1. What happened to my birthday cake?Copy !req
2. - Goober.
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
3. But you're welcome to check my pockets.Copy !req
4. - Go home, Goober.
- Go home, Goober.Copy !req
5. Oh, I was a Goober, all right.
I Goobed with the best of 'em.Copy !req
6. But that ain't me anymore.Copy !req
7. I'm now the proprietor/spokesperson/
number one customer of Whale World.Copy !req
8. At Whale World, families come togetherCopy !req
9. to admire the fine female form
of the majestic killer whale.Copy !req
10. It's educational.Copy !req
11. Join us in the Splash Zone.Copy !req
12. You and your little ones
are gonna get moist.Copy !req
13. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
14. These orcas have the floppiest
dorsal fins in townCopy !req
15. and they can't wait to jump
through hoops for you and your kids.Copy !req
16. Bring your prepubescent daughters,Copy !req
17. who are beginning to be cognizant
of a woman's role in the world.Copy !req
18. They won't internalize
deeply problematic notionsCopy !req
19. about the commodification
of sexuality in today's society.Copy !req
20. What are you talking about?
It's just whales.Copy !req
21. And what about so-called "experts,"Copy !req
22. who say it's wrong
to keep these girls in captivityCopy !req
23. so they can amuse and entertain us?Copy !req
24. Well, to those people I say,
"Stop saying that, okay?"Copy !req
25. These sea girls are my family,
and my business.Copy !req
26. And they can be yours too.Copy !req
27. Come on down to Whale World,
a fun, sexy time for the whole family.Copy !req
28. - Hey, Jill.
- Where are you? I hear mirth.Copy !req
29. An elementary school all inclusive
non-denominational winter day pageant.Copy !req
30. Oh, no. The snow goblin wants to destroy
our seasonal festivities.Copy !req
31. "Snow goblin" is an offensive slur.Copy !req
32. Jesus, Jill.
And you thought your play sucked.Copy !req
33. - I didn't.
- Well, regardless.Copy !req
34. A lot of these fancy kids'
fancy parents are Oscar voters.Copy !req
35. If I wanna get nominated,
I got to rub elbowsCopy !req
36. and whatever the non-denominational
word for schmooze is.Copy !req
37. Hobnob. Did you check
on Cuddlywhiskers like I asked?Copy !req
38. He's doing great.
Little of this, little of that.Copy !req
39. Likes to go jogging... in a big wheel.Copy !req
40. - You didn't check on him, did you?
- Completely forgot.Copy !req
41. - Shh! Keep it down, buddy.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
42. Did you miss the three wise people make
their journey to visit the regular baby?Copy !req
43. Go to his house.Copy !req
44. If he's not there, you must retrieve
something for me,Copy !req
45. something of a sensitive nature.Copy !req
46. Oh, fine, if it'll finally make you stop
calling me, asking me to go on errands.Copy !req
47. - What do you need?
- A letter I wrote him,Copy !req
48. back when we were, prepare yourself,
I'm about to say lovers... Lovers.Copy !req
49. - That was not enough time to prepare.
- Get off the phone, jerk.Copy !req
50. It was years ago
and it was quite beautifulCopy !req
51. and disgusting all at once.
I remember it fondly. And horribly.Copy !req
52. - What's in the letter?
- None of your concern. I must have it,Copy !req
53. for... sentimental reasons. Goodbye.Copy !req
54. - Did you have a nice phone call?
- Are you in the Academy?Copy !req
55. - No.
- Then I don't care what you think.Copy !req
56. - I got to go do a thing for someone.
