1. Uh, lower.Copy !req
2. L-lower.Copy !req
3. L-little lower.Copy !req
4. Just a tiny bit more.Copy !req
5. Uh...
Yeah, in the trash.Copy !req
6. Now, stomp it down
with your foot.Copy !req
7. Louise, I'm
beginning to thinkCopy !req
8. You might not care about jimmy
jr. Winning this election.Copy !req
9. You're so wrong, tina.Copy !req
10. I definitely don't care.Copy !req
11. Well, he's going to win.Copy !req
12. Henry haber is
the only other candidate,Copy !req
13. And his campaign slogan is
"chess we can."Copy !req
14. Which game is chess again?Copy !req
15. The one with the checkers?Copy !req
16. Hi, jimmy jr., zeke.Copy !req
17. Why is my campaign poster
in the trash?Copy !req
18. Because it won't fit
in the toilet.Copy !req
19. Doesn't matter— the
math club did a poll,Copy !req
20. And I'm up
by 95 points.Copy !req
21. We're talking
landslide, baby.Copy !req
22. Here come the mud!Copy !req
23. Okay, don't
landslide me, zeke.
I'm gonna get you.Copy !req
24. I'm gonna get you.
Come on, come on.
Ow. Ow.Copy !req
25. Why do you even want to be
president, jimmy jr.?Copy !req
26. To pick songs
at dances.Copy !req
27. I hate it
when it goes—Copy !req
28. Fast song, slow
song, medium song.Copy !req
29. I want ten fasts,
then ten slows.Copy !req
30. Guys, shh,
haber danger.Copy !req
31. Oh, hey, habes—
you about ready to say uncle?Copy !req
32. The election is still
four days away.Copy !req
33. Ever hear of the tortoise
and the hare?Copy !req
34. Uh, no.Copy !req
35. What're you sayin'
about jimmy jr.'s hair?Copy !req
36. It's nice!
I mean, "hare,"
like, rabbit.Copy !req
37. Well, your hair looks
like a weasel.Copy !req
38. What? That's...Copy !req
39. Fast song,
fast song, fast song,Copy !req
40. Fast song, fast song,
fast song,
go, go,Copy !req
41. Fast song, fast...
Go, go.Copy !req
42. All right, jimmy jr.
For president.Copy !req
43. They got a lotta ladles.Copy !req
44. Ooh, I liked saying that.Copy !req
45. Lotta ladles,
lotta ladles.Copy !req
46. Lotta ladles,
lotta ladles.
Lin.Copy !req
47. Lotta ladles,
lotta ladles,
lin.Copy !req
48. Lotta ladles.
Lin, look at this.Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. A kitchen knife
for $300.Copy !req
51. $300?
You think if
I pick it up,Copy !req
52. A giant rock will
come rolling at us?Copy !req
53. Wha...?Copy !req
54. I'm talking about
indiana jo...Copy !req
55. Who the hell's
indiana joe?Copy !req
56. Whoa.
Bob?Copy !req
57. Hi, louise!Copy !req
58. Crap! Millie!Copy !req
59. What are you sneaking
up on me for?Copy !req
60. I have a new secret
handshake for us.Copy !req
61. I bend your finger
really far back.
