1. My birthday.Copy !req
2. Boy...Copy !req
3. Ah. Oh. I can't even
say it to myself.Copy !req
4. Forty-f...Copy !req
5. Forty-f...Copy !req
6. Oh. Maybe I'll sleep
through this one.Copy !req
7. Mom!
Are you up yet?Copy !req
8. We may or may not have
a surprise for you.Copy !req
9. We're coming in!Copy !req
10. Put your boobs away.Copy !req
11. Excuse me, young lady,
we're looking for our mother,Copy !req
12. To serve her breakfast in bed
on her birthday.Copy !req
13. Yeah, we don't mean
to bother you.Copy !req
14. You're obviously in the
middle of a photo shoot,Copy !req
15. 'cause you're a
youthful supermodel.Copy !req
16. Guys, this is mom.Copy !req
17. What?
Oh!Copy !req
18. Happy birthday, mom!Copy !req
19. Happy toast, eggs and
orange juice, pretty mom!Copy !req
20. Thank you, kids.Copy !req
21. It's lovely.Copy !req
22. The best part of my birthdayCopy !req
23. Is my babies bringing me
breakfast in bed every year.Copy !req
24. Ah-ah-ah,
not so fast.Copy !req
25. There might be
more this year.
Oh.Copy !req
26. Okay, "add a drop of witch hazel
to the egg whitesCopy !req
27. For even tighter,
smoother skin."Copy !req
28. Don't have witch hazel,
but how about vinegar?Copy !req
29. Same thing. Maybe.Copy !req
30. Linda is gonna love this.Copy !req
31. "you're right, bob.Copy !req
32. You're the best husband."Copy !req
33. Thank you, vinegar.Copy !req
34. I'm glad witch hazel's not here.Copy !req
35. Oh.Copy !req
36. Oh, the toast is a little burnt.Copy !req
37. Yep, just the way
you like it.Copy !req
38. Oh, and hard.
Burnt and hard.Copy !req
39. Every year I say, "why does
she like it this way?"Copy !req
40. But then I say, "hey, make
it the way she likes it."Copy !req
41. Kids, I could use
a little help in here.Copy !req
42. But we like
to watch her graze, dad.Copy !req
43. Go on, I'm good.Copy !req
44. Maybe bring me some new toast!Copy !req
45. Stir until frothy.Copy !req
46. That's subjective.Copy !req
47. Kids, does this look frothy
to you?Copy !req
48. Mm... I've seen
frothier.Copy !req
49. What is that,
egg whites?Copy !req
50. Mostly. And vinegar.Copy !req
51. Gene, would you slice up
that cucumber?
On it.Copy !req
52. And, tina, can you do this?Copy !req
53. A mayonnaise
hair treatment?Copy !req
54. Mom's hair is gonna shine
like a beautiful sandwich.Copy !req
55. Why is home spa
day so delicious?Copy !req
56. Oh, louise, and can you just
clean up this mess?Copy !req
57. What?
You're the youngest.Copy !req
58. I'm also the worst at cleanup.
Look.Copy !req
59. Gene, after you're done with
the cucumbers, clean up.
