1. Everybody, please!Copy !req
2. Everybody, let's
try to settle down.Copy !req
3. I mean, a rent hike?
Now? Come on!Copy !req
4. Fischoeder's out of
his freaking mind.Copy !req
5. What are we supposed to do,
jack up the price of yarn?Copy !req
6. There'll be
riots! Again!Copy !req
7. I'm starting to
think mr. FischoederCopy !req
8. Just became a landlord
for the money.Copy !req
9. Everyone, can I... Can I
have your attention?Copy !req
10. Silence!
Yeah,
tubby's talking!Copy !req
11. Mr. Fischoeder has
raised our rent before,Copy !req
12. But this new hike is
the biggest ever.Copy !req
13. None of us can
afford it.Copy !req
14. Except for me,
right, son?Copy !req
15. What?
Ah, never mind.Copy !req
16. What?
Never mind.Copy !req
17. I told mr. FischoederCopy !req
18. We were coming
to see him today,Copy !req
19. But what he
doesn't know isCopy !req
20. If he goes ahead
with this rent hike,Copy !req
21. We're gonna give
him a rent strike!Copy !req
22. Yeah! A what?Copy !req
23. A rent strike.Copy !req
24. It means if mr. Fischoeder
tries to raise the rent,Copy !req
25. We'll stop paying it.Copy !req
26. Oh, that might
make him mad, bobby.Copy !req
27. Yeah, landlords hate
stuff like that.Copy !req
28. Exactly. It's the
only leverage we haveCopy !req
29. Against a guy as
big as fischoeder.Copy !req
30. You sure you want to
be the ringleader on this, bob?Copy !req
31. You know, it could be better
to talk to him one-on-one.Copy !req
32. He's not our friend,
lin, he's our landlord.Copy !req
33. We have to show him
we mean business.Copy !req
34. Mmm, bobby business
over here.Copy !req
35. I like bobby business.Copy !req
36. Okay, bob, we're in.Copy !req
37. Yay, bobby, you're
going on a rent strike!Copy !req
38. Just like in rent.Copy !req
39. Uh, I don't think that's
what happens in rent.Copy !req
40. No, yeah,
that's what happens.Copy !req
41. Now you smile.Copy !req
42. now you smile.Copy !req
43. now you smile.Copy !req
44. now you smile.Copy !req
45. stop it, stop it.Copy !req
46. Did we really have
to bring our kids?Copy !req
47. Did you really
have to wear that tie?Copy !req
48. It's important
to show fischoederCopy !req
49. That we're not just doing this
for ourselves.Copy !req
50. Some of us have families.Copy !req
51. Aw, I love kids.Copy !req
52. Which is ironic, 'cause they're
not allowed in my store.Copy !req
53. I-I run a sex
shop, everybody.Copy !req
54. If we haven't
met, I'm sal.
