1. So you said let's do the show
about the horse,Copy !req
2. - but this time without the horse.
I know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
3. And I said,
"That's a terrible idea."Copy !req
4. And you said, "I got someone
even better." I got...Copy !req
5. - What's this asshole's name again?
- Vincent D'Onofrio.Copy !req
6. - And here we are.
Okay. Action!Copy !req
7. Hey, Zoe. Hey, Zelda.Copy !req
8. - I forgot my boombox.
- And your deodorant.Copy !req
9. - Pee-yew, mister.Copy !req
10. - Zoe, that's no way to get adopted.
- Adopted, by me?Copy !req
11. Children, I'm a single
breakdancing instructorCopy !req
12. who can barely take care of himself.Copy !req
13. Plus, I'm too rad to be a dad.Copy !req
14. Ooh!Copy !req
15. And shake it up. Hah!Copy !req
16. - Cut!Copy !req
17. It's fine, Katrina. If I didn't randomly
wander into doors all the time,Copy !req
18. I never would have ended up
co-piloting the very planeCopy !req
19. that brought me to Los Angeles.Copy !req
20. Excuse me, didn't you see
the flashing red light outside the door?Copy !req
21. Of course. That's why I stopped...Copy !req
22. what I was doing to come inside.Copy !req
23. Ooh, are you filming a sitcom?
I love sitcoms!Copy !req
24. You should have a character say,
"Talk to the hand."Copy !req
25. The hand! Not the face,
where the ears are.Copy !req
26. - Newsflash: hands can't hear.Copy !req
27. What do you mean the character
needs to be more likable?Copy !req
28. They don't teach likability
at the American Stanislavski Theatre.Copy !req
29. Look, this is not about your acting.Copy !req
30. You don't want an actor,
you want a blank canvasCopy !req
31. upon which to project your own
mawkish notions of goodness.Copy !req
32. Some man for all seasons
up for a bit of anything—Copy !req
33. cheerful, optimistic, indomitable.Copy !req
34. I assure you no such man exists.Copy !req
35. But you're welcome to keep looking.Copy !req
36. This D'Onofrio has had enoughfrio.Copy !req
37. - Hah hah!
- Hmm.Copy !req
38. But my favorite scenes
are when a characterCopy !req
39. is completely oblivious to something
really important going on behind him.Copy !req
40. That, dear friends, is where the sit
truly hits the com.Copy !req
41. - Excuse me.
- Kind of in the middle of something.Copy !req
42. - He's yakking away, tension's building...
- Hey, you, sir.Copy !req
43. the audience is like,
"Hey, turn around."Copy !req
44. Maybe the person behind him
even interrupts him—Copy !req
45. - Can we talk to you for a second?
- Just like that.Copy !req
46. And then, when it would be ridiculous
to go on even one second longer...Copy !req
47. - My name is David Chase.
- Do you mind?Copy !req
48. Only then does he say,
exasperated,Copy !req
49. "What? What do you want?"Copy !req
50. I want your face on billboards,
you beautiful nonsensical clown prince.Copy !req
51. - Doggie-doggie what now?Copy !req
52. Kid, how'd you like to be the star of
"Untitled Horsin' Around Knockoff"?Copy !req
53. Me, a star? But I have
no experience, no formal training.Copy !req
54. Hey, you, you don't need
any of those things.Copy !req
55. You got "it."Copy !req
56. Ohh...Copy !req
57. Hey, BoJack, it's me again.Copy !req
58. I haven't heard from you
in, like, three months,Copy !req
59. so I'm calling again
to make sure you're okay.Copy !req
60. What's new with me?Copy !req
61. Well...Copy !req
62. Monocle? No, I think
you're thinking of Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
63. I don't know if you heardCopy !req
64. but Mr. Peanutbutter
is running for governor, kind of.Copy !req
65. I want a comprehensive crisscross
of cold calls to Contra Costa County.Copy !req
66. I mean, Christ, people, get me signatures.Copy !req
67. First, they need to get Woodchuck
Coodchuck-Berkowitz recalled,Copy !req
68. which is basically impossible.Copy !req
69. So that actually makes it really easy
for me to be supportive.Copy !req
70. - How's the recall effort?
