1. 55...
Distinguished gray.Copy !req
2. 56...
Undistinguished gray.Copy !req
3. Hey! Stop counting
my gray hairs.Copy !req
4. We would count Dad's,
but his hair is so fragile.Copy !req
5. No, it's not. Oh,
my God, a clump.Copy !req
6. Mom, can I use this bag to store
my Thundergirls uniform?Copy !req
7. Aw. I still can't believe
you quit the Thundergirls.Copy !req
8. Are you gonna put away
your thunder-wear?Copy !req
9. Congratulations on getting out
of that cult, Tina.Copy !req
10. I was just getting too old
for it, I guess.Copy !req
11. What do you mean
"too old"?
Dad, Tina's 13.Copy !req
12. In Thundergirl years,
that's, like, 40.Copy !req
13. Hey. 40 is the new 38.Copy !req
14. Yeah, and 38 is the new...Copy !req
15. Yeah.
Tina, what happened?Copy !req
16. There may have been
a culture clashCopy !req
17. between me
and the younger girls.Copy !req
18. I mean, I wouldn't say
I was a stick in the mud...Copy !req
19. Look, a stick in the mud!
In the old days,Copy !req
20. that's how a Thundergirl
made a sun dial.Copy !req
21. Oh, that's nice, Tina.
Did everyone see Tina's stick?Copy !req
22. Yes...Copy !req
23. Anyway, now that I have
an opening in my schedule,Copy !req
24. I can spend more time
with you guys.Copy !req
25. Okay, great. Gene, what do
we got going on this week?Copy !req
26. Uh, you've got a bath
night I can move around,Copy !req
27. but you've already
moved it twice.Copy !req
28. Let's cancel it.
Tina, you're in.Copy !req
29. Okay.
Well, I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
30. I'm calling Gretchen
at the salon.Copy !req
31. Say good-bye to the gray, kids.Copy !req
32. Fine. But I'm
keeping this one.Copy !req
33. Ow!
Oops, it's
a black one.Copy !req
34. I'll put it back.Copy !req
35. Ugh, Gretchen,
I'm so glad you got ridCopy !req
36. of those old-lady grays.
No more saltCopy !req
37. with this pepper.
You ready?Copy !req
38. Ready!
Ta-da!Copy !req
39. Oh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
40. Uh-oh.
Yeah, uh-oh!Copy !req
41. L-Little mistake.
You made me look like a zebra!Copy !req
42. Fix it! Please, fix it.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Don't panic, Lin.Copy !req
43. Fix it!
I know...
I know what I can do.Copy !req
44. Dye it back!
No.Copy !req
45. Dye it blonde.
What?Copy !req
46. Trust me. Everything
is better as a blonde.Copy !req
47. Everything looks better.
Everything tastes better.
Like what?Copy !req
48. Ketchup packets,
cough drops...
Ketchups?Copy !req
49. Come on. Do it, do it, do it, do
it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Oh...Copy !req
50. do it, do it, do it.
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
51. Yeah! Yeah!
What the hell?Copy !req
52. Can I get a menu, please?Copy !req
53. Whoa!
Oh, my God.Copy !req
54. Ah! It's middle-aged Mom Barbie!Copy !req
55. I like your hair.
It matches your teeth.Copy !req
56. Thank you, Tina.Copy !req
57. Sort of an extreme reactionCopy !req
58. to a few gray hairs,
don't you think?Copy !req
59. No.
I'm not having
more fun yet.Copy !req
60. Wait! Yes, I am!
You see?Copy !req
61. Gene gets it.
Bobby, you try.Copy !req
62. No, I don't think so.
Aw, come
on! Tina?Copy !req
63. Um, can I do it later after
the chemical smell wears off?Copy !req
64. Louise?Copy !req
65. Who said that?
Where's Mom?Copy !req
66. Tina?
Trash?Copy !req
67. No, it's Ginny.
From Thundergirls.Copy !req
68. Ginny? What are you doing
in our alley pretendingCopy !req
69. to be the trash?
