1. Sarah Lynn! Sarah Lynn!Copy !req
2. Okay, one more song.Copy !req
3. I'm gonna slow things down.Copy !req
4. - This is "My Heinie Ain't So Tiny."Copy !req
5. Sarah Lynn is very tired.Copy !req
6. Can you just tell her BoJack's here?
Horseman. I'm an old friend.Copy !req
7. Well, I'll tell her, but...Copy !req
8. BoJack? Oh, my God! Bring him in!Copy !req
9. - I can't believe you came to my concert.
- It was incredible.Copy !req
10. When you sang that one ballad
and shot fireworks out of your boobs,Copy !req
11. that was such a moving tribute
to gays in the military.Copy !req
12. We are going out.Copy !req
13. Before you go, I need you
to sign these posters.Copy !req
14. It's for charity.
Doctors Without Posters.Copy !req
15. Okay. BoJack, can you
hang out for a minute?Copy !req
16. - Yeah. I'm not going anywhere.
- Also, we have those radio records,Copy !req
17. and you're doing the print ads
for Sarah Lynn's Stank,Copy !req
18. the new fragrance from Kevin Kline.Copy !req
19. - You mean Calvin Klein.
- Kevin Kline, BoJack.Copy !req
20. He's the only man who truly
understands my fragrance.Copy !req
21. I'll come back in 20 for those posters.Copy !req
22. Oh, my God. Being famous is the worst.Copy !req
23. - Ugh! Yeah, you're telling me.
- No, but, like, really famous.Copy !req
24. - Uh...
- How can I explain it to someone like you?Copy !req
25. I feel like all my friends only like me
because I'm Sarah Lynn, you know.Copy !req
26. - Nobody cares about Sarah Lipschitz.
- Who's Sarah Lipschitz?Copy !req
27. The lawyer who helped me change
my name from Sarah Helmulfarb.Copy !req
28. Oof!Copy !req
29. It is so great to see a real friend
who knew me before I got hugeCopy !req
30. and isn't just trying
to get something out of me.Copy !req
31. Right.Copy !req
32. I swear you are, like,
the only one I have left.Copy !req
33. I am this close to falling off
the deep end.Copy !req
34. I know I'm smiling right now,
but the light inside me is dying.Copy !req
35. Uh, what?Copy !req
36. But here I am blah-blah-blah-ing
about my own boring, sexy, thrilling life.Copy !req
37. What is going on with you?Copy !req
38. Well, actually, I'm doing this new show,
The BoJack Horseman Show.Copy !req
39. - I don't know if you've seen it or—
- Ugh, I'm so busy with the tour.Copy !req
40. Yeah, no, of course, no,
but it's been a lot of fun.Copy !req
41. The ratings aren't great,
but we have this upcoming episode,Copy !req
42. and we're looking
for a really big guest star.Copy !req
43. Oh. You want me to be on your show?Copy !req
44. Well, I just thought it would
be really fun for... the both of us.Copy !req
45. You know, like the old days.Copy !req
46. I have the script with me
if you want to take a look at it.Copy !req
47. Um, okay. Why don't you put it
on that pile over there?Copy !req
48. And I'll get to it
when I have some free time.Copy !req
49. - Over here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
50. I'd love to keep hanging out,
but these doctors need their posters,Copy !req
51. and I'm already pretty exhausted.Copy !req
52. You should probably go.Copy !req
53. - Oh, okay.
- It's all very exhausting.Copy !req
54. Thanks again for coming.Copy !req
55. Like I said, it's always nice
to see a... you.Copy !req
56. Yeah.Copy !req
57. Adam Levine has tweeted his sympathies.Copy !req
58. "Today we lost an icon.
#SheWillBeLovedCopy !req
59. Again, for those just joining us,Copy !req
60. actress and pop star Sarah Lynn
is dead at 31.Copy !req
61. Day 75 at sea: there's a darkness
brewing on the horizon.Copy !req
62. I feel it. What say you, skippy?Copy !req
63. I think you got a touch
of the ocean madness, Margo.Copy !req
64. And I think you got a real smart mouth.Copy !req
65. You want another night in the box?Copy !req
66. No, anything but that!Copy !req
67. Then quit your yappin'
and fix Mama a Sazerac.Copy !req
68. Hey, is that character actress
Margo Martindale?Copy !req
69. She's on the FBI's Most Wanted listCopy !req
70. and the AV Club's list of 20 actresses
that always make everything better.Copy !req
71. - We gotta call this in, right?