- Fine.Copy !req
57. You made your appearance,
you were magnificent, I'm very proud.Copy !req
58. But don't forget, you have a full day
of muckety-muck glad-handing.Copy !req
59. The Bat Mitzvah,
the senior Academy member meet and greet.Copy !req
60. You'll be wonderful,
I have complete faith in you.Copy !req
61. That is literally the first time
anyone ever said that to me.Copy !req
62. Diane, you'll keep up
his Internet presence?Copy !req
63. I want him trending by this afternoon.Copy !req
64. But good trending, not bad trending,
you understand?Copy !req
65. Hashtag you betcha.Copy !req
66. Did I just say hashtag out loud?
Hashtag, oops. Hashtag, oh no!Copy !req
67. I'm honestly more alarmed
by the "you betcha".Copy !req
68. I'll take a smoke break
before these little boogersCopy !req
69. dig into the refrain
of "Frosty the Non-Gendered Snow Person."Copy !req
70. Ugh. Could you imagine having a kid? Eww.Copy !req
71. I'm Terry Gross
and this is your ring tone.Copy !req
72. I'm here with novelist Jonathan Lethem.Copy !req
73. Jonathan,
how did you become a ring tone?Copy !req
74. You know, Terry,
growing up in Brooklyn,Copy !req
75. I was always fascinated by ring tones
and the stories they told.Copy !req
76. Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
77. Hello, my precious darling
slice of sunshine,Copy !req
78. who I am not putting on a pedestal.Copy !req
79. Just calling for our daily download,Copy !req
80. as per Dr. Janet's
friendly but firm suggestion.Copy !req
81. When do you think you'll be home?Copy !req
82. - Uh, it might be late.
- Okay, just let me know.Copy !req
83. I cherish you, I respect you
and you have value.Copy !req
84. I feel valued and I value you.Copy !req
85. I am hearing that and I accept that.Copy !req
86. - Diane?
- Yes?Copy !req
87. Do you accept my acceptance?Copy !req
88. I hear it and I accept it and I value it
and all the other verbs.Copy !req
89. Promise you won't work too hard today?Copy !req
90. I won't, if you promise me
you won't bother that skunk next door.Copy !req
91. I don't want to come home
to a stinky husband.Copy !req
92. That is some great food for thought.
I gotta go right now.Copy !req
93. Mr. Peanutbutter,
my favorite weekday client.Copy !req
94. - Why are you calling on the weekend?
- I need your help.Copy !req
95. I've done something bad, very bad.Copy !req
96. Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.Copy !req
97. What? No, it's not. Why would I—Copy !req
98. Listen, I was sniffing around
where I didn't belong and I got skunked.Copy !req
99. - What?
- You got to help us.Copy !req
100. - Us?
- Todd's here too.Copy !req
101. I'm skunked, Princess Carolyn.
Skunked real bad.Copy !req
102. Yeah, yeah, we got real bad skunked,
super skunked.Copy !req
103. - Hardcore.
- Yeah, hardcore skunked.Copy !req
104. Okay. First things first,
don't go back in the house.Copy !req
105. Sadly, you can call me L.L. Cool J
because I am in the house.Copy !req
106. Yecch! Okay, don't move.
I'll be there in 20.Copy !req
107. Mind if I do this real quick?
I gotta pick up a letter.Copy !req
108. Can we make the appearances
we're supposed to make and go home?Copy !req
109. Oh, sure.Copy !req
110. I haven't seen you much
since you moved out of my deck chairs.Copy !req
111. You know, I've been focusing
on my new job and my marriage and—Copy !req
112. - And avoiding me?
- I'm not avoiding you.Copy !req
113. I'm just making an effort
to not be in a room alone with youCopy !req
114. - because I am... avoiding you.
- Oh.Copy !req
115. You know, I think we're alike
in a lot of ways.Copy !req
116. I always tell people
you're like the not-cool version of me.Copy !req
117. Sometimes that's great,Copy !req
118. but it also means we can bring out
the worst in each other.Copy !req
119. I'm trying to get my life back on track.Copy !req
120. I just think maybe it's better,
for both of us,Copy !req
121. if we keep things
a little more professional.Copy !req
122. Yes, okay. Professional.Copy !req
123. BoJack and Diane being professional.
Doing our jobs and nothing else.Copy !req
124. We're at the place I needed to go to.Copy !req
125. It's so weird I drove here on accident.Copy !req
126. Might as well run in
and grab that thing I need to get.Copy !req
127. - Then, back to business.Copy !req
128. - It's spooky in here. Too spooky.