No.Copy !req
60. Tina, after you do
the hair treatment,Copy !req
61. Can you clean up?
Okay.Copy !req
62. Can I come out now?Copy !req
63. Not yet, lin!Copy !req
64. What?Copy !req
65. How about now?Copy !req
66. Almost!Copy !req
67. Now?Copy !req
68. Not really close
at all, sorry.Copy !req
69. Oh... Well, did you happen
to get milk yesterday?Copy !req
70. Huh?Copy !req
71. No, I forgot.Copy !req
72. I was preoccupied
with somethingCopy !req
73. That I think
you're gonna like!Copy !req
74. That's nice,Copy !req
75. But somebody has
to do the shopping!Copy !req
76. I'll do it this afternoon!Copy !req
77. Okay, I'm getting a little
cabin fever in here.Copy !req
78. What if I go to the store
and do our shoppingCopy !req
79. While you guys do
whatever you're doingCopy !req
80. That I don't know about?Copy !req
81. Stay in there!Copy !req
82. Don't make us
chain you up!Copy !req
83. Actually, that could
work out perfectly.Copy !req
84. We could use the extra time.
What?Copy !req
85. I'm gonna
blindfold her.Copy !req
86. Double-bag the head.Copy !req
87. Ow.
Doing good.Copy !req
88. Ow.Copy !req
89. Little to the left.Copy !req
90. Ow! Louise!Copy !req
91. I-I said to your left.Copy !req
92. Ow. Ow.
And we're here.Copy !req
93. Ugh. Why'd I have
to be blindfolded?Copy !req
94. 'cause you're a sneaky peeky.Copy !req
95. Hey, take your time, lin.Copy !req
96. Uh, treat yourself.Copy !req
97. Go to the good store.
You mean the one
that's further away?Copy !req
98. Yeah!Copy !req
99. The good store?Copy !req
100. Get the premium fudge pops!Copy !req
101. Don't you come home
without them!Copy !req
102. Yeah, for your birthday.Copy !req
103. Right, happy birthday!
See you when you get back!Copy !req
104. Bye.
Oh, and can you
get more mayonnaise?Copy !req
105. We're out and
I need it today.Copy !req
106. But not for
a surprise.Copy !req
107. Just, um, 'cause
I need it.Copy !req
108. Okay, tina.
Thank you.Copy !req
109. Good-bye.Copy !req
110. It was nice, ginger.
It was nice, as always.Copy !req
111. But then they wanted me
to stay in my room foreverCopy !req
112. While they set
something else up.Copy !req
113. I was going crazy in there!Copy !req
114. Meanwhile, no one
did the shopping,Copy !req
115. So that's what I'm doing.Copy !req
116. Ugh, chalk festival.Copy !req
117. What's next,
a crayon convention?Copy !req
118. A pencil parade? Right?Copy !req
119. Anyway, I know
my family means well,Copy !req
120. But I wish I could just
tell them I hate my birthday.Copy !req
121. You get to a certain age
and they're no fun.Copy !req
122. In my 20s, I had va va voom,Copy !req
123. Now I just have
va va.Copy !req
124. And it feels like breakfast
in bed is just practice nowCopy !req
125. For when they put me
in a home, right?Copy !req
126. Well, anyway, thanks for
letting me vent, ginger.Copy !req
127. Sorry for the long voice mail.Copy !req
128. Call me when you can.Copy !req
129. Love you, kid. Bye.Copy !req
130. This is taking forever.Copy !req
131. I can help whoever's next
on check stand three!Copy !req
132. Oh, great.Copy !req
133. Thank you.
Uh, hey, excuse me!Copy !req
134. He said whoever's next.
That's me.Copy !req
135. I'm next in line.Copy !req
136. You were behind me, 'member?Copy !req
137. You were just over there...
Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
138. I only have
a few things.Copy !req
139. This and that
and this other thing.Copy !req
140. A few things?
She's got a cart full of juice.Copy !req
141. Deirdre! How's it going?
Hi!Copy !req
142. Oh, my god,
they know each other.Copy !req
143. Is all of this for
chalk of the town?Copy !req
144. Yeah, we're hoping for
a bigger turnout this year.Copy !req
145. Ugh, that stupid
chalk festival.Copy !req
146. I'm not sure about
these cups though.Copy !req
147. Mm, good instinct.Copy !req
148. Since you brought it up,
these are not the good cups.Copy !req
149. What?Copy !req
150. Tell me everything.Copy !req
151. They leak. I don't know
why I even sell them.Copy !req
152. We have better cups
for the same price.Copy !req
153. The ones on the bottom shelf,
ironically.Copy !req
154. Well, clearly I got to have
those cups.Copy !req
155. Go get them.
I'll wait for you.Copy !req
156. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
157. I'm here till 3:00,
I don't care.
