1. What you got there?Copy !req
2. I think it's a hydrangea.Copy !req
3. Does she even like that kind of plant?Copy !req
4. Probably not. She doesn't like anything.Copy !req
5. Hello, BoJack.Copy !req
6. Thanks for having me, Mom.Copy !req
7. You're the guest of honor.Copy !req
8. Everyone, BoJack is here.Copy !req
9. Hey, buddy! Get in here!Copy !req
10. - For you.
- Oh, a plant.Copy !req
11. Dirt for inside. Goody.Copy !req
12. You got here just in time, BoJack.Copy !req
13. A bird flew in through the windowCopy !req
14. and we're having trouble
getting her out of the house.Copy !req
15. Yeah, call yourself early
and go get a worm!Copy !req
16. Golly, she's more coy
than a coyote claiming a cottontail.Copy !req
17. Ahem. Phone for you, Mrs. Horseman.Copy !req
18. Thank you, butler.Copy !req
19. - Is that Zach Braff?
- Who?Copy !req
20. Zach Braff. Actor, independent filmmaker,
real-life friend of Donald Faison?Copy !req
21. - You mean my butler?
- At your service!Copy !req
22. I actually was friends with Donald
in real life.Copy !req
23. He's a spectacular man...Copy !req
24. - Butler!
- Sorry! Phone call for you.Copy !req
25. I'll take it in the kitchen.Copy !req
26. BoJack, make yourself useful for a change
and help, will ya?Copy !req
27. With the bird?Copy !req
28. Hello? Oh, it's you.Copy !req
29. All right. That does it!
Son of a...!Copy !req
30. With a drop like that,Copy !req
31. you'd think she was the ratings
for Veronica's ClosetCopy !req
32. when it moved to Mondays.Copy !req
33. Ugh. Comedy poison.
Who wants to laugh on a Monday?Copy !req
34. BJ! Finally made it
to our little soirée, huh?Copy !req
35. Yeah, I kept having this dream
where I was having dinnerCopy !req
36. with all the people who were gone
and I thought, "I should do that!"Copy !req
37. So, here I am.Copy !req
38. - We've got to flank her from the left.
- Huh?Copy !req
39. Hello. Crackerjack?Copy !req
40. That's what it says on my underpants!Copy !req
41. The uncle I never met
and yet could never live up to!Copy !req
42. All right, soldier. Ready, aim...Copy !req
43. Huh?Copy !req
44. Hey! What's up, man?Copy !req
45. Hey, Corduroy. Good to...Copy !req
46. Still weirded out because the last time
you saw me I was naked,Copy !req
47. hanging from my iPhone charger,
holding a lemon, with a very erect penisCopy !req
48. despite being deceased in my trailer
for over an hour?Copy !req
49. Yep.Copy !req
50. You're gonna have to get over that, buddy.Copy !req
51. Hmm. Mm. Ooh.Copy !req
52. - What are you...? Stop that.
- Oh! Oh, sorry.Copy !req
53. Forgot where I was for a second.Copy !req
54. - Think this'll help?
- Kid's got the right idea.Copy !req
55. We can chuck the choker
and spook her with this poker!Copy !req
56. - Show her who's boss!
- Ruffle her feathers!Copy !req
57. Get her to the kitchen!Copy !req
58. And that!Copy !req
59. - All right!
- Go!Copy !req
60. Ha-cha!Copy !req
61. Yes, yes, BoJack bullied a bird.
Bully for him.Copy !req
62. Speaking of useless,Copy !req
63. my husband is running late,
so we're gonna start dinner without him.Copy !req
64. He'll be here before the show starts,
won't he?Copy !req
65. He'd better be.Copy !req
66. In the meantime,
let's adjourn to the dining roomCopy !req
67. before our dinners get
as cold as my parenting style.Copy !req
68. I think mine would beCopy !req
69. the first time someone asked
for my autograph.Copy !req
70. - Really?
- Oh, wow!Copy !req
71. I didn't even know how to write my name!Copy !req
72. I just drew a squiggle!Copy !req
73. - Water?
- Thank you, Zach Braff.Copy !req
74. You only get to give
your first autograph once, you know.Copy !req
75. The second time it becomes an obligation,
the third time a chore.Copy !req
76. - But the first time...
- The first time...Copy !req
77. - Hey. What is that?
- Ah, ah, ah.Copy !req
78. Shh.Copy !req
79. - Mm.