Pervert.Copy !req
55. Hey, sal.
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
56. Uh, thanks for coming, sal.Copy !req
57. Remember, everybody,
stick to the script.Copy !req
58. Rent hike, rent strike.Copy !req
59. Oh, look!Copy !req
60. I thought I heard
the pitter-patterCopy !req
61. Of little tenant feet.Copy !req
62. Everyone, have a welcome mojito!Copy !req
63. Wow, mojitos.Copy !req
64. This is going
good, bobby.Copy !req
65. Mojito, bob?
Uh, not for me, thanks.Copy !req
66. Oh, nonsense.
It's mojito weather.Copy !req
67. I don't want a-a mojito.Copy !req
68. Linda, mojito?Copy !req
69. Sure!
Attagirl.Copy !req
70. Mr. Fischoeder, we've prepared
a few words for you.Copy !req
71. Just, um, give me a second.Copy !req
72. I'm gonna...
Put the mojito down.Copy !req
73. Oh, well, that's
a safe place to put it.Copy !req
74. the dictionary
defines "rent" as a...Copy !req
75. This is an old draft.Copy !req
76. Uh, let me just skip ahead.
Here we go.Copy !req
77. It was gandhi who said...Copy !req
78. Let me stop you right there,
bob— gandhi would want me to.Copy !req
79. You're here to tell me
that if I raise the rent,Copy !req
80. You'll have a rent strike.Copy !req
81. How did you know?Copy !req
82. Whenever tenants get togetherCopy !req
83. In these little clumps,
you come up with the same idea.Copy !req
84. Well, it's true—
if you raise the rent,Copy !req
85. We're, um, we're gonna strike.Copy !req
86. Right, everyone?Copy !req
87. Oh, but, bob,
and, uh, loyal, uh...Copy !req
88. Bob-ists? Bob-ites?Copy !req
89. Whatever you want
to call yourselves.Copy !req
90. I'm here to tell you
there's another way.Copy !req
91. Another way?
Yes. Carnies?Copy !req
92. I don't get it.
A water balloon fight!Copy !req
93. Excuse me?
I said a water balloon fight.Copy !req
94. It's how we settle
worker disputes on the wharf.Copy !req
95. Well, that and
freestyle rap battles.Copy !req
96. You may use the entire grounds
of my estate,Copy !req
97. From the garden I ignore
to the field in the backCopy !req
98. Where I dump the old rides.Copy !req
99. Uh, I don't think
that's gonna happen.Copy !req
100. If you get hit, you're out.Copy !req
101. And that means
your rent is going up.Copy !req
102. Listen, mr. Fi...
B-but for the lucky winnerCopy !req
103. Who manages to stay dry,
your rent gets cut in half.Copy !req
104. All right!Copy !req
105. I could use that
money— to buy things.Copy !req
106. Now, what do you say?Copy !req
107. n-no.Copy !req
108. We came here
to stand together, not...Copy !req
109. Hold on, now.Copy !req
110. If any member
of my family wins,Copy !req
111. My rent goes down?Copy !req
112. Yes. Children flank
their parents in battleCopy !req
113. Just like in the good old days.Copy !req
114. Oh, so people with kids
have an unfair advantage.Copy !req
115. Would you call that
an advantage?Copy !req
116. Giddyup!
I'm okay.Copy !req
117. Mr. Fischoeder, we're not doing
your water balloon fight.Copy !req
118. We're standing together. Right?Copy !req
119. Here's how we're
gonna do this.Copy !req
120. You grab as many
balloons as you can,Copy !req
121. Find cover, and at the
sound of my pistol,Copy !req
122. Start ballooning.Copy !req
123. Every man for himself! Go!Copy !req
124. Jimmy, what are you doing?Copy !req
125. I'm getting 50%
off my rent!Copy !req
126. Don't move, bob!Copy !req
127. Stay where I
can balloon ya!Copy !req
128. No. No, stand together.Copy !req
129. Rent hike means rent strike!Copy !req
130. Linda, wait. Guys!Copy !req
131. Teddy?
I'm with you, bobby.Copy !req
132. I'm just gonna get
a balloon real quick,Copy !req
133. 'cause everyone else
is getting balloons.Copy !req
134. Rent hike means rent...Copy !req
135. No...!Copy !req
136. Oh, but the gun says yes.Copy !req
137. Go, go, go! Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
138. Kids, stay away
from the water balloons!Copy !req
