1. Hey, little guy,
you're gonna becomeCopy !req
2. Part of a great burger today.Copy !req
3. (high-
I'm honored.Copy !req
4. What are you calling it?Copy !req
5. Jicama-tah-ta.Copy !req
6. (high-
Great joke!Copy !req
7. No making
the food talk, please.Copy !req
8. And you wonder why I'm the only
one who'll go shopping with you.Copy !req
9. Dad, look!
Wait, don't look now.Copy !req
10. Okay, now look.
Where?Copy !req
11. There.
Wh-what is it?Copy !req
12. An old asian man?Copy !req
13. That's not an old asian man.Copy !req
14. It's not?
It's hawk!Copy !req
15. Hawk?
Hawk! From hawk & chick!Copy !req
16. Father, look out!Copy !req
17. The jellyfish monster!Copy !req
18. Thank you, chick.Copy !req
19. Hi-yah!Copy !req
20. Father-daughter
samurai teamCopy !req
21. Played by an actual
father and daughter.Copy !req
22. It's like they
based it on us.
I know.Copy !req
23. We could sue.
We won't, 'cause
we love these movies.Copy !req
24. But yeah, that's us.Copy !req
25. But is he the right age?Copy !req
26. How old was he
in his last movie?Copy !req
27. The one where they fight
the giant butterfly?Copy !req
28. Yeah.
Probably 40.Copy !req
29. And how old is that guy,
a hundred?
He's not a hundred.Copy !req
30. Well, you're 80,
so he's got to be at least 90.Copy !req
31. What's he doing
in our dumb town, anyway?Copy !req
32. Maybe he flies
from japanCopy !req
33. To buy
our mushrooms?
He's leaving the market.Copy !req
34. Should I shout his name?
No.Copy !req
35. We should leave him alone.Copy !req
36. Or we could
follow him.Copy !req
37. We kind of already are.
This is weird.
Let's go home,Copy !req
38. Live our lives
the best we can.Copy !req
39. I mean, we're poor,
but we're happy.Copy !req
40. He's crossing the street!
Move! Move!Copy !req
41. Sorry. Thank you.Copy !req
42. Ooh!
Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
43. No! He's getting
on a bus!Copy !req
44. Well, we're not getting
on a bus to follow this guy.Copy !req
45. We should get off at
the next stop. It's not him.Copy !req
46. Both
It's him!Copy !req
47. It's rising hawk.Copy !req
48. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.Copy !req
49. Where the hell are your
father and your sister?Copy !req
50. They should be
back by now.Copy !req
51. Maybe they're afraid
to be around me.Copy !req
52. 'cause I'm on fire.Copy !req
53. game, set, salt.Copy !req
54. Wow. She can't do
long division,Copy !req
55. But the girl can
slide a saltshaker.Copy !req
56. Who? Oh, me.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna
say something.Copy !req
58. What are you gonna say?
Say it to me likeCopy !req
59. You're gonna
say it to him.
Okay, all right.Copy !req
60. Um, hi, mr. Kojima...
Terrible.Copy !req
61. What?
Ugh! Bad.Copy !req
62. Right, right, right.
Not ready. Not ready.Copy !req
63. Fourth floor.
Yeah.Copy !req
64. Stairs. Let's go.Copy !req
65. Wait, this is crazy.Copy !req
66. What's our plan?Copy !req
67. Um, get him to
sign your jicama?Copy !req
68. I don't...
I don't have a pen.Copy !req
69. Why are you follow me? Aah!Copy !req
70. joking! Joking!Copy !req
71. Oh. Oh, that-that's good.Copy !req
72. Y-you got us.
Did I get you?Copy !req
73. Yeah, very much.Copy !req
74. My little heart
is beating so fast.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. I dropped my jicama.Copy !req
77. Uh, so... Shinji kojima?Copy !req
78. Please, call me kojima...
Or koji.Copy !req
79. Just don't call me
if I owe you money.Copy !req
80. I owe people money.Copy !req
81. Uh, uh, my name is bob.Copy !req
82. Uh, and this is
my daughter, louise.Copy !req
83. We've seen
all your movies.Copy !req
84. Am I screeching?Copy !req
85. I feel like
I'm screeching a little.