Ow!Copy !req
62. And you bend my finger
really far back.Copy !req
63. And then into
a hug-shake!Copy !req
64. Stop hug-shaking me.Copy !req
65. Tina, get her
off of me!Copy !req
66. Okay, um, can
you let her go?Copy !req
67. so what's
new, millie?Copy !req
68. Oh, I'm just doing
the fourth grade thing.Copy !req
69. You know, taking some classes,
squeezing in some recess.Copy !req
70. All that running around
doesn't leave enough timeCopy !req
71. For my best friend
over here, though.Copy !req
72. We're not
best friends, millie.Copy !req
73. Right, I'm your nemesis—
we love each other,Copy !req
74. But we've got some history.Copy !req
75. You're not my nemesis.Copy !req
76. We are, we're nemesises... Es.Copy !req
77. We're rivals who are also
totally obsessedCopy !req
78. With each other— "fremesises."Copy !req
79. Oh, like batman
and catwoman.Copy !req
80. And like socks
and sandals.Copy !req
81. Millie, this is all
in your head.Copy !req
82. We are nothing.
Nothing!Copy !req
83. So we're on
for lunch?Copy !req
84. No, we're not on
for anything.Copy !req
85. I want a millie-free zone
around me,Copy !req
86. At least three
lunch tables wide.Copy !req
87. Okay,
three inches wide.Copy !req
88. Not three inches!Copy !req
89. Three tables!Copy !req
90. I don't even know
why we're talking,Copy !req
91. Because I am not getting
a $300 knife.Copy !req
92. No, of course.Copy !req
93. The fukinawa is really only
for professional chefs...Copy !req
94. Well, I'm a professional
chef, actually.Copy !req
95. Eh.
Of course.Copy !req
96. I am.
Absolutely you are.Copy !req
97. It doesn't mean
I buy $300 knives.Copy !req
98. That are "hand-forged
by a master blacksmithCopy !req
99. In his mountaintop
workshop."Copy !req
100. Oh, boy, that's
really good.Copy !req
101. Why is that good?
Are we doing this?Copy !req
102. Okay, I'm recommending
a 24-hour cooling-off period.Copy !req
103. I think
we're doing this.Copy !req
104. Here, hold on.Copy !req
105. Spread it around.Copy !req
106. Chess we can.Copy !req
107. Mm-hmm, thanks.Copy !req
108. Another jimmy jr.
Voter, huh?Copy !req
109. I get it, he's
everybody's friend.Copy !req
110. Yeah, I'm not
really political.Copy !req
111. I'd rather be
everybody's president.Copy !req
112. You're their friend,
but you're their boss.
