1. Mom and Dad might
not recognize usCopy !req
2. when we get back
from go-karting.Copy !req
3. 'Cause our hair
will be like this.Copy !req
4. And our faces
will be like this!Copy !req
5. And our penises
will be like this.Copy !req
6. You can't see what I'm doing,
but it's pretty great.Copy !req
7. Three youth tickets, please.Copy !req
8. Sorry, track's closed for the
rest of the day. League racing.Copy !req
9. to put the pedal
to the metal.Copy !req
10. You'll have to come back
another time.Copy !req
11. Perhaps check
the online calendarCopy !req
12. that I work so hard on
that no one bothers to look at.Copy !req
13. If I'm online, I'm
looking at sloths.Copy !req
14. Whoa, Mama like.Copy !req
15. They're fast,
and I'm curious.Copy !req
16. Screw regular go-karting.
I want to do that.Copy !req
17. Every kid wants to be in
league racing. Get in line.Copy !req
18. Okay, where's the line?
Funny, honey.Copy !req
19. The only way to join
the circuit is to get a kart.Copy !req
20. No problem.
Where do we get one?Copy !req
21. They're custom.
They cost a grand, at least.Copy !req
22. Ah!Copy !req
23. I know you from
somewhere. You're BryceCopy !req
24. from Kingshead
Island, aren't you?
Yep.Copy !req
25. Oh, yeah.
Remember us?
Nope.Copy !req
26. Ouch.
Too bad you won't
be joining the league.Copy !req
27. It would've been fun chucking
raisins at you as I blow by.Copy !req
28. Geesh-geesh, goosh-goosh.
Ow.Copy !req
29. Ow. Oh, my God,
I hate him.Copy !req
30. Hard to hate a guy who
gives you raisins.Copy !req
31. Three burgers of the day.
Who are your pals, Teddy?Copy !req
32. These guys are
from the home brew supply shop.Copy !req
33. I brought 'em over here
to try your burgers
with Teddy's Brewski.Copy !req
34. What's Teddy's Brewski?Copy !req
35. It's the name of my home-brewed
beer. I used to call itCopy !req
36. Bucket Brew, since that's where
it ferments. In a bucket.Copy !req
37. Is it safe to drink? You know,
it's just that you brewed itCopy !req
38. in a bucket.
Of course it's safe.
It's alcohol.Copy !req
39. Mmm...
Mmm...
Right?Copy !req
40. Mm-hmm. Oh.
Mmm.Copy !req
41. Aw, so cute.Copy !req
42. Your burgers and his beer
are making little belly babies.Copy !req
43. Ew. What?
Oh, Bob.Copy !req
44. Bob! Bob!
What what? What?Copy !req
45. You should sell my beer!
We could be partners!
What?Copy !req
46. Teddy, I-I don't think
restaurants are allowedCopy !req
47. to sell
home-brewed beer.
Aw, who's gonna care?Copy !req
48. The health inspector, the Bureau
of Alcohol, the police...Copy !req
49. So we won't get caught.
We'll run it like a speakeasy.Copy !req
50. I'll be like Al
Capone with breasts.Copy !req
51. Come on, Bob, just taste
your burger and then my beer.Copy !req
52. Well, it's pretty hard
to pair my burgersCopy !req
53. with the right beer.Copy !req
54. Oh, my God.Copy !req
55. Right?
Huh?
Oh, my God.Copy !req
56. That's amazing.
Let's do it!
It's amazing!Copy !req
57. Let's do it!
Yes!Copy !req
58. Maybe Mom and Dad
would sponsor a go-kartCopy !req
59. if it was advertising
for the restaurant.Copy !req
60. They can't even sponsor
their electric bill.Copy !req
61. Or maybe a sponsorship
would work.Copy !req
62. Hey, Mr. Fischoeder!
I missed you.
