1. Niagara ketchup!Copy !req
2. I don't get it.Copy !req
3. Oh, like Niagara Falls,
but with ketchup?Copy !req
4. No! Oh, yes.Copy !req
5. Kids, stop.Copy !req
6. You love Niagara ketchup!
Admit it!Copy !req
7. You want to get in a barrel
and be part of it!
No.Copy !req
8. Dad, are you still
mad about the zester?Copy !req
9. Yes, of course I'm mad.Copy !req
10. You zested gum off Gene's shoe.Copy !req
11. Yeah. It's called
being a good sister.Copy !req
12. But now it's ruined.
You can never un-zest this.Copy !req
13. Can't we get
another zester?Copy !req
14. Not like this one.
It was perfect.Copy !req
15. I had more zest for this zester
than I do for life.Copy !req
16. It was simply
the zest. Ha, ha!Copy !req
17. Too soon.Copy !req
18. Yeah. Hey, Mike.Copy !req
19. You got some bills,Copy !req
20. and this one feels really weirdCopy !req
21. if you squeeze it.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
22. A letter from
the community garden!Copy !req
23. Please let it say I'm accepted.Copy !req
24. Open it. Open it.
Open it. Open it!Copy !req
25. "Dear Mr. Belcher, we regret
to inform you..." Damn it!Copy !req
26. Aw!Copy !req
27. Oh, they sent a
packet of seeds.Copy !req
28. Consolation seeds.
I've been there.Copy !req
29. Why would they
send those?Copy !req
30. I don't know, Tina.
I guess to remind meCopy !req
31. of the beautiful place
that existsCopy !req
32. that I'll never get
to be a part of!Copy !req
33. Like the boys locker room.Copy !req
34. Or New York in the '90s!Copy !req
35. Cheer up, Bobby.
We could get youCopy !req
36. a little planter box
to hang from the window.Copy !req
37. It's not the same, Lin.Copy !req
38. It's not just about
growing a few things.Copy !req
39. It's about
working the land,Copy !req
40. growing produce for
the restaurant.Copy !req
41. If we had a yard, I'd do
it there, but we don't.Copy !req
42. Get off your high horse.Copy !req
43. Why don't you grow
some alley pumpkins?Copy !req
44. I want land!Copy !req
45. I'm a gardener trapped in the
body of an urban restaurateur.Copy !req
46. I have ground beef under my
fingernails, but it should be...Copy !req
47. ground beef and dirt!Copy !req
48. Ugh.
Mike, I know
you're just the mailman,Copy !req
49. but I can't help
thinking you did this.Copy !req
50. Sure, blame me for this,
but you never thank meCopy !req
51. for the letters I don't deliver.Copy !req
52. Thank you.Copy !req
53. Bye-bye.Copy !req
54. There must be something
I can do to get in.Copy !req
55. You know what? I'm
gonna walk down thereCopy !req
56. and talk to the
garden master.Copy !req
57. Oh, Cynthia? Good luck
with that piece of work.Copy !req
58. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cynthia as in Logan's mom?Copy !req
59. As in Logan, my archenemy?
Yeah.Copy !req
60. Tell her to tell Logan
he's a... .Copy !req
61. And his head looks like...Copy !req
62. And his face sounds like...Copy !req
63. He'll know what it means.Copy !req
64. I, uh... I probably
won't do that, Louise.Copy !req
65. Do you want me
to write it down, then?Copy !req
66. Um, yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
67. You know, do what
you got to do, Bobby.Copy !req
68. If you have to sleep
with her to get in, it's okay.Copy !req
69. I don't like her,
but whatever it takes.Copy !req
70. Way ahead of
you, Lin.Copy !req
71. It's so... perfect.Copy !req
72. Can I help you?Copy !req
73. Oh. Hi, Cynthia.
Oh.Copy !req
74. So, um, uh,
it's been a whileCopy !req
75. since we were all
in my restaurantCopy !req
76. with all those bikers.
