1. Got to read,
got to read, got to read,Copy !req
2. Got to read, got to read,
got to read,Copy !req
3. Got to read, got to read.Copy !req
4. Wow, I feel
the exact opposite way.Copy !req
5. Why are you saying that?Copy !req
6. Book report.
I wrote the due dateCopy !req
7. On my arm so I would remember,
then every day since then,Copy !req
8. I've taken a shower
like an idiot.Copy !req
9. When's it due?
Tomorrow!Copy !req
10. Ah!
What page are you on?Copy !req
11. The cover!Copy !req
12. Call of the wild.Copy !req
13. Is it about
an insane telemarketer?Copy !req
14. Or gene in the bathroom?
I don't know yet.Copy !req
15. Hey, kids.Copy !req
16. Oh, bob, this package
came for you earlierCopy !req
17. When you were putting
out that grease fire.Copy !req
18. See, that's why I hate school.Copy !req
19. We miss all the grease fires.Copy !req
20. Huh, I wasn't
expecting anything.Copy !req
21. Oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
22. I-I remember ordering this.Copy !req
23. What the hell is that?Copy !req
24. I bought a remote
control versionCopy !req
25. Of the helicopter from
the movie true lies,Copy !req
26. Complete with a
clutching arnold schwarzeneggerCopy !req
27. And dangling
jamie lee curtis.Copy !req
28. Hmm.
Huh.
