1. Okay, guys,
that is my cat eye tutorial.Copy !req
2. It probably works better
if you're not a dog,Copy !req
3. but anyways, like and subscribe.Copy !req
4. Oh, and RIP Nelson Mandela
and Paul Walker.Copy !req
5. - Love you, sassy boys!Copy !req
6. I just don't feel like
doing a makeup tutorial today.Copy !req
7. - Dad! I'm shooting a video!Copy !req
8. Demi!Copy !req
9. I really thought me and Buzzy
were built to last,Copy !req
10. like Brad and Angelina,
or Gwyneth and Coldplay Man,Copy !req
11. or America and its current love affair
with Rebel Wilson.Copy !req
12. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking
about my personal life.Copy !req
13. I just feel so alone.Copy !req
14. - Aw! Thank you.Copy !req
15. Hey, Pickle Pack!
Gettin' ready for another job interview.Copy !req
16. I think I'm just gonna lie
about having experience. Right?Copy !req
17. I got the job! I'm a systems analyst?Copy !req
18. I got fired my first day
as a systems analyst,Copy !req
19. but then I got a job
as an air traffic controller!Copy !req
20. I got fired my first day
as an air traffic controller.Copy !req
21. But then I got a job as a waitress!Copy !req
22. - So, I've been seeing someone.Copy !req
23. He's a yellow lab,
and he's so handsome and friendly.Copy !req
24. - Mister asked me to move in with him!Copy !req
25. - Hi, Mister!
- Oh, are you taking a video?Copy !req
26. Thank you, queefburglar69,
for that lovely cartoon heart!Copy !req
27. Get a load of this cool house,
Pickle Pack! Lights, off. Lights, on!Copy !req
28. - Thank you, Robot House!Copy !req
29. Check this out. The Thunder Room.Copy !req
30. A place to wait out thunderstorms
and Fourth of July celebrations!Copy !req
31. Thunder door, close!Copy !req
32. Closing.
Thunder Room secure.Copy !req
33. Cute!Copy !req
34. He got down on one knee and everything!
He was so nervous before he asked!Copy !req
35. - Of course I said yes!Copy !req
36. - I think Mister is still in shock!
- Engaged! That's what we are now!Copy !req
37. Ring filter!Copy !req
38. So, I guess I liked the play.Copy !req
39. I was just surprised at how different
it was from the movie.Copy !req
40. I kept waiting for the baseball part.Copy !req
41. And so many dysfunctional relationships!
All the cheating and lying!Copy !req
42. I'm sure glad we're not like that,
right, Mister?Copy !req
43. Um, Pickles, would you mind
turning off the livestream?Copy !req
44. There's something I need
to discuss with you. Privately.Copy !req
45. Ooh, I hope it's something good!Copy !req
46. - The wedding is off!Copy !req
47. Hi, I'm here to see BoJack.Copy !req
48. You're...Copy !req
49. too late.Copy !req
50. - What?
- He's...Copy !req
51. gone...Copy !req
52. - No!
- ... to a party for the night.Copy !req
53. Here's the address.
Sorry for all the wincing.Copy !req
54. I put too many jalapeños
on my...Copy !req
55. sandwich.Copy !req
56. A party? With alcohol?Copy !req
57. No, a lame party, without alcohol.Copy !req
58. Uh...Copy !req
59. Don't worry. We sent him
with a trained sober companion.Copy !req
60. He'll keep him out of trouble.Copy !req
61. This is Eduardo.
He's here to keep me out of trouble.Copy !req
62. Say, aren't you
one of those fainting goats?Copy !req
63. Only if I panic.Copy !req
64. So, what makes you panic?Copy !req
65. Nothing. The whole point is
he doesn't panic. Sober companion.Copy !req
66. You know what makes me panic?Copy !req
67. Most of the time
I'm an ocean-levels-rising guy,Copy !req
68. but sometimes I like to dwellCopy !req
69. on the fact that
there will always be invisible wallsCopy !req
70. between myself and those who claim
to know me.Copy !req
71. That sure is nerve-racking,
but the only thing that makes me panicCopy !req
72. is the thought
that I might someday drink again.Copy !req
73. - A toast to that never happening!Copy !req
74. Very helpful. Thank you, Eduardo.Copy !req
75. Oh, I'm just Greg, a guy Mr. Peanutbutter
met at a gas station once.Copy !req
76. I honestly don't even know
why I got invited to this party.Copy !req
77. You know, I got a few TV ideas myself.Copy !req
78. Franco, nobody wants to hear
your time-travelling orthodontist pitch!Copy !req
79. Demi, you are lighting a long fuse
on a short stick of dynamite.Copy !req
80. Oh, whoop. And a big one at that.Copy !req
81. - Diane! Didn't think I'd see you here!Copy !req
82. Could you go tell BoJack to come out
so I can talk to him?Copy !req
83. What? I don't have time
for your classic Diane wackiness.Copy !req
84. We gotta get these to the balloon room!Copy !req
85. - Hey.