With all of those
dirty bikersCopy !req
77. your daughter hired to
cut off my son's ears.
And that baby was born.Copy !req
78. Weird day!
Right!Copy !req
79. But we don't... we don't
have to reminisce about that.Copy !req
80. Wait. Does that have
anything to doCopy !req
81. with me not getting
accepted to the garden?Copy !req
82. Oh, of course not!Copy !req
83. Bygones.Copy !req
84. Well, my application
was rejected again,Copy !req
85. and I was wondering
if maybe I filled it out wrong.Copy !req
86. I did make a few jokes.Copy !req
87. Like where it asked,
"What are your hobbies?"Copy !req
88. I wrote, "Beets me!"Copy !req
89. Get it? Spelled B-E-E-T.Copy !req
90. Ugh!
Logan!Copy !req
91. It was an accident! Gah!Copy !req
92. It's hot!
He probably likes it!Copy !req
93. Ugh, sorry, Bob.
He's not...Copy !req
94. We're working on it.Copy !req
95. No, no, he's a...
he's a great kid.Copy !req
96. No, he's not,
but he will be.Copy !req
97. I'm trying to get him into this
college prep summer program,Copy !req
98. but he doesn't have enough
extracurricular activities.Copy !req
99. Like, uh, volunteering?Copy !req
100. Volunteering.
Everyone's doing that.Copy !req
101. You can't throw a rockCopy !req
102. without hitting a kid
volunteering at a hospice.Copy !req
103. Oh, I hate those kids
who volunteer at hospices.Copy !req
104. The newest thing is crappy
jobs that build character.Copy !req
105. You want to stand out, you
write an essay about that.Copy !req
106. Oh. What qualifies
as a crappy job?Copy !req
107. I don't know. Like sweeping
stuff or mopping something.Copy !req
108. You know, just some dead-end
job in a horrible place.Copy !req
109. I know a dead-end job
in a horrible place!Copy !req
110. Say hello toCopy !req
111. the newest member
of the community garden!Copy !req
112. Hello.
All right!Copy !req
113. Congrats, Dad.Copy !req
114. You did it, you old
son of a bitch!Copy !req
115. And say hello
to our newest employee!Copy !req
116. Logan?Copy !req
117. No! Dad!
Uh-huh.Copy !req
118. Uh-uh.
Uh-huh!Copy !req
119. Uh-uh!
Uh-huh!Copy !req
120. Uh-uh!
Uh-huh!Copy !req
121. Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!Copy !req
122. Uh, uh, uh!
Uh, uh, uh!Copy !req
123. See? You two are already
enjoying working together.Copy !req
124. Okay, you got me. It's a joke.Copy !req
125. You'd never really hire Logan.Copy !req
126. It's just
temporary, Louise.Copy !req
127. Logan's mom was nice
enough to find me a plotCopy !req
128. at the community
garden, because...Copy !req
129. Because he gave me
this crappy job.Copy !req
130. It's not crappy.
Don't-don't say that.Copy !req
131. But if your mom asks,
it's-it's crappy.Copy !req
132. Wait. You're paying
this butt brain?Copy !req
133. My butt does have brains.Copy !req
134. They're called turds,
and they're smarter than you.Copy !req
135. No, it's an
unpaid internship.Copy !req
136. Finally, we're getting a little
more sausage at this party.Copy !req
137. Yes, Gene.Copy !req
138. This is a terrible idea, Dad.Copy !req
139. You've taken the only good thing
about this restaurant—Copy !req
140. its lack of Logan—
and you added Logan!Copy !req
141. That is not appropriate
for the workplace.Copy !req
142. You are not appropriate
for the workplace!Copy !req
143. You're not appropriate
for your face!Copy !req
144. I bet when you
reconnect in your 30s,Copy !req
145. you guys will get married.Copy !req
146. Bob, if they're gonna
just fight the whole time,Copy !req
147. he's not gonna
be much help.Copy !req
148. Just let them get
it out of their system.Copy !req
149. It's almost like
they're playing.Copy !req
150. I'm okay with him.Copy !req
151. I can pick his brain
about mid-teen boys.Copy !req
152. Find out what tickles
their pits.Copy !req
153. That's a great attitude, Tina.Copy !req
154. Louise, can I see you
in the kitchen real fast?Copy !req
155. Louise, I really, really
want this garden.Copy !req
156. Plus, it will be good
for all of us.Copy !req
157. We're gonna grow fresh
produce for the restaurant.Copy !req
158. Doesn't that
sound great?
