1. Kids, before you go to school,
you want to see some art?Copy !req
2. I've already looked in the
mirror once today, so I am good.Copy !req
3. Is this a trick?Copy !req
4. We say "sure"
and then you moon us?Copy !req
5. No. You know that customer who
always doodles on his napkins?Copy !req
6. Look what he drew yesterday.Copy !req
7. Oh. It's
a fisherman.Copy !req
8. And he used the grease
stain as a lake.Copy !req
9. That's a good use of grease.Copy !req
10. You know what, maybe we should
put it up over here.Copy !req
11. Start a wall of customer
drawings, right?Copy !req
12. Huh. A wall of napkin art.
That's a good idea, Lin.Copy !req
13. It is a good idea, Mom.
But you know what isn't?Copy !req
14. Putting your coffee mug so close
to the edge of the counter.Copy !req
15. That's a piping hot
cup of ouch.
Thank you, Tina.Copy !req
16. Ugh, we get it.
You're a hall monitor.Copy !req
17. Leave your work
at school.Copy !req
18. Sorry. But all my hall
monitoring is gonna pay off.Copy !req
19. I think Mr. Frond
is about to promote meCopy !req
20. to the highest hall monitor rank
there is.Copy !req
21. It's called Hall Manatee.Copy !req
22. Hall Manatee? Why
is it called that?Copy !req
23. There are two schools of thought
about that.Copy !req
24. No, never mind. I
don't want to hear.
Okay.Copy !req
25. Hi, Ms. Selbo.
Signing in for
hall monitor duty?Copy !req
26. You know, there's a rumor
going aroundCopy !req
27. that you're up
for a big promotion.Copy !req
28. Oh, don't listen to rumors,
Ms. Selbo.Copy !req
29. Then what would I do?Copy !req
30. Just answer the phone
when it rings? Tina, come on.Copy !req
31. Here's your vest.
Good luck, Mana-Tina.Copy !req
32. What? You didn't hear it
from me.Copy !req
33. Hi, Tina. I-I went
ahead and signed you in.Copy !req
34. That was thoughtful, Rudy,
but it's against the rulesCopy !req
35. to forge a signature
on the sign-in sheet.Copy !req
36. Oh, yeah. The rules. I guess I
played it pretty fast and loose.Copy !req
37. Yeah, let's save fast and loose
for when you shake your caboose.Copy !req
38. Rules were made
to be followed.
Right, sorry.Copy !req
39. See, that's why you're
gonna be a Hall ManateeCopy !req
40. and I'm stuck
at Hall Minnow.Copy !req
41. Well, I'm also a Hall Minnow
'cause I'm bad at networking.Copy !req
42. Third period.
Lunch is 40 minutes away.Copy !req
43. Kids are hungry and cranky,
which means out in the hallwayCopy !req
44. anything can happen.
Got it.Copy !req
45. Oh, slow you didn't.Copy !req
46. Huh?
I'm saying you weren't
going slow in the hall.Copy !req
47. Slow you didn't? I should have
been more clear. Sorry.Copy !req
48. Full name and grade?
Danny Duszynski,
fifth.Copy !req
49. Duszynski.
Thank you, Danny.Copy !req
50. You stupid...
Whoa.Copy !req
51. What's that?
Bye. Thank you.Copy !req
52. You're welcome.
Whoa,
he used language.Copy !req
53. No, I think
he just said "thank you."Copy !req
54. Tina, can I just say it?
You inspire me.Copy !req
55. I know.Copy !req
56. Hold on. I recognize that
sound. It's butts on brass.Copy !req
57. Huh?
Follow me.Copy !req
58. I love gravity!
I'm glad I wore my fast pants!Copy !req
59. Hey, guys. You just
slid into detention.