Hmm.Copy !req
29. Huh.
What a beaut.Copy !req
30. Were you drunk shopping?
No.Copy !req
31. I call it
"nighttime shopping,Copy !req
32. With wine."Copy !req
33. I bid on an auction
and, uh, yeah, helicopter.Copy !req
34. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
35. Fly, you bastard, fly!Copy !req
36. Hold on, jamie lee, I gotcha.Copy !req
37. I'll save you from tia carrere,
I think.Copy !req
38. I forget the scene.Copy !req
39. Hey, when does mama
get a turn?Copy !req
40. I want to save jamie lee.Copy !req
41. Lin, I just started.Copy !req
42. And I think
I'm really good at this.Copy !req
43. This could be,
like, my new thing.Copy !req
44. Dad, you don't want to be,
like, too cool.Copy !req
45. Hello, boots.Copy !req
46. Hanging like you do every day.Copy !req
47. Give it.
Geez, lin.Copy !req
48. All right, let me just
bring it in for a landing.Copy !req
49. You can't pull off
that look, buddy.Copy !req
50. It's not you.Copy !req
51. Gentle, gentle, and...Copy !req
52. Kiss the ground.Copy !req
53. what the hell?Copy !req
54. How did that happen?
I landed it perfectly.Copy !req
55. T-t-ti...Copy !req
56. Well, it had a
good run— of one.Copy !req
57. That thing is a piece of crap.
I'm getting my money back.Copy !req
58. T-ti-tina...Copy !req
59. Well, maybe it's okay. See?Copy !req
60. Oh, no, it's dead.Copy !req
61. Tina!
Tina!Copy !req
62. ah. Thanks, dad.Copy !req
63. I hate getting hit
on the head by boots.Copy !req
64. Uh, you're welcome, tina.
Should we throw them back up?Copy !req
65. I kind of feel bad.Copy !req
66. They've been there
for so long.Copy !req
67. look out, tina!Copy !req
68. I just... Froze.Copy !req
69. "and following
a skillful landing,Copy !req
70. "it broke into a million pieces.Copy !req
71. Please issue me a full refund
of $45 plus shipping."Copy !req
72. And send.
That thing
was 45 bucks?Copy !req
73. Plus shipping.
Which was...Copy !req
74. Also 45 bucks.
The hell?Copy !req
75. Ugh! What's wrong with me?Copy !req
76. I just watched everything
happen!Copy !req
77. The squirrel, the boots!
And I did nothing!Copy !req
78. Hey, let's all be quiet
so tina can read.Copy !req
79. Who said that?
Face it.Copy !req
80. I'm not heroic like arnold
schwarzenegger in true lies!Copy !req
81. I'm not even tom
arnold in true lies!Copy !req
82. Or even
in roseanne!Copy !req
83. Come on, gene.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
84. That was just part
of being a dad.Copy !req
85. You'll have those
instincts someday.Copy !req
86. But what if I never
get those instincts?Copy !req
87. Maybe I'll just grow up to
be a very handsome coward!Copy !req
88. Dad, you saved tina!Copy !req
89. You're a heroic man of action.
I can learn from you.Copy !req
90. Gene, I-I think you're blowing
this out of proportion.Copy !req
91. Though I did react with
a certain amount of graceCopy !req
92. Under pressure.
What the hell?Copy !req
93. "sorry, I don't give refunds
for crash landings"?Copy !req
94. "heliflopter"?
All right, new plan.Copy !req
95. His number's on the web site.
I'm calling this guy.Copy !req
96. He's doing it!
He's man-of-actioning.Copy !req
97. Which I call "mactioning."Copy !req
98. Hello? Is this sheldon felds?
This is bob.Copy !req
99. That's it, dad.
Give it to him.Copy !req
100. No, not bob the crash-lander.
It kissed the ground, sheldon.Copy !req
101. Kissed it. Maybe I should've
just bought itCopy !req
102. From the hobby hole—
a real store.Copy !req
103. Hobby hole!Copy !req
104. Well, how about I just
come on downCopy !req
105. And demand my money back? Yeah,Copy !req
106. Your address is
right on the package.Copy !req
107. So see you soon, sheldon!Copy !req
108. Oh, and, also,
your handwriting is...Copy !req
109. Not very good!
Nice one, dad.Copy !req
110. Bob, don't you think maybe
you should just let this go?Copy !req
111. You know how you get.
You start sayingCopy !req
112. "it's the principle"
over and over.
It's the principle of it, lin,Copy !req
113. The principle.
Yep, there it is.Copy !req
114. Wait, how did you know
I was gonna say that?Copy !req
115. I've never said that.
Right. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
116. It's the principle
of the thing, sir.Copy !req
117. It's the principle!Copy !req
118. Prin... Ci... Ple!Copy !req
119. Oh, well, it is
the principle.Copy !req
120. And someone's got to stand
up for what's right!Copy !req
121. Things are pretty loud,
so I'm just gonna putCopy !req
122. My fingers in my ears.
Whoa, that's waxy!Copy !req
123. Am I shouting?Copy !req
124. I'm going over there.Copy !req
125. I'm going, too!
No, you're not, gene.Copy !req
126. It's a school night.Copy !req
127. This is my school now, mom,Copy !req
128. The school of hard dads!Copy !req
129. So just call me li'l hard dad!
Yeah!Copy !req
130. But, no, not that.
But, yes, he should come!Copy !req
131. If gene wants to learn
to be a man of action,Copy !req
132. This is taking action!Copy !req
133. Okay.
Bye.Copy !req
134. Come on, gene.
Let's go get our refund!Copy !req
135. Refund road trip!Copy !req
136. I forgot my keys!Copy !req
137. Yeah, he did!
Deal with it!Copy !req
138. Deal with it!
Yeah!Copy !req
139. Look at us, just a boy and his
dad, driving to get a refund.Copy !req
140. Ooh, I got chills
just saying it.
Well, gene, it's...Copy !req
141. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't talk yet.Copy !req
142. I want to sample what you say
and play it over and overCopy !req
143. Until I've got heroic instinctsCopy !req
144. Coming out of every orifice
of my body.Copy !req
145. Okay. Uh, it's not about being
a hero, gene.Copy !req
146. It's about doing what's right.Copy !req
147. Papa, do preach!Copy !req
148. And it is our duty,Copy !req
149. To mankind, really,
to fight for justice.Copy !req
150. Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.Copy !req
151. Well, you know what happens
when you let things go?Copy !req
152. What? What happens?Copy !req
153. You drop the thing
you're holding, gene.Copy !req
154. And the thing I'm holding
in this situationCopy !req
155. Is this bag of crap!Copy !req
156. Nice! Listen to this.Copy !req
157. It's about doing what's right.Copy !req
158. wow, I sound important.Copy !req
159. Powerful.
Maybe take out
the fart noise?Copy !req
160. No. It kind of makes you go,
like, "huh, good point,"Copy !req
161. And also, "good fart."Copy !req
162. Mom, mom,
look what I drew.Copy !req
163. It's me
when I'm grown upCopy !req
164. Eating tacos
with my monkey sheila.Copy !req
165. Great, honey.
Yeah.Copy !req
166. How's the reading coming, tina?
Oh, good.Copy !req
167. Really, really,
really good.
