1. I can't believe we're
at school on a Saturday.Copy !req
2. The cotton candy festival
is today at wonder wharf!Copy !req
3. I heard they have unusual
and exotic flavors.Copy !req
4. Like lasagna.
And chimichurri!Copy !req
5. Well, you'll never know since
you'll all be in detention.Copy !req
6. Dad, tina will give you all
the money in her bank accountCopy !req
7. If you take us to wonder wharf
right now.Copy !req
8. Please? By the time we getCopy !req
9. Out of detention,
the festival will be over.Copy !req
10. Well, you should've
thought about that
before you got in trouble.Copy !req
11. Good kids eat cotton,
bad kids eat notton'.Copy !req
12. I can't believe you won't go
to detention for me.Copy !req
13. I already told you,
if I could I would,Copy !req
14. But I can't fit into
your clothes, tammy.Copy !req
15. You know I want to.
You want to go
to detention for meCopy !req
16. Or you want to wear my clothes?Copy !req
17. J-just go.Copy !req
18. Mom, I can't believe
I got detention.Copy !req
19. Don't even worry about it.
You're, like, really pretty.Copy !req
20. All day, huh? Oof, this is gonna
suck for you, really.Copy !req
21. Hey, there's bob. Hey, belcher!Copy !req
22. You got three kids
in detention, huh?Copy !req
23. Yeah, jimmy.Copy !req
24. I only got one. I win!Copy !req
25. Well, I... Had none in...
Detention yesterday!Copy !req
26. How many did you have in...Copy !req
27. Don't roll up your window!Copy !req
28. Roll it back down!Copy !req
29. Mr.
Well? Do any of youCopy !req
30. Have anything to say
for yourselvesCopy !req
31. After what happened yesterday
at school?Copy !req
32. I have something to say.Copy !req
33. I'd like to apologize
on behalf of tammy.Copy !req
34. She's a horrible person
who caused all of this,Copy !req
35. And everyone should be released
from this hell pit except her.Copy !req
36. Thank you.
You're a liar
without a hair dryer.Copy !req
37. This is your
sister's fault!Copy !req
38. I'm a boy!Copy !req
39. Not you, gene. Tina.Copy !req
40. She caused all of this.Copy !req
41. If by "caused" you mean
"didn't cause," then, yeah,Copy !req
42. I caused this.
High five.
