1. Whoa!Copy !req
2. Okay, how about this one?Copy !req
3. BoJack swallowed a dozen
pastries in the time it tookCopy !req
4. the caterer
to unwrap a fruit tray.Copy !req
5. When she asked where
the pastries had gone,Copy !req
6. BoJack claimed he had no idea,Copy !req
7. spraying her with
bits of buttery crust?Copy !req
8. I did that once.Copy !req
9. Oh, but with holiday cookies.Copy !req
10. I had sprinkles
all over my sweater.Copy !req
11. See?
People respondCopy !req
12. to the flawed portrait
I painted of you.Copy !req
13. They see themselves in it.Copy !req
14. Why do you love Secretariat?Copy !req
15. Uh, because he was awesome?Copy !req
16. No, because he was flawed.Copy !req
17. BoJack, when people find
out that someone like you,Copy !req
18. who seems larger than life,
is actually just as woundedCopy !req
19. and vulnerable as they are,
it makes them feel less lonely.Copy !req
20. Ugh, no!
Maybe that's what flawed,Copy !req
21. sad fatties want
from other celebrities,Copy !req
22. but for BoJack Horseman,Copy !req
23. they want a heroic horse-stud
who is awesomeCopy !req
24. and who can save them from
their flawed, sad, fatty lives.Copy !req
25. - You're so wrong.
- Actually, you know what?Copy !req
26. Now that I think about it,
I think that you're so wrong!Copy !req
27. Listen, we all agree
Diane broke contractCopy !req
28. by leaking
the first two chapters,Copy !req
29. but the response
has been amazing!Copy !req
30. People want to read more,
and we have toCopy !req
31. get this to the printers
by the end of the week,Copy !req
32. because that's when
the repo men are comingCopy !req
33. to take away our printers.Copy !req
34. The end of the week?
No!Copy !req
35. Okay, what if I told you
that I could haveCopy !req
36. a new book for you by then?Copy !req
37. - What?
- Yeah, a better one.Copy !req
38. Better stories,
better told, by me...Copy !req
39. Straight from the horse's mouth.Copy !req
40. You're gonna write
a whole book in five days?Copy !req
41. When's the last time
you even read a book?Copy !req
42. The Firm, by John Grisham?Copy !req
43. Oh, do you think
what you do is so hard?Copy !req
44. "Oh, I'm a writer.Copy !req
45. I go to coffee shops
with my laptop and my notebookCopy !req
46. and my dumb glasses
that I have to wear,Copy !req
47. because I'm so important
I need to see clearly."Copy !req
48. Well, I wish you
the best of luck.Copy !req
49. You know what your problem is?Copy !req
50. You think you're so much
smarter than everybody.Copy !req
51. Well, guess what.Copy !req
52. I spent as much time with you
as you did with me.Copy !req
53. Why don't I write a book about
how you married Mr. PeanutbutterCopy !req
54. because he's too dumb to see how
much better you think you are?Copy !req
55. - Okay, I know you're upset...
