1. Hey, this stool is making
a new sound when I spin on it.Copy !req
2. It's somewhere right
between seal the animalCopy !req
3. And seal the amazing singer.Copy !req
4. I'd buy
that stool's album.
Hey, hey.Copy !req
5. No having fun.
You kids are grounded.Copy !req
6. Here's something fun. I need
someone to run the old greaseCopy !req
7. Out to the dumpster.Copy !req
8. Don't talk
about mom that way.Copy !req
9. Mom, are you still mad?Copy !req
10. You grounded us
four hours ago.Copy !req
11. We've grown so much
since then.Copy !req
12. Yes. I'm still mad.Copy !req
13. And I'm gonna be mad
about it forever.Copy !req
14. But it's
the weekend.Copy !req
15. Everybody's supposed
to go to bernie's!Copy !req
16. Come on, lin.
I-I know you...
No!Copy !req
17. Can I just... L-lin.
Not talking
about it. Ever.Copy !req
18. Oh. Here comes aunt gayle.
And I know this sounds crazy,Copy !req
19. But she looks
like she's crying.Copy !req
20. Oh, god. She can't
just stop by, can she?Copy !req
21. Why don't we
have a panic room?Copy !req
22. Well, my life
is ruined.Copy !req
23. Oh, god.
What's wrong?Copy !req
24. Oh, linda, you remember
that guy I met on cat chat?Copy !req
25. Stacy?
Yeah...Copy !req
26. Wait, men can be named stacy?
I love america!Copy !req
27. Well, we were supposed
to go see yarnival—Copy !req
28. It's like cirque du
soleil but with cats—Copy !req
29. And then he canceled.
So I guess I'll take bob.Copy !req
30. Oh. Uh, no. No, no, no.
No. J... No.Copy !req
31. I'll go with you, aunt gayle.
We've been meaning to hang outCopy !req
32. For ages but couldn't make
our calendars work, remember?Copy !req
33. No, take me!
I yearn for yarn.Copy !req
34. Please, gayle!
I need to breathe outside air!Copy !req
35. I need to touch the wind!Copy !req
36. Wow, you guys really want
to hang out with me.Copy !req
37. Ah, they only want to go
'cause they're grounded.Copy !req
38. Why are they
grounded?
Well...Copy !req
39. No reason!
I just felt like it.Copy !req
40. They're not allowed to go.
Okay, fine.Copy !req
41. I'll go by myself.
That's okay.Copy !req
42. I can use the empty
seat next to meCopy !req
43. To slump into
when I die alone!Copy !req
44. all right, fine.Copy !req
45. One of them can go.
I don't care which one.Copy !req
46. They're all equally
terrible. Eeny, meeny...Copy !req
47. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up there.Copy !req
48. You have to let us
compete for it.Copy !req
49. To the death.
No. No death, louise.Copy !req
50. Or we could, I don't
know, maybe go by, uh,Copy !req
51. Who has the
biggest ding dong.Copy !req
52. Gene.
Mmm?Copy !req
53. No. I'll tell you
what you're gonna do.Copy !req
54. You're gonna do
something you hate.Copy !req
55. Let me see.
What do you hate?
Nachos?Copy !req
56. Homework. That's
what you're gonna do.Copy !req
57. You're gonna do math.Copy !req
58. Or we could
write essays.Copy !req
59. how dare you.