Sure.Copy !req
43. Ow. Too hard.
From what I remember,Copy !req
44. This was caused by one thing
and one thing only: Fashion.Copy !req
45. okay, so this is it.Copy !req
46. Day one with my new look.Copy !req
47. I can't believe
I'm wearing this at school.Copy !req
48. I barely
recognize you.Copy !req
49. Maybe I shouldn't do it.
No, no.Copy !req
50. If you want to dazzle,
you got to take razzles.Copy !req
51. That's a dazzling way
to say "risks."Copy !req
52. You take fashion risks
with your fashion wrists.Copy !req
53. Hi, how are you guys?Copy !req
54. They're speechless, tina.
They don't know what to sayCopy !req
55. Because they've never seen
anything so original.Copy !req
56. I think you're right.
Guys, this is going great.Copy !req
57. Oh, my god!Copy !req
58. Tina's wearing the same
bracelet as you, tammy!Copy !req
59. Tina, you need to take
that off right now.Copy !req
60. Sparkle jelly bracelets are
my thing since yesterdayCopy !req
61. When I bought it.
Yeah.Copy !req
62. Tammy, I understand
you're disappointed.Copy !req
63. I'm a little disappointed, too.
Before I saw it on you,Copy !req
64. I thought
this bracelet was classy.Copy !req
65. Take... It... Off.Copy !req
66. I... Would... Rather... Die.Copy !req
67. Then you will die!Copy !req
68. Get off my sister!Copy !req
69. Hey! You guys playing
red rover?Copy !req
70. Send zeke on over!Copy !req
71. I don't know what to do! The
fire department will fix this!Copy !req
72. Yeah! Foam party!Copy !req
73. Detention! Saturday!Copy !req
74. All of you!
What?Copy !req
75. Admit it, tina,
the only reasonCopy !req
76. You wore
that sparkle jelly braceletCopy !req
77. Was because you wanted
to copy me, okay?Copy !req
78. That's not true.
I wore it because I wantedCopy !req
79. To make a statement
without saying a word.Copy !req
80. Mm-kay, well, I have
a statement for you then.Copy !req
81. darn it! Ugh!Copy !req
82. Why can't I fart when I want to?Copy !req
83. Where are the kids?Copy !req
84. They got detention, teddy.Copy !req
85. On the day
of the cotton candy festival?Copy !req
86. That's rough. Wish I could go,
but I can't trust myself.Copy !req
87. You think you're gonna get one,
maybe two cottons,Copy !req
88. Next thing you know
you're getting kicked outCopy !req
89. Of the festival, and they take
away your car keys.Copy !req
90. Right.
Hi, sweetie.
Can I help you?Copy !req
91. Hi. Good afternoon.
My name is sally.Copy !req
92. I hope
that you're enjoying your day.Copy !req
93. Would you like to buy
some magazine subscriptionsCopy !req
94. To help me learn
communication skills,Copy !req
95. Help me buy textbooks,Copy !req
96. And send me on a trip
to turtle camp in florida?Copy !req
97. I'm only 283 points
away from my goal.Copy !req
98. Turtle camp?
Uh, no, thanks.Copy !req
99. We're-we're not interested.
At all.Copy !req
100. Aw. I love turtles.
What do you do at camp?Copy !req
101. You get in a little canoe
with them? Do turtle crafts?Copy !req
102. You can select
up to ten magazinesCopy !req
103. From any of these titles
for only $17.Copy !req
104. That sounds like a great deal.
Where do I sign?
Fake.Copy !req
105. This is fake. Not real.
I'll take a look!Copy !req
106. Fake.
Let me see what you got.Copy !req
107. Jacuzzi enthusiast.Copy !req
108. Ooh, they got lotion monthly.
Ooh. Ooh, ooh.Copy !req
109. Aw, healthy babies digest.
Aw...Copy !req
110. Lin, th-they never
send you the magazines.Copy !req
111. You will start receiving issues
within 30 days.Copy !req
112. Uh, hold on
one second, sally.Copy !req
113. Quick conversation over here
with my wife.Copy !req
114. Lin, no.
They have
open-toe living.Copy !req
115. Linda, it's a scam.Copy !req
116. You give them money,
and they just take it.Copy !req
117. Sally's a scammer?
Our sally?Copy !req
118. Somebody's scamming her, too.
They put her up to it.Copy !req
119. What are we talking
about over here?Copy !req
120. Somebody is scamming sally.Copy !req
121. Bastard!
We got to help her.Copy !req
122. Or we can just nicely
ask her to leave.Copy !req
123. No, bobby. We lost three kids
to detention today.Copy !req
124. We're not losing sally, too.Copy !req
125. Sally!
What?Copy !req
126. Nothing, sally!
Nothing. Uh, no.Copy !req
127. Fashion has become toxic
here at wagstaff.Copy !req
128. Believe it or not,
even I have been the recipientCopy !req
129. Of what some people call
a "fashion thrashin'."Copy !req
130. Wha...Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. Wh-what?
"more like sweater mess"?Copy !req
133. That night, I was upset.Copy !req
134. But instead of lashing out
in anger,Copy !req
135. I turned to the needle.Copy !req
136. That's right.
The knitting needle.Copy !req
137. I rehabilitated myself
with fashion.Copy !req
138. That's an emotional-ass story,
mr. Frond.Copy !req
139. Fashion should be
a form of expression,Copy !req
140. Not a weapon
to tear people down.Copy !req
141. That is why I have decided
to team you upCopy !req
142. And pitch you against each other
in a fashion contest.Copy !req
143. So far, this all
makes sense.