139. Oh, right, dad,
like you can just tell kids,Copy !req
140. "stay away from
the water balloons."Copy !req
141. Sorry, bob.Copy !req
142. Tenant clump un-clumped.Copy !req
143. Now it's every honky
for himself.Copy !req
144. Everyone, focus.Copy !req
145. Fischoeder is using this
to divide us.Copy !req
146. People, if we play his game,
there are many losersCopy !req
147. And only one winner.Copy !req
148. And that
winner's gonna be me!Copy !req
149. Reggie, no.Copy !req
150. Sorry, bob.Copy !req
151. I'm always the doormat,
but not this time.Copy !req
152. I'm gonna win this thing and...Copy !req
153. Ah, come on.Copy !req
154. Gotcha.Copy !req
155. That was for you, bob.Copy !req
156. Ah, geez.Copy !req
157. Am I out? I'm out.Copy !req
158. Good throw, zeke.Copy !req
159. Thanks, j-ju.Copy !req
160. So do we have
an alliance?Copy !req
161. Hell yeah.Copy !req
162. I'm the katniss to
your pita bread.Copy !req
163. Carnies, seize them!Copy !req
164. Wha...?
What are you...? Help!Copy !req
165. I'll never forget
you, bob!Copy !req
166. Where are they taking them?Copy !req
167. To the porch of losers.Copy !req
168. When you're hit, you go up on
the porch and watch the restCopy !req
169. Of the competition
and have snacks.Copy !req
170. Ooh, snacks.Copy !req
171. Snacks?Copy !req
172. Teddy!
Eh?Copy !req
173. What kind of snacks?Copy !req
174. Uh, cheese and french bread.Copy !req
175. Ooh.
Little shrunken pickles.Copy !req
176. You're missing out.Copy !req
177. Oh, my god, I'm so hungry.Copy !req
178. Dad, you got to take cover.Copy !req
179. You're a high-value target
in a low-value body.Copy !req
180. All right, gene and I
will form a strike teamCopy !req
181. And go soak
some suckers.Copy !req
182. This is one wet t-shirt
contest we don't want to win.Copy !req
183. No, kids,
you're not doing that.Copy !req
184. You guys stay close
while I talk to the tenantsCopy !req
185. And get them back together.Copy !req
186. And... They're gone.Copy !req
187. Don't worry, dad.Copy !req
188. You still have me and mom.Copy !req
189. We're like
the secret service, bob.Copy !req
190. We'll never leave
your side.Copy !req
191. I'm just gonna get a few
little shrunken pickles.Copy !req
192. Mom, no.
Oh, right,
right, right.Copy !req
193. People, you're
being dumb!Copy !req
194. I'm sorry to be harsh,
but it's tough love.Copy !req
195. "tough love," aka "love."Copy !req
196. Am I right?Copy !req
197. I'm with you, bob.Copy !req
198. This is madness.Copy !req
199. Yes, thank you, sal!Copy !req
200. We got to stay together,Copy !req
201. Like batteries and the things
I sell at my storeCopy !req
202. That need the batteries.Copy !req
203. Great, sal. Thanks.Copy !req
204. Fischoeder
Oh, bob's gettingCopy !req
205. His little club back together.Copy !req
206. Start with the porno guy,
that's what they always say.Copy !req
207. Where's that
coming from?Copy !req
208. By the way,
if you need more balloons,Copy !req
209. I've hidden buckets
around the garden.Copy !req
210. Let's just say
one of these trees bearsCopy !req
211. Big, wet, jiggly fruit.Copy !req
212. Uh, apple tree!Copy !req
213. Pineapple! Raisin tree!Copy !req
214. No guessing from
the porch of losers.Copy !req
215. Look, it's harold
and edith.Copy !req
216. Whoa, that tree house
is nicer than our house.Copy !req
217. That tree is nicer
than our house.Copy !req
218. Okay, you hit edith,
I'll hit harold,Copy !req
219. Then we'll climb up and see
how rich squirrels live.Copy !req
220. Ready?Copy !req
221. Hi-ya!Copy !req
222. Man, that old prune
can throw a balloon.Copy !req
223. There's more where
that came from, baby!Copy !req
224. Harold, defend
the perimeter!Copy !req
225. Huh? Wha...?
Oh, all right.Copy !req
226. Retreat! Retreat!Copy !req
227. Bob.
What?Copy !req
228. I got an idea.Copy !req
229. We can use my bra
as a balloon launcher.Copy !req
230. Linda, no, we're not
