1. Calm down, Linda,
calm down.Copy !req
2. He's the future
Neil Patrick Harris!Copy !req
3. What? Neil Patrick Harris is
way more talented than Gene.Copy !req
4. Quiet down, everyone!Copy !req
5. Thank you.Copy !req
6. Now, there's
a lot of parentsCopy !req
7. and children
waiting out thereCopy !req
8. that came to see
the fall musical,Copy !req
9. but it seems that we haveCopy !req
10. some conflict going on here.Copy !req
11. Luckily, conflict
has one enemy: me.Copy !req
12. So I'm going to get out
my peace padCopy !req
13. and we are going
to process this messCopy !req
14. and put it to rest.Copy !req
15. Now, who wants
to tell me what happened?Copy !req
16. I'll tell it!Copy !req
17. Well, hey, why does
he get to tell it?Copy !req
18. Because he's my
beautiful boy, that's why.Copy !req
19. Yeah, and you're
just someone's dad.Copy !req
20. Yeah, my dad.Copy !req
21. People, please! Gene...Copy !req
22. It started with
the school announcements...Copy !req
23. MS. LABONZ
Attention Wagstaff student body.Copy !req
24. The fall musical is coming up,Copy !req
25. and we're not
doing Grease again.Copy !req
26. I can't!
I'm not doing it!Copy !req
27. For this year,
we will be acceptingCopy !req
28. student submissions for
an original production.Copy !req
29. So, if there's anyone out thereCopy !req
30. who's creative...
Me.Copy !req
31. Talented...
Me!Copy !req
32. And musically brilliant...Copy !req
33. Me!Copy !req
34. this is your big chance.Copy !req
35. Also, today's lunch is tacos.Copy !req
36. Tacos?Copy !req
37. This is the best
day of my life!Copy !req
38. Shirt rip!Copy !req
39. You guys!
This is it!Copy !req
40. I can finally unleashCopy !req
41. my passion project
on the world!Copy !req
42. Are you talking
about...Copy !req
43. Die Hard,
the Musical!Copy !req
44. You've been working on
that one for a while.Copy !req
45. Yeah, ever since I saw Die HardCopy !req
46. and said, why is no one singing?Copy !req
47. Why is no one dancing?Copy !req
48. What's wrong with Hollywood?Copy !req
49. Uh-oh. Who's got
a necklace in her mouth,Copy !req
50. is smothering, and
like-likes you?Copy !req
51. Mom?
No, Courtney.Copy !req
52. Oh, no.Copy !req
53. Hey, Gene.
Ooh...Copy !req
54. Okay, she wants
you back.Copy !req
55. I'll handle this.Copy !req
56. Look, Courtney, I know
you want to get with this.Copy !req
57. Okay? But honey...Copy !req
58. It's a mess.Copy !req
59. I mean, what are we
even looking at here?Copy !req
60. Uh, no, I don't want
to get back together.Copy !req
61. This is about the musical.Copy !req
62. I bet you're doing
the Die Hard one, right?Copy !req
63. He let me read it
when we were dating.Copy !req
64. That's it, Courtney.
Just remember the good times.Copy !req
65. Anyway, I'd love to be in it.Copy !req
66. And I've been taking
a hip-hop dance class...Copy !req
67. I my am Courtney I am...Copy !req
68. I like to give...
and I go to the...Copy !req
69. I... ho ho, and this...Copy !req
70. the ho ho, and now I'm done.Copy !req
71. So, yeah.Copy !req
72. First of all, I love it.Copy !req
73. Second of all, no.Copy !req
74. Only because I want
my play to be good.Copy !req
75. I totally get it.Copy !req
76. That dance was horrible,Copy !req
77. and I'm really annoying.Copy !req
78. Anyway, bye!Copy !req
79. What?
I didn't say that.Copy !req
80. But I think I capturedCopy !req
81. the spirit of your words.Copy !req
82. I am not annoying.Copy !req
83. Well...
Yeah, you are.Copy !req
84. Yeah, it's bad.Copy !req
85. Well, I remember
it this way.Copy !req
86. May I be in your
Die Hard musical, please?Copy !req
87. No! I like tacos!Copy !req
88. Yeah, that
sounds like Gene.Copy !req
89. Yep.Copy !req
90. Anyway, along came the dayCopy !req
91. we were all supposed
to submit our plays...Copy !req
92. So what's your
fall musical about?Copy !req
93. Leaves.Copy !req
94. Good...Copy !req
95. Wait, who's in there now?Copy !req
96. And that's just one
of the amazing songsCopy !req
97. from Working Girl,
the Musical!Copy !req
98. Courtney!
You stole my thunder!Copy !req
99. No, I didn't.Copy !req
100. So it's just a coincidenceCopy !req
101. you took a beloved movie
from the 1980s—Copy !req
102. some say the sassy
sister film to Die Hard—Copy !req
103. and set it to music and lyrics?