- That depends.Copy !req
72. Are we professional blimp pilots,
or are we casting directors?Copy !req
73. Blimp pilots, sir.Copy !req
74. Then we're not being paid to discover
underutilized character actresses.Copy !req
75. We're being paid to pilot this blimp.Copy !req
76. Hey, Margo, do you see something
out there across the water?Copy !req
77. Yeah. What is that?Copy !req
78. All clear from here to Los Angeles.Copy !req
79. We've hit a few delays,Copy !req
80. but you'll get your precious cargo
by tomorrow.Copy !req
81. Tomorrow?Copy !req
82. But the big opening
of my restaurant is tonight!Copy !req
83. How can I offer the real Italian cuisine
without my real Italian spaghett'?Copy !req
84. Spaghett' is how Italian people
say "spaghetti."Copy !req
85. We'll get you your pasta.Copy !req
86. Better do what he says.
He might have friends in the Mob.Copy !req
87. "Friends in the Mob"?
That is an ugly stereotype.Copy !req
88. You heard the man.
Set this boat's controls to "faster."Copy !req
89. Aye-aye, Cap'n.Copy !req
90. Oh, I see how it is.
Wanna play a game of chicken, huh?Copy !req
91. I don't think
this is a good idea, Margo.Copy !req
92. Cram it, skip! Those limp dicks
are about to find outCopy !req
93. what savvy film and television viewers
have known for years.Copy !req
94. Character actress Margo Martindale
ain't afraid of nothin'!Copy !req
95. The boats are about to collide!
We have to do something!Copy !req
96. You know damn well,
when we took to the sky,Copy !req
97. we made a solemn oath never to meddle
in the affairs of land nor sea.Copy !req
98. We are sworn but to observe.Copy !req
99. This is the blimper's promise.Copy !req
100. Oh, no! The boats
are tearing each other apart!Copy !req
101. Crates and crates of spaghetti
are pouring out into the ocean!Copy !req
102. I'm watching the same boat collision
you are. You don't need to narrate it.Copy !req
103. Oh!Copy !req
104. No! Skippy!
He was too pure for this world!Copy !req
105. Oh, no!Copy !req
106. The pasta is cooking!Copy !req
107. If only we had some olive oil
to reduce the stickiness.Copy !req
108. But olive oil doesn't actually
reduce the stickiness in pasta.Copy !req
109. That's only a myth.Copy !req
110. No! I've wasted so much of my lifeCopy !req
111. stirring olive oil into pasta!Copy !req
112. Disaster al dente
off the coast of San Clemente!Copy !req
113. Twelve tons of pasta
have leaked into the ocean,Copy !req
114. and the massive carbo load
is heading straight to Pacific Ocean City.Copy !req
115. Joining us via Google HangoutCopy !req
116. is spaghetti scientist Carla Hall.Copy !req
117. - What can you tell us, Carla?
- Well, Tom, as the spaghetti cooks,Copy !req
118. it will expand, smothering the townCopy !req
119. and tenderly broiling the sea life
who reside there.Copy !req
120. Is there any way to preventCopy !req
121. this delicious-sounding
environmental catastrophe?Copy !req
122. The only hope for rescue would beCopy !req
123. if someone had an enormous quantity
of spaghetti strainersCopy !req
124. just sitting around the house,Copy !req
125. but that person would also need
access to a fleet of driversCopy !req
126. to transport said spaghetti strainers,Copy !req
127. and in order to strain
the spaghetti fast enough,Copy !req
128. the drivers would also need to be
incredibly strong swimmers,Copy !req
129. like, just as an example,
hot, sexy killer whales.Copy !req
130. Is there such a savior
who could possibly fitCopy !req
131. that ridiculously specific
set of criteria?Copy !req
132. I don't know, Tom, but as they used to say
on my favorite TV show, let's find out.Copy !req
133. A movie, during the day? Dare I?Copy !req
134. One for Secretariat, please!Copy !req
135. - Thank you.Copy !req
136. And, now, to turn my phone off.Copy !req
137. If anyone needs me in the next two hours,
they'll just have to wait.Copy !req
138. This tragedy truly puts
the "no" into noodle,Copy !req
139. the "ruh-roh" in rotelli,
and the "oh, man" in manicotti.Copy !req
140. Damn it, Randy.
Just pick your best one.Copy !req
141. - What's going on?