Uh, no, thanks.Copy !req
144. If you need me, I'll be zoning
out pretty hard over here.Copy !req
145. And I'm gonna sleep
with my eyes open.Copy !req
146. Like this.Copy !req
147. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine!
The winning team will be allowedCopy !req
148. To leave detention
three hours early.Copy !req
149. Wait, what?
Seriously?Copy !req
150. We can go
to the cotton candy festival!Copy !req
151. Mr. Frond, you got yourself
a fashion contest.Copy !req
152. Welcome to... Scared fabulous!Copy !req
153. Hey, tina.
How about a side bet?Copy !req
154. Winner gets to wear the
sparkle jelly bracelet.Copy !req
155. Loser has to throw
theirs in the trash.Copy !req
156. Deal.
We've got a deal
like ally mcbeal.Copy !req
157. We've got a deal like
steven spiel... Berg.Copy !req
158. Welcome to scared fabulous.Copy !req
159. You will divide into teams
and face three challenges.Copy !req
160. You'll sketch designs,
collect materials,Copy !req
161. And construct outfits
on your cpr dummy.Copy !req
162. Good news for us, 'cause that
dummy looks hot in anything.Copy !req
163. Then one of you will walk
your design down the runway.Copy !req
164. You will have
three impartial judgesCopy !req
165. With a keen sense of fashion:Copy !req
166. Ms. Schnur, coach blevins
and mr. Branca.Copy !req
167. What? The big three?Copy !req
168. Aren't they all supposed to be
in milan this week?Copy !req
169. They're the only other
faculty membersCopy !req
170. Who happen to be
in the building today.Copy !req
171. I'm on tammy's team!Copy !req
172. I want to be on zeke's team.
Someday we're gonna startCopy !req
173. Our own men's fashion line
then live in a van!Copy !req
174. Yeah! Called fancy pants!Copy !req
175. You're gonna fance the way
you pants. I guarantee it!Copy !req
176. Fine, then. The last team will
be the belcher kids. There areCopy !req
177. Three of you, but I don't
really see that as an advantage.Copy !req
178. Don't underestimate us.
Our family's motto is,Copy !req
179. "maybe we'll get
lucky this time."
I thought it was,Copy !req
180. "stop touching that!
You're getting it all greasy!"Copy !req
181. How's the burger, sally?Copy !req
182. You like it?
It's fine. Thanks.Copy !req
183. So, are you guys gonna
buy any magazines?Copy !req
184. No, sally,
'cause your life is a lie.