Oh?Copy !req
113. You-you have power
over 'em, to help them.Copy !req
114. Power...Copy !req
115. To help.
Power.Copy !req
116. Y-you're focusing
on the power.Copy !req
117. Power.Copy !req
118. I should... I'm gonna
pass these out...Copy !req
119. Power.
Over here.Copy !req
120. No.
I'm running
for president, louise.Copy !req
121. Ooh, I love your poster
font, millie.Copy !req
122. They use it
for horror movies.Copy !req
123. Uh, mr. Frond?Copy !req
124. A fourth grader can't
be president, right?Copy !req
125. Don't be a grade-ist,
louise.Copy !req
126. It's a young
person's job.Copy !req
127. There's a lot of burnout.Copy !req
128. Button?Copy !req
129. Get that thing
away from me.Copy !req
130. And good luck convincing
anybody to vote for you.Copy !req
131. Thanks for your support!Copy !req
132. Good-bye, millie.Copy !req
133. With all the ballots counted,Copy !req
134. Wagstaff's new president is
millie frock.Copy !req
135. Ugh, I don't believe it!Copy !req
136. Louise, can you come
up here, please?Copy !req
137. I want to make
an announcement.Copy !req
138. No, thank you.Copy !req
139. Wrestling team,
bring her to me.Copy !req
140. Ugh, let me go!Copy !req
141. Home ec class,
sew her to my side.Copy !req
142. Metal shop, make
a metal sculpture of us.Copy !req
143. Choir, sing
my new school anthem.Copy !req
144. Marching band,Copy !req
145. Play the "millie
and louise overture."Copy !req
146. Dance club, dance.Copy !req
147. Cheerleaders, cheer!Copy !req
148. No, no, no.Copy !req
149. Millie!Copy !req
150. Tina, wake
up, wake up.Copy !req
151. Oh, what
a coincidence.Copy !req
152. You watch me
when I sleep, too?Copy !req
153. No, I want to join
the jimmy jr. Campaign.Copy !req
154. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
155. I'll show you how to use
the puffy paints tomorrow.Copy !req
156. No, I know how to use them.Copy !req
157. I want to manage his campaign.Copy !req
158. But, um, that's
what I do.Copy !req
159. Shh, shush, just
go back to sleep.Copy !req
160. When you wake up, you'll be
assistant campaign manager.Copy !req
161. But I'm the...
Shh!Copy !req
162. Sleepy, sleepy.Copy !req
163. Millie is already up
to one percent support.Copy !req
164. Our lead was this,
now it's this.Copy !req
165. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what
do you mean "our" lead?Copy !req
166. Did tina die and make
you campaign manager?Copy !req
167. No, I didn't die,
I just fell asleep.Copy !req
168. Well,
I'm really popular.Copy !req
169. I'm not worried
about millie.Copy !req
170. You should be.Copy !req
171. Last month we had to name
the class chinchilla,Copy !req
172. And millie had
the worst idea of all.Copy !req
173. How about princess
little piddles?Copy !req
174. I said what everyone
was thinking.Copy !req
175. How about princess fluffy vomit?Copy !req
176. Right, millie?Copy !req
177. Is that what you're going for?Copy !req
178. You're gonna ruin
this chinchilla's life.Copy !req
179. Then we all voted.Copy !req
180. And somehow "princess
little piddles" wasCopy !req
181. The name the
class picked!Copy !req
182. Millie gets her way.Copy !req
183. I kind of want her
to name me now.Copy !req
184. On to campaign strategy—
we've got to up our game.Copy !req
185. I can make another poster—
maybe I dot the "I" in "jimmy"Copy !req
186. With a check mark?
It's a little wild,Copy !req
187. But it just might work.Copy !req
188. that's a good...Copy !req
189. That's actually
a really good...
