1. Class, settle down. Settle down.Copy !req
2. It's Ruthie's turn
to present her ancestor.Copy !req
3. - Go ahead, Ruthie.
- Okay, Teach-Bot.Copy !req
4. - Mrs. Teach-Bot.
- Ugh.Copy !req
5. My great-great-great grandmother
was called Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
6. She was an agent
and a manager in Hollywoo.Copy !req
7. What's the difference
between an agent and a manager?Copy !req
8. Both look to find projects
for their clientsCopy !req
9. but only managers can produce.Copy !req
10. - What?Copy !req
11. My mom told me that I come
from a long line of strong female cats.Copy !req
12. Princess Carolyn was the runt of 12
and it made her one of the toughest.Copy !req
13. Mom said, "She could take a lickin'
and keep on tickin'."Copy !req
14. This expression refers to clocks,Copy !req
15. an old fashioned way of timekeepingCopy !req
16. before we all universally accepted
the bean system.Copy !req
17. "The bean system is the way."Copy !req
18. For Ancestry Day, I'm gonna tell youCopy !req
19. a particular story
about one particular dayCopy !req
20. on which Princess Carolyn faced
and overcame particular adversityCopy !req
21. all the way back in the year 2017.Copy !req
22. Princess Carolyn lived
with her boyfriend, Ralph.Copy !req
23. - She was pregnant and very happy.Copy !req
24. Sorry I can't go with you
to the doctor.Copy !req
25. - Don't worry about it. I feel great!
- Today is crucial.Copy !req
26. Stilton Cards has to create
its own holidayCopy !req
27. to really be playing with the big boys.Copy !req
28. Hallmark, American Greeting,Copy !req
29. those chunky cards that play music
when you open them.Copy !req
30. I just know you're gonna be
the next Joey K. Easter,Copy !req
31. the guy who invented Arbor Day.Copy !req
32. How about
"National Friend of a Friend Day?"Copy !req
33. - Is that anything?
- You'll think of something.Copy !req
34. Mm!Copy !req
35. Give me just a sip of the coffee.
I can have a sip.Copy !req
36. - One sip.
- Today is going to be great.Copy !req
37. Oh—!Copy !req
38. - Hey.
Oh-hh!Copy !req
39. She was wrong.Copy !req
40. Today was gonna suck.Copy !req
41. Princess Carolyn started her day
with a call to BoJack Horseman,Copy !req
42. her former client-slash-lover.Copy !req
43. - Ruthie! Inappropriate!
- Sorry.Copy !req
44. Go for BoJack!Copy !req
45. You like that?
I'm trying out some new phone stuff.Copy !req
46. Or is "Bo for GoJack" better?
Nah, maybe too clever.Copy !req
47. I don't want people to think I'm trying.
Sorry, who is this?Copy !req
48. Princess Carolyn, moron.Copy !req
49. - Oh, hey, P.C. So what do you think?
- About what?Copy !req
50. "Go for BoJack!" Or maybe—Copy !req
51. Ugh, stop!
You need to get a new agent.Copy !req
52. I'm sick of fielding your offers.Copy !req
53. Offers? Well, you tell them
that I am not doing another reality show.Copy !req
54. So degrading.Copy !req
55. All they had at craft services
was Kirkland snacks, P.C. Kirkland snacks.Copy !req
56. Well, first of all, I don't work for you,
so I'm not gonna tell anyone anything.Copy !req
57. But, second,
these are actually good offers.Copy !req
58. - Really? Like what?
- I'm not telling you because—Copy !req
59. Got it. Busy, busy. I'm busy too,
so I'll call you back later. Bye.Copy !req
60. - Don't call. I don't work for you!
