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I'll get my laptop.
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- That's another film title,
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- Just trying to think of Texas things.
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- ... so we'll be playing
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- Helen? Are you all right?
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- Offensive to Susans.
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I don't really need one anymore.
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398. Oh. So, what do we do now?
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399. Well, I do have one idea.
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400. - What?
- A big robot suit like in Aliens,
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401. but for babies
so they can do grown-up things!
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402. - That sounds dangerous.
- Yeah, I guess it is.
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403. But maybe the robots could be powered
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404. by energy generated
from sucking on pacifiers.
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405. That is so smart! Babies love sucking
and right now it's just wasted energy!
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406. And so you see,
the circle had become complete.
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407. All the twists and turns had all been
part of a beautiful tapestry,
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408. a grander mission to bring this boy
and his mother together again.
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409. That's quite a story.
But you've killed a lot of people.
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410. - Margo Martindale, you're going to pris...
- Wait!
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411. You can't send her to jail before
she gets to act in one of my movies!
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412. Indie filmmaker Nicole Holofcener?
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413. I find it hard to believe Margo Martindale
has never appeared in your work.
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414. It's true! And I need her to play
the mother of the poetry student
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415. Catherine Keener has an affair with
in my new film, "Classroom Warfare."
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416. Ooh! Can I, Mr. Judge? Please?
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417. Damn, that does sound good.
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418. Okay, you're free to go.
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419. Yee-haw!
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420. Come on. Open. Open! Open up!
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421. God. Where's my stupid...
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422. Why is everything so difficult?
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423. Have it your way, door.
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424. Todd! How come we never go swimming?
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425. This is terrible.
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426. Well, hello.
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427. Who put pills in my house?
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428. Judah, you were supposed to have
the night off! Your hair is so long!
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429. I'd rather be here.
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430. I know.
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431. Would you think I was an idiot
if I didn't go work for Turteltaub?
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432. I would never think you were an idiot.
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433. This slate we're putting together...
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434. We could get some financiers
and do it ourselves, right?
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about this business,
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436. it's never underestimate
what Princess Carolyn can do by herself.
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437. Well, not all by myself.
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438. Well...
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439. I've got the babysitter 'til 11:00.
We might as well keep working, right?
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440. - How can I help?
- Why don't you play me one of your songs?
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441. I love you, Princess Carolyn.
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442. Mm.
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443. What are you so happy about?
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444. - BoJack Horseman. Six-foot-five.
- All right. Whenever you're ready.
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445. A mustard sandwich?
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446. We may be orphans
but leave us our dignity.
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447. Uh, BJ, that's Ethan's line.
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448. Oh, right. Uh...
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449. Orphans, huh?
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450. What am I supposed to feed you?
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451. - All right, stop. You're nervous.
- Oh.
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452. - Forget the script.
- Okay.
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453. We're gonna do that movie that you're
always making me watch. You know...
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454. You have to answer
for the chimpanzee, Tino.
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455. No, Mickey, you got it all wrong!
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456. So, where'd all the bananas go?
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457. The chimp's dead, Tino. So's the bonobo.
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458. Who you been monkeyin' around with?
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459. I can't do it anymore!
It was the marmoset!
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460. Good. Perfect.
Now look at the red dot. Go!
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461. What am I supposed to feed you?
I have mustard.
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462. A mustard sandwich?
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463. We may be orphans
but leave us our dignity.
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464. Well, I can't fix you a martini.
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465. Hey, wait! I have olives!
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466. Nope. Not olives.
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467. - Perfect!
- Yeah? You, you think we got it?
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468. Buckle up, buddy,
your life is about to start.
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