Yeah.Copy !req
190. No, no posters—
print is dead.Copy !req
191. We've got tvs
in the classroom.Copy !req
192. We need a commercial.Copy !req
193. The only thing standing
between us and a millie-ocracyCopy !req
194. Is jimmy jr.'s
dumb pretty face.Copy !req
195. Ow.Copy !req
196. That's the new knife, huh?Copy !req
197. Yeah, it's
so responsive.Copy !req
198. It's, like, connected
to my brain.Copy !req
199. I think "chop,"
and it chops.Copy !req
200. Yeah, I got a hammer like that.Copy !req
201. Us guys and our tools.Copy !req
202. Chop.
Right away, bob.Copy !req
203. Chop, chop, chop,
chop, chop, chop.Copy !req
204. I think we got
enough onions, bob.Copy !req
205. Do I tell you or that
car payment you're holding?Copy !req
206. You can tell us both.Copy !req
207. It's a mclecklin, my hammer.Copy !req
208. You know that brand, bob?
Mclecklin?Copy !req
209. I don't know
hammer brands, teddy.Copy !req
210. They're the best— they're like
the meryl streep of hammers.Copy !req
211. Ah, look at that slice.Copy !req
212. Uh, I'm not crying
because of the onions,Copy !req
213. I'm crying
because it's beautiful.Copy !req
214. And it's so thin, I could
actually use it as a tissue.Copy !req
215. Ow, ow, that's a bad idea.Copy !req
216. I made a video
of my hammer pounding nails.Copy !req
217. I put a natalie merchant song
under it.Copy !req
218. Dedicated it to my dad.Copy !req
219. Yeah, but your hammer
and my knife—Copy !req
220. It's not
really the same thing.Copy !req
221. Want to read some
of the comments, bobby?Copy !req
222. Uh, I don't... No.Copy !req
223. This guy— he says, "nailed it!"Copy !req
224. Oh, the internet.Copy !req
225. Before we begin,
we have a messageCopy !req
226. From one of the candidates
for student body president.Copy !req
227. Settle down,
it's not henry haber.Copy !req
228. He wrote the hot-guy manifesto?Copy !req
229. Key change!Copy !req
230. To be the president-o?Copy !req
231. Let's do this!Copy !req
232. Oh, barf.Copy !req
233. I want to slap
that kid.Copy !req
234. I know, right?
Oh...Copy !req
235. I'm tammy
with wagstaff school news.Copy !req
236. Our top story— did
a super lame ad take jimmy jr.Copy !req
237. From front runner
to dumb bummer?Copy !req
238. We got reactions.Copy !req
239. I felt like I was covered
in something gross,Copy !req
240. And I wanted
to burn my eyeballs.Copy !req
241. Basically.Copy !req
242. I wouldn't braid his hair
with your hands.Copy !req
243. What a.
Sorry.Copy !req
244. We pooped the bed!Copy !req
245. This station is biased.Copy !req
246. I'm sure
most people liked it.Copy !req
247. This just in— millie's gained
30 points on jimmy jr.Copy !req
248. Oh, man.Copy !req
249. Okay, a little setback.Copy !req
250. Manageable.Copy !req
251. Now we know what not to do,Copy !req
252. So we go hard the other way.Copy !req
253. Hang on, kids,
we're going negative.Copy !req
254. It's 3:00 p.M. At wagstaff,Copy !req
255. And a telephone is ringing.Copy !req
256. The bake sale is out
of snickerdoodles.Copy !req
257. Maybe that doesn't sound
like a big deal,Copy !req
258. But it is because some people
really like them.Copy !req
259. Who do you want
answering the call?Copy !req
260. A fourth grader
with multiple tardiesCopy !req
261. And multiple screws loose?Copy !req
262. Millie— too dangerous
for the bake sale,Copy !req
263. Too dangerous for wagstaff.Copy !req
264. Vote for jimmy jr. Maybe.Copy !req
265. That was mean.
Now I know
who I'm voting for, for sure.Copy !req
266. Our big brother
is mean?Copy !req
267. Is that what
we're gonna turn into?Copy !req
268. I won't let you.Copy !req
269. I'm turning!Copy !req
270. Leave before
I hurt you!Copy !req
271. Oh, boy.Copy !req
272. I'm here in the studioCopy !req
273. With millie, the victim of
a vicious jimmy jr. Attack ad.Copy !req
274. Girl, how you
holding up?Copy !req
275. I'm okay.Copy !req
276. I'm strong.Copy !req
277. I-I have to
be strong.Copy !req
278. For wagstaff.Copy !req
279. You know what, negativity
always backfires.Copy !req
280. Jocelyn does it all the time,
and it's lame, and she's lame.Copy !req
281. Not to be negative.
This is a great
interview.Copy !req
282. You know, you're
really good at this.Copy !req
283. I know,
I know I am.Copy !req
284. I want to endorse you—
can I do that?Copy !req
285. Mr. Grant is shaking
his head "no,"Copy !req
286. But I'm doing it.Copy !req
287. And I'm getting
a new poll.Copy !req
288. Oh, my god,
you're winning!Copy !req
289. Louise,
what's going on?Copy !req
290. I'm supposed
to be ahead.Copy !req
291. It's under control.Copy !req
292. Tammy just handed us the answer.Copy !req
293. Negativity backfires.Copy !req
294. Which means it also,
uh, "frontfires."Copy !req
295. Change of strategy.Copy !req
296. Posters, on it.Copy !req
297. Everybody like bubble letters?Copy !req
298. I don't know,
they're pretty flashy.Copy !req
299. No, we go hard negative
against jimmy jr.Copy !req
300. Huh?
What?Copy !req
301. Try to keep up, pretty boy.Copy !req
302. Wait, what?Copy !req
303. Millie gets blamed.Copy !req
304. See, it's foolproof.Copy !req
305. I'm figuring
this crap out, people.Copy !req
306. I'm feeling pretty
confident now!Copy !req
307. Lin, I just cut a grain
of rice into six pieces.Copy !req
308. Come look.
No!Copy !req
309. Teddy, look at what
my fukinawa and I did.