- How's this for a headline for the blog?Copy !req
61. You write about this, quote,
"BoJack Finally Solves MysteryCopy !req
62. of Hollyhock's Mother,
comma, Looks Handsome,Copy !req
63. Is Cool." End quote.Copy !req
64. I still don't understand your plan,
or how that's a headline.Copy !req
65. The plan couldn't be simpler.
Go to the county courthouse,Copy !req
66. ask to see all the birth certificates
on file, find Hollyhock's,Copy !req
67. see what it says in the "mother" spot.Copy !req
68. They're not just gonna give you
the birth certificates.Copy !req
69. Well, I gotta try something.
I have this girl at my houseCopy !req
70. who came to me for help,
I want to do right by her.Copy !req
71. I just don't know
if you've thought through—Copy !req
72. Diane, I am a famous.
They will give me the birth certificate.Copy !req
73. Everyone gives me everything I want
all the time.Copy !req
74. It is an existential curse,
but a huge day-to-day convenience.Copy !req
75. - So why do you need me?
- I don't know. Just wanted some company.Copy !req
76. You told me to use a vacation day
because this was, quote,Copy !req
77. "a feminism-related emergency."Copy !req
78. - I got your number!
- Why didn't you just bring Hollyhock?Copy !req
79. I was gonna, but she got really
into counting her teeth this morning,Copy !req
80. didn't want to leave the house.
You know how teens are.Copy !req
81. Ruthie, this was supposed to be
about your ancestor.Copy !req
82. - Who are all these other "chara-ca-ters"?
- They fill out the world.Copy !req
83. Well, can you try
to keep things focused, please?Copy !req
84. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
85. Princess Carolyn had been
called to Gekko-Rabitowitz—Copy !req
86. the agency of her nemesis,
and nemesis-slash-former lover.Copy !req
87. - Ruthie!
- Sorry, Teach-Bot.Copy !req
88. She had a lot of former lovers.Copy !req
89. She was a fluid sexual being,
not a machine.Copy !req
90. But today was all about business.Copy !req
91. She was there because she was tryingCopy !req
92. to get her client
Courtney Portnoy cast in—Copy !req
93. Corpse Me If You Can-Can, the 1940's
Cannes, France-set storyCopy !req
94. of a can-can dancer who contracts cancerCopy !req
95. but continues to can-can
as a canny cadaverCopy !req
96. who plays the accordion
with Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Kline,Copy !req
97. Chris Klein, Chris Pine and Chris Kattan.Copy !req
98. - Got it.
Gekko.Copy !req
99. Princess Carolyn, hi! Love the dress.Copy !req
100. Is it new, or something I've seen you wear
literally hundreds of times?Copy !req
101. Normally, Princess Carolyn
would've been rattled,Copy !req
102. but that day, she realized Vanessa Gekko
no longer had any power over her.Copy !req
103. In truth, the woman had challenged
and inspired Princess Carolyn,Copy !req
104. not only to be a better agent,Copy !req
105. but to be brave enough
to try and have it all.Copy !req
106. Princess Carolyn wanted to tell her
thank you, but instead she said...Copy !req
107. - You look tired, "Veronica."
- Oh, I—Copy !req
108. Amazing burn, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
109. Hey, Princess. We have a little snag.Copy !req
110. Did Chris Kattan drop out?
Right before his comeback?Copy !req
111. Right when the world is finally ready
to settle for Kattan?Copy !req
112. - No, it's—
- You're fired.Copy !req
113. I'm fired?Copy !req
114. I tried to talk her out of it,
but between the gun movie misfiringCopy !req
115. and her nuptials
turning into "nope-tials,"Copy !req
116. and her blaming you
for both of those things...Copy !req
117. Who knew Portnoy had so many complaints?
Oh, just give me one more chance.Copy !req
118. I promise I can get you the lead
in that can-can cadaver movie.Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. Oh, P.C., C.P. just made
that whole thing up to get you here.Copy !req
121. You thought that was real?Copy !req
122. The 1940's corpse who learns accordion?
It sounds so ludicrous.Copy !req
123. You did play the short-sighted seamstress
in The Storm on Northern Fortress.Copy !req
124. Well, yeah, but that was just because
I wanted to work with Ashton.Copy !req
125. We'll talk later, right?
I'm so sorry. Bye.Copy !req
126. Did you have a good meeting?
Did you get fired?Copy !req
127. Aw.Copy !req
128. Sorry you got fired. Here's a latte.Copy !req
129. Oh, uh—Copy !req
130. - It's decaf, ma'am.