Dad, I'm nine.Copy !req
159. I spit out vegetables
and hide them around the house.Copy !req
160. Louise, please, can you at least
try and get along with Logan?Copy !req
161. Just for a little
while? Do it for me?Copy !req
162. Fine.
Great! Thanks.Copy !req
163. But the first time
he even...Copy !req
164. Okay, I'm off to the garden!
Is that my sun hat?Copy !req
165. Uh, yeah. Can I borrow it?Copy !req
166. I guess, but you look
like a British lady.Copy !req
167. I know. Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
168. Oh, my dirt.Copy !req
169. My sweet, sweet, sweet dirt.Copy !req
170. Hello, trowel.
You're gonna be digging.Copy !req
171. Hello, shears.Copy !req
172. You're gonna be trimming.Copy !req
173. I was so smart to buy you guys
five years ago.Copy !req
174. Everyone said,
"You don't have a garden.Copy !req
175. Why are you buying
gardening equipment?"Copy !req
176. And I said, "I'll grow into it."Copy !req
177. Trowel? Right?Copy !req
178. Uh, sorry.
I-I didn't see...Copy !req
179. I thought I was alone.Copy !req
180. Okay, Logan,
fellow employee,Copy !req
181. this is the spot I've chosenCopy !req
182. for you to stand in
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
183. It's out of the way, we won't
have to smell or hear you,Copy !req
184. and when it's time
to punch out, there's the door.Copy !req
185. Oh, you're gonna
smell me.Copy !req
186. Smell it.
Take in the aroma.Copy !req
187. High five.Copy !req
188. Wow, that was hard!Copy !req
189. I never knew high-fiving was
so violent and satisfying!Copy !req
190. My hand is a man now!Copy !req
191. Your hand is a bro.Copy !req
192. It is?
Let's bro again.Copy !req
193. Ow! Oh, yeah.Copy !req
194. Gene!
What?Copy !req
195. Everyone getting along
out there?Copy !req
196. You know it, Linda.
I'm in the mile-
high-five club.Copy !req
197. Sounds great.
Maybe I wasn't
clear, Logan.Copy !req
198. You stand in your spot,
face the wall, silently,Copy !req
199. till it's time to go home,
and everything will be fine.Copy !req
200. The way I see it, as long as
your dad wants his garden,Copy !req
201. I can do whatever I feel like.Copy !req
202. What?
Yeah. Maybe
I'll go back to this.Copy !req
203. Oh, somebody order
a cup of cheese?Copy !req
204. 'Cause that's what
it smells like.Copy !req
205. Come on, Logan.Copy !req
206. Let's-let's go
in the back,Copy !req
207. and I'll show you how
to wash the dishes.Copy !req
208. Uh, we-we can dish
about the washing.Copy !req
209. So, uh, what do high
school boys talk about?Copy !req
210. Follow-up question.Copy !req
211. Do you talk about it in the
shower after you do sports?Copy !req
212. Additional
follow-up question.Copy !req
213. How hot is the water?
Does it produce steam?Copy !req
214. I'm asking for a friend.Copy !req
215. Yeah, that's classified,Copy !req
216. top-secret guy stuff, so...Copy !req
217. Right, right,
right, right.Copy !req
218. And towels— how
small are they?Copy !req
219. Like washcloth size?Copy !req
220. Uh...
Smaller?Copy !req
221. I'll start folding