What?Copy !req
185. Linda.
Sorry, sally.Copy !req
186. Uh, what my wife is
trying to say is thatCopy !req
187. There are no magazines.Copy !req
188. You're-you're involved
in a scam.Copy !req
189. Somebody is using you.Copy !req
190. But I'm only 283 points away
from reaching my goal.Copy !req
191. Sally! There are no points!Copy !req
192. What?
There is no goal!Copy !req
193. But...
There are no turtles!Copy !req
194. Oh.
You got to get out!Copy !req
195. What happened to the turtles?Copy !req
196. Linda, calm down.Copy !req
197. I guess I'm gonna
get going.Copy !req
198. Uh, okay, yeah, but did you get
what we were talking about here?Copy !req
199. Give me a quick hug!Copy !req
200. We'll, I'm not supposed...Copy !req
201. Sally.
I got to be on my way,
but, uh...Copy !req
202. Sorry to, uh...
Sorry to, uh...Copy !req
203. Sorry to, uh...
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
204. Bye, sally.
What a nice girl.Copy !req
205. Wait, where's my
purse? My purse!Copy !req
206. Oh, there it is.
There it is.Copy !req
207. Everything's okay.Copy !req
208. My fries!
You ate them, teddy.Copy !req
209. Oh, okay. Can I get another fry
over here please?Copy !req
210. Mr.
All right. I just got offCopy !req
211. The phone with principal spoors'
voicemail.Copy !req
212. I feel like the message
went really well,Copy !req
213. And I think what
we're looking at hereCopy !req
214. Is a pilot program that
will probably go national.Copy !req
215. So, ms. Schnur, what is
the first challenge?Copy !req
216. For my challenge, I want
each team to design an outfitCopy !req
217. That I can wear over
a three-day holiday weekend.Copy !req
218. All right, schnur,
what are we talking here?Copy !req
219. Martial arts tournament?
Canadian pill run? Antiquing?Copy !req
220. No. I'm just gonna sit
on the couch all weekendCopy !req
221. And watch a david schwimmer
movie marathon.Copy !req
222. Great! Okay, designers, time to
make her fab while you rehab.Copy !req
223. Ms. Schnur wants to sit
on the couch for three days.Copy !req
224. Gene, you were born
to design this outfit.Copy !req
225. I'm like the steve jobsCopy !req
226. Of sitting on the couch
for three days.Copy !req
227. Tina, you can be
our model.Copy !req
228. Uh, I don't know.
I'm not very good at walking.Copy !req
229. You're getting better.
Just keep your head high,Copy !req
230. Pick your knees up, and make
every step a glamorous stomp.Copy !req
231. You mean like a horse?Copy !req
232. Mm... Yeah.Copy !req
233. Clip-clop, girl!Copy !req
234. I'm in.Copy !req
235. All right, designers,
you each haveCopy !req
236. Five minutes
to collect your materials.Copy !req
237. Are we going to
the fabric store?
No!Copy !req
238. Oh.
For this challenge,Copy !req
239. You can only use materials
from ms. Schnur's supply closet.Copy !req
240. And your time starts... Now!Copy !req
241. Go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
242. Ugh, you copied
my bracelet, tina,Copy !req
243. And now you want
to take my stapler?Copy !req
244. Why don't you staple your mouth
shut, 'cause your face keepsCopy !req
245. Falling open and dumb words
keep coming out.Copy !req
246. Mine!Copy !req
247. No...!Copy !req
248. Oh, there's another one
right here.Copy !req
249. Mr.
Welcome to the runway.Copy !req
250. As you know
in fashion,Copy !req
251. One day you're in,Copy !req
252. The next day
you're rehabilitated.Copy !req
253. And out in the free world
eating cotton candyCopy !req
254. To shove it in your
face, the whole thing.Copy !req
255. The winner of this challenge
will receive immunityCopy !req
256. In the next round.
Let's start the show!Copy !req
257. j-ju's wearing
the couch-fit!Copy !req
258. For the d... For those days
you just don't want to get offCopy !req
259. The couch, now you
don't have to.Copy !req
260. 'cause you are the couch.