- Thanks, Judah.Copy !req
131. You know, one year ago,
a setback like thisCopy !req
132. would have really spun me out.Copy !req
133. But I don't need Courtney.Copy !req
134. Every time we fall, we get back up
stronger and better than ever.Copy !req
135. - Can I get a hallelujah?
- Is that a sort of pressed juice?Copy !req
136. I'll have one hallelujah
on your desk by 12:45.Copy !req
137. Great. What's next?Copy !req
138. I noticed your necklace was broken,
so I pushed back your appointment,Copy !req
139. and found a reputable jeweler nearby.Copy !req
140. Don't know what I'd do without you,
my hairy number two!Copy !req
141. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
That came out horribly.Copy !req
142. Not to speak above my station,Copy !req
143. but perhaps it would behoove us to entice
BoJack Horseman back into our stable.Copy !req
144. - Ugh!
- I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
145. "Stable" and "behoove"
were poor word choices.Copy !req
146. I was not trying to engage in punnery
during business hours,Copy !req
147. but we've received 15 more inquiries
about BoJack just this morning,Copy !req
148. and I don't think it's wise to look
a gift... opportunity in the mouth.Copy !req
149. BoJack is off the table.
We're a small management company.Copy !req
150. We just need to focus
on the clients we have.Copy !req
151. You know best.Copy !req
152. - Mo for Gister Peanutbutter!Copy !req
153. Hey, handsome. Heard you dropped out
of the governor's race.Copy !req
154. Now let's get you back to work
on what really matters— show business!Copy !req
155. - I'm going to stop you right there.
- I was done.Copy !req
156. Can't wait to get back
in front of the camera,Copy !req
157. but right now, I have to help my former
political rival defeat my two ex-wives.Copy !req
158. One of whom is in the pocket
of powerful lobbyistsCopy !req
159. and the other of whom
murdered popular actorCopy !req
160. and soundtrack artisan, Zach Braff,
and ate his burnt flesh!Copy !req
161. Politics as usual, right?Copy !req
162. Well, when you're ready to work again—Copy !req
163. Gotta go. They need all hands on deck,Copy !req
164. because Woodchuck
lost his hands undergroundCopy !req
165. and they replaced them
with creepy lobster claws.Copy !req
166. Typical politics!Copy !req
167. Hey. So I need this clasp replaced,
24-karat gold.Copy !req
168. This is a priceless family heirloom.Copy !req
169. Princess Carolyn had gotten her necklace
from her mother,Copy !req
170. who got it from her mother,
who brought it from the old country.Copy !req
171. When our ancestors first emigrated
to America, they were very poor.Copy !req
172. Back in the Motherland,
they had been doctors and engineers,Copy !req
173. but here, they struggled to find work.Copy !req
174. Every night, they would sing the song
of the old country,Copy !req
175. hoping to reclaim the glory of those days.Copy !req
176. They slowly sold
all their belongingsCopy !req
177. as they attempted to hang on
to a middle-class way of life.Copy !req
178. But she never sold that necklace,Copy !req
179. because that was the one gift
she could give her daughter.Copy !req
180. A treasure from the past
and a symbol of the tenacityCopy !req
181. and stick-to-itiveness
that has for generations led my familyCopy !req
182. to always land on their feet.Copy !req
183. - You can come back in about two hours.
- Thank you.Copy !req
184. - Sorry, sorry! Wait. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
185. - Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
186. I'm just looking
for something really nice.Copy !req
187. This is for a sexy catfish
I met on the Internet.Copy !req
188. - Charley?
- Princess Carolyn!Copy !req
189. - You work at a jewelry store now?