Can't, bob.Copy !req
310. I brought my mclecklin in so
I can finish off this birdhouse.Copy !req
311. Wait, what? You
can't do that here.Copy !req
312. We're two guys with tools
we love, making it happen.Copy !req
313. Teddy, stop— you don't
compare a stupid hammerCopy !req
314. To a fukinawa knife.Copy !req
315. Stupid hammer?Copy !req
316. And your birdhouse.
Oh, here we go.Copy !req
317. Oh, I understand.Copy !req
318. I understand that
your weeny grapefruit knifeCopy !req
319. Isn't half the tool
my mclecklin is.Copy !req
320. Not half!
Take that back, teddy.Copy !req
321. I'm not going to.
You know what, we'll settle it.Copy !req
322. Okay, you're on.
How do we do that?Copy !req
323. I don't know,
it's probably impossible.Copy !req
324. Ugh, you men competing
over your little toys.Copy !req
325. The only way I'm gonna care
about this is if I get involved.Copy !req
326. Oh, I got it—
knife-hammer olympics.Copy !req
327. I got to plan
the opening ceremonies.Copy !req
328. Wagstaff has questions
for jimmy jr.Copy !req
329. Why does he dance all the time?Copy !req
330. What's he hiding?Copy !req
331. Does he have to go?Copy !req
332. Why doesn't he stop dancing
and just go?Copy !req
333. Tell jimmy jr. To go
to the bathroom already.Copy !req
334. By the way, here's
his fifth grade picture.Copy !req
335. It's terrible!Copy !req
336. I'm down by 70 points?Copy !req
337. No one blamed millie.Copy !req
338. Why won't people just think
what we want them to think?Copy !req
339. You turned jimmy jr.
From hero to zero!Copy !req
340. It's not supposed
to go that way!Copy !req
341. You took something beautiful,
and tore it to pieces.Copy !req
342. I don't even want to hang
out with him anymore!Copy !req
343. No, zeke! No! No!Copy !req
344. I'm sorry, jay-ju!Copy !req
345. She wrecked you!Copy !req
346. Oh, god.Copy !req
347. Okay, we double down!Copy !req
348. We go after
jimmy jr. Harder.Copy !req
349. Nothing's off limits—Copy !req
350. The lisp, the weird
brothers, dating tina.Copy !req
351. I quit, louise.Copy !req
352. Right, right.
Take a break. Okay.Copy !req
353. Break's over. Back to work!Copy !req
354. Millie said if I dropped out,Copy !req
355. She'd let me pick songs
at dances.Copy !req
356. It's all I wanted anyway.Copy !req
357. After all I've done!Copy !req
358. Good-bye, louise!Copy !req
359. Ha-ha!Copy !req
360. Ready to wear my button, louise?Copy !req
361. Never!Copy !req
362. Uh, henry, hi, uh, hey!Copy !req
363. Meet your new campaign manager.Copy !req
364. First off, let's
ditch those glasses.Copy !req
365. Uh, no, thanks.Copy !req
366. I've seen what your help can do.Copy !req
367. But we've got to stop millie
from becoming president, henry!Copy !req
368. Then maybe you should
run yourself.Copy !req
369. You can manage
your own campaign.Copy !req
370. The combination of you and
you should be unstoppable.Copy !req
371. Pretty sure you're being
sarcastic, but you know what?Copy !req
372. That's a great idea!Copy !req
373. Louise for president, everybody!Copy !req
374. Two more ears! Two more ears!Copy !req
375. I don't know, louise.
Do you really thinkCopy !req
376. You can beat millie?
Yes. I'm way behind,
but I've gotCopy !req
377. Core grassroots support
from friends and family.Copy !req
378. And are you wearing a
freaking millie button?Copy !req
379. Well, you've been the one acting
crazy lately, not millie.Copy !req
380. Because she's
making me act crazy.Copy !req
381. That's how good she is.Copy !req
382. At least gene is loyal.Copy !req
383. And it has nothing to do with
millie being out of buttons.Copy !req
384. Nothing!Copy !req
385. Oh, louise.Copy !req
386. You're so obsessed with me.
I mean,Copy !req
387. I run for president,
you run for president.Copy !req
388. Millie, I know you only
want to be presidentCopy !req
389. So you can control people.Copy !req
390. Control me!Copy !req
391. This election is
about wagstaff.Copy !req
392. Let's take the u
and the I out of it.Copy !req
393. Oh, look, now it spells "lose."Copy !req
394. That was in louise's name
all along and we never saw it!Copy !req
395. This is fun. Do "tina."Copy !req
396. Just wait for
the debate, millie.Copy !req
397. I'm gonna pin you to the mat.Copy !req
398. Oh, yeah?
Yeah!Copy !req
399. And speaking of pins, millie,Copy !req
400. Get any more in or not yet?Copy !req
401. Here is how it works.Copy !req
402. The knife and the hammer
will perform a seriesCopy !req
403. Of parallel tasks designed
to determine the biggest tool.Copy !req
404. Better tool.Copy !req
405. Bob, you will slice ten tomatoesCopy !req
406. While teddy pounds
ten nails into a board. Go!Copy !req
407. Going pretty fast
over here, teddy.
Listen to that tone, bob!Copy !req
408. That's mclecklin, baby!
Fukinawa's in charge!Copy !req
409. Don't hit your thumb!
Don't cut off your pinky!Copy !req
410. Done!
Done!