- Okay. My turn.Copy !req
80. Mine was also when I signed
on a dotted line to enlist.Copy !req
81. Are you ready to sing "The Lollypop Song"
in the big show later?Copy !req
82. No, Mom.
You know I never make it to the show.Copy !req
83. I didn't know then that enlisting
would lead to my two worst parts.Copy !req
84. You have two?
I didn't know we could pick two.Copy !req
85. Corduroy, it's a conversation,
not an assignment.Copy !req
86. - In that case, I have three.
- Three is way too many.Copy !req
87. My worst parts were saying goodbye
to my motherCopy !req
88. and seeing a bullet go straight
through my general's face,Copy !req
89. right before it hit my own.Copy !req
90. At least your death was instantaneous.Copy !req
91. I can still hear the loud drips of my IV
from when I had cancer.Copy !req
92. - Drip. Drip.
- Ooh.Copy !req
93. - What about you, BoJack?
- What?Copy !req
94. Best part, worst part, what about you?Copy !req
95. Well, I guess my worst part
has to be, um...Copy !req
96. Right before I got here, I think? Uh...Copy !req
97. I went to Angela Diaz's house.Copy !req
98. Ugh!Copy !req
99. Does anyone else's water
taste like chlorine?Copy !req
100. Hey, Braff, can I get
some different water over here?Copy !req
101. Right away, Mr. Horseman.Copy !req
102. Crackerjack, do you think your death
meant somethingCopy !req
103. because it was in the service
of a greater cause?Copy !req
104. - Aw, shucks.
- Of course it meant something.Copy !req
105. I think questions like that are too big
for a little soldier like me.Copy !req
106. My brother gave the ultimate sacrifice.Copy !req
107. - Because sometimes I wonder...
- But see, this is where I get hung up,Copy !req
108. because when we valorize
the idea of sacrifice,Copy !req
109. - of loss, of suffering...
- BoJack, don't start with this again.Copy !req
110. When we grow up
in a house that does that,Copy !req
111. we internalize this idea
that being happy is a selfish act,Copy !req
112. but sacrifice doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
113. - Yes, it does.
- Sacrifice?Copy !req
114. In the service of something greater,
maybe, but just in and of itself?Copy !req
115. - What's the good in that?
- A lot.Copy !req
116. Sacrifice is good.Copy !req
117. It has to be because I sacrificed a ton,
and I was freaking awesome.Copy !req
118. Oh, and what did you ever sacrifice?Copy !req
119. I gave everything.Copy !req
120. I gave my whole life.Copy !req
121. You died in a hedonistic bender.Copy !req
122. I'm not talking about my death.Copy !req
123. I'm talking about my life.
I gave my whole life.Copy !req
124. If we get into everyone's whole life,
we're gonna be here all night.Copy !req
125. It's called "Best Part/Worst Part,"
not "Everything That Ever Happened."Copy !req
126. Okay, worst part:Copy !req
127. the 2007 "Sexually Confident Virgin Tour."Copy !req
128. My manager leaked nudes
to get more tour dates added,Copy !req
129. my mom pointed out every carb I ate,
it was hell.Copy !req
130. But it gave millions of fans
a show they will never forget.Copy !req
131. And that is worth something.Copy !req
132. No, that's a high you chase.Copy !req
133. - It was not.
- You think you singing songs on stageCopy !req
134. is the same thing as this guy
who died liberating the camps?Copy !req
135. We don't need to compare
apples to Auschwitzes.Copy !req
136. Herb, tell 'em. It means something...
the work we do, the joy we bring.Copy !req
137. It has to, right?Copy !req
138. Boy, I sure thought so.
I-I used to really believe in it.Copy !req
139. I mean, I was one "trapped in an airport
during a snowstormCopy !req
140. on the eve of the dance championship
guest starring Gregory Hines" episodeCopy !req
141. away from an Emmy.Copy !req
142. Then I lost it all.Copy !req
143. Ow! Seriously, is no one noticing
this leak?Copy !req
144. Fine, we'll get a bucket.Copy !req
145. - The drips are hitting me!
- Then you'll hold the bucket.Copy !req
146. But the funny thing is,Copy !req
147. it wasn't until I got fired
that I actually became myself.Copy !req
148. I was out of the closet. I was free.
I was authentically me.Copy !req
149. What does being authentic
have to do with anything?Copy !req
150. Well, when I wasn't hiding
behind some facade, I could be at peace.Copy !req
151. That's when I really got
into philanthropy.Copy !req
152. - Can I ask you something, Herb?
