1. BoJack! Beautiful day, huh?Copy !req
2. Perfect day to go outside,
not read the tradesCopy !req
3. or talk to anyone in the industry
or watch entertainment televisionCopy !req
4. or have a gut feeling about the ratings
for your television show last night.Copy !req
5. - Princess Carolyn, I'm dying.
- You read the trades.Copy !req
6. My heart is in my stomach,
my stomach is in my butt,Copy !req
7. and my butt ran away with the spoon.Copy !req
8. That makes sense
because your butt is quite a dish.Copy !req
9. Can you come over? I need you.Copy !req
10. What the...?Copy !req
11. I ordered a few feel-better pizzas
to feel better. It did not work.Copy !req
12. Then I sprinkled happy pills on them,
and washed it all downCopy !req
13. with a "Please, God, make my pain go away"
vermouth and ice cream float.Copy !req
14. - Somehow I feel worse.
- That's a real mystery.Copy !req
15. My show was terrible.
Why did I insist on a mockumentary format?Copy !req
16. It's already an overused trope now,
in 2007.Copy !req
17. Hey! Mockumentary is not a trope,
it's a device for storytelling.Copy !req
18. And your show is daring and cutting edge.
People just aren't ready.Copy !req
19. Yeah. Yeah, people! It's not me.Copy !req
20. It's the people that are the problem!Copy !req
21. Everyone's dumb and I am great.
Why do I always forget that?Copy !req
22. That's the spirit.Copy !req
23. I'm starting to think this show is
the best thing that happened to me.Copy !req
24. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
25. It made me realize you're the best thing
that happened to me,Copy !req
26. with your sexy cat eyes
and your cute little hair curl.Copy !req
27. You look like a soft serve
strawberry ice cream.Copy !req
28. BoJack, we can't. I'm your agent.Copy !req
29. You are so much more than that.
You're my lighthouse, my Garmin.Copy !req
30. You're the little plastic table
they put in pizza boxesCopy !req
31. to keep the pizza from getting smushed.Copy !req
32. You're Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
33. Don't you break my heart,
BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
34. - What?
- What? Nothing.Copy !req
35. - Did you just say something to me?
- No, I was just being wistful, I guess.Copy !req
36. Well, can you be wistful a little quieter?Copy !req
37. - Not everyone is interested in your wist.
- Okay, BoJack.Copy !req
38. - You smell nice.
- Thanks, BoJack.Copy !req
39. Okay, gotta go. I'm about to meet
my most important client.Copy !req
40. - I know you're not really on the phone.
- Bye, Mr. President.Copy !req
41. Give my love to your basketball friends.
You too.Copy !req
42. Should we get dinner,
or are you just thinking drinks?Copy !req
43. - I'm not planning on staying long.
- Okay.Copy !req
44. I'm glad you wanted to meet,
because I am so pumped to tell youCopy !req
45. all about the exciting projects
I'm lining up for you.Copy !req
46. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
47. Once you get your Oscar nom,
we'll have our pick. That's the key.Copy !req
48. You think Halle Berry
would've been offered CatwomanCopy !req
49. if she wasn't an Oscar winner?Copy !req
50. We just gotta find you your Catwoman.Copy !req
51. I'm not sure if a CatwomanCopy !req
52. is really the best thing
for my career right now.Copy !req
53. Right, well, like I said,
we are getting lots of offers.Copy !req
54. Listen, Princess Carolyn—Copy !req
55. Signore Horseman!
Principessa Carolina!Copy !req
56. Sandro, how you doing,
you handsome devil?Copy !req
57. To be honest I am, how you say,
sweating bull's nets.Copy !req
58. - You mean sweating bullets?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