Nice.Copy !req
60. I'm gonna need a full name
and grade from both of you.Copy !req
61. I get it. Good psych-out, Tina.Copy !req
62. You scared us straight.Copy !req
63. Uh, full name and grade.Copy !req
64. I can't tell you
my full name!Copy !req
65. You know Mom won't tell me
my middle name!Copy !req
66. Geez, Tina, what are you,
Narcy Narc and the Narcy Bunch?Copy !req
67. Fine. Louise and Gene Belcher.Copy !req
68. All right, off to class.
And I'll see you at home.Copy !req
69. What's Mom making tonight?
Anyone know?Copy !req
70. Good talk.
Wow, that was
cold-blooded.Copy !req
71. I guess when you're
a hall monitorCopy !req
72. you have to leave
your feelings in your locker.Copy !req
73. And lose the combination.
Yeah...Copy !req
74. MR.
Hall monitors on duty,
report immediatelyCopy !req
75. to Coach Blevins' office.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
76. Let's move.Copy !req
77. Let me go. Dang.Copy !req
78. Ugh, Zeke.
You called us, Mr. Frond?Copy !req
79. Ah, Tina.
My star hall monitor.Copy !req
80. And Regular Sized Rudy.
My fixer-upper hall monitor.Copy !req
81. I'll get there.
Anyway, I stepped away
from classCopy !req
82. to retrieve my shatterproof
sports goggles...
Suh-weet.Copy !req
83. Thanks. When I got to my office,Copy !req
84. I found Zeke in here
digging around.Copy !req
85. Trespassing
in a teacher's office.Copy !req
86. This is strike three
for you, Zeke.Copy !req
87. I'm afraid
that means automatic suspension.Copy !req
88. Uh, but I got a good reason.Copy !req
89. Save it. Tina, I need you
to escort ZekeCopy !req
90. to the principal's
office.Copy !req
91. I'd do it myself,
but I dropped my cell phoneCopy !req
92. in the toilet, and I need
to put it in rice immediately.Copy !req
93. Has anyone tried that?
Does it work?Copy !req
94. Ha! Mr. Frond's got
a smell phone.Copy !req
95. You're suspended.Copy !req
96. Tina, think
you can handle this?Copy !req
97. I don't think
you can handleCopy !req
98. how much I can handle this,
Mr. Frond.Copy !req
99. Let's go, Zeke.Copy !req
100. I'll take it from here, Rudy.
You finish your rounds.Copy !req
101. Are you sure?
Zeke's trouble.Copy !req
102. It's a midday run.
I could do it in my sleep.Copy !req
103. Yeah, but I want to help.
I've never transported a perp.Copy !req
104. Yeah, we're good,
Rudy.
Oh. Oh, wow.Copy !req
105. Tina's giving Rudy some 'tude-y.Copy !req
106. Shut up, Zeke. I'm
sorry I said "shut up."Copy !req
107. You shut up.Copy !req
108. Look what Teddy did!
Funky pattern.Copy !req
109. I'm putting it up!Copy !req
110. Spirals, right?Copy !req
111. Welcome to my brain.Copy !req
112. Look at
mine, Linda.
Aw,Copy !req
113. it's a sun wearing sunglasses.Copy !req
114. Someone's feeling silly.Copy !req
115. Guilty!
Uh, here you go.
Here's mine.Copy !req
116. Ah. Ooh.
Yeah.Copy !req
117. What is it?
It's a face.Copy !req
118. I don't recognize it.
Well, it's no one
in particular.Copy !req
119. It's just a face.
Hmm. Could it be a foot?Copy !req
120. Oh, I see it now!
It's a beautiful face.Copy !req
121. So are you gonna put it
on the wall?Copy !req
122. What? Yeah. S-Sure.
Yeah, of cour...Copy !req
123. I'm gonna put it up. Wall.
Well, it doesn't seem
like you want to.Copy !req
124. Oh, here's a spot for it.
Right there. Uh.Copy !req
125. Wait. Y... Lin, you're putting
it behind the coffee machine.Copy !req
126. Am I?
Forget it. If...Copy !req
127. I-I don't want you
to put it upCopy !req
128. if you don't like it.
Okay.Copy !req
129. That was close.
We were gonna have to lookCopy !req
130. at that thing every time
they moved the coffee pot.Copy !req
131. Sorry, Teddy.
Sorry it's not a spiralCopy !req
132. or a sun
with sunglasses.Copy !req
133. Speaking of
spirals...
Whoa!Copy !req
134. Right?
Oh, I'm dizzy!