- You didn't hear?Copy !req
142. They need spaghetti strainers stat,Copy !req
143. or it's "pasta la vista"
for Pacific Ocean City.Copy !req
144. - Oh, no!Copy !req
145. Come on, come on, come on!
Pick up, Mr. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
146. - Hello?
- Oh! Mr. Peanutbutter, we need—Copy !req
147. You've reached the voicemail
of Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
148. No!Copy !req
149. I'm not just running for me.
I'm running for America.Copy !req
150. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
151. Cabracadabblers,
to Mr. Peanutbutter's house!Copy !req
152. Mr. Peanutbutter's House the show,
or Mr. Peanutbutter's house the house?Copy !req
153. The house. Obviously, the house.Copy !req
154. Wow, that was a good movie.Copy !req
155. Was it Oscar-worthy? Who's to say?Copy !req
156. Ninety-eight messages?
Better listen to them all, in order.Copy !req
157. Mr. Peanutbutter, call me back
as soon as you get this, okay?Copy !req
158. We need your strainers.
This is life and death.Copy !req
159. - Oh, my God!
Mr. Peanutbutter,Copy !req
160. I'm at your house with the entire
Cabracadabra fleet, but we can't get in!Copy !req
161. You need to get over here!Copy !req
162. It's a spaghetti-strainer-related
emergency.Copy !req
163. All right, buddy, just as soon as I listen
to these other 96 messages.Copy !req
164. Good afternoon, I'm calling
from Center Theater Group.Copy !req
165. You saw a play once eight years ago.Copy !req
166. I wonder if I could interest you
in a full season subscription—Copy !req
167. Oh, I don't have time for this!Copy !req
168. If we don't get some kind of miracle—Copy !req
169. Wait! In the distance! Is that—?Copy !req
170. No, it can't be!Copy !req
171. Spaghetti or not, here I come.Copy !req
172. Uh-oh! Uh-oh!Copy !req
173. Sabrina, I'm coming down
for my birthday surprise!Copy !req
174. Oh, no!Copy !req
175. Well, I've heard of
pasta point of no return,Copy !req
176. but this is ridiculous!Copy !req
177. Why didn't you just tell me
you made too much spaghetti?Copy !req
178. I thought if you knew I made a big mess
that you wouldn't love me anymore.Copy !req
179. Aw!
- Sabrina, that's not going to happen.Copy !req
180. We're a family now, no matter what,Copy !req
181. and I will always be there for you.Copy !req
182. Okay.Copy !req
183. Now, get in that kitchen
and eat all that spaghetti.Copy !req
184. I gotta eat all that?
That's too much, man!Copy !req
185. I never understood why
the Horsin' Around houseCopy !req
186. - had two sets of stairs.
- What?Copy !req
187. One in the living room
and one in the kitchen. Why?Copy !req
188. Have you ever been in a house like that?Copy !req
189. - What are you doing here?
- You didn't answer your phone.Copy !req
190. I was worried about you.Copy !req
191. The funeral was huge.
There were so many people there.Copy !req
192. I kept thinking, "I did this to her,"Copy !req
193. and everyone was just standing around
like, "Well, this was bound to happen,"Copy !req
194. but... it wasn't bound to happen.Copy !req
195. I'm really sorry, BoJack.Copy !req
196. I don't know how to be, Diane.Copy !req
197. It doesn't get better
and it doesn't get easier.Copy !req
198. I can't keep lying to myself,
saying "I'm gonna change." I'm poison.Copy !req
199. - BoJack—
- I come from poison.Copy !req
200. I have poison inside me,
and I destroy everything I touch.Copy !req
201. That's my legacy.Copy !req
202. I have nothing to show
for the life that I've lived,Copy !req
203. and I have nobody in my life
who's better off for having known me.Copy !req
204. - That isn't true.