Good.Copy !req
168. Okay, fine! It's going terrible!
I'm a slow reader!Copy !req
169. And then I get to a comma
and I'm like, "oh, I guessCopy !req
170. "they want me to pause,
but for how long? How do I knowCopy !req
171. When to stop pausing?" I'm
never gonna finish this book!Copy !req
172. Whoa.
Ah! And I'm gonna have to stand
up there with the whole classCopy !req
173. Staring at me and my armpits
are gonna sweat and my
boobs are gonna sweatCopy !req
174. And all the sweat's gonna meet
in the middleCopy !req
175. And everyone's gonna know
I didn't read the book!Copy !req
176. thank you.
Tina, tina, honey, listen.Copy !req
177. I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret, mm-kay?Copy !req
178. I didn't read any of the books
I did reports on in school.
What?Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah,
I've never read the book.Copy !req
180. Louise!
What? You never read
the book.Copy !req
181. Well, I mean, you should
read the book.Copy !req
182. It's-it's better to read the
book. We never read the book.Copy !req
183. How can you do a book report
if you haven't read the book?Copy !req
184. You just got to give 'em
a little show. Pizzazz 'emCopy !req
185. So they don't even notice
that you didn't you-know-what.Copy !req
186. Pizzazz— that's up my alley.Copy !req
187. I once did a presentation
on catcher in the ryeCopy !req
188. With only a catcher's mask
and a loaf of rye bread.Copy !req
189. Now, that one I failed, 'cause
I didn't back-cover it.Copy !req
190. Back-cover it?
Oh, my god, mom,
let me slap her again.Copy !req
191. No, it's okay.
Don't slap her again.Copy !req
192. Tina's learning. See, tina, you
can't judge a book by its cover,Copy !req
193. But you can judge it
by its back cover.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
194. Uh-huh... Wait, I don't get it.Copy !req
195. All right, let me see.
Let me see here.Copy !req
196. Dog named buck,
stolen from his home,Copy !req
197. Forced to live as a sled dogCopy !req
198. In the cold
unforgiving klondike region.Copy !req
199. Oh, my gosh, I'm getting
so many ideas already!Copy !req
200. Musical numbers, choreography...
Musical numbers?Copy !req
201. Louise, you're on props
and costumes!Copy !req
202. I'm on lyrics and dance steps!Copy !req
203. Tina, go wash your face!
We got a show to do!Copy !req
204. S. Felds. This is it.Copy !req
205. Let's give him hell!
Hello?Copy !req
206. Sheldon? It's bob.
Go away.Copy !req
207. Okay, bye.
No, gene, come back.Copy !req
208. Right, right.
Li'l hard dad.Copy !req
209. We're not leaving, sheldon.
Not until we get our money backCopy !req
210. For this defective helicopter!Copy !req
211. So do the right thing
and give us a refund.Copy !req
212. Well put.
Yep.
You don't get it, do you, bob?Copy !req
213. Sheldon felds doesn't give
refunds to helifloptersCopy !req
214. Who crash on their first flight.Copy !req
215. Stop calling me
a heliflopter!Copy !req
216. We don't care how
fun it is to say!Copy !req
217. You see, I only sell those
novelty toys to make ends meet.Copy !req
218. My real passion is customizing
serious rc choppers.Copy !req
219. Well, what is that?Copy !req
220. This is my quad.Copy !req
221. I've made a few modifications
for poking purposes.Copy !req
222. that's dumb.
Poke!Copy !req
223. Hey!
Ah!
Tickle, tickle.Copy !req
224. Tap, tap. Missed me!
Stop-stop that. Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
225. Hey, there's something
on your shirt.