59. Sweating bullets.
How does that make the sense?Copy !req
60. How does sweating bull's nets
make sense?Copy !req
61. I don't want to be caught in bull's nets.
He may try to kiss me.Copy !req
62. I prefer kissing cows. No judgment,
just a preference. I love kissing cows!Copy !req
63. Don't tell my wife. I'm kidding!Copy !req
64. She knows. She's a cow!Copy !req
65. And I only kiss her.Copy !req
66. Okay, very good.Copy !req
67. Haven't you lived in America for 30 years?Copy !req
68. Ignore him. Why are you
sweating bullets and/or nets?Copy !req
69. Ah. Because there is a restaurant critic
here tonight.Copy !req
70. Very interesting.Copy !req
71. Critics are the worst.
That's my review of critics.Copy !req
72. Two thumbs down! Four percent fresh!Copy !req
73. One star! You all eat a flat butt!Copy !req
74. Did you not know there was a critic here?
You own this place.Copy !req
75. I never see you do anything
to help run it.Copy !req
76. This place runs itself. Right, Sandro?Copy !req
77. Well, my wife and children and therapy man
may not agree so much,Copy !req
78. but if you say so, Signore Horseman.Copy !req
79. Even his wife and kids
and therapy man agree.Copy !req
80. Well, as the Black Guy Pete say,
"Tonight's gonna be a good night."Copy !req
81. Please. Enjoy.Copy !req
82. I know you're not happy about
what happened with the Kelsey project.Copy !req
83. I pushed a little too hard to get you
the money you deserve.Copy !req
84. What can I say? Sometimes I'm too good
of an agent, so deals fall apart.Copy !req
85. That's a thing that happens
when agents are really good.Copy !req
86. - That's not—
- Moving forward!Copy !req
87. I know you're not happy
with how I handled Ethan Around.Copy !req
88. - Or didn't handle it.
- Bygones!Copy !req
89. It was because I was busy
getting you the Pegasus movie,Copy !req
90. which I know you did not get,
but trust me,Copy !req
91. you'll see not getting these movies was
the best thing that ever happened to you.Copy !req
92. Onwards and upwards!
Tally ho! To the stars!Copy !req
93. Okay, you're forcing me to use the cards.Copy !req
94. "Princess Carolyn, clear throat,
I have been very disappointed—"Copy !req
95. Ring! Hello, Your Highness.Copy !req
96. It's a king, I have to take this.
In the bathroom.Copy !req
97. Oh, fish, oh, fish!Copy !req
98. Who's out there?
Are you talking to me?Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. All right, Pink Lady, think.Copy !req
101. - Are you talking to me?
- Are you a pink lady?Copy !req
102. I was a Pink Lady in my high
school's production of Grease.Copy !req
103. - Were you Rizzo?
- No, Jan.Copy !req
104. Then don't waste my time.Copy !req
105. Now, let us bow our heads and bray.Copy !req
106. Yes, right away!Copy !req
107. So back to what you were—Copy !req
108. - Oh, my goodness, what is this?
- Yeah, what is this?Copy !req
109. You're making this up.Copy !req
110. Okay, cool.Copy !req
111. Can you believe it, BoJack?
It's been almost a quarter of a century.Copy !req
112. Talking on the phone
pretty much every day,Copy !req
113. sharing our deepest dreams and secrets,Copy !req
114. being there for each other
through all of it, bosom friends,Copy !req
115. Anne of Green Gables style.Copy !req
116. Let's toast to another 23 years.
What do you say?Copy !req
117. - You're fired.
- Uh— Oh.Copy !req
118. I can't believe this. You're firing me?Copy !req
119. - Me?
- What? No.Copy !req
120. You have no idea,
everything I do around here!Copy !req
121. - Half the kitchen staff is my family.