throwing balloons.Copy !req
231. Also, that idea
is not good.Copy !req
232. I think it's genius.Copy !req
233. It's not genius.
Sure, it is!Copy !req
234. A bazonga bazooka!
Ha!Copy !req
235. Listen, we got
to find a protected spotCopy !req
236. Where we can reason with
the tenants without getting hit.Copy !req
237. Dad, look.Copy !req
238. Oh! It looks like bob the ratCopy !req
239. Has found the hedge maze.Copy !req
240. Ugh, he's watching us.Copy !req
241. We're going somewhere else!
Not the hedge maze!Copy !req
242. Don't listen to him!
He's in the hedge maze!Copy !req
243. Watch your step, bob.
I have a suspicion our maidCopy !req
244. Has been tossing the garbage
in thereCopy !req
245. Instead of walking it
to the curb.Copy !req
246. You hear that? Inga?Copy !req
247. Tina
Jimmy jr. And zeke.Copy !req
248. You guys keep going.
I'll take care of these two.Copy !req
249. All right, but be careful, tina.Copy !req
250. I was born careful.Copy !req
251. Remember? You were there.Copy !req
252. Damn, j-ju.
We're out of balloonsCopy !req
253. In a balloon fight— worst time
to be out of balloons.Copy !req
254. Yeah. Where's that
balloon bucket?
Boys.Copy !req
255. Tina!
no balloons, huh?Copy !req
256. I have one.
But there are two of you. Hmm.Copy !req
257. Tina, girl, just let us go.Copy !req
258. Yeah, let us go!Copy !req
259. I could. Or I could throw
my balloon at you, zeke...Copy !req
260. And spend some time alone
with jimmy jr.Copy !req
261. In this romantic/creepy
hedge maze.Copy !req
262. That'd be okay, yeah.Copy !req
263. Hold up now, girl. Hold up!Copy !req
264. Uh, you, uh...
You know I like you, right?
What?Copy !req
265. I said I like
you. A lot.Copy !req
266. I'm up to my butt in
it, t-bird. Come on!Copy !req
267. Huh.
Hell, j-ju takes you
for granted.Copy !req
268. Zeke!
Sorry, j-ju, it's the truth.Copy !req
269. Tina, wh-what
are you doing?Copy !req
270. I was just about to ask you
on a romantic date!Copy !req
271. Bull feces!Copy !req
272. Okay, jimmy jr.,
if I agreed to go on a dateCopy !req
273. With you,
where would you take me?Copy !req
274. Um, to, uh... To...Copy !req
275. The drugstore.
Ugh.Copy !req
276. Zeke, can you do better
than the drugstore?Copy !req
277. Do what?
Do better than the drugstore!Copy !req
278. Uh, tacos, then to the
touch tank at the aquarium.Copy !req
279. Check out the octopuses.
Get tacos again.Copy !req
280. Maybe wash it down with
some-something to drink.Copy !req
281. All sorts of
good stuff, girl.Copy !req
282. Jimmy jr.? Your move.Copy !req
283. Uh... I-I...Copy !req
284. Just so you guys know,
I'm not enjoying this.Copy !req
285. It's very stressful.
But let's keep going.Copy !req
286. We're out in the open, kids.
Ready to shield daddy?Copy !req
287. Front shield!
Back shield!Copy !req
288. Great. Great.
I, uh... I love you.Copy !req
289. Yay!
Yay!
Shh!Copy !req
290. Listen, I don't know
if anyone can hear me,Copy !req
291. But we can still
turn this around.Copy !req
292. We just have to stop
fighting each other.Copy !req
293. Jimmy Me, me, me,
me, me, me, fighting each other.Copy !req
294. ugh. Jimmy.Copy !req
295. Hey, uh, sorry this isn't
working out for you, pal.Copy !req
296. Yeah, well, it could
still work out, jimmy.Copy !req
297. I convinced sal
to stop playing.Copy !req
298. Oh, sal,
you in there?
Yeah.Copy !req
299. Well, wait, uh, you don't want
to win half off your rent?Copy !req
300. Don't listen
to him, sal.Copy !req
301. Guys in your line of work
are hurting.Copy !req
302. Are we ever. Damn internet.Copy !req
303. Nowadays, people only
come into a sex shopCopy !req
304. If you give 'em
a "boutique experience."Copy !req
305. Pshh.
Jazz music playing.Copy !req
306. Oh... Huh.
They want clean floors now.Copy !req
307. Oh, disgusting! Poor sal.Copy !req
308. Boy, you really need
to win this thing, huh?Copy !req
309. Sal, you see what
he's doing, right?