- No, I own my own management company.Copy !req
190. Oh, yeah. Good for you.Copy !req
191. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
192. Your approval means nothing to me.Copy !req
193. So I guess it's good you said "no"
to my offer last year.Copy !req
194. What offer? I mean, exactly what offer
are you talking about?Copy !req
195. I get so many.Copy !req
196. Last year, I reached out to your guy...
I wanna say, "Ju-do"...Copy !req
197. - Judah.
- This guy's name was Judo.Copy !req
198. I offered to buy VIM
and merge it with Vigor.Copy !req
199. We would have called
the new company, VIMgor.Copy !req
200. Oh, right. That offer.Copy !req
201. I couldn't believe
when he said you weren't interested.Copy !req
202. Well, yeah. Because I wasn't,
and he does what I say.Copy !req
203. So I guess it all worked out for everyone.Copy !req
204. You got to start over as a manager,Copy !req
205. and instead of buying VIM,
I bought the Utah Jazz.Copy !req
206. They're terrible agents,
but they're getting better.Copy !req
207. - Yeah.
- Anyway, nice bumping into—Copy !req
208. - Oh, sorry.
- Careful, please. Ooh.Copy !req
209. Oopsie. Oh, boy.
- No, no.Copy !req
210. - Is that valuable? It is.Copy !req
211. My great, great, great grandmother
was dismayed that her trusted colleagueCopy !req
212. had kept this from her.Copy !req
213. Her mind raced,
"Was Judah capable of deception?"Copy !req
214. She hoped what Charley told her
wasn't true,Copy !req
215. but her instincts told her
the frog wasn't smart enough to lie.Copy !req
216. First quarter, second quarter.
Wow, that's a lot of quarters.Copy !req
217. Oh, excuse me. Hello.Copy !req
218. Judah, you'll never guess
who I just ran into.Copy !req
219. No, I won't. Very astute, ma'am.Copy !req
220. - It was Charley Witherspoon!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
221. - Char... ley...
- Hmm...? Hmm!Copy !req
222. - Wither... spoon!
- Hmm.Copy !req
223. - Okay.
- How does that make you feel?Copy !req
224. That very short story
makes me feel nothing.Copy !req
225. I don't think it's your fault
as a storyteller.Copy !req
226. I often have trouble engaging
with narratives.Copy !req
227. His lack of response
made her hope it wasn't true.Copy !req
228. Could it all have been a misunderstandingCopy !req
229. involving an enigmatic stranger
named "Judo"?Copy !req
230. So, what's next, then?Copy !req
231. Ooh, I want to get the life rights
to that woman I saw on InstagramCopy !req
232. who had a pretty coffee.Copy !req
233. I bet we could attach Jessica Alba
and Jonathan Taylor-Thomas by lunch.Copy !req
234. Okay, but I still don't understand
what a manager is.Copy !req
235. Do they just say the names
of movies and actors?Copy !req
236. How does that generate revenue?Copy !req
237. No one knows, Torf. It's not important!Copy !req
238. Be quiet, Torf. Take your Hush Pill.Copy !req
239. Yes, Miss Teach—Copy !req
240. Uh-hh...Copy !req
241. - Continue your presentation, Ruthie.
- Thank you.Copy !req
242. - And finally, Rob Lowe.
- Great idea, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
243. But is it possible you've forgotten
your doctor's appointment?Copy !req
244. - Oh, fish!
- It's my fault.Copy !req
245. I rescheduled it in an attempt
to make your life easier.Copy !req
246. Thank you, Judah! I'll call you
if I think of any more actor names.Copy !req
247. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...Copy !req
248. - God, this is taking forever.
- We've been waiting for 15 minutes.Copy !req
249. I know. Let's just go home.Copy !req
250. No, Diane.
How could you even suggest that?Copy !req
251. This is not about us.
This is for my daughter.Copy !req
252. - Ugh.
- I know what I have to do.Copy !req
253. Excuse me, excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
254. Important celebrity doing the right thing.Copy !req
255. - Whoa, a famous guy!