Damn.Copy !req
63. Where have you been?
Oh, around.Copy !req
64. How would you like
to have semi-exclusiveCopy !req
65. advertising rights
on a go-kart that you pay for?Copy !req
66. Me pay kids? That sounds weird.Copy !req
67. How 'bout you pay me—
that sounds better...Copy !req
68. No.
Um...
Huh.Copy !req
69. Hold on. I haven't finished.Copy !req
70. For one of these!Copy !req
71. A broken-down bumper car?Copy !req
72. Perhaps you kids can turn
one of these not go-kartsCopy !req
73. into a very much go-kart.
Someone's sleepingCopy !req
74. back here, Mr. Fish.Copy !req
75. That's our employee lounge.
Owen, wake up!Copy !req
76. Hmm. You look like you've got
something to prove.Copy !req
77. Guys, I think this is the one.Copy !req
78. Ooh, that's the
most expensive one.Copy !req
79. We'll give you
three bucks for it.Copy !req
80. Deal. Unless you want to
make it eight dollarsCopy !req
81. for a second bumper
car, plus Owen,Copy !req
82. whom I will throw
in for free.Copy !req
83. What can he do?
Lord knows.Copy !req
84. It all remains to be seen.
He's a mass of potential.Copy !req
85. Now all we need
is a lawn mower engine.Copy !req
86. Or a steam engine.Copy !req
87. Or a motorcycle engine.Copy !req
88. So how much is it
gonna cost us, Critter?Copy !req
89. Aw, come on,
I can't charge you guys.Copy !req
90. Our kid was born
inside your restaurant.Copy !req
91. Plus, I think the parts will be
donated, if you catch my drift.Copy !req
92. Come on, people,
let's tear this old dog apart,Copy !req
93. teach it new tricks!Copy !req
94. Half bumper car,
half go-kart, all balls.Copy !req
95. Nice.Copy !req
96. You're gonna bump those
rich kids right off the track.Copy !req
97. And how are we
on snack storage?Copy !req
98. Chip clip
right there on the side.
Chip clip! Yeah.Copy !req
99. Now, she's gonna handle
like a bumper car.Copy !req
100. The steering's real loose,
so don't be afraidCopy !req
101. to whip that wheel around
real good.Copy !req
102. Yeah, yeah. You push the
pedal and the thing goes.Copy !req
103. Wait till Bryce gets a
load of this sweet ride.Copy !req
104. What is that?Copy !req
105. Are you jealous?Copy !req
106. It doesn't sound like you are,Copy !req
107. but you will be
once we race against you.Copy !req
108. You're not gonna race
against me.Copy !req
109. What are
you talking about?Copy !req
110. I'm in A-league.Copy !req
111. New cars start
out in B-league.Copy !req
112. You got to win your
way up to A-league.Copy !req
113. Are you kidding me?
Nope. I'm
serious-ing you.Copy !req
114. I'll be winning
the Kingshead Island Grand PrixCopy !req
115. when you're still figuring out
which pedal is the gasCopy !req
116. and which is the brake.
And the big round thingCopy !req
117. in the middle that steers it?
That's your mom. Burn.Copy !req
118. Oh, that fart with a mouth?
That's your face!Copy !req
119. Yeah, right.Copy !req
120. Drivers, ten minutes
till the B-league race.Copy !req
121. I guess that's us.
Let's go tear up the B-leagueCopy !req
122. so we can blow it
out Bryce's tailpipe.Copy !req
123. Here we go.Copy !req
124. Wish me luck out there.Copy !req
125. Hmm?
Wait, what do you mean
wish you luck?Copy !req
126. 'Cause I'm driving.
I thought I was driving.Copy !req
127. I thought we all thought
I was driving.Copy !req
128. Oh, my God. Did we not talkCopy !req
129. about who's gonna drive?