- Stupendous!Copy !req
71. Uh, no. We're about 4,000 signatures shy
of stupendous,Copy !req
72. and the deadline's in a week.Copy !req
73. Even if you don't get all the signatures,
I'll still be proud of you.Copy !req
74. Maybe even more so.Copy !req
75. But when we do get
the signatures we need—Copy !req
76. - please note I said "when," not "if"...
- Noted.Copy !req
77. then the campaign will begin in...
oh, where did you say again, Katrina?Copy !req
78. Earnest. When we get the signatures,
the campaign will begin in earnest.Copy !req
79. Right. Earnest, California.Copy !req
80. Earnest is not a city in Cal—
Why do I try?Copy !req
81. Looks like you two
have everything worked out.Copy !req
82. Just please note
that I am being supportive.Copy !req
83. Noted!Copy !req
84. Most women wouldn't like
having their husband's ex-wifeCopy !req
85. hanging around all the time,
but I'm totally cool with itCopy !req
86. because she makes me look
super chill by comparison.Copy !req
87. Oh, uh— okay.Copy !req
88. Anyway, call me back.Copy !req
89. This is Diane, by the way.
Nguyen, obviously.Copy !req
90. You sure you wouldn't rather
just play a governorCopy !req
91. in a movie or TV show?Copy !req
92. I could attach Tommy Schlamme
to direct.Copy !req
93. Tommy Schlamme, shmommy Schlamme.Copy !req
94. This is bigger than all that.
Don't you recall?Copy !req
95. - Recall what?
- The governor. We need signatures.Copy !req
96. Oh, sure.
Where do you stand on the issues?Copy !req
97. Oh, he doesn't stand anywhere on issues
because he's not running for governor yet.Copy !req
98. I'm mainly for people right now
and also for the future.Copy !req
99. Listen, I'm not feeling so hot.Copy !req
100. Why don't you go get
signatures downstairs.Copy !req
101. Jennifer Garner's in the lobby.
She'll sign on to anything.Copy !req
102. Judah! Can I get your John Wilkes Hancock?Copy !req
103. Oh, I never developed a signature.
I find them unnecessarily ostentatious.Copy !req
104. But I can print my name legibly.Copy !req
105. Thank you, Rain Man-bun.
That'll do nicely.Copy !req
106. - Okay.Copy !req
107. Ralph dropped this off for you.Copy !req
108. "I always make a beeline
to see my feline." Aww!Copy !req
109. Also, you wanted me to remind you about
FX's American Dead Girl miniseries.Copy !req
110. Oh, that's right! What train wreck
are we rubbernecking at this year?Copy !req
111. They're doing the Sarah Lynn storyCopy !req
112. and they're looking
for someone to play BoJack.Copy !req
113. Oh! [retching, coughing]Copy !req
114. Well, as I was saying, FX is looking
for a BoJack Horseman—Copy !req
115. [retching, clearing throat] Ugh!Copy !req
116. - Horseman— Ho—Copy !req
117. - So, as we discussed earlier,Copy !req
118. is this one of the moments
where you would want privacy?Copy !req
119. You know what I'd do
if I had eight million dollars?Copy !req
120. - Yeah, you'd give it to the waitress.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
121. I mean, if I had
eight million dollars now,Copy !req
122. I'd start a company that makes
remote-controlled drones.Copy !req
123. But these drones have a seat
hanging from the bottomCopy !req
124. so you can fly around in it.Copy !req
125. A drone with a throne.
A drone throne.Copy !req
126. But if you're in it, isn't it not a drone?Copy !req
127. I feel like you're getting
really hung up on labels.Copy !req
128. Well, anyways,
with my eight million dollarsCopy !req
129. I'm starting a new dating app
just for firemenCopy !req
130. and redheaded women named Emily.Copy !req
131. Aww, you don't need an app,
just hang out with me.Copy !req
132. Todd, you're great.Copy !req
133. What a way to end a sentence.Copy !req
134. But I want a boyfriend who isn't asexual.Copy !req
135. Whoa. Why did you call me that?Copy !req
136. No, no, it's not bad.
I didn't mean it negatively.Copy !req
137. - I was just, like, stating it.