- I'm not upset.Copy !req
56. I'm just sick of nerd-girls like
you beating up on stars like me.Copy !req
57. It's pathetic!
I'm sorry no one wantedCopy !req
58. to date you
in high school, Diane,Copy !req
59. but I don't see why I have
to suffer just becauseCopy !req
60. you were never especially
pretty or interesting.Copy !req
61. You really let me down, BoJack.Copy !req
62. You really let me down.Copy !req
63. I apologize for her outbursts.Copy !req
64. So, you really think you could
write a better book by Friday?Copy !req
65. Damn right I can, so you
can throw this turd of a bookCopy !req
66. in the garbage and then
light the garbage on fire.Copy !req
67. In fact, you can burn all books,
because my book,Copy !req
68. written by me,
is gonna kick your dick off.Copy !req
69. Okay, chapter one.Copy !req
70. Hmm.Copy !req
71. Not quite right.Copy !req
72. Huh.Copy !req
73. What?Copy !req
74. Why are you rewriting
the book, bozo?Copy !req
75. Diane's version is great.Copy !req
76. You're gonna lose
gems like this one...Copy !req
77. Ahem. "The only
longstanding relationshipCopy !req
78. in BoJack's life is with
his agent, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
79. Her loyalty must come
from a deep-rooted faithCopy !req
80. that she's talented enough
to sustain the career of a manCopy !req
81. society perceives as a joke."Copy !req
82. Uh, yeah, I would say that
I'm not such a fan of that one.Copy !req
83. Look, all publicity
is good publicity.Copy !req
84. That guy who killed all those
teachers and ate their fingers?Copy !req
85. He just got married in jail,
and when this book comes out,Copy !req
86. you could be that guy.Copy !req
87. Oh, don't you get it?Copy !req
88. This is my last chance
to make people love me again.Copy !req
89. If this goes out, everybody's
gonna see the real me.Copy !req
90. Now, I spend a lot of time
with the real me,Copy !req
91. and believe me,
nobody's gonna love that guy.Copy !req
92. - Okay.
- Now if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
93. I need to go take a showerCopy !req
94. so I can't tell
if I'm crying or not.Copy !req
95. All right, let's get to work.Copy !req
96. I feel like we can
beat this font.Copy !req
97. Ah, Copperplate, a font
for the truly modern man.Copy !req
98. Ha. No.Copy !req
99. There you are, Verdana.Copy !req
100. Thought you could hide at the
end of the alphabet, did ya?Copy !req
101. Oh, Comic Sans,
you drunk, go home.Copy !req
102. 3:10?
I just spent six hoursCopy !req
103. playing with fonts?
Holy shit!Copy !req
104. Okay, focus BoJack, focus.Copy !req
105. Here comes the focus.Copy !req
106. Well, this can't be that hard.Copy !req
107. BoJack often felt the needCopy !req
108. to impress me
with material items.Copy !req
109. You can see from the teeny,
tiny brush strokes,Copy !req
110. that this is very expensive.Copy !req
111. The color is, um... This one they
don't even have a name for,Copy !req
112. that's how exclusive it is,
and this...Copy !req
113. I wondered where this came from.Copy !req
114. There were two obvious suspects.Copy !req
115. His mother Beatrice,Copy !req
116. heiress to the Sugarman
Sugar Cubes fortuneCopy !req
117. and used to certain comforts,Copy !req
118. and his working-class father,
Butterscotch Horseman,Copy !req
119. who struggled, and often failed,
to provide those comforts.Copy !req
120. Or, maybe it was
something even...Copy !req
121. Puuuhhhh!Copy !req
122. Puuuhhhh!Copy !req
123. - Hey, Todd, Todd!
- What? What?Copy !req
124. - Todd! Todd!
- What? What?Copy !req
125. Eyeballs here... Look at me.
Look at me!Copy !req
126. I need to work.
I can't afford to be distracted.Copy !req
127. - Don't distract me.
- Fine.Copy !req
128. Oh, Jesus, Todd!Copy !req
129. - Read louder much?
- Sorry.Copy !req
130. Oh, sure, just drop
Toaster Strudel crumbsCopy !req
131. all over the floor,
why don't you?Copy !req
132. Guess I'll just clean them up
myself, like always.Copy !req
133. Oh, I can't work like this.Copy !req
134. Come on, come on, come on,
pick it up, you dumb vacuum.Copy !req
135. Oh, I do not have time for this.Copy !req
136. I need to write.Copy !req
137. What the... Come on!Copy !req
138. Seriously?
You cannot be seriou...Copy !req
139. God, why are you keeping me
from writing?Copy !req
140. My parents loved me so much,
it was crazy.Copy !req
141. I remember one Sunday afternoon,
my mother said,Copy !req
142. "Your father and I want to spend
quality family time together.Copy !req
143. All the kids in school
envy your intelligenceCopy !req
144. and kickball ability.Copy !req
145. Here's an ice cream sundae."Copy !req
146. - No, wait.
