1. Whoa. Those are the birds?Copy !req
2. W-why they making that noise?Copy !req
3. Hell if I know.Copy !req
4. They've been
screeching that wayCopy !req
5. for the last eight hours.Copy !req
6. Where are they from?
They cameCopy !req
7. from a horrible
crappy farm, okay?Copy !req
8. Just sign the form.
I want to get out of here.Copy !req
9. Those birds
give me the creeps.Copy !req
10. Come on, how bad can it be?Copy !req
11. They're just a bunchCopy !req
12. of cute little birdies.Copy !req
13. They're probably hungry.Copy !req
14. Yeah. Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
15. You want some pretzel?Copy !req
16. My hand!Copy !req
17. My hand!Copy !req
18. Not your beautiful hand!Copy !req
19. Whoa. Look out, everyone.Copy !req
20. Dangerous curves ahead.Copy !req
21. Ha-ha! Do you?Copy !req
22. Bob, do you?Copy !req
23. Yes. I like them.Copy !req
24. They're... fine.
I love them.Copy !req
25. Wait, wait.
Let me put my belt on.Copy !req
26. You sure you got
enough water, Mom?Copy !req
27. Hey, you got to stay hydrated.Copy !req
28. Plus, look how little they are!Copy !req
29. So tiny. Aw!Copy !req
30. Ooh, can't wait
to get out there.Copy !req
31. 500 live turkeys
running with us.
Mm.Copy !req
32. It's gonna be like the running
of the bulls but cute and safe!Copy !req
33. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. And we'll be on the
half-priced ridesCopy !req
35. having full-priced fun.Copy !req
36. Dad, are you still mad at usCopy !req
37. for going to the festival?Copy !req
38. Mad! No, I'm thrilled!Copy !req
39. Because you were kind of
mad the other day.Copy !req
40. What?
No, I was... I wasn't.Copy !req
41. Oh, right! 'Cause that's
what Thanksgiving is for,Copy !req
42. running around with a bunch
of birds and going on rides!Copy !req
43. Well, fine! Go!
But you know what?Copy !req
44. I'm not making dinner!Copy !req
45. He's taking this pretty well.Copy !req
46. No, you're crying!Copy !req
47. I just calmly said
that if you all goCopy !req
48. to Fischoeder's dumb
festival instead of spendingCopy !req
49. the day here, I will
not be making dinner.Copy !req
50. Day off for old Bob.Copy !req
51. No big deal.
No big deal!Copy !req
52. The turkey baster
is in the drawer,Copy !req
53. probably pretty happy
not to work, and so am I.Copy !req
54. All right, come on.
Don't want to be lateCopy !req
55. for the Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival and Turkey Trot.Copy !req
56. Fine! You all go have
a Turk-tacular time.Copy !req
57. So, we'll bring home
some Chinese food?Copy !req
58. Yup! Or whatever you wantCopy !req
59. for Thanks...