Another one's going up!Copy !req
135. Oh, my God.
Put it... put it
right there.Copy !req
136. Come on! The time
doesn't fit the crime.Copy !req
137. You got to
let me go!Copy !req
138. Enough, Zeke.
You're the oneCopy !req
139. who broke into
the gym teacher's office.Copy !req
140. Okay, listen,
I did it for my grandma.Copy !req
141. Sure you did.Copy !req
142. Well, can I at leastCopy !req
143. use the bathroom
before you turn me in?Copy !req
144. I don't think so.
Please!Copy !req
145. Have a heart, Tina! Good gosh.Copy !req
146. Okay. But make it quick.Copy !req
147. All right!
Thanks, T-Bird!Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. Zeke? Zeke, as your hall
monitor, I'm ordering you:Copy !req
150. Come out with your hands washed.Copy !req
151. That's odd.Copy !req
152. Anybody in here?
I'm coming in on 90% officialCopy !req
153. hall monitor business.
And 10% curiosity. Zeke?Copy !req
154. Answer me, Zeke. I know you're
in there. I can see your shoes.Copy !req
155. Huh. Where'd your legs go?Copy !req
156. What the... Oh, no.Copy !req
157. I lost Zeke.Copy !req
158. Aah! Tina.
Mr. Frond.Copy !req
159. How'd it go?
Did Zeke give you any trouble?Copy !req
160. Well, uh...
Of course he did.Copy !req
161. But I'm sure you
handled it, right?Copy !req
162. Tina?
Tina?Copy !req
163. God, that sound
makes me queasy, Tina.
It went great.Copy !req
164. I dropped him off
at the principal,
and the principal said,Copy !req
165. "Thank you, Tina."
Everything was fine.
Terrific.Copy !req
166. That's why you're the best.Copy !req
167. Stop it!Copy !req
168. Tina.Copy !req
169. Zeke.Copy !req
170. Zeke. Come out.Copy !req
171. Everyone's...
wrestling out here.Copy !req
172. I'm being wrestled.
Oh, hey, Tina.Copy !req
173. Ah!
Sorry to interrupt.
Everything okay with Zeke?Copy !req
174. Everything's fine.
What a weird thing to bring up.Copy !req
175. Come on.
It's Regular Sized Rudy.Copy !req
176. You can talk regular to me.
Everything is
great, Rudy!Copy !req
177. It's really, really,
really, really great!
Okay, but...Copy !req
178. it just seem...
Got to go. Everything's
great. See you soon.Copy !req
179. I can't believe it.
My hero's gone dirty.Copy !req
180. Stand down, feelings.
Stand down.Copy !req
181. Time for Rudy to clean up
this mess.Copy !req
182. It's almost lunchtime.Copy !req
183. Once these halls fill up with
people, I'll never find Zeke.Copy !req
184. I should call for backup.Copy !req
185. Why'd you pull us out
of class?Copy !req
186. Yeah, I was
learning stuff!Copy !req
187. You guys, I need your help.Copy !req
188. Oh, do you?
You busted us todayCopy !req
189. like we were just a couple
of butt-sliding strangers!Copy !req
190. Yeah! We all slid out of
the same place, sister!Copy !req
191. It was nothing personal.
Well, then nothing personal,Copy !req
192. but if you want our help,
it's gonna cost you big-time!Copy !req
193. Yeah!
Ok-Okay, um, I-I can give you
each a hall pass.Copy !req
194. Is that all?
Then we will pass on that offer.Copy !req
195. Wait!
What if I could give you...Copy !req
196. a permanent hall pass?Copy !req
197. A perma-pass? Is that real?Copy !req
198. Could it be? One hall pass
to rule them all.Copy !req
199. It exists, but only for kids
with serious medical conditions.Copy !req
200. Lucky!
So we help you get promoted...Copy !req
201. And these
halls are yours.
All right.Copy !req
202. You got our attention.
What's the job?Copy !req
203. I lost Zeke. I was supposed
to get him to the office,Copy !req
204. but he got away. I need you
to help me get him back.Copy !req
205. Is that all? Think, Tina.Copy !req
206. How do you find someone
who doesn't want to be found?Copy !req
207. You rough up
that someone's friend.Copy !req
208. Jimmy Jr.? Oh, I don't think
we need to ask him anythingCopy !req
209. about this.