Unbelievable.Copy !req
158. Oh, and you might want to
grab some more ice, too.Copy !req
159. It's a hot one.
Good idea!Copy !req
160. She'll just be a second.
You don't mind, right?Copy !req
161. great, thanks.Copy !req
162. So, you're not
done yet.Copy !req
163. Let's take a look
at this receipt,Copy !req
164. See how much you saved today.Copy !req
165. Oh, gosh, yes.Copy !req
166. Oh, my god, please!Copy !req
167. Just end this!Copy !req
168. We're not getting
any younger over here!Copy !req
169. Well, don't blame us
for that.Copy !req
170. Anyway, thanks again
for the tip on the cups.Copy !req
171. Hey, no problem. Let me
know how they work out.Copy !req
172. Nice, uh, chalking
with you.Copy !req
173. Oh-ho-ho, you!Copy !req
174. Finally!Copy !req
175. You sure you guys
are done?Copy !req
176. Hold on. I have to put
these old cups back.Copy !req
177. Stupid birthday.Copy !req
178. I hate cups.Copy !req
179. Nuts!Copy !req
180. Old flower petals
from mort's? Check.Copy !req
181. That's great, tina.
We'll spread themCopy !req
182. From the front door into
the bathroom to the tub.Copy !req
183. Huh.Copy !req
184. Hmm.
Huh.
Yeah.Copy !req
185. That's, like, six... Six petals.Copy !req
186. Yeah, not a lot of
funerals this month.Copy !req
187. Mort said to check back
around the holidays.Copy !req
188. Maybe just one in the hallway,
one in the doorway,Copy !req
189. And then one at the tub?
Yeah.Copy !req
190. Well, we could get
some branches.