- And he's doing the right thing?Copy !req
256. This is like when George Clooney
married that less famous lady!Copy !req
257. - Wait. Don't you mean Jurj Clooners?
- Who cares?Copy !req
258. Hello, friend.Copy !req
259. - Yes, it's me, BoJack Hor—
- Number?Copy !req
260. I'm sorry, I don't give out
my personal phone number.Copy !req
261. No, your number. You need a number
or I can't help you, BoJack Hor.Copy !req
262. Horseman. It's Horseman.
I don't look familiar to you at all?Copy !req
263. - Eh.
- Come on, BoJack. Let's get a number.Copy !req
264. Wait a minute. You're Diane Nguyen!Copy !req
265. I recognize you
from your Girl Croosh avatar.Copy !req
266. I loved "Twenty Reasons
to Try the Diva Cup."Copy !req
267. Oh, wow, thanks! You didn't think
20 was too many reasons?Copy !req
268. - No way. Number 14 blew my mind!
- Didn't I say it would?Copy !req
269. We don't have time.
Where do we get a number?Copy !req
270. - That line.
- What?Copy !req
271. And you'll need these—
forms.Copy !req
272. Ow, paper cut! Who still uses paper?Copy !req
273. Can't I just swipe an app or something?Copy !req
274. - Bye, Diane! Keep up the great work!Copy !req
275. Oh, get over yourself.Copy !req
276. - So? What's the prognosis?
- Hmm...Copy !req
277. I'm trying to think of the best way
to put this.Copy !req
278. As Charles Lindbergh would say,Copy !req
279. "Sometimes you fly an airplane,
and sometimes you lose a baby."Copy !req
280. In this case, you didn't fly the airplane.Copy !req
281. Wait, what?Copy !req
282. Your pregnancy is no longer viable.Copy !req
283. Well, how do we make it viable again?Copy !req
284. Mm-mm...Copy !req
285. How did this happen?Copy !req
286. Goodness, I don't know.Copy !req
287. I wouldn't beat yourself up.
Miscarriages happen for so many reasons.Copy !req
288. There's nothing medically wrong with you.
Maybe you just wanted the baby too much.Copy !req
289. Maybe you didn't deserve it
because you were unkind once.Copy !req
290. Maybe you ran afoul of a trickster god
or wood nymph who is now exacting revenge.Copy !req
291. Oof!
This is... a lot.Copy !req
292. Not for me. This is my job,
so... pretty regular day.Copy !req
293. What do I do next?Copy !req
294. Well, there's a procedure.
We can do it here later this week.Copy !req
295. You want Darlene to call someone
to drive you home?Copy !req
296. No, I'm okay. I don't need anyone.Copy !req
297. You're a real tough broad.
Except for, you know, the uterus area.Copy !req
298. Pretty weak.Copy !req
299. - Hey, is my necklace ready?
- Oh, I was going to call you.Copy !req
300. When I was working on your necklace,
I realized something.Copy !req
301. - Oh?
- It's not actually gold,Copy !req
302. it's just gold plated. See?Copy !req
303. No, it's very expensive.Copy !req
304. It's pretty, but basically worthless.Copy !req
305. And I'm only saying it's pretty
to make you feel better.Copy !req
306. But, it's from the old country.
It's been in my family for generations.Copy !req
307. No, this is costume jewelry
from J.C. Penney.Copy !req
308. Circa 1963.
Somebody just told you a story.Copy !req
309. - I'm sorry.