- Really?Copy !req
129. And what would be the right amount
of spooky? Jesus, this thing's heavy.Copy !req
130. Now I know how Hilary Swank's arms
got so jacked.Copy !req
131. Put it down, BoJack.Copy !req
132. Does it look weird?
Me with an Oscar?Copy !req
133. - I actually think that it feels—
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
134. - I think she's dead.
- Hold on, maybe she's not dead.Copy !req
135. Maybe she's just being a— a whale?
No, she's dead.Copy !req
136. Maybe there's someone
in her phone we can call.Copy !req
137. Diane, kids these days don't call.Copy !req
138. They communicate
via a combination of text messages,Copy !req
139. - eye rolls, and dick pics.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
140. What is it? Dick pics?
See if they spell out a message.Copy !req
141. - Freeze! Drop the Oscar!Copy !req
142. - Oh, man.
- Well, well, well.Copy !req
143. Or should I say whale, whale, whale?
Killer whale, that is.Copy !req
144. Or should I say killed whale?Copy !req
145. - Listen, Officer—
- I told you to freeze.Copy !req
146. You just became prime suspects
in the case I like to call,Copy !req
147. "Black and White and Dead All Over,
A Whale Of A Crime:Copy !req
148. An Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface Mystery."Copy !req
149. Eh...Copy !req
150. - Cuff 'em, boys, or, uh, girls.
- I am a woman, sir.Copy !req
151. Lindsay, you know I am trying.Copy !req
152. Can we please show a united front
in front of the perps?Copy !req
153. - We will talk about this later.
- Aww.Copy !req
154. Ohh! It smells like a skunk
skunked another skunk in here,Copy !req
155. then they smoked a joint.
What happened?Copy !req
156. First I rolled all over the couch
to get the skunk stench out,Copy !req
157. but that did not work.Copy !req
158. Then I ran into every room to rub myself
on all my clothes and belongings,Copy !req
159. to get the Mr. Peanutbutter smell back.Copy !req
160. And then I smoked a joint,Copy !req
161. so that might be
why it smells like skunk in here.Copy !req
162. Princess Carolyn, I have to fix this
before Diane gets home.Copy !req
163. Things have been shaky with usCopy !req
164. since she pretended
to be out of the country for two months.Copy !req
165. And then when I filled our entire houseCopy !req
166. with these giant crates
of spaghetti strainers, that did not help.Copy !req
167. Why buy these spaghetti strainers
in the first place?Copy !req
168. Oh, I don't even remember.
I'm sure it'll pay off at some point.Copy !req
169. Man, married life is weird.Copy !req
170. We're making an effort
and getting stronger every day,Copy !req
171. but I swear to God we are like five
big fights away from a divorce,Copy !req
172. I do not want this to be one.Copy !req
173. Okay, number first.
We got to get you in a tomato bath.Copy !req
174. Mmm! Delicious and nutritious.Copy !req
175. Is marinara all right,Copy !req
176. or will I need something zestier
like Arrabiata?Copy !req
177. Tomato bath.Copy !req
178. Whoa!Copy !req
179. I am so high right now.
Wait, was there a skunk in here?Copy !req
180. - What do you know about Nadia?
- Uh, who's Nadia?Copy !req
181. Your friend doing the face-down mambo
in the king-sized bathtub.Copy !req
182. - Now I know her name is Nadia.
- Oh, so you're a comedian, huh?Copy !req
183. Although I am trying to branch
into more serious roles.Copy !req
184. You pigs think you can march all over us.
But I know my rights.Copy !req
185. - Yeah, what are they?