Yes.Copy !req
86. Sorry, you're kind of
a big deal for us.Copy !req
87. It's nice to
get recognized.Copy !req
88. We were wondering...
Why are you in our town?Copy !req
89. Did you get lost?Copy !req
90. Lots of people are here
because they got lost.Copy !req
91. Not lost.
Just looking...Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. Wait, what-what does that mean?Copy !req
94. You kind of trailed off there.Copy !req
95. I have, uh, said too much.Copy !req
96. So, do you know
a good place to eat?Copy !req
97. Yes! Uh, we have a restaurant.Copy !req
98. No, no, no, no!
It's not good!Copy !req
99. It's really good.Copy !req
100. It's not good enough
for koji, dad!Copy !req
101. Is it good or not good?Copy !req
102. Good.
Not good.Copy !req
103. Good.
Oh, not good.Copy !req
104. Mmm! Good.Copy !req
105. Wow, so that's how
celebrities chew their food.Copy !req
106. I was all wrong.Copy !req
107. Celebrity chewing!Copy !req
108. I'd watch that show.Copy !req
109. Tina, take another picture
of me with koji.Copy !req
110. Let's do one where
we're laughingCopy !req
111. At a hilarious
thing I just said.Copy !req
112. But it's so smart
you don't get itCopy !req
113. For a second,
and then you do.
Hmm. Mmm?Copy !req
114. Oh, now I get it.Copy !req
115. Oh, he just got it.
He just got it.Copy !req
116. When I'm famous, I'll have
a handler whose only jobCopy !req
117. Will be to keep people
like mom away from me.Copy !req
118. And mom, too, maybe.
What?Copy !req
119. Just kidding. You know
you'll live in my trailer.Copy !req
120. I want a copy
of that one.Copy !req
121. Oh, we don't
print our photos.Copy !req
122. They live in the camera.Copy !req
123. Guys, here it is!Copy !req
124. All the hawk & chicks
we recorded from tv.Copy !req
125. We've got a lot to choose from.Copy !req
126. Hawk & chick versus sharkmanCopy !req
127. Or the classic hawk & chick
versus tsukumogami.Copy !req
128. What's a tsukumogami?Copy !req
129. Um, it's just an
object that comesCopy !req
130. To life every hundred years.
Oh!Copy !req
131. And in this case, it's a tree.Copy !req
132. So, they fight a tree? Cool.Copy !req
133. Well, there's more to it
than that, tina.Copy !req
134. It's about a barber
and his daughter travelingCopy !req
135. From village to village,
trying to avoid trouble...Copy !req
136. But trouble always
finds them.Copy !req
137. And then they kick
trouble's ass!Copy !req
138. Am I right? Looking
at you, koji.Copy !req
139. Looking back at you, louise.Copy !req
140. Wait, so these movies are
about traveling barbersCopy !req
141. Who fight weird
japanese monsters?Copy !req
142. So, it's like a less sexual
incredible hulk?Copy !req
143. hmm?Copy !req
144. That's not a tree.
That's a monster.Copy !req
145. This is amazing.Copy !req
146. We're watching
a hawk & chick with hawk!Copy !req
147. I know, and he
must be excitedCopy !req
148. 'cause he's watching
it with us.Copy !req
149. Or not.
He's crying.Copy !req
150. Oh.Copy !req
151. Everything okay, kojima?Copy !req
152. No. Not okay.Copy !req
153. The reason I'm in your townCopy !req
154. Is to find my yuki.Copy !req
155. Is that japanese
for getting your groove back?Copy !req
156. No. It is english for getting
my daughter back.Copy !req
157. Yuki? Your daughter
lives here?Copy !req
158. Yes, she does.Copy !req
159. I haven't gathered
the courage to speak to her.Copy !req
160. I haven't spoken
to yuki in 30 years.Copy !req
161. hawk and chick haven't
spoken in 30 years?Copy !req
162. What the hell?Copy !req
163. She chose to move to americaCopy !req
164. With her mother
after we divorced.Copy !req
165. Our relationship was strained
because I strained it.Copy !req
166. Now yuki is... An accountant.Copy !req
167. What?
Oh, nice.Copy !req
168. I've come all this way,Copy !req
169. But I worry yuki
doesn't want to see me.Copy !req
170. Eh, what's 30 years?Copy !req
171. I got underwear
older than that.Copy !req
172. You two will be sword-fighting
together in no time.Copy !req
173. We've got to make
this samur-ight!