- No.Copy !req
122. - Honestly, just—
- I detest you!Copy !req
123. I hope you rot in the hell!Copy !req
124. - We're headed down a road that—
- You washed-up has-been no-good joke!Copy !req
125. You are the opposite of an onion,Copy !req
126. because if I cut you, I am no gonna cry.Copy !req
127. Well, now you are fired.Copy !req
128. Good luck finding another charming
first-generation Italian immigrantCopy !req
129. with this kind of darling accent,
who makes equally delightful malapropisms!Copy !req
130. You, sir, have just cut off your noseCopy !req
131. and thrown Sprite in your face!Copy !req
132. I am a classic stereotype
that is tough to come by nowadays,Copy !req
133. because Italians don't emigrate
so much to America no more.Copy !req
134. Botticelli, Barbarelli, Beetle Bailey!Copy !req
135. Modigliani, Masaccio, Marmaduke!Copy !req
136. Avanti, all of you! Andiamo!Copy !req
137. So that was weird, huh?Copy !req
138. Please stop looking at me.Copy !req
139. Too bad about Sandro, huh?Copy !req
140. You're the one who's fired, obviously.Copy !req
141. Right.Copy !req
142. Ryan Murphy is doing are-imagining
of The Life and Times of Harriet Tubman.Copy !req
143. But in this version, she's a tub-man,Copy !req
144. with the comparative strength
and agility of a tub!Copy !req
145. - PC.
- He's looking for someoneCopy !req
146. to play the Underground
Railroad conductor.Copy !req
147. Great, but you don't represent me anymore.Copy !req
148. Okay, I get it. I'm fired. Sheesk.Copy !req
149. You're gonna spend a couple days
being mad at me,Copy !req
150. then I'll get you another gig, and you'll
be my client again, just like every time.Copy !req
151. Can we get past the part
where you're mad at meCopy !req
152. and get to the part where
you're stealing General Lee's plutoniumCopy !req
153. to fuel your subterranean
steam-punk slave-tram?Copy !req
154. "It's best, for both of us,Copy !req
155. if we end this relationship
once and for all."Copy !req
156. I'm sorry I screwed up,
you don't have to read off the—Copy !req
157. "You take me for granted, made decisions
that were against my wishes,Copy !req
158. and worst of all
she's got my globes a-warming!"Copy !req
159. - How did that get in there?
- What is that?Copy !req
160. A punch line to a joke
from the roast of January Jones.Copy !req
161. - A global warming joke?
- It's an important issue. Here we go.Copy !req
162. "Our relationship no longer has any—"Copy !req
163. "January has only gotten hotter and hot—"
Nope.Copy !req
164. - Were you at the roast of January Jones?
- No, but I wrote some jokesCopy !req
165. in case someone got sick
and they needed a backup.Copy !req
166. Do you even know January Jones?
Why would they call you?Copy !req
167. I guess I thought that my agent could
get me in the mix if Jason Sudeikis—Copy !req
168. How did these get out of order?Copy !req
169. So in the joke,
are the globes your balls?Copy !req
170. And they get warm
when you see January Jones?Copy !req
171. Is that how balls work?Copy !req
172. I don't know. It's a work in progress.Copy !req
173. Professional integrity!Copy !req
174. "Our relationship no longer
has any professional integrity.Copy !req
175. So it's gotta end. Stand to leave."Copy !req
176. Shouldn't have read that part.Copy !req
177. "When you reflect on this,
you'll see it's best for both of us.Copy !req
178. Exit restaurant." Goddamn it.Copy !req
179. Wow, that was—
I don't know what that was.Copy !req
180. Hey! Where are you going?Copy !req
181. - Who gave you this idea? Spanakopita?
- This has nothing to do with Ana.Copy !req
182. Here you go, sir.Copy !req
183. - I'll get it!
- You two are b'thumping.Copy !req
184. Now you do whatever she says?Copy !req
185. - Is that what's happening?
- No.Copy !req
186. No, you're not b'thumping or no,
you're not doing whatever she says?Copy !req
187. - I'm not doing whatever she says.
- So you are b'thumping.Copy !req
188. I understand from context what you mean,
but there's no way b'thumping is a thing.Copy !req
189. I'll get it!Copy !req
190. You don't have to do everything
your little falafel pocket tells you to.Copy !req
191. - You screwed up!
- Once! In 23 years!Copy !req
192. I'll get 'em.Copy !req
193. All these years I carried you,
when no one wanted to work with you.Copy !req
194. I still managed to get you jobs.Copy !req
195. And then you would flake,
or sabotage them,Copy !req
196. or get wrapped up in some crisis
or emergency or vague sadness.Copy !req
197. Everyone told me to dump you—
my bosses, film execs, directors,Copy !req
198. they all told me you were washed up,
a nobody, a has-been,Copy !req
199. - a joke, too portly for TV.