Spin.Copy !req
261. Looking good, girl!Copy !req
262. Ha.
Mmm, mmm, mmm...Copy !req
263. It doesn't matter if she's out
on the town or in on the couch,Copy !req
264. We wanted ms. Schnur to look fun
and flirty, not gross and dirty.Copy !req
265. This is me right now.Copy !req
266. And... Clip-clop. Clip-clop.Copy !req
267. ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
268. I introduce to you
the adult bib.Copy !req
269. The pockets are lined
with aluminum foilCopy !req
270. To keep your
chicken wings warm.Copy !req
271. We got this, gene.
Tina looks great out there.Copy !req
272. Horsey but good.
Ah!Copy !req
273. Oh, no! My nephew
through the years!Copy !req
274. Oh, nice one, tina.
Uh, good luck winningCopy !req
275. After you ruined ms.
Schnur's family forever.Copy !req
276. Uh...Copy !req
277. Mr. Now it's time
to pick a winner and seeCopy !req
278. Who will get immunity and move
directly to the final round.Copy !req
279. Zeke, jimmy jr., I found
your look incredibly offensive.Copy !req
280. I am not a couch.Copy !req
281. Tammy, jocelyn,Copy !req
282. Your flirty outfit
would send the wrong messageCopy !req
283. To the chinese food
delivery guy.Copy !req
284. His name is enrique, and he's
already very forward with me.Copy !req
285. Belcher children,
your model fell overCopy !req
286. And destroyed
all my photographs of nathan.Copy !req
287. Ms. Schnur, it's time
to announce your decision.Copy !req
288. The winner of
this challenge is...Copy !req
289. Come on, schnur. Get us to
that sweet, sweet cotton candy.Copy !req
290. Tammy and jocelyn.Copy !req
291. yay! We're popular!Copy !req
292. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
293. Sparkle jealous, much?Copy !req
294. Blah, blah, blah much?
That's you.Copy !req
295. I want cotton candy
much! That's me!Copy !req
296. Kids, welcome
to round two.Copy !req
297. Coach blevins,
tell the designersCopy !req
298. About their
next challenge.Copy !req
299. Uh, I just came in todayCopy !req
300. To pull up
these old wrestling matsCopy !req
301. Because they're full of,
uh, blood and spit.Copy !req
302. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
303. Also, I needCopy !req
304. To throw out these jerseys.Copy !req
305. They're from the '60s, and they
have high levels of bacteria.Copy !req
306. Yeah, but isn't bacteria
just a myth?Copy !req
307. So let's just say
the materialsCopy !req
308. For this challenge will be
wrestling mats and old jerseys.Copy !req
309. Now, tell them what kind
of outfit you want.Copy !req
310. Well, next Saturday, I have
a wrestling meet in the morning,Copy !req
311. Traffic school in the afternoon
and salsa dancing at night.Copy !req
312. So I guess I need an outfit
that's a triple threat:Copy !req
313. Coaching, getting
my license back, dancing.Copy !req
314. You heard the man.Copy !req
315. Let's get started,
designers.Copy !req
316. Good luck, designer-whiners!Copy !req
317. We have immunity!Copy !req
318. That means we don't have to
design an outfit this round,Copy !req
319. And we can never die.Copy !req
320. Just the first thing.
The second thing is incorrect.Copy !req
321. excuse me. Hi.Copy !req
322. Can I help you?Copy !req
323. Did you tell this girl
that she was part of a scam?Copy !req
324. Um, a little bit?
Who are you?Copy !req
325. I'm trish, and I've been
helping girls like sallyCopy !req
326. Get communication
skills, textbooksCopy !req
327. And trips to florida
for the last 16 years.Copy !req
328. Oh, okay. So you're the oneCopy !req
329. Behind the whole
fake turtle camp thing?Copy !req
330. Fake turtle camp thing?Copy !req
331. Do you know what these
girls learn down there?Copy !req
332. They learn to come
out of their shell.
Yup.Copy !req
333. Let me tell you a story, huh?Copy !req
334. Once upon a time,
there was a little girl.Copy !req
335. And she used to stutter
with a lisp, like this.Copy !req
336. Th-th-th-th-th-th-th.Copy !req
337. And then she sold magazines
and went to turtle camp,Copy !req
338. And everything changed.Copy !req
339. was it you?Copy !req
340. Yes. Let's say yes.Copy !req
341. These magazines change lives.Copy !req
342. Oh, my god, bobby,
it's not a scam.Copy !req
343. We had it all wrong.
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
344. Still think this is
a bunch of crap.Copy !req
345. It-it just seems
like you're asking girlsCopy !req
346. To sell magazines
and then taking the money.Copy !req
347. Okay, you know what else
a turtle can do?Copy !req
348. Huh? Do you know?Copy !req
349. A little turtle,
what can it do, hmm?Copy !req
350. It can snap!
Snapping turtles!Copy !req
351. So do you want
to see me snap, hmm?Copy !req
352. No.
Or do you want to
buy some magazines?Copy !req
353. calm down.
What are you doing?Copy !req
354. Okay, okay, take it easy.Copy !req
355. Oh, no! Bobby,
she's pulling up the counter!Copy !req
356. Do... You... Want to buy
any... Magazines?Copy !req
357. Say yes, bobby!
Say yes!