- I'm not— that word doesn't describe—Copy !req
138. Okay, okay, I'm sorry,
whatever you call yourself,Copy !req
139. you're my friend and I support you.Copy !req
140. But sometimes labels can be helpful.Copy !req
141. Wow. Well, I would label
this conversation "rough".Copy !req
142. Here's the check.Copy !req
143. And this cow likes getting tipped.Copy !req
144. Hey, BoJack, it's me again,
voicemail number 17.Copy !req
145. Did I tell you I'm working at a blog?Copy !req
146. I wrote a story about
an all-girl refugee kickball league.Copy !req
147. It didn't get as many clicks as Gillian's
story about how in certain picturesCopy !req
148. you can see the outline
of Chris Hemsworth's penisCopy !req
149. but, you know, we're all contributing
in our own ways.Copy !req
150. Anyway, it's weird not having you around.Copy !req
151. I hope you're okay, wherever you are.Copy !req
152. "I'm so smitten
with my favorite little adult cat."Copy !req
153. Oh! I love it.Copy !req
154. I'm sorry I couldn't make itCopy !req
155. to the Paul Blart 3: Till Death
Do Us Blart premiere last night.Copy !req
156. I had a doctor's appointment.Copy !req
157. - Whoa. Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
158. I don't like not knowing where you are,
especially when we live three freewaysCopy !req
159. and an unprotected left turn
away from each other.Copy !req
160. I was thinking, what if you move
somewhere closer to me,Copy !req
161. like into my house?Copy !req
162. Oh. Wow!Copy !req
163. Would you, could you, with a mouse?Copy !req
164. I— I could, and I would,
but it's not a good time.Copy !req
165. Oh, okay.Copy !req
166. - I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's fine. There's no hurry.Copy !req
167. - We're still young, right?
- Oh, yeah, I'm super young.Copy !req
168. Blake Lively accidentally
called me Mommy yesterday,Copy !req
169. but I'm sure she does that
to other young women all the time.Copy !req
170. Churro-flavored waffles!Copy !req
171. - Huh?Copy !req
172. Drone Throne.Copy !req
173. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
174. Okay, Todd. Whoa!Copy !req
175. Oh, God, today's the day.Copy !req
176. I haven't been this nervous
since Diane was vacuumingCopy !req
177. during a thunderstorm
on the Fourth of July,Copy !req
178. I had to take a bath,
and there was a stranger in our yard.Copy !req
179. There's no need to be nervous,
or calm for that matterCopy !req
180. because you've already lost.Copy !req
181. We're 1,600 signatures short
and the clock runs out at 9:00 AM.Copy !req
182. So it's gonna take a miracle, huh?Copy !req
183. Oh, no! It's over.Copy !req
184. Everyone can get out of my house now.Copy !req
185. Ooh, tough break, kid.
We're all in shock.Copy !req
186. McG! Are you still looking for a starCopy !req
187. for your transgender Teddy Roosevelt
Planes, Trains and Automobiles reboot,Copy !req
188. Plans, Trans, A Man, A Canal, Panama?Copy !req
189. Because someone just became available.Copy !req
190. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
191. I don't understand what happened.Copy !req
192. Let me put it in terms
your dumb dog brain can comprehend.Copy !req
193. All your life people have been
throwing you bonesCopy !req
194. because they like you,Copy !req
195. but everyone has a ceiling
to their likability.Copy !req
196. This is a bone you can't have,
because people just don't like you enough.Copy !req
197. - I'm sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter.
- You know, it's funny.Copy !req
198. Personally I like Woodchuck
and he's a fine governor,Copy !req
199. but for some reason, even though
I have zero qualifications,Copy !req
200. I honestly thought I would have made
an even better governor.Copy !req
201. - Well, what matters is you tried.
- But I would have been good, right?Copy !req
202. Now that there's no chance
you will ever be governor,Copy !req
203. I can tell you honestly...Copy !req
204. - Yes. You would have been great.Copy !req
205. Stop. But seriously, though, elaborate.Copy !req
206. You care about people,
you follow your heart.Copy !req
207. Those are important qualities
you should never give up on.Copy !req
208. So what you're saying is
I shouldn't give up?Copy !req
209. - On those qualities.