- I mean, I don't know them know them.Copy !req
186. But I know that I have them.
So, can I check my phone real quick?Copy !req
187. You're not gonna look up your rights,
are you?Copy !req
188. What? No.Copy !req
189. I'm just supposed to moderateCopy !req
190. an Emily VanCamp live-chat talkback
on Snapchat.Copy !req
191. Let me just set up
the user preferences here, and...Copy !req
192. you can't detain us
unless we're under arrest.Copy !req
193. Damn it. You were looking up
your rights, weren't you?Copy !req
194. Nope, that was just a thing
I already knew.Copy !req
195. Everyone's stupid rights these days.
I never get to have any fun.Copy !req
196. - Let's get out of here.
- BoJack, I need to show you something.Copy !req
197. This is Nadia's phone.Copy !req
198. I did not know you were such a klepto.
I can buy you a new phone.Copy !req
199. Check this out,
the last text message she sent.Copy !req
200. "BoJack is going to kill me?"Copy !req
201. I think someone's trying to frame you,
for murder.Copy !req
202. Oh, my God, we're gonna be late
for the Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
203. We got to get to Brentwood.Copy !req
204. At this time of day?
It's gonna be... murder.Copy !req
205. I can't believe
you're not more concerned about this.Copy !req
206. - Someone is implicating you in a murder.
- I can be two things at once.Copy !req
207. I am very concerned,Copy !req
208. but also very proud
that today Tovah is a woman.Copy !req
209. Hi, BoJack Horseman,
potential Oscar nominee.Copy !req
210. I am kvelling over here. Real verklempt.Copy !req
211. Shabbat shalom. Shabbat shalom.Copy !req
212. - Shabbat shalom.
- Shabbat shalom to you.Copy !req
213. We need to figure out who's behind this.
Call Jill, find out what she knows.Copy !req
214. Good thinking.Copy !req
215. If I go to jail, that will throw
a monkey wrench into my awards campaign.Copy !req
216. The Academy does not look kindly
on murder.Copy !req
217. Rape, they don't seem
to have a problem with.Copy !req
218. Be careful. Jill could be the one
trying to set you up.Copy !req
219. She did send us to the house.Copy !req
220. Backstrom, turn it down a notch.
Aren't you supposed to be tweeting for me?Copy !req
221. This is a crucial weekend
for BoJack brand awareness.Copy !req
222. What am I supposed to tweet?
"Someone got murdered, we found the body.Copy !req
223. - Hashtag murder party"?
- No, obviously.Copy !req
224. Bat Mitzvah in Brentwood.
Hashtag Jewish stuff.Copy !req
225. - BoJack.
- Hey, Jill.Copy !req
226. You're not trying to frame me
for murder, are you?Copy !req
227. - What?
- Can you take this seriously?Copy !req
228. Can you take this seriously?Copy !req
229. You find the letter? Check in the vent
behind the water feeder.Copy !req
230. I've been pretty tied up
at Drake's cousin's Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
231. Did you know Drake's cousin was Jewish?Copy !req
232. I'm sorry, did I forget to hang up?
Get the letter.Copy !req
233. This is why I couldn't live in New York.
Everyone's so bossy.Copy !req
234. Also, what's with the pizza
by the slice thing?Copy !req
235. Hey, New York,
either eat a pizza or don't.Copy !req
236. I'm calling the last person
Nadia was in contact with before she died.Copy !req
237. Maybe she knows something.Copy !req
238. - Nadia?
- No, this is—Copy !req
239. Where you been? Boys upstairs
are getting real sick of you.Copy !req
240. Get off the phone,
Skinny Gina. You're on the clock.Copy !req
241. I gotta go.Copy !req
242. - That man's voice sounded familiar.
- Yeah, super familiar.Copy !req
243. Something about that voice
made me want to tell it to go home.Copy !req
244. - It's Goober.