- Isn't it, though?Copy !req
205. When I was a kid,
I used to watch you on TV.Copy !req
206. And you know I didn't have
the best family.Copy !req
207. Things weren't that great for me.Copy !req
208. But, for half an hour every week,
I got to watch this showCopy !req
209. about four people who had nobody,Copy !req
210. who came together and became a family.Copy !req
211. And, for half an hour every week,
I had a home,Copy !req
212. and it helped me survive.Copy !req
213. BoJack, there are millions of people
who are better off for having known you.Copy !req
214. Why did you never tell me that?Copy !req
215. I guess to preserve some fiction
of journalistic objectivity.Copy !req
216. - Like that's a thing.
- I know you don't want to hear this,Copy !req
217. but you're too good to be writing
Instagram captions for celebrities.Copy !req
218. - I'm not just—
- I'm sorry, but you are.Copy !req
219. - You know you are.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
220. And I wish you didn't get so distant
after you moved out.Copy !req
221. - I'm sorry.
- You know me better than anybody,Copy !req
222. and you can't not be a part of my life.Copy !req
223. Tools! This is Brad.Copy !req
224. - I want to do Ethan Around.
- Oh, very funny.Copy !req
225. Is this Jeff from Hammers and More?Copy !req
226. - No, it's me, BoJack Horseman.
- Wait, really?Copy !req
227. Yeah. I think now more than ever
people need shows like Horsin' Around.Copy !req
228. I... need a show like Horsin' Around.Copy !req
229. Okay, but this isn't
like last time, is it?Copy !req
230. Where you say you want to do it,Copy !req
231. but then, I find out
you don't actually want to do it,Copy !req
232. and then, your mean publicist yells at me?Copy !req
233. And, at the airport, on the way home,
I get one of those big pretzels,Copy !req
234. but then, I drop the pretzel
on the ground,Copy !req
235. and it gets eaten by a ant?Copy !req
236. What? No.Copy !req
237. You won't regret this, BoJack.Copy !req
238. Attention, customers!
Please leave and never come back.Copy !req
239. Tools! is closed forever.
I'm going Hollywoo!Copy !req
240. Please, please! I'm no hero.Copy !req
241. I'm just a guy
with some bowls full of holes.Copy !req
242. Thanks again.Copy !req
243. It's funny. You help out
at one disaster area,Copy !req
244. and, suddenly, everybody loves you,
unless you're Sean Penn.Copy !req
245. Great PR for Cabracadabra, too.Copy !req
246. Yeah, you can't buy that kind of press,
and you can buy most kinds of press.Copy !req
247. I hope some of that press
makes its way to this readerCopy !req
248. because she is not a fan
of Cabracadabra.Copy !req
249. - She hates it.
- I don't hate Cabracadabra.Copy !req
250. I just think it objectifies womenCopy !req
251. and contributes to a cheap and damaging
culture of sexist commodificationCopy !req
252. that undercuts the exact reason
it was started in the first place.Copy !req
253. But, you know, everything does that.Copy !req
254. Cosmo does that.
Kids' movies, athletic gear... statues.Copy !req
255. Yes, but this objectification of women
ended up saving lots of lives,Copy !req
256. many of whom were also women,
so, therefore, not sexist?Copy !req
257. I can't argue with that.Copy !req
258. Well, the good news is,
you don't have to anymore,Copy !req
259. because I'm selling the company!Copy !req
260. Oh!Copy !req
261. You know, it's really too bad
you shut down the agency,Copy !req
262. because, if you could've held out
for just a couple more months,Copy !req
263. right now,
Vim would be rolling in money.Copy !req
264. I'm really happy for you,Copy !req
265. but I'm actually enjoying my time off.Copy !req
266. Ralph and I went on vacation.Copy !req
267. Can you believe this one
had never been to Cairo?Copy !req
268. Those Egyptians really know
how to treat a cat.Copy !req
269. And what do you do, Ralph,
that you can just hop on a plane to Cairo?Copy !req
270. Well, I own and operate
my own greeting card company,Copy !req
271. but everywhere I go, I have a free room.Copy !req
272. - Oh, because you're a mouse?