Whoa!Copy !req
174. I've got a great idea
you're all gonna hate.Copy !req
175. Family conference.Copy !req
176. Don't worry.Copy !req
177. Doesn't seem rude.
No, no.Copy !req
178. Maybe all we need
to do is get yukiCopy !req
179. To see her dad as hawk again.Copy !req
180. Up on the big screen!Copy !req
181. Okay, but how
do we do that?Copy !req
182. I'm really enjoying
this huddle.Copy !req
183. One of the best
huddles ever.Copy !req
184. It's all right.Copy !req
185. Guys, this is the part
you're gonna hate.Copy !req
186. We got to put on
a hawk & chick film festivalCopy !req
187. And convince them both to go.Copy !req
188. Reunion! Boom!Copy !req
189. You hate it, you hate it.Copy !req
190. I don't hate it.
I like it.Copy !req
191. I love it.
I love it, too.Copy !req
192. Oh! You snuck
in the huddle!Copy !req
193. I am out of ketchup.Copy !req
194. But I am in for
the festival!Copy !req
195. So, you want me to let you guys
take over the theaterCopy !req
196. For the entire weekend
for a marathonCopy !req
197. Of some obscure samurai movies
from the '70s.Copy !req
198. Is that right?Copy !req
199. Yup. So we're good here?
Not gonna happen.Copy !req
200. But the stars of the movies
are gonna be there.Copy !req
201. Most likely.
Well, one is for sure.Copy !req
202. Point is they're gonna reunite
in front of all their fans!Copy !req
203. Father and daughter
together again...Copy !req
204. What-what are you doing?Copy !req
205. Oh, this? Nothing.
Keep talking.Copy !req
206. Can you still hear me?
It's a little crack now.Copy !req
207. I'm just gonna close
this down, and bye!Copy !req
208. Great. Thank you.
Thank you!Copy !req
209. Come on, louise.
Let's go.Copy !req
210. Psst. Hey.Copy !req
211. Me. I'm talking.Copy !req
212. Is shinji kojima
really in town?Copy !req
213. And yuki?Copy !req
214. Yeah! Wait, so you know
the hawk & chick movies?Copy !req
215. I love them!
Lots of people do.Copy !req
216. If you did a hawk &
chick film festival,Copy !req
217. People would
definitely show up.Copy !req
218. So, can you talk your boss
into letting usCopy !req
219. Use this theater?
No.Copy !req
220. We've had bad experiences
doing film festivals.Copy !req
221. We had a meg ryan film festival,Copy !req
222. And this place was
disgusting afterwards.Copy !req
223. Oh, well, we tried.Copy !req
224. Thanks.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
225. You can do the festival here.Copy !req
226. We just got to be sneaky.Copy !req
227. Like a coyote.Copy !req
228. Oh, I like the sound of this.Copy !req
229. Listen, the last show
on Saturday nightCopy !req
230. Lets out at 11:00.Copy !req
231. Once my manager drives off,Copy !req
232. The theater's ours.Copy !req
233. It'll be a secret,
one night only,Copy !req
234. Midnight screening
of a hawk & chick movie.Copy !req
235. Okay, we'll do it.
Yes!Copy !req
236. Thanks, dominic.
You're all right.Copy !req
237. So which hawk & chick movies
do you have prints of?Copy !req
238. "prints"?