Yeah, I don't...Copy !req
191. I'm not sure that will
have the same impact.Copy !req
192. Hmm.Copy !req
193. Okay, well, just
float those in the tub.Copy !req
194. That'll still
be nice.Copy !req
195. And here's my new age
relaxation cd.Copy !req
196. A lady having a garage sale
forced me to take it.Copy !req
197. that's pretty
relaxing, I guess.Copy !req
198. Is... Is
that whales?Copy !req
199. I think it's...
The saddest whale.Copy !req
200. This isn't that
bad, you guys.Copy !req
201. I think we may have actually
pulled this together.Copy !req
202. I mean, I know your mom, and
she's really gonna like this.Copy !req
203. This could end up being
a pretty decent birthday.Copy !req
204. Pretty decent birthday?Copy !req
205. More like best birthday!Copy !req
206. Best birthday?Copy !req
207. Best day of her life!Copy !req
208. oh, mm...Copy !req
209. Oh, come on!Copy !req
210. Aw, gum?Copy !req
211. Ew!Copy !req
212. Damn it! Wha... Oh!Copy !req
213. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
214. I hate my birthday!Copy !req
215. Hi. Me again.Copy !req
216. Uh, I locked my keys in
my car and I was wonderingCopy !req
217. If I could use your phone
to call my husband.Copy !req
218. Mm, I'm sorry.Copy !req
219. Our phone is for employees only.Copy !req
220. It's an emergency!Copy !req
221. Locking your keys
in your carCopy !req
222. Is not an emergency.
What?Copy !req
223. You can't check into
a hospital withCopy !req
224. A bad case of "you locked
your keys in your car."Copy !req
225. You know what? Fine.Copy !req
226. I'll ask to borrow
someone's cell phone.Copy !req
227. No harassing
our customers.Copy !req
228. Did you know
your pants are ripped?Copy !req
229. Yes!Copy !req
230. Uh, excuse me, sir, can I
borrow your cell phone?Copy !req
231. I locked my keys in my car,
and I got to call my husband.Copy !req
232. Uh, I don't, uh,
have a cell phone.Copy !req
233. You don't?Copy !req
234. What's that right there?
What's that?Copy !req
235. I don't know. I got to go.Copy !req
236. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
come back!Copy !req
237. I'm a good person!Copy !req
238. Hmm. Your mom's not
picking up her phone.Copy !req
239. Um, let me try
aunt gayle.Copy !req
240. Hi, gayle, it's bob.Copy !req
241. Uh, have you heard
from linda today?Copy !req
242. Yes, I know
it's her birthday, gayle.Copy !req
243. I just don't know
where she is.Copy !req
244. Yeah... Calm down, gayle.
I-I'm sure she's fine.Copy !req
245. Gayle, pull yourself...Copy !req
246. Gayle. Gayle! Gayle!Copy !req
247. Oh, my god,
there she is.Copy !req
248. Hi, linda.Copy !req
249. Uh, gayle,
she just walked in.Copy !req
250. She's fine, she looks great.Copy !req
251. Call you back later. Bye.Copy !req
252. You know mom's not
really here, right?Copy !req
253. Yes, tina.Copy !req
254. Because you said she was...
You saw her.Copy !req
255. I know, but I was...
Forget it.Copy !req
256. Were you lying?
All right. Yes.Copy !req
257. Listen, your mom probably just
ran out of gas or something.Copy !req
258. I'll call teddy and see if he
can drive us out to the store.Copy !req
259. Wow. Going to the
store with teddy?Copy !req
260. Happy birthday to us.Copy !req
261. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
262. I know I look a little crazy,
but I'm having a rough day.Copy !req
263. Uh-huh.
It's my birthday...Copy !req
264. Happy birthday!
And I locked my keysCopy !req
265. And my cell phone
in my car at the grocery store.Copy !req
266. Oh! The worst.
Yeah.Copy !req
267. And I'm just trying to get home.Copy !req
268. Does this bus go to the wharf?Copy !req
269. You're in luck, yes!Copy !req
270. Oh! Please take me.Copy !req
271. I swear I will pay you the fareCopy !req
272. Once I get it from my apartment.
Please.Copy !req
273. Okay. Come on up.Copy !req
274. Oh! Oh, thank god.Copy !req
275. Thank you! Ha.Copy !req
276. Finally,
something's going right.Copy !req
277. you won't regret this.Copy !req
278. Wait, wait, wait,
where you going?Copy !req
279. The wharf is
the other way!Copy !req
280. This is the express
to wildwood wharf.Copy !req
281. What wharf
did you think?Copy !req
282. Wonder wharf! The one I was
pointing at!Copy !req
283. I just thought you
were a bad pointer.Copy !req
284. pull over
so I can get off.Copy !req
285. I can't pull over;
we're on the highway.Copy !req
286. You'll have to wait until
we get to our next stop.Copy !req
287. Oh, my god.Copy !req
288. Uh, well,
I guess I'll just get onCopy !req
289. The next bus going
the other way, right?Copy !req
290. That'd be me on my way back.
Oh!Copy !req
291. Shouldn't be more
than an hour and a half.Copy !req
292. Might as well just stay on.Copy !req
293. Hey, we can play
the alphabet game!Copy !req
294. An hour and a half?Copy !req
295. Oh. I'll just walk back.Copy !req
296. Fine, we'll play
till the next stop.Copy !req
297. There's an "a"
on that sign.Copy !req
298. I'm winning.
There's a "b."Copy !req
299. You're falling behind!
I got two!Copy !req
300. Bus driver:
It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
301. Ugh, those poor
fudge pops.Copy !req
302. They don't
stand a chance.Copy !req
303. They'll refreeze though,
right? Right?Copy !req
304. Sure they will, but
they'll be in weird shapes.Copy !req
305. Ugh, super weird.
Yeah.Copy !req
306. Where are you, mom?Copy !req
307. Okay, she's not in the store,
but she definitely was.Copy !req
308. The checker did not like her.Copy !req
309. That was clear.
How could you tell?Copy !req
310. It was clear.
What do you mean?Copy !req
311. He said so. He hated her.Copy !req
312. He said he hate—
"I hated..."Copy !req
313. "... Your wife."