- "An ice cream sandwich."Copy !req
147. - No.
- "A dreamsicle."Copy !req
148. Ah, no. I don't know.
This is dumb.Copy !req
149. Nice writing, Shakespeare.Copy !req
150. What did I do?Copy !req
151. Just need something
to help me focus.Copy !req
152. Coffee.Copy !req
153. No, no.
Cigarettes.Copy !req
154. No, tequila!Copy !req
155. Ah, no, I just need
the right music...Copy !req
156. to do drugs to.Copy !req
157. Sarah Lynn, I know things
got kind of out of handCopy !req
158. last time when I tried to
make you stop doing drugs.Copy !req
159. So I just want to thank you
for coming over this timeCopy !req
160. to give me drugs.Copy !req
161. Well, you can't go wrong
with Dr. Hu's drugs.Copy !req
162. They're from another dimension.Copy !req
163. These are gonna help me
focus and get work done, right?Copy !req
164. Oh, yes. These are what
I give college studentsCopy !req
165. so when they come to, their term
papers have written themselves.Copy !req
166. That's exactly what he needs.Copy !req
167. Also, I should probably
do another one.Copy !req
168. Oh, it's "Hu."
Dr. Hu.Copy !req
169. That's right, Dr. Hu.
Dr. Allen Hu.Copy !req
170. No, no, no, but I thought
it was "Who," like Doctor Who.Copy !req
171. Yes, that's exactly
what it's like.Copy !req
172. No, not H-U, but, "who,"
like, "Hello, who is it?"Copy !req
173. Uh, I don't know.
Who is it?Copy !req
174. I'm sorry, is this a joke?
Is he telling a jokeCopy !req
175. - that I just don't...
- Hard to tell.Copy !req
176. Sometimes I just laugh after he
talks so he'll leave me alone.Copy !req
177. Seriously? Am I the only one
who knows the extremely popularCopy !req
178. BBC science fiction show about
the time traveling doctorCopy !req
179. - who saves civilizations?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
180. I know what you're
talking about... Doctor Who.Copy !req
181. - Yes?
- No.Copy !req
182. - Yes, thank you. Doctor Who.
- Yes?Copy !req
183. I saw the one where
she goes to the Wild West.Copy !req
184. The Cheyenne called her
Medicine Woman.Copy !req
185. What?
No, that's Dr. Quinn.Copy !req
186. - Who's Dr. Quinn?
- I most certainly am not.Copy !req
187. Hu's not Dr. Quinn.
Hu's Dr. Hu.Copy !req
188. - I don't know.
- Third base!Copy !req
189. When are these drugs
going to kick in?Copy !req
190. Any minute now,
if they haven't already.Copy !req
191. I want you to take three
of these every hourCopy !req
192. and take two of these
every 1/2 hour.Copy !req
193. Whatever you do, don't take
more than four of theseCopy !req
194. every 90 minutes, and take
the first two of the threeCopy !req
195. before you take
the second two of the four.Copy !req
196. And don't expose yourself
to bright light or get wet.Copy !req
197. - So... Gremlin rules?
- Exactly!Copy !req
198. Well, I'm off to perform
child heart surgery.Copy !req
199. Wish me luck.Copy !req
200. Ahh.Copy !req
201. All right, team, focus up.Copy !req
202. We got a book to write.Copy !req
203. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, this is so good.Copy !req
204. It's good.Copy !req
205. So good, so good.Copy !req
206. Okay, Todd, how is it going
with the heartwarming anecdotes?Copy !req
207. Great! I'm writing
about that timeCopy !req
208. we officially became
best friends.Copy !req
209. Nice! Can you change
best to pretty good?Copy !req
210. Sarah Lynn, how's it coming with
the Horsin' Around years?Copy !req
211. Almost done with the story
where Hulk Hogan guest starredCopy !req
212. and told us to say no to drugs.Copy !req
213. Great.
Keep typing, monkeys.Copy !req
214. If only Hulk Hogan
could see us now, right?Copy !req
215. What?Copy !req
216. Because Sarah Lynn said
the thing about Hulk Hogan?Copy !req
217. That was like four hours ago.Copy !req
218. Oh, uh, right.Copy !req
219. - How we doing now?