Tie!Copy !req
411. Round two. Switch stations.Copy !req
412. Bob, pry up teddy's nails.Copy !req
413. Teddy, nail bob's tomatoes
back together and go!Copy !req
414. Nail tomatoes?Copy !req
415. All right, I took a shot.Copy !req
416. It took you a day
to think of this?Copy !req
417. The next questionCopy !req
418. Is to louise.Copy !req
419. What makes you best qualifiedCopy !req
420. To be president?Copy !req
421. It's pretty simple.Copy !req
422. I'm not millie.Copy !req
423. People, millie doesn'tCopy !req
424. Even want to be president.Copy !req
425. She just wants to be
in my business.Copy !req
426. Live in my headCopy !req
427. And attach herselfCopy !req
428. Like a conjoined twin.Copy !req
429. Growing out of my side one leg,Copy !req
430. One arm, and a head on my head.Copy !req
431. Good answer. Thank you.Copy !req
432. Uh, okay.Copy !req
433. Millie, you have the floor.Copy !req
434. You've heard my platform.Copy !req
435. I would like to add thatCopy !req
436. I would increase the budgetCopy !req
437. For student counselingCopy !req
438. So that louise can get the helpCopy !req
439. She clearly needs.Copy !req
440. The help that I need?
That's like...Copy !req
441. I'm also for longer recesses,Copy !req
442. A besties system,Copy !req
443. And bigger desserts!Copy !req
444. Yeah!Copy !req
445. Wait. Back up.
"a besties system"?Copy !req
446. I'm moderating, louise!Copy !req
447. "a besties system"?Copy !req
448. "besties"-- it stands
for "buddying-up everyoneCopy !req
449. With someone to improve
the experience of school."Copy !req
450. That's elegant.
She's really good at that stuff.Copy !req
451. School's hard.
No one should haveCopy !req
452. To go through it alone.Copy !req
453. With an assigned bestie,
you'll have someoneCopy !req
454. To do homework with,Copy !req
455. Someone to sit with at lunch.Copy !req
456. Someone who knows
all your thoughts,Copy !req
457. Who can finish your sentences!Copy !req
458. Here we go!
What do you want to betCopy !req
459. Millie assigns herself
as my bestie, huh?Copy !req
460. Besties will be assigned
alphabetically by first name.Copy !req
461. Hey, zane! You and me, bro!Copy !req
462. Huh. Well, who does
that put together?Copy !req
463. Oh, louise and millie.
What a surprise!Copy !req
464. See, people?Copy !req
465. Millie's obsessed!Copy !req
466. It's me now.Copy !req
467. But tomorrow it might be you!Copy !req
468. Or you! Probably not you,Copy !req
469. Boy sucking on watch.Copy !req
470. Oh, louise, you need
a bestie so bad!Copy !req
471. Aw, someone give
louise a bestie!Copy !req
472. She's so sad.Copy !req
473. And that concludes our debate.Copy !req
474. I think we know who won.Copy !req
475. No questions for me? Seriously?Copy !req
476. Oh, didn't see you
up there, henry.Copy !req
477. After-debate hug-shake!Copy !req
478. you'll like being my bestie.Copy !req
479. You'll have no choice!Copy !req
480. So, after five rounds,
we're dead even.Copy !req
481. And we accidentally nailed
the board to the counter.Copy !req
482. That was bad.
Who knew nails were so long?Copy !req
483. Hmm.
Sorry.Copy !req
484. But it gives me an idea
for the next event.Copy !req
485. Who can make a hole
in the counter first? Go!Copy !req
486. Oh, we're really
gonna regret this!Copy !req
487. I'll fix it later...
With my hammer!Copy !req
488. No, you won't! You'll never
fix anything with that!Copy !req
489. Yes, I will!
I'll come back later.Copy !req
490. Bye, mort!Copy !req
491. Hey, kid! Yeah, kid!Copy !req
492. You, yeah! Hey, come on,
vote for me!Copy !req
493. Come on, help a candidate out.Copy !req
494. Oh, gross, she's still running.Copy !req
495. Don't make eye contact,
just keep walking.Copy !req
496. I saw you, jocelyn!Copy !req
497. Keep walking,
keep walking.Copy !req
498. I'm a human being! Look at me!Copy !req
499. I'll vote for you, louise.Copy !req
500. Thanks, andy.Copy !req
501. I'm ollie! Forget it!Copy !req
502. Which one am I?Copy !req
503. I'm gonna lose.Copy !req
504. Oh!Copy !req
505. "follow the braid,Copy !req
506. "check the files,Copy !req
507. "what you findCopy !req
508. Will make you smile."Copy !req
509. Maybe someone
who wears braids.Copy !req
510. Snoop dogg?
Follow snoop dogg.Copy !req
511. I already do.Copy !req
512. Mostly retweets
and recipes.Copy !req
513. braids! Abby!Copy !req
514. But how does she figure
into this?Copy !req
515. Frond
Attention— all studentsCopy !req
516. To the gymnasium.Copy !req