Yeah, you know, a print?Copy !req
239. Thing that goes
in the projector?Copy !req
240. Makes pictures
on the screen?Copy !req
241. Oh, we don't have one of those.Copy !req
242. No, we just thought
we could bring our vhs tapesCopy !req
243. And just fast-forward
through the commerci...Copy !req
244. Okay, I realize
how terrible that sounds.Copy !req
245. Hmm, maybe I can find one.Copy !req
246. All right, you know, I'll poke
around on some film forums.Copy !req
247. You're lucky I was planning
to go online today.Copy !req
248. Ooh, exciting!Copy !req
249. An illegal samurai
film festival!Copy !req
250. I like all those words!Copy !req
251. Now all we need is a movie.Copy !req
252. And we got to convince yuki
to want to reuniteCopy !req
253. With her father,
who she might hate.Copy !req
254. And we need flyers!Copy !req
255. But how do we advertise
a secret film screening?Copy !req
256. Psst. You like movies?Copy !req
257. Yeah, I like movies.Copy !req
258. Are you cool?Copy !req
259. What do you mean?Copy !req
260. Forget it!
Keep moving.Copy !req
261. How's it going?
Some of these people seem cool,Copy !req
262. But they're not!Copy !req
263. How can you tell?
You can tell.Copy !req
264. So, uh, trash can?Copy !req
265. No. I think we owe it
to an old japanese manCopy !req
266. And his middle-aged daughter
to see this through.Copy !req
267. Wow, that just got me.Copy !req
268. Let's try the quad
at the community college.Copy !req
269. There's two things
those honkys love—Copy !req
270. Foreign films and
flyers telling themCopy !req
271. Where other
honkys will be!Copy !req
272. Well, this is the address
kojima gave us.Copy !req
273. That's her! That's chick!Copy !req
274. It's so gross to see her
behind a desk.Copy !req
275. She should be slicing up
the snow monsterCopy !req
276. Or the six-headed sumo!
God, idiot!Copy !req
277. Please don't call her
an idiot to her face.Copy !req
278. Just get it out now.Copy !req
279. Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!Copy !req
280. All right, let's go get yuki
to say yes to the fest.Copy !req
281. No.
What?Copy !req
282. Look, I haven't even thoughtCopy !req
283. About those movies in years.Copy !req
284. Okay, okay, we're
giving you a chanceCopy !req
285. To feel like a
movie star again.Copy !req
286. You can see yourself up on the
big screen instead of staringCopy !req
287. At that number screen
on your desk there.Copy !req
288. I'm very happy as an accountant.
No, you're not.Copy !req
289. I am.
You're depressed.Copy !req
290. No, I'm not.
You didn't let me finish.Copy !req
291. "... Ing" me.
Depressing me!Copy !req
292. Louise?
I mean, who makes 14Copy !req
293. Amazing movies with their dad,Copy !req
294. And then just
walks away one day?Copy !req
295. Who does that, yuki?Copy !req
296. Louise, stop.
Who does that?Copy !req
297. Louise.
I'm sure it wasn't easyCopy !req
298. Working with your dad
all those years.Copy !req
299. I-I know. I get it.
I've been there.Copy !req
300. Wrong. Wrong!Copy !req
301. Working with your dad is fun.Copy !req
302. I mean working
with your dad was fun.Copy !req
303. Because he was a samurai
and you killed monsters!Copy !req
304. Yuki, um, can we have
a minute, please?Copy !req
305. Look, louise,
she obviously doesn't wantCopy !req
306. To reconnect with her father.Copy !req
307. We should call off
the screening.Copy !req
308. What? No way! We
need to get her buttCopy !req
309. Into that theater so she
can apologize to koji.Copy !req
310. I think it's more
like kojima needsCopy !req
311. To apologize to yuki
for driving her away.Copy !req
312. Yuki didn't want
his life, louise!Copy !req
313. So we're in agreement.Copy !req
314. We're not gonna tell
her that her dad's here.Copy !req
315. Wait. What?
We're gonna trick her.Copy !req
316. We are?
Shh, shh, shh!
Here she comes.Copy !req
317. So, about that film festival—
can we put you down as a "yes"?Copy !req
318. I'm not so sure.Copy !req
319. Yuki, yuki, come on, yuke.Copy !req
320. Just say yes.Copy !req
321. Imagine a packed theaterCopy !req
322. Of your adoring fans
all there for you!Copy !req
323. Just you, no hawk.
It'll be chick's night.Copy !req
324. We love you, yuki! Ah! Ah!
What is...?Copy !req
325. She's doing a...
Like, a lot of people cheering,Copy !req
326. But it sounds more
like a ghost.Copy !req
327. Uh, it's okay, I got it.
I guess that could be fun.Copy !req
328. All right, what
the hell. I'll go.Copy !req
329. Great!
Great!Copy !req
330. So you got her to come?
Yup.Copy !req
331. That's great.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
332. Did you use my icebreaker?Copy !req
333. Pretend to rob the place?
No.Copy !req
334. Did you file for an
extension on your taxes?Copy !req
335. No, tina. That's a myth.
You can't do that.Copy !req
336. Well, how does yuki feel
about seeing her father?Copy !req
337. We might not have told her
that her dad was gonna be there.Copy !req
338. On purpose by accident.
What?