- Wha— huh?Copy !req
310. So, do you still want a 24-karat gold
clasp on this garbage necklace, or...?Copy !req
311. Oh-hh!Copy !req
312. - Oh!Copy !req
313. Ralph, hey!Copy !req
314. Hi, honey. Just checking
on how the doctor's appointment wentCopy !req
315. and also to wish you a happy
"Acknowledge Your Gardener Day."Copy !req
316. It's a work in progress. Don't judge.Copy !req
317. The doctor's appointment got pushed back.Copy !req
318. I'm actually just walking in now.Copy !req
319. Oh, hello. Yes, it's me, Princess Carolyn,
here for my appointment.Copy !req
320. I like your perfume.Copy !req
321. There is a painting of a lake on the wall.Copy !req
322. You sure it's okay I'm not there with you?Copy !req
323. Ralph, it's fine. I'm a big girl.Copy !req
324. Everything is so easy with you,
Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
325. I mean, that's why I love you.Copy !req
326. Yeah, easy.Copy !req
327. That's what the boys in high school
liked about me, too.Copy !req
328. Okay, I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
329. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
330. Oh, I didn't realize you were still here.
Do you need anything else before I go?Copy !req
331. No. Thank you.Copy !req
332. Should you be drinking that?Copy !req
333. You don't always know
what's best for me, Judah.Copy !req
334. Is everything okay, Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
335. Charley Witherspoon
made you an offer to buy Vim,Copy !req
336. and you went over my head
and turned him down without telling me.Copy !req
337. Oh.Copy !req
338. - So it's true. You lied to me.
- Yes.Copy !req
339. Because you didn't want to work
at a big agency.Copy !req
340. - You don't fit in with other people.
- I—Copy !req
341. You're weird, so you'd rather stay here
where you have all the power.Copy !req
342. No, Princess Carolyn—Copy !req
343. So you lied to me,
and you made me look like an idiot!Copy !req
344. I was trying to protect you. If you heard,
you'd feel like you had to say yes.Copy !req
345. I don't need you to protect me.Copy !req
346. If you had time, you could decide
what to do nextCopy !req
347. on your own terms, which you did.Copy !req
348. Well, that's not your decision to make.Copy !req
349. Princess Carolyn,
I understand you're upset.Copy !req
350. - And perhaps your emotions—
- No.Copy !req
351. If I can't trust you,
then I can't work with you.Copy !req
352. You're fired.Copy !req
353. Thank you for my time here,
Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
354. It's been very pleasurable. Until now.Copy !req
355. This part is... sad.Copy !req
356. Don't forget,
you have reservations at 8:00.Copy !req
357. - Thank you, Judah.
- Good night.Copy !req
358. Ruthie, this story has gotten really dark.Copy !req
359. It has a happy ending. I promise.Copy !req
360. Well, can we get there soon?Copy !req
361. This assignment
was supposed to be six beans long.Copy !req
362. You've already gone on for eight beans.Copy !req
363. Okay. I'm almost finished.Copy !req
364. But first, let's check in
with BoJack and Diane again.Copy !req
365. What have they been up to?Copy !req
366. Error. Error.Copy !req
367. I'm not leaving
without the certificate!Copy !req
368. I danced your dance, lady.
I filled out that form.Copy !req
369. But I will not wait in this line anymore.Copy !req
370. Not one person in here
offered me a Fiji water,Copy !req
371. and I am parched
from all the yelling I've been doing!Copy !req
372. BoJack, let's go home.Copy !req
373. No, I would like to register
a formal complaint.Copy !req
374. - How do I do that?
- Complaints are on the eighth floor.Copy !req
375. But you need to fill out an application
for a complaint registration,Copy !req
376. which you can get by waiting
in line 12-B on the third floor.Copy !req
377. You have won this round.Copy !req
378. So Princess Carolyn had to meet Ralph.Copy !req
379. But she didn't know how to tell him
what had happenedCopy !req
380. or how he'd take the news.Copy !req
381. Okay, so, what do you think
about "National Paperweight Day"?Copy !req
382. "Thanks for keeping my papers in place.
I love you as big as outer space."Copy !req
383. Okay, so you'd give that card
to a paperweight?Copy !req
384. Ah, Principessa! And Signor Stilton.
Welcome-a back.Copy !req
385. Let's have a drink then, yes?Copy !req
386. I'll have a glass
of Châteauneuf-du-Pape,Copy !req
387. the red wine inspired by Scandal.Copy !req
388. That Kerry Washington has really brought
red wine into popularity.Copy !req
389. It's a-funny,Copy !req
390. because I thought that the terroir
of the Italian countryside did it.Copy !req
391. - But, a-no, it's-a Miss Kerry Washington.