What?Copy !req
226. Oop, got your nose!
Quit it!
Ah!Copy !req
227. So, shall I continue
to masterfully poke you,Copy !req
228. Or do you want
to run along home?Copy !req
229. The latter!
Good day, sir!Copy !req
230. No, we're not going anywhere.
Okay, then!Copy !req
231. Suit yourself, bob!Copy !req
232. Wet willy!
Ah!Copy !req
233. How is that wet?Copy !req
234. Oh, she looks great.Copy !req
235. You look great, hon.
Maybe the best
she's ever looked.Copy !req
236. Give us a twirl.
See that tail?Copy !req
237. Real construction paper.Copy !req
238. Stunning.
Thank you.Copy !req
239. Wag it a little honey,
will you?Copy !req
240. wag it, wag it.Copy !req
241. Shake it,
shake it.Copy !req
242. That a girl.
All right,Copy !req
243. So let the call of the wild
book report rehearsal begin!Copy !req
244. Tina, here's the lyrics
for the opening number.Copy !req
245. Go ahead and sing it!
Go on, girl.Copy !req
246. Okay. Ring, ring.Copy !req
247. Great lyrics, mom.
I know. But you got
to belt it, honey.Copy !req
248. Let your voice do the reading
that your eyes didn't do.Copy !req
249. That makes total sense.Copy !req
250. Uh-huh. So can you do it
with vibrato?Copy !req
251. No, that's n... Okay.
You know what, try grabbingCopy !req
252. The skin on your throat
and moving it aroundCopy !req
253. Like this?
♪ uh... ♪
no.Copy !req
254. Let me try, let me try.Copy !req
255. Gentle! Gentle!Copy !req
256. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
257. maybe I should just
transfer to st. Mathews.Copy !req
258. What? You think those nuns
won't make you do book reports?Copy !req
259. People never stop making
you read books, tina.Copy !req
260. It's a sick world!Copy !req
261. You got to learn
how to faux-dazzle it. Trust me.Copy !req
262. After tonight, you won't ever
have to read a book again.Copy !req
263. I love you, mom.Copy !req
264. So, gene, I know it seems
like we're hidingCopy !req
265. From sheldon's helicopter
in a dumpster...Copy !req
266. Very much so.
But we're actuallyCopy !req
267. Just r-regrouping.Copy !req
268. And now I will calmly
check outside...Copy !req
269. Oh, thank god. It's gone.Copy !req
270. I mean, regroup over.
Uh, we can get out now.Copy !req
271. We don't have to get out on
my account. I'm in my element.Copy !req
272. No, we are going to show
sheldon that we're still hereCopy !req
273. And we'll never give up!
Whoa. Whoa. What's that?Copy !req
274. Fish in the sky!
This was in revelations!Copy !req
275. Kirk cameron was right!Copy !req
276. You done hiding, bob?Copy !req
277. We're not hiding, sheldon!
We were regrouping!Copy !req
278. And we still want
our refund!Copy !req
279. Uh-huh. Swim, my pets. Swim!Copy !req
280. Your gently floating fish
don't scare me, sheldon!Copy !req
281. They're actually kind of pretty!
It's a lot like snorkeling,Copy !req
282. Which I've never done,
but I imagine I would love it!Copy !req
283. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
284. Dad!Copy !req
285. You're shooting bbs at me!Copy !req
286. Ow! That one hit me
in the nipple!Copy !req
287. That's his good nipple!Copy !req
288. My good nipple is bleeding!Copy !req
289. Are we done here, bob?Copy !req
290. You lose, I win! Also,Copy !req
291. I have a couple frozen
pizzas in the oven,Copy !req
292. So I'm ready to
wrap this up.Copy !req
293. No! We're not done!
We're not?Copy !req
294. No! Two can play the game
ah!Copy !req
295. Of having a helicopter
that shoots stuff, gene!Copy !req
296. Two can play!
Wow, you sound really tough,Copy !req
297. Even though you're holding
your nipples.Copy !req