- Why do people say that?Copy !req
153. If you're asking it, then yes,
you can and you will and you just did.Copy !req
154. Yeah, why are we announcing our questions?Copy !req
155. Yeah, what are these questions, royalty?Copy !req
156. Announcing King and Queen Query
of the Interrogative Isle.Copy !req
157. May I ask you how do you do?Copy !req
158. - Very well, thanks.
- Ah, bup, bup, bup!Copy !req
159. I didn't ask you yet.
I asked if I could ask you.Copy !req
160. Did you get pleasure
from your charity work?Copy !req
161. Like real, deep pleasure?Copy !req
162. It dwarfed every other joy in my life.Copy !req
163. Doesn't count then.
If you got pleasure, it wasn't selfless.Copy !req
164. And it's only good if it's selfless.Copy !req
165. Who made up that rule? I helped people.Copy !req
166. Who cares if it made me feel good, too?Copy !req
167. Feeling good is inherently selfish.Copy !req
168. If I'd given myself to Christ,
truly went down the path...Copy !req
169. I don't care for this talk of religion
in my house.Copy !req
170. If I wasn't constantly
trying to feel good, get it better,Copy !req
171. always looking for maximum pleasure...
That was my worst part.Copy !req
172. Well, one of the three worst parts.
Wait, actually, can I have four?Copy !req
173. Discovering you in your trailer
definitely cracks my top five.Copy !req
174. This is bullshit!Copy !req
175. I did a lot for a lot of people!
I was not a bad person.Copy !req
176. No one is accusing you
of being a bad person, Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
177. You are! You all areCopy !req
178. with your "being authentic"
and "charity work" and "killing Nazis."Copy !req
179. I actually never killed a Nazi.
All my kills were friendly fire.Copy !req
180. I also never liberated any camps.
I'm honestly not sure what I did.Copy !req
181. Here you go.
Your husband just pulled up, ma'am.Copy !req
182. Wait, Dad's here?
He's never made it to dinner before.Copy !req
183. - Hey, here's a question.
- Another question has arrived!Copy !req
184. Did any of you have a song of yours
played in outer space?Copy !req
185. Anyone? No. Just me? Oh.Copy !req
186. That's what I thought.Copy !req
187. My hit single "No, No, No"
is making its way to Mars!Copy !req
188. That means something.
I will be remembered.Copy !req
189. That has to mean something. I will be...Copy !req
190. Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the show?Copy !req
191. - Hey!
- There he is! There's our guy!Copy !req
192. - Dad!
- I...Copy !req
193. Oh, you didn't miss a thing.
It's not like we have anywhere to be.Copy !req
194. Why shouldn't we all bend ourselves
to your schedule?Copy !req
195. I already apologized. I was running.Copy !req
196. Yes. As always, running late,Copy !req
197. while I was running myself ragged
trying to get dinner on the table.Copy !req
198. Yes, you helped.Copy !req
199. And now I'm running out of patience
for you running your mouth.Copy !req
200. And I'm running out the clock
until we both...Copy !req
201. Well. Here we are.Copy !req
202. I'll just squeeze in here.Copy !req
203. - Get yourself something nice.
- Ooh! Thank you, Mr. Secretariat.Copy !req
204. - What'd I miss?
- We're playing Best Part/Worst Part.Copy !req
205. Ooh! I got one! Machu Picchu.Copy !req
206. When I left "Horsin' Around,"
I honestly thought about killing myself.Copy !req
207. Shit, Herb. Really?Copy !req
208. Yeah. But the Knicks
were having a good seasonCopy !req
209. and I wanted to see what happened.Copy !req
210. Wait, you didn't kill yourselfCopy !req
211. because the Knicks
were having a good season?Copy !req
212. What would you have done
if they were having a bad season?Copy !req
213. I don't know. Gotten into baseball?Copy !req
214. Oh, for the love...
Where's your follow-through?Copy !req
215. It's like you didn't even
wanna kill yourself!Copy !req
216. And I'm so glad I didn't.Copy !req
217. Because there I was ten years later
at Machu PicchuCopy !req
218. and I realized there was so much more
I could do in a life.Copy !req
219. Okay, my turn.Copy !req
220. August 22nd, 1973,
I was banned from running ever again.Copy !req
221. And running, well, that was the only thing
that ever made sense to me,Copy !req
222. so if I couldn't do that I was nobody.Copy !req
223. - This is your worst part?