Never!Copy !req
60. What a great idea,
tina. I love it.Copy !req
61. Since I'm the one
with the tickets,Copy !req
62. I want the essays
to be about me!Copy !req
63. I want action, adventure,
love, drama.Copy !req
64. And scott bakula.Copy !req
65. Oh, god.
All right, you
heard the lady.Copy !req
66. Your time
starts... Now!Copy !req
67. And time. Pencils down.Copy !req
68. Okay, who's up?
Who's gonna read?Copy !req
69. I'll go first because I
have the biggest ding dong!Copy !req
70. Gene.
Mmm. My story
is calledCopy !req
71. "the ballad of gayle
and jo gene."Copy !req
72. And I hope you brought
your hankiesCopy !req
73. And some toilet paper,
'cause there's notCopy !req
74. Gonna be a dry eye
or butt in the house.Copy !req
75. The place:
Nashville, tennessee.Copy !req
76. It was a hot, sweaty night,
and the patronsCopy !req
77. At the fiddle of the road
saloon couldn't wait to hearCopy !req
78. Their favorite act,Copy !req
79. Lindette and jo gene.Copy !req
80. They had the glitz and glam
to make you say, "hot damn!"Copy !req
81. Lana loves a llama,
but the llama loves pajamas.Copy !req
82. Y'all sound
great, lindette.
I better.Copy !req
83. Lou belchera is here, the big
fancy hollywood singing agent.Copy !req
84. So don't screw it up
for me.Copy !req
85. a-one, a-two,
a-one, two, three, four.Copy !req
86. wow. Wowee, wow, wow, wow.Copy !req
87. hi, kids.Copy !req
88. I'm lou belchera,
hollywood singing agent,Copy !req
89. And I'm gonna cut to the chase.
I like what you did out there.Copy !req
90. I liked it a lot. And I'd
like you to be my clientCopy !req
91. And compete in the big ole
opry sing-off next Friday.Copy !req
92. What do you say?Copy !req
93. We say yes!Copy !req
94. No, not you, fumble weed.Copy !req
95. The tall one with
the big yams.Copy !req
96. I'm sorry, but we're a duo.
No! I'm going solo!Copy !req
97. Wait, what? No.
Yes!Copy !req
98. But what about me?Copy !req
99. What about you? You heard her.Copy !req
100. I'm a star.
no,Copy !req
101. Not yet, you aren't, lady.
But if you win the big sing-offCopy !req
102. Tomorrow night, I'll take you to
hollywood and give you a mansionCopy !req
103. And introduce you to, uh, I
don't know, mr. Scott bakula?Copy !req
104. Yay!
Get out of here, jo gene.Copy !req
105. I'm like a rhinestone rainbowCopy !req
106. And you're like a trunk full
of wet boots.Copy !req
107. Fine! But I'm taking the
rest of the cold cuts!Copy !req
108. And my sequin tube top!
And my dreams!Copy !req
109. And the pepperoncinis!Copy !req
110. Take whatever you want,
you little pig.
And the crudités.Copy !req
111. Don't you touch
that crudités!
It's mine!Copy !req
112. Shot of hot fudge
with a root beer back.Copy !req
113. Leave the bottle.Copy !req
114. tough night, huh?Copy !req
115. My singin' partner
up and left me.