- What? No.Copy !req
273. - Because I'm a Stilton.
- Oh, my God! Like Stilton hotels?Copy !req
274. - I gotta take this. It's my new agent.Copy !req
275. - Hello?
- So, anyway—Copy !req
276. Another offer? That's incredible!Copy !req
277. - Ralph and I—
- They want to pay me how much?Copy !req
278. That is a lot of zeroes. Sign me up.Copy !req
279. What is he doing?
You never take the first offer.Copy !req
280. Hey, Diane, what have you been up to?Copy !req
281. Well, I'm just weighing my options.Copy !req
282. - I don't want to just jump into my next—
- You know what you should do?Copy !req
283. Ralph's sister Stefani
is starting a new website.Copy !req
284. It's a feminism/lifestyle/celebrity blog/
newsletter/community hub,Copy !req
285. and she's looking for a partner/editor/
"bomb-ass super bitch," her words.Copy !req
286. You'd be perfect for it.
I'll set a meeting.Copy !req
287. Yeah, that could be cool.
Why don't you give her my info?Copy !req
288. No, no. I'll just set a meeting.
It's easy. I'm not doing anything else.Copy !req
289. - Except enjoying your time off, right?
- Right.Copy !req
290. Wow, another amazing offer!Copy !req
291. It's like everywhere I look,
money, money, money!Copy !req
292. Even ten percent of this
would be quite a windfall.Copy !req
293. - I like your friends.
- Yeah.Copy !req
294. And I like this.Copy !req
295. Mwah!Copy !req
296. - This is working.
- I like it, too.Copy !req
297. That was smart of you
to think of Diane for GirlCrush.Copy !req
298. You're always making great connections.Copy !req
299. That's probably why you were
such a good manager.Copy !req
300. - I wasn't a manager. I was an agent.
- Oh, right. Sorry.Copy !req
301. Well, whatever it was,
I'm glad that it's over,Copy !req
302. because I don't want
to share you with anybody.Copy !req
303. Oh, my God!
Maybe that was the problem!Copy !req
304. - Maybe what was the problem?
- All this time, I thought I was an agent,Copy !req
305. but what if what I was really
supposed to be was a manager?Copy !req
306. - What's the difference?
- It's a completely different line of work.Copy !req
307. An agent helps a client find jobs,Copy !req
308. but a manager helps manage
a client's career.Copy !req
309. - It sounds exactly the same.
- I think I'm having an epiphany.Copy !req
310. It's like I've been wearing
the wrong bra size this whole time.Copy !req
311. Okay, if this is the thing
that'll make you happy,Copy !req
312. then I totally support you,Copy !req
313. but it kind of sounds like you're just
going back to the same sort of jobCopy !req
314. that made you miserable
for the last 20 years.Copy !req
315. No, Ralph. Don't you get it?
This is a new beginning.Copy !req
316. - I'm gonna be a manager!
- Oh...Copy !req
317. - Wow.
- Takes you back, doesn't it?Copy !req
318. Listen, before everyone
gets here tomorrow,Copy !req
319. I have a couple notes on the script.Copy !req
320. Too many "yowza-yowza bo-bowzas,"
or not enough?Copy !req
321. No. On page 18,Copy !req
322. Ethan and the Horse try to get Julia
to put on the roller skates,Copy !req
323. and she runs out of the room crying,Copy !req
324. and then, the Horse says,
"That went well."Copy !req
325. - Anything about that feel weird to you?
- No, see, the Horse is being sarcastic.Copy !req
326. It didn't go well. So, when the Horse
says, "That went well," it's funny.Copy !req
327. - Dramatic irony.
- No, I get the irony.Copy !req
328. That's not the issue.
This is a guaranteed laugh.Copy !req
329. - You're giving me the cut to commercial.
- And that's a problem for you?Copy !req
330. This is Ethan Around. It's your show,
and we need to tell the audience that.Copy !req
331. - You can't give all the best jokes to me.
- I don't know, BoJack.Copy !req
332. You really think I'm ready
for a "That went well"?Copy !req
333. - You tell me. Let's hear it.