I couldn't risk
anyone seeing me.Copy !req
70. I'm here becauseCopy !req
71. Troop 119 has... a... mole.Copy !req
72. I thought
Katie just had a beauty mark.Copy !req
73. No, a mole-mole.Copy !req
74. I think someone in our troop
has been spying on us.Copy !req
75. For our archrivals, Troop 257.Copy !req
76. Troop 257? They're
the toughest troop in town.Copy !req
77. I heard they hold hot dogs in
the fire with their bare hands.Copy !req
78. Yeah. I saw one of them
at the mall,Copy !req
79. and I hid in the middle
of a rack of clothes.Copy !req
80. But how could there be a mole
in Troop 119?Copy !req
81. We pinky-swore
we'd be friends forever.Copy !req
82. Except that one girl who didn't
have a pinky and moved away.Copy !req
83. She had a lot going on.Copy !req
84. Tina, I know
it sounds crazy,Copy !req
85. but it's the
only explanation.Copy !req
86. You know how every year
our cookie sales are pathetic?Copy !req
87. Yeah, that's our thing.
It's because of the mole.Copy !req
88. She's been giving away
our cookie leads to Troop 257.Copy !req
89. I wasn't 100% certain
until last week...Copy !req
90. I was at my new job.
Lot of cookie lovers there.Copy !req
91. I could smell it.Copy !req
92. I arranged for Troop 119
to comeCopy !req
93. to my office and sell cookies.Copy !req
94. It was gonna be a huge score.Copy !req
95. But when we showed up,Copy !req
96. guess who beat us to the punch.Copy !req
97. Troop 257?
Yes.Copy !req
98. I had to eat Troop 257's
cookies from my own break room.Copy !req
99. Well, you didn't have to.
You...Copy !req
100. I had to, Tina. I had to!Copy !req
101. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
102. I've talked to all
the girls in the troop,Copy !req
103. and I can't rule
out any of them.Copy !req
104. The mole could be anybody.Copy !req
105. Except you, Tina.Copy !req
106. Oh, good.
It can't be you because
you left the troopCopy !req
107. before the humiliating
office incident.Copy !req
108. That's why I need
you to rejoin.Copy !req
109. Talk to the girls.
Find the mole.Copy !req
110. Me? Rejoin?
But my wounds are still fresh.Copy !req
111. I mean, I don't actually have
wounds. And if I did,Copy !req
112. I would do first aid on them
because I have that patch.Copy !req
113. Tina, every year at the cookie
jamboree, I've had to explainCopy !req
114. why we have the
lowest sales of anyone.Copy !req
115. I'm not doing it
anymore. I'm not!Copy !req
116. Now, if I don't find the mole,
I'm just... I'm gonna...Copy !req
117. I'm gonna dissolve
the troop! Huh?
Dissolve Troop 119?Copy !req
118. No, you can't!
Well, I'm gonna do it!Copy !req
119. Fine, I'll help you find
your mole.Copy !req
120. Great. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
121. And remember, don't tell anyone
anything about this.Copy !req
122. Got it. This is between you,
me, and my journal.Copy !req
123. No. No journal.
I meant my secret journal.Copy !req
124. The one you don't know about.
You just told me about it.Copy !req
125. Okay. I'll just write it in
a letter and mail it to myselfCopy !req
126. and not open it.
No. Don't write it anywhere.Copy !req
127. Okay. Cool, cool,
cool, cool. Cool.Copy !req
128. We're back in, original copy
of the Thundergirls handbookCopy !req
129. that the other girls think
is old and outdated,Copy !req
130. like me. High five.
Hey, Tina.Copy !req
131. We're gonna go find shells
and make me a shell bikini.Copy !req
132. Want to come?
Whoa!Copy !req
133. What's with the
Thundergirls uniform?Copy !req
134. I decided to rejoin
the Thundergirls.