Want to get Zeke?Copy !req
210. Then suck it up, T.Copy !req
211. J-Ju! Buddy!
What's going on, man?Copy !req
212. What do you want, Louise?Copy !req
213. What do I want?
I want to chat.Copy !req
214. Watch for
lunch ladies and Feds.Copy !req
215. All right, where is he?
Where is who?Copy !req
216. Your buddy Zeke.
He's hiding somewhere in school.Copy !req
217. I-I don't know anything
about it.Copy !req
218. Oh, no? Tell me something.
You're a dancer.Copy !req
219. How important is it for
a dancer to have toes?Copy !req
220. Uh, that didn't
hurt, Louise.
Why not?Copy !req
221. That was my whole body!Copy !req
222. I'm wearing thick socks?
Okay. Take your socks off.Copy !req
223. No.
Where's Zeke,
Jimmy Jr.?Copy !req
224. Whoa.
Yikes.
I told your sister, Tina,Copy !req
225. I don't know.
That's not good enough.Copy !req
226. Ew, Tina, this tray is gross!Copy !req
227. Too bad you chose chowder day
to lie to me.Copy !req
228. It's chowder day?Copy !req
229. Okay! I don't know for sure,Copy !req
230. but there's a place
Zeke goes sometimes.Copy !req
231. He calls it his hidey-hole.Copy !req
232. Where is it?
Stop it, Tina!Copy !req
233. The storage room!
Over by the science lab!Copy !req
234. Now take off your socks!Copy !req
235. Yeah, take off your socks!Copy !req
236. Okay!Copy !req
237. Oh, wait.Copy !req
238. Um, don't take off your socks.
Put them back on. Sorry.Copy !req
239. Yeah, it wouldn't
make much sense.
Wait, so put 'em back on or...Copy !req
240. Put it back on!Copy !req
241. Okay!Copy !req
242. Faster! Faster!Copy !req
243. It's not going on!Copy !req
244. Put them on! Now!Copy !req
245. They're all sweaty!Copy !req
246. Okay. A little
shading over here.Copy !req
247. Looks good. Uh,
Lin, take a look.Copy !req
248. I did another one.Copy !req
249. Mmm. Hmm.Copy !req
250. I went back to the
drawing board. Literally.Copy !req
251. And I... and I
drew somethingCopy !req
252. I know I could never
mess up— a burger.Copy !req
253. Yeah. It's good.Copy !req
254. Oh, my God. You are so bad
at pretending you like it.Copy !req
255. What are you talking about?
It's so good I want to eat it.Copy !req
256. Look, I just ate it.Copy !req
257. Okay, let's put it up.
We'll put it up.Copy !req
258. No, Lin, I-I don't want
a sympathy hang.Copy !req
259. Do you like it or not?Copy !req
260. Mike the Mailman!Copy !req
261. Get in here! Talk to us! Please.Copy !req
262. You know what, don't
use Mike as an excuseCopy !req
263. to change the
subject, Lin.Copy !req
264. What was the subject?
Your marriage?
