1. Whew.Copy !req
2. - BoJack?
- I'm back in L.A.Copy !req
3. - I should have called you—
- Yeah. You should have.Copy !req
4. - I said I was sorry.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
5. - Okay. Good to hear from you, BoJack.
- No—Copy !req
6. Ugh.Copy !req
7. What the...?Copy !req
8. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
9. What's going on here?Copy !req
10. Fundraising dinner for the Peanutbutter
for California campaign.Copy !req
11. - All right, I'm just gonna—
- Sorry. It's a fundraiser.Copy !req
12. - Uh...
- BoJack!Copy !req
13. I love your ironic take
on black-tie attire.Copy !req
14. It really says,
"I truly don't care what you think of me."Copy !req
15. This light bulb won't let me in
to your house without paying.Copy !req
16. Ah, sorry about that.
Gotta raise those funds.Copy !req
17. - Can't I just—
- Thanks for your support, buddy.Copy !req
18. - Means so much. Erica!
- Hey—Copy !req
19. Look at you,
with the right number of ears!Copy !req
20. - Look, I just—
- Twenty thousand dollars a plate.Copy !req
21. - Hmm...!Copy !req
22. Oh.Copy !req
23. Hey, do you have another bathroom?
They're all occupied, and I gotta pee.Copy !req
24. Not because I'm pregnant or anything.Copy !req
25. Because if I were pregnant, it would be
bad luck to tell you this early.Copy !req
26. Presuming it was early.
But I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
27. This is just a normal,
non-pregnant gal type of having to pee.Copy !req
28. - There's a bathroom in the pool house.
- You're a lifesaver.Copy !req
29. Pardon me! Out of my way.Copy !req
30. Uh-oh. Am I in Ithaca?Copy !req
31. Because you are looking
"gorges" this evening.Copy !req
32. Well, I must be in Nazi Germany,
because you're "not so" bad yourself.Copy !req
33. - I'm sorry, yours was better.
Hi.Copy !req
34. Whoa.Copy !req
35. Well, I should go.Copy !req
36. Looks like the work wife/ex-wife
is talking to my other ex-wife.Copy !req
37. - You have two ex-wives here?
- Katrina's his campaign manager.Copy !req
38. And Jessica Biel loves
getting photographed at fancy fundraisers.Copy !req
39. If it isn't my two favorite ladies,
in the same room! This is great.Copy !req
40. - Hey.
- BoJack, I'm busy.Copy !req
41. You haven't seen me for a year and a half.Copy !req
42. Yeah, because you disapp—
No, I am not doing this now.Copy !req
43. - Why don't you get yourself a drink?
- I will get a drink.Copy !req
44. I will get $20,000 worth of drinks.Copy !req
45. Oh, Norman, we have to support the—Copy !req
46. - Ooh, yes.
- All right.Copy !req
47. Hi, Zach Braff. Zach Braff.Copy !req
48. Hey there. Famous actor Zach Braff,
how you doing?Copy !req
49. - Everyone? Thank you all for being here.Copy !req
50. We're gonna beat that scoundrel
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz...Copy !req
51. Boo!Copy !req
52. and bring likability back to politics.Copy !req
53. I especially want to thank my pro-fracking
pals for being here tonight.Copy !req
54. You know, my wife said, "Don't frack,"
but we did it anyway,Copy !req
55. and it all worked out.
Love you, sweetie.Copy !req
56. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
57. Finally— oh!
Sorry about that, folks.Copy !req
58. I sensed an earthquake.
Must have been a false—Copy !req
59. Oh, hey now!Copy !req
60. Nope, I was definitely wrong.Copy !req
61. Listen to me,
I'm the dog who cried earthquake.Copy !req
62. - We're gonna die!
- Oh, fudge!Copy !req
63. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- I can't die!Copy !req
64. I'm not famous enough yet to make
the "In Memoriam" montage at the Oscars!Copy !req
65. I have so many regrets!Copy !req
66. I just picked up a family sitcom
where the mom is a zombie!Copy !req
67. It's called Mombie, and it's terrible!Copy !req
68. I have a condition where every time
I sense a shift in power dynamics,Copy !req
69. I have a tiny orgasm!Copy !req
70. I have no original ideas,
I just repeat things I hear.Copy !req
71. - I've never been in love!