- Sending.Copy !req
220. - Just about to send.
- Nice.Copy !req
221. Okay, this is great.Copy !req
222. That puts us at 216 pages?Copy !req
223. Holy shit, that's almost as long
as The Firm by John Grisham.Copy !req
224. And we just needed
to get to 200, right?Copy !req
225. I'm just gonna keep writing.Copy !req
226. I got a lot of synapses
firing right now.Copy !req
227. It's surprisingly literate
and insightful, but still fun.Copy !req
228. It's a beach read you can
thumb through in a wing chair.Copy !req
229. Can't believe Diane
thought this was so hard.Copy !req
230. "Ow, my fingers are cramping
from all this typing.Copy !req
231. It's like they're
having their period."Copy !req
232. Did Diane really say that?Copy !req
233. No, but my fingers are cramping.Copy !req
234. It's like they're having
their period, am I right?Copy !req
235. Are you just laughing
so I'll leave you alone?Copy !req
236. Good one.Copy !req
237. We just need a way
to end this thing.Copy !req
238. What should the ending be?Copy !req
239. Maybe it was Earth all along.Copy !req
240. Not that,
but something like that.Copy !req
241. Keep thinking.Copy !req
242. Uh...Copy !req
243. I got it!Copy !req
244. Did you guys switch clothes?Copy !req
245. No.Copy !req
246. - Uh... What... Huh...
- I don't know.Copy !req
247. I like your idea better, BoJack.Copy !req
248. - What?
- Your idea for the ending.Copy !req
249. - Oh, what'd I say?
- About Maine.Copy !req
250. About how you end up in Maine.Copy !req
251. I like the part where you swim
in the lake in the summers.Copy !req
252. Yeah, right, and when I get
too old to take care of myself,Copy !req
253. I go for one last swim.Copy !req
254. I know I can't make it
back to shore.Copy !req
255. I'm too weak, too tired.Copy !req
256. So I just let the water
take me under.Copy !req
257. Eesh! Downer ending.Copy !req
258. - You got something better?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
259. Maybe we don't know
the ending yetCopy !req
260. because you haven't lived it.Copy !req
261. Yeah, I mean,
if you want to, like, finishCopy !req
262. finish the book, then you'd
have to, like, die tonight.Copy !req
263. Oh, I know!
I should murder you.Copy !req
264. I'm serious.Copy !req
265. Think about it.Copy !req
266. If the little girl
you raised on televisionCopy !req
267. killed you in real life...Copy !req
268. people would eat that shit up.Copy !req
269. I love it. It's perfect.
We'll sell so many books.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, kill BoJack!Copy !req
271. - I'm gonna kill you!
- Oh, yes!Copy !req
272. There it is!
Oh, yeah, gonna get you!Copy !req
273. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
274. Ah!Copy !req
275. Okay, so what did we learn?Copy !req
276. We learned that if
we're going to do drugsCopy !req
277. we should do them at home where
it's safe to do them together,Copy !req
278. right, Todd?Copy !req
279. - No!