Oh, man.Copy !req
116. my singin' partner up
and left me 15 years ago.Copy !req
117. But look at me now.
I'm doing great!Copy !req
118. Here it comes.
ah!Copy !req
119. Oh, god.
Gayle!Copy !req
120. Come clean up
this throw-up.Copy !req
121. Well, pinch my loaf.
That girl can sing.Copy !req
122. Those pipes you got sound like
they came straight from heaven.Copy !req
123. Ugh, the bathroom pipes?
Sorry they're clogged.Copy !req
124. People keep putting tampons
down 'em. Even the sinks.Copy !req
125. No, no. I meant your pipes.
Your singing ones.Copy !req
126. My name's jo gene,
and I'm lookingCopy !req
127. For a new singing partner.Copy !req
128. I'm not really a singer.
I'm just a beautiful waitressCopy !req
129. Who cleans up throw-ups
in a bar.Copy !req
130. Not anymore you're not.
Let's get youCopy !req
131. To the all-night rhinestone
warehouse quick.Copy !req
132. The preposterous ostrich's legsCopy !req
133. Were monstrous.Copy !req
134. Sally struthers' other brother's
her mother.Copy !req
135. Well, howdy,
former pardner.Copy !req
136. Wha? What are you doing here,
jo gene?Copy !req
137. I came here to win
with my new partner!Copy !req
138. We've got this in the bag.
But not this bag I'm holding,Copy !req
139. Because that has my sandwich
in it!Copy !req
140. Get out of here!
Ah! Not my eyes!Copy !req
141. I need them
for eye exams!Copy !req
142. Psst. Hey. Stage girl.Copy !req
143. Yes?
I need you
to putCopy !req
144. A rattlesnake
into someone's guitar for me.Copy !req
145. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
146. Oh, she's
good.Copy !req
147. Yeah. She's real good.Copy !req
148. let's hear it
for lindette!Copy !req
149. Now a brand-new duo.Copy !req
150. He used to be
lindette's partner,Copy !req
151. And she used to be a waitress
who cleaned up throw-ups.Copy !req
152. Let's give a big nashville
welcome to gayle and jo gene!Copy !req
153. we call this one
"I won't go solo on you."Copy !req
154. Um, I think there's a
snake in my guitar.Copy !req
155. Use it.Copy !req
156. Yeehaw!Copy !req
157. And the winner is...
Gayle and jo gene!Copy !req
158. And that wacky snake!
What?
That's my snake!Copy !req
159. I should win!
Oh, my face!Copy !req
160. So lou belchera signed them
and took them to hollywood,Copy !req
161. Where they saw the hollywood
sign and met scott bakula!Copy !req
162. I come to the second "o"
in the hollywood signCopy !req
163. When I'm feeling sad,Copy !req
164. But, oh, boy,
am I glad I met you.Copy !req
165. And lindette ended up married
to the old drunk from the barCopy !req
166. Because she was a mean person
who liked grounding peopleCopy !req
167. And going solo.Copy !req
168. Aw, nuts.Copy !req
169. The end.
oh, I just loved it, gene!Copy !req
170. Well, I hated it.
Boo.
You win, gene!Copy !req
171. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
172. Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa! Wait!
What about my story?Copy !req
173. And more importantly,
my story.Copy !req
174. Oh, right, right.Copy !req
175. My story is called
"lady chatterteeth's lover."Copy !req
176. The sisters
chatterteethCopy !req
177. Were the most beautiful sisters
in all of withering wharf,Copy !req
178. Especially gayle.
She was what you'd call a ten.Copy !req
179. She had an almost
equally beautiful sister, tina.Copy !req
180. She was like a nine.
Nine and a half, maybe.Copy !req
181. Also there was eugenia
and louisa, but they wereCopy !req
182. Less important and not
that much fun in general.Copy !req
183. Though gayle was
extremely beautiful,Copy !req
184. She was also extremely shy.Copy !req
185. Gayle, could you please pass me
the bread?Copy !req
186. Sorry. I can't. I'm too shy.Copy !req
187. And the sisters were poor.
Very, very poor.Copy !req
188. My petticoats are
unspeakable!Copy !req
189. The sisters got by
as seamstresses,Copy !req
190. Sewing the butts back on
to soldiers' pantsCopy !req
191. When they were shot off
in battle.
Mmm...Copy !req
192. Tina longed
to marry lord jimmy jr.,Copy !req
193. Whose butt had been spared
in battle, but accordingCopy !req
194. To the law of the land,
she couldn't do soCopy !req
195. Until her eldest sister gayle
was married first.Copy !req
196. So many fallen butts.Copy !req
197. Why for not can there be an end
to this war?Copy !req
198. At least we have the rich man's
ball to look forward to.Copy !req
199. Pass.Copy !req
200. Oh, dear sister.
I cannot go to the ball.Copy !req
201. I'm far too shy.Copy !req
202. But, sister, until you marry,
none of us can marry, either.Copy !req
203. I want a wedding! But
instead of a wedding cake,Copy !req
204. I want to get a
bunch of cupcakesCopy !req
205. Because it's a long time ago,
so that idea is still good!Copy !req
206. I am afraid
I'm far too shy.Copy !req
207. We're all going to die alone
because of me.Copy !req
208. Don't be mad,
though, 'kay?Copy !req
209. That was the night that tina
decided she had to find a matchCopy !req
210. For gayle. It was mere days
before the rich man's ball,Copy !req
211. And so tina had to find gayle
a suitor and with haste.Copy !req
212. Tina tried every eligible
bachelor she could think of,Copy !req
213. But unfortunately
she could only think of one.Copy !req
214. Theodore the blacksmith.
Thank you.Copy !req
215. Whoa, what do you
call this thing?