- I've never been in love!Copy !req
72. I tried gay at theater camp!Copy !req
73. I regret everything!Copy !req
74. Hello?Copy !req
75. Is anyone getting any bars?
I'm not getting any baa-rs.Copy !req
76. Can someone validate my valet ticket?
I would like to go home now.Copy !req
77. There's no way out.
Okay. Everybody stay sane.Copy !req
78. I propose we set each other on fire
for warmth.Copy !req
79. Who wants to be set on fire first?
Not me, I'm Jessica Biel.Copy !req
80. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
81. The natives are getting restless,Copy !req
82. so why don't you say something
to comfort them?Copy !req
83. Okay. Everyone, remain calm!Copy !req
84. No one's going to light anyone on fire.Copy !req
85. For one thing,
that'd eat up a lot of oxygenCopy !req
86. and who knows
how much we have down here.Copy !req
87. I want oxygen!
Air! I need air!Copy !req
88. God.Copy !req
89. - You okay, sweetie?
- I think so.Copy !req
90. - That was really scary.
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. At least we know no one
is specifically at fault.Copy !req
92. Well, except for San Andreas.Copy !req
93. This was because you fracked
under our house.Copy !req
94. I told you fracking was dangerous,
and you didn't listen.Copy !req
95. And now our house is ruined
and we're trapped underground,Copy !req
96. and we're all going to die!Copy !req
97. - Is this one of our sexy fights?
No!Copy !req
98. Hmm.Copy !req
99. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
100. You can be mad at me or get drunk
with me, but you can't do both.Copy !req
101. Watch me.Copy !req
102. Oh, what the shit?Copy !req
103. - Oh, fish.
Uh... hello?Copy !req
104. - What are you doing in there?
- Uh, I live here.Copy !req
105. Didn't you know
there was a huge party going on?Copy !req
106. I was going to go to the party
after my bath,Copy !req
107. but then I realized
the bath was the party.Copy !req
108. Oh, God.Copy !req
109. Well, I'm not waiting around
to be rescued like some chump.Copy !req
110. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
111. Whoa...!Copy !req
112. - We gotta go in there?
- Well, I don't see any other way.Copy !req
113. Sometimes life is like the second season
of Friday Night Lights —Copy !req
114. you gotta push through
and hope there's better stuff ahead.Copy !req
115. Aw-ww!Copy !req
116. Guys, let's all try to just stay cool
and make the best of things, huh?Copy !req
117. "Make the best of things"? You idiot,
we're trapped and we're terrified.Copy !req
118. Okay, settle down,
you future hard Jeopardy question.Copy !req
119. Let's hear what the idiot has to say.Copy !req
120. So that's are-up on the idiot part?Copy !req
121. How are we supposed to make
the best of things?Copy !req
122. - We're stuck underground.
- This is true.Copy !req
123. But most of us are important celebrities,
so someone will come for us soon.Copy !req
124. And for you regulars,
I'm sure they'll bring you up with us!Copy !req
125. What do we do till then?Copy !req
126. We're actors! I say we put on a show.
Who's with me?Copy !req
127. A show? Who will be the star?
Me, I assume.Copy !req
128. Sure you'll be the star,
and you'll be the star!Copy !req
129. And you'll be the star!
We'll all be the star!Copy !req
130. Folks, I promise you
we will be out of here in no time.Copy !req
131. And that's when I realized...Copy !req
132. I just don't have the face for bangs.Copy !req
133. Oh, my God, thank you so much.
You're too kind! Thank you.Copy !req
134. Thank you, Phoebe, for that rousing
Tale from the Above Ground. Who's next?Copy !req
135. I can't take this anymore.
I need to get out.Copy !req
136. This is the longest I've gone
without moisturizing,Copy !req
137. - and I feel like a lizard!
- Humph.Copy !req
138. - No offense.
- It's only been 72 hours.Copy !req
139. I'm missing my general meeting at CBS.
I'm supposed to get baa-ck to work.Copy !req
140. I can't live like this!
We've gotta light someone on fire.Copy !req
141. I'm starting to think that less-famous
Michelle Monaghan has the right ideaCopy !req
142. - about lighting people on fire.