huh.Copy !req
314. But he did say he thinks
she took off walking.Copy !req
315. And we didn't see her
on the drive here,Copy !req
316. So she must have walked
in a different way?Copy !req
317. We'll never find her!Copy !req
318. There are dozens
of ways to walk home!Copy !req
319. And dozens of
women walking!Copy !req
320. How will we know
which one is her?Copy !req
321. I'm already forgetting
what she looks like.Copy !req
322. She's a woman.
I think she's... Tall.Copy !req
323. Does she have glasses?Copy !req
324. I can't remember.Copy !req
325. Yes! Yes, she does.Copy !req
326. All right,
let's focus, okay?Copy !req
327. She has a hook for
a hand! I'm sure of it!Copy !req
328. Gene, no.Copy !req
329. Okay, so if I'm gonna walk it,Copy !req
330. I could cut through that way?Copy !req
331. You're pointing at me.
Where did you learn to point?Copy !req
332. No, I'm pointing through you.Copy !req
333. But it's at me.
The other side of the...Copy !req
334. Oh, behind me?Copy !req
335. Well, that makes
a lot more sense.Copy !req
336. Yeah, no, that's where
you want to walk.Copy !req
337. Okay, thanks, andrew.Copy !req
338. Bye, linda.Copy !req
339. Bye.
Okay, bye, linda.Copy !req
340. Happy birthday.
Beep-beep.Copy !req
341. That's me; the horn
doesn't work.Copy !req
342. Bye.Copy !req
343. Well, this is the only other
street your mom could've taken.Copy !req
344. Where is she?
We got to find her.Copy !req
345. Every minute
we're not with her,Copy !req
346. She's having a worse
and worse birthday.Copy !req
347. She must have stopped somewhere,
but where would she go?Copy !req
348. Is chaka khan in town?Copy !req
349. Nope, she doesn't come
through till December.Copy !req
350. Mom probably got hungry.Copy !req
351. She needs to eat
every 15 minutesCopy !req
352. Or she becomes a monster.Copy !req
353. But she doesn't have
any money.Copy !req
354. She locked her purse
in the car.Copy !req
355. Oh, devendorf's bakery.Copy !req
356. They're really generous
with their samples.Copy !req
357. Mom and I go there a lot.Copy !req
358. You do?
Well, it's actually been
a while.Copy !req
359. We're both worried
about bathing suit season.Copy !req
360. I guess it's worth a try.Copy !req
361. To devendorf's bakery!Copy !req
362. To free samples!Copy !req
363. Ugh, mud.Copy !req
364. Okay, linda.Copy !req
365. Try to look on the bright side.Copy !req
366. How often do you get to walk
through a field?Copy !req
367. It's kind of neat. Look around.Copy !req
368. It's a nice day.Copy !req
369. Oh, here's a pretty flower. Oh!Copy !req
370. Oh, god, uh-oh, it's skunk.Copy !req
371. Oh, he's sleeping.Copy !req
372. Just gonna tiptoe away
and not bother you.Copy !req
373. Oh, god!Copy !req
374. Oh, my face!Copy !req
375. Oh, god, that stupid skunk!Copy !req
376. Nocturnal idiot!Copy !req
377. Whoa!Copy !req
378. Oh, for the love of pete!Copy !req
379. I can still see out of one side.Copy !req
380. Sort of.
What's that black fuzzy thing?Copy !req
381. Oh, you little skunk!Copy !req
382. So this is where you go
with your mom, huh?Copy !req
383. Yeah, now let me do
the talking.Copy !req
384. You just look cute.Copy !req
385. Hey, you, long time no see.Copy !req
386. How's the pumpernickel today?Copy !req
387. Dry? Better try a sample.Copy !req
388. Hello, uh, I'm looking
for my wife.Copy !req
389. She's got black hair
and red glasses.Copy !req
390. And amazing wrists,
but huge hands.Copy !req