What? No, Tina.Copy !req
135. You just got out.
Now you're going back in?Copy !req
136. You're like the Brett
Favre of Thundergirls.Copy !req
137. I couldn't stay away. I mean,
it's not for any weird reason.Copy !req
138. It's not like there's a mole
in our troopCopy !req
139. and I'm going undercover
to catch her or anything.Copy !req
140. Wait, wait, wait. Your troop has
a mole? A thunder-mole?Copy !req
141. What? Where'd you get that idea?Copy !req
142. Is she giving away your cookie
secrets or something?Copy !req
143. That's my stage name,
Cookie Secrets.Copy !req
144. Actually, yes. To Troop 257.
But you didn't hear it from me.Copy !req
145. Tina, you're the worst person to
go undercover to catch a mole.Copy !req
146. You just spilled your
whole story to us.Copy !req
147. You guys were
all over me about it!Copy !req
148. All right, here's
what you got to do.Copy !req
149. You got to go in there
and rattle some cages.Copy !req
150. Grab those Thundergirls and
shake 'em till you shake outCopy !req
151. a confession!
It's me! It's me!
I'm the mole!Copy !req
152. No, Louise. I have to go
about this delicately.Copy !req
153. I have to make the mole
feel safe so she comes to me.Copy !req
154. Ugh, Tina,
you so need me on this.Copy !req
155. Do what I say
and say what I say,Copy !req
156. and we'll have this case cracked
by dinnertime.Copy !req
157. Louise, it's Thundergirls stuff.
You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
158. I can handle this on my own.
You don't need to get involved.Copy !req
159. Tina, please.
I'm not gonna get involved.Copy !req
160. It's not like I'm gonna go out
right nowCopy !req
161. and buy a Thundergirls uniformCopy !req
162. and then show up
at your meeting later.Copy !req
163. I mean, come on.
Okay, good.Copy !req
164. Hey! I was thinking you guys
could start calling me Blom.Copy !req
165. Because I'm blonde and
I'm your mom. Get it?Copy !req
166. Mom, we're busy in here.Copy !req
167. Hey, don't talk
to Blom like that.Copy !req
168. Thank you, Gene.Copy !req
169. Okay, Tina. You're back.Copy !req
170. I mean, you're not back.
You're here to find the mole.Copy !req
171. I mean, maybe sing some songs
and make some s'mores.Copy !req
172. But mostly to find the mole.Copy !req
173. Hey, good to see the braid
trains are still running.Copy !req
174. Tina, come on in.
Look who's back, everyone.Copy !req
175. Hey, guys. It's your cool,
young, hip friend Tina.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
176. You can take my place
on the braid train.Copy !req
177. I have
to get snack ready.Copy !req
178. I hope you all like chips
with guaca-mole.Copy !req
179. Ginny, did you know that
the last chip in the bowlCopy !req
180. is 93% skin cells?Copy !req
181. Ugh, yes, Jodi.Copy !req
182. This is nice. Oh, hey,
should we play a gameCopy !req
183. where we tell each other
our deepest, darkest secrets?Copy !req
184. Just kidding. I mean,
unless you want to.Copy !req
185. Room for one moreCopy !req
186. on that Thundertrain?
Huh?Copy !req
187. Oh. Hi.Copy !req
188. Are you...Copy !req
189. Nobody told me...Copy !req
190. I-I don't have any...Copy !req
191. Paperwork? Don't
worry about it, honey.Copy !req
192. My lawyer's
sending it over.Copy !req
193. Meet your newest, greenest,
preteenest Thundergirl, me.Copy !req
194. No! I mean, welcome.Copy !req
195. Thank you.Copy !req
196. Louise, I can't believe you
joined my Thundergirls troop.Copy !req
197. I told you I had everything
under control.Copy !req
198. Also, your sash is
a disaster.Copy !req
199. That was driving me crazy.
Tina,Copy !req
200. forget about the stupid sash.
We've got a mole to catch, girl!Copy !req
201. You and I
are the mole patrol.Copy !req
202. Come on! Do it!Copy !req
203. Beep, beep.
No, l... Look
at my mouth.Copy !req
204. Let's just get down
to business.Copy !req
205. All right,
here's what we know:Copy !req
206. Troop 119 has a mole
who is giving away secretsCopy !req
207. to Troop 257.
Mm.Copy !req
208. So, which one of you is
sabotaging our cookie sales?Copy !req
209. Katie. She's in honors math.
Or...Copy !req
210. she's an evil genius.