- Ahh!Copy !req
280. Don't worry, guys.Copy !req
281. I have this gun to keep
us safe from intruders.Copy !req
282. - And each other.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
283. Is that just
your gun-shaped lighter,Copy !req
284. or your lighter-shaped gun?Copy !req
285. Busted!
It's just a lighter.Copy !req
286. Aah!Copy !req
287. Shit, I guess it's my gun.Copy !req
288. Then what'd I do
with my lighter?Copy !req
289. And what did I give
to that baby?Copy !req
290. Ha, I have a gun, too.Copy !req
291. Don't be a Silly Billy.
That's a broom.Copy !req
292. Wait, am I holding a gun?Copy !req
293. Todd, are you holding
a gun or a broom?Copy !req
294. I can't tell anymore!Copy !req
295. I guess we'll just have
to shoot them at each otherCopy !req
296. at the same time to find out!Copy !req
297. Okay!Copy !req
298. Todd, sh... Oh... Can I just say...
Todd, Todd, I need you...Copy !req
299. I need you to shh.
Listen, listen, Todd.Copy !req
300. Okay, just to be totally clear,
we're shooting each otherCopy !req
301. to determine whether we're
holding guns or brooms, right?Copy !req
302. Not because you're still mad
about the wholeCopy !req
303. me sabotaging you
with the rock operaCopy !req
304. and your live stream
and suchety-such?Copy !req
305. BoJack, shh, shh, okay, Bo?Copy !req
306. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.Copy !req
307. As you know, I was hurt,Copy !req
308. but then I realized
that's just how you are.Copy !req
309. You know, and maybe I just
need to stop expecting youCopy !req
310. to be a good person,Copy !req
311. so that way, I won't
get hurt when you're not.Copy !req
312. Oh, o... Okay.Copy !req
313. Hey, this isn't fair.Copy !req
314. I don't have a gun.Copy !req
315. Sarah Lynn is right.Copy !req
316. You know, if we all had guns,
then no one would need a gun,Copy !req
317. and we would all be safe.Copy !req
318. Oh, my God.Copy !req
319. I think we just solved
the gun crisis in America.Copy !req
320. Let them eat guns!Copy !req
321. Bang, bang, pow,
pow, yeah, oh, wow!Copy !req
322. Let's celebrate...
by taking more drugs.Copy !req
323. Now we just have to solve
the drug crisis in America.Copy !req
324. Easy! We'll take them all.Copy !req
325. Yes!Copy !req
326. BoJack?Copy !req
327. Hey, sorry.
You okay?Copy !req
328. Yeah...Copy !req
329. Listen, I've thought about it,
and you're right.Copy !req
330. Your memoir should be
a representation of you.Copy !req
331. It's only fair you're happy
with how you're portrayed.Copy !req
332. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
333. And I want to help write
a book we can both be proud of.Copy !req
334. Oh, my God.
Thank you.Copy !req
335. Thank you.Copy !req
336. Oh, wha... Ooh!Copy !req
337. - Are you okay?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
338. Not this again!Copy !req
339. Gaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
340. What is happening!Copy !req
341. I ate too many pancakes!Copy !req
342. Oh, shit, I'm still tripping.Copy !req
343. - Kiss me.
- Oh, Go...Copy !req
344. Ah... ah... oh!
Oh, oh, ah, ah...Copy !req
345. You abandoned me, and I will
never forgive you for that.Copy !req
346. I'm Mr. Peanut...
I'm Mr. Peanut...Copy !req
347. I'm Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
348. Oh, my God!Copy !req
349. What?Copy !req
350. Hoo hoo hah hah hah...Copy !req
351. Ah!Copy !req
352. Whoa.Copy !req
353. What the...Copy !req
354. Whoa!
Okay, stay calm.Copy !req
355. I don't have outlines anymore.
That's okay.Copy !req
356. There's no boundary
between me and space.Copy !req
357. This is a thing that happens.Copy !req
358. Shouldn't we help him?Copy !req
359. No, he loves treading water.Copy !req
360. Oh... Oh, God.Copy !req
361. Uh-oh.Copy !req
362. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
363. Why is everyone laughing?
What's so funny?Copy !req
364. Cut!
Get your headCopy !req
365. out of your ass, B.J.Copy !req
366. Your line is, "This is all I am
and all I'll ever be."Copy !req
367. This is all I am
and all I'll ever be.Copy !req
368. You can say that again, old man.Copy !req
369. - Horse, horse, horse!