391. Teddy.
What? I'm just trying
to be specific.Copy !req
392. You mean her?Copy !req
393. Yes. Wait, why do you have
a photo of...Copy !req
394. Wait, what does that say
on the picture?Copy !req
395. It says "do not feed."Copy !req
396. What?
Do not feed.Copy !req
397. Your wife was abusing
our free sample policy.Copy !req
398. She hasn't been in here
since we posted the photo.Copy !req
399. She's been coming here
without me?Copy !req
400. What did that guy do?Copy !req
401. He wants his
crusts cut off.Copy !req
402. What did she do?Copy !req
403. She touches everything.
Everything.Copy !req
404. What did he do?Copy !req
405. He's really racist.Copy !req
406. What did that baby do?Copy !req
407. He's just a jerk.
Okay, fine.Copy !req
408. Thank you. Uh, we're leaving.Copy !req
409. Kids, let's go.Copy !req
410. You know, maybe don't
give out free samplesCopy !req
411. And then get mad at people
when they eat them.Copy !req
412. Well, you know, unfortunately,
we can't bake enough in a dayCopy !req
413. To fill your wife's giant hands.Copy !req
414. There's only so much
pumpernickel in the world.Copy !req
415. What did you say?Copy !req
416. Oh-ho, you poor dumb baker.Copy !req
417. Here comes the thunder.Copy !req
418. Guess what?
No one talks about...Copy !req
419. Hey.Copy !req
420. My wife's giant handsCopy !req
421. Easy.
On her birthday!Copy !req
422. Except for teddy,
because...Copy !req
423. All right.
He also...Copy !req
424. Complimented...
Her wrists!Copy !req
425. And this
pumpernickel is dry!Copy !req
426. And a little dirty.Copy !req
427. Please give me a ride!Copy !req
428. I locked my keys in my car
oh, god, go, go, go!Copy !req
429. And I got on the wrong bus
and it's my birthday!Copy !req
430. All right, let's all think.Copy !req
431. Where else could your mom
have possibly goneCopy !req
432. Between the grocery store
and home?Copy !req
433. Okay, okay, I'm mom.Copy !req
434. I'm walking around, I'm singing.Copy !req
435. she
stopped to poop!Copy !req
436. Of course!
Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
437. We should check the bathroom
in the lobbyCopy !req
438. Of the royal oyster hotel.Copy !req
439. Why that one?
It's mom's favorite.Copy !req
440. What?
So that's what mom meansCopy !req
441. When she says she's going
to shuck an oyster.Copy !req
442. Oh, my god.Copy !req
443. I want to see
this bathroom.Copy !req
444. I could go.Copy !req
445. Let's go to
the royal oyster hotel.Copy !req
446. Should we call ahead
to let them knowCopy !req
447. We'll all be pooping?Copy !req
448. Oh, like you guys
smell so good.Copy !req
449. Uh, turns out
it was just number one.Copy !req
450. Thank you, teddy.Copy !req
451. Not for me.
I hit a grand slam.Copy !req
452. Really good job, gene.Copy !req
453. Thank you.
No mom.Copy !req
454. But they did get
a new potpourri.Copy !req
455. Mom's gonna love it.Copy !req
456. Excuse me, are you
guests of the hotel?Copy !req
457. No, uh, we're, uh, we're...
We're just looking for my wife.Copy !req
458. She sometimes comes here to...
Use the... Restroom.Copy !req
459. Oh, linda?Copy !req
460. You must be bob!Copy !req
461. Yes. Wait, y-you know her?Copy !req
462. Well, as much
as you can know a womanCopy !req
463. Who comes to your hotel
once or twice a week to poop.Copy !req
464. Hey, isn't it
her birthday today?Copy !req
465. Uh, yes.Copy !req
466. Hey, tim.
Have you seen linda today?Copy !req