517. Voting for mill... PresidentCopy !req
518. Will begin in 15 minutes.Copy !req
519. We've got to sneak
into frond's office,Copy !req
520. And see what he's got on abby.Copy !req
521. Okay, good luck.
I have to goCopy !req
522. Vote for millie, bye.
No, tina!Copy !req
523. I need your help.Copy !req
524. I need an extra pair of hands.Copy !req
525. You messed up the campaign.Copy !req
526. You wouldn't listen to me.Copy !req
527. Yes, but party loyalty?Copy !req
528. We're both registered belchers.Copy !req
529. I am a belcher.Copy !req
530. Yay, us!
The farty party!Copy !req
531. Quick, we'll dig
through his filesCopy !req
532. Until we find something!Copy !req
533. And we'll dig
through his zen gardenCopy !req
534. Until we find enlightenment.Copy !req
535. Or a clam.Copy !req
536. Look at the size of this file.Copy !req
537. That's abby's?Copy !req
538. No, it's yours.Copy !req
539. Here's abby's.Copy !req
540. Oh, my god!Copy !req
541. This changes everything!Copy !req
542. We've got to get down there
before the vote.Copy !req
543. What are you doing in my office?Copy !req
544. What are you doing
in your office?Copy !req
545. I came up to get
a little rubber thingCopy !req
546. For my finger
to count votes with so...Copy !req
547. I don't have to explain myself!Copy !req
548. It's my office!Copy !req
549. Oh, we were just leaving.Copy !req
550. Get comfortable.
You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
551. Who-who touched my zen garden?Copy !req
552. It's gonna take me all afternoon
to re-zen that thing.Copy !req
553. Please let us go, mr. Frond!
No. Frankly, louise,Copy !req
554. Your behavior lately
has been extra erratic.Copy !req
555. You need some counseling.Copy !req
556. Gosh, mr. Frond, you're right.Copy !req
557. I think I might be on the verge
of a breakthrough.Copy !req
558. Oh, good.
Breakthrough!Copy !req
559. Damn you for making me run!Copy !req
560. We got to wrap this
up, lin. I mean,Copy !req
561. It's not great for business.Copy !req
562. We totally screwed
up the counter.Copy !req
563. And nothing's settled.
If anything,Copy !req
564. We've raised more questions.Copy !req
565. I'm gonna say we're still even.Copy !req
566. And there's only one thing left.Copy !req
567. Knife against hammer!Copy !req
568. Hammer against knife!Copy !req
569. Metal against metal!Copy !req
570. No way. We're-we're done.Copy !req
571. A tie is good.Copy !req
572. Yeah, bob loves his knife.Copy !req
573. I'd hate to destroy it.Copy !req
574. My knife was made
with hammers, teddy.Copy !req
575. Hammering would actually
make it stronger, so...Copy !req
576. Whatever you want
to tell yourself.Copy !req
577. I get to go first!Copy !req
578. Five second rounds. Go!Copy !req
579. Fukinawa, go!Copy !req
580. Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!Copy !req
581. Ding! Hammer time!Copy !req
582. Mclecklin!Copy !req
583. Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
584. Aah! It's not
getting stronger!Copy !req
585. Fukinawa!Copy !req
586. Teddy, you can stop! It's dead.Copy !req
587. We got a winner!Copy !req
588. Let me see that thing.Copy !req
589. God, I really
want a mclecklin.Copy !req
590. Ah, good, we're not too late.Copy !req
591. Everyone, before you vote,Copy !req
592. I have something
to say to millie!Copy !req
593. And I want you all to hear it!Copy !req
594. Just give up, louise!
I have.Copy !req
595. I just want to say to millieCopy !req
596. Early congratulations,
and you know what?Copy !req
597. I think being
a bestie will be fun.Copy !req
598. Wha-what have you
done with louise?Copy !req
599. Oh, by the way,
I won't be your bestie.Copy !req
600. I'll be abby's.
Sorry?Copy !req
601. Oh, you didn't know?
Abby's real name is mabel.Copy !req
602. "mabel" comes between
"louise" and "millie."Copy !req
603. Your alphabetical rule.Copy !req
604. Wait a minute—
abby is mabel?Copy !req
605. Abby's actually a
nickname for mabel, butCopy !req
606. No one knows that, so I guess...Copy !req
607. I'm not talking to you, abby!Copy !req
608. Oh, okay.
Mabel, you still into braiding?Copy !req
609. Want to take
a whack at this mop?Copy !req
610. Do you like french
braids or a fishtail?Copy !req
611. Hey, you're my bestie,
you decide!Copy !req
612. Yeah, well, whatever, we still
might end up being besties.Copy !req
613. Except we won't.
I'll be abby's.Copy !req
614. I mean mabel's.
Whatever.Copy !req
615. Whatever.
But hey, we can talk later.