- That went well!Copy !req
334. You're pushing too hard.
The line's funny. Trust the line.Copy !req
335. - That went well.
- Great. Now let me hear you throw it away.Copy !req
336. - Oh, like a— That went well.
- Yes, that was great!Copy !req
337. And that was a great look,
with the eyebrow.Copy !req
338. - What if we both did that?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
339. I'm looking at you like,Copy !req
340. "This parenting thing is gonna
be harder than I thought,"Copy !req
341. and you're looking at me like,
"Now you see what I had to go through."Copy !req
342. - Exactly. Let's try it.
- Well, that went well.Copy !req
343. Hmm...Copy !req
344. - Oh, my God. Chills.
- Yeah, you feel that?Copy !req
345. - Yeah.
- Now that's how you cut to commercial.Copy !req
346. That actually went well.Copy !req
347. This place has really gone downhill
since they got that new chef.Copy !req
348. As I was saying, I don't think the site
needs to be just one thing.Copy !req
349. I think it can be a big umbrella,
but, like, also not an umbrella.Copy !req
350. That's GirlCroosh.Copy !req
351. Sorry, did you say "croosh"?Copy !req
352. Oh, you do not need
to apologize here, Diane.Copy !req
353. "Sorry" is a crutch
and "crutch" is an ableist term.Copy !req
354. I'm sorry if that shocks you,
but I will not apologize for it.Copy !req
355. So, can I ask what
the business model is here?Copy !req
356. Diane, I'm rich.
I'm not doing this to make money.Copy !req
357. I'm doing this to make connections
with real womenCopy !req
358. and extend my personal brand
as a real down-to-earth chicaCopy !req
359. who cares about real women.Copy !req
360. Well, you know what's great about that is,Copy !req
361. if you're not beholden to ad revenue,
your writers can—Copy !req
362. Yes! That is exactly the idea,
whatever you were about to say.Copy !req
363. I want to give you a real support system,Copy !req
364. because, honestly, Diane,
what you do is so croosh.Copy !req
365. That shit you said about
Hank Hippopopalous last yearCopy !req
366. was supernova red hot badass.Copy !req
367. It wasn't even on fleek.
Fleek was on it.Copy !req
368. - Thank you.
- One thing though. Is anything off limits?Copy !req
369. Like, if you had to write a piece
about your husband, could you do it?Copy !req
370. - Why would I have to do that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
371. Because his company
is basically Hooters on wheels?Copy !req
372. - He's actually selling that company.
- Well, he's still a public figure.Copy !req
373. What if Mr. Peanutbutter
does something problematicCopy !req
374. and you have a real hot take?Copy !req
375. If I have a problem with my husband,
I'm gonna talk to him about it directly.Copy !req
376. Okay, so what if you did that
and he didn't listen,Copy !req
377. and you knew that,
as much as you love himCopy !req
378. and as much as he loves you,
he's never gonna get it?Copy !req
379. And meanwhile, you also knew
that all your readers looked up to youCopy !req
380. and wanted to read your opinion?Copy !req
381. Would you write about it then?Copy !req
382. - You got the job?
- I got the job!Copy !req
383. Oh, my God! Can you believe it?Copy !req
384. In the same week,
I sell a company for millions of dollarsCopy !req
385. and you get a job writing for a blog.Copy !req
386. When it rains, it pours, huh?Copy !req
387. And over here is where you can keep
all of your receipts,Copy !req
388. in your leaning tower of receipts.Copy !req
389. I think my client can handle it from here.Copy !req
390. This meeting is just to give you
and the other former partners your money.Copy !req
391. - Sign here.
- Okay.Copy !req
392. And here's your check.
That's all this needed to be.Copy !req
393. Whoa!Copy !req
394. This is for eight million dollars.Copy !req
395. Well, you are a one-third owner.
What did you expect?Copy !req
396. Todd, as a millionaire?
That'll lead to some interesting stories.Copy !req
397. What an exciting development.
How's that gonna change the dynamic?Copy !req
398. - I guess we're gonna find out, right?
- You can leave now.Copy !req
399. Hooray! Todd's in the one percent.Copy !req
400. Oh, uh...Copy !req
401. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
402. Julia, this ice cream is only for girls
who try on their roller skates.Copy !req
403. - So, what do you say?