I mean, regular dinner.Copy !req
60. Okay, don't start a
brothel while we're gone.Copy !req
61. Just kidding, you can.Copy !req
62. And no making a fort
out of the couch cushions.Copy !req
63. Just kidding, you can.Copy !req
64. But don't turn
that fort into a brothel.Copy !req
65. Just kidding, you can.Copy !req
66. Oh, my God, just...Copy !req
67. I mean,
it's illegal, but...Copy !req
68. I know. Just leave.Copy !req
69. Nice stems!Copy !req
70. Thank you. I'm wearing hose
to compress my varicose veins.Copy !req
71. Teddy! I didn't know
you were gonna run.Copy !req
72. Oh, I'll probably walk.Copy !req
73. I just wanted
to see the turkeys.Copy !req
74. I worked on a turkey ranch
one summer, when I was 14.Copy !req
75. I learned a lot about life.Copy !req
76. And a lot about turkey feces.Copy !req
77. Sounds like
a magical summer, Teddy.Copy !req
78. Now let's hit the rides!Copy !req
79. We're not gonna get whiplash
just standing here!Copy !req
80. Good luck, Mom.Copy !req
81. Bob at home, cooking away?Copy !req
82. Nah. He's boycotting
Thanksgiving this year.Copy !req
83. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
84. But Bob loves Thanksgiving.Copy !req
85. I know. He's madCopy !req
86. that we all wanted
to come here instead of sittingCopy !req
87. around on the couch all day,
waiting for food.Copy !req
88. Poor Bob.
What a tragedy.Copy !req
89. Well, the real tragedy
is that I don't haveCopy !req
90. time to get nachos
before we start.Copy !req
91. You know what? Maybe I do.Copy !req
92. So, I say we start
on the Scramble PanCopy !req
93. and work our way back
through Violent MountainCopy !req
94. and then the Bruise Cruise.Copy !req
95. I wouldn't mind a trip
on the Tickle Boat.Copy !req
96. But, Gene,
they closed it, remember?Copy !req
97. That guy died.Copy !req
98. Oh, right.Copy !req
99. But what a way to go!
Yeah.Copy !req
100. Scramble Pan it is!Copy !req
101. This is... great?Copy !req
102. Not celebrating Thanksgiving
is kind of great.Copy !req
103. I like it. I'm alone.Copy !req
104. I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
105. I could sit in my not-usual spot
on the couch.Copy !req
106. I could even cross my legs,
and no one would make fun of me.Copy !req
107. Felix?
Yes?Copy !req
108. Have all the turkeys been fed?Copy !req
109. We aren't going
to have a repeatCopy !req
110. of the unfortunate
finger nibbling incident?Copy !req
111. No, Calvin.
The turkeys are fine.Copy !req
112. And the chickens.
And the ducks.Copy !req
113. And the geese.
"Geese"?Copy !req
114. You were supposed to get
500 turkeys, Felix!Copy !req
115. You had one thing to do!Copy !req
116. One!
I tried!Copy !req
117. Turkeys are scarce right now,
for some reason!Copy !req
118. Oh, I wonder why
that could be!Copy !req
119. Oh, I'm sorry
I let you down againCopy !req
120. by buying a bunch of
dangerous birds that...Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!Copy !req
122. The mic is on.Copy !req
123. Hi!
Oh, ho!Copy !req
124. I hope you all enjoyed
those Thanksgiving jokesCopy !req
125. we were just making.Copy !req
126. A little light
Thanksgiving humor.Copy !req
127. Oh, I love humor.
I do love to laugh!Copy !req
128. Now, on behalf of myself
and my brother Calvin,Copy !req
129. we'd like to welcome you
all to the first annualCopy !req
130. Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival!Copy !req
131. All right!Copy !req
132. Is everybody readyCopy !req
133. for some poultry in motion?Copy !req
134. Those birds don't sound right.Copy !req
135. Hey, Regular Sized Rudy.
I didn't knowCopy !req
136. you were a scramblin' man.Copy !req
137. I'm not usually,
but since my parentsCopy !req
138. are divorced,
I gotta have two dinners,Copy !req
139. so I'm trying to make myself
throw up breakfast.Copy !req
140. One time I had two dinnersCopy !req
141. because Ollie was
too sick to eat his.Copy !req
142. I had malaria!Copy !req
143. Let's quit yakkin'
and get crackin'!Copy !req
144. Mickey, come on,
let's do this!Copy !req
145. Set it to maximum!Copy !req
146. Okay, hold onto your heads
like thisCopy !req
147. so your necks won't break!Copy !req
148. And now, the beginning
of a new Thanksgiving traditionCopy !req
149. that's fun for the whole family.Copy !req
150. The Running of the Turkeys...
etcetera.Copy !req
151. On your mark... get set...Copy !req
152. go!Copy !req
153. Ow!Copy !req
154. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
155. Linda! Run! Run!Copy !req
156. Run!Copy !req
157. Oh. Oh...Copy !req
158. Pretty good, pretty good.Copy !req
159. I'll try right over left now.Copy !req
160. Mm, yup, yup.Copy !req
161. Also good.Copy !req
162. Oh, ah, no! Birds!
Birds! Birds! Birds!Copy !req
163. Excuse me! Excuse me!
Make way, make way!