What?Copy !req
265. Oh, doodle wall, huh?
Yeah! What do you think,
huh? Artsy.Copy !req
266. May I?
Boom. 3-D cube.Copy !req
267. Oh, my God, it's perfect!
Mmm. That's good.Copy !req
268. Yeah.
Oh, it's jumping out at me!Copy !req
269. Oh. Oh, it's going
on the wall.Copy !req
270. You know what the trick is?
Draw a square,Copy !req
271. draw another square,
connect 'em.Copy !req
272. See, you never know.
People could be a mailmanCopy !req
273. but they're also an artist.Copy !req
274. Why is everybody good
at this but me?Copy !req
275. Okay, someone's jealous.
I love it, Mike.Copy !req
276. Whoa. This is a good hidey-hole.Copy !req
277. What this room really
needs is a desk.Copy !req
278. Zeke? You in here?
You go low,
we'll go high.Copy !req
279. Zeke?
Look!Copy !req
280. You see him?Copy !req
281. No, it's a box of chalk nubs!Copy !req
282. Nub party!Copy !req
283. Zeke, I can hear you.Copy !req
284. There!
There he is!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
285. Get out, Tina!Copy !req
286. You have nowhere
left to crawl.Copy !req
287. I told you, I'm innocent!Copy !req
288. I don't care.Copy !req
289. All right, only one
thing left to do.Copy !req
290. Jump to freedom!Copy !req
291. I'm coming, Grandma!Copy !req
292. You still have
nowhere left to crawl.Copy !req
293. What is this?Copy !req
294. Chinese finger trap.
I got it as a party favor.Copy !req
295. But in America.
All right.Copy !req
296. Is there
a trick to it?Copy !req
297. Don't tell me.Copy !req
298. Okay, tell me.
No.Copy !req
299. Got your man, Tina.
And I'm eating
this chalk.Copy !req
300. We all did good.Copy !req
301. I'll take it from here, guys.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
302. What about our perma-passes?Copy !req
303. Those exist? Dang!Copy !req
304. I heard they tattoo 'em
on your neckCopy !req
305. and it hurts,
but it's worth it.
No, but they're laminated.Copy !req
306. Here. If anyone asks, you
have irritable bowel syndrome.Copy !req
307. All bowels are
irritable.Copy !req
308. Hey, ticket to ride.
I'm Louise.Copy !req
309. Let's roll.Copy !req
310. Let's go everywhere in
the world except class.Copy !req
311. It's almost like
the harder I pull,Copy !req
312. the tighter it gets.Copy !req
313. Aha! Found you!Copy !req
314. Rudy!
You lied to Mr. Frond!Copy !req
315. You said you
delivered Zeke.Copy !req
316. I am delivering
him. Now.Copy !req
317. Back off, Rudy.Copy !req
318. You were my hero.
Now look at you!Copy !req
319. Dang!
Zeke's coming with me.Copy !req
320. Easy, squirt.
Detach him, Tina.Copy !req
321. I'm bringing Zeke in,
and I'm reporting you
to Mr. Frond.Copy !req
322. You blew it, man.
No! I worked too hard
for this promotion.Copy !req
323. Hand over the Zeke!Copy !req
324. Lunch is over.
Hey, look, uh,Copy !req
325. a kid, uh, doing
something dangerousCopy !req
326. and breaking
a rule.
Oh, rules are... Oh.Copy !req
327. Hey, come back!Copy !req
328. What are you doing!Copy !req
329. The principal's office
is the other way.Copy !req
330. There's more than one way
to the principal's office.Copy !req
331. There are two ways.Copy !req
332. Here we go.Copy !req
333. This guy.
What?Copy !req
334. Hi. Uh, so, um,Copy !req
335. I need a quick
drawing lesson.Copy !req
336. Oh, you must mean the
Emergency Drawing Package.Copy !req
337. Yes. D-Do you have that?Copy !req
338. No! 'Cause there's
no such thing!Copy !req
339. Takes years of training
to be an artist.
Years!Copy !req
340. Look, you're
the only real artists I know.Copy !req
341. You're very talented.Copy !req
342. Well, actually,
Harold's not that good.Copy !req
343. I'm-I'm fair.
You're not, honey.Copy !req
344. I am!
You know you aren't.Copy !req
345. Okay.Copy !req
346. Look, I would
really appreciate itCopy !req
347. if you'd help me—
I'd be... honored.Copy !req
348. All right.
Stop groveling!Copy !req
349. We'll give you
a crash course.Copy !req
350. Really? Thank you.Copy !req
351. I'll set up
the studio.Copy !req
352. Harold, sell him
the supplies.Copy !req
353. All right. $30!Copy !req
354. For a pencil
and a pad of paper?Copy !req
355. You want to learn
to draw?
Pay the man!Copy !req
356. All right, all right,
all right.Copy !req
357. Come on, we just
need to get aroundCopy !req
358. to the front of the school.Copy !req
359. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
360. Why do you want to be
a hall monitor, anyway?Copy !req
361. It's just
telling on kids.Copy !req
362. It's not telling on kids.Copy !req
363. It's helping on kids.Copy !req
364. Well, you aren't
helping on me.Copy !req
365. It's your own fault.Copy !req
366. You've committed a series
of Mr. Wieners.Copy !req
367. That's what I call
misdemeanors.
Cool.Copy !req
368. Funny words make
the job fun.