this. You say when.Copy !req
222. Huh? Huh?
Mm. Uh.Copy !req
223. Huh?
Ah...Copy !req
224. Like, what... I can't
even fold it more.Copy !req
225. Hey, Mom, how you doing?Copy !req
226. Good. So, are we really sure
this Logan thing is worth it?Copy !req
227. I mean, Dad's a family member,Copy !req
228. but he's ranked, like,
fourth or fifth.Copy !req
229. Louise, it's
not that bad.Copy !req
230. Plus, your father
needs this.Copy !req
231. And you owe him one.Copy !req
232. You de-zested
his zester.Copy !req
233. Let him have
the garden.Copy !req
234. Sometimes you just got to be
around people you don't like.Copy !req
235. Oh, look at this place.Copy !req
236. Oh, God, it's her.Copy !req
237. Oh, it's even more depressingCopy !req
238. than I remembered.Copy !req
239. How dare she.Copy !req
240. Oh, hi, Linda.Copy !req
241. I'm just here to help
Logan with his essay.Copy !req
242. Don't mind me.Copy !req
243. Oh, I won't, Cynthia.Copy !req
244. What were you saying, Mother?Copy !req
245. Something about
people you don't like?Copy !req
246. Just pretend like I'm not here.Copy !req
247. Oh, but could I just get
a chamomile tea?Copy !req
248. I'm sorry, we
don't have that.Copy !req
249. Oh. Okay. Well, then just
bring me some hot water.Copy !req
250. And a lemon
and some chamomile tea.Copy !req
251. Oh, right, you don't have that.Copy !req
252. That's just... so weird.Copy !req
253. Anyway, hot water and lemon
would be great.Copy !req
254. Fine.Copy !req
255. Ew. Sticky.Copy !req
256. Logan? Logan!Copy !req
257. What?
I'm starting your essay
we're gonna say you wrote!Copy !req
258. Come out here
and sweep somethingCopy !req
259. so I can write about it!Copy !req
260. Well, good night.Copy !req
261. Good night. Okay, Bob,
I'm just gonna say it.Copy !req
262. I know you love that garden,Copy !req
263. but now Cynthia's hanging out
at the restaurant, ordering tea.Copy !req
264. Hi. If I could
just jump in here,Copy !req
265. I don't know if I can
take Logan much longerCopy !req
266. before I slap
that mess.Copy !req
267. Yeah, how long is
this gonna last, Bob?Copy !req
268. Uh, probably just
until Logan getsCopy !req
269. into that summer program thing,
and then we're home free.Copy !req
270. Rolling in arugula.Copy !req
271. So just try and ignore
Cynthia and Logan.Copy !req
272. Start slapping
faces, got it.Copy !req
273. No! No slapping.
Just ignoring.Copy !req
274. Fine. But just so you know,
I got this guy and this guy,Copy !req
275. and they're ready
to go to work.Copy !req
276. Look at you. It's only been
a few days, and you're so big!Copy !req
277. (high-We know.
And soon, you'll be ready
to get eaten.Copy !req
278. (high-What?
Nothing. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
279. I for... I forgot you could
understand me, spoke English.Copy !req
280. I'm gonna tickle you now.
Huh? Huh?Copy !req
281. (high-
Oh, stop! Stop!Copy !req
282. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
283. Ooh, windy in here, huh?Copy !req
284. Stop it!Copy !req
285. Ew! Something should
close the door, huh?