- Thank you.Copy !req
143. Come on, party people, keep it together.
Let's not forget why we're here—Copy !req
144. to raise money for my campaign,Copy !req
145. and more recently, to not go crazy
and murder each other.Copy !req
146. Can someone please bring me my car?
It's a Prius. A silver Prius.Copy !req
147. You're killing me, Zach.Copy !req
148. Mr. Peanutbutter, you can do this.Copy !req
149. Be the leader that I know you can be.Copy !req
150. Yeah. You're right. I've totally got this.Copy !req
151. - What in the world?Copy !req
152. "Vox clamantis in deserto."Copy !req
153. - It is I.
- Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz!Copy !req
154. - We're saved!
- Wow!Copy !req
155. Oh, thank God. A leader.Copy !req
156. Sh.Copy !req
157. What's going on down here?
Anyone's looking for us?Copy !req
158. We're cool. Just being cool, don't worry.Copy !req
159. Diane, have you just been getting drunk
with BoJack this whole time?Copy !req
160. - What? I'm still mad at you.Copy !req
161. - Citizens, remain calm.
- Yeah, that's what I've been saying!Copy !req
162. Rescue workers are coming
but it could be a while.Copy !req
163. State emergency funds have been depleted
due to budget overrunsCopy !req
164. on a costly bridge to Hawaii
that's being constructed.Copy !req
165. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
166. Since a woodchuck is a digging animal,
I came to get you out early.Copy !req
167. Is that what a woodchuck is?
Why did I think it was like a beaver?Copy !req
168. What's it like out there, Woodchuck?
Whole neighborhood totaled?Copy !req
169. - Is the city in chaos?
- No, it's really just your house.Copy !req
170. Because of all the fracking that's been
happening underneath your house.Copy !req
171. Oh! Interesting!Copy !req
172. - Ay-yi-yi.
- Oh, right, right.Copy !req
173. So you just burrowed down here to rescue
your political opponent's top donors.Copy !req
174. That's convenient.Copy !req
175. It was actually very inconvenient,Copy !req
176. but I put politics aside
to save you people from dying.Copy !req
177. Three cheers for Woodchuck!Copy !req
178. Hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
179. Please, don't cheer too loudly.
The tunnel is very delicate.Copy !req
180. - Hip, hip, hooray!
- Seriously, I think it's best to—Copy !req
181. - Hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
182. - Let's cheer one more time, just for fun!
- No, please.Copy !req
183. - Four cheers. Why not? Hip, hip...
- Hooray!Copy !req
184. - No!Copy !req
185. So turns out three cheers was probably
an adequate number of cheers.Copy !req
186. - What was that?
- Just keep walking.Copy !req
187. God, I can't wait to get home.Copy !req
188. I don't even have a home anymore.Copy !req
189. Oh, man, where am I going to keep all
my different colored hats I never wear?Copy !req
190. Well, if you need another couch
to crash on, there's always my place.Copy !req
191. - Didn't you move in with Ralph?
- Yeah, but I kept the old apartment.Copy !req
192. - Just in case, I guess.
- In case of what?Copy !req
193. - What was that?Copy !req
194. Whoa!Copy !req
195. Oh!Copy !req
196. Now, ladies, just calm down.
We can talk about this.Copy !req
197. What are we gonna do, Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
198. Did you say you're a princess?Copy !req
199. - That's just my name. I'm a manager.
- It's like an agent.Copy !req
200. - It's totally different.
- Is it, though?Copy !req
201. - Silence! You negotiate deals?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
202. You could be of service, Manager Carolyn.Copy !req
203. My hands... they're crushed.Copy !req
204. There's no way I can dig us back out now.Copy !req
205. Well, I can dig!Copy !req
206. Actually, no one should dig.Copy !req
207. Your foundation is basically Swiss cheese.Copy !req
208. The slightest provocation could cause
another collapse that would crush us all.Copy !req
209. I know that because I bought a sitcom
about fracking, The Frack Shack.Copy !req
210. It's New Girl meets fracking.Copy !req
211. Oh, God, no one's gonna watch
that show, huh?Copy !req
212. Someone will be coming for us soon.
In the meantime, we must organize.Copy !req
213. Parcel out food and water
and see how much we've got.Copy !req
214. - I'll assign team leaders.