Yeah.Copy !req
369. Listen, this is the truth.
I broke into Coach's officeCopy !req
370. so I could take
the mascot uniform.Copy !req
371. The Wagstaff Whaler? Why?Copy !req
372. I told you—
for my grandma.Copy !req
373. She's having surgery today,
and I just wantedCopy !req
374. to mascot around
for her before she
went under the knife.Copy !req
375. You expect me
to believe that?
Yeah.Copy !req
376. Grandma likes mascots.
She met my grandpaCopy !req
377. when they were
mascottin' in college.Copy !req
378. They looked into each other's
big dumb foam eyes,Copy !req
379. and that was it.Copy !req
380. Miss Labonz!
If she sees us,Copy !req
381. we'll be in
big trouble.Copy !req
382. What are you two kids
doing outside?Copy !req
383. Uh...Copy !req
384. What are you doing, Miss L?Copy !req
385. Smoking. Cool.Copy !req
386. Smoking is not cool, Zeke.Copy !req
387. Yes, it is.
N-No, it's not.Copy !req
388. Especially when teachers
do it. That's cool!Copy !req
389. It's like you're
teaching me to smoke.Copy !req
390. I love this stuff!
Don't... Stop
saying that, Zeke.Copy !req
391. We're like
best friends, man.Copy !req
392. No, we're not. No.
We're bonding
over cigarettes.Copy !req
393. That's pretty cool.
We are not bonding
over cigarettes!Copy !req
394. Sure we are.Copy !req
395. Hey, hey, let me get
one of those!Copy !req
396. I've been dying to try
one of them.Copy !req
397. You two get to class!
Come on,
throw one in my mouth.Copy !req
398. I'll see if I can catch it.
Stop. Stop talking to me.Copy !req
399. Took care of that.
Adults get really nervousCopy !req
400. when you ask them
for cigarettes.Copy !req
401. Quick thinking.
Thanks.
That's how you help a kid.Copy !req
402. Not by being a narc.Copy !req
403. Whoa. Okay,
what's happening, exactly?Copy !req
404. Life drawing.
If you can draw a nude figure,Copy !req
405. you can draw anything.Copy !req
406. Grab your charcoal,
Charlie!Copy !req
407. Lady's a-waitin'.
Okay, um,Copy !req
408. wha-what do I draw first?Copy !req
409. The gesture,
and then the essence,Copy !req
410. and then
the breasts.
I don't see you drawing!Copy !req
411. Sorry, I can't look up.Copy !req
412. Harold, be my eyes—
how's he doing?Copy !req
413. Bad.
Listen, I'm trying.Copy !req
414. I just can't breathe
right now.Copy !req
415. Oh, you don't like
what you see, huh?Copy !req
416. Oh, it's good.
No, it's fine.Copy !req
417. Get used to it—
it's the human form.Copy !req
418. It's the most beautiful thingCopy !req
419. you're ever gonna see
in your life.Copy !req
420. It's super yummy.Copy !req
421. Tell him!
I just wasn't expecting
the hair.Copy !req
422. If you don't
let me go, I'm gonna
chew my finger off!Copy !req
423. Zeke!
Come on! Grandma's gonna have
to leave for the hospital soon!Copy !req
424. Even if what you
were saying was true,Copy !req
425. you still should have asked
for the mascot suit.Copy !req
426. I did. I asked Coach B
if I could borrow the suitCopy !req
427. fair and square,
but he wouldn't let me.Copy !req
428. Probably thought
I was gonna poop in it.Copy !req
429. Just 'cause I used
to poop in stuff.Copy !req
430. Give it up, Zeke.
Almost there. Oh, Rudy.Copy !req
431. Tina, you leave me no choice.Copy !req
432. Mr. Frond...!
No!Copy !req
433. Zeke? You should be
in the principal's office.Copy !req
434. He was... um, 'cause
I took him, obviously.Copy !req
435. She never took him.
She never took him.Copy !req
436. Tina, is this true?Copy !req
437. Yes. How's your
cell phone doing?Copy !req
438. It's dead.
Oh, I heard
that rice thing,Copy !req
439. that that's supposed to...