It's obviously me.Copy !req
130. But remember how good I was
at that motorcycle arcade game?Copy !req
131. The point is to not
burst into flames.Copy !req
132. Strongly disagree.Copy !req
133. Tina, you're not much better.
Remember what happenedCopy !req
134. when you drove the car
in the parking lot?Copy !req
135. That was different.
That was dirty driving.Copy !req
136. This is legal. Go-karting
is good clean fun.Copy !req
137. There's only one way
to settle this.Copy !req
138. Gene's hairy mole?
Gene's hairy mole.Copy !req
139. Oh, boy. Ow. Ow. Ow!Copy !req
140. Hold 'em up.Copy !req
141. Yes! Uh, I mean...Copy !req
142. Whatever. I'm the driver. But,
hey, it's all about the team.Copy !req
143. Right, sibs?
Fair is fair, I guess.Copy !req
144. Go team.Copy !req
145. Yeah, Tina!
That's the spirit!Copy !req
146. And you know what, I want you
to be my water girl out there.Copy !req
147. How does that sound?Copy !req
148. Water girl instead
of race kart driver?Copy !req
149. Hmm, let me think about that.Copy !req
150. Hey, when I win this race,
it'll be like we all won.Copy !req
151. Especially me.
T, give me a squirt.Copy !req
152. You missed.
Did you do that on purpose?Copy !req
153. No. What a crazy
water bottle. Oh, whoops.Copy !req
154. Uh, it's doing it
again. Oh, sorry.
Hey!Copy !req
155. This is...
this is crazy.Copy !req
156. Drivers, start your engines.Copy !req
157. That guy can make a flag
do anything he wants.Copy !req
158. But mostly flap around.Copy !req
159. Come on, you hunk of junk!Copy !req
160. Go straight! Now turn! Turn!Copy !req
161. You call that turning?
The other way!Copy !req
162. Pretty good, kid.Copy !req
163. But can you Gus?Copy !req
164. Whoa. It's beautiful!Copy !req
165. Why is it called Gus?
It's named after me.Copy !req
166. My name is Gus.Copy !req
167. A lot of people think
the Gus comes from the wrists.Copy !req
168. It doesn't.
It comes from in here.Copy !req
169. Your flask?Copy !req
170. Yes. And the heart.Copy !req
171. Without heart,
you're just waving a flag aroundCopy !req
172. at the end of a little stick.Copy !req
173. Hey, maybe you've got
what it takesCopy !req
174. to be a junior-Gus-in-training.Copy !req
175. I've waited my entire life
to hear those exact words!Copy !req
176. That bumper-kart is terrible.Copy !req
177. We'll never win a race
in that thing.Copy !req
178. Well, we might
if, you know,Copy !req
179. you drove it like
Critter told us to.Copy !req
180. What's that supposed
to mean?Copy !req
181. Maybe it's not
the kart's faultCopy !req
182. you slammed into all those
walls and got turned aroundCopy !req
183. and drove the wrong way for an
embarrassing amount of time.Copy !req
184. You think you can drive that
thing? Be my guest.Copy !req
185. Take a lap.Copy !req
186. We're gonna go nice and easy.Copy !req
187. You lead, I'll follow.
I know you want to bumpCopy !req
188. into stuff but you can't.
You're a race car now.Copy !req
189. You're all grown-up.
That's it, Mr. Speedy.Copy !req
190. See?
See what?Copy !req
191. How I took that turn
instead of crashingCopy !req
192. like you did?