No.Copy !req
310. Oops. I, uh, gently dropped
a water balloon on the grass,Copy !req
311. And it's rolling under
the hedge to you, sal.Copy !req
312. That's weird.Copy !req
313. Throw it at bob.
Throw it at bob.Copy !req
314. Don't pick it up, sal.Copy !req
315. Come on, kids.
Throw it at bob.Copy !req
316. Jimmy/andy/ollie:
Throw it at bob.Copy !req
317. Throw it at bob! Huh!
Sal...Copy !req
318. Throw it at bob! Eh!Copy !req
319. Throw it at bob! Huh!
Uh-oh, we're losing him.Copy !req
320. Throw it at bob! Eh!Copy !req
321. Throw it at bob!
Sal,Copy !req
322. No...!Copy !req
323. I'm sorry, bob and linda!Copy !req
324. Linda, are you okay? You
blocked that with your face.Copy !req
325. Yeah. My whole face flashed
before my eyes.Copy !req
326. What is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
327. They're not listening, bob.
So screw 'em.Copy !req
328. You got to fight.
And I'm gonna have some snacks.Copy !req
329. Lin, what are you doing?Copy !req
330. The bazonga bazooka—
use it.Copy !req
331. I... Don't think I will.Copy !req
332. Bob, listen carefully!Copy !req
333. You put a balloon in each cup.Copy !req
334. Pull it back like a slingshot.Copy !req
335. No, I get it.
Aim it slightly up!Copy !req
336. It's not that complicated.Copy !req
337. I love you, bobby. Good luck!Copy !req
338. She's right.Copy !req
339. Screw these people.Copy !req
340. Good news, mr. Fischoeder!Copy !req
341. You got me
in your balloon fight!Copy !req
342. And I'm gonna win it!
You hear that?Copy !req
343. I heard most of it— I can't
always understand your accent.Copy !req
344. I don't have an acc... I...Copy !req
345. Never mind!Copy !req
346. Anyway I'm gonna win!Copy !req
347. I'm playing the game!Copy !req
348. Is this what you people wanted?Copy !req
349. Huh? Huh? Come on out!Copy !req
350. May I propose an alliance?
Ha!Copy !req
351. You could've just said no.
Attaboy, bob!Copy !req
352. That's the wrong size
for you, dad.Copy !req
353. But a good color.Copy !req
354. Did mom tell you
to take her braCopy !req
355. And use it
as a balloon launcher?Copy !req
356. Yes. How did
you know that?Copy !req
357. Mom and I have talked through
this scenario dozens of times.Copy !req
358. Take it. I-I don't
really want it.Copy !req
359. Wish me luck, kids!Copy !req
360. Yeah, okay, luck!
Come on, gene.Copy !req
361. We're going
back to the tree houseCopy !req
362. To take out
a couple of old coots.Copy !req
363. We've got
superior firepower.Copy !req
364. Superior and padded for comfort!Copy !req
365. "how do you know when it's the
right time to kiss a girl?"Copy !req
366. Uh, at breakfast,
in the afternoon, in the jungle,Copy !req
367. When you're married,
and at the doctor's.Copy !req
368. Great answer.
Whew, that was tough.Copy !req
369. Ugh, how long do we have
to play this game, tina?Copy !req
370. Until I make my decision.Copy !req
371. Well, it's getting boring!Copy !req
372. Maybe you just made
my decision for me.Copy !req
373. Uh-oh!
You know what?Copy !req
374. I'm gonna back away.Copy !req
375. And if you're gonna
throw it, go ahead.Copy !req
376. don't walk away.Copy !req
377. It's not walking.
It's dancing.Copy !req
378. It's walking!
It's a backward dancy strut.Copy !req
379. Don't make me do it!Copy !req
380. Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
381. Damn it, jimmy!Copy !req
382. Whoops.
Ha-ha! It's my turn now.Copy !req
383. Uh-oh, tina!Copy !req
384. Why'd you say
all that stuff, zeke?Copy !req
385. Why'd you tell tina
I've had work done?Copy !req
386. It's not true!Copy !req
387. Oh, like you were born
with that nose.Copy !req
388. You're the one
with the perfect lips!Copy !req
389. Where'd you get those?Copy !req
390. Hey, I have an idea.Copy !req
391. Why don't you throw it at tina,Copy !req
392. And we'll be friends again.Copy !req
393. No, I'm not sure
I like that idea.Copy !req
394. Hey, look, a hedge!Copy !req
395. Bye! I think we were
all winners here.Copy !req
396. Aah! I'm afraid of heights!Copy !req
397. You're on the first step.Copy !req
398. You look like an
ant from here!Copy !req
399. Why do you think they want
to get up there so bad?Copy !req
400. You want the high ground
in a balloon fight.Copy !req
401. Edith would know that.
She fought the dinosaurs.Copy !req
402. Come on, help me tie
mom's bra to a tree.Copy !req
403. Then let's tie my
underwear to a bird.Copy !req
404. Get back on that ladder, harold.Copy !req
405. You're not having
a heart attack.Copy !req
406. You've never had
a heart attack.