Yup.Copy !req
339. Nice. You tricked her!
Yup.Copy !req
340. I'm not sure you can trick
people into reuniting.Copy !req
341. Not true. That's how they got
mel gibson and danny gloverCopy !req
342. Back together
for lethal weapon 3.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I read that.Copy !req
344. This is gonna work, people.Copy !req
345. Yuki's gonna see hawk & chick
up on the big screen,Copy !req
346. Get all weepy like koji did, and
realize how crazy she's been,Copy !req
347. And we're gonna be heroes,
and we're gonna be invitedCopy !req
348. To the premiere
of their next movie in japan!Copy !req
349. Ooh, I got
to get a passport.Copy !req
350. Guess who got
the print. Me!Copy !req
351. I freaking love this guy!Copy !req
352. Dominic! Ah, come here.Copy !req
353. Which one is it?Copy !req
354. Hawk & chick
versus seaweed monster.Copy !req
355. Ooh, seaweed
monster, scary!Copy !req
356. Only thing—Copy !req
357. It's an original 35
millimeter print from japan.Copy !req
358. That's incredible.Copy !req
359. No, I mean,
original, vintage.Copy !req
360. It's not dubbed
in english.Copy !req
361. It's not even
subtitled.Copy !req
362. Oh.
Yeah.Copy !req
363. Well, so, can't you just whip up
some english subtitles?Copy !req
364. Oh, sure. Yeah, I'll just add
some words to the screen.Copy !req
365. What do you think
this is, future world?Copy !req
366. I have an idea...
Not about this.Copy !req
367. Okay, wait. No, I got
one about this, too.Copy !req
368. I have, like,
six ideas.Copy !req
369. The third one's
about this.Copy !req
370. Dubbing it ourselves?
Great idea.Copy !req
371. Thanks, gene. Guys.Copy !req
372. All right, I typed up
all the subtitlesCopy !req
373. From hawk & chick
versus seaweed monster.Copy !req
374. Did you guys know
about spell check?Copy !req
375. It's amazing.Copy !req
376. It tells you
if you misspell something.Copy !req
377. I mean, it's... Some of it
is open to interpretation.Copy !req
378. But, you know,
it's helpful.Copy !req
379. Here's everyone's parts.Copy !req
380. How many characters
are you playing?Copy !req
381. Three.
Ah, three's good.Copy !req
382. I'm doing four characters,Copy !req
383. But I guess, you know,
I'm more experienced.Copy !req
384. But I've got a lot of lines
because I'm the mayor.Copy !req
385. You're the mayor?Copy !req
386. Tina, tina,
let me be the mayor.
Back off.Copy !req
387. Let's dub, people!
Rub a dub dub!Copy !req
388. It has been many days since
we have loaned you our lantern.Copy !req
389. Can we have it back now?Copy !req
390. With less lantern oil
than when I lent it to you.Copy !req
391. Also, the wick is
in need of replacement.Copy !req
392. Lot of lantern talk.Copy !req
393. There's always a lot
of lantern talk.Copy !req
394. You get into it.
Already there.Copy !req
395. Mom, back off.
Seriously.Copy !req
396. All right, don't forget,
secret screening,Copy !req
397. So we cannot look
like a line!Copy !req
398. The manager's gonna come out
pretty soon and go home.Copy !req
399. We're just
40-some-odd peopleCopy !req
400. Who happen to be
standing here.Copy !req
401. So, look at your phones
or up at the skyCopy !req
402. And whistle or something.Copy !req
403. Oh. Okay.
Like this?
Great.Copy !req
404. Wait, wait.
Too many shoe tie-ers,Copy !req
405. One of you hail a cab.Copy !req
406. Taxi!Copy !req
407. What do I do?Copy !req
408. Commit, commit, get in,
circle the block.Copy !req
409. Hello.Copy !req
410. Right this way, talent.Copy !req
411. I can't believe
I agreed to this.Copy !req
412. Are those
from my rose bush?Copy !req
413. Shh, shh. Tonight,
you're a celebrity again.Copy !req
414. You don't have a
worry in the world.Copy !req
415. Well, I'm worried
about my roses.Copy !req
416. They're fine. They're fine.
They're resilient!Copy !req
417. Hi, yuki!Copy !req
418. Belcher family limo
at your service!Copy !req
419. You'll notice a bottle
of water on your seat.Copy !req
420. That's for you, because
celebrities gets thirstierCopy !req
421. Than normal people.Copy !req
422. The cheese sticks
hidden in the seat—Copy !req
423. Uh, those are
not for you.Copy !req
424. I will now put up
the privacy dividerCopy !req
425. For the remainder
of your ride.Copy !req
426. Okay, he's gone.
Get 'em in! Get 'em in!Copy !req
427. Oh, crap, they're early!Copy !req
428. Aw, crap, we're early!Copy !req
429. They can't see
each other yet!Copy !req
430. I know! First yuki's
got to watch the movie,Copy !req
431. Feel bad and want to
repair their relationship!Copy !req
432. I know!
Our perfect plan!