Maybe I should be the oneCopy !req
193. behind the wheel
for Team Belcher?Copy !req
194. Tina, hello, it was
my first race, okay? Back off.Copy !req
195. Besides, I won Gene's hairy
mole fair and square.Copy !req
196. So let's speak
of this no more.Copy !req
197. It's just, I could maybe win...
Gene's hairy mole!Copy !req
198. I know. Gene's hairy mole.Copy !req
199. How's it coming?
Great.Copy !req
200. Once I'm done here,
I'm gonna bring up another
batch from the basement.Copy !req
201. Home brew in used bottles;
I think we're getting goodCopy !req
202. at this speakeasy thing.Copy !req
203. And all these sipsies
are getting me tipsy.Copy !req
204. Eh, I had to hammer some
of the caps back onCopy !req
205. and I used tape
for a couple of 'em, but...Copy !req
206. I don't think
anyone will notice.Copy !req
207. Uh, another "beer,"
please? Wink.Copy !req
208. Another one of the beers
we normally sell here?Copy !req
209. Sure. Here you go.Copy !req
210. Whoa! Live one!Copy !req
211. Is he supposed to say "wink"?
Or is he just supposed to wink?Copy !req
212. Well, we've
been doing both.
Oh...Copy !req
213. Oh, God. Oh, God! Bobby,
the G-men are here!Copy !req
214. Turn the whole room around
like they do in the movies!Copy !req
215. Quick, go!
Ugh, no, no.
Not now.Copy !req
216. Teddy, get out of here!
Hurry. Hurry.Copy !req
217. Hugo!
Bob.Copy !req
218. Ron.
Bob.
Ron!Copy !req
219. Oh.
What's wrong with
this picture, Ron?Copy !req
220. Uh...Copy !req
221. There are actually customers
in here!Copy !req
222. Right.Copy !req
223. Smells...Copy !req
224. yeasty.Copy !req
225. I've never smelled this tangy...Copy !req
226. sour...Copy !req
227. yeast here before.Copy !req
228. Oh, uh, well, we have
started baking bread,Copy !req
229. so maybe you're smelling
the yeast from that.
Yeah.Copy !req
230. And where is
this yeasty bread, Bob?
Uh, we, uh...Copy !req
231. we threw it away.
It wasn't any good. No.
Yeah.Copy !req
232. Terrible, terrible.
It didn't come out, so...Copy !req
233. I mean, it was
our first batch.Copy !req
234. You know? W-We're not...
Who are we? You know?Copy !req
235. We're not bread experts.Copy !req
236. Bread.Copy !req
237. Hugo, you really don't
have to go down there!Copy !req
238. So yeasty.Copy !req
239. Okay, you need to stop
saying that word.Copy !req
240. It's making me
uncomfortable.Copy !req
241. Oh, really?
Yeasty, yeasty, yeasty.Copy !req
242. You know what I think, Bob?
I think the bread storyCopy !req
243. is a cover for what
you're really doing.Copy !req
244. And what would that be?Copy !req
245. You're brewing your own beer!Copy !req
246. What? That's crazy.
What?Copy !req
247. It's crazy.
Where would you get that?
Beer. Who's brewing beer?Copy !req
248. What are... What is... what is
this? What? Who is this guy?
Beer. Pfft.Copy !req
249. You know, the only thing worse
than an idiot who makesCopy !req
250. bacteria-infested home brew
is a restaurant that serves it.Copy !req
251. Well, Hugo, there's
no home brew here,Copy !req
252. so are we done
with the inspection?Copy !req
253. I suppose.Copy !req
254. But know this, Bob,Copy !req
255. if I find out
you are selling bacteria beer,Copy !req
256. you're going to get
the triple smack-down.Copy !req
257. Smack one: I shut you down.Copy !req
258. Smack two:
beer and wine license? Gone.Copy !req
259. Smack three?Copy !req
260. Tell 'em, Ron.
Uh...Copy !req
261. You rot in hell, Bob!Copy !req
262. Hmm.
Let's go, Ron.Copy !req
263. And I'll be back
to try that bread, Bob.Copy !req
264. Great. 'Cause it's gonna
be here, Hugo.Copy !req
265. Oh, great!
I'll bring my bread mouth!Copy !req
266. So I guess this means
the speakeasy's over?Copy !req
267. Nothing's over, Teddy.
Hugo can't stop us.Copy !req
268. All right, who knows
how to bake bread?Copy !req
269. Flutter, flutter, flutter.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.Copy !req
270. And snap it off!Copy !req
271. Hell of a snap-off, Gene.Copy !req
272. Yeah, but my shimmy was shabby.Copy !req
273. I saw you drive that monstrosity
the other day.Copy !req
274. It was impressive. Want to take
a little walk and talk?Copy !req
275. I have a proposition
for you.