- Oh, no. I'm sensing a shift in power.Copy !req
215. All right. Um...Copy !req
216. - God...!
- For you, a bananaCopy !req
217. - because you're so appealing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. And for you, a radish. Enjoy.Copy !req
219. Mr. Peanutbutter, this is a disaster.Copy !req
220. I don't think so.
I'm food captain, and I am loving it.Copy !req
221. - And who made you the food captain?
- Woodchuck.Copy !req
222. Exactly. He's in charge.Copy !req
223. Excuse me,
you have not been allocated those rations.Copy !req
224. I'm a horse. I need more food,
and I'm a celebrity.Copy !req
225. - Everyone down here is a celebrity.
- Not the caterers.Copy !req
226. Relinquish the food.Copy !req
227. Hey. Here's your chance.Copy !req
228. Actually, Woodchuck, this is my house
and BoJack can eat whatever he wants.Copy !req
229. This man has already reached
his allotted food portion for the day.Copy !req
230. Who said we have to go by your rules?Copy !req
231. Yeah, who made you leader
of underground?Copy !req
232. I'm just gonna take all this and...Copy !req
233. You've appointed me.
Yes, I under— citizens, look...Copy !req
234. Keep it together.Copy !req
235. - Weird stuff going on downstairs.Copy !req
236. Humph.Copy !req
237. - I can't believe this is my life.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
238. Too much sad booze for you.
Where's the happy booze?Copy !req
239. I'm trapped underground
and it's all my husband's faultCopy !req
240. and I'm gonna die in this mansion
in a mass grave with his ex-wives.Copy !req
241. Okay. But on the bright side—Copy !req
242. Look, Mr. Peanutbutter loves you,
you got a cool job, you got friends.Copy !req
243. Jesus, you're right.Copy !req
244. Even when I was above ground,
I wasn't satisfied.Copy !req
245. Oh, my God. I'm the problem!Copy !req
246. Whoa!Copy !req
247. What the...?Copy !req
248. Why can't I be happy? Am I busted?Copy !req
249. No. It...Copy !req
250. I am! I'm a pit.Copy !req
251. I'm a pit that good things fall into!Copy !req
252. Diane, you're not a pit.Copy !req
253. I'm a pit!Copy !req
254. I can't believe I'm crying.
This is so dumb.Copy !req
255. It's okay.
Don't feel bad about feeling bad.Copy !req
256. You disappeared for a year and a half.Copy !req
257. So you do want to talk about it.
Just took four solid days of drinking.Copy !req
258. If you were back in L.A.,
why didn't you call me?Copy !req
259. - I wasn't... ready.
- Ready? For what?Copy !req
260. I wanted to be better
when you saw me again.Copy !req
261. And I thought I could be, somehow.
But I'm not.Copy !req
262. And even if I did get better,
the best I could ever beCopy !req
263. is still just some other version of me.Copy !req
264. BoJack, I can't wait for you to be better.Copy !req
265. I need you in my life.Copy !req
266. - Really?
- You're the biggest asshole I know,Copy !req
267. and you're the only thing
that makes sense to me.Copy !req
268. People should be able to have
some control over their lives down here.Copy !req
269. - Yeah!
- People need boundaries.Copy !req
270. Leadership means
sometimes being the bad guy.Copy !req
271. You hear that? Woodchuck's a bad guy!Copy !req
272. I don't want a bad guy to be our leader.Copy !req
273. - That's not...
- That's a point for Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
274. And I'm the good guy,
so that's two points for me.Copy !req
275. What points? There are no points.Copy !req
276. - This is not a game!
- Well, maybe there should be points.Copy !req
277. - Yeah!
- Points!Copy !req
278. People seem to like my points idea.
That's another point for me.Copy !req
279. Well, I'm the one who came down here
to save you in the first place.Copy !req
280. Surely I get points for that.Copy !req
281. Asking for points is conceited.
That's more points for me.Copy !req
282. - He's right!