Flawless!Copy !req
433. We got to get him inside!
Koji, come on.Copy !req
434. But I am giving
kevin an autograph.Copy !req
435. Ugh. Forget kevin.
Inside, now, let's go!Copy !req
436. Gene! Privacy screen!
Get in there!
Ah!Copy !req
437. Aah! Ow! Aah!
You need privacy!
Be private!Copy !req
438. We got to move!
Let's move!
Ow, you hit me.Copy !req
439. That was... Kevin.Copy !req
440. Kevin, get away!Copy !req
441. Get away, kevin!Copy !req
442. Ah, you got me away!Copy !req
443. Watch out
for the...
Ugh! Ow!Copy !req
444. Okay, privacy's over.Copy !req
445. You had some you time.
Thanks.Copy !req
446. Okay, we'll come and get you
when it's about to start!Copy !req
447. Wait. Why can't I go in now?Copy !req
448. Yeah, just relax
and enjoy the green room.Copy !req
449. Sorry it's not
actually green, or a room.Copy !req
450. You may have one cheese stick.Copy !req
451. Okay, just sit here
and be quiet.Copy !req
452. And keep the jacket
on your headCopy !req
453. Till the movie starts.Copy !req
454. It's very cold in here.Copy !req
455. Okay. Got it.
No problem.Copy !req
456. Enjoy the
movie, lady.Copy !req
457. You're in it. And
here's some tissues.Copy !req
458. They're good for when something
life-changing happens.Copy !req
459. All right, here we go.Copy !req
460. It was a time in japanCopy !req
461. When evil monsters would attackCopy !req
462. Nice little villages
for no good reason.Copy !req
463. And the only force in all
of japan who could stop them—Copy !req
464. Hawk & chick!Copy !req
465. Bob
There's a village up ahead.Copy !req
466. Maybe there's hair
that needs cutting.Copy !req
467. And hopefully, no monsters
that need defeating.Copy !req
468. This is amazing!
I know!Copy !req
469. We're incredible.
We really are.Copy !req
470. Oh, no, seaweed monster!Copy !req
471. You're ruining my haircut,
and I'm the mayor!Copy !req
472. Aah...!Copy !req
473. Aah!Copy !req
474. Seaweed monster, let me go!Copy !req
475. So, you loving the movie?Copy !req
476. No. Not really.
It's kind of painful.Copy !req
477. Uh-huh. You want
some popcorn?
Sure.Copy !req
478. It is finally dead.Copy !req
479. Father! It's not all dead!Copy !req
480. Part of it
still wishes to fight.Copy !req
481. That's not how I sound.
Is that how I sound?Copy !req
482. No! Oh, god, I think
the batteries are dying!Copy !req
483. But we put new batteries
in this morning!Copy !req
484. How could this happen?Copy !req
485. Fast-forward. Rewind.Copy !req
486. Fast-forward. Rewind.
Fast-forward. Rewind.Copy !req
487. Well, it's not that bad.
Maybe no one will notice.Copy !req
488. Let's send this thingCopy !req
489. Back to the...Copy !req
490. Okay, that's really bad.Copy !req
491. We got to do something!Copy !req
492. There's a mic.
I think we got to wing it.Copy !req
493. Good thing we've seen this movie
a thousand times.Copy !req
494. Aah! Aah! No longer will you
terrorize this town,Copy !req
495. Seaweed monster.Copy !req
496. We are going to weed you out!Copy !req
497. Crap, we need
the villagers!Copy !req
498. Lin! Lin! Psst!
We need you guys up here.Copy !req
499. What?
Come here! Hurry!Copy !req
500. Which way did
the seaweed monster go?Copy !req
501. That way!
No, that way!Copy !req
502. Aah! Monster! Green!
Green! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
503. I can't do this.Copy !req
504. Oh, god, she's leaving!
Yuki's leaving!Copy !req
505. Oh, I forgot to tell you,
your plan's not working.Copy !req
506. She's having a terrible
time. She told me.Copy !req
507. I thought the popcorn wouldCopy !req
508. Make her feel better,
but it didn't.Copy !req
509. Hang on, it's my line.Copy !req
510. Don't hurt me.
I'm the mayor.Copy !req
511. Don't hurt me.
I'm the mayor.