I'm taken.Copy !req
276. Well, it's complicated.Copy !req
277. Honey, if I was hitting
on you, you'd know,Copy !req
278. because you'd be terrified.Copy !req
279. Trust me, you're
hitting on me.Copy !req
280. Just come with us,
please.Copy !req
281. My name is Sasha, and
this is my racing team.Copy !req
282. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
283. So how'd you like
to be a driver?Copy !req
284. Oh, I can't. My sister
is our team's driver.Copy !req
285. She won the right to
drive fair and square.Copy !req
286. Gene's hairy mole. It's
this thing we do with...Copy !req
287. Oh, it's okay.
I don't need to know.Copy !req
288. Listen, I'm not talking
about you driving that thing.Copy !req
289. I'm talking about this.
Whoa.Copy !req
290. Eddy, our usual driver,
is in detention again.Copy !req
291. You'd be doing us a big favor if
you drove the K.I.S. kart today.Copy !req
292. "Kiss"?
No, K.I.S.Copy !req
293. It stands for Kingshead
Island Speeders.Copy !req
294. Can I call it "kiss"?
No. Listen to me.Copy !req
295. This is your chance to drive a
real race kart, in the A-league.Copy !req
296. But I thought you had to win
your way into the A-league.Copy !req
297. It's about the kart.Copy !req
298. This kart is already
in the A-league.Copy !req
299. But why don't you want to
drive the car yourself?Copy !req
300. Any kid can drive.
I want to win.Copy !req
301. You think I can win?
In A-league?Copy !req
302. If you can get that bumper-fart
around the track in 70 seconds,Copy !req
303. imagine how fast
you can go in this.Copy !req
304. Wow.Copy !req
305. You and this thing might
actually have what it takesCopy !req
306. to knock Bryce off the top spot.Copy !req
307. He deserves to be beaten,
by the way.Copy !req
308. He's a dirty driver.
We call him Not Nice Bryce.Copy !req
309. I don't know. The bumper-kart
is kind of a family project.Copy !req
310. Oh, sure, of course, yeah.Copy !req
311. You can just keep
squirting waterCopy !req
312. into your sister's mouth
if you want.Copy !req
313. Here, I made you
this last-place medal.Copy !req
314. It's gum.Copy !req
315. Good one, Bryce.Copy !req
316. Joke's on you. I love old gum!Copy !req
317. Mmm.Copy !req
318. It's okay. He walked away.Copy !req
319. Tina, what are you wearing?Copy !req
320. A driver's jumpsuit.Copy !req
321. We've been through this, okay?Copy !req
322. Belcher Racing only has
one driver, and that's me.Copy !req
323. I know. I'm driving for the
Kingshead Island Speeders.Copy !req
324. What?
I call it "kiss."Copy !req
325. You're abandoning
Team Belcher?Copy !req
326. How can you do that to us?Copy !req
327. You're like
a Belcherdict Arnold!Copy !req
328. I was Team Belcher's
best driver,Copy !req
329. but you didn't care if we wonCopy !req
330. as long as you got
to be the driver.Copy !req
331. That's crazy. You're crazy.Copy !req
332. Get out of that jumpsuit,
get your water bottleCopy !req
333. and get back in the pit.Copy !req
334. I'm never going back to the pitCopy !req
335. unless the pit is a cool diner
where teens hang out.Copy !req
336. Look, the A-league race
is about to start. I got to go.Copy !req
337. You're in A-league?Copy !req
338. Yeah, it's pretty cool.Copy !req
339. They give your go-kart a
little wreath if you win.Copy !req
340. Oh, wow!
Isn't that great?Copy !req
341. It is pretty
great. Bye!Copy !req
342. Hi, Tina. How are you doing?