Ooh.Copy !req
211. Julie. She's kind of
a motormouth.Copy !req
212. Is she yapping
about troop secrets?Copy !req
213. Hmm?Copy !req
214. Rena. She's a little
on the short side.Copy !req
215. But maybe she's telling
tall tales.Copy !req
216. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
217. Jodi. She wears rubber glovesCopy !req
218. because she's
a major germophobe.Copy !req
219. Or so she won't leave
any fingerprints behind.Copy !req
220. And finallyCopy !req
221. there's Molly.
She's double-jointed.Copy !req
222. Or a double-crosser.Copy !req
223. Any one of them
could be the mole.Copy !req
224. But who?
Look
at this suspicious character.Copy !req
225. Gene...
Just let me
into your world!Copy !req
226. Fine. You... go through
everyone's trash, okay?Copy !req
227. Dig around.
Look for...
Half-eaten sandwiches?Copy !req
228. No, clues!
They're not
mutually exclusive!Copy !req
229. So we all agree,
a surgical mole removalCopy !req
230. and no one gets hurt.
Right, Louise?Copy !req
231. Yeah, we all agree.
But what if I just did this?Copy !req
232. Ah!
Ah!
And now we shoot them.Copy !req
233. Just kidding. I kind of thought
that'd be more fun.Copy !req
234. Let's go trip Dad.Copy !req
235. Here are your
buns, Mr. Belcher.
Why are you calling meCopy !req
236. Mr. Belcher?
Don't say 'cause I'm your boss
'Cause you're my bossCopy !req
237. and you're my sexy assistant.
and I'm your
sexy assistant.Copy !req
238. Yes. I'm gonna take
off all my clothesCopy !req
239. and wait for you
in the walk-in.Copy !req
240. I don't think
that's a good idea to...Copy !req
241. Ow! That hit my eye.Copy !req
242. Yes, it did.
It really hurts.Copy !req
243. Let me look at
it, you big baby.Copy !req
244. Oh! I'm the
blonde nurse!
No. No, no.Copy !req
245. It's World War II.
You got shot in the eye.
No.Copy !req
246. The chemistry between
us is smoldering.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
247. Let me see it.
This...
The fantasy doesn't work.Copy !req
248. Why?
I-I feel like if I got shot
in the eye,Copy !req
249. I would want you to help my eye.
And my brain.Copy !req
250. Well, I don't know.
I'm not a freaking
doctor. I'm a nurse, Bob.Copy !req
251. Well, can you get a doctor?
'Cause I need a doctor.
Oh, wait.Copy !req
252. Uh, I'm a doctor.
No. Not...Copy !req
253. Uh, let me look at
that over here.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
254. How are your bracelets
coming along, girls?Copy !req
255. Fine.
Good.
Fine.Copy !req
256. I'm giving my bracelet
to my new baby sister.Copy !req
257. She's so cute and she
has almost no jewelry.Copy !req
258. I'm giving mine to Katie.
I'm giving
mine to Julie.Copy !req
259. Jinx!
Jinx!Copy !req
260. Okay, time to put
the plan into action.Copy !req
261. Phase one: get
them to trust me.Copy !req
262. That's a pretty bracelet,
Julie.
Thanks!Copy !req
263. Okay, phase one complete.
Phase two: turn everyoneCopy !req
264. against each other until
the mole is flushed out.
Wait, what?Copy !req
265. Katie told me she thinks
your bracelet's ugly.Copy !req
266. Huh?Copy !req
267. Oh, no.
Oh, yes.Copy !req
268. Okay, I found
some pretty cool stuff,Copy !req
269. and I've organized
everyone's trash into piles.Copy !req
270. Whose trash
is that?
Jodi's.Copy !req
271. Hmm.
Interesting.
It's all interesting.Copy !req
272. Each pile tells a story.Copy !req
273. For example, last night,
Rena had chicken. The end.Copy !req
274. Louise! Everyone in
Troop 119 hates each other.Copy !req
275. This is exactly what
I was worried about.Copy !req
276. I believe what
you're trying to say is,Copy !req
277. "Thank you.