It's a cup.Copy !req
216. Say it again.
It's amazing.
A cup.Copy !req
217. You've never seen
a cup before?
Nope.Copy !req
218. I drink by sticking
my head in the river.
Oh.Copy !req
219. And what's this?
What's what?Copy !req
220. Uh, this thing
all around us.Copy !req
221. A house?
How are you saying that?Copy !req
222. House? No, house. House.
How-use. How-use. How-use.Copy !req
223. House. House. House. Oh, god.
How-use. How-use. House.
So quick. House.Copy !req
224. And what about... What
about... What about... What
about... What about...Copy !req
225. But alas,
gayle's heart remained empty.Copy !req
226. Until he showed up.
My horse broke down
in front of your cottage.Copy !req
227. May I use your old-fashioned
ink pens and paperCopy !req
228. To alert my family and friends
to my delay?Copy !req
229. Then I will send the letters
with my servant,Copy !req
230. And my family will receive
the lettersCopy !req
231. Right before I get there.
It's a pretty good system.Copy !req
232. Of course, sir...Copy !req
233. Sir bob. Belcher.Copy !req
234. Lord and heir
to the belcher burger fortune.Copy !req
235. Why, you're the lord throwingCopy !req
236. The rich man's ball,
are you not?Copy !req
237. And who is this?
Ah!Copy !req
238. Your ankles
are... Great.
Ah!Copy !req
239. Her name is gayle,
and she's not married.Copy !req
240. And if you like her ankles,
you should see her shins.Copy !req
241. Her shins go on for inches.Copy !req
242. You better not be marrying my
bob off to gayle, little missy.Copy !req
243. Ugh, just let me
finish, okay?Copy !req
244. Well, gayle, I hope
I shall see you at mine ball.Copy !req
245. Oh! Ah! Ah.Copy !req
246. Should I, uh, pick her up?Copy !req
247. Nah, we usually just let her
sleep there when that happens.Copy !req
248. Oh. Wait. No, she's on
fire. Let's move her.Copy !req
249. The date of the ball
had arrived.Copy !req
250. Everyone from town was there.Copy !req
251. Wow. Everyone
from town is here.Copy !req
252. Even lord ken
the albino! Ken!Copy !req
253. Oh, I can't wait
to see sir bob!Copy !req
254. Yeah. Have fun with that.Copy !req
255. I'm gonna go put a bunch
of crumpets down my corset.Copy !req
256. Gonna leave this place
with a month's worth of food.Copy !req
257. Hello, gayle.Copy !req
258. What is that lovely
sash about your waist?Copy !req
259. I call it a fanny pack.Copy !req
260. It's very fetching.
Oh!Copy !req
261. Hi, lady tina.
Hi.Copy !req
262. I hope you like the band
boys fore the present tyme.Copy !req
263. They are very
popular in the city.Copy !req
264. Come, let's dance.Copy !req
265. They're playing
the heinie liney.Copy !req
266. Oh!Copy !req
267. Tina, seriously?
Dad, please!