467. Oh, please, it's barely noon.Copy !req
468. Hi, tim.Copy !req
469. Huh, well, she's not here,
so we better go.Copy !req
470. What? No, stay a little.Copy !req
471. We finally get to meet you
after all these years.Copy !req
472. Years?
Where does the time go?Copy !req
473. We-we really
got to find my wife.Copy !req
474. Nice meeting you though.Copy !req
475. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
476. Say hi to linda for me.Copy !req
477. Tell her we got new potpourri.Copy !req
478. She was absolutely right.Copy !req
479. Uh, will do.Copy !req
480. Just four more blocks.Copy !req
481. Oh, god, this thing?Copy !req
482. Welcome to
chalk of the town.Copy !req
483. Oh, god, it's you.Copy !req
484. Oh, you and your dumb cups.Copy !req
485. What happened?Copy !req
486. oh, you smell.Copy !req
487. It's been a rough morning,
deirdre.Copy !req
488. What is that,
some sort of street diaper?Copy !req
489. You're a street diaper.Copy !req
490. No, you're the street diaper.
No, you!Copy !req
491. Okay, you're the one actually
wearing a street diaper,Copy !req
492. So if anyone is a
street diaper, it's you.Copy !req
493. Step aside, street diaper.
I'm going through.Copy !req
494. Oh, not without a
ticket, I'm afraid.Copy !req
495. Well, I'm afraid
it's a public street,Copy !req
496. So get out of my way.Copy !req
497. You should have been nicer
at the grocery storeCopy !req
498. And maybe I would.Copy !req
499. Uh-oh! Your cups are spilling!Copy !req
500. What are you do... Oh, my god.Copy !req
501. I guess these weren't
the good ones after all.Copy !req
502. Oh, don't!Copy !req
503. Stop! No!Copy !req
504. My chalksterpiece!Copy !req
505. Do not move.Copy !req
506. Just carefully step off.Copy !req
507. What is this?Copy !req
508. It's the story of america,Copy !req
509. And you're scuffing it up,
you hag!Copy !req
510. hag?Copy !req
511. Yep.
You know what I think?Copy !req
512. I think I'm gonna do
a little twist.Copy !req
513. No. No.
A little twist and shout.Copy !req
514. No! Don't you do it.
A twist a twisty shout.Copy !req
515. How-how about the charleston?Copy !req
516. I'm gonna charleston
on your face!Copy !req
517. Come back here!
I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
518. Help!Copy !req
519. She's crazy!
Get back here!Copy !req
520. She's destroying the art!Copy !req
521. No, I'm not! You're the one
stepping all over everything!Copy !req
522. Sorry, sorry!Copy !req
523. Ooh, good manhole!Copy !req
524. Ooh, space!Copy !req
525. Hi, aliens!
Whoa!Copy !req
526. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
527. Damn it!Copy !req
528. Wow. People are
very divided on your mom.Copy !req
529. Where is she?Copy !req
530. Does this town
have cults?Copy !req
531. Maybe she joined
one of those.Copy !req
532. I might know a place
where she could be.Copy !req
533. Where?
She's probably not there.Copy !req
534. I shouldn't have said anything.Copy !req
535. Let's definitely not go.Copy !req
536. Well, she's not here.
Let's call it.Copy !req
537. Wait, louise,
you and your mom come here?Copy !req
538. Used to come.Copy !req
539. To pet the puppies?Copy !req
540. No. I guess.Copy !req
541. I don't know; I've never even
come inside the store.Copy !req
542. I'm always outside
just pitching pennies,Copy !req
543. Breaking bottles,
you know, being a hoodlum.Copy !req
544. Hey, louise,
I thought that was you.Copy !req
545. Oh, hi, robert.Copy !req