I did once.Copy !req
407. That was a stroke, if you could
even call it that, you big baby.Copy !req
408. Okay, ready for launch.
This is it.Copy !req
409. Let's make "double d"
stand for doused and dampened.Copy !req
410. Oh!
Aah! Damn!Copy !req
411. Wow. I did not
expect that to work.Copy !req
412. Wait till the army
hears about this.Copy !req
413. It's everything
we've ever wanted!Copy !req
414. Can we get our mail here?Copy !req
415. Tree mail!
Tree cable!Copy !req
416. Uh, hello?Copy !req
417. Felix? Do you live here?Copy !req
418. Uh, yes. My brother kicked me
out of the main houseCopy !req
419. Because I have sleep apnea,
and sleep fartnea.Copy !req
420. look! Balloons!Copy !req
421. Of course! "one of these trees
bears wet, jiggly fruit."Copy !req
422. That is a weird thing to say.Copy !req
423. Oh, my god, balloons!
Let's play!Copy !req
424. Kids?Copy !req
425. Kids?
Dad?Copy !req
426. Good, you got the high ground!Copy !req
427. Okay, wait for my signal.Copy !req
428. We're gonna pound these punks!Copy !req
429. Whoa. Who's the new guy?Copy !req
430. it's bobby and tina!Copy !req
431. It's just the belchers
and the pestos now.Copy !req
432. Go, bobby, go!Copy !req
433. Ooh, salami!
Who catered this?Copy !req
434. Jimmy, come out.
This ends now!Copy !req
435. tina!Copy !req
436. Hey, you broke my balloon!Copy !req
437. Well, at least it
was fair and square.Copy !req
438. In my back when
I wasn't looking.Copy !req
439. Give up, bob.
I've got more balloons than you,Copy !req
440. And I've got boy shields.Copy !req
441. Hi, louise and gene
and tina's dad!Copy !req
442. Back shield,
ease up on my throat!Copy !req
443. Sorry!Copy !req
444. You may have boy shields, jimmy,Copy !req
445. But I have boy and girl snipers!Copy !req
446. I said...Copy !req
447. I have boy and girl snipers!Copy !req
448. These are dolls and a tree
house for the dolls to play in.Copy !req
449. Mmm.
Oh, whoa, whoa,
careful, please.Copy !req
450. They're made to
look like antiques.Copy !req
451. Snipers! Shoot him!Copy !req
452. Oh, crap.Copy !req
453. Oh, they're too far away.Copy !req
454. Mom's bra doesn't have
that kind of range.Copy !req
455. I guess mom's
never really hadCopy !req
456. To launch her
boobs very far.Copy !req
457. Uh, do you want
to use this maybe?Copy !req
458. Uh, yeah! Why do
you have this?Copy !req
459. It's how I send my dirty laundry
over to the main house.Copy !req
460. Load it up! Quick!Copy !req
461. Ha! You only got
my kids, idiots!Copy !req
462. All right, bob...Copy !req
463. Wait. Good-bye kiss!
Good-bye kiss!Copy !req
464. Oh, god. Okay, okay, okay,
go, go, go, go!Copy !req
465. Let's see if you can dodge this.Copy !req
466. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
467. Sorry, dad.
Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
468. All right, all right.
Easy now, easy now.Copy !req
469. Uh, bob? What's the problem?Copy !req
470. Yeah, quit hot-dogging
and do it already.Copy !req
471. This is the last balloon.Copy !req
472. Yes, yes, yes. Get to it,
you grandstanding foreigner.Copy !req
473. No, I have the last balloon.Copy !req
474. That means the game doesn't end
till I say it does.Copy !req
475. You all have to listen to me!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