I'm almost done.Copy !req
268. Sir bob and gayle danced
together all evening.Copy !req
269. They couldn't take their eyes,
or butts, off of each other.Copy !req
270. Where's my sexy fiancé?Copy !req
271. Where is he?Copy !req
272. Bob!Copy !req
273. Uh, here I am.
Uh, hi... Honey.Copy !req
274. I can't believe
you'd have a ball without me,Copy !req
275. Your loud, rude,
american wife-to-beCopy !req
276. That you're marrying
for money!Copy !req
277. Come here! Give me a kiss!Copy !req
278. whoa. Uh-uh.Copy !req
279. (linda makes silly noises,
bob mutters)
aah.Copy !req
280. Gayle was so heartbroken
over sir bobCopy !req
281. That she fell deathly ill
with pooping cough.Copy !req
282. Her sisters tried everything
to bring her back to health.Copy !req
283. Leeches.
Yum!Copy !req
284. Beaches.Copy !req
285. Screeches.
Wake up!
Stop being sick!Copy !req
286. But nothing worked.
They called the vicarCopy !req
287. To come give her last rites.Copy !req
288. I'm the vicar, scott bakula.Copy !req
289. Well, hello! I'm feeling
much better all of a sudden.Copy !req
290. Oh, good. Well, let me whisper
a prayer into your mouth.Copy !req
291. oh!Copy !req
292. Then they quantum leapt
into the futureCopy !req
293. To the day
of their double weddingCopy !req
294. With tina and jimmy jr.,Copy !req
295. And they all lived
happily ever after.