Oh!Copy !req
358. God, I'm going crazy!Copy !req
359. Okay, do you have any
magazines about cooking?Copy !req
360. We have
cooking in the kitchen.Copy !req
361. Great. I'll get my checkbook.Copy !req
362. Get your checkbook. Get it!
I'm getting it!Copy !req
363. Hurry!
I can't find it!Copy !req
364. Okay, the designs are complete.Copy !req
365. Let's tear them apart
metaphorically.Copy !req
366. Coach blevins will
be sporty and spicyCopy !req
367. In this one-piece,
all-day dress shirt.Copy !req
368. Mm-hmm. You'll notice the design
is backless, which is perfectCopy !req
369. For salsa dancing and
getting your license back.Copy !req
370. come on!Copy !req
371. Zeke is wearing a traditional
japanese samurai outfit.Copy !req
372. 'cause there is nowhere
this outfit doesn't fit inCopy !req
373. And stand out.Copy !req
374. Coach blevins, it's timeCopy !req
375. To announce the winner
of this challengeCopy !req
376. And who will face tammy
and jocelyn in the final round!Copy !req
377. Uh, I honestly don't know
anything about fashion.Copy !req
378. Can we just call it a tie?Copy !req
379. No, we cannot
call it a tie.Copy !req
380. It's fashion. There
has to be a winnerCopy !req
381. And a loser.
Pick one!Copy !req
382. Um, maybeCopy !req
383. They should just
wrestle for it.Copy !req
384. That's how I usually
settle things in my gym class.Copy !req
385. Fine, then. If that's what it
takes for you to pick a winner,Copy !req
386. Then we'll have
them wrestle.Copy !req
387. Wait. What?Copy !req
388. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Go!Copy !req
389. Yeah! This is my kind
of fashion show!Copy !req
390. Gene, get over here!
I'm gonna get ya!Copy !req
391. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
392. I just ironed this outfit! Aah!Copy !req
393. oh, hello, principal spoors.Copy !req
394. We're right in the middle
of a fashion show.Copy !req
395. I assume
you're calling about that?Copy !req
396. It's-it's a little
hard to hear you.Copy !req
397. Wh-what were you saying?
Stop it!Copy !req
398. Oh, you... You what
scared fabulous?Copy !req
399. You hate it. Okay.Copy !req
400. Like, ironically?Copy !req
401. Hey, tina!
You guys are gonna lose!Copy !req
402. So bracelet in your facelet
is what I'm talking about!Copy !req
403. You want to go, tammy?
Want to go?
Yeah!Copy !req
404. I'd like to talk to you more,
a little more,Copy !req
405. About the... Oh. Okay, right.Copy !req
406. No more calls on the weekend.
Got it. Right. Bye.Copy !req
407. So, designers, I just spoke
with principal spoors,Copy !req
408. And there have been
some new developments.Copy !req
409. Scared fabulous
will abruptly end now,Copy !req
410. And we'll all be
returning to classCopy !req
411. Where detention
will resume as usual.Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. What about the finals?Copy !req