- Too portly for TV? Who said that?Copy !req
200. - It doesn't matter.
- It does. Who said it?Copy !req
201. - Luis Guzman.
- Luis Guzman said I'm too portly for TV?Copy !req
202. You're right, BoJack.
This is for the best.Copy !req
203. I no longer have to lug your talentless,
self-centered, self-sabotaging,Copy !req
204. dead-weight carcass
of faded talent around my neck.Copy !req
205. - Hey.
- Thank you for firing me.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna go pour myself
a little celebratory potato juice,Copy !req
207. because this is the best goddamn
thing that's ever happened to me.Copy !req
208. Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
209. Ha, ha! I'll get it.Copy !req
210. You do not talk to me like that
and walk away.Copy !req
211. Oh, no? What's happening?Copy !req
212. This is so weird. I'm walking away,
even though you told me not to.Copy !req
213. Right, I don't work for you anymore.Copy !req
214. - Hey!
- Excuse me, Mr. Horseman?Copy !req
215. - Not now.
- We have a slight problem in the kitchen.Copy !req
216. - Where is everybody?
- That's the problem. They all quit.Copy !req
217. The kitchen's backed up with orders.
No one's getting food.Copy !req
218. And the critic is growing very impatient.Copy !req
219. Writing that down...Copy !req
220. - Just do what you normally do.
- But there's no chef.Copy !req
221. Tonight's your lucky night.
You just got promoted.Copy !req
222. Kidding. I'm actually just happy
being a waiter. I'm not my job.Copy !req
223. - A lot of people think that—
- You're the chef! Start cheffing!Copy !req
224. Oh.Copy !req
225. What? Fifty teeth?
Get out of here. Let me see.Copy !req
226. - Ahh...
- Would you look at that.Copy !req
227. You're thrilled
to have me out of your life?Copy !req
228. - I was such a burden all those years.
- Can I close my mouth now?Copy !req
229. - Know what I think?
- Don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
230. You like being there to rescue me.Copy !req
231. - I close my mouth, okay?
- Nobody cares!Copy !req
232. - Okay—
- Nope, I'm still counting.Copy !req
233. You like it when I'm a mess.Copy !req
234. Because it makes you feel good
about yourself.Copy !req
235. Guess what? I never asked for that.Copy !req
236. You ask all the time.Copy !req
237. You have never not been asking me
to rescue you.Copy !req
238. "Princess Carolyn, help me!Copy !req
239. I slept with the gaffer's wife
and now he's not lighting me properly.Copy !req
240. Princess Carolyn, I threw up
on Elle Fanning in a bounce house.Copy !req
241. Princess Carolyn,
why am I such a big stupid asshole?"Copy !req
242. Okay, great, more abuse.
Right on schedule.Copy !req
243. Oh, that's abuse?Copy !req
244. "BoJack, you're such
a big, stupid asshole.Copy !req
245. BoJack, why were you even
in the bounce house, dummy?Copy !req
246. BoJack, you wasted my thirties!"Copy !req
247. I never said you wasted my thirties.Copy !req
248. Didn't have to, you're always saying it.Copy !req
249. And I don't like being around you,
because I feel bad.Copy !req
250. You make me feel bad.Copy !req
251. So this isn't about me being a bad agent.Copy !req
252. It's about a lot of things.Copy !req
253. - Where are you going?
- Away.Copy !req
254. - Hey, listen, man.Copy !req
255. I don't wanna get in the middle of this,
it's none of my business,Copy !req
256. but I just have to say
I love that sweater.Copy !req
257. - Can you give it to me?
- What? No.Copy !req
258. I held my mouth open a really long time.Copy !req
259. - What does that have to do—?
- You're not being fair,Copy !req
260. to me or Princess Katniss.Copy !req
261. - Who?