I'm very disappointed
in you, Tina.Copy !req
440. Clearly you couldn't handle
this responsibility.Copy !req
441. Now, un-trap your fingers.
You say that
like it's easy.Copy !req
442. Oh...!Copy !req
443. Let's do it again!Copy !req
444. Hi, Ms. Selbo.
Hi, Tina.Copy !req
445. I heard a rumor
that you were disgraced.
What?Copy !req
446. Wagstaff front desk.Copy !req
447. You're calling
from where, ma'am?Copy !req
448. The Elegant Doily
Retirement Home?Copy !req
449. Oh, that's right
down the street.Copy !req
450. Sometimes your
wanderers come here.Copy !req
451. Well, I don't know
if your grandsonCopy !req
452. is still coming
to visit— who is he?Copy !req
453. Oh, Zeke. I'll see
if I can find him for you.Copy !req
454. Zeke was telling the truth.Copy !req
455. Perma-pass!
We can do anything we want
within limits!Copy !req
456. Hey, uh, guys, listen,
I owe you both an apology.Copy !req
457. Yeah.
My ambition got
the best of me.Copy !req
458. Uh-huh.Copy !req
459. I've let it turn me
into a bad hall monitorCopy !req
460. and an even worse sister.Copy !req
461. Yes, you did.Copy !req
462. I'm sorry.Copy !req
463. We forgive you.
Gene!Copy !req
464. Leave her hanging
for a second.Copy !req
465. Shove your apology!
Yeah!Copy !req
466. That's fair.
Okay, okay.
We forgive you.Copy !req
467. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
468. And there's one more thing.Copy !req
469. We need to help Zeke.Copy !req
470. Tina, I hate
to tell you this,Copy !req
471. but that's not Zeke.Copy !req
472. Okay, Zeke is in
the principal's officeCopy !req
473. being watched by
Ms. Schnur and Mr. Frond.Copy !req
474. The principal naps in his car
every day until 1:45.Copy !req
475. That gives us seven minutes
to spring Zeke.Copy !req
476. How are we gonna
get past Mr. Frond?Copy !req
477. Forget Frond— it's Ms. Schnur
you've got to worry about.Copy !req
478. She's short, but she's got
a seven-foot wingspan.Copy !req
479. It's okay.
I have an idea.Copy !req
480. I told you, my grandma's
about to go under...Copy !req
481. Oh, spare me
the grandma stuff.Copy !req
482. Grandma excuses are older
than grandmas themselves.Copy !req
483. Hey, Penny Marshall's outside!Copy !req
484. The Penny Marshall?Copy !req
485. Yeah. And she
said somethingCopy !req
486. about needing a
new best friend.Copy !req
487. That could be me!Copy !req
488. Ms. Schnur, Penny Marshall
is not outside.Copy !req
489. Mr. Frond, if she is out there
and I don't go out,Copy !req
490. I will never forgive myself!Copy !req
491. Out of my way!
Ms. Schnur, no!Copy !req
492. Zeke, run!Copy !req
493. Come here, get up.Copy !req
494. Uh, counsel me.
No, counsel me.Copy !req
495. Not now.
Counsel me!
