Wesleyan University is yours.Copy !req
381. What? Why?Copy !req
382. Somebody needs to keep
that stuffy old board of trustees in checkCopy !req
383. once I've shed this mortal skin.Copy !req
384. - Oh...
- Sorry about that.Copy !req
385. We're doing LSD research
in the room next door.Copy !req
386. Come on, Mr. Phillips. Time to go.Copy !req
387. The frozzleberries
taste like banozzleberries!Copy !req
388. Yes, Mr. Phillips,
everything tastes like something.Copy !req
389. So this is college.Copy !req
390. - You wanted to see me?
- Amy, yeah. Um, have a seat.Copy !req
391. So we're nearing
the end of the semester here,Copy !req
392. and I'm putting together the cast sheet
for the student showcase.Copy !req
393. - Uh-huh.
- This showcase is a big deal.Copy !req
394. This might sound crazy coming from
famous television star, BoJack Horseman,Copy !req
395. but in some ways,
this showcase means even more to meCopy !req
396. than the very popular TV shows
that, again, I was the star of.Copy !req
397. - It means a lot to me, too.
- Does it?Copy !req
398. 'Cause you've been missing
a lot of classes.Copy !req
399. And forgetting your lines.
You seem tired all the time, and...Copy !req
400. I can be better. I'll prove it.Copy !req
401. Okay.Copy !req
402. As the water rose, I remember
fumbling through the glove compartment,Copy !req
403. just praying
that I could find a pin hammerCopy !req
404. so I could shatter the window.Copy !req
405. - Uh, excuse me, is this...
- No. Nope, no, no, no. Get out of here.Copy !req
406. - This has to stop.
- What?Copy !req
407. This is a place for people who are serious
about making a change,Copy !req
408. not for desperate acting students
pretending to have problems, Amy.Copy !req
409. I was just trying to get help!Copy !req
410. Oof!Copy !req
411. Oh! Oops! That was...Copy !req
412. Oops.Copy !req
413. - Hey, do you know what this show's about?
- I think it's about to start.Copy !req
414. So keep your rugby voice
on the field, okay?Copy !req
415. It turns out my hypothesis was correct.
Kids love marshmallows.Copy !req
416. You don't say.Copy !req
417. You still working on that memoir?Copy !req
418. Well, funny story about that...Copy !req
419. Oh, I love when stories start like that!
Ooh! You should put this one in your book.Copy !req
420. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
421. Horse professor, we're ready when you are.Copy !req
422. Lights.Copy !req
423. Hello.Copy !req
424. Thank you. Oh, wow, thank you.
That's very nice, thank you.Copy !req
425. Welcome to
"An Evening of Modern American Scenes."Copy !req
426. The students are very excited
to perform for you tonight.Copy !req
427. They've come such a long way
over the course of the semester.Copy !req
428. Like, a really... a really long way.
They were very bad before.Copy !req
429. But now...Copy !req
430. Well, I mean,
you'll see for yourself, uh...Copy !req
431. But, um, I'm proud of them.Copy !req
432. Anyway, first up is a scene
from Sam German-Shepherd's "Real America."Copy !req
433. You think real America's
all about cowboys?Copy !req
434. Well, I say real America's about business!
And capitalism!Copy !req
435. - Hey, it's Hollyhock.
- Ugh!Copy !req
436. - Leave a message, if you're a hundred.
- God damn it.Copy !req
437. I'm starting to think the real America
is me kicking your ass!Copy !req
438. BoJack? Oh, shit, your showcase!Copy !req
439. Tawnie's gonna be so pissed!Copy !req
440. Forget Tawnie. I'm pissed!
And it's happening right now.Copy !req
441. I'm sorry. I forgot.Copy !req
442. I know your students just have to do
a scene, but I have multiple final papers.Copy !req
443. If you're implying
acting is a bullshit major, you're right.Copy !req
444. But people came all the way
from California to see my showcase.Copy !req
445. From Chicago.
You can't even walk across campus?Copy !req
446. Okay, let me put some pants on.Copy !req
447. - You've been avoiding me all semester.
- I just have a lot going on.Copy !req
448. I go to school here.
I'm a college student.Copy !req
449. - I thought I'd see you more.
- This was mine before you got here.Copy !req
450. This was my life, my world,
and you just, like, live here now.Copy !req
451. And you could have asked me, by the way.Copy !req
452. Okay, I'm sorry.
I guess I thought my sister...Copy !req
453. No, don't say that.
Like it means something.Copy !req
454. - It does mean something.
- We don't know each other, really.Copy !req
455. - What?
- No, I'm just saying it's fine.Copy !req
456. I had a life before I met you,
and you had a life before you met me.Copy !req
457. I don't want that life.Copy !req
458. That life, that person?
That's not who I am, I...Copy !req
459. I'm sorry I came here
without asking you first.Copy !req
460. That was selfish.Copy !req
461. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
462. If this is too weird for you,
I don't have to come back next semester.Copy !req
463. I can get a job somewhere else.Copy !req
464. Tawnie says you're a really good teacher.Copy !req
465. She did? Huh.
I thought you were in a fight.Copy !req
466. Yeah, but I still love her.Copy !req
467. Are we in a fight?Copy !req
468. Yeah, but...Copy !req
469. Yeah.Copy !req
470. I should get back to the show.Copy !req
471. If you want to come back in the fall,
that could be cool.Copy !req
472. - Yeah?
- Just...Copy !req
473. We need to take things slow, you know?Copy !req
474. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
475. Thanks.Copy !req
476. And in that moment,
I knew this was my home.Copy !req
477. And as long as I was here,Copy !req
478. I'd be safe.Copy !req
479. But then again, what do I know?Copy !req
480. I'm just a 15-year-old boy
living in Brighton Beach.Copy !req
481. Yeah!Copy !req
482. Horse professor.Copy !req
483. - Come on. Get up here.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
484. - Get up here.
- No, no, no. Come on.Copy !req
485. Thank you.Copy !req
486. Thank you so much.Copy !req
487. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
488. - You need to stop this.
- What?Copy !req
489. The reporters who keep trying
to get Penny to tell her story.Copy !req
490. What... What reporters?Copy !req
491. Whatever they're doing,
I don't want to be included, okay?Copy !req
492. I don't want my daughter to be included.Copy !req
493. Charlotte, I swear, I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
494. Well, you better figure it out.Copy !req