- Uh, I'm gonna swipe left on that idea.Copy !req
404. - Cut! We got a lighting issue.Copy !req
405. - What? I'll be in my trailer.Copy !req
406. - Hey, Chloe, that was really funny.
- Thanks.Copy !req
407. - Are you having fun?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
408. - You got any friends in the audience?
- No friends, but my mommy and my daddy.Copy !req
409. Oh. You want to know a secret
about your mommy and daddy?Copy !req
410. - What?
- They are really proud of you.Copy !req
411. Oh, I know that.Copy !req
412. What do you want to be
when you grow up, Chloe?Copy !req
413. What do you mean?
I want to be like you.Copy !req
414. - Like me?
- I want to be famous.Copy !req
415. Oh, no.Copy !req
416. - BoJack?
Oh, God.Copy !req
417. - Is everything okay?
- I can't be here.Copy !req
418. I can't do this again. This isn't right.Copy !req
419. - What do you mean?
- I need to go.Copy !req
420. We need to shoot the rest of this episode.Copy !req
421. I'm sorry. I just— I don't belong here.Copy !req
422. Where are you going?Copy !req
423. I don't know.Copy !req
424. So, what are you gonna do
with your eight million dollars?Copy !req
425. First, I'm gonna get a really fancy hat,
like, really fancy.Copy !req
426. Then, I'm gonna get a T-shirt
that says, "Hey, look at my hat."Copy !req
427. - What about you?Copy !req
428. I've always wanted to go
to a super nice restaurantCopy !req
429. and order everything on the menu.Copy !req
430. Oh, yeah! That's, like,
first day millionaire stuff.Copy !req
431. We should go sometime, together.Copy !req
432. - Todd, can I ask you something?
- Of course.Copy !req
433. What's your deal?Copy !req
434. I feel like you like me,
but you don't like me,Copy !req
435. but you like me,
and I don't know what that is.Copy !req
436. Are you gay?Copy !req
437. - Whoa. Why would you even—?
- You can tell me if you're gay. It's fine.Copy !req
438. This isn't the 1600s,
or some places in the present.Copy !req
439. I'm not gay.
I mean, I don't think I am,Copy !req
440. but... I don't think I'm straight, either.Copy !req
441. I don't know what I am.Copy !req
442. I think I might be nothing.Copy !req
443. - Oh. Well, that's okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
444. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
445. Thank you so much.Copy !req
446. Oh, crap! I accidentally tipped
the waitress eight million dollars!Copy !req
447. Well, guess I'm broke again.Copy !req
448. - Who could that be?Copy !req
449. Pizza?Copy !req
450. Katrina, you're not pizza.Copy !req
451. Ugh. This fight again?Copy !req
452. Listen, butt-sniffer, I work for a guy
and we're looking for a guy.Copy !req
453. You're supposed to be this big hero now,Copy !req
454. so someone brought your name up
in a meeting,Copy !req
455. and, now, I have an opportunity for you.Copy !req
456. Oh, is it being married to you again?
Because I'd rather get euthanized.Copy !req
457. Spoiler alert from Marley & Me.Copy !req
458. That wasn't a spoiler until you said
the name of the movie.Copy !req
459. If you've got a gig for me,
you can go through my new manager.Copy !req
460. Oh, I'm not talking about a gig.Copy !req
461. Then what are you talking about?
Oh, my God, this is so classic Katrina!Copy !req
462. How would you like to be the governor?Copy !req
463. Whoa.Copy !req
464. - Of California?
- Yes, of California.Copy !req
465. Who's at the door? Is it pizza?Copy !req
466. Welcome back.
Your first meeting's at 10:00,Copy !req
467. and you have a lunch at 11:30.Copy !req
468. - Thank you, Judah.
- Also, I have someone on line twoCopy !req
469. trying to get in touch
with BoJack Horseman.Copy !req
470. I have no idea how she got this number.
It sounds like it's a teenage girl.Copy !req
471. Tell her I don't work for BoJack.Copy !req
472. Mm-hmm. I'm sorry. We can't help you.Copy !req