- Hey, look who's back in town!Copy !req
86. - Wow! Baby! Cute!Copy !req
87. - She's crawling all over the place.Copy !req
88. I wasn't gonna bring her out,
but another nanny quit on me.Copy !req
89. Carlotta quit, huh?Copy !req
90. I assume she resigned in disgraceCopy !req
91. for not making good airplane noises
when she feeds Ruthie?Copy !req
92. No, she said she felt
she was being watched all day.Copy !req
93. Impossible! I'm there around the clock,
observing her every move.Copy !req
94. - If she was being watched, I'd know!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
95. Uh, where do these balloons go?Copy !req
96. Hello, Pickles' best friend Ilana.Copy !req
97. Pickles' other friend Ilana.
Didn't think I'd see you here.Copy !req
98. And then of course, there's always
the looming fearCopy !req
99. my spleen could up and re-twist itself.Copy !req
100. How are we back in a conversation?Copy !req
101. It's like I'm trying to canoe out to sea,Copy !req
102. but the current keeps washing me back
to the same shallow backwater.Copy !req
103. - Hey, there you are.
- Thank God, I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
104. - Never leave my side.
- I have to tell you—Copy !req
105. - Okay, everybody get to your places!
- What's happening?Copy !req
106. Mr. Peanutbutter's and Pickles'
surprise wedding!Copy !req
107. Surprise wedding?Copy !req
108. The wedding planning
was stressing Mr. Peanutbutter out,Copy !req
109. and Pickles loves big romantic surprises.Copy !req
110. And I'm not doing much
except for sitting at homeCopy !req
111. watching Princess Carolyn's
terrible nannies,Copy !req
112. so naturally, I thought,
"Ooh! Surprise wedding!"Copy !req
113. - Where are they now?
- I got them two ticketsCopy !req
114. to Angels in the Outfield.Copy !req
115. - The movie?
- The play. It's like six hours long.Copy !req
116. Do you mean Angels in America?Copy !req
117. Whatever it is,
after that feel-good comedy,Copy !req
118. they'll be in a great mood for a wedding!Copy !req
119. Wow. Okay...Copy !req
120. Look, I cannot be here.
Just... I'm moving.Copy !req
121. Great, your apartment's a dump.
Where are you moving to?Copy !req
122. Uh, not Echo Park. I'll never see you.Copy !req
123. - Chicago.
- Chicago? Chicago Chicago?Copy !req
124. Ooh, they just pulled into the driveway!Copy !req
125. - Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- Why Chicago?Copy !req
126. Everybody hide and stay quiet.Copy !req
127. Remember, as soon as the lights go on,
just jump up and yell, "Surprise!"Copy !req
128. - Lights, off!Copy !req
129. Um, Pickles? Would you mind
turning off the livestream?Copy !req
130. There's something I need
to discuss with you. Privately.Copy !req
131. Ooh, I hope it's something good!Copy !req
132. It's not.Copy !req
133. - Lights—
- Wait!Copy !req
134. Before Robot House assaults usCopy !req
135. with the harsh, unforgiving glare
of our energy-efficient bulbs,Copy !req
136. I need to tell you this.Copy !req
137. But it's so dark in here.Copy !req
138. What I'm about to confess is so shameful,Copy !req
139. I can only admit it
in the cover of shadow.Copy !req
140. Don't be silly. Lights, on!Copy !req
141. - I cheated on you!
- Surp—!Copy !req
142. - Did someone just say something?Copy !req
143. Don't change the subject!Copy !req
144. - You cheated on me?
- I am so sorry.Copy !req
145. - How could you do this?
- It was the worst mistake of my life!Copy !req
146. And I once played Twister
with Bryan SingerCopy !req
147. at Kevin Spacey's party
for Andy Dick's early parole.Copy !req
148. - Ugh!