Mmm.Copy !req
296. And sir bob and linda
were also married,Copy !req
297. And then they had a baby
with a tailCopy !req
298. Because they were cousins.
The end.Copy !req
299. that was so good!Copy !req
300. Oh, I could feel scott bakula's
kiss whispers in my mouth!Copy !req
301. Kisspers!
Ah, I've heard better.Copy !req
302. And your father and I
are not cousins.Copy !req
303. That we know of.Copy !req
304. You win, tina.Copy !req
305. Oh! Or should gene win?Copy !req
306. Oh, gosh, this is tough.Copy !req
307. I think
you're forgetting something.Copy !req
308. Oh, right.
Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
309. I call it "gayle of thrones."Copy !req
310. Pace yourselves, guys.Copy !req
311. You're gonna want
to save your gasps.Copy !req
312. Behold the tale of queen gayle
of catsteros.Copy !req
313. She was the most powerful womanCopy !req
314. In all
of the nine cat-life kingdoms,Copy !req
315. And mistress of the world's
only cat dragons.Copy !req
316. People of catsteros, please eat,
drink and be meowy!Copy !req
317. Your royal highness— meow—Copy !req
318. Visitors from the kingdom
of litter boxia!Copy !req
319. Lady gayle, we come
on behalf of your sister,Copy !req
320. Lindaryen of litter boxia,Copy !req
321. To present you with a gift
in her absence.Copy !req
322. A gift?
I'm surprised.Copy !req
323. She's always been jealous of me
because I have cat dragons,Copy !req
324. And I'm not a cranky old hag.Copy !req
325. Oh, well,
she didn't mention that.Copy !req
326. And now, may I present,
this guy!Copy !req
327. I'm geneCopy !req
328. From the house
of the unfarting.Copy !req
329. My queen, I am a warlock.Copy !req
330. If I disappear,
just check your rear. Blee.Copy !req
331. But don't worry.Copy !req
332. I always turn up. Blee.Copy !req
333. Just never where you left me!Copy !req
334. Oh, impressive.Copy !req
335. He was over there— meow—Copy !req
336. And now he's
over here. Meow.Copy !req
337. I'm befuddled.Copy !req
338. I love your cat dragons!Copy !req
339. I'll take them
in my wagon. Blee.Copy !req
340. wha? I'm checking my rear!Copy !req
341. He's not there!
And he took my cat dragons!Copy !req
342. Blee. Here I am.Copy !req
343. Oh, phew.
Blee.Copy !req
344. Just kidding.
No!Copy !req
345. My cat dragons are gone.
I must go get them.Copy !req
346. They are my children.Copy !req
347. They've suckled at my teats!Copy !req
348. Ew.Copy !req
349. At least let our bravest
knight go with youCopy !req
350. To assist your
grace. Meow.Copy !req
351. My lady gayle.Copy !req
352. Knight louise, this is my fight.Copy !req
353. I cannot risk your life.Copy !req
354. But I can. Plus,
I really dislike lindaryen.Copy !req
355. She's a tyrant who punishes
children unjustlyCopy !req
356. For doing hilarious pranks.Copy !req
357. I swear my service
and my steel to you.Copy !req
358. the burgarean slapper!Copy !req
359. Let us be off.Copy !req
360. My cat dragons are
probably very confusedCopy !req
361. Without me and
my breast milk.Copy !req
362. People of catsteros,Copy !req
363. Remain here,
remain strong.Copy !req
364. I will return
with our dragons!Copy !req
365. And then I shall breast-feed
all of you!
Oh.Copy !req
366. And so they set off
for litter boxia,Copy !req
367. Fighting their many enemies
along the way.Copy !req
368. They were held prisoner
by theus of grimward,Copy !req
369. Thannis of grinjammed,
and thambis of gramjimnt.Copy !req
370. But each time, they escaped.Copy !req
371. There are the gates of
litter boxia, my queen.Copy !req
372. Wow, it really stinks here.Copy !req
373. Yes, litter boxia has not
been cleaned in many moons.Copy !req
374. And outside of litter boxia,Copy !req
375. The most dreaded monstersCopy !req
376. In all of the nine
cat-life kingdoms.Copy !req
377. hark, my lady.
A sound ahead.Copy !req
378. What is it?
It sounds really boring.Copy !req
379. It's a white talker!Copy !req
380. Cover your ears, or they willCopy !req
381. Literally bore you into
a deathlike slumber.Copy !req
382. I tried everythingCopy !req
383. To get that barbecue stain
out of my underpants.Copy !req
384. The best place to park
at the hardware storeCopy !req
385. Is probably the
parking lot.Copy !req
386. Oh. Oh, I have an itch.
Oh. Oh, god. Oh, it...Copy !req
387. Oh, it's so itchy.
Oh, I got to itch it.
Don't itch it!Copy !req
388. Oh, I can't wait any longer!Copy !req
389. Do not take your hands
off your ears!Copy !req
390. My lady, no!
Oh, I got to itch it.Copy !req
391. Oh, god! Oh, oh! Ugh.Copy !req
392. oh, no.
He got me.Copy !req
393. So boring.Copy !req
394. I'm... So bored.Copy !req
395. Louise...!Copy !req
396. Who goes there?
It is I,Copy !req
397. Gayle, queen of catsteros.Copy !req
398. I seek my sister lindaryen.Copy !req
399. She has stolen my dragons.Copy !req
400. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
401. So you're gayle. Okay.Copy !req
402. Just go in or
whatever. Hi.Copy !req
403. Everyone, listen to me sing!Copy !req
404. Bobdor.
Gayle!Copy !req
405. Sister. Surprised to see me?Copy !req
406. Not at all!
I knew you'd come,Copy !req
407. And I knew when you did I'd get
rid of you once and for all!Copy !req
408. I challenge you... To a duel.Copy !req
409. to the death?Copy !req
410. Yes! But let's do that thingCopy !req
411. Where we pick someone
to represent usCopy !req
412. And fight in our honor, and then
die in our place, right?Copy !req
413. Oh, good idea.Copy !req
414. I choose the mort-tain!Copy !req
415. Mm, uh. Huh?
Oh, okay.Copy !req
416. Um, hang on.Copy !req
417. Sorry to do this,
louise, but I need you.Copy !req
418. Aah. What-what's going on?Copy !req
419. I need you to fight for me
in a duel to the death.Copy !req
420. Oh! Good.
Enough talk!Copy !req
421. Let the duel commence!Copy !req
422. But let's make this fight
a little more interesting.Copy !req
423. Be careful not to fallCopy !req
424. Into my pit of ravenous
porcelain babies.Copy !req
425. they haven't been fed in days.Copy !req
426. so hungry.Copy !req
427. Thanks for playing, big guy.Copy !req
428. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
429. Oh, crap.
Shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
430. Well, you beat me
fair and square,Copy !req
431. But I'm gonna kill you anyway.Copy !req
432. Bobdor, throw 'em into the pit.Copy !req
433. Bobdor.Copy !req
434. Does that mean yes or no?Copy !req
435. 'cause it's the only thing
you ever say.