- Your friend.Copy !req
262. You've forgotten her already?
Typical BoSchwack.Copy !req
263. That's enough out of you.Copy !req
264. It's all right,
you're gonna get through this.Copy !req
265. - You're gonna get through this.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
266. Are you okay?
You've been in there a long time.Copy !req
267. I left for a while and came back.Copy !req
268. Just so you know,
this wasn't an easy decision.Copy !req
269. - This is the ladies' room!
- What's going on out there?Copy !req
270. Are you watching a movie?Copy !req
271. I agonized over this. Ask Ana.Copy !req
272. - Oh. So you did talk about it with Ana.
- Yeah. I respect her opinion.Copy !req
273. Paws not claws! Paws not claws!Copy !req
274. Hey! Ow! God, you're strong.Copy !req
275. This is exactly the kind of
unprofessionalism I'm talking about.Copy !req
276. - You want to talk about professionalism?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
277. But not here.Copy !req
278. You say you want professionalism?
Bullshit.Copy !req
279. You want a mommy
you can slide your dick in.Copy !req
280. I can want that
and also want professionalism.Copy !req
281. A sex-mommy who keeps her boundaries,
is that too much to ask?Copy !req
282. Is there a single woman
you've worked withCopy !req
283. who you haven't tried
to groggily thrust yourself into?Copy !req
284. Is it any wonder
I don't want to be around you?Copy !req
285. All you do is tell me
I'm a terrible person.Copy !req
286. Please, you're such
a self-pitying masochist,Copy !req
287. I could say ten nice things
and one mean thing,Copy !req
288. you would only hear the one mean thing.Copy !req
289. I'd love it
if you said ten nice things to me.Copy !req
290. - I can say nice things.
- Ready when you are.Copy !req
291. Does self-pitying masochist count,
or are we starting from scratch?Copy !req
292. Okay, one— I'm freezing my whiskers off.Copy !req
293. - You have a natural charisma.
- You hesitated, that means it's a lie.Copy !req
294. Two, you are loved by millions.Copy !req
295. That's not a compliment.
So is Kim Jong Un and Teri Hatcher.Copy !req
296. I got this. I got this.Copy !req
297. Pre-heat oven?
Where's the pre-heat button?Copy !req
298. Excuse me? Waiter?Copy !req
299. Where are my family's
double-fudge cheese pies?Copy !req
300. I'm not your waiter anymore.
I'm the chef.Copy !req
301. - Then who's our waiter?
- Uh, you're the waiter now. Ta-da!Copy !req
302. I can't be a waiter.Copy !req
303. I have a very important
business meeting tomorrow.Copy !req
304. You get someone else to do it.
I'm the chef and whatever I say goes!Copy !req
305. Okay. Who gets these
soy balls and onion cubes?Copy !req
306. Table eight.
Deliver those soy balls, soldier.Copy !req
307. You got it, boss.Copy !req
308. Number six.
You know how to make me laugh.Copy !req
309. So I'm a clown to you?
Like Joe Pesci in Home Alone?Copy !req
310. You recognize
you're being impossible, right?Copy !req
311. - I don't know how you put up with me.
- I didn't put up with you, BoJack.Copy !req
312. I liked being with you.
And I don't regret it.Copy !req
313. I don't regret the trip to the Bahamas.Copy !req
314. Or the bracelet you bought me
for my 38th birthday.Copy !req
315. Or when my dad diedCopy !req
316. and you came to the funeral
with me and held my hand.Copy !req
317. I'm doing this for both of us.
You understand?Copy !req
318. - Did you ever love me? At all?
- I don't— I'm not—Copy !req
319. You know that I don't do
the whole love thing.Copy !req
320. Either you end up hurting someone
or they hurt you. So, what's the point?Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. Ugh. This sucks. Ow.Copy !req
323. I did this to myself. I do this to myself.Copy !req
324. - Why do I do this to myself?
- I don't know.Copy !req
325. Maybe if you're good at putting out fires,Copy !req
326. you just run from fire to fire
and don't really think about—Copy !req
327. Oh, God, I don't wanna be a chef!
I want to be not on fire!Copy !req
328. - We gotta put out that fire!