- Goober.Copy !req
245. That guy never went home.Copy !req
246. Except for that one episode
"Goober Goes Home,"Copy !req
247. because we were
on a softball team togetherCopy !req
248. and the home was home plate.Copy !req
249. They must be at Whale World.Copy !req
250. Okay, good. Because I absolutely
want to get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
251. Can we at least wait
until after they lift the chair?Copy !req
252. - That is my favorite part.
- Yeah, we gotta lift the chair.Copy !req
253. Oh, I taste delicious.Copy !req
254. How you boys doing in there?Copy !req
255. - Ahh! I feel clean as a whistle.
- Oh, no, the stain.Copy !req
256. - Me three.Copy !req
257. You took your bath together?Copy !req
258. Lena Dunham takes baths with her friends
and no one gives her shit.Copy !req
259. Gotta— Gotta get dry.Copy !req
260. Mr. Peanutbutter, use the towel.
Do not shake.Copy !req
261. - The sauce is so sticky and wet.
- Don't shake.Copy !req
262. It's dripping all over my body.
I gotta shake!Copy !req
263. - Aaah!
- Aah!Copy !req
264. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
265. Oh, look, that made things worse.Copy !req
266. Okay, I'll call a cleaning service.
You two get rid of the stinky clothes.Copy !req
267. You got it, chief.
Hooray! Following instructions.Copy !req
268. Ooh.Copy !req
269. Fish half off at Beverly Hills
farmers market.Copy !req
270. Hashtag something fishy this way comes.Copy !req
271. You're not putting emojis in, are you?
BoJack don't tweet emojis.Copy !req
272. - BoJack? Oh, my God!
- Oh, hey... you.Copy !req
273. I haven't seen you in forever.Copy !req
274. - You came to see your old friend.
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
275. All this time
I thought you forgot about me.Copy !req
276. Things haven't been so swell with me
since the show ended.Copy !req
277. - Not like you, Mr. Movie Star.
- Okay, buddy.Copy !req
278. Just knowing that you care about meCopy !req
279. and would come patronize
my place of business,Copy !req
280. - it really means a lot.
- You got it, Goober.Copy !req
281. Oh, no, I haven't been Goober
for 20 years.Copy !req
282. - You can call me by my real name.
- Okay, maybe I will.Copy !req
283. Right now, call me by my real name.
I want to hear you.Copy !req
284. Uh...Copy !req
285. I want to say Goo... bert.
Goobert?Copy !req
286. Oh, you didn't come to see me, did you?Copy !req
287. - No, we did, but—
- I get it. I'm a big joke.Copy !req
288. "Let's all go down to Whale World
and laugh at Goober.Copy !req
289. We'll have a whale of a good time
at Goober's expense.Copy !req
290. He's always good for a laugh."Copy !req
291. I should've known better
than to get my hopes up.Copy !req
292. Yeah.Copy !req
293. We're looking for one of your strippers,
Skinny Gina?Copy !req
294. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't employ strippers here.Copy !req
295. Whale World is a family establishment,Copy !req
296. where children of all ages
have a fun, sexy time.Copy !req
297. Hey, Skinny Gina,
get that sweet tail over here!Copy !req
298. You got a customer. You enjoy yourself.Copy !req
299. - Well, hello, land mammals.Copy !req
300. We're just here to ask you some questions
about your friend Nadia.Copy !req
301. I'm on the clock. You want to chat?Copy !req
302. Buy me a private dance
in the Blowhole Room.Copy !req
303. - Oh, please.
- Ugh, gross. Private dance?Copy !req
304. But if that's the only way she'll talk,
then fine.Copy !req
305. Fine, I'm offended. Yuck.Copy !req
306. But really, guys, gross. Start it now.Copy !req
307. - But gross.Copy !req
308. Oh, um, you can dance however
you want. Don't do this for my benefit.Copy !req
309. Tango, waltz, salsa.
I'm just saying, but pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
310. - How would you dance then?
- Like a stripper, probably.Copy !req
311. Listen, we have some bad news.
Your friend Nadia is dead.Copy !req
312. - Not surprised.