Bobdor.Copy !req
436. Yeah, that doesn't help.Copy !req
437. I got to get a new fool.
Maybe somebody thinner.Copy !req
438. I want somebody hot.Copy !req
439. What-what are you doing?Copy !req
440. Aah! Ow! Oh!
My babies are eating me!Copy !req
441. Oh, bad babies! Down!Copy !req
442. Thank you, bobdor.Copy !req
443. I'll breast-feed you first
when we get back to catsteros.Copy !req
444. All right, everybody,
let's go home.Copy !req
445. scott bakula?
Where did you come from?Copy !req
446. Does it really matter?Copy !req
447. Bobdor third wheel.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
448. Bobdor!Copy !req
449. The end.Copy !req
450. Louise, you haven't watched
game of thrones, right?Copy !req
451. No. Game of what?Copy !req
452. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
453. Oh, louise, that
was so good.
Yup.Copy !req
454. You're just all such
wonderful nieces and nephews.Copy !req
455. I don't need stacy.Copy !req
456. You've shown me
that I'm talentedCopy !req
457. And lovable and strong...Copy !req
458. hey, gayle.Copy !req
459. Still up for that date?
My emergency canceled.Copy !req
460. Stacy! How'd you find me?Copy !req
461. All those messages you left me
at work and at homeCopy !req
462. And at my mother's
telling me where you were going.Copy !req
463. Oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
464. Okay, let's get out of here!Copy !req
465. Bye, kids.Copy !req
466. No!
No!Copy !req
467. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
468. Mom, come on. Are we really
still grounded?Copy !req
469. We were just trying
to be funny.Copy !req
470. Yeah. We tried
to make you laugh,Copy !req
471. But instead, you
made the world laugh.Copy !req
472. Uh-huh.
It did sound
kind of funny.Copy !req
473. Hey, uh, mom, uh,
can we get some ice cream?Copy !req
474. Yeah. From that case
right there.
Yeah!Copy !req
475. Ice cream. Yummy.
Good idea, girls.Copy !req
476. Freezer frankenstein!Copy !req
477. oh. Uh. Whoo. Oh. Whoa.Copy !req
478. Lin, you fell into a pile
of maxi pads, and you farted.Copy !req
479. It's pretty funny.Copy !req
480. It wasn't funny!
Everyone laughed at me.Copy !req
481. Yeah.
Yup.
Yup.Copy !req
482. And then I had to buy
all those maxi pads.Copy !req
483. Oh, it's gonna take me
weeks to get through those!Copy !req
484. And then I farted again when
they handed me my bags.Copy !req
485. Mom, it was perfect.
Don't you see?Copy !req
486. I'm proud of you!Copy !req
487. You farted your way
into our hearts, mom.Copy !req
488. Okay. It was...
It was funny.Copy !req
489. It was funny.Copy !req
490. So, we aren't
grounded anymore?Copy !req
491. Tell you what. You're
grounded for tonight,Copy !req
492. And you all have
to watch tv with me.Copy !req
493. All right,
it's something.Copy !req
494. And we're gonna watch
whatever I want,Copy !req
495. And we're gonna be
a big snuggle sandwich.Copy !req
496. I'm the cheese, right in the
middle, and everyone likes me!Copy !req
497. Wait, where are you going?
We're not closed.Copy !req
498. We-we don't close
for hours.
Bye, dad!Copy !req
499. Wai-wai-wai-wait.
Don't close the d...Copy !req
500. They closed the door.
I should have gone with gayle.Copy !req
501. Captioned by
media access group at wgb
access.Wgbh.OrgCopy !req