Thank you, Louise,Copy !req
278. for helping me
smoke out the mole."Copy !req
279. Louise, you're going
to destroy the troop!Copy !req
280. Why do you care so much
about the troop, anyway?Copy !req
281. They rejected you, remember?Copy !req
282. Troop 119 shaped me
into the woman I am.Copy !req
283. I thought
your underwear did that.Copy !req
284. Tina, we tried
things your way.
No, we didn't.Copy !req
285. I did in my head,
and it didn't work.Copy !req
286. You'll thank me later
when we remove the mole.Copy !req
287. Changing subject. Be honest,
do I look like a Jessica?Copy !req
288. This is nice.Copy !req
289. Wait. Where's Louise?
And where's Jodi?Copy !req
290. Katie, will you
watch my lanyard?
I'll be right back.Copy !req
291. Let's mess with her lanyard.Copy !req
292. I know you know something.Copy !req
293. Tell me, or the glasses
get a swirly!Copy !req
294. I don't know what
you're talking about!Copy !req
295. And I can't see
what you're doing!Copy !req
296. I'm holding your glasses
over the toilet!Copy !req
297. Louise! Sorry, Jodi. Let me
get your glasses back for you.Copy !req
298. Wait, now what
are you doing?Copy !req
299. Just that thing where
I breathe on the lensesCopy !req
300. and wipe them off
with my shirt.Copy !req
301. I was just about
to break her!Copy !req
302. You're causing too much trouble!Copy !req
303. At least I'm doing something.Copy !req
304. While you're making lanyards,
whatever those are,Copy !req
305. I'm the one
doing the dirty work.Copy !req
306. No more dirty work, Louise.
I think...Copy !req
307. I think you
should leave the troop.Copy !req
308. Wha... What about
mole patrol?Copy !req
309. I'm shutting it down.Copy !req
310. Wee-ooh-wee-ooh.Copy !req
311. That was the sound of
the siren shutting down.Copy !req
312. Okay, fine, I will leave.Copy !req
313. That's a great idea!Copy !req
314. Oh, it is?
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
315. So no hard feelings?
Nope!Copy !req
316. All right, everyone,Copy !req
317. let's make
milk carton bird feeders.Copy !req
318. One last milk carton
bird feeder for the road?Copy !req
319. Good-bye.Copy !req
320. Bye. See you at home.Copy !req
321. Which one of you
lucky mamajammasCopy !req
322. wears a size 14 boot
and isn't all hung upCopy !req
323. about having one
for each foot?Copy !req
324. Ugh. Gene, what
are you wearing?Copy !req
325. Trash fashion.
I call it trashion.Copy !req
326. We should probably get
you a tetanus shot.Copy !req
327. Belcher residence.Copy !req
328. Tina, can you tell Mom and DadCopy !req
329. I'll be late for dinner?
My meeting's running long.Copy !req
330. I hope Mom
doesn't get too upset.Copy !req
331. Oh, okay.
Wait, what meeting?Copy !req
332. Oh, just a troop meeting.
You know how it goes.Copy !req
333. Got it. Oh, yeah, yeah.
What troop?Copy !req
334. Troop 257, Tina.Copy !req
335. You joined Troop 257?Copy !req
336. No, Louise, you can't do that.Copy !req
337. They're the enemy troop.Copy !req
338. Too late.
Got to go. Bye-bye!Copy !req
339. Hello? Louise?Copy !req
340. Let's get to know
our newest member.Copy !req
341. Troop 2-5-7!
Whoo!Copy !req
342. You guys are the
fun-dergirls over
here, am I right?Copy !req
343. Good start,
good start.Copy !req
344. New girl,Copy !req
345. I didn't catch
your name.Copy !req
346. Alanis.
Where'd you sayCopy !req
347. you moved from again?
New York, New York.Copy !req
348. Oh, my cousin...
Not the one in New York.Copy !req
349. New York, New York,
Michigan.