Counsel me!Copy !req
496. I'm messed up!
I'm a big mess!Copy !req
497. Zeke.Copy !req
498. What's going on?Copy !req
499. Take it.
What?Copy !req
500. And go.
Damn, Tina.Copy !req
501. Now I got a story
to tell on our wedding day.Copy !req
502. You think that's not gonna
happen, but I'll get you, girl.Copy !req
503. I'm gonna get you.Copy !req
504. Okay, d-don't say
anything, just go.Copy !req
505. Zeke, come back here!Copy !req
506. Let him go, Mr. Frond.Copy !req
507. He's going to see his grandma
before she has surgery.Copy !req
508. His grandma?Copy !req
509. You naive little wide-eyed
candy-dandy fool.Copy !req
510. This is Zeke
we're talking about.Copy !req
511. Once, he faked lice.Copy !req
512. I think he used Sea-Monkeys.Copy !req
513. But I was in Ms. Selbo's office
when his grandma called.Copy !req
514. Anyone can get a friend to
pretend to be someone's grandma.Copy !req
515. There are services
that do that.Copy !req
516. Mr. Frond, we're
hall monitors.Copy !req
517. But people
aren't halls.Copy !req
518. Tell that to Darryl Hall.Copy !req
519. And Anthony Michael Hall.Copy !req
520. Arsenio Hall.Copy !req
521. Okay, a lot of
people are Halls.Copy !req
522. But what I'm saying is
people are complicated.Copy !req
523. Life is complicated.Copy !req
524. And sometimes
even liars tell the truth.Copy !req
525. I believe Zeke.Copy !req
526. You do, huh?Copy !req
527. Okay, I'll bet you he's lying.Copy !req
528. If I'm wrong,
you're not in trouble.Copy !req
529. And, what the heck,
I'll give you your promotion.Copy !req
530. Forget the promotion.Copy !req
531. If you're wrong,
Zeke's not suspended.Copy !req
532. Sure, I'll even throw in
some ice creamCopy !req
533. for Zeke's imaginary granny
after her imaginary surgery.Copy !req
534. And you have to marry
her for citizenship.Copy !req
535. What happens
if Tina loses?Copy !req
536. One month's detention.Copy !req
537. And you turn in
your vest.Copy !req
538. And your finger trap.Copy !req
539. But that's mine.
If I win, I want it.Copy !req
540. Cool bet, Tina.Copy !req
541. But Zeke does this kind
of thing a lot.Copy !req
542. And that's coming
from a girlCopy !req
543. who does this kind
of thing a lot.Copy !req
544. Yeah, think about it, T.Copy !req
545. You're on, Frond.Copy !req
546. Terrific.
To the nursing home!Copy !req
547. We're coming, too.Copy !req
548. Yeah!
Great!Copy !req
549. Come along.
W-wait,Copy !req
550. where's everybody going?Copy !req
551. We're going on a "splash
of cold hard truthCopy !req
552. in Tina's face"
field trip!Copy !req
553. I didn't get a
slip for that.Copy !req
554. Okay, here we are.Copy !req
555. Zeke's grandma?Copy !req
556. Is Zeke's
grandma here?Copy !req
557. Yes.Copy !req
558. Yep, that is definitely
Zeke's grandma.Copy !req
559. Huh?Copy !req
560. Oh, that's strange.Copy !req
561. There's Zeke's grandma,
but I don't see Zeke anywhere.Copy !req
562. Maybe that's because—Copy !req
563. Liars are liars,
and people are bad.Copy !req
564. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
I am right!Copy !req
565. Are you my surgeon?Copy !req
566. I can't believe
Zeke's not here.Copy !req
567. Sorry, Tina.Copy !req
568. I was kind of hoping
he would be here, too.Copy !req
569. Y'all
ready for this?Copy !req
570. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
571. You lose, Frond.Copy !req
572. You lose!Copy !req
573. Whalers in the front!Copy !req
574. Let me hear you grunt!Copy !req
575. That's my boy.Copy !req
576. Ice cream time!Copy !req
577. There's
an ice cream truckCopy !req
578. around here somewhere,
Mr. Frond.Copy !req
579. Better go find it.Copy !req
580. Okay, okay,
okay, I'm going.Copy !req
581. Walk, don't run.Copy !req
582. Nice!Copy !req
583. There you are.Copy !req
584. Where were you?
Did you go to the storeCopy !req
585. or something?
I did, in a way.Copy !req
586. And what I bought
was a new me.Copy !req
587. A me who can draw!Copy !req
588. Look at this, Lin.Copy !req
589. It's naked Edith!Copy !req
590. It's good.Copy !req
591. Kids, look— it's
naked Edith.Copy !req
592. Naked Edith!
Naked Edith!Copy !req
593. Saggy and
sophisticated.Copy !req
594. Just like it says
on her bumper sticker.Copy !req
595. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
596. Oh, oh, look what I'm doing.Copy !req
597. Right now.
Look, look where it's going.Copy !req
598. Really?
Yep.Copy !req
599. I made the wall.Copy !req
600. You made the
wall sexy.Copy !req
601. Look at all those nooks
and crannies.Copy !req
602. Yeah,
lotta-lotta folds.Copy !req
603. Whalers in the front!Copy !req
604. Let me hear you grunt!Copy !req
605. Whalers in the front!Copy !req
606. Let me hear you grunt!Copy !req