- You're not?Copy !req
313. A lot of girls like her come through here.
Sweet, vulnerable.Copy !req
314. This place takes 'em
and makes 'em a lot of promises.Copy !req
315. They say they're gonna take care of you,
make you big like Shamu.Copy !req
316. But once your body gets too banged up,
they don't want you no more.Copy !req
317. - Thar she blows, then thar she goes.
- Shit.Copy !req
318. Watch your mouth, lady.
There are children here.Copy !req
319. - Uh...Copy !req
320. What do you know about Nadia's
relationship with Cuddlywhiskers?Copy !req
321. Doesn't ring a bell, never met the guy.Copy !req
322. His house has been abandoned
for months, though. That's all I know.Copy !req
323. - That's it?
- That's it.Copy !req
324. A bunch of girls used to hang out.Copy !req
325. He had some sort of system.
Told 'em he was gonna help 'em.Copy !req
326. - What do you mean, "system"?
- I have already said too much.Copy !req
327. A system is a formulated method
or plan of procedure.Copy !req
328. - I know what the word "system" means—
- But that's all I can say.Copy !req
329. That text that Nadia sent you,
"BoJack is going to kill me."Copy !req
330. Any idea what that's about?Copy !req
331. Hey, I don't know nothing about BoJack.Copy !req
332. How do you not know about BoJack?
I am very famous.Copy !req
333. - Time's up.Copy !req
334. Hey, if you really want to know
about all that stuff,Copy !req
335. come by here real late.Copy !req
336. There's an after-hours party.
But that's all I can say.Copy !req
337. I'm not gonna spill any more beans.Copy !req
338. Say you got BoJack with you.
That'll get you in. Okay, that's it.Copy !req
339. Is Wilbur coming today?Copy !req
340. Wilbur's not real. He was a character
on a TV show you were on.Copy !req
341. - Oh. Are my kids coming today?
- Um...Copy !req
342. - No.
- Hey there, fella.Copy !req
343. Can't wait for you to see Secretariat,
think you're gonna love it.Copy !req
344. Hey, old pal.
Hope you remember how to vote.Copy !req
345. We have to go
to this Whale World party.Copy !req
346. I know I should go,
I'm invested in figuring outCopy !req
347. who's trying to frame me for murder.Copy !req
348. Are you sure you wanna go with me?
Outside of work hours?Copy !req
349. I wouldn't want to be unprofessional.Copy !req
350. Sorry about what I said.Copy !req
351. I was embarrassed by the person I was
when I was staying with you.Copy !req
352. I'm trying not to be that person.Copy !req
353. I make you unhappy?
Is that what you're saying?Copy !req
354. It's not about being happy.
That's the thing.Copy !req
355. I'm just trying to get through each day.Copy !req
356. I can't keep asking myself, "Am I happy?"Copy !req
357. It just makes me more miserable.Copy !req
358. Can I get a photo with the star?Copy !req
359. - Of course.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
360. I don't know if I believe in it,
real lasting happiness.Copy !req
361. All those perky, well-adjusted people
you see in movies and TV shows?Copy !req
362. - I don't think they exist.
- No one's happy all the time.Copy !req
363. - You have to focus on the small things.
- Right.Copy !req
364. - Like winning an Oscar.
- Right.Copy !req
365. Hey, old pal.
Look at this guy, still alive.Copy !req
366. Hope your voting finger works.Copy !req
367. - What happened out here?
- You told us to get rid of the clothes.Copy !req
368. Oh, we got rid of 'em, all right.
They're never coming back.Copy !req
369. You two are impossible.
Why did you even call me here?Copy !req
370. Because you're Princess Carolyn,
you can fix anything.Copy !req
371. That's true.
But you can't start a fire on your lawn.Copy !req
372. There's a drought and—
There's a drought.Copy !req
373. You, thoughtful husband that you are,
got rid of your lawn,Copy !req
374. and replaced it
with drought-resistant landscaping.Copy !req
375. This could work.
I got to make a few phone calls.Copy !req
376. Aw, thanks. You're the best.Copy !req
377. I tell you, I've got half a mind
to go overCopy !req
378. and give it to that skunk
for starting this whole darn thing.Copy !req
379. No. You go inside to your spot
and stay there while I fix this.Copy !req
380. - Yeah, but— Right, but, um...