- What is it?Copy !req
370. Will you make me a penis
butter and va-jelly sandwich?Copy !req
371. What?Copy !req
372. I said, make me a penis butter
va-jelly sandwich, bitch.Copy !req
373. No, no.Copy !req
374. No?Copy !req
375. Well, isn't it too late
to say no, BoJack?Copy !req
376. This is the road you chose.Copy !req
377. I'm sinking, somebody help.Copy !req
378. The floor is tar.Copy !req
379. Why don't you come with me?
Come to Maine.Copy !req
380. I can't, I'm stuck.Copy !req
381. Do they have Pinkberry in Maine?Copy !req
382. I can't!Copy !req
383. - Go out there.
- I can't.Copy !req
384. Can't lives in a house
on Won't Street.Copy !req
385. You will not embarrass me in
front of the entire Supper Club.Copy !req
386. I told them you were going
to sing the "Lollipop" song.Copy !req
387. But I don't feel like singing.Copy !req
388. Nobody gives a damn
what you feel.Copy !req
389. You've got an audience
out there,Copy !req
390. and they want to hear you sing.Copy !req
391. Now, you want your mommy
to love you?Copy !req
392. You go out there and you do
the only thing you're good for,Copy !req
393. which is singing
the goddamn Lollipop song.Copy !req
394. And let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
395. The secret to living
forever is...Copy !req
396. Oh, no.Copy !req
397. Hey.Copy !req
398. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
399. Good grief.
I'm so depressed.Copy !req
400. I just want everyone to love me,Copy !req
401. but I don't know
how to make them do it.Copy !req
402. You can't force love,
you blockhead.Copy !req
403. All you can do is be good
to the people in your life,Copy !req
404. and keep your heart open.Copy !req
405. I screwed it all up.Copy !req
406. It's too late for me, isn't it?Copy !req
407. I don't know.Copy !req
408. I'm just a crazy
drug hallucination.Copy !req
409. I'll say whatever
you want me to.Copy !req
410. Then tell me it's not too late.Copy !req
411. Well, it's not too late.
It's never too late.Copy !req
412. - Yeah, that's right.
- It's never too lateCopy !req
413. to be the person you want to be.Copy !req
414. You need to choose
the life you want.Copy !req
415. That'll be 5¢ please...Copy !req
416. BoJack.Copy !req
417. Yes, dear?Copy !req
418. Supper's ready.Copy !req
419. Ran into Ed
at the hardware store.Copy !req
420. He said we're
in for some weather.Copy !req
421. What the hell does that mean?
"Some weather."Copy !req
422. We're always
in for some weather.Copy !req
423. Guess what, Ed?
There's never not weather.Copy !req
424. Oh, BoJack, don't.Copy !req
425. Come on, I can't help it.Copy !req
426. It's just so cute
how they do it automatically.Copy !req
427. How do they know?Copy !req
428. Oh, man, can we just stay
exactly like thisCopy !req
429. for the rest of our lives,
please?Copy !req
430. Yeah, okay, sure, uh, or we
could do the opposite of that,Copy !req
431. because I'm pregnant.Copy !req
432. What?
That's amazing.Copy !req
433. Yeah, and I'm 80% sure
it's yours.Copy !req
434. Is it weird that I want
to make love to you right now?Copy !req
435. Why would that be weird?Copy !req
436. I don't know, it's...
I don't want to spook the baby.Copy !req
437. Maybe we should just
do mouth and hand stuffCopy !req
438. for the next nine months.Copy !req
439. Oh, I think someone's awake.Copy !req
440. Dada coming?
Dada coming?Copy !req
441. Yes, Gooby Girl, Dada's coming.Copy !req
442. Dada.Copy !req
443. I'm gonna eat your finger.Copy !req
444. Yum, yum, num, num.Copy !req
445. - Daddy?
- Harper?Copy !req
446. Where do the stars go?Copy !req
447. Oh, they're still there.Copy !req
448. We just can't see them
because the sun is shining.Copy !req
449. - Oh. Daddy?