Sorry. Hey...Copy !req
164. Coming through!
Here we go, pardon us.Copy !req
165. Oh!Copy !req
166. What...? What happened?Copy !req
167. Aah! I'm short and wiggly!Copy !req
168. Ooh!
I'm tall and wiggly.Copy !req
169. Oh, oh, it's a fun mirror.Copy !req
170. It's a fun mirror.Copy !req
171. Aah!Copy !req
172. Linda! Aah!Copy !req
173. Linda, it's me, Teddy!
From your town!Copy !req
174. Teddy?
Wha-What's going on, Teddy?Copy !req
175. How did I get in here?Copy !req
176. When the birds attacked,
most people got away,Copy !req
177. but you got knocked out by this
freaky one-eyed cyclops turkey.Copy !req
178. So I picked you up
and carried you here.Copy !req
179. Whoa! How long have I been out?
A lot's changed.Copy !req
180. We don't have to start
repopulating the Earth yet,Copy !req
181. but eventually we might
have to do just that.Copy !req
182. I don't know...
Teddy!Copy !req
183. How long have
I been in here?Copy !req
184. Five, maybe six minutes.
Oh.Copy !req
185. Oh, my God, the kids!Copy !req
186. Where are the kids?Copy !req
187. But I'm a vegan! Aah!Copy !req
188. Ugh! I can't believe
Mickey left us here!Copy !req
189. Those birds are
getting awfully close.Copy !req
190. I hope they don't have
tickets for this ride!Copy !req
191. We got to get off this thing.
Andy, Ollie, you seemCopy !req
192. like you're up
for a challenge of gettingCopy !req
193. off the ride
and shutting it down.Copy !req
194. We'll try anything.Copy !req
195. Yeah! I tried shrimp
at my aunt's house!Copy !req
196. Great. Go get 'em!Copy !req
197. Oh, what happened?Copy !req
198. We travelled through time!Copy !req
199. I guess I'll give it a whirl.Copy !req
200. Literally.Copy !req
201. whoa!Copy !req
202. Hey. Welcome back.Copy !req
203. We're gonna die
like we were born.Copy !req
204. Spinning around in an egg!Copy !req
205. That really
makes you think.Copy !req
206. This is great.Copy !req
207. Don't have to keepCopy !req
208. getting up to baste.Copy !req
209. Baste not, want not.Copy !req
210. You get it?Copy !req
211. Yes.Copy !req
212. I don't have to storm
the Baste-ille.Copy !req
213. Eh. Get it?Copy !req
214. Kind of.Copy !req
215. It was a prison in France.Copy !req
216. The Bastille, and I said
"Baste-ille."Copy !req
217. Oh.Copy !req
218. I'm here live at the wharfCopy !req
219. where today's Turkey TrotCopy !req
220. turned into turkey terror.Copy !req
221. What exactly happened
in there today?Copy !req
222. I assure you
it wasn't that bad, really.Copy !req
223. I mean, people overreacted,
that's all.Copy !req
224. Those birds went crazy, man!Copy !req
225. They tried to kill us!Copy !req
226. Hey!
That man is clearly insane.Copy !req
227. You saw his outfit!Copy !req
228. So, you closed the gates
to keep the birds in?Copy !req
229. That's right.
Their wings are clipped.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
230. That means
that they're contained.Copy !req
231. But what about the people?Copy !req
232. Was anyone left inside?Copy !req
233. No, that would be
a PR nightmare.Copy !req
234. Which we are not having today.Copy !req
235. No, thank you.Copy !req
236. No, today was nothing lessCopy !req
237. than a total success.Copy !req
238. There's your headline!
Yes.Copy !req
239. Write that down.Copy !req
240. We're on live television.Copy !req
241. Then make it into a graphic.Copy !req
242. A fun one that spins in.Copy !req
243. Total success!Copy !req
244. Yeah.
We'll get right on that.Copy !req
245. Okay. Well, that went well.Copy !req
246. Yes. I think it did, too.Copy !req
247. Should we go home for dinner?Copy !req
248. Yes, I am starving.
Yeah.Copy !req
249. Did everyone get out,
by the way?Copy !req
250. Uh... no. No, no.
Ooh.Copy !req
251. I mean, they were screaming
when I closed the gates,Copy !req