- Yeah. Never concede.Copy !req
210. - Stick it out, stay in the race.
- Uh— no—Copy !req
211. Uh, maybe we should get
Katrina's two cents on this.Copy !req
212. - Katrina?
- Race. That's it, Diane!Copy !req
213. You diabolical Thin Mint.Copy !req
214. You, and only you, are responsible
for the great thing I am about to do.Copy !req
215. Katrina?Copy !req
216. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
217. Moments ago I found myself
in what seemed to be a no-win situation.Copy !req
218. But it turns out
it was a "Nguyen situation."Copy !req
219. I'm referring of course
to my supportive wife Diane Nguyen,Copy !req
220. - who told me to never give up!Copy !req
221. And that's why I am challenging
Woodchuck Coodchuck-BerkowitzCopy !req
222. - to a ski race down Devil's Mountain.
- What?Copy !req
223. No more petitions
or fancy ballot initiatives,Copy !req
224. just a mano a mano,
no-holds-barred slippery slalomCopy !req
225. down an ice-covered peak.Copy !req
226. Winner gets to be governor,
loser goes home.Copy !req
227. Your move, Governor.
Mic drop!Copy !req
228. - Aaah!Copy !req
229. What the hell is he talking about?Copy !req
230. It sounds like he's challenging you
to a ski race down Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
231. What an absurd conceit.
Do I even need to respond to this?Copy !req
232. No, sir.Copy !req
233. Because I'd rather focus
on my drought relief optimizationCopy !req
234. using geohydration technology,
or DROUGHT plan.Copy !req
235. If I know anything, this story
will go away in a couple of days.Copy !req
236. Now Mr. Peanutbutter, you challenged
Woodchuck to a ski race a month ago.Copy !req
237. Not just any ski race, a high-stakes dash
down Devil's MountainCopy !req
238. - for the governorship itself.
- But still no comment from the governor.Copy !req
239. Why won't he race you?
That's what I want to know.Copy !req
240. You and me both, friendo.Copy !req
241. But this isn't an us-ocracy,
it's a dem-ocracy.Copy !req
242. Ooh!
- So let's ask "dem" what "dey" think.Copy !req
243. - Any questions for the governor, folks?Copy !req
244. Why won't Woodchuck race?Copy !req
245. So, to be clear, my DROUGHT plan
is actually a drought relief plan.Copy !req
246. I see now how that's confusing.
Any other questions?Copy !req
247. Are you going to race Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
248. Any questions about the DROUGHT plan?Copy !req
249. To ski or not to ski?Copy !req
250. That was the question
posed by William ShakespeareCopy !req
251. and it's perhaps even more relevant today.Copy !req
252. Of course, there are reasons
why a gubernatorial electionCopy !req
253. should not be decided by a ski race,Copy !req
254. but are there also reasons
why it should?Copy !req
255. For the sake of "fairness"Copy !req
256. we've brought in two experts
with opposite opinionsCopy !req
257. who will now have equal time
to just say those opinionsCopy !req
258. because that's what news is.Copy !req
259. You think they'll really race
down Devil's Mountain?Copy !req
260. What do I care? As long as I've got
my giant bag of kettle corn,Copy !req
261. that's the only thing that concerns me.Copy !req
262. - What the?
- Drone Throne strikes again! Ha ha!Copy !req
263. Get back here with my kettle corn!Copy !req
264. You can't call it a drone
if you're riding on it.Copy !req
265. Suckers! Hooray!Copy !req
266. Ha ha! Oh— oh, no!Copy !req
267. Aw, man.Copy !req
268. I was hoisted by my own petard,Copy !req
269. the one petard I thought
would never hoist me.Copy !req
270. Unprecedented poppycock.Copy !req
271. This poppycock has no precedent.Copy !req
272. Maybe it's time to make a statement.Copy !req
273. Madeline, no.Copy !req
274. This outlandish buffoonery
is beneath the office of the governor.Copy !req
275. I can't defile the legacy
of my predecessorsCopy !req
276. who built the Golden Gate Bridge,
irrigated the Central Valley,Copy !req
277. and played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie.Copy !req
278. Can't you see this thing
is eating you alive?Copy !req
279. Do it for us, Woodcharles.
Do it for us.Copy !req
280. And so this ski race would be both
undemocratic and unconstitutional,Copy !req
281. which is why I will not be racing
Mr. Peanutbutter down Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
282. What if the state constitution
were changed to allow it?Copy !req
283. - Then would you race Mr. Peanutbutter?