414. And the cotton candy festival!Copy !req
415. Whoa, mr. Frond, hold on.Copy !req
416. You're gonna let
principal spoorsCopy !req
417. Just shut down
our rehabilitation?Copy !req
418. It was a mutual
decision.Copy !req
419. Oh, I get what's going on.Copy !req
420. He didn't think
you were qualifiedCopy !req
421. To run a fashion-based
at-risk youth program.Copy !req
422. Maybe another teacher
will have to do it.Copy !req
423. Someone with, say,
a knack for fashion.Copy !req
424. Uh, I...
I'm wagstaff's fashion guy.Copy !req
425. I'm a better designer
than all of you combined.Copy !req
426. I could sew you
under the table.Copy !req
427. Oh, really? Well, why don't you
put your knitting needlesCopy !req
428. Where your mouth is?Copy !req
429. One last challenge—
all of us against you.Copy !req
430. Mr. Branca judges.
Right, mr. Branca?Copy !req
431. I like clean lines
and simple silhouettes.Copy !req
432. Ugh. No. I don't want to work
with tina. I won't do it.Copy !req
433. I don't... I...
Stop it! Just shush. Shush!Copy !req
434. If you win,
we'll tell principal spoorsCopy !req
435. That you scared us fabulous,Copy !req
436. And that you're the best dressed
man we've ever seen.Copy !req
437. But if we win,
we all get to leave early.Copy !req
438. I'm a knitter, not a quitter.Copy !req
439. Kids, you're on.Copy !req
440. All right!
Hell yeah!Copy !req
441. Oh, my god, yeah!
Let's do it.Copy !req
442. You can take
our Saturday morning,Copy !req
443. But you'll hopefully
never take awayCopy !req
444. Our mid-to-late
Saturday afternoon!Copy !req
445. Let the ultimate
challenge begin.Copy !req
446. The fashionista
versus the detentionistas.Copy !req
447. I can't believe I have
to work with tina.Copy !req
448. She smells like failure, and
her hair smells like ketchup.Copy !req
449. It's not like I want to work
with you, either, tammy.Copy !req
450. And you're wrong.Copy !req
451. My hair doesn't smell
like ketchup. My skin does.Copy !req
452. Oh.
You guys, try to keep it
together for one last challenge.Copy !req
453. We'll all get out of here,Copy !req
454. And you can hate each other
on the outside.Copy !req
455. Let me paint a picture.Copy !req
456. I am president
in the old country.Copy !req
457. The revolution is underway.Copy !req
458. The rebels have charged
into my palace,Copy !req
459. Dragged me onto the street,
and are demanding justice.Copy !req
460. I must give a speech.Copy !req
461. I want you to design a look
that will save my lifeCopy !req
462. Using a materialCopy !req
463. That I now work with every day
in your wonderful country.Copy !req
464. Trash. You have 20 minutes. Dig!Copy !req
465. Let's go!
Let's go!Copy !req
466. So what do we owe you?Copy !req
467. Let's call it $160.Copy !req
468. Hmm. That's not how
much magazines cost.Copy !req
469. Hey, bob.Copy !req
470. Just wanted to
check how many kidsCopy !req
471. You were gonna be
picking up from detention.Copy !req
472. Still three?
Not now, jimmy. We're in
the middle of something here.Copy !req
473. Yeah? What are you talking
about? What are you doing?Copy !req
474. You know what? Just... Nah,
you-you wouldn't be interested.Copy !req
475. Ha! Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
476. But, uh, you know, tell me
so I can not be interested.Copy !req
477. Well, we were just using
some of our profitsCopy !req
478. To help sally here
with her textbooksCopy !req
479. And communication skills
and turtle camp.Copy !req
480. Just some philanthropy.Copy !req
481. You know, giving back
to the community.Copy !req
482. We bought 20
magazine subscriptions,Copy !req
483. But it's not a big deal.Copy !req
484. Nothing you'd be interested in.Copy !req
485. 20? That's dumb.
I could buy 40.Copy !req
486. I don't think
you could.Copy !req
487. Oh, yeah, I could easily.Copy !req
488. I give back
like a son of a bitch.Copy !req
489. Hey, uh, why don't
you guys come overCopy !req
490. To my place after
you're done here?Copy !req
491. I'll take two
of everything.Copy !req
492. Whoa! Yes, sir!
You got it.Copy !req
493. You should receive
your first issuesCopy !req
494. In ten to 12
to 18 weeks, huh?Copy !req
495. Okay, thanks for
your support. Bye!Copy !req
496. And I'll send you a postcard
from turtle camp.Copy !req
497. Aw, I hope you do, sally.
I really hope you do.Copy !req
498. Me, too.
I hope I do it, too.Copy !req
499. Bye. Love you, sally!Copy !req
500. Okay, thank-thank you.Copy !req
501. Today was a good day.Copy !req
502. Yeah. We got screwed,
but jimmy got screwed more.Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. I found some cucumber.Copy !req
505. Maybe we can make
a cucumber-bund?Copy !req
506. Come on, philip.Copy !req
507. It's time to prove yourself
to the world.Copy !req
508. Let's make something
fronderful!Copy !req
509. Aah, we're out of peanut butter!Copy !req
510. Where are we gonna
find somethingCopy !req
511. That can wrap
around a human wrist?