- Harper?Copy !req
450. Do you think if you were a
little kid, we would be friends?Copy !req
451. Well, that depends.Copy !req
452. Do you love cookies,
and the color green, and braids?Copy !req
453. Yes, I love all those things.Copy !req
454. Well, then, your application
has been submittedCopy !req
455. and is pending board approval.Copy !req
456. Approved!Copy !req
457. Wah!Copy !req
458. Whoa!Copy !req
459. Oh, no splashing!Copy !req
460. Oh, no.
Oh, oh, it's rough, oh, don't.Copy !req
461. Oh, oh, you're tickling.Copy !req
462. I got you!Copy !req
463. She grew up so fast.Copy !req
464. I don't like that
he drives a motorcycle.Copy !req
465. Honey, a Vespa
is not a motorcycle.Copy !req
466. Okay, okay.Copy !req
467. What are you thinking about?Copy !req
468. Oh, just how nice
things could've beenCopy !req
469. if you had chosen this life.Copy !req
470. Oh... what? Where?Copy !req
471. Hello?Copy !req
472. BoJack, I read the pages
you sent me last night,Copy !req
473. and I have to tell you,
your book is absolutely,Copy !req
474. without a doubt, the most...Copy !req
475. gibberish.Copy !req
476. - It's gibberish.
- What day is it?Copy !req
477. Let's see what you got here.Copy !req
478. You got 20 pages of
Doctor Who erotic fan fiction,Copy !req
479. a recipe for soup,
five different theoriesCopy !req
480. about how 9/11 happened,Copy !req
481. and a bunch
of embedded YouTube videosCopy !req
482. that can't possibly
be printed in book form.Copy !req
483. Okay, I gotta go.Copy !req
484. Any questions, at all,Copy !req
485. for our panel of ghostwriters?Copy !req
486. Um, yeah, I have a question
for Tori Spelling.Copy !req
487. Again, Tori Spelling is not
here, as I already explained.Copy !req
488. Tori Spelling's
ghostwriter is here.Copy !req
489. This is a ghostwriter
convention.Copy !req
490. How do you not...Copy !req
491. Okay, next question?Copy !req
492. Uh, yeah,
this is for the whole panel.Copy !req
493. What's your favorite kind
of ghost to write for?Copy !req
494. What?
No, they don't write for ghosts.Copy !req
495. That's not wha... Why did I think
this would be a good idea?Copy !req
496. Does anyone have
an actual questionCopy !req
497. for someone on this panel?Copy !req
498. An actual question, or a gun,
so I can shoot myself?Copy !req
499. Yeah, I got a question.Copy !req
500. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
501. My question is for Diane.Copy !req
502. Look, I'm sorry about all the
stuff I said about you earlier.Copy !req
503. We can publish
the book you wrote.Copy !req
504. You're obviously a better
writer than I am,Copy !req
505. and I don't actually
even really careCopy !req
506. what the world thinks
about me anymore.Copy !req
507. I just hated reading that bookCopy !req
508. because I hated feeling like
that's how you saw me.Copy !req
509. Because I guess you know me
better than anybody,Copy !req
510. and if you think that...Copy !req
511. Um, I guess my question is, do you...Copy !req
512. Do you think
it's too late for me?Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. I mean, am I just doomed
to be the person that I am?Copy !req
515. The... The person in that book?Copy !req
516. It's not too late for me, is it?
It's... It's not too late...Copy !req
517. Diane, I need you to tell me
that it's not too late.Copy !req
518. - BoJack, I...
- I... I need you to tell meCopy !req
519. that I'm a good person.Copy !req
520. I know that I can be selfish
and narcissisticCopy !req
521. and self-destructive,
but underneath all that,Copy !req
522. deep down, I'm a good person,Copy !req
523. and I need you to tell me
that I'm good, Diane.Copy !req
524. Tell me, please, Diane.
Tell me that I'm good.Copy !req
525. Hey, aren't you the horse
from Horsin' Around?Copy !req
526. Boxer versus raptor.Copy !req