- I hate Mondays!Copy !req
329. I figured out
how to pre-heat the oven.Copy !req
330. This night has been a disaster.Copy !req
331. The good news is I got my kid
to prep my important meeting at work.Copy !req
332. The bad news is
all the customers went home.Copy !req
333. They didn't like the screamingCopy !req
334. and felt like their food
was a little too "on fire".Copy !req
335. - It's called a char, dumbshits.
- The critic's still here.Copy !req
336. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
337. She still wants her mushroom risotto.Copy !req
338. I don't know how to make risotto.Copy !req
339. I know how.Copy !req
340. What are you doing? No, go home.Copy !req
341. You're right. What am I doing?Copy !req
342. All right.Copy !req
343. Good luck.Copy !req
344. Ugh. Who do they write these songs for?Copy !req
345. - Ugh.Copy !req
346. Goddamn it.Copy !req
347. How should I know?
Do I look like an expert in cooking oils?Copy !req
348. We have to choose!
We're running out of time.Copy !req
349. - Olive. You wanna use olive oil.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
350. Let me do this.
You'll burn the place to the ground.Copy !req
351. Fine. This isn't one of those things
where you save my assCopy !req
352. so I feel obligated to give you
your job back.Copy !req
353. I know you have no sense
of obligation to me.Copy !req
354. Ooh, slam. I'm sorry,
I'd rather not get involved.Copy !req
355. - Can I get you some more water?
- Mmm.Copy !req
356. You look lovely. It's a great blouse.Copy !req
357. Mom, I wanna go home.Copy !req
358. This is a very important night
for the restaurant.Copy !req
359. How are we coming on the sales meeting?
Did you get the big conference room?Copy !req
360. Winslow wants the big conference room
for his presentation to corporate.Copy !req
361. You get back on that phone
and you get me that big room.Copy !req
362. Okay, Mom.Copy !req
363. The secret is stirring continuously.Copy !req
364. Right, so that's the secret.Copy !req
365. I'm gonna go roll some more soy balls.Copy !req
366. - Thanks for your help.
- Sure.Copy !req
367. How do you know how to do this?Copy !req
368. Mom was a live-in maid for a rich family.Copy !req
369. She had a little trouble
bending her elbow too much. Glug, glug.Copy !req
370. So unless I wanted us to be on the street,
I had to cover for her, a lot.Copy !req
371. That rich family loved Italian food
and champagne fountains.Copy !req
372. And cocaine. And private jets.
And screaming at each other.Copy !req
373. "Who threw my cocaine
in the champagne fountain?"Copy !req
374. - So standard rich people stuff?
- I guess.Copy !req
375. - How come you never told me that?
- I did.Copy !req
376. Oh.Copy !req
377. It's okay. I know
you never remember anything.Copy !req
378. That's not true.
I remember the first time we met.Copy !req
379. I went to see Marv. You were
at the desk in front of his office.Copy !req
380. I thought you were cute and you said,
"It's good to see you again."Copy !req
381. - Oh. So I guess we'd met before.
- That was the third time we met.Copy !req
382. The first time was when I was an intern.
I delivered a script to your house.Copy !req
383. You were passed out in the yard,
covered in tapioca pudding.Copy !req
384. I hosed you down, dragged you inside,
covered you with a blanket.Copy !req
385. - Really? I don't remember that.
- Shocker.Copy !req
386. So you've gone from daughter of a maid
to head of your own company.Copy !req
387. Well, the company's not doing so hot.Copy !req
388. - Don't try to guilt me.