- Stay. Stay.Copy !req
381. - Stay.Copy !req
382. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
383. Ugh.Copy !req
384. - I, uh...
- Living the nightlife.Copy !req
385. Hashtag feeling good about myself
and my choices.Copy !req
386. Aah!Copy !req
387. Hey, look.Copy !req
388. Let's definitely follow that guy.Copy !req
389. - Ladies first.
- What a gentleman.Copy !req
390. Ohh.Copy !req
391. - Whoa.
- Ooh.Copy !req
392. Ohh. Oh, my God.Copy !req
393. I'm Terry Gross
and this is your ring tone.Copy !req
394. I'm here with—Copy !req
395. BoJack kills?Copy !req
396. Something tells me that's not a reference
to your old stand-up act.Copy !req
397. Was that necessary?Copy !req
398. - What do you want?
- I'm with BoJack.Copy !req
399. Yeah? Let me see.Copy !req
400. - See what?
- Let me see some BoJack.Copy !req
401. - Fine.Copy !req
402. - Oh, shit. You're BoJack!
- Thank you. Finally.Copy !req
403. - From the logo.
- Huh?Copy !req
404. BoJack, you didn't kill Nadia.
BoJack did.Copy !req
405. - What?Copy !req
406. Nighty-night.Copy !req
407. Wakey, wakey.Copy !req
408. - So, you got a little curious, huh?Copy !req
409. Thought you'd go sticking your little nose
where it doesn't belong?Copy !req
410. What's the play here?
Trying to get a cut of my smack biz?Copy !req
411. What? No, Goober.Copy !req
412. - You know my real name.
- I actually seriously don't.Copy !req
413. We just wanted to know why everyone
was talking about how BoJack kills?Copy !req
414. Why would you implicate me
in your drug business?Copy !req
415. Wait, I get what happened.Copy !req
416. You resented me all these years.
My fame, your obscurity.Copy !req
417. You made me the face of this drug,Copy !req
418. because to you my face is a symbol
for the opiate of show business.Copy !req
419. - No, man. You played The Horse.
- Huh?Copy !req
420. - Horse is a nickname for heroin.
- What?Copy !req
421. - BoJack. Horse. Heroin.
- Uh-huh. Uh...Copy !req
422. Oh— Oh, okay. Yeah, right.Copy !req
423. - Police!
- Oh, God, not again.Copy !req
424. Gotcha!
Richie Osborne, you're under arrest.Copy !req
425. - Oh, right, Reggie.
- Richie.Copy !req
426. - That's what I said. I said Rickie.Copy !req
427. Thank God. How did you find us?Copy !req
428. Your Twitter account is hooked up
to your phone's location services.Copy !req
429. We've been tracking you
through your tweets all night.Copy !req
430. Actually, I've been tracking you
all night.Copy !req
431. Lindsay, I said "we".
Do you need credit for everything?Copy !req
432. - I would like credit for something.Copy !req
433. What do we know?Copy !req
434. Nadia was not murdered.
She died of a heroin overdose.Copy !req
435. No one tried to frame me.
All right, back in the Oscar race.Copy !req
436. Look out, Jurj Clooners.Copy !req
437. But something's still fishy
about this whole mess,Copy !req
438. - and it's not just the killer whales.
- Whales are mammals, Diane.Copy !req
439. - I said it's not the whales.