- Ugh.Copy !req
392. Everybody love-a Miss-a Kerry.Copy !req
393. And my gal pal here
would love some mint tea. Right?Copy !req
394. - You know it.
- Bene, bene.Copy !req
395. How was the doctor?
He tell you the species?Copy !req
396. I can't stop thinking about squeezing
little Philbert's baby feet.Copy !req
397. - Aw-ww...
She wanted to tell him.Copy !req
398. But she also wanted to let him stay
in his beautiful hopeful reality,Copy !req
399. a reality she herself had lived in
just hours before,Copy !req
400. and to which she now longed
desperately to return.Copy !req
401. Well, the doctor didn't have much info.Copy !req
402. You know how doctors are. But he did say
there's nothing wrong with me, so—Copy !req
403. - Ah, Miss-a Carrie Underwood.
- Ooh!Copy !req
404. - Miss-a Carey Mulligan.
- Agh!Copy !req
405. Miss-a Carey, first name Mariah,
right this-a way!Copy !req
406. - Ugh!
- Look at all of these Miss-a-Carries!Copy !req
407. - Are you okay?Copy !req
408. - I have to go.
- Oh. Well, you want me to drive you?Copy !req
409. No, it's fine.
I'll just meet you at home.Copy !req
410. Hmm.Copy !req
411. But when Princess Carolyn
got to the home that she and Ralph shared,Copy !req
412. she found she didn't have the strength
to go inside.Copy !req
413. She wanted to go some place familiar,
some place that was just hers.Copy !req
414. Oh!Copy !req
415. Shh!Copy !req
416. Oh, hey, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
417. What is going on here?Copy !req
418. Only the future.Copy !req
419. This is horrifying
and it doesn't look legal,Copy !req
420. whatever it is, you'd better
cut me in for ten percent.Copy !req
421. I could cut you off a lot more than that.Copy !req
422. Whose kid is that?Copy !req
423. Look, if you didn't want me
to turn your apartmentCopy !req
424. into a base of operations
for my new clown-dentist venture,Copy !req
425. you should have specified that
when I moved in.Copy !req
426. Mommy? Where's my mom?Copy !req
427. Oh, no! He's waking up.Copy !req
428. Hit him with the giggle gas!Copy !req
429. Oh!Copy !req
430. All right. You're clearly doing
important work here.Copy !req
431. I'm just gonna have a quick nightcap
and go to bed.Copy !req
432. Hey, what happened to your necklace?Copy !req
433. Oh, fish! Fish, fish, fish, fish.Copy !req
434. It must have fallen off!Copy !req
435. Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
436. - Yeah, just a second!Copy !req
437. - Todd, get these clowns outta here!
- Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
438. Scatter, clowns!Copy !req
439. Into the night! Go! Go!Copy !req
440. Go, scamper! Everybody, out!Copy !req
441. Ugh!Copy !req
442. Okay.Copy !req
443. - Oh, hello, handsome.
- Oh, thank God!Copy !req
444. You didn't come home, didn't answer
your phone. I was worried.Copy !req
445. Aw, you was worried?Copy !req
446. Judah told me you might be here.
Did you fire him?Copy !req
447. That hipster Chewbacca,
always getting in my personal biz-natch.Copy !req
448. I didn't know you still had this place.
Why do you still have this place?Copy !req
449. Okay, what? Third degree much?Copy !req
450. - Have you been drinking?
- It's fine, okay?Copy !req
451. - I get to drink because baby went gone!
- What?Copy !req
452. "Gone, baby, gone."
Like that Ben Affleck movie.Copy !req
453. That could be a sequel.
Gone, Baby, Never Was. Write that down.Copy !req
454. - Oh, my God, Princess Carolyn.