- What?Copy !req
283. If you came down to save us,
why are we still here?Copy !req
284. Yeah!Copy !req
285. You had one job, and you couldn't do it!Copy !req
286. - Yeah!
- That's right.Copy !req
287. Minus point for Woodchuck.Copy !req
288. I implore you not to fall
into a mob mentality.Copy !req
289. - He called us a mob! Let's kill him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
290. Folks, Woodchuck's political philosophy
is as broken as his hands.Copy !req
291. That is a convincing argument.
He does have broken hands.Copy !req
292. Maybe it's time an outsider took control.Copy !req
293. An outsider like me,
the guy whose house this is.Copy !req
294. Peanutbutter, Peanutbutter.Copy !req
295. Peanutbutter— everybody.Copy !req
296. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!Copy !req
297. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
298. - Me!
- Peanutbutter!Copy !req
299. - Me!
- Peanutbutter!Copy !req
300. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter...Copy !req
301. - BoJack. BoJack.Copy !req
302. - BoJack.
- What?Copy !req
303. - Did you know I can juggle?
- Cool.Copy !req
304. Are you okay?
I mean, outside of our current situationCopy !req
305. of being buried alive
and almost out of alcoholCopy !req
306. except for cooking sherry and Midori?Copy !req
307. It's just been a rough couple years
with Sarah Lynn dying and Herb.Copy !req
308. - And Corduroy?
- Cordu-what now?Copy !req
309. Corduroy? Jackson-Jackson?
Died of autoerotic "asphyx-ization"?Copy !req
310. Oh, yeah, him too. And now I got this...Copy !req
311. girl in my house, this... daughter-type.Copy !req
312. You got daughter? Ruh-roh.Copy !req
313. - Yeah, I got daughter, "ruh-roh."Copy !req
314. Supposed to help her figure out
who her mother is.Copy !req
315. But I don't know where to start.Copy !req
316. Did she try sending mutual consent form
to the adoption agency?Copy !req
317. What, what words?Copy !req
318. Well, if it's closed adoption,
you send a mutual consent form.Copy !req
319. Basically says, "I wanna be open now!"Copy !req
320. If Mom says same thing,
boom-bah-boo! Smo-pen Sesame!Copy !req
321. - How do you know about that?
- I had an adopted brother.Copy !req
322. And also for a while,
I hoped I was adopted.Copy !req
323. - Ugh!
- Huh.Copy !req
324. - Whoa!
- Ooh!Copy !req
325. Who dares disturb Queen Antonia?Copy !req
326. My name is Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
327. I represent the soldiers
of Subcolony K-147,Copy !req
328. who feel they're doing all the work
while reaping none of the spoils.Copy !req
329. Everything my soldiers do
benefits the colony.Copy !req
330. I had this same conversation
with Jeffrey Katzenberg.Copy !req
331. Believe me, this doesn't end well
for you.Copy !req
332. What are your demands?Copy !req
333. They want to have sex with your drones.Copy !req
334. My drones?Copy !req
335. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
336. Oliver, assemble the small council.Copy !req
337. Uh, If we're gonna be down here a while,
can I get a new towel?Copy !req
338. Woodchuck's aa-always telling us
what to do!Copy !req
339. He says help is coming,
but how does he know? What if he's lying?Copy !req
340. And I have still not been validated!Copy !req
341. If you could all be patient...Copy !req
342. We're sick of waiting!
It's time for new leadership.Copy !req
343. That attempted movie star is right!Copy !req
344. I declare Mr. Peanutbutter
President-for-life of Underground.Copy !req
345. Yeah!Copy !req
346. Uh, uh, oh!Copy !req
347. - Thank you!
- What? No!Copy !req
348. - What do we do with Woodchuck?
- He must be made an example of.Copy !req
349. Get him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
350. All right, guys, all right. Calm down.Copy !req
351. We don't need to "get him."
Let's just tie him up someplaceCopy !req
352. where he can't hurt us anymore
with his dangerous ideas.Copy !req
353. Do not tie me up. That isn't necessary.
No, don't— no...!Copy !req
354. Peanutbutter!
- No!Copy !req
355. - Peanutbutter!