Stop it!Copy !req
286. High school age boys—
they're a handful.Copy !req
287. Handful of this.Copy !req
288. Gene!
Sorry.Copy !req
289. "These simple people were
doing the best they couldCopy !req
290. "with what little
they had in their sad,Copy !req
291. underperforming
restaurant"?Copy !req
292. Hey, don't read that!Copy !req
293. "Simple people"?Copy !req
294. It's just an expression.Copy !req
295. It's for the essay.Copy !req
296. You know what, Cynthia?Copy !req
297. Nope. Do it for Bobby,
do it for Bobby.Copy !req
298. Uh-oh, we got
a low-pressure systemCopy !req
299. moving in from the north
and a warm frontCopy !req
300. moving in from the south.Copy !req
301. Stink-a-cane!Copy !req
302. Son of a bitch!
Take shelter!Copy !req
303. Is "slop shop" one word or two?Copy !req
304. You know what you should write
about? A very violent eventCopy !req
305. involving your computer
and a simple lady who snapped!Copy !req
306. Kids, get a mop!Copy !req
307. You're about to clean
Cynthia's laptop off the floor!Copy !req
308. Oh, yeah. Let's do this!Copy !req
309. Hands, time to get slappy.Copy !req
310. Wha...?Copy !req
311. Hi, everyone.
How are things... going?Copy !req
312. Interesting
but scary.Copy !req
313. Everything's
going great!Copy !req
314. I was just about
to proofreadCopy !req
315. Cynthia's essay
with my foot.Copy !req
316. And I was just gonna
use my handsCopy !req
317. to make a Logan face sandwich.Copy !req
318. Okay, uh, good.Copy !req
319. Cynthia, hello. Logan, hey.Copy !req
320. So, uh, you know,
a few bumps in the roadCopy !req
321. are to be expected.Copy !req
322. This is more
than a few bumps, Bob.Copy !req
323. This was a bad idea.
Kiss your garden good-bye.Copy !req
324. Logan, we're leaving!Copy !req
325. Good!
Great!Copy !req
326. Bye.
Whoa, whoa, w-wait, wait.Copy !req
327. Where are you going?
Yeah, Dad. Don't.Copy !req
328. Let them go.
I'll, uh...
I'll handle this.Copy !req
329. Look, I-I'm sure
we can figure this out.Copy !req
330. Is-is there anything
I can do to fix this?Copy !req
331. I-I will do anything
to make this work.Copy !req
332. I love your son.Copy !req
333. Look at Dad. He's really
laying into them.Copy !req
334. Maybe I should go out
there and hold him back.Copy !req
335. Nah, I don't think so.Copy !req
336. Aw, big papa bear BobbyCopy !req
337. looking out for his
cubs. You get 'em.Copy !req
338. I'm just glad this nightmare
on Logan Street is over.Copy !req
339. There's got to be something we
can do that will make you happy,Copy !req
340. make me happy,
make your essay happy.Copy !req
341. All right, Bob.
You told them off.Copy !req
342. Good job.
Yeah, well, uh...Copy !req
343. Did you hear someone yelling,
"Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em"?Copy !req
344. That was me.Copy !req
345. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Good.Copy !req
346. I thought you were gonna
keep taking that doofus's side,Copy !req
347. then I saw you out there,
and damn itCopy !req
348. if you didn't make me proud.Copy !req
349. Uh, okay. Um, a little
news to share, everyone.Copy !req
350. Uh, a-after a lot of
consideration,Copy !req
351. I've decided
to make Logan...Copy !req
352. employee
of the month.Copy !req
353. What?
Bob!Copy !req
354. Wow. He hasn't even
been here a week. Good for him.Copy !req
355. N-Now, hear me out.
Louise...Copy !req
356. Ow, ow.
You're hurting me.Copy !req
357. Ow, ow!
Aw, Bob.Copy !req
358. Oh, my kidneys.Copy !req
359. You're so small, but
you're so strong.Copy !req
360. Him or me, Dad!Copy !req
361. It's for the greater
good, Louise.Copy !req
362. Okay. I see. All right.Copy !req
363. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
364. I quit!Copy !req
365. Damn it, I thought
the glass would break.Copy !req
366. Anyway, I quit!Copy !req
367. The glass didn't break.
High five!Copy !req
368. Great, Bobby. Great job.
So Louise can quit?Copy !req
369. Quitting is an option?
I want to quit.Copy !req
370. It would be fun
to quit if I didn'tCopy !req
371. love this job
so gosh darn much.Copy !req
372. Nobody's quitting.
Louise didn't quit.Copy !req
373. She's just going
on a sabbatical.Copy !req
374. Great. I'll do that.Copy !req
375. No, only one sabbatical
a year, Gene.Copy !req
376. And I'm taking
mine next.