- It's okay! You know me.Copy !req
455. I always land on my feet.Copy !req
456. Take a lickin', keep tickin'.Copy !req
457. Like a lollipop with Tourette's.
Write that down.Copy !req
458. So you were lying earlier at dinner?Copy !req
459. Is that what you're upset about?
That I lied?Copy !req
460. About losing the baby?
About keeping my apartment?Copy !req
461. I lied? That's the big sad thing
that happened?Copy !req
462. Trying to process
what you threw at me.Copy !req
463. It's gonna be fine.
I'll be pregnant again in no time.Copy !req
464. I'm so sorry. Let me take you home.Copy !req
465. - When you're ready to try again—
- I'm ready!Copy !req
466. I said I was ready.Copy !req
467. So we'll go back to the doctor,
maybe talk about other options.Copy !req
468. I don't need other options.
My mother had 12 kids.Copy !req
469. My body was made for this.
We just gotta keep tick-tick-tickin'.Copy !req
470. I know you wanna do this on your own,Copy !req
471. but you've had two miscarriages now, and—Copy !req
472. - Five!
- What?Copy !req
473. I've had five miscarriages.Copy !req
474. One last year, now one,
and three others before.Copy !req
475. - But it's whatever. It's okay.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
476. Are you kidding?
I don't want you looking at me like that.Copy !req
477. Like that! I know I can do this.Copy !req
478. You can't keep stuff like this from me.
It's not okay.Copy !req
479. - It's not about you.
- It is. This is about us.Copy !req
480. You're not allowed to be mad at me.Copy !req
481. - This is my bad day.
- It's our bad day.Copy !req
482. It's so easy for you...
to love me when everything's good.Copy !req
483. Princess Carolyn, I...Copy !req
484. - Let me take you home.
- No.Copy !req
485. You need to live in this.
You need to get used to this,Copy !req
486. because if you're serious about having
a baby with me, this could happen again.Copy !req
487. Are you prepared for that?Copy !req
488. This could happen five more times.
But I'm ready for that.Copy !req
489. Because I want this.
Do you want it that bad?Copy !req
490. I just think we should
maybe talk about other options.Copy !req
491. Okay. Here's another option.Copy !req
492. - Get out of my apartment!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
493. Get out! Save it for your next girlfriend.Copy !req
494. The one you can take home to your parents.
The one who's easy.Copy !req
495. Goodbye, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
496. - What is it?Copy !req
497. I'm calling about the offers.
I don't want to do 'em.Copy !req
498. What's the point of being famous
if you wait in line?Copy !req
499. If you could politely decline
on my behalf—Copy !req
500. I do not work for you, BoJack!Copy !req
501. I'm sorry. I started this all wrong.
How was your day?Copy !req
502. Well—
- Because mine was awful.Copy !req
503. I mean, truly, one for the books.Copy !req
504. Because I'm a good guy
trying to do the right thing.Copy !req
505. First, I go for my breakfast Pinkberry,Copy !req
506. which I had earned
because I had good intentions for today,Copy !req
507. they're out of my favorite toppings!Copy !req
508. So I go across the street to Menchie's,
like some kind of hobo.Copy !req
509. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
510. At Menchie's, the stupid teen that
worked there raised her eyebrows at me.Copy !req
511. "You kidding me?
You're trying to judge me?Copy !req
512. You have very uneven eyebrows
and you work at a Menchie's."Copy !req
513. And don't even get me started
on the rancid internment campCopy !req
514. that is the L.A. County Courthouse.Copy !req
515. Hey, you wanna know what I doCopy !req
516. when I have a really bad,
awful, terrible day?Copy !req
517. What?Copy !req
518. I imagine my great-great-great
granddaughter in the futureCopy !req
519. talking to her class about me.Copy !req
520. She's poised and funny,
and tells people about meCopy !req
521. and how everything worked out
in the end.Copy !req
522. And when I think about that,Copy !req
523. I think about how everything's
going to work out.Copy !req
524. Because how else could she tell people?Copy !req
525. But it's... fake.Copy !req
526. Yeah, well... it makes me feel better.Copy !req