252. so I don't think so.Copy !req
253. But who's gonna
believe them, right?Copy !req
254. Oh, ooh, we're still recording!Copy !req
255. Oh, dear Lord!
Well, look at that.Copy !req
256. Yep.
Happened twice now.Copy !req
257. Oh... well.Copy !req
258. Look at 'em.Copy !req
259. Where'd they come from,
poultry prison?Copy !req
260. Yeah, this is bad.Copy !req
261. Their pecking order's
all messed up.Copy !req
262. What? "Pecking order"?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
263. Every turkey group
has one guyCopy !req
264. who can peck everyone,
then the guy below himCopy !req
265. who can peck everyone
except for the top guy,Copy !req
266. and so on until the sad sack
who can't peck anyone.Copy !req
267. Oh, that's terrible—
it's likeCopy !req
268. the ladies on The View.Copy !req
269. Yeah, with all these birdsCopy !req
270. and people mixed in,
they don't know what to do.Copy !req
271. They're pecking everything!
It's chaos!Copy !req
272. Well, we still got
to go find the kids.Copy !req
273. Let's just tiptoe
past them. Ready?Copy !req
274. Ready.Copy !req
275. Run!Copy !req
276. It's him— Cyclops!Copy !req
277. That's the one who
knocked you down earlier.Copy !req
278. Oh, God, he hates me!Copy !req
279. Oh, my God!Copy !req
280. I know what's happening!
What?Copy !req
281. We rejected Thanksgiving
and now it's attacking us!Copy !req
282. That's crazy, Lin— these
turkeys are just all mixed up.Copy !req
283. They were keeping them
with other birds.Copy !req
284. It's biology, not hocus pocus.Copy !req
285. Oh, I love that movie!Copy !req
286. Oh, how are we ever
gonna find the kids?Copy !req
287. MICKEY
They're on the Scramble Pan.Copy !req
288. Oh, my God!
The birds have learned to talk!Copy !req
289. No, no!Copy !req
290. It's me, Mickey.
Mickey? Mickey?Copy !req
291. The kids are on
the Scramble Pan?Copy !req
292. What? I-I can't hear you.Copy !req
293. I said the...
Turn on your microphone.Copy !req
294. What?
Here.Copy !req
295. Uh, da...Copy !req
296. My kids are on
the Scramble Pan?Copy !req
297. Yeah, I, uh, saw them.Copy !req
298. As I was leaving them there,Copy !req
299. and, uh, running
over here to hide.Copy !req
300. You abandoned my kids?Copy !req
301. Eh... sort of.Copy !req
302. But, uh, you know,
they're safer on the ride,Copy !req
303. so I kind of did the right
thing, if-if you think about it!Copy !req
304. Oh, man.Copy !req
305. You can only eat
an animal for so long.Copy !req
306. It's the turkeys time
to rule the Earth now.Copy !req
307. We had our chance
and we blew it.Copy !req
308. No, it's the pecking order!Copy !req
309. It's the spirit of Thanksgiving!Copy !req
310. That's crazy talk!
Don't call me crazy.Copy !req
311. That's not crazy talk.
Guys, guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
312. I didn't say you were crazy.
We got to stop fighting!Copy !req
313. We're turning on each other.Copy !req
314. This is exactly what they want!Copy !req
315. We gotta get
the kids, Mickey.Copy !req
316. You gotta come with us.Copy !req
317. We need your help
to turn off the ride.Copy !req
318. I would love to do that, Linda.Copy !req
319. But I'm actually
really comfortable here,Copy !req
320. hiding in these stuffed animals.Copy !req
321. I just feel safe
with these guys, I'm sorry.Copy !req
322. That looks nice.
Oh!Copy !req
323. That gives me an idea!Copy !req
324. Mickey, we're coming over!Copy !req
325. Hey, daytime whiskey.Copy !req
326. Want to meet my CD collection?Copy !req
327. I feel like you guys
would hit it off.Copy !req
328. Donna Summer?Copy !req
329. It's Summer time.Copy !req
330. Gene, Tina, Louise!Copy !req
331. Hey, wait,
is that Mom?Copy !req
332. Yes! She said
my name first!Copy !req
333. Mom! Help!Copy !req
334. All right, Mickey,
turn it off.