- Best part: jumping off that bridge.Copy !req
224. - Jesus.
- What did I say about the Jesus talk?Copy !req
225. It was my choice.
I got to go on my own terms.Copy !req
226. Not a lot of people can say that.Copy !req
227. - No.
- That's true.Copy !req
228. The view from up there.Copy !req
229. Eh, you wouldn't believe it.Copy !req
230. Oh, my.Copy !req
231. - It must've been from swimming earlier.
- Oh, you were swimming?Copy !req
232. Yeah. I, um...Copy !req
233. - When was I swimming?
- Don't think about that.Copy !req
234. - Do you have a best part?
- Oh, uh, I don't know.Copy !req
235. This past year I took a teaching job.Copy !req
236. And I had this one student
who was really struggling,Copy !req
237. just couldn't get over this hump.Copy !req
238. And what, you helped him
do good in a scene? For your class?Copy !req
239. That's the best part of your whole life?Copy !req
240. I don't know, I was just spitballing.Copy !req
241. I didn't know you were gonna put me
on the spot like this!Copy !req
242. Come on, buddy.
What was so special about that moment?Copy !req
243. It felt good to help someone do something.Copy !req
244. See? Helping someone, like I said!Copy !req
245. But he liked it because it felt good,
like I said!Copy !req
246. I liked it because it reminded me
of when I was young, just starting out.Copy !req
247. You and me, screwing around,
hitting up open mics.Copy !req
248. Trying to figure it out. I think...Copy !req
249. - I think that was the best part.
- Really?Copy !req
250. Well, are we ready to start the show?Copy !req
251. - Let's do this!
- Okay, nice seeing you all!Copy !req
252. You're not coming?Copy !req
253. This is always the part where I wake up.
You all go to the show.Copy !req
254. Zach Braff says "Pardon my reach"Copy !req
255. even though he can clearly
get my plate from another angle.Copy !req
256. - Then I wake up.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
257. Next time then.Copy !req
258. Pardon my reach.Copy !req
259. Hmm.Copy !req
260. Hello, everyone!
Please take your seats.Copy !req
261. Tonight's show is in honor
of BoJack Horseman!Copy !req
262. What do you say, huh?
Should we get this show started?Copy !req
263. Yeah! Tonight's opener
needs no introduction,Copy !req
264. but I'm gonna give her one anyway.Copy !req
265. Ladies and gentlemen,
the one, the only, Sarah Lynn!Copy !req
266. Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
267. I'd like to dedicate tonight's performance
to the man of the hour, BoJack Horseman!Copy !req
268. Sarah Lynn, I'm so sorry
for everything that happened with you.Copy !req
269. With us. I should have protected you...Copy !req
270. Ah, ah, ah. BoJack. This is my time.Copy !req
271. Yes. Of course. Sorry.Copy !req
272. Sarah Lynn? Sarah Lynn!Copy !req
273. Okay, performing
an interpretive aerial routine,Copy !req
274. your friend and mine,
and a killer hang...Copy !req
275. Corduroy Jackson-Jackson!Copy !req
276. - Where did Sarah Lynn go?
- Shh.Copy !req
277. - Try to enjoy the show.
- Ha!Copy !req
278. - Where does this door go?
- Sit down, buddy. You'll get your turn.Copy !req
279. - No, I need you to tell me... What?
- Watch out!Copy !req
280. That's a series wrap
on Corduroy Jackson-Jackson!Copy !req
281. Down in front, please?Copy !req
282. All right,
let's keep this show going, huh?Copy !req
283. Next up, you know him, you love him,Copy !req
284. please a give a warm, warm,
burning hot welcome to...Copy !req
285. - Hey. You wanna grab a smoke?
- ... Zach Braff!Copy !req
286. Yes. Yeah, let's get out of here.Copy !req
287. Oh-ho, whee! I'm honored.
Honored, honored.Copy !req
288. So, what's on the other side of that door?Copy !req
289. The nerve of that guy.
With the beard. Herb?Copy !req
290. Yeah. Herb.Copy !req
291. What, he says he's at peace?
'Cause why, Machu Picchu?Copy !req
292. - I don't buy it.
- I don't know. I... I believe him.Copy !req
293. I promise you,
every single person in that roomCopy !req
294. would go back if we could.Copy !req
295. Peace? That's someone
trying to convince himself of something.Copy !req
296. - Of what?