Oh.Copy !req
350. Hey, so what are we
doing, making bracelets?Copy !req
351. Bracelets?Copy !req
352. Girls, why don't you do
some wood carving today?Copy !req
353. Okay! What
are we whittling?Copy !req
354. Well, you could whittle
a bear or a heart...Copy !req
355. We're whittling knives!Copy !req
356. You girls and your knives!Copy !req
357. Hey, guys, sorry— I had
to stay late at school.Copy !req
358. We had a bullying
lesson. From me.Copy !req
359. 2-5-7!Copy !req
360. What the hell was that?
Our handshake.Copy !req
361. Love it or lick it, snurb.Copy !req
362. Hey, I love it
already, snurb.Copy !req
363. No, it's like this.Copy !req
364. 2-5-7!Copy !req
365. Aah! That's awesome!
Do it again!Copy !req
366. All right.
Rock and roll.Copy !req
367. Oh, girls.Copy !req
368. 2-5-7!Copy !req
369. How's it going?Copy !req
370. Any leads yet?
I did some researchCopy !req
371. on good places to
go on our retreat.Copy !req
372. I thought we could all
spend some time together,Copy !req
373. talk, create a
safe environment.Copy !req
374. We don't have time
to create a safe environment!Copy !req
375. Ginny, I couldn't help
but notice it smells
kind of moldy in here.Copy !req
376. And so I have a couple names
of really good mold people...Copy !req
377. Oh! Not now, Jodi!Copy !req
378. I'll just... I'll leave
the list over here.Copy !req
379. I brought you back in here
to do a job.Copy !req
380. My duct tape wallet
got stuck in my hair.Copy !req
381. Well, then cut your hair, Rena!
Okay.Copy !req
382. The cookie deadline
is next week.Copy !req
383. If we don't catch the mole
before then,Copy !req
384. this troop is done!Copy !req
385. Uh...Copy !req
386. what do I do, what do I do?Copy !req
387. I'm sorry, Thundergirls,
I've let you down.Copy !req
388. Maybe Louise was right—
I don't have what it takes.Copy !req
389. I'm just a washed-up
old Thunderhag!Copy !req
390. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
391. Lin, you've
messed up this order.
Blonde?Copy !req
392. That's the third time today
you've got an order wrong,Copy !req
393. and we've only had
three customers.
Blonde?Copy !req
394. Yeah, and I found
a bunch of cheese slices
in the cash register.Copy !req
395. Oh. Uh-oh. I think being
blonde is making me dumb.Copy !req
396. Uh, no, it's that you
haven't paid attentionCopy !req
397. to anything else
but your hair
since you dyed it.Copy !req
398. No, really, I feel
kind of dumb.Copy !req
399. Well, you are
kind of dumb.
Bob!Copy !req
400. I'm kidding.
I am kidding.Copy !req
401. You're very smart.
Oh, see?Copy !req
402. I don't get
kidding anymore.
Linda?Copy !req
403. Who's that brown-
haired beautyCopy !req
404. spinning around in
your restaurant?Copy !req
405. Who's that girl?
It's m... Whoa!Copy !req
406. Oh.
I really am dizzy, I really...Copy !req
407. Oh, boy.
Help me up, please.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
408. Gretchen, you're a brunette now?Copy !req
409. I'm like the Tina Fey
of my salon now.Copy !req
410. Everyone thinks I'm
so smart and funny.Copy !req
411. Really?
Yeah. So, how's it
going, James Blonde?Copy !req
412. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Uh, that's one
of my jokes.Copy !req
413. You might not get it
'cause you're blonde.
I do get it, Gretchen.Copy !req
414. I think.
Well, I'm off
to the libraryCopy !req
415. to pick up
smart guys.