- Thank you, thank you all.Copy !req
356. As my first act as President-for-life,
I declare that everyoneCopy !req
357. is allowed to eat and drink
whatever they want!Copy !req
358. Yeah!Copy !req
359. Agh—!Copy !req
360. I'm starving,Copy !req
361. and not the normal celebrity
kind of starving like I always am.Copy !req
362. Or even red-carpet-season starving.Copy !req
363. - Where's the food?
You ate all the food.Copy !req
364. This is it!Copy !req
365. Nobody's coming for us.
We need to kill someone for food.Copy !req
366. - Hmm...!
- Oh...!Copy !req
367. Let's eat Mr. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
368. He has the word "peanut butter"
in his name!Copy !req
369. Yeah!Copy !req
370. Guys, guys, guys,
maybe we don't need to eat anybody!Copy !req
371. - What's this now?Copy !req
372. Let's listen to the guy
who's saying don't kill me.Copy !req
373. He's got some interesting ideas.Copy !req
374. Listen to me, everyone. Please.Copy !req
375. I'm known for monologues
that sum things up at the end of the show.Copy !req
376. I drive a Prius,
which means I'm a good person.Copy !req
377. Let's not surrender
to our basest instincts.Copy !req
378. I know times are tough,
but I'm sure if we band togetherCopy !req
379. and really concentrate
on the problem at hand,Copy !req
380. we can, as a group of friends—Copy !req
381. - Oh, my God.
- Biel!Copy !req
382. The rule of man is over.
Now begins the rule of fire.Copy !req
383. Oh, why?
- Jessica, no.Copy !req
384. I will no longer be shackledCopy !req
385. by the civilized society
of the above ground.Copy !req
386. This is Underground,
and the only law here is flame.Copy !req
387. The fire wants not for justice.
The fire wants not for reason.Copy !req
388. - The fire desires only to be fed!
- Feed the fire!Copy !req
389. - The fire is my new god!
Oh, God!Copy !req
390. I'm so sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter,
but the tide has turnedCopy !req
391. and I side with the fire now.Copy !req
392. Tonight, we dine on Zach Braff.Copy !req
393. - Tomorrow, canine cuisine!
- No.Copy !req
394. You, take him to his spot,
and make him stay.Copy !req
395. - No! No! Please!Copy !req
396. Listen to reason... this time!Copy !req
397. Ah-hh!Copy !req
398. I think that's all of it.Copy !req
399. I can't go back to my old life sober.
It's so empty.Copy !req
400. Okay, okay.
Here's the secret to being happy.Copy !req
401. Oh, I can't wait to hear this.Copy !req
402. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually
you'll forget you're pretending.Copy !req
403. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
404. I just need to stop complaining
and work harder.Copy !req
405. Everyone else is doing it.
Why am I so special?Copy !req
406. - Lock him in here!Copy !req
407. - Please! Diane, my sweet wife.
- What's going on?Copy !req
408. Marvin Gaye.Copy !req
409. The People of Underground
have a new god, the fire.Copy !req
410. And for my crimes
I will be fed to its ravenous flames.Copy !req
411. My only hope is the meat
of Zach Braff proves lasting,Copy !req
412. but I fear by daybreak,
there will be no Braff meat left.Copy !req
413. - What's going on?