- It's not your fault.Copy !req
389. Turns out being an agent and running
an agency are two different skills.Copy !req
390. It's like asking a really delicious tomato
to make you a tomato sandwich.Copy !req
391. How's a tomato gonna make you
a sandwich? He's got no arms.Copy !req
392. You'll figure it out. Princess Carolyn
always lands on her feet.Copy !req
393. But I don't even know why I'm doing it.
Does any of it matter?Copy !req
394. Why are you an agent at all
if it makes you so miserable?Copy !req
395. Because I'm good at it.Copy !req
396. I mean, stuff hasn't been hitting lately.
But, usually, I'm really good at it.Copy !req
397. Just 'cause you're good at something
doesn't mean you have to do it.Copy !req
398. I'm good at driving sober,
but I don't relish the opportunity.Copy !req
399. But what else would I do?
Who else would I be?Copy !req
400. I do love you, by the way.Copy !req
401. I mean, as much
as I'm capable of loving anyone.Copy !req
402. Which is never enough. I'm sorry.Copy !req
403. Ta-da!Copy !req
404. Well, it is truly...Copy !req
405. how should I put this? Wonderful.Copy !req
406. So you'll give Elefante a good review?Copy !req
407. Oh, no, I can't do that.
I waited over two hours to be served.Copy !req
408. The ambience was terrible.
You two were screaming all night.Copy !req
409. At one point, a waiter
ran through the restaurant on fire.Copy !req
410. Unfortunately,
you will be receiving my lowest rating:Copy !req
411. four hundred and twelve stars,
out of a possible a billion.Copy !req
412. A billion stars?Copy !req
413. Yes, that's the rubric I use on
SamanthaGoesToRestaurants.tumblr.com.Copy !req
414. - Oh, God, get out.Copy !req
415. I assure you the animated GIFsCopy !req
416. with which I describe this encounter
shall be scathing.Copy !req
417. Mom! I just touched base
with Rooney, re: Winslow.Copy !req
418. He's out, we're in.
The conference room is ours.Copy !req
419. Perfect! This is the meeting
where we finally convince the big boysCopy !req
420. to let us get babies addicted to vaping!Copy !req
421. Yes! Corporation!Copy !req
422. - How about a drink?
- I could drink.Copy !req
423. I don't think I can. I'm heading out.Copy !req
424. I got pretty badly burnt earlier
and in a lot of pain.Copy !req
425. I should probably go to the ER.
Have a great night.Copy !req
426. Ha, ha!Copy !req
427. What's the second time we met?Copy !req
428. - A taping of Horsin' Around.
- Which episode?Copy !req
429. The one where Olivia put too much
detergent in the washing machine.Copy !req
430. Nancy Reagan was the guest star.Copy !req
431. That woman
was the real actor in the family.Copy !req
432. I just started working for Marv.
I went backstage to introduce myself.Copy !req
433. And then what happened?Copy !req
434. You told me you were too tired
pretending to be nice all night,Copy !req
435. - and I needed to leave you alone.
- Oh.Copy !req
436. I'm a real jerk, huh?Copy !req
437. Yeah, but you're honest,
straightforward,Copy !req
438. not fake nice
and don't beat around the bush.Copy !req
439. Your heart is tender,
so you protect it from people,Copy !req
440. but sometimes you open up a wall
and it's incredible.Copy !req
441. You're doing the best you can,
considering your asshole parents.Copy !req
442. You have great taste in art,Copy !req
443. and that pink spot
on your nose is just adorable.Copy !req
444. How many nice things was that,
about ten?Copy !req
445. - Yeah, just about.
- Okay, one more.Copy !req
446. You let me help you tonight
because you knew I needed it.Copy !req
447. You did it for me,
which was very sweet.Copy !req
448. Thanks. You're a good friend to me.Copy !req
449. - BoJack...
- Yeah?Copy !req
450. Are we friends?Copy !req
451. Yeah. I mean, I think we are.Copy !req
452. Or I think we can be.Copy !req
453. Okay, then as a friend, I'm asking you...Copy !req
454. Please don't leave me.Copy !req
455. - Princess Carolyn—
- Please.Copy !req
456. I can turn this around,
I just need more time.Copy !req
457. We're in a fragile period,
still finding our feet.Copy !req
458. Just give me six months
and then you can go.Copy !req
459. I promise,
I'll never ask anything from you again,Copy !req
460. but please, give me six months.Copy !req
461. Sorry, I left my coat here.Copy !req
462. I got it.Copy !req
463. So? What do you think?Copy !req
464. No.Copy !req