Can do.Copy !req
335. Oh, shoot— I threw
the key into the ocean.Copy !req
336. You what?
I didn't want the
birds to get it.Copy !req
337. We can't let this technology
fall into their hands.Copy !req
338. Is there another way
to turn it off?Copy !req
339. Wait! There's a drunk operator
override switch on the ride!Copy !req
340. What?
All the rides
in the park have them.Copy !req
341. In case the operator gets
drunk and goes on the ride,Copy !req
342. leaving no one
to turn it off.Copy !req
343. Oh, smart.Copy !req
344. Okay, here I go.Copy !req
345. Just like turning
off a bicycle.Copy !req
346. Oh, God, I'm gonna barf.Copy !req
347. Guys, I can do this.Copy !req
348. Oh, God.Copy !req
349. So dizzy.Copy !req
350. Oh, God, this is bad.Copy !req
351. Aah...Copy !req
352. So nauseous!Copy !req
353. Whoa...Copy !req
354. Seriously?Copy !req
355. We've been on this thing
for a freaking hour,Copy !req
356. and no one's barfed.
Gene even had a snack.Copy !req
357. Looks like it's up to Mama.Copy !req
358. Holy moly, this thing
cannot be safe for children.Copy !req
359. But you adults seem to be
doing really well with it!Copy !req
360. If only I had something to throw
at the switch.Copy !req
361. Oh, my God.Copy !req
362. My water babies.Copy !req
363. Good-bye, baby bottle.Copy !req
364. Little Karen.Copy !req
365. Okay, no problem.Copy !req
366. I-I got nine more.Copy !req
367. Okay, this is the last one.Copy !req
368. Little Timmy,
you were always my favorite.Copy !req
369. Please let
someone else do it.Copy !req
370. I can do it!Copy !req
371. Yay!
Nice!Copy !req
372. Way to go, Rudy!Copy !req
373. Rudy— one, asthma—
zer...Copy !req
374. Are you okay,
my babies?Copy !req
375. Yep, I'm probably
always gonna moveCopy !req
376. in little circles
like this, though.Copy !req
377. Uh-oh.Copy !req
378. Looks like we've
got company.Copy !req
379. Bad company.Copy !req
380. And not the band!Copy !req
381. Probably.Copy !req
382. Everyone relax,
we're here.Copy !req
383. Those birds are crazy—
look what one of themCopy !req
384. did to my nightstick.Copy !req
385. Please step aside.Copy !req
386. Let us take care
of this, all right?Copy !req
387. Who's in control?Copy !req
388. Animal Control!
Animal Control!Copy !req
389. Open 'em up!Copy !req
390. Oh, God, we're surrounded.Copy !req
391. Who wants
to be in charge of my epi-pen?Copy !req
392. I'm allergic to
geese and ducks!Copy !req
393. I will not invite you to my
duck-duck-goose party, then.Copy !req
394. Understood.Copy !req
395. Teddy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
396. I'm whooping
and hollering.Copy !req
397. This is how
I used to get the turkeysCopy !req
398. to follow me on the farm.Copy !req
399. Save yourselves.Copy !req
400. Honor my memory, Linda!Copy !req
401. Remember my name!
Teddy!Copy !req
402. Don't try
to stop me, Louise.Copy !req
403. I just remembered your name,
it's Teddy!Copy !req
404. Right.Copy !req
405. I'll never forget
his incredible legs.Copy !req
406. They looked
like hotdogs.Copy !req
407. We have to get
to the front gate.Copy !req
408. Help must be
there by now.Copy !req
409. Whew! Great dancing, Bob.Copy !req
410. Time to reward myself
with some beer.Copy !req
411. Oh, hello, uh, turkey baster.Copy !req
412. How-how-how are you?Copy !req
413. Good, good.Copy !req
414. Uh, yeah, good.Copy !req
415. I-I-I'm doing really good.Copy !req
416. Yeah.Copy !req
417. That's funny, I was just, uh...Copy !req
418. I was, I was...
just talking about you.Copy !req
419. Uh, well, uh...Copy !req
420. It was good to see you.Copy !req
421. I-I should get back to...Copy !req
422. Yeah, it was...Copy !req
423. It was nice to see you.Copy !req
424. You look great.Copy !req
425. What? I-I...Copy !req
426. I-I-I see you, okay?Copy !req
427. You-You've made your point.Copy !req
428. Fine.Copy !req
429. Is this what you want?Copy !req
430. A-Are you happy now?Copy !req
431. Yeah, yeah? That good?Copy !req
432. Do you want it to come out?Copy !req