476. We were gonna work together,
but no!Copy !req
477. You wanted to play
this stupid game,Copy !req
478. And now you all lose!Copy !req
479. Oh, someone's a sore winner.Copy !req
480. What made me think
people coming togetherCopy !req
481. Could accomplish anything?Copy !req
482. People are the worst!Copy !req
483. Coming together is the worst!Copy !req
484. Are you finished yet?
No!Copy !req
485. As long as I have this balloon,
you will hear me!Copy !req
486. I will be heard! Damn it.Copy !req
487. Well, let's call that a tie.
How about this?Copy !req
488. New game. Everybody get bob.
What?Copy !req
489. That's right. Each time
anyone hits bob with a balloon,Copy !req
490. They get $50 off their rent,
and, uh, bob gets $50 added.Copy !req
491. What? How do I win?Copy !req
492. Uh, uh, you have to...
Last until sundown.Copy !req
493. That's when the game ends.Copy !req
494. And inga and I watch
world's craziest car chases.Copy !req
495. Ready, everyone?Copy !req
496. Wait! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
497. Bob, you have ten seconds
to run.Copy !req
498. Ten, nine, eight, six, one.Copy !req
499. Go!Copy !req
500. Help!Copy !req
501. Leave bob alone!Copy !req
502. This is how
they want to play it?Copy !req
503. felix,Copy !req
504. Do you have
any more dirty clothes?Copy !req
505. How dirty we talking?
Wow me.Copy !req
506. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
507. I'll try
to keep this briefs.Copy !req
508. Go, bob! Go!Copy !req
509. Whoa.Copy !req
510. Man
I'm gonna look over here!Copy !req
511. Oh, I got to hide.Copy !req
512. Wow, dad might just make it
through this thing.Copy !req
513. It's almost sundown.Copy !req
514. It's almost sundown?Copy !req
515. I didn't bring
my evening face cream.Copy !req
516. Where do you think
dad is hiding?Copy !req
517. And did that pig just fart?Copy !req
518. Hi, dad.
You farted.Copy !req
519. It was the seat. Go away!Copy !req
520. Get in the pig with
you? You got it.Copy !req
521. No, you guys are gonna
draw attention.Copy !req
522. I can win this thing if I just
lay low for another 20 minutes.Copy !req
523. So you're saying
we better get comfortable?Copy !req
524. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
525. Bob? You over there, buddy?Copy !req
526. It's not safe here.Copy !req
527. I have to make
a run for it.Copy !req
528. Dad, running's not your thing.Copy !req
529. Do you have a plan that involves
standing around all the time?Copy !req
530. You're right. Dad
can't move very well.Copy !req
531. Thanks, tina.Copy !req
532. But maybe we
can move dad.Copy !req
533. Push harder!Copy !req
534. yes.Copy !req
535. That's great!
That could work!Copy !req
536. He's over there!
Get him!Copy !req
537. Bob? Oh, god. Oh, god.Copy !req
538. Back off, you maniacs!Copy !req
539. Leave my bobby alone!Copy !req
540. Step aside, linda.Copy !req
541. Make me, reggie!Copy !req
542. Come on, sandwich man,
you want to dance?Copy !req
543. Get back! That pig up there
is our father!Copy !req
544. And our dad's in there!Copy !req
545. We didn't come this far
to not throw balloons at bob.Copy !req
546. Move, please.Copy !req
547. Okay. You know what? Fine.Copy !req
548. You want to win money
off your rent? Be my guest.Copy !req
549. Uh, linda?
It's over, bob.