298. This is war, sheldon!Copy !req
299. Welcome to the hobby hole.Copy !req
300. I'm terry. How can I help you?Copy !req
301. Hi, uh, weird
question.Copy !req
302. Do you by any chance
have any rc helicoptersCopy !req
303. Capable of
actual warfare?Copy !req
304. Uh, we don't have
anything like that, sir.Copy !req
305. Follow me.Copy !req
306. Welcome to the world
of rc helicopter warfare.Copy !req
307. Whoa.
I was hoping
that would get a "whoa."Copy !req
308. We have to be pretty discreet
about our warfare showroom,Copy !req
309. As you can imagine,
but neat-o, huh?Copy !req
310. "sky-sassin"?Copy !req
311. That sounds brutal.Copy !req
312. War is brutal.Copy !req
313. Of course,
we advise you absolutely,Copy !req
314. Do not aim these at people.Copy !req
315. Unless you hate them.
Oh.Copy !req
316. Now, I need to know what kind of
element we're dealing with here.Copy !req
317. Well, it's this guy who sold
me a helicopter online,Copy !req
318. Sheldon felds...Copy !req
319. Oh.
What?Copy !req
320. Oh, man.
What is it, terry?Copy !req
321. Just stay away
from sheldon felds.Copy !req
322. Wait, you know him?Copy !req
323. He used to work here.Copy !req
324. He was fired.
Why?Copy !req
325. Let's just say sheldon ate
a lot of foodCopy !req
326. Out of the fridge in the break
room that didn't belong to himCopy !req
327. And was clearly labeled.Copy !req
328. And when me and the rest
of the hobby hole guys decidedCopy !req
329. To gently approach him about it,
he attacked us with helicopters.Copy !req
330. Hmm.
You see this?Copy !req
331. One of sheldon's bbs
got lodged in there.Copy !req
332. And now I no longer feel
comfortable wearing shorts.Copy !req
333. No!
Trust me.Copy !req
334. You don't want to go
up against sheldon.Copy !req
335. Well, I am going up
against sheldon.Copy !req
336. He's on a whole other level!Copy !req
337. But I've got
rightness on my side.Copy !req
338. Oh, you've got rightness
on your side.Copy !req
339. Okay, then you're good.
Really? You think so?Copy !req
340. No, but I just realized—
why am I trying to stop you?Copy !req
341. I make commission
on these.Copy !req
342. So let's get
you all set up.Copy !req
343. Behold the vanquisher.Copy !req
344. Whoa.Copy !req
345. Yeah, she's expensive.Copy !req
346. How expensive?
$300.Copy !req
347. That's not much.Copy !req
348. But with that
missile range,Copy !req
349. she's worth it.Copy !req
350. $300? Of money?Copy !req
351. It's not about the money, gene,
it's about the principle.Copy !req
352. Yeah, it's about
the principle.Copy !req
353. Terry, please.Copy !req
354. Teach me how to fly it.Copy !req
355. Huh, it's actually pretty,
uh, intuitive.Copy !req
356. Yep, I probably don't need
to be holding you like this.Copy !req
357. No, it helped.Copy !req
358. You know, before
I let you go,Copy !req
359. Good luck out
there, buddy.
Thanks.Copy !req
360. Okay, well, thanks
for coming in.Copy !req
361. There you go.Copy !req
362. Mama's old tap shoes.
How do they feel?Copy !req
363. A little loose, but, um,
why am I wearing these?Copy !req
364. Because nothing's more
distracting than tap dancing.Copy !req
365. When your toes
are tapping,Copy !req
366. They think the reading
must have happened.Copy !req
367. Now, follow me!Copy !req
368. And... A tap and a tap
and a tap-tap-tap.Copy !req
369. And a tap and
a tap and a...Copy !req
370. And we're tapping
and we're spinningCopy !req
371. And we're spinning
and we're tapping.Copy !req
372. Wait, hold on. We're
still spinning...Copy !req
373. A scooby tap,
a scooby tap.
Scoo-scooby tap.Copy !req
374. A wiggle tap,
a jiggle tap.