- I've been in the Thunder Room every nightCopy !req
149. for months trying to swallow my shame.Copy !req
150. But I can't. And I've apparently been
so racked with guilt I left the door open.Copy !req
151. - Thunder door, close.
- Closing.Copy !req
152. Thunder Room secure.Copy !req
153. Help! Please!Copy !req
154. Just because you feel guilty,
that doesn't make it okay.Copy !req
155. Are you the time I went to see
Lady Gaga in concertCopy !req
156. and she didn't sing "Paparazzi"?Copy !req
157. Because I am hurt,
and I am confused, and I am angry,Copy !req
158. and nobody told me there was going to be
an encore, so I just went home and...Copy !req
159. - Why am I even talking to you?Copy !req
160. - I need my best friend. I'm calling Ilana!Copy !req
161. But, honestly,
can Ilana even relate to me anymore?Copy !req
162. Since she got that
new Sunday-to-Thursday jobCopy !req
163. she's turned into a real
see-you-next-Friday.Copy !req
164. I never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
165. but sometimes I feel like I prefer
my other friend Ilana.Copy !req
166. Sometimes it's just easier to talk
to a person who has nothing else going on.Copy !req
167. - What?
- Please don't tell the Ilanas about this.Copy !req
168. I'm gonna tell everybody about this.
I'm a Gemini.Copy !req
169. No! Think of my family!
They need me to be strong right now.Copy !req
170. Poor Captain Peanutbutter.Copy !req
171. He recently confided to meCopy !req
172. he feels trapped in a loveless marriage
with Mrs. Captain Peanutbutter.Copy !req
173. - Well, can you blame her?Copy !req
174. Excuse me?Copy !req
175. Every time I get trapped
in a conversation with Captain,Copy !req
176. I think, "If I was married to this guy,Copy !req
177. I would gnaw my own hand off
just to get the ring off my body."Copy !req
178. At least no one in my family
has anger issues.Copy !req
179. My father has come so far
with his anger management classes!Copy !req
180. I'm sorry, but your father is a hothead
with a little-pug complex.Copy !req
181. - Everyone makes excuses for his outbursts.Copy !req
182. "I don't know what's gotten into Franco.Copy !req
183. - He's not usually like that."Copy !req
184. - Trust me. He's like that.
- How dare you.Copy !req
185. And the way your mother provokes him!
I think they get off on it,Copy !req
186. and they're making us unwilling
participants in their kinky foreplay.Copy !req
187. Ew! Those are my parents!Copy !req
188. - And don't even get me started on Greg.Copy !req
189. That guy that I met once
at that gas station!Copy !req
190. - Why are you bringing him up?
- I don't know, but he sucks, too!Copy !req
191. - Oh.
- There, I got it off my chest.Copy !req
192. I know who I need right now.Copy !req
193. No, Pickles. Please don't TweedFeed this.Copy !req
194. I understand your Pickle Pack
is part of how you process pain.Copy !req
195. Wrong, Mr. Mister.
The Pack isn't part of anything.Copy !req
196. They are everything.Copy !req
197. When I stabbed myself in the eye
with a boba straw,Copy !req
198. they all sent me photos
of themselves wearing eyepatches.Copy !req
199. And when my Grandma Piccolino died,Copy !req
200. stickyvicki was the first person
to say, "LMAO. Sorry for your loss."Copy !req
201. My subscribers are with me
through thick and thin.Copy !req
202. And they have never strayed. Unsubscribe!Copy !req
203. - I never thought this would haveCopy !req
204. so much practical application in my life,Copy !req
205. but you could tie some sheets together
and make a rope.Copy !req
206. - Pickles, wait!
- No! You stay!Copy !req
207. Bedroom lights, on!Copy !req
208. - Down!
- Go, go, go.Copy !req
209. The wedding is off!Copy !req
210. He cheated on me!Copy !req
211. - Freezer, ice.
- Dispensing.Copy !req
212. Water filter, filtrate.Copy !req
213. Oh, I have to talk to her!Copy !req
214. - Go, go, go, go, go!
- Let's hit the bricks and quick.Copy !req
215. - Um, Princess Carolyn...