Let's vote.Copy !req
616. Yeah, let's vote.
But let's talk now for a minute.Copy !req
617. Because we will be
besties, louise!Copy !req
618. Yeah. But no.
Look, it's your rule.Copy !req
619. Well, when I'm president, I'll
change the stupid rule, okay?Copy !req
620. The new rule
will make us besties!Copy !req
621. And if it doesn't,
I'll change it again!Copy !req
622. And I'll change it again!
Because you will be my bestie!Copy !req
623. And if I have to get rid of abby
or mabel or whoever, I will!Copy !req
624. Careful, that's
a five-strand braid.Copy !req
625. Took me all morning!Copy !req
626. Millie!Copy !req
627. And... Scene! Um...Copy !req
628. If elected, I'll-I'll
start an improv club.Copy !req
629. Let's do one more. Okay.Copy !req
630. Someone throw out
a-an, uh, occupation...Copy !req
631. And an animal?Copy !req
632. I heard fireman?Copy !req
633. And pig?Copy !req
634. Did somebody say pig?Copy !req
635. I think millie just lost.Copy !req
636. Impossible—
the only losersCopy !req
637. In improv are the audience.Copy !req
638. Wait, do we still like her?Copy !req
639. We don't, right?
She's gross, right?Copy !req
640. Millie is disqualified
for attacking abby.Copy !req
641. Louise, you were
second in the poll.Copy !req
642. You're going to be president!Copy !req
643. Whew, head rush!Copy !req
644. I'm already a little
drunk with power!Copy !req
645. Louise is disqualified
for breaking into my office.Copy !req
646. Oh.
So we're out of candidates.Copy !req
647. No president this year.Copy !req
648. Uh...Copy !req
649. Oh, wait,
henry haber.Copy !req
650. Congratulations, henry haber.Copy !req
651. Hi. Uh, today my vote
really counted.Copy !req
652. In my country, before the coup,
I was president.Copy !req
653. You are so freaking lucky,
henry haber!Copy !req
654. luck.Copy !req
655. Is that what you
want to call it?Copy !req
656. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
657. I guess I was just lucky
when I figured outCopy !req
658. That to get rid of jimmy jr.,Copy !req
659. I had to lure
millie into the race.Copy !req
660. And I guess I was
just lucky when I knewCopy !req
661. That she would pull you in
on the jimmy jr. Side,Copy !req
662. And that you would
tank his campaign.Copy !req
663. How could you know that?Copy !req
664. A chinchilla named princess
little piddles told me.Copy !req
665. What?Copy !req
666. My younger brother hogarthCopy !req
667. Saw the whole thing.Copy !req
668. That name didn't have a chanceCopy !req
669. Till you went
overboard dumping on itCopy !req
670. Because it was millie's idea.Copy !req
671. And all the kids
felt bad for her.Copy !req
672. Millie makes you
completely irrational.Copy !req
673. I'm not irrational.Copy !req
674. She just drives me
totally insane!Copy !req
675. Then I had to take
care of millie.Copy !req
676. So I got you to run.Copy !req
677. Then I helped you take
her down in a wayCopy !req
678. That also took you down.Copy !req
679. We were pawns?Copy !req
680. I believe you mean "prawns."Copy !req
681. You can't be that smart.Copy !req
682. Chess I can.Copy !req
683. Wow. Brains and brawn...Copy !req
684. Is what I would say
if you had the brawn part.Copy !req
685. How can you play
with people's lives like that?Copy !req
686. Who the hell do you think
you are, henry haber?Copy !req
687. You're gonna be
an amazing president.Copy !req
688. I was an amazing president.Copy !req
689. What happened?
Mmm... Coup.Copy !req
690. Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
access.Wgbh.OrgCopy !req