433. You want to do this right now?
You want to do this right now?Copy !req
434. That's a cl... that's classic.Copy !req
435. That's classic you,
turkey baster!Copy !req
436. Classic you.Copy !req
437. Not fitting in the drawer.Copy !req
438. Deliberately not!Copy !req
439. That's great.Copy !req
440. Oh, come on.Copy !req
441. Don't look at me like that,
turkey baster.Copy !req
442. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
443. I... I didn't want this!Copy !req
444. You think I wanted this?Copy !req
445. But I didn't!Copy !req
446. I didn't.Copy !req
447. This isn't what I wanted.Copy !req
448. I-I never wanted
to be apart from you.Copy !req
449. It was all an act.Copy !req
450. It was... it was a lie.Copy !req
451. Oh, God.Copy !req
452. That's so much snot.Copy !req
453. You know what?Copy !req
454. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
455. You're right, turkey baster.Copy !req
456. I'm Bob.Copy !req
457. I make dinner.Copy !req
458. It's not too late.Copy !req
459. The grocery store's open
for another hour.Copy !req
460. We can still do this!Copy !req
461. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
462. Get up!Copy !req
463. Get... I can't get...
Oh, my God!Copy !req
464. I...Copy !req
465. Let's get up, drunk!Copy !req
466. I am dizzy!Copy !req
467. I'm really dizzy.Copy !req
468. Oh, my God.Copy !req
469. I gotta sit down.Copy !req
470. Give us... give us a minute.Copy !req
471. Please remain indoors.Copy !req
472. I repeat, there's been
a poultry-based disturbance.Copy !req
473. Please remain indoors.Copy !req
474. Poultry!Copy !req
475. Oh, come on!Copy !req
476. Everyone, get
behind there.Copy !req
477. There's no one here.Copy !req
478. No one came for us.Copy !req
479. No one even cared.Copy !req
480. We're all gonna die here.Copy !req
481. We're all gonna die.Copy !req
482. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thank you.Copy !req
483. Well, I've decided
to go join the birds.Copy !req
484. I eat lots of bread already,
and I'm tired of fighting.Copy !req
485. Good-bye.Copy !req
486. I'll miss you,
but I understand.Copy !req
487. What is that?Copy !req
488. I know that sound.Copy !req
489. Wait a minute...Copy !req
490. It can't be.Copy !req
491. It is.Copy !req
492. The old Tickle Boat.Copy !req
493. I hope you guys
aren't ticklish.Copy !req
494. Because of the boat...
Tickle Boat.Copy !req
495. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
496. I was thinking of that line
the whole way here.Copy !req
497. Pretty good, right?Copy !req
498. Pretty good.Copy !req
499. Hey, can we get in?Copy !req
500. We're coming, Bobby.Copy !req
501. "Went to store real quick.Copy !req
502. Love forever, Bob."Copy !req
503. That's a perfectly good note.Copy !req
504. That doesn't sound drunk at all.Copy !req
505. We're almost there.Copy !req
506. Hey, look— I'm giving
those birds the bird.Copy !req
507. Mom, Mom,
can we do it, too?Copy !req
508. Uh, yes.Copy !req
509. Just today,
'cause it's a holiday.Copy !req
510. Like this.Copy !req
511. Up, up, higher, higher.Copy !req
512. Whoa...Copy !req
513. Oh, I feel it.Copy !req
514. It's so insulting.Copy !req
515. Never do that again.Copy !req
516. This is fun, the two of us.Copy !req
517. We should go on more walks.Copy !req
518. Happy Thanksgiving...
friendly guy.Copy !req
519. Hey, careful.Copy !req
520. I think that guy was drunk.Copy !req
521. Hello?Copy !req
522. Huh, that's weird.Copy !req
523. Okay, just gotta grab
every single thing for dinner.Copy !req
524. That's no problem.Copy !req
525. Bye, Andy.
Bye, Ollie.Copy !req
526. Happy Thanksgiving.
Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
527. I'm thankful that you
saved Ollie's life.Copy !req
528. I'm thankful you
saved Andy's life.Copy !req
529. Now, get out of here!Copy !req
530. Bob? Bobby, we're home!Copy !req
531. We're sorry!Copy !req
532. We didn't mean
to leave you all aloneCopy !req
533. on such a big...