Good.Copy !req
343. 'Cause you're looking
a little stiff out there, kiddo.Copy !req
344. Sasha. I'm on the radio
inside your helmet.Copy !req
345. Oh, 'cause I thought
for a second you were...Copy !req
346. Oh, never mind. I'm not gonna
tell you what I thought.Copy !req
347. Tina, you're driving
like a water girl.Copy !req
348. Come on, cut it loose.Copy !req
349. All right, all right,
I just needCopy !req
350. to get to know the car
a little, I guess. Hello.Copy !req
351. You feel different
than the bumper-kart.Copy !req
352. But I must feel different
than your old driver,Copy !req
353. 'cause I have a girl butt,
or so I'm told.Copy !req
354. I'm Tina, by the way.Copy !req
355. Tina, I'm gonna put you on mute.Copy !req
356. Okay.Copy !req
357. Whoa.Copy !req
358. You did that really well.
Nice turning, wheels.Copy !req
359. And good job,
steering wheel, too.Copy !req
360. And, uh, engine,
you did your part.Copy !req
361. Second place!
I knew it!Copy !req
362. I knew you
were a racer!Copy !req
363. I got a little worried when
you were talking to yourselfCopy !req
364. and being really weird,
but then you came through!Copy !req
365. It's okay!Copy !req
366. This time second,
next time beat Bryce.Copy !req
367. Tina, can you pass me a napkin?Copy !req
368. And try not to betray it.Copy !req
369. Louise, please
pass the pepper.Copy !req
370. And try not to crash it
into the salt.Copy !req
371. Why don't you try to remember
where that pepper came from?Copy !req
372. From here, from this
apartment, from this family.Copy !req
373. So that's where
pepper comes from.Copy !req
374. Girls, you two need
to stop all this.Copy !req
375. You're both
go-kart drivers now.Copy !req
376. And you're not even racing
against each other, right?Copy !req
377. That's right.
I'm in the A-league.Copy !req
378. Well, I'm coming
for you, T.Copy !req
379. If I finish the season in
first place in the B-league,Copy !req
380. then I get a spot in the
Kingshead Island Grand Prix.Copy !req
381. You do?
Yup.Copy !req
382. And that's when I get
to beat you.Copy !req
383. But you have to actually win
races to finish in first place.Copy !req
384. Maybe you didn't
totally understand that.Copy !req
385. Oh, keep it up.Copy !req
386. Way ahead of you. Literally.Copy !req
387. Look, I know there's this rumorCopy !req
388. that Tina's a better driver,
and I think you started it,Copy !req
389. but you and me are gonna work
real hard,Copy !req
390. and we're gonna win some races.Copy !req
391. Ha, ha!Copy !req
392. Looks like I'll be seeing you
at the Grand Prix, sis.Copy !req
393. And I'll be seeing you
from the first place podium.Copy !req
394. Also, I'll see you at home,
and also in the car,Copy !req
395. 'cause we should probably
carpool to the race.Copy !req
396. Yup, yup, got it!Copy !req
397. I hit the gas,
and I drive away!Copy !req
398. It's weird how you freshly baked
the staleness right into them.Copy !req
399. Hey, Bob, that bun
doesn't look like this bun, Bob.Copy !req
400. You trying to screw me?
I want the fresh-baked buns.Copy !req
401. I want
the fresh-baked buns.Copy !req
402. So, you're not using these buns
on your burgers?Copy !req
403. Suspicious.
Gretchen?
Move on.Copy !req
404. We're-we're making buns
for, uh, um, uh...Copy !req
405. For what?
Uh, the buns are for...Copy !req
406. For breakfast!
Yes.Copy !req
407. We're gonna start
breakfast now.