- Oh, fish!Copy !req
216. I mean, I've been hurt by guys before.
But this... I just feel so stupid.Copy !req
217. - My God, thank you, not even.Copy !req
218. Hi. I know you are quite upset, but—Copy !req
219. Are you not listening?
I told you to leave me alone.Copy !req
220. - Right, but—
- Oh! You want a makeup tutorial?Copy !req
221. Here's a makeup tutorial:
we are never making up!Copy !req
222. - Wha—
- Door, slam!Copy !req
223. Okay. Here's how to look
like a crying, pugly freak!Copy !req
224. So, you're gonna want a mascara
that really runs...Copy !req
225. - So, why Chicago?
- What?Copy !req
226. What's the draw?
Is it the rampant gun violence?Copy !req
227. Or do you just like seeing improv actors
who aren't good enough for LA?Copy !req
228. - Or is there a guy?
- Uh...Copy !req
229. What's his name, your suitor?
Your gentleman caller?Copy !req
230. - Guy.
- Fine. What's your guy's name?Copy !req
231. No. Guy is the name of the guy
I'm not moving to Chicago for.Copy !req
232. What's the name of the guy
you are moving to Chicago for?Copy !req
233. I think we're done here.Copy !req
234. - Ruthie.
- This is all your fault.Copy !req
235. If you hadn't creeped out
every nanny I hire—Copy !req
236. I wouldn't have to monitor them so closely
if you hadn't hired a bunch of quacks!Copy !req
237. Ooh! Duck!Copy !req
238. What's with all this mid-century furniture
so close to the ground?Copy !req
239. - No one had to hide in the '50s?
- Close to the ground, that's it!Copy !req
240. We've gotta think like a baby!Copy !req
241. I'm a baby. I don't have a job.Copy !req
242. I love being wrapped up
in soft, red hoodies.Copy !req
243. And when I'm feeling low,
I like to get high.Copy !req
244. Ruthie's a climber!Copy !req
245. Just as I suspected.Copy !req
246. Fresh drool. It's Ruthie.Copy !req
247. Todd!Copy !req
248. So, I obviously can't
marry him, right?Copy !req
249. What do you guys think I should do?Copy !req
250. - Hey. Give me that.Copy !req
251. "You should make Mr. Peanutbutter
take you to the park,Copy !req
252. far away from this mouse."
What mouse?Copy !req
253. - Great idea!Copy !req
254. - Door, open!Copy !req
255. - Hey, Mister! Take me to the park!Copy !req
256. - Can do!
- I'll be right down!Copy !req
257. Okay, Pickle Pack,
let's pick out an outfit.Copy !req
258. What says, "I am going to survive this
because I am strong,Copy !req
259. - but you should still feel very bad"?
- Uh...Copy !req
260. - Go, baby! Go to mama! Oh.Copy !req
261. But what if we go for a walk, and he says
all the right things, and I forgive him?Copy !req
262. I can't make it so easy for him, can I?Copy !req
263. Oh, my God.Copy !req
264. That is an even better idea, MarciFartz.Copy !req
265. Hey, Mister!
Cancel the park and come here.Copy !req
266. What? Stay out of my shit, MarciFartz!Copy !req
267. - On my way, darling!