Wait. What?Copy !req
375. And a shibba-dabba,
shibba-dabba.Copy !req
376. Scooba-dooba-doo, and no one's
even looking at you,Copy !req
377. What you didn't do,
and a-scabba-dooba-scabba-dooba,Copy !req
378. Scabba-dooba-day.
Huh?Copy !req
379. And the book report's over,
and you got yourself an "a"!Copy !req
380. Ah, maybe b-minus, probably,
in my experience, you know.Copy !req
381. Hey. How's the tappin'?Copy !req
382. Great! She's like
a jazzy jackhammer.Copy !req
383. Watch out, floor!
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
384. So, I borrowed teddy's
wheelbarrow,Copy !req
385. And I made it look like a
dogsled, and the only thing is,Copy !req
386. He said he wants
to be in your book report,Copy !req
387. So I told him I'd pull some
strings, get him a small part,Copy !req
388. And anyway, he's gonna meet you
at school tomorrow,Copy !req
389. You can work it out then, okay?Copy !req
390. Cool? Is that cool?
Very cool!Copy !req
391. You could tap with a wheelbarrow
tied around you, right, hon?Copy !req
392. Uh...Copy !req
393. Got to get up
higher somehow,Copy !req
394. So I can see onto
his stupid balcony.Copy !req
395. Oh!Copy !req
396. I'll just climb up
on that roof.Copy !req
397. Uh, sure, that seems
like a good ideaCopy !req
398. Of something dangerous to do.Copy !req
399. Gene, you stay down there.
Yup, no problem.Copy !req
400. Ugh! You're back.Copy !req
401. Yeah, I'm back, and I'm armedCopy !req
402. With righteousness and this!Copy !req
403. The vanquisher. I see.Copy !req
404. Yeah, go inside,
sheldon,Copy !req
405. To get your checkbook!Copy !req
406. Like her?Copy !req
407. I call her the vanquisherer.Copy !req
408. I got it from the hobby hole.Copy !req
409. And then I added the extra "er"Copy !req
410. When I customized
the crap out of it.Copy !req
411. Vanquisherer?
That's hard to say.Copy !req
412. No, it's not. You just slow down
on the second "er."Copy !req
413. Vanquisher-rer?Copy !req
414. Look, the point is
it vanquishes vanquishers!Copy !req
415. Well, not if
I vanquish it first!Copy !req
416. Are you suggesting
an air battle?Copy !req
417. Perfect! Air battle!Copy !req
418. I'm gonna make
your precious helicopterCopy !req
419. Look like the piece of crap
true lies one you sold me!Copy !req
420. But first, can I shoot you
with a missile in your nipple?Copy !req
421. I was really excited about it.Copy !req
422. Let me think. No.
Air battle.Copy !req
423. All right, fine!
On three. One...Copy !req
424. Not to interrupt, but is this
the best way to solve this?Copy !req
425. Just asking.
Yes!