- That life has meaning or purpose, that...Copy !req
297. that if you check the right boxes
and do the dance,Copy !req
298. then you get a little parting gift
at the end,Copy !req
299. a framed certificate that says,
"Congratulations, you've got peace."Copy !req
300. - I wouldn't mind that.
- But guess what?Copy !req
301. All the time those people spent,Copy !req
302. trying to do good or help people
or be something?Copy !req
303. I did none of that shit,
and yet here I am, same as them.Copy !req
304. You were the fastest runner in the world.
You inspired millions.Copy !req
305. And yet, here I am, same as you.Copy !req
306. So, if you could go back, do it again,
what would you do different?Copy !req
307. What would I do?
I wouldn't have cared so much.Copy !req
308. Cared about what? Racing?Copy !req
309. About everything.Copy !req
310. I know this part is confusing
because I'm SecretariatCopy !req
311. and also your dad for some reason,Copy !req
312. but speaking as your dad,
it's important that you know that I cared.Copy !req
313. No. You never cared.
You cared about your book.Copy !req
314. You cared about getting drunkCopy !req
315. and telling everyone
how miserable you were,Copy !req
316. but that's not caring.Copy !req
317. You think I didn't care
because I put up walls,Copy !req
318. but I cared so much, BoJack.Copy !req
319. About you, about your mother.Copy !req
320. I wanted you to respect me.
I wanted you to love me.Copy !req
321. I was so afraid that you would know that.Copy !req
322. I cared so much.Copy !req
323. It's a shame that we could never
talk like this in real life.Copy !req
324. All the good it would have done.Copy !req
325. Least we got the chance this time,
before I wake up.Copy !req
326. Wake up?
Oh, you're not getting it, are you?Copy !req
327. Getting what?Copy !req
328. Loss is a collaborative art,Copy !req
329. between the people who leave us
and those who remain.Copy !req
330. We dance with the shadows
of their absence.Copy !req
331. - With that in mind, I present to you...
- Stop the show!Copy !req
332. - Excuse me.
- What's happening?Copy !req
333. You're being very rude.
I was about to do my roller-dance routine.Copy !req
334. - Calm down, son.
- Yes, why don't you sit down, and...Copy !req
335. - No!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no. Please!Copy !req
336. I'm not ready. I never got to direct
my Backdraft remake:Copy !req
337. "Zach Braff's Backdraft"!Copy !req
338. I never finished my memoir:Copy !req
339. "I Started A Zach Which Started
The Whole World Braffing!"Copy !req
340. I never got to licenseCopy !req
341. the Zach Braff Short Stack
Breakfast Attack at Shake Shack!Copy !req
342. Cash-strapped hash brown fans
who hashtag "Zach's snacks"Copy !req
343. get cash back fast
with the Braff Bucks app!Copy !req
344. I need to wake up. I can't be here.Copy !req
345. Of course. Everything's always about you.Copy !req
346. - BJ, buddy...
- Herb! How did I get here?Copy !req
347. How the hell should I know?Copy !req
348. I broke into my house.
But it wasn't my house anymore.Copy !req
349. I was... I was watching
the "Horsin' Around" Blu-ray.Copy !req
350. Yes. Yeah, and I drank some more
and I found some pills.Copy !req
351. And then I went swimming...Copy !req
352. No! No! No! No, wait, wait, wait!
I got out of the pool.Copy !req
353. Yes! And I called Diane!Copy !req
354. BoJack, we're trying to do a show here.Copy !req
355. But I called Diane.Copy !req
356. I couldn't have drowned
if I got out of the pool to call Diane!Copy !req
357. So, I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
358. If I could just finish
the conversation. Where's a phone?Copy !req
359. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a real treat for you next.Copy !req
360. A real treat.Copy !req
361. Come and see him
before he makes a run for it.Copy !req
362. - No! Stop!