- Kitty up.Copy !req
268. Bring me my favorite drink.
Exactly the way I like it.Copy !req
269. Then we'll talk.Copy !req
270. Of course, right away!Copy !req
271. Of course he'll make
my drink perfect.Copy !req
272. Because he's perfect!Copy !req
273. I mean, look at him!Copy !req
274. And... and... Look at him!Copy !req
275. - Um... Oh!Copy !req
276. And him, as portrayed
in this boardwalk caricature drawing!Copy !req
277. I didn't know he liked tennis
and skateboarding.Copy !req
278. What else has he been hiding from me?Copy !req
279. I mean, is it me?
Was I not good enough?Copy !req
280. Yeah, I'm not the problem!Copy !req
281. In fact, why am I even in his house?Copy !req
282. - I need to pack!Copy !req
283. I'm going
to a fancy-ass hotel.Copy !req
284. - And...Copy !req
285. I'm gonna try to get my room comped
in exchange for social media promotion!Copy !req
286. And then they'll say no.Copy !req
287. And then I'll pay for the room
and drag them online.Copy !req
288. Hate to leave you hanging.Copy !req
289. - Yeah.Copy !req
290. Wait a minute! Why should I leave?Copy !req
291. - He's the one who cheated!Copy !req
292. He can live in the dog park
for all I care!Copy !req
293. But then, why do I want him to stay?Copy !req
294. - I'm so confused.Copy !req
295. Good call, t_chavez!Copy !req
296. - You're welcome. Oh, no!Copy !req
297. - Phew!Copy !req
298. Boba Maker. Uh... boba make?Copy !req
299. Would you like whipped cream?Copy !req
300. Uh...Copy !req
301. Hey, so, uh, sobriety. How is it?Copy !req
302. Impossible.Copy !req
303. Uh...Copy !req
304. There's no clear path to the exit.
You can wait it out, I'm doing the window.Copy !req
305. It's not because of me
that you're moving to Chicago?Copy !req
306. No. I need to go.Copy !req
307. Pickles? Precious?
Possible point of complexity...Copy !req
308. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
309. I know your favorite drink is boba,Copy !req
310. but just the other day, you said,Copy !req
311. "Whipped cream
is the best thing in the world,"Copy !req
312. immediately followed by,
and this is a direct quote,Copy !req
313. "So, keep it as far away
from me as possible!"Copy !req
314. I just wanted to circle back.Copy !req
315. Yeah.Copy !req
316. Don't get me wrong,Copy !req
317. I love the challenge of trying
to square two irreconcilable positions.Copy !req
318. - Where's the baby? There's the baby!Copy !req
319. Where's the baby?
Shit! Where's the baby?Copy !req
320. Bang-crash, you say! I hear the note.Copy !req
321. I'll be right back with your drink
prepared exactly the way you want it!Copy !req
322. Here.Copy !req
323. - You know how in AA they give you chips?
- But no salsa?Copy !req
324. Using that.Copy !req
325. But they're a big deal, the chips.Copy !req
326. Sure, they brainwash you into thinking
they're more important than they are,Copy !req
327. but when I got my two-month chip...Copy !req
328. I thought, "I wish Diane could see this."Copy !req
329. I see it. It's amazing.Copy !req
330. It would not be improved by salsa.Copy !req
331. Door, open!Copy !req
332. No! No!Copy !req
333. Hmm.Copy !req
334. Sunshine, I have your boba.Copy !req
335. No whipped cream, I hope.Copy !req
336. Of course not.Copy !req
337. You always know how I like it.Copy !req
338. Is there any chance we could talk IRL?Copy !req
339. Intimately, rigorously, lengthily?Copy !req
340. You know, what's funny
is now I actually want the whipped cream.Copy !req
341. Well, good news, because, uh...Copy !req
342. - Hmm...
- I don't want to be mad at you.Copy !req
343. That's great!Copy !req
344. - No, it's not—
- I know I caused you pain,Copy !req
345. but we can get through this.
I still wanna marry you.Copy !req
346. Do you still want to marry me?Copy !req
347. Promise me you'll never lie to me again?Copy !req
348. I promise.Copy !req
349. Then I guess we could put it behind us
if it just happened the one time.Copy !req
350. It did! One time! One unit of cheating.Copy !req
351. Comprised of two separate instances.Copy !req
352. - What?
- But the spirit of it was once.Copy !req
353. Well, at least you told me right away.Copy !req
354. - It happened a few months ago.
- What?Copy !req
355. - But I'm being honest with you now!
- Okay.Copy !req
356. - At least it wasn't with someone I know.
- It was Diane.Copy !req
357. Diane, the nice lady
from the chew-toy store?Copy !req
358. Diane, my ex-wife?Copy !req
359. That's so much worse!Copy !req
360. You are a bad dog!Copy !req
361. - No. No. No!Copy !req
362. Come on, Eduardo. Hold it together.
You're not just a fainting goat.Copy !req
363. You're a trained sober companion.
Just do what the sign says.Copy !req
364. No!Copy !req
365. - Vacuum, stop.
- Stopping.Copy !req
366. Coin sorter, sort.Copy !req
367. Oh, Coin Sorter,
I'd love to toss my problems in a trayCopy !req
368. and say, "Here, sort these out."
I know it doesn't work that way,Copy !req
369. but if only this smart house
could give some advice to this stupid dog.Copy !req
370. - Go to her.
- Coin Sorter?Copy !req
371. Go to Pickles. Go now.Copy !req
372. I don't know, Coin Sorter.
I've already screwed everything up so bad.Copy !req
373. I should sit here
and wait for her to come to me.Copy !req
374. No. You go to her. Leave this room.Copy !req
375. - Okay.
- But don't talk so much!Copy !req
376. - What?