Yes.Copy !req
426. Two.Copy !req
427. Uh...
Three!Copy !req
428. I'm taking you down, sheldon!
You're gonna regretCopy !req
429. The day you... Oh, my god,
you just hit me. That was quick.Copy !req
430. Time for the death blow!Copy !req
431. Not the death blow!Copy !req
432. Huh?
What? Terry?Copy !req
433. Me and the hobby hole boys
thoughtCopy !req
434. You could use a little help.Copy !req
435. We did inventory
and then we came right over!Copy !req
436. Join the battle, brothers!Copy !req
437. My favorite things
were eating lunchCopy !req
438. And wearing shorts, sheldon,
and you took it all away!Copy !req
439. Now it's time
to pay the price!Copy !req
440. I didn't eat your deliciousCopy !req
441. Roast beef
and cheddar sandwich, terry!Copy !req
442. But your chopper's
gonna eat this!Copy !req
443. Aah!Copy !req
444. Uh...Copy !req
445. Rc net attack!Copy !req
446. Aah!
This one's for jamie lee!Copy !req
447. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
448. Oh! Oh, my.
Whoa!Copy !req
449. No!Copy !req
450. Dad, you're on a ledge!Copy !req
451. Yeah, but we won the air battle!
Yeah!Copy !req
452. How's sheldon's expression,
gene? Is he sad?Copy !req
453. Is he crying?
No, he's eating something,Copy !req
454. And he's got a new helicopter,
and it's pointing at you.Copy !req
455. Ow!
And there's a dart
in your butt.Copy !req
456. Father!
Everything's fine, gene.Copy !req
457. I've got everything
under control.Copy !req
458. Ow!
Gotcha!Copy !req
459. Are you sure?
Yup.Copy !req
460. Ow! My butt!
Hoo!Copy !req
461. Uh, bob, should we get you
a ladder or something?Copy !req
462. No, terry!
Take down sheldon!Copy !req
463. Hobby hole boys,
give him everything you got!Copy !req
464. What? Wait, dad!
What about the ladder?Copy !req
465. That seems like
a pretty good idea.Copy !req
466. I mean, you're on a ledge, and
you've got a butt full of darts!Copy !req
467. Yes, but I also have a butt
full of... Principles!
Oh!Copy !req
468. So, yeah,
you guys defeat sheldon,Copy !req
469. And I'll just work
on my upper-body strength,Copy !req
470. Do some pull-ups, and I'll be
out of here in no time.Copy !req
471. I can't do even one!Copy !req
472. You're incredible, bob.Copy !req
473. Time for the... Sky-sassin.Copy !req
474. Luckily, I have
my sky-sassin-assin!Copy !req
475. I'll go get it.Copy !req
476. Well, I'll wait
for you.Copy !req
477. What is wrong
with you hobbyists?Copy !req
478. yes!Copy !req
479. that moved me.Copy !req
480. So, yeah,
you just do that,Copy !req
481. And no one will even know
you didn't read it.Copy !req
482. Or I could just do it.Copy !req
483. Yeah, no, no, you should do it.
You should do it.Copy !req
484. It's your thing.
You do it.
Right, right, right.Copy !req
485. Uh...Copy !req
486. I can't! I can't do it!Copy !req
487. no, no, no,
you'll be fine.Copy !req
488. Oh, yeah.
You just remember
all the steps.Copy !req
489. You got those.
Memorize all the lyrics.Copy !req
490. Done.
And don't
mess it up.Copy !req
491. Boom.
okay.Copy !req
492. I'm-I'm gonna
go to bed.Copy !req
493. Everything's
gonna be fine.Copy !req
494. Okay.
Good night!Copy !req
495. Yeah, get your beauty sleep.Copy !req
496. Oh, your wheelbarrow, hon.
You might want to...Copy !req
497. Ah, she's fine.
She's got this.Copy !req
498. We did good today,
mom. We did good.Copy !req
499. We did.
Yeah.Copy !req
500. Hey, you want me
to teach youCopy !req
501. How to get out
of a speeding ticket?
Yes!Copy !req
502. Sky-sassin!Copy !req
503. Destroy him, terry!
And I didn't catchCopy !req
504. All of your names,
but you guys destroy him, too!Copy !req
505. Hey, dad, remember this?Copy !req
506. Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.Copy !req
507. I know you don't agree with
them, but I'm starting to thinkCopy !req
508. Maybe some people are right.Copy !req
509. Listen, here it is high-pitched
like a little girl.Copy !req
510. Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.Copy !req
511. Here it is super, super deep,
like a monster.Copy !req
512. You have to learn
to let things go.Copy !req
513. Here it is with a beat under it.Copy !req
514. You have to learn
to let things go.Copy !req
515. No matter how I play it back,
keyboard dad soundsCopy !req
516. A lot smarter than
hanging from the building dad!Copy !req
517. I like the one
with the beat.Copy !req
518. I came here today
'cause I thoughtCopy !req
519. I needed to learn
to be a heroic man of action.Copy !req
520. But look at you.
You're all nuts!Copy !req
521. Is anything worth all of this?
I mean, terry,Copy !req
522. I'm sorry
you can't wear shorts.Copy !req
523. I would be devastated myself,
but still!Copy !req
524. Also, just go to a doctor!Copy !req
525. Maybe sometimes
the more heroic thing isCopy !req
526. To just let it the freak go!Copy !req
527. Now, who's gonna be the bigger
man here, and just let it go?Copy !req
528. I-I don't need a refund.
I'll give you your refund.Copy !req
529. No, I said it first.
I said it first!Copy !req
530. I'm the bigger man.
No, I am!Copy !req
531. Sheldon, I'm sorry we ganged up
on you about the food thing!Copy !req
532. I'm sorry I ganged up
on all your food!Copy !req
533. Well, I forgive you!
Thank you.