Mm.Copy !req
377. This is not a big deal.
I'm gonna go talk to Louise.Copy !req
378. Louise? Sweetheart?Copy !req
379. Sweet Pea?Copy !req
380. I know I don't call you that,
but maybe we shouldCopy !req
381. start calling you that.
I'll do that.Copy !req
382. Sweet Pea,
how you doing in there?
Perfect!Copy !req
383. Louise, making Logan
employee of the monthCopy !req
384. doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
385. I know it doesn't, because
we've never done it before.Copy !req
386. Hey, I have a great idea.
What if we make youCopy !req
387. employee of the month
next month?Copy !req
388. I mean, Tina technically shouldCopy !req
389. really be next; she works
so much harder than you.Copy !req
390. Never mind. We'll make
an exception for you.Copy !req
391. But Tina will be crushed.Copy !req
392. Sounds super, super great!
Can't wait, Dad!Copy !req
393. Okay, good.
So, good talk, right?Copy !req
394. Aw, the best.
Good first step.Copy !req
395. Uh, thanks for participating.Copy !req
396. Love you... Cutie Pie?Copy !req
397. Ugh.
Sorry.Copy !req
398. I'll think of a better one
than Cutie Pie.Copy !req
399. You're my Angel Dust.Copy !req
400. Sorry, that's a drug.Copy !req
401. I'm gonna go. Bye.Copy !req
402. Louise. When are
you coming down?Copy !req
403. Mom has a stain
on her apron.Copy !req
404. You're missing so much.
How'd you get this number?Copy !req
405. Mom writes it
on my leg every morningCopy !req
406. in case I get lost.Copy !req
407. Oops. I better sweep this up.Copy !req
408. Keep talking about
whatever you're talking about.Copy !req
409. It doesn't have to be about
your changing bodies,Copy !req
410. but it could be. Go.Copy !req
411. So are you coming down or what?
I miss you!Copy !req
412. Oh, I'll see you soon, Gene.Copy !req
413. But you won't see me.Copy !req
414. If Dad won't fire Logan,
oh, I'm gonna make LoganCopy !req
415. wish Dad would've
never hired him.Copy !req
416. Okay, bye.Copy !req
417. Oh, my God. Today was
supposed to be overcast.Copy !req
418. No, it's a beautiful day.
Shorts weather.Copy !req
419. Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
420. What, Bob?
I-I didn't
cover my beans.Copy !req
421. You didn't cover your beans?
It was supposed to be overcast!Copy !req
422. They're gonna die!
Aah! I got to save the beans!Copy !req
423. Go!
Damn it, Bob, you're
frickin' nuts.Copy !req
424. Go!
I'll be back in
five minutes!Copy !req
425. Hey, Scotty. Jacob. What's up?Copy !req
426. You liking
those fries, brah?Copy !req
427. On me, my friends.Copy !req
428. I do whateverCopy !req
429. I want around here.Copy !req
430. 'Cause I'm employee
of the month, so...Copy !req
431. Ow! What the...
Who did that?Copy !req
432. Hey. Damn it.Copy !req
433. Just spitballin' here.Copy !req
434. Linda, I just need
one photo of himCopy !req
435. with this employee of the month
plaque in the restaurant.Copy !req
436. And maybe a few of him
taking out the trash.Copy !req
437. Eh, why don't I take out
the trash instead?Copy !req
438. Uh, bup, bup, bup, bup.
I-I'm taking the photo.Copy !req
439. Dup, dup, dup, dup.
No, you don't.Copy !req
440. Bob and I have a deal.
Deal with this, honey.Copy !req
441. Oh, my face!
Ow, my face!Copy !req
442. Okay, we're good.
You guys are good, right?Copy !req
443. (high-Thanks, Bob.