Mom!Copy !req
512. Damn it, yuki,
you're killing me!Copy !req
513. What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
514. Wait.Copy !req
515. Yuki, don't go!Copy !req
516. Huh?
I mean, chick.Copy !req
517. I know we're fighting this
seaweed monster right now,Copy !req
518. But I want you to know how
much I love and support you,Copy !req
519. Even if you decide...
Hold on. Hiya!Copy !req
520. Aah!Copy !req
521. To stop fighting monsters
with me somedayCopy !req
522. And do taxes instead.Copy !req
523. And, hawk, I want you to know—Copy !req
524. Hiya!-- If that ever happens,Copy !req
525. It's me who should apologize
for leaving!Copy !req
526. 'cause I would be
dumb to do that.Copy !req
527. I don't remember
this part.Copy !req
528. Are the actors really bad?Copy !req
529. Yes. They're horrible.Copy !req
530. No! Smash this house!Copy !req
531. Chick doesn't need to
apologize for anything.Copy !req
532. Chick was just a kid.
And I hit this guy!Copy !req
533. But... But... How could a
father and daughter not talkCopy !req
534. For 30 freaking years?Copy !req
535. Whoa.Copy !req
536. Seaweed monster
suddenly thinksCopy !req
537. This might be
about something else.Copy !req
538. And I'm squeezing you.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
539. Am I gonna turn into someone
completely different someday?Copy !req
540. Is that what happens
when you grow up?Copy !req
541. You-you grow apart?
Listen,Copy !req
542. What happened to hawk and chick
will never happen to us.Copy !req
543. This hawk and this chick will
never not talk for 30 years.Copy !req
544. You promise?Copy !req
545. Yes, of course, louise.
I mean, chick.Copy !req
546. Foreign films are so much more
complex than hollywood movies.Copy !req
547. I'm the monster again.Copy !req
548. Aah, I'm getting stabbed.Copy !req
549. I'm getting... I exploded.Copy !req
550. I'm not sure why I... I explo...Copy !req
551. I'm dead. I'm gone.Copy !req
552. Koji, talk to her.Copy !req
553. To who?
To yuki.Copy !req
554. My yuki.Copy !req
555. Yuki, it's... It's your
father speaking.Copy !req
556. Dad? What are you doing here?Copy !req
557. You said he wasn't
gonna be here.Copy !req
558. You tricked me.Copy !req
559. Uh, surprise.Copy !req
560. Yuki, please. I've come all
this way to tell you I miss you.Copy !req
561. I am sorry for
everything.Copy !req
562. I have not been
a good father.Copy !req
563. Oh, she's thinking
about it.Copy !req
564. I love you, little chick.Copy !req
565. Oh, dad.Copy !req
566. Oh, he got her.
He got her.Copy !req
567. We did it. We did it.Copy !req
568. Wow, that
ended up workingCopy !req
569. Way better than
I thought it would.Copy !req
570. Eh, it went about exactly
the way I thought it would.Copy !req
571. So I should get
you kids home, right?Copy !req
572. What time is it?Copy !req
573. It's after midnight.
Is it a school night?Copy !req
574. Yes, and I have a
big test tomorrow.Copy !req
575. It's, like,
half my grade.
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
576. Captioned by
media access group at wgbhCopy !req
577. Hastings classics
proudly presents:Copy !req
578. The hawk & chick
collector's box set.Copy !req
579. All 14 films,
featuring the most celebratedCopy !req
580. Father-daughter
traveling barber samuraisCopy !req
581. In the history
of japanese cinema.Copy !req
582. All their epic battles have been
digitally remastered.Copy !req
583. The toughest job for hawk
wasn't cutting hairCopy !req
584. Or defeating
a jellyfish monster.Copy !req
585. It was raising a daughter
by himself.Copy !req
586. Order today.Copy !req
587. Take the hawk & chick box set
home to your village.Copy !req