- I...Copy !req
284. Fine. If a state senator
wanted to waste everybody's timeCopy !req
285. by sponsoring an amendment
to the constitution,Copy !req
286. and the motion got two-thirds majority
in both housesCopy !req
287. so as to allow
a democratically-elected governorCopy !req
288. to accept a ski race challenge
for his office,Copy !req
289. then yes, I would race Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
290. Well, I guess that puts
that idea to bed, right?Copy !req
291. - Hmm.
- Right?Copy !req
292. - Hmm...
- Right?Copy !req
293. You want me to sponsor a ski race
amendment to the constitution?Copy !req
294. Or you could sponsor the amendment
that has a hidden riderCopy !req
295. doubling farm subsidies in your district.Copy !req
296. - Inglewood could use some farms.
- That's right.Copy !req
297. I do have these campaign donors—
uh, I mean, constituentsCopy !req
298. who really care about babies' access
to vaping devices.Copy !req
299. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
300. I've always wanted to drive across
a bridge to Hawaii.Copy !req
301. - Can we do that?
- You got it.Copy !req
302. Aloha!Copy !req
303. Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
304. It tickles.Copy !req
305. I'm astounded that it has come to this.Copy !req
306. But since the exorbitantly expensiveCopy !req
307. and astonishingly titled I Love California
amendment is now law,Copy !req
308. I formally accept Mr. Peanutbutter's
challenge to a ski race.Copy !req
309. It happens that I'm an excellent skierCopy !req
310. who won numerous medals in the sport
when I raced for DartmouthCopy !req
311. but, again, I am shocked
that fact is relevantCopy !req
312. in the matter of selecting
our state's governor.Copy !req
313. Mr. Peanutbutter, I will see you
on Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
314. - Whoa!
- This is insane.Copy !req
315. You could actually become governor
by winning a race.Copy !req
316. Yeah. Wow.Copy !req
317. You know, it's days like this
I wish I knew how to ski.Copy !req
318. - You don't ski?
- Never really got into it, no.Copy !req
319. Then why did you challenge the governor
to a ski race?Copy !req
320. I didn't think
it would get this far.Copy !req
321. You gotta admit, this is pretty out there.Copy !req
322. Well, I guess that's it. Oh, well.
Tough break. Bye forever, Katrina.Copy !req
323. No, this is not over.
This is just beginning.Copy !req
324. Mr. Peanutbutter,
you're going to ski school.Copy !req
325. Doggie-doggie what now?Copy !req
326. Hey, BoJack, it's me again.Copy !req
327. Where are you, I'm worried,Copy !req
328. hope you're not dead,
etc... you get it.Copy !req
329. Anyway, things are even crazier
around here lately.Copy !req
330. Don't know if you've seen the news,
but I really wish you were here for this.Copy !req
331. Well, I'm off to ski school
so I can learn how to ski,Copy !req
332. so I can become the governor.Copy !req
333. Y ou'd say something like,Copy !req
334. "That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard."Copy !req
335. Sounds great, sweetheart.Copy !req
336. But as the old saying goes,
that's politics.Copy !req
337. Then you'd probably say,
"A, that's not an old sayingCopy !req
338. and, B, that's not politics!