We were hot and scared.Copy !req
444. Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
(high-Tell us a joke.Copy !req
445. No, I-I... I got to get back.Copy !req
446. (high-
Please? Just one?Copy !req
447. All right, just one.Copy !req
448. A kid's playing in a sandbox
and he finds a welding mask.Copy !req
449. No, wait, there...
that's not the end.Copy !req
450. It's more.
(high-Oh.Copy !req
451. Okay, a kid's
playing in a sandbox.Copy !req
452. Who's hitting me
with spitballs?Copy !req
453. Invisible
spitball ninja.Copy !req
454. Logan, you got something
on your face right there.Copy !req
455. Stop it!
Oh, and also right there.Copy !req
456. Louise, I know it's you.Copy !req
457. Where are you?Copy !req
458. I'm in
your mind, Logan.Copy !req
459. There's a lot of
room in here.Copy !req
460. Oh, I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
461. And I'm gonna get you.Copy !req
462. And I'm gonna...Copy !req
463. My uvula!Copy !req
464. Employee of the mouth!Copy !req
465. Linda, control
your daughter!Copy !req
466. Ow! Hey!
Ha, ha.Copy !req
467. Good news. The green beans
are doing all right.Copy !req
468. Oh, you and that garden.Copy !req
469. You smell like dirt
and fresh air.Copy !req
470. And it makes me sick!
Ow!Copy !req
471. Your daughter's gone nuts,
by the way.Copy !req
472. She's in the crawlspace
shooting spitballs at everybody.Copy !req
473. Louise, get out of there.
No!Copy !req
474. Not until you fire Logan.Copy !req
475. Ow! Hey.Copy !req
476. Louise, you come out of there
right now.Copy !req
477. I don't want to do this,
but you're not gonna be the nextCopy !req
478. employee of the month;
you're gonna be the lastCopy !req
479. employee of the month,
even after Gene! Sorry, Gene.Copy !req
480. Sorry for what?
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
481. And I'm not gonna fire Logan;
I'm keeping the garden,Copy !req
482. and you're gonna
deal with it, Louise,Copy !req
483. because it's good for all of us.Copy !req
484. And not to bring up
the zester again,Copy !req
485. but the zester. You owe me.Copy !req
486. And let me tell you something.Copy !req
487. Spending time in the garden
has helped meCopy !req
488. realize a few things.