Good-bye, Gretchen.Copy !req
416. Real quick, Bob, what do you
think of the hair? I changed it.Copy !req
417. I know. Yep.
Good-bye, Gretchen!Copy !req
418. You know what they say—
once you go brown. Bye!Copy !req
419. Louise.Copy !req
420. Tina.
Nice sash— except
for the numbers on it.Copy !req
421. Nice detective work— except
for not catching the mole.Copy !req
422. By the way, I'm heading
to a meeting right now.Copy !req
423. A huge cookie lead just came in.Copy !req
424. So I guess I got to go solve
this thing all by myself.Copy !req
425. Well, say hi to 257 for me.
But don't, because I hate them.Copy !req
426. I mean, "hate" is
a strong word, but...Copy !req
427. Okay, while you're
finishing that thought,Copy !req
428. I'm gonna go
catch the mole.Copy !req
429. Thundergirls forever!
Thundergirls forever.Copy !req
430. We're 2-5-7!Copy !req
431. Tell 'em!Copy !req
432. What do we do with cookies?Copy !req
433. Sell 'em!Copy !req
434. And what do we do
with seat belts?Copy !req
435. Shut up!
Okay, I'll-I'll just drive slow.Copy !req
436. Fingers in!Copy !req
437. 2-5-7!Copy !req
438. How'd we find out
about this cookie lead?Copy !req
439. Huh? I'm just curious.Copy !req
440. I mean, you guys seem
to have a lot of leads.Copy !req
441. We're here!Copy !req
442. Oh, no.Copy !req
443. You know this place?Copy !req
444. This place? Blech!Copy !req
445. Yeah, I got food poisoning here.Copy !req
446. Gross! You know what?
I can't even go in.Copy !req
447. I'm gonna, like, throw up.Copy !req
448. What are you talking
about, Alanis?Copy !req
449. You've got to help
carry cookies.Copy !req
450. Fine. Be right there.Copy !req
451. Just got to adjust my sash.Copy !req
452. Aw, it's... does anybody's sash
just choke you?Copy !req
453. No.Copy !req
454. Hi, Thundergirls.Copy !req
455. Are you the cookie buyer?Copy !req
456. No... yeah... no. What?Copy !req
457. You wanted to buy
500 boxes of cookies?Copy !req
458. Uh, no, we didn't.Copy !req
459. I'll take 'em.
Gene, no.Copy !req
460. Fine, 70.
No, not 70.Copy !req
461. Sign here.
450?Copy !req
462. Don't sign that.
Just sign it.
Louise?Copy !req
463. Why are you dressed
like a Thundermummy?Copy !req
464. Louise? Huh, you must have me
confused with someone else.Copy !req
465. I'm Alanis.Copy !req
466. What?
Louise, what's going on?Copy !req
467. Why do they think
we want cookies?Copy !req
468. Why do these people
keep calling you Louise?Copy !req
469. These people happen
to be her parents.Copy !req
470. Wait. Where's Tina?
What troop is this?Copy !req
471. 2-5-7!Copy !req
472. These people are her parents?Copy !req
473. What are they saying?Copy !req
474. Well, bye!Copy !req
475. Hey, look who it is.Copy !req
476. People that I just
don't even know,Copy !req
477. because I'm not
in that troop.Copy !req
478. Louise! Tina sent us
a 911 textCopy !req
479. to meet her here.
What's going on?Copy !req
480. That's what we'd like
to know, Alanis.Copy !req
481. What are you guys
doing here, 257?Copy !req
482. This is our turf.
Are we rumbling,
or what?Copy !req
483. Oh, my God!
Hold on, Larissa.Copy !req
484. Alanis is gonna tell us
what's going on.Copy !req
485. There's
a good explanation
for everythingCopy !req
486. that I'm gonna tell you
when I think of it outside.Copy !req
487. Oh! Geez!
I can explain
what's going on.Copy !req
488. I know who the mole is.Copy !req
489. You guys are making
banana nut fudge cookiesCopy !req
490. with macadamias now?Copy !req
491. Tina, what is going on?Copy !req
492. Why did I dye
my hair blonde?Copy !req
493. I don't understand
anything anymore!Copy !req
494. I said, I know who the mole is.
Allow me to explain.Copy !req
495. In the original edition
of the Thundergirls handbook,Copy !req
496. it says: "If you want
to trap a rabbit,Copy !req
497. you don't set one trap,
you set five."Copy !req
498. I gave all of you
a fake cookie lead,Copy !req
499. each one at a different
location on Ocean Avenue.Copy !req
500. Then I staked out Ocean Avenue,
knowing thatCopy !req
501. 257 would show up
to one of the fake leads.Copy !req
502. I brought enough food, supplies
and toilet paper for days.Copy !req
503. Luckily, they showed up before
I finished my first roll.Copy !req
504. Gotcha.Copy !req
505. That's when I texted everyoneCopy !req
506. to come meet me here.