Hmm.Copy !req
408. Breakfast at Bob's.Copy !req
409. I can't wait
to come by and try it.Copy !req
410. 6:00 a.m. Sound good?Copy !req
411. I mean, well, we
haven't really talkedCopy !req
412. about when we're
opening yet, so...Copy !req
413. Okay, see you
at 6:00 then.Copy !req
414. And you better
have sausages, Bob!Copy !req
415. We'll have it!Copy !req
416. So this is what
the kids have been up to?Copy !req
417. I had no idea it was, like,
you know, actual racing.Copy !req
418. It is a beautiful day
for racing.Copy !req
419. Hey, want a hit?Copy !req
420. Sure. Thanks, Crit.Copy !req
421. Mmm, this homebrew of yours
is oh so refreshing.Copy !req
422. Your bread is, uh...
Whoop, hey, there it goes!Copy !req
423. Got away from me there.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
424. Uh, you-you
kind of threw it.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
425. Right. So it didn't
get away from you.Copy !req
426. You threw it.
No, it's bad.Copy !req
427. I was trying
to spare your feelings,Copy !req
428. but if you want to address it,
it's not very good bread.Copy !req
429. No, I get it. No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
430. I guess I got it right away.
I just thought... forget it.Copy !req
431. Yeah. Unnecessary
little confrontation here.Copy !req
432. Gene, you've been
oddly enthusiasticCopy !req
433. about flag waving
these last couple weeks.Copy !req
434. I thought you were just messing
with me, but you were serious.Copy !req
435. Very serious.Copy !req
436. Then, well, there's somethingCopy !req
437. I want to ask you.Copy !req
438. Oh, my God, you're dying!Copy !req
439. I'll take over for you!Copy !req
440. What?
No, I'm not dying.
For now.Copy !req
441. I'm not dying.Copy !req
442. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay.Copy !req
443. I was gonna ask youCopy !req
444. if you wanted
to flap your first grand prix.Copy !req
445. I would be honored!Copy !req
446. I'll wave your flag, Gus,
but I'll never replace you.Copy !req
447. Right, I-I know.Copy !req
448. Just to clarify,
it's only one race.Copy !req
449. We'll see.Copy !req
450. Guys, huddle up.
Cookie toast.Copy !req
451. Tina, bring it home for us.Copy !req
452. Uh, hey, Rico, these cookies
are ten dollars each.Copy !req
453. You're eating them like
they're five dollars each.
Sorry.Copy !req
454. Can I have a cookie?
I'll put a cookie
on the finish line.Copy !req
455. But what if someone
drives over it?Copy !req
456. That someone will be you.
Then I can't eat it.Copy !req
457. Ugh. Great. Bryce.Copy !req
458. You here,
me no like.Copy !req
459. Pasta salad
on your kart.Copy !req
460. Ugh!Copy !req
461. Don't you put
pasta salad on my kart!Copy !req
462. Drivers, two minutes
to the start of the Grand Prix!Copy !req
463. I'm gonna beat you!
I'm gonna beat Tina!Copy !req
464. I'm gonna beat all
you Richie Riches!Copy !req
465. Not likely,
especially because of that.Copy !req
466. Aw, crap.
Flick, flick.Copy !req
467. No, no, no, no!
It's a blown pump. I don't
have my tools, but maybeCopy !req
468. I can rig something.
Drivers, to the starting line!Copy !req
469. I don't know if
we're gonna make it!Copy !req
470. We'll make it! We'll make it!Copy !req
471. What's going on?Copy !req
472. It looks like you have
one less competitor to beat.Copy !req
473. But I don't want
to beat her this way.Copy !req
474. Today, you beat
her this way.Copy !req
475. Tomorrow, you beat
her that way.Copy !req
476. All that matters is today
you beat her this way.Copy !req
477. Drivers, start your engines!
There!