Can I have my job back?Copy !req
534. No, you can't.
It's not up to me.Copy !req
535. Remember roger? He's
in charge of it now.Copy !req
536. Can you believe it?Copy !req
537. Can someone just get
a ladder already?Copy !req
538. You know, gene, in your
own way, you kind of ended upCopy !req
539. Saving the day today.
Oh, thank god
you finally said it.Copy !req
540. The whole car ride,
I was, like, "do I say it?Copy !req
541. No, he should be the one to
say it. I'm not gonna say it."Copy !req
542. Well, I'm saying
it, so, thanks.Copy !req
543. Huh. Today started with me
wanting to learn from you,Copy !req
544. But then you learned from me.Copy !req
545. Does that make me
your dad now?
No.Copy !req
546. Do you want to switch for
a while? I could take mondays.Copy !req
547. Let's keep it like this for now.Copy !req
548. Well, you're still my hero, dad.Copy !req
549. You're mine, too, gene.Copy !req
550. Now how about we go
inside and ice my butt?Copy !req
551. I wonder how many other dads
are saying thatCopy !req
552. To their sons right now.
I bet a lot.Copy !req
553. And that's whyCopy !req
554. It truly was like
a tale of two cities.Copy !req
555. But I feel like maybe next time,Copy !req
556. Focus on the tale
of just one city.Copy !req
557. And maybe that city is,
like, a yogurt shopCopy !req
558. Where cool teens work.Copy !req
559. I want to work there.
Thank you.Copy !req
560. Okay, jocelyn.
Tina, you're up.Copy !req
561. Hi. Hi. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
562. Good job, jocelyn.
Thank you.Copy !req
563. Ring, ring, ring.Copy !req
564. What did
she just say?Copy !req
565. It's the...
Call of the... Wild?Copy !req
566. Aah! I can't take it!
I can't take it!Copy !req
567. Wow. Tina.Copy !req
568. That was, uh...
Did you all see that?Copy !req
569. That was...
Um, I... I'm-I'm sorry.Copy !req
570. Amazing.
Oh.Copy !req
571. You just embodied
all the themes of the book.Copy !req
572. Huh.
The primitivism,Copy !req
573. Buck's return
to his savage nature.
Yeah.Copy !req
574. The sweating. Great job.Copy !req
575. She was really good.
That was really good.Copy !req
576. Well, I definitely read
the book, so thank you.
Huh.Copy !req
577. She changed some things,
but, uh, she still nailed it.Copy !req
578. She totally nailed it.
So... Say it, bob.Copy !req
579. No.
Say it.Copy !req
580. you win
best parent of the week.Copy !req
581. Yes! Yes! Me!Copy !req
582. I thought I won best
parent of the week.Copy !req
583. Wait. How did you kids
get out of class?Copy !req
584. Hey, don't worry
about it.Copy !req
585. Did I miss it?Copy !req
586. Tina! Did I miss it?Copy !req
587. And a shimmy tap, a shimmy tap.Copy !req
588. A scooby tap, a scooby tap.Copy !req
589. A shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
scooba-dooba-do,Copy !req
590. And no one's even looking
at you, what you didn't do.Copy !req
591. And a-scabba-dooba-scabba-doo.Copy !req
592. Wiggle tap and jiggle tap.Copy !req
593. A shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
scooba-dooba-do,Copy !req
594. And no one's even looking
at you, what you didn't do.Copy !req
595. And a-scabba-dooba,
scabba-dooba, scabba-dooba-day.Copy !req
596. The book report's over,
and you got yourself an "a"!Copy !req
597. Ah, maybe b-minus, probably,
in my experience.Copy !req
598. Shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba...Copy !req
599. Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
access.Wgbh.OrgCopy !req