Dad?Copy !req
534. If you're hiding,
that's fun.Copy !req
535. He's not hiding.Copy !req
536. Aw, giblets.Copy !req
537. We're going to get Daddy
at the store.Copy !req
538. Rudy, honey, are you
sure you don't want usCopy !req
539. to drop you
off at home?Copy !req
540. I'm going with you.Copy !req
541. I kind of want to see
how this one ends.Copy !req
542. Oh, sweet Rudy.Copy !req
543. You probably won't
live to see the end.Copy !req
544. Oh.Copy !req
545. There you are.Copy !req
546. The one that almost got away.Copy !req
547. Hello.Copy !req
548. Oh, whoa.Copy !req
549. You're an actual turkey.Copy !req
550. That's standing there.Copy !req
551. And you have only one eye.Copy !req
552. Not that that's bad.Copy !req
553. He-he was like this
when I found him.Copy !req
554. 'Cause it's a grocery store.Copy !req
555. W-What are you doing here?Copy !req
556. Okay, everyone follow me.Copy !req
557. Dad!
Run! Run!Copy !req
558. Oh, my God,
it's Cyclops!Copy !req
559. What the hell
is happening?Copy !req
560. We didn't do Thanksgiving right,
and we didn't listen to you,Copy !req
561. and now Thanksgiving's
attacking us!Copy !req
562. That makes sense.
No, it's biological!Copy !req
563. No it's the beginning
of a turkey revolution, Bob.Copy !req
564. We got to pick sides.Copy !req
565. Ow! He pecked me!Copy !req
566. Holy crap, that hurts.Copy !req
567. Oh, God.Copy !req
568. It's the final "peckoning."Copy !req
569. Pecked!Copy !req
570. That's it— pecked.Copy !req
571. I think Teddy
was right!Copy !req
572. I was?
And I know what to do.Copy !req
573. You do?
Teddy was right?Copy !req
574. Ow! Lin, what
are you doing?Copy !req
575. I'm getting to the top
of the pecking order.Copy !req
576. Linda,
you're a genius.Copy !req
577. Right?
Ow!Copy !req
578. Damn it.
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
579. Ow.
Oh!Copy !req
580. Aah!Copy !req
581. Whoa, did that
actually work?Copy !req
582. Stand back, let's see.Copy !req
583. I'm the alpha turkey.Copy !req
584. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
585. Go stuff each other.Copy !req
586. To the Tickle Boat!Copy !req
587. Wait, the Tickle Boat
that killed that guy?Copy !req
588. Yeah.Copy !req
589. Let's go.
Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
590. Come on, go.
All right.Copy !req
591. Move, move, move,
out, out, go, go, go.Copy !req
592. Well, everyone,Copy !req
593. here's to us.Copy !req
594. We've been through
so much in the last...Copy !req
595. Wait, stop,
wait, wait.Copy !req
596. Uh-huh.
I want to say:Copy !req
597. Here is to Bob
on his favorite day.Copy !req
598. Bob! Yes!Copy !req
599. Bob...!Copy !req
600. Yay, great.
Yes!Copy !req
601. Thank you.
Yes!Copy !req
602. And here's to Linda,
queen of the turkeys.Copy !req
603. She really knows
how to peck people.Copy !req
604. Yay!
Aw...
Hear, hear.Copy !req
605. Queen of the Peckers.Copy !req
606. Aw...
Nice.Copy !req
607. And speaking of turkey—Copy !req
608. who wants some?Copy !req
609. Wait, no one wants turkey?Copy !req
610. Not so much.
I just don't think
it's appropriate.Copy !req
611. Probably never
ever again.Copy !req
612. I can still
smell 'em, Bob.Copy !req
613. They're inside
my mind nose.Copy !req
614. I'll make spaghetti.
Yeah!Copy !req
615. I can't have pasta,
but I'll eat a bowl of sauce.Copy !req
616. I'll make sauce.Copy !req
617. Fine, I'm putting on
Donna Summer, though.Copy !req
618. Who's Donna Summer?Copy !req
619. Oh, Rudy, you are
gonna love her.Copy !req
620. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
621. Well, Felix, should
we do the wishbone?Copy !req
622. Yes, I guess
we shou...Copy !req
623. What was that?
What was what?Copy !req
624. Come do the wishbone.
Come, come on.Copy !req
625. No, no, no.
I heard something outside.Copy !req
626. You didn't hear that?
What was that?Copy !req
627. Come... I wish you would
come do the wishbone.Copy !req
628. All right...Copy !req
629. I guess I win.Copy !req