- Four Non-Blondes.Copy !req
414. Everybody out except the prisoner.Copy !req
415. No!
- Easy on the merchandise!Copy !req
416. Get off me!Copy !req
417. Well, it's been a tough week,
lots of back and forth,Copy !req
418. but I think we've reached an agreement
that meets everybody's needs.Copy !req
419. "The queen will share
male sex servants with the soldiersCopy !req
420. for one night of magnificent,
sensuous splendor,Copy !req
421. a gorgeous bacchanal
of hedonistic delights,Copy !req
422. with a second orgy pickup option,
pursuant on success of the first."Copy !req
423. My clients are satisfied with those terms.Copy !req
424. Great. Now can we please return
to the surface world?Copy !req
425. All my favorite clouds are up there.Copy !req
426. Oh, I like this one.
He's got moxie and a soft thorax.Copy !req
427. How did you find your fleshy self
in my kingdom, you pink marshmallow?Copy !req
428. We were at this big
Beverly Hills fundraiser.Copy !req
429. There was an earthquake,
and now everyone's trapped underground.Copy !req
430. Did you say Beverly Hills?
Ugh! Of course.Copy !req
431. Surface dwellers are always moving in
on our territory.Copy !req
432. First they move here, then taxes go up,Copy !req
433. the next thing you know,
there's a Whole Foods.Copy !req
434. How am I supposed to concentrate
on a great orgyCopy !req
435. when I've got gentrification on my mind?Copy !req
436. No, we've got to get
those interlopers out of here.Copy !req
437. - Let's—
- Hey! Hold on.Copy !req
438. - Uh...
Mr. Peanutbutter,Copy !req
439. did you or did you not tell us
we could eat whatever we wanted?Copy !req
440. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
441. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
442. We gotta do something.Copy !req
443. Mr. Peanutbutter's the only non-shitty
thing that's ever happened to meCopy !req
444. and now they're gonna set him on fire.Copy !req
445. Okay. What would non-hungover Diane do?
She's smart.Copy !req
446. I don't know. I need water.Copy !req
447. There is no more water.
That's the problem.Copy !req
448. "Choodwuck" is right.Copy !req
449. Wait, isn't there water, under the ground?
Like, a well?Copy !req
450. - Yeah! And we're underground.
- If we dig, we'll get water!Copy !req
451. - Do not dig. The ground is very volatile.
- Quiet, sky rodent! To the shovels!Copy !req
452. Mr. Peanutbutter, your time is nigh.Copy !req
453. Any last words
before we light you on fire?Copy !req
454. Yes, if I could just say,
"Don't light me on fire"?Copy !req
455. The fire bends to no man's will.
Nothing can defeat the fire. Only—Copy !req
456. Water!Copy !req
457. - Oh, wow, it's really water.
- Water is stronger than fire.Copy !req
458. Wait, let's not really forget how— ugh!Copy !req
459. Water is my new god now!Copy !req
460. Oh, boy.Copy !req
461. - Clear gold!
- All right, water!Copy !req
462. H-2-Oh, boy, we hit the freaking jackpot!Copy !req
463. Hang on. It's— it's not stopping.Copy !req
464. Which is great!Copy !req
465. You hit a pipe, you drunken imbeciles.Copy !req
466. H-2-Oh, no!Copy !req
467. Well, I guess this is it.Copy !req
468. - Oh, God! It's another earthquake!Copy !req
469. How is this happening?Copy !req
470. Heave! Heave! Heave!Copy !req
471. Get them out of here!Copy !req
472. Okay.Copy !req
473. No! Please! I'm important down here!Copy !req
474. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
475. Oh, what an eyesore.
The HOA will be hearing about this.Copy !req
476. We are never talking
about any of this ever again. Whew.Copy !req
477. So I will see you tomorrow.
We've got a rally in BakersfieldCopy !req
478. and then we're touring
a tennis ball factory in Modesto.Copy !req
479. Okay.Copy !req
480. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
481. You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
482. - I don't tell you that enough.
- It's okay.Copy !req
483. If this governor thing
is really important to you...Copy !req
484. It's not. You saw me in there.
I'm a terrible leader.Copy !req
485. I don't want to be governor.
I just wanted people to like me.Copy !req
486. Well, I like you.Copy !req
487. Come on, Diane, let's go home...Copy !req
488. oh, right.Copy !req
489. Well, thanks for inviting me
to your party.Copy !req
490. I had a wonderful time.
Evening really flew by.Copy !req
491. Sure.Copy !req
492. - You guys hungry?
- I could eat.Copy !req
493. - Ethiopian?
- Ooh, haven't done Ethiopian in a while.Copy !req
494. I should go home.
I haven't seen my boyfriend in ten days.Copy !req
495. He's probably worried about me.Copy !req
496. I'm down for Ethiopian.
I love that sponge bread.Copy !req
497. - What do they call it, "injera"?
- Yeah, injera.Copy !req
498. - Injera, right.
- That's right.Copy !req
499. Yeah, that's good bread.Copy !req