Nothing about that is politics."Copy !req
339. This is so great!Copy !req
340. Then you would be so overwhelmedCopy !req
341. by the unbearable ludicrousness
of the situationCopy !req
342. that you would get in your car
and drive to Hawaii,Copy !req
343. which is also a thing you could do nowCopy !req
344. because of a new bill
that cost our state billions of dollars.Copy !req
345. It's all so great!Copy !req
346. You know, it's funny,
because the last time I saw youCopy !req
347. you told me that you needed me
in your life,Copy !req
348. and then you just disappeared.Copy !req
349. So how do you think
that makes me feel?Copy !req
350. Well, wherever you are,
I hope you're happy.Copy !req
351. I really do, BoJack.Copy !req
352. Also, I haven't seen Todd in a while.
He's not with you, is he?Copy !req
353. Oh, simple kettle corn.Copy !req
354. Between the worlds of the sweet
and the savory.Copy !req
355. Not quite popcorn, not quite candy.Copy !req
356. - What are we?Copy !req
357. Hey, get away! Get, get!Copy !req
358. Wow, my first day at ski academy.Copy !req
359. What collegiate shenanigans
will befall me?Copy !req
360. There will be no shenanigans
on my watch.Copy !req
361. Professor Thistlethorpe,Copy !req
362. the famously humorless yet somehow
also lovable ski instructor?Copy !req
363. Peanutbutter, is it?
Everything about you disgusts me.Copy !req
364. Uh...Copy !req
365. And yet, there might be
something in you after all.Copy !req
366. You really mean it?Copy !req
367. This shall be my greatest challenge.Copy !req
368. Meet me on the summit
tomorrow at daybreak.Copy !req
369. Well, it is daybreak
and here we are at the summit.Copy !req
370. First lesson, break your skis in half.Copy !req
371. Oh, I don't have skis.
Was I supposed to bring skis?Copy !req
372. - You didn't say that.
- No bother. They shan't be required.Copy !req
373. Instead, read this book of poetry.Copy !req
374. I'll see you in the classroom.Copy !req
375. Ah, there you are.
Did you read the book of poetry?Copy !req
376. No! I forgot to.Copy !req
377. - Excellent.
- I'm sor— Excellent?Copy !req
378. My assignment was a test.Copy !req
379. Skiing isn't about reading old books.Copy !req
380. - It's about speaking truth to power...
- Oh!Copy !req
381. and you have spoken it eloquently.Copy !req
382. You are my finest student.Copy !req
383. I love you.Copy !req
384. - Are you okay, professor?
- Just a cough.Copy !req
385. I'm sure it's nothing. You can come by
tomorrow for your diploma.Copy !req
386. I can't believe ski school
is already over.Copy !req
387. Professor Thistlethorpe?
Professor Thistlethorpe!Copy !req
388. Remember everything
I taught you.Copy !req
389. I will.Copy !req
390. Also, if you have any tips for skiing,
that would be really helpful.Copy !req
391. The most important part of skiingCopy !req
392. is to keep your legs ben...Copy !req
393. Who's Ben?Copy !req
394. Devil's Mountain is the place,
skiing is the sport.Copy !req
395. I'm uncomfortable.
It's cold out.Copy !req
396. Tell me, who do you think
will win today's boutCopy !req
397. and what does it mean
for the future of California?Copy !req
398. I hate winter sports.Copy !req
399. I want to go inside and drink a cider.Copy !req
400. - And they're off!Copy !req
401. Woodchuck, off to a great start.Copy !req
402. Mr. Peanutbutter seems to be employingCopy !req
403. some sort of awkwardly
falling down technique.Copy !req
404. - Any sign of them?
- Nothing yet.Copy !req
405. - Oh! I made you a card.
- You did?Copy !req
406. Oh, wow, it's sparkly.Copy !req
407. Sorry, I went a little overboard
with the glitterCopy !req
408. and a little underboard with the glue.Copy !req
409. "Let's move in together.
I think I'm ready now."Copy !req
410. This is great.
Are you sure, though,Copy !req
411. because last time you seemed
a little hesitant.Copy !req
412. - No, I was just a little pregnant.
- Oh!Copy !req
413. I was gonna tell you, really,Copy !req
414. but then before I could tell you
there was nothing to tell you.Copy !req
415. Oh.Copy !req
416. I'm so sorry. I still wish
you would've told me.Copy !req
417. I have a card for that. On the front
it says, "Life isn't fairage."Copy !req
418. I'm sorry. I just felt dumb
because all my life I've wanted a family.Copy !req
419. But I didn't want it to happen
just because I got pregnant by accidentCopy !req
420. - and then you got stuck with me.
- Okay, first of all,Copy !req
421. if I get stuck to something,
you're the prettiest glue trap I ever saw.Copy !req
422. - You know what I mean.