- It's Secretariat!Copy !req
363. Stay calm. Flyin' off the handle
won't change a thing.Copy !req
364. This was gonna happen to you
one of these days.Copy !req
365. A poem. Original, obviously.Copy !req
366. It's called "The View from Halfway Down."Copy !req
367. "The weak breeze whispers nothing
The water screams sublimeCopy !req
368. His feet shift teeter-totter
Deep breath, stand back, it's timeCopy !req
369. Toes untouch the overpass
Soon he's water boundCopy !req
370. Eyes locked shut but peek to see
The view from halfway down"Copy !req
371. I'm not done. Hold on. I'm not done.
I'm not done.Copy !req
372. "A little wind, a summer sun
A river rich and regalCopy !req
373. A flood of fond endorphins
Brings a calm that knows no equalCopy !req
374. You're flying nowCopy !req
375. You see things much more clear
Than from the groundCopy !req
376. It's all okay, it would be
Were you not now halfway downCopy !req
377. Thrash to break from gravityCopy !req
378. What now could slow the drop?Copy !req
379. All I'd give for toes to touch
The safety back at top"Copy !req
380. I change my mind.
I change my mind. I don't wanna...Copy !req
381. It's okay.Copy !req
382. "But this is it, the deed is doneCopy !req
383. Silence drowns the soundCopy !req
384. Before I leaped I should have seen
The view from halfway downCopy !req
385. No! I really should have thought
About the view from halfway down"Copy !req
386. Find your peace, big guy. Find it.Copy !req
387. "I wish I could have known
About the view from halfway down..."Copy !req
388. I need to get out of here!Copy !req
389. - Wha...
- BJ, where do you think you're going?Copy !req
390. Nothing you do in here matters, pal.Copy !req
391. Yelling and struggling isn't gonna
pull your body out of that pool,Copy !req
392. - so you might as well just...
- Sit down!Copy !req
393. But I...Copy !req
394. Look, BJ, it's possible that someone
is going to find you and save you,Copy !req
395. and it's also possible that someone won't.Copy !req
396. We don't get to know.Copy !req
397. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
398. Has anyone ever come back from this place?Copy !req
399. BJ, there is no place.Copy !req
400. It's just your brain going through
what it feels like it has to go through.Copy !req
401. All you can do right now
is sit back and enjoy the show.Copy !req
402. Folks, here is Beatrice HorsemanCopy !req
403. with her younger older brother,
Crackerjack!Copy !req
404. Hoo!Copy !req
405. This is the hard part.Copy !req
406. Golly.Copy !req
407. And now the easy part.Copy !req
408. Over and out!Copy !req
409. Wow. Beatrice Horseman, huh?Copy !req
410. You know, she was gonna sing
for us tonight,Copy !req
411. but apparently, she was a little "horse."Copy !req
412. Okay. You ready for the headliner?Copy !req
413. No.Copy !req
414. Please welcome to the stage...Copy !req
415. No. Please.Copy !req
416. The star of "Horsin' Around"Copy !req
417. and "The BoJack Horseman Show"!
"Philbert"! "Secretariat"!Copy !req
418. The upcoming "Horny Unicorn"!Copy !req
419. Son of Butterscotch and Beatrice!Copy !req
420. Husband to no one! Father to none,
that we know of!Copy !req
421. Stand-up comedian, actor,Copy !req
422. crippling alcoholic!Copy !req
423. A talented charmer
and a stupid piece of shit.Copy !req
424. It's... BoJack Horseman!Copy !req
425. Is it terrifying?Copy !req
426. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
427. It's the way it is, you know?Copy !req
428. Everything must come to an end,
the drip finally stops.Copy !req
429. See you on the other side.Copy !req
430. Oh, BoJack, no, there is no other side.Copy !req
431. This is it.Copy !req
432. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
433. I... I need to make a phone call.Copy !req
434. Hello?Copy !req
435. Someone? Anyone?Copy !req
436. I'm looking for a phone.Copy !req
437. Diane! Diane! Are you there?
Diane! I need you!Copy !req
438. - BoJack?
- Diane! Thank God!Copy !req
439. Thank God, Diane. Okay, Diane.
Diane, you're gonna save me, right?Copy !req
440. I called you
and you're coming to get me?Copy !req
441. BoJack, why did you call me?
I live in Chicago. I can't save you.Copy !req
442. - You didn't pick up.
- Right.Copy !req
443. - It went to voicemail.
- Yeah.Copy !req
444. And then... I went back in the pool.Copy !req
445. - It's too late. What's done is done.
- No.Copy !req
446. There's nothing I can do, BoJack.
I'm not real. None of this is.Copy !req
447. - So, what do I do now?
- BoJack, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
448. Well, if it doesn't matter,
can I stay on the phone with you at least?Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. How was your day?Copy !req
451. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
452. Yeah. My day was good.Copy !req