- You said it's not just the whales.Copy !req
440. There's more to this story.
What are we missing?Copy !req
441. Cuddlywhiskers. What was Nadia
doing in his backyard in the first place?Copy !req
442. What was this "system"?
And where is he now?Copy !req
443. Why was it so important to Jill
to get that letter back?Copy !req
444. Oh, yeah, the letter.
This mystery has too many things.Copy !req
445. I say we go back to the house and
finally get to the bottom of what's what.Copy !req
446. Oh, this is turning into a real caper.Copy !req
447. A real Jill Pill jail fail
killer whale caper.Copy !req
448. You're doing 50 in a 35.
Oh, God, you're right.Copy !req
449. I feel so alive.Copy !req
450. This letter is really graphic.Copy !req
451. It's all about their magical nights
up at the Ojai property.Copy !req
452. Ojai property?Copy !req
453. She wrote out the sounds.
What is a "sploink"?Copy !req
454. Did you know Cuddlywhiskers
had an Ojai property?Copy !req
455. Sure. He always loved
to disappear up there.Copy !req
456. After our show got canceled,
he went there for six months.Copy !req
457. It's funny, at the time no one knew
where he was and we got really worried.Copy !req
458. Anyway, wonder where he went this time.Copy !req
459. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
460. - I don't see him. Do you?
- Huh.Copy !req
461. - I'm Terry Gross and this your ring tone.
- Shit.Copy !req
462. Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
463. - Diane, where the hell are you?
- Ojai.Copy !req
464. Oh, hi? You've been gone all night,
all you have to say is "Oh, hi?"Copy !req
465. I'm so sorry. BoJack and I
were trying to find a killer and—Copy !req
466. Oh, you're with BoJack still?
Well, that explains it. Of course.Copy !req
467. Mr. Peanutbutter,
I understand and affirm your feeling—Copy !req
468. I'm glad you're safe.
I was worried about you.Copy !req
469. - What I'm hearing you say is you were—
- No, stop.Copy !req
470. You have to call me.
It doesn't matter what's happening,Copy !req
471. doesn't matter
if it's the middle of the night.Copy !req
472. You can't keep doing this to me.Copy !req
473. I'm sorry. I'm coming home.Copy !req
474. I'm going back to bed.
We'll talk about this in the morning.Copy !req
475. - Everything okay?
- No.Copy !req
476. - Sorry.
- It's not your fault.Copy !req
477. It's my fault.Copy !req
478. - BoJack?Copy !req
479. Mmm.Copy !req
480. After The BoJack Horseman Show
fell apart, I got depressed a long time.Copy !req
481. Sure, I wrote a bunch of hit movies,
I made a ton of money,Copy !req
482. but it wasn't fulfilling.Copy !req
483. I remember when I won my Oscar,
standing up on that stage,Copy !req
484. looking at the statue and thought,Copy !req
485. "This is supposed to be
the happiest moment of my life."Copy !req
486. And I never felt more miserable.Copy !req
487. - Oh. Because you're sober?
- Because an Oscar is meaningless.Copy !req
488. It's all meaningless.
I dedicated myself to helping others.Copy !req
489. I turned my home into a halfway house
for troubled addicts.Copy !req
490. I had this system for recovery,
and it helped a lot of them,Copy !req
491. but even more slipped through the cracks.Copy !req
492. That, too, left me empty.Copy !req
493. Everyone was worried about you,
you know.Copy !req
494. You can't just disappear.
You really hurt a lot of people.Copy !req
495. Sometimes you need to take responsibility
for your own happiness.Copy !req
496. You don't think that's a little selfish?Copy !req
497. I don't know what to tell you.
I'm happy, for the first time in my life.Copy !req
498. I'm not gonna feel bad about it.Copy !req
499. It takes a long time to realize
how truly miserable you are,Copy !req
500. even longer to see
it doesn't have to be that way.Copy !req
501. Only after you give up everything
can you begin to find a way to be happy.Copy !req
502. Can you believe that guy?
What a nut, right?Copy !req
503. I just wanna go home.Copy !req