- Second, if that's how you feel,Copy !req
423. maybe you shouldn't get pregnant
by accident.Copy !req
424. - Well, I didn't try to!
- No.Copy !req
425. I'm saying maybe we should
get you pregnant on purpose.Copy !req
426. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
427. We love each other,
and we enjoy having sex with each other—Copy !req
428. and we're good
at having sex with each other.Copy !req
429. And also, I think you'd be
an amazing mother.Copy !req
430. - Even Blake Lively thinks so.Copy !req
431. Ah, still got it.Copy !req
432. Yes!Copy !req
433. Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
434. Ohh! Get control.Copy !req
435. Woodchuck in the lead,
still in the lead.Copy !req
436. Woodchuck remains
very much in the lead.Copy !req
437. Goodbye, dear friend.Copy !req
438. You served me well.Copy !req
439. Okay, all right, here we go.Copy !req
440. Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
441. Ohh!Copy !req
442. I see Woodchuck!Copy !req
443. Yes!Copy !req
444. Go, Woodcharles!Copy !req
445. Oh... whoa... Whoa!Copy !req
446. Oh, my God.Copy !req
447. Todd forever!Copy !req
448. Whaa!Copy !req
449. - Invictus!Copy !req
450. - [groaning, grunts]
- Ooh! Ooh.Copy !req
451. - Oh... ohh.Copy !req
452. - Did I win?
- Come on, honey.Copy !req
453. Let's go home.Copy !req
454. - Well, I hope that settles it.Copy !req
455. We can finally put an end
to this nonsense.Copy !req
456. Sir, the rules are clear: the first person
to cross the finish line becomes governor,Copy !req
457. and, well, a strange boy
fell out of the skyCopy !req
458. and crossed the line first.Copy !req
459. They're swearing him in now.Copy !req
460. - So help me Todd.
- Congratulations, Governor Chavez.Copy !req
461. You know, ever since
I first became governorCopy !req
462. I've thought,
"I don't want to be governor"Copy !req
463. and that's where I am now.Copy !req
464. So, can I not be governor?Copy !req
465. You'd like to resign?Copy !req
466. Yeah. I'm just really not
into labels right now.Copy !req
467. Maybe after some soul searching
I'll be ready to really know what I am.Copy !req
468. But for right now,
I think I speak for all CaliforniansCopy !req
469. when I say, "I ate too much kettle cornCopy !req
470. while drifting through the sky
on an out of control drone throne."Copy !req
471. Okay, is this charade over?
Can I be governor again?Copy !req
472. Sir, we live in a society of laws.Copy !req
473. When a governor resigns,
that triggers a special election.Copy !req
474. Until which, the governor's seat
shall remain vacant.Copy !req
475. - Election, you say?Copy !req
476. Mr. Peanutbutter, will you run?Copy !req
477. - You bet I will, and you know why?
- No, tell me.Copy !req
478. Because this whole ski race was a joke.Copy !req
479. Of course Woodchuck was gonna beat me.
He went to Dartmouth.Copy !req
480. So where's the candidate
for regular schmoes like me,Copy !req
481. - who went to Northwestern?
- Is he serious right now?Copy !req
482. You know, Governor Woodchuck
Coodchuck-BerkowitzCopy !req
483. thinks he's better than us,
but is he better than us?Copy !req
484. No!
- Uh, if I could say a few words—Copy !req
485. He thinks the race is over.Copy !req
486. Well, I say it's just starting.Copy !req
487. And he wants me to sit and stay
and roll over?Copy !req
488. - No!
- I say California's tired of rolling over.Copy !req
489. What do you say?Copy !req
490. Yeah!
I'm tired.Copy !req
491. I say it's time for me
to stand up and speak.Copy !req
492. - Diane-Diane what now?Copy !req
493. So loud as you can,
let me hear what you want.Copy !req
494. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
495. - Uh, citizens—
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
496. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
497. - Peanutbutter!Copy !req
498. - Peanutbutter!
- Friends, some decorum, please.Copy !req
499. - Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!
Ah!Copy !req
500. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!Copy !req
501. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
502. The mailbox belonging to...
- BoJack Horsemack—Copy !req
503. - Horseman— oh, wait, how do I—
is full. Goodbye.Copy !req