Hey.Copy !req
512. What if tina and tammy each
threw away their bracelets?Copy !req
513. Then we could use them
to hold up the lettuce.Copy !req
514. Great idea, j-ju!
Thanks, zeke!Copy !req
515. No way. My sparkle jelly
stays on my wrist until I die,Copy !req
516. And then
probably even after that.Copy !req
517. Tina can throw hers away.Copy !req
518. Why don't we
throw tammy away?Copy !req
519. Come on, girls!Copy !req
520. Work together
for god's sake!Copy !req
521. Guys, we're gonna lose!Copy !req
522. We're supposed to be at the
cotton candy festival right now,Copy !req
523. And instead we're standing
in a freaking dumpster!Copy !req
524. They're just stupid
sparkle jelly bracelets!Copy !req
525. They're not stupid!
They're made of rubber,Copy !req
526. And they have
a little charm on them,Copy !req
527. And they define who you are.Copy !req
528. Oh, my god, they are stupid.Copy !req
529. I don't need
this sparkle jelly to dazzle.Copy !req
530. I dazzle on my own.
We all do.Copy !req
531. Except for tammy.Copy !req
532. How sure are we
that this is peanut butter?Copy !req
533. 'cause it's starting to burn.
Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
534. Go on with
what you were saying.Copy !req
535. Tammy, these bracelets
are what got us in here.Copy !req
536. Let's use them
to get us out of here.Copy !req
537. I'm throwing mine away.Copy !req
538. Thanks, t.Copy !req
539. Tammy, now you throw away
your bracelet.Copy !req
540. We need it
to hold up the other arm.Copy !req
541. What do you say, tammy?Copy !req
542. Let the fashion show begin!Copy !req
543. This is my design.Copy !req
544. It is a slim-fitted
european-style suit.Copy !req
545. Apparently, hildy the lunch ladyCopy !req
546. Cuts her hair
in the parking lot,Copy !req
547. Which I have used
to make a fur lapel.Copy !req
548. This is our fresh new design
made of not-so-fresh lettuce.Copy !req
549. It's a tailored suit, perfect
for a summertime wedding,Copy !req
550. Or a summertime
revolution.Copy !req
551. Mmm!Copy !req
552. Designers, I am impressed.Copy !req
553. Both teams did an excellent job
making my trash suit.Copy !req
554. Mr. Frond, your outfit had classCopy !req
555. And sass. Kids,Copy !req
556. The tailored fit
around the wristsCopy !req
557. Of my lettuce suit
was impeccable!Copy !req
558. We can easily change it
to peccable if you prefer.Copy !req
559. But there was
a clear winner.Copy !req
560. The kids!Copy !req
561. what?Copy !req
562. Mr. Branca,
there must be some mistake.Copy !req
563. Wait. Did tina and tammyCopy !req
564. Give up their bracelets
to secure your sleeves?Copy !req
565. Did you...
Collaborate on fashionCopy !req
566. And build a bridge
to friendship and understanding?Copy !req
567. We sure did, mr. Frond.Copy !req
568. Let it go, tammy!
No! Never! Never! Never!Copy !req
569. I'll take your arm off
with it if I have to!Copy !req
570. Maybe I did rehabilitate
you kids after all.Copy !req
571. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
572. Ah! I missed you,
outside world!Copy !req
573. What year is it?Copy !req
574. To the candy!Copy !req
575. It's made of cotton!Copy !req
576. Oh, my god.
It's principal spoors.Copy !req
577. All the kids are gone.
Oh, my god. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
578. Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
access.Wgbh.OrgCopy !req