546. Want me to get out
colonel fluffles again?Copy !req
547. He missed you.Copy !req
548. Hi, louise, how you doing?Copy !req
549. Oh, god, don't
make eye contact.Copy !req
550. He's reeling me in.Copy !req
551. colonel fluffles!Copy !req
552. You're so...Copy !req
553. I'm beginning to think my
secret bathroom trips with momCopy !req
554. Aren't as fun
as what you guys do.Copy !req
555. Uh, he's getting old.Copy !req
556. I'm just a puppy.Copy !req
557. Well, he's got cloudy
eyes this time.Copy !req
558. Yeah, I know,
his eyes are a little...Copy !req
559. But I'm fine.
Don't worry about me.Copy !req
560. I'm a scrapper.Copy !req
561. Oh, he looks lumpier
than last time.Copy !req
562. I'm a little bit lumpy,
but that's just more to love.Copy !req
563. Yes, that is.Copy !req
564. Want to say hi
to uncle feathers?Copy !req
565. All right!Copy !req
566. Did it just say "all right"?Copy !req
567. All right!Copy !req
568. Wow. Your mom leads a rich,Copy !req
569. Kind of odd life
that I did not know about.Copy !req
570. Bobby, does this parrot
make me look cool?Copy !req
571. Oh, crap. I just realized,Copy !req
572. If linda gets home,
she can't get in.Copy !req
573. She doesn't have her keys.Copy !req
574. One of us
should have stayed behind.Copy !req
575. Not it.
Gene, it's too late.Copy !req
576. N-never mind. Let's go.Copy !req
577. Ha!Copy !req
578. Ha! Ha-ha!Copy !req
579. I did it!
I actually made it home.Copy !req
580. Bob! Kids!Copy !req
581. Let me in!Copy !req
582. Mommy's home!Copy !req
583. It's the birthday girl!Copy !req
584. Where are they?Copy !req
585. Aah!Copy !req
586. Ooh.Copy !req
587. Aah!Copy !req
588. Not gonna let this birthday win.Copy !req
589. Yes! I win!Copy !req
590. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
591. Ha!Copy !req
592. Ha-ha!Copy !req
593. Whoa!Copy !req
594. Mom?
Lin?Copy !req
595. Happy spa day.Copy !req
596. That's me.Copy !req
597. You sure it was
only one skunk, mom?Copy !req
598. No, it was two,
or it was the same guy twice.Copy !req
599. Mom, is it cool if I
dip my grilled cheeseCopy !req
600. In your tomato bath?
Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
601. Yeah!
So, wait, what color were
the horses again?Copy !req
602. Just plain brown, I guess.
Yes.Copy !req
603. Lin, I got to tell you,Copy !req
604. I learned some new things
about you today.Copy !req
605. Stuff I didn't know.Copy !req
606. Stuff I respect, kind of.Copy !req
607. And I'm glad to say,
after all these years,Copy !req
608. I'm still finding
little surprises.Copy !req
609. Also, I wrote all of that
in your birthday card.Copy !req
610. See?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
611. Aw.Copy !req
612. Yep, I did that.Copy !req
613. But sorry your birthday
was horrible, lin.Copy !req
614. Hey, don't be sorry.Copy !req
615. This was the best
birthday ever.
What?Copy !req
616. Yeah. I kicked this day's butt.Copy !req
617. I still got it.Copy !req
618. I think I might
even be getting better.Copy !req
619. I want this
to be the new tradition.Copy !req
620. Every year on my birthday,Copy !req
621. You blindfold me
and you drop me off somewhereCopy !req
622. With no cell phone
and no money,Copy !req
623. And I have to make
my way home.
Deal!Copy !req
624. Now let's bloody mary up
this tub! It's mommy's birthday!Copy !req
625. Gene, grab the vodka!
all right.
On it!Copy !req
626. Captioned by
media access group at wgbhCopy !req