Now you're gonnaCopy !req
478. leak some oil, but you
just might make it around!Copy !req
479. Thanks, Critter.
Oh, and a wheel
might fall off.Copy !req
480. What? What?
Nothing! Get out
of your head!Copy !req
481. Did you fix it
or not, Critter?
Let's say I did.Copy !req
482. Go, go, go!Copy !req
483. Come on, bumper-kart!Copy !req
484. Hold it together!
You got this!Copy !req
485. How you doing
out there?Copy !req
486. Well, I'm torn
between the desire to winCopy !req
487. and my love for my sister.Copy !req
488. Forget it. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
489. Atta girl.
Let's beat these snobs!Copy !req
490. Yeah! Uh-huh!Copy !req
491. All right!Copy !req
492. Gene, it's white
flag time.Copy !req
493. Last lap coming up!Copy !req
494. It's now or never,
Tina. Make your move!Copy !req
495. Pass him!Copy !req
496. Aah! Oh, come on!Copy !req
497. Hey! That's not nice, Bryce!
Oh, I get it now.Copy !req
498. Aah!
That's it!Copy !req
499. What?Copy !req
500. So long, Bryce.
I kartly knew you.Copy !req
501. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go!
Come on, Bryce, get it together.Copy !req
502. That's Tina and
Louise out in front.Copy !req
503. Come on, girls!
Win this thing!Copy !req
504. Oh, my God. I assumed
they'd both lose.Copy !req
505. What if one of them wins
and beats the other?Copy !req
506. Dibs on not handling it!Copy !req
507. Checkered flag time!
They're coming in!Copy !req
508. Gene, do the double!Copy !req
509. I'm not ready!Copy !req
510. Easy, easy.
Deep breath.Copy !req
511. Let it flow
from within you.Copy !req
512. Here they come!Copy !req
513. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
514. Yes! The Grand Prix is ours!Copy !req
515. Go Team K.I.S.Copy !req
516. No, go Team Belcher.Copy !req
517. Excuse me?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
518. Are you crazy? You're helping
another team win?Copy !req
519. Sorry, Sasha.
It's a family thing.Copy !req
520. He's Gussin'!Copy !req
521. What are you doing?
Helping you win!Copy !req
522. You should win!
You're the better driver.Copy !req
523. You should win. You worked
really hard to get here.Copy !req
524. I guess, but...
Oh, I just won.Copy !req
525. Nice flag-waving, Gene!Copy !req
526. I did it! I did it!
I waved that flag!Copy !req
527. Yay, kids!Copy !req
528. Yes! Yes, kids!Copy !req
529. Yeah,
that's the way to do it!Copy !req
530. Belchers! Belchers!
Belchers...Copy !req
531. No one? No one.Copy !req
532. Are you done
yet, Hugo?Copy !req
533. Look, Bob, we both know
you're slinging homebrew.Copy !req
534. And if my supervisor wasn't
saying, "I'm gonna fire youCopy !req
535. if you waste any more time
on that case,"Copy !req
536. I'd nail you for it.Copy !req
537. That said...
the sausages are good.Copy !req
538. Let's go, Ron!
Hey, can I get a box
for my pancake half?Copy !req
539. Just stuff it into your mouth!
It's half a bite!Copy !req
540. We got to stop.Copy !req
541. We can't keep this up.Copy !req
542. Oh, thank God.
I'm so bloated and tired.Copy !req
543. Somebody's gonna
have to tell Teddy.Copy !req
544. Dibs on not telling him!
Dibs on not... Damn it!Copy !req
545. How do you
talk so fast?Copy !req
546. Vroom. Oh, good turn.Copy !req
547. Vroom.
Tina? Tina?Copy !req
548. You're-you're driving
in your sleep again.Copy !req
549. Oh, sorry.
Yeah.Copy !req
550. I know it's like we both won,Copy !req
551. but maybe we both don't need
to sleep with the trophy, huh?Copy !req
552. Okay, one more night.Copy !req
553. Okay, one more week.
Sweet dreams.Copy !req