Wow!Copy !req
507. That's impressive.Copy !req
508. Okay, I am still lost.Copy !req
509. So, who was it?
Let's just sayCopy !req
510. it rhymes with "Tina."Copy !req
511. It's you?
No, it's Rena.Copy !req
512. Rena!Copy !req
513. Is that true?Copy !req
514. I'm not a mole!
Tina, how do we knowCopy !req
515. you didn't tell Troop
257 to come here?Copy !req
516. This is your
family's restaurant.Copy !req
517. Uh... oh, yeah,
good point.Copy !req
518. Yeah!
Hold on a sec.
I found theseCopy !req
519. in Rena's trash!Copy !req
520. So? Those are my
old soccer cleats.Copy !req
521. Well, they fit me perfectly,
and I'm grateful to you!Copy !req
522. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
523. Tina's obviously trying
to frame me.Copy !req
524. Tina?
No! No, I'm not.
I'm not framing her.Copy !req
525. Wait, Rena.Copy !req
526. 2-5-7!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
527. Rena is the mole!Copy !req
528. I was right! I knew it!
I knew it was you!Copy !req
529. But you just
accused me on the
ride over here.Copy !req
530. Yeah, you accused me, too.
I knew
it was someone!Copy !req
531. The only thing
I couldn't figure outCopy !req
532. was why— why'd
you do it, Rena?Copy !req
533. My first year as a ThundergirlCopy !req
534. was in Troop 257—
best year of my life.Copy !req
535. We were in a vicious cookie
turf battle with Troop 119.Copy !req
536. Drastic measures
had to be taken.Copy !req
537. I was selected for a very
special assignment—Copy !req
538. to leave the troop I loveCopy !req
539. and pretend to love
the troop I hate.Copy !req
540. We thought you
were our friend!Copy !req
541. All these friendship bracelets,Copy !req
542. did they mean nothing?
You mean this arm garbage?Copy !req
543. Larissa.Copy !req
544. Geez. I thought TinaCopy !req
545. took this Thundergirl
stuff seriously.Copy !req
546. You guys are intense.
Yeah. You're like
Linda HamiltonCopy !req
547. when she does
all those angry pull-ups.Copy !req
548. Let's hear it
for Tina!Copy !req
549. Yay!Copy !req
550. Ugh! Come on.Copy !req
551. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
552. Oh, wait!
We want to buy your cookies!Copy !req
553. No!
Oh, right, right. No.Copy !req
554. With these glasses,
my garbage ensembleCopy !req
555. is complete.
It's good.Copy !req
556. I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,Copy !req
557. but I love it.
One man's trash
is Gene's next outfit.Copy !req
558. Pick me out something
next time you go.Copy !req
559. What do you like
to smell like?
Hmm, surprise me.Copy !req
560. Well, another great
Thundergirls meeting.Copy !req
561. Look— I got a "wise owl" patchCopy !req
562. for demonstrating the wisdom
of an older Thundergirl.Copy !req
563. Got to hand it
to you, T.Copy !req
564. You earned that patch—
you caught the moleCopy !req
565. and saved the troop.
I-I know—
I just said that.Copy !req
566. So you're sticking with
the Thundergirls, huh?Copy !req
567. I kind of hoped
you were doneCopy !req
568. with that extremely long
chapter of your life.Copy !req
569. Aw...Copy !req
570. the mole patrol's gonna missCopy !req
571. hanging out with each other.
No. I mean, maybe.Copy !req
572. You were a little jealous
of the Thundergirls.Copy !req
573. Taking your big sister away—
that's very insightful, Linda.Copy !req
574. I'm back! Ah! I feel
like I could read a book!Copy !req
575. Louise, you could always
come back to Troop 119.Copy !req
576. Nah. Thundergirls
is your bag,Copy !req
577. and if I had to, I would
probably join Troop 257.Copy !req
578. But if there's a murder
or a drug sting, call me.Copy !req
579. Well, I made this
friendship bracelet for you.Copy !req
580. Eh, you know, I'm not
really a jewelry person.Copy !req
581. You don't have to wear it.
No, I'm gonna
wear it forever.Copy !req
582. Back off.Copy !req
583. 2-5-7!Copy !req