- It is I, the robot, uh, thermostat.Copy !req
377. Thermostat, I should have known.Copy !req
378. I can always count on you
to cool things downCopy !req
379. when they get too heated.
You were saying?Copy !req
380. Sometimes you try to fix problemsCopy !req
381. or make them go away,
which comes off as dismissive.Copy !req
382. If you want to solve this, listen.
Really hear her.Copy !req
383. Beep-boop. Seventy-two degrees.Copy !req
384. Okay.Copy !req
385. Is this mess
why you're moving to Chicago?Copy !req
386. I told you,
I'm moving for me.Copy !req
387. I get it.Copy !req
388. - Are you gonna be okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. - I mean... I don't know.
- You seem okay.Copy !req
390. But the reason I had to tell you
I was leaving,Copy !req
391. the reason I came
to my ex-husband's house,Copy !req
392. was because I need to know
that you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
393. I need to hear you say it.Copy !req
394. I can't leave if I don't know
you're going to be okay, BoJack.Copy !req
395. - I'll be okay.
- Promise?Copy !req
396. Because if something happens,
and I'm in Chicago—Copy !req
397. That's not a friendship,
that's a hostage situation.Copy !req
398. Go to Chicago. I'll be fine.Copy !req
399. Thank you.Copy !req
400. - Hey!
- Ruthie?Copy !req
401. Ruthie!Copy !req
402. - There you are!Copy !req
403. Let's get you away
from these delightful choking hazards!Copy !req
404. You know, Todd, you have a knack for this.Copy !req
405. Would you wanna be her nanny?Copy !req
406. I do know her routine
and all of her favorite foodsCopy !req
407. and how to do funny voices
for bedtime stories,Copy !req
408. unlike Carlotta who does voices
like Cameron DiazCopy !req
409. "did a voice" for the Shrek movies.Copy !req
410. - So, that's a yes then?Copy !req
411. I don't want to be mad at you.Copy !req
412. It sucks that I have to be mad at you.Copy !req
413. This should be
the happiest time of my life,Copy !req
414. but now because you did something stupid,
I have to feel bad.Copy !req
415. That's not fair.Copy !req
416. And I still love you and...
I still wanna marry you.Copy !req
417. But you can't do things
that hurt me like that.Copy !req
418. It's not okay.Copy !req
419. And if we just go back
to the way things were beforeCopy !req
420. and pretend nothing happened,
I'm gonna feel stupid.Copy !req
421. We can't just go back.Copy !req
422. How can we make this right?Copy !req
423. Don't just stand there!
I'm talking to you.Copy !req
424. I'm sorry. I want us to stay together.
I want you to trust me.Copy !req
425. I wanna make us even somehow.Copy !req
426. Even? The only logical way to be evenCopy !req
427. would be if I got to sleep
with somebody else.Copy !req
428. Okay. If that's what needs to happen.Copy !req
429. - Really?
- Yeah, we just have to think who—Copy !req
430. Buzzy. My high school boyfriend, Buzzy.Copy !req
431. Very quick with that name, but okay. Fine.Copy !req
432. No, you don't even know him.Copy !req
433. Knowing is what hurts the most.Copy !req
434. What if I sleep with Buzzy and Tyler
from Soul Cycle?Copy !req
435. - Two people?
- Well, maybe we can keep brainstorming.Copy !req
436. If we put our heads together,Copy !req
437. I know we'll find the perfect guy
for you to cheat on me withCopy !req
438. that makes it totally even,Copy !req
439. so things can go back to normal
and we can get married.Copy !req
440. - Thank you.Copy !req
441. - Hey, guys.
- Diane?Copy !req
442. I'm just here to randomly apologize
for that time we cheated on Pickles twice.Copy !req
443. It was a big mistake, and it was my fault,
and it will never happen again.Copy !req
444. Also, I think I left my wallet hereCopy !req
445. when I came to your party
a year and a half ago.Copy !req
446. If you find it, probably under the bed
in the master suite,Copy !req
447. could you mail it to me?
I live in Chicago now. Thanks.Copy !req
448. This is Eduardo. Don't mind him.
He's just keeping me sober.Copy !req
449. Found the baby, had a blast, gotta go.Copy !req
450. - And here's your boba.
- Thank you.Copy !req
451. - Odd.Copy !req
452. - Oh, my parents are calling.
- Fun! Put 'em on speaker!Copy !req