We need to goCopy !req
489. outside more, okay?Copy !req
490. Why don't we go on walks?
As a whole society?Copy !req
491. People should
go out on walks!Copy !req
492. And people should garden!Copy !req
493. Bob? I hate
to interrupt your flow.Copy !req
494. Great speech, though,
great speech.Copy !req
495. Yeah, it really
got going after a while.Copy !req
496. Uh, Dad?
Yes?Copy !req
497. We're not going on walks,
are we?Copy !req
498. I don't know. Maybe.
Anyway,Copy !req
499. while you were talking
to the wall, Louise snuck inCopy !req
500. and took off
with your gardening shears.Copy !req
501. What?
Yeah. She looked ready
to use them, too.Copy !req
502. I wonder on what.Copy !req
503. What could it beans?Copy !req
504. Oh, my God, my garden!Copy !req
505. Louise, just stop, okay?
I get it, you're mad.Copy !req
506. Also, I'm getting a cramp.Copy !req
507. Oh, no! Better stop
and stretch it out!Copy !req
508. Louise, you're literally
running with scissors.Copy !req
509. Really big scissors.Copy !req
510. I know, it feels great!Copy !req
511. Oh, good, it's closed.Copy !req
512. Louise, it's over!Copy !req
513. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
514. Oh, crap.Copy !req
515. Ow. God, how small are you?Copy !req
516. Say good-bye
to your crappy crops.Copy !req
517. Ha! Don't have to.Copy !req
518. You don't know which plot
is mine, Louise.Copy !req
519. Is it the one
with the paper plate signCopy !req
520. that says Bob's Beauties?Copy !req
521. No.Copy !req
522. No, no, no, no. You... Louise,
you don't have to do this!Copy !req
523. You didn't
have to hire Logan, either.Copy !req
524. Louise, please.
Those are my babies.Copy !req
525. What? These.
These are your babies?Copy !req
526. Yes. Those are... Oh.Copy !req
527. Yeah.
Why did I... say thatCopy !req
528. in front of my actual baby?Copy !req
529. Yeah!Copy !req
530. Right. Yeah, so maybe this wholeCopy !req
531. garden thing
was a little selfish.Copy !req
532. Yeah, I noticed
how the greater goodCopy !req
533. meant doing the thing
you like to do.Copy !req
534. You're right.
You know what?Copy !req
535. Do it. Cut them.
Cut them down.Copy !req
536. What? Really?
Yeah, do it.Copy !req
537. I deserve it.
I can't watch.Copy !req
538. I can't. It's not their fault.Copy !req
539. That's right.
It's my fault.Copy !req
540. So I'm gonna cut you.
What?Copy !req
541. Just kidding.Copy !req
542. I know.Copy !req
543. Look, I'm sorry I hired Logan.Copy !req
544. I-I know how much
you don't like him.Copy !req
545. Yeah, I'm pretty open
about that, Dad.Copy !req
546. Plus, I mean,
the restaurant is our place.Copy !req
547. And I like it that way.Copy !req
548. I know you do. I mean,Copy !req
549. sort of.
I had a suspicion.Copy !req
550. But you do
hide it pretty well.Copy !req
551. Thank you.
I'm sorry I put
my sweet peasCopy !req
552. before my Sweet Pea.Copy !req
553. Is that nickname thing
working at all now?
No.Copy !req
554. Can you
forgive me anyway?Copy !req
555. Under one condition.Copy !req
556. You're fired!
What?Copy !req
557. She can't fire me.
Right?Copy !req
558. Of course she can't.Copy !req
559. Yeah, I think she just did.Copy !req
560. Louise is actually our
human resources person now.Copy !req
561. And I'm executive
vice president of new business!Copy !req
562. Oh, man, I've just
been bussing tables.Copy !req
563. Logan, if you need
a recommendation, here's one:Copy !req
564. put a bag on your face.Copy !req
565. I'll put a bag
on your face.Copy !req
566. Okay, hon, I'm gonna have
security walk you out now.Copy !req
567. No.
Well, I hope you enjoyedCopy !req
568. your last trip
to the garden, Bob.Copy !req
569. Because it was
your last trip.Copy !req
570. I know. That's why I dug up all
my plants and brought them home.Copy !req
571. And I used your wheelbarrow.
My...Copy !req
572. You're not allowed
to use that.Copy !req
573. It already happened.Copy !req
574. There's nothing
you can do about it.Copy !req
575. And I broke
the lock on your gate.Copy !req
576. Which I will replace.Copy !req
577. Which is what you should do
with your eggplant.Copy !req
578. It looks leggy.Copy !req
579. Logan, let's go.
You're all nuts.Copy !req
580. Uh-huh, so if you want
to shoot me your e-mail,Copy !req
581. I can just send you the rest
of my boy questions.Copy !req
582. Absolutely not.Copy !req
583. "Absolutely not"
at what.com?Copy !req
584. Bye, Cynthia.Copy !req
585. I spilled water
on your laptop.Copy !req
586. Aw, she didn't hear me.
She'll figure it out.Copy !req
587. Looking a little cramped.Copy !req
588. Yeah, we probably should've
just planted one.Copy !req
589. Oh, no!
Oh, God!Copy !req