You're getting ballooned.Copy !req
550. What do you got, 50 balloons?
A hundred?Copy !req
551. That sounds high.Copy !req
552. Our rent's gonna be nuts.Copy !req
553. We'll go out of business,
live in a box.Copy !req
554. You kids are gonna
have to work in factories.Copy !req
555. I want to work
at c&c music factory!Copy !req
556. Linda, what are you doing?Copy !req
557. Zip it, bob!Copy !req
558. You had it coming
after everything you did.Copy !req
559. You brought everyone together,
looked out for 'em,Copy !req
560. Stood up for what's right.Copy !req
561. Oh, I see what you're doing.Copy !req
562. Go ahead, destroy everythingCopy !req
563. This family's worked for.Copy !req
564. Oh, goodie! I'm just in time.Copy !req
565. Looks like bob is
about to be ballooned.Copy !req
566. Direct hits only, people.
No splash, no cash.Copy !req
567. Horrible aim.Copy !req
568. What's wrong with you people?Copy !req
569. Must be a case
of mass butterfingers.Copy !req
570. We're standing with bob.Copy !req
571. Yeah, just like before,
but this time for real.Copy !req
572. Right, jimmy?Copy !req
573. Ah, I wanted to throw
a balloon at bob.Copy !req
574. It's fine. I'll throw
something at him later.Copy !req
575. Maybe a meatball.Copy !req
576. Thanks, everyone.Copy !req
577. Rent hike, rent strike!Copy !req
578. All
Rent hike, rent strike!Copy !req
579. Oh, I get it.
Just because I'm a landlord,Copy !req
580. And I wear a white suit
and an eye patch,Copy !req
581. And I raise your rent
and ride aroundCopy !req
582. And throw firecrackers at you,
I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
583. Well, landlords have problems.Copy !req
584. Landlords have problems.Copy !req
585. So long.Copy !req
586. see?Copy !req
587. My golf cart loses its charge
just like yours.Copy !req
588. Oh. Mr. Fischoeder,Copy !req
589. I-I just realized something.Copy !req
590. Is... Is it okay
if I sit?Copy !req
591. Mm. People are staring.Copy !req
592. Mr. Fischoeder, before
I got all these people together,Copy !req
593. Maybe I should have
come to you firstCopy !req
594. And talked to you
one-on-one.
Mm.Copy !req
595. I should have given you
a chance to be the good guy.
Mm.Copy !req
596. I've known you a long time,
and I just realized nowCopy !req
597. I might have...
Hurt your feelings.Copy !req
598. Here's the thing, bob.Copy !req
599. I like you.
You're good people, sort of.Copy !req
600. You don't have
to say "sort of."Copy !req
601. And I've always
thought of myselfCopy !req
602. As the kind of landlord
you could pal around with.Copy !req
603. Someone you could pat on the
butt as a sign of affection.Copy !req
604. That would...
I... I would do that.Copy !req
605. No, but don't touch me.Copy !req
606. The truth is, bob,
I was only raising the rentCopy !req
607. So you would notice me.Copy !req
608. Really?
No. I wanted a pool.Copy !req
609. You can't get chicks
with a hedge maze.Copy !req
610. Sure. Makes sense.Copy !req
611. Bob, I've reconsidered.Copy !req
612. Maybe I could
postpone the poolCopy !req
613. And the rent hike
for a year or two.Copy !req
614. You'll be out of business
by then, bob, don't worry.Copy !req
615. Thank you, mr. Fischoeder.Copy !req
616. I know exactly
how we should celebrate.Copy !req
617. don't hit my pants!
I'm wearing white.Copy !req
618. You'll see the outline
of my wiener.Copy !req
619. Oh, what the hell. Fire away!Copy !req
620. Captioned by
media access group at wgbhCopy !req