Thunder thief!Copy !req
104. I'm sorry, but that
keyboard is adorable.Copy !req
105. Did you rescue it
from a shelter?Copy !req
106. Nice one, Daddy.Copy !req
107. Well, where'd you get
your keyboard, Doug,Copy !req
108. the Too-Big Keyboard Store?Copy !req
109. Enough keyboard insults.Copy !req
110. Gene, it'll be your turn
in a minuteCopy !req
111. and we can hear what you've got.Copy !req
112. You'll hear what
I've got, all right.Copy !req
113. Because it is very audible!Copy !req
114. Nakatomi, Nakatomi,
Nakatomi, Nakatomi,Copy !req
115. Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi...Copy !req
116. Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.Copy !req
117. But I haven't even...
It's fine, don't worry.Copy !req
118. Thank you.Copy !req
119. Peter, you can
come in now.Copy !req
120. Ready to catch my fall musical?Copy !req
121. It's fall, y'all!Copy !req
122. Ms. LaBonz, did I mention
that I know Carly Simon,Copy !req
123. the artist behind
the Working Girl anthemCopy !req
124. "Let the River Run,"Copy !req
125. and if we do our play,
she'll come to the show?Copy !req
126. We're doing Working Girl!Copy !req
127. Yeah!
All right!Copy !req
128. Aah!
Oh.Copy !req
129. Oh, my poor baby!Copy !req
130. My baby.
Lin, not so hard.Copy !req
131. Can we please
stay focused here?Copy !req
132. We absolutely can,
Mr. Frond.Copy !req
133. Let me take over.Copy !req
134. You see, being
the generous soul that I am,Copy !req
135. I had to step in
and help a brother out.Copy !req
136. Louise, why are we
in the boiler room?Copy !req
137. I want to just go home
and crawl into bedCopy !req
138. and have a good, long
dutch oven cry.Copy !req
139. Buck up, Gene.Copy !req
140. It's like I scream
into my pillowCopy !req
141. every time I don't get
a horse on my birthday:Copy !req
142. there's always
next year!Copy !req
143. Guys! There's a
secret boiler roomCopy !req
144. in the back of the boiler room
that no one knows about.Copy !req
145. I think, in the olden days,Copy !req
146. they used it as
the faculty opium den.Copy !req
147. Great.
So why are we here?Copy !req
148. We're here because this roomCopy !req
149. happens to be under
the very auditoriumCopy !req
150. where Working Girl, the Musical
is gonna be performed.Copy !req
151. Then this is where
I want to die!Copy !req
152. No, listen!
You're gonna put onCopy !req
153. the guerilla-slash-protest
productionCopy !req
154. of Die Hard, the Musical
on the same night, in here!Copy !req
155. It's the perfect way
to stick it to Courtney,Copy !req
156. right in her
thunder-stealing face!Copy !req
157. It's brilliant!Copy !req
158. The symbolism!Copy !req
159. We'll be up-staging her
from down-stairs-stage!Copy !req
160. No, what's
brilliant isCopy !req
161. we're going to charge
five bucks a head.Copy !req
162. Wow!
What a considerateCopy !req
163. and lucrative solution
to Gene's problem.
I know!Copy !req
164. You're the smartest person
in the whole world!Copy !req
165. I know!Copy !req
166. Louise is the best!Copy !req
167. Louise is the best!
Louise is the best!Copy !req
168. Louise is the best!Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. What's taking so long?
Waiting's gross.Copy !req
171. Yeah, the show must go on!Copy !req
172. That's a thing, right?Copy !req
173. Well, Gene, you
violated school rulesCopy !req
174. by entering the prohibited
secret boiler room...Copy !req
175. Yup.Copy !req
176. You decided to put on
a guerilla-slash-protest playCopy !req
177. the same night as
the fall musical...
Amazing.Copy !req
178. Things are not stacking up
in your favor here.Copy !req
179. Do you want the whole storyCopy !req
180. or not, Mr. Frond?Copy !req
181. Oh, my God, every word.
I could do this all night.Copy !req
182. So things were really
coming together...Copy !req
183. Okay, we got the musical,
we got the venue.Copy !req
184. Now all we need
is the actors.Copy !req
185. Right. Do you know
Sir Ian McKellen?Copy !req
186. No.
Crap.Copy !req
187. Hello, Courtney.Copy !req
188. Cool piece of paper.Copy !req
189. Gene, if you're here to try outCopy !req
190. for Working Girl, the Musical,
you're too late.Copy !req
191. I'm posting
the cast list right now.Copy !req
192. But I suppose I
could work you in,Copy !req
193. as like a really
stupid staplerCopy !req
194. or a desk
or something.Copy !req
195. I'd be an
incredible stapler!Copy !req
196. But don't even worry about it,Copy !req
197. 'cause I'm putting on a pl...
Weight!Copy !req
198. He's putting on
a lot of weight,Copy !req
199. not being in any plays or
talking about other playsCopy !req
200. that could get
him in trouble.Copy !req
201. Oh, right...Copy !req
202. Oh, well, good luck
with your weight gain.Copy !req
203. Looks like you're
almost there, bye!Copy !req
204. Thank you.Copy !req
205. You guys,
I'm secretary number one!Copy !req
206. Eat it, two and three!Copy !req
207. Yay!Copy !req
208. Aw, man.
Come on!Copy !req
209. Well, Mom, I guess I don't haveCopy !req
210. the dashing good looks and charmCopy !req
211. of a medium-young Harrison Ford.Copy !req
212. I think I've
found our cast.Copy !req
213. May I present the People
that Didn't Get CastCopy !req
214. in Courtney's Play But Still
Want to Be in a Play Players.Copy !req
215. Yep, did not make the cut.Copy !req
216. I guess I'll have to win
an Oscar for wrestling.Copy !req
217. Is it because I can't not sing
like Mariah Carey?Copy !req
218. Miss Merkin, what
are you doing here?Copy !req
219. I've played piano for the
Wagstaff Musical for 24 years.Copy !req
220. Then Doug comes in
and pushes me out!Copy !req
221. Well, how are you
with a Casio?Copy !req
222. I think I can manage.Copy !req
223. Oh, wait.
We still need a girlCopy !req
224. to play Holly
Gennaro McClane.Copy !req
225. So I guess
that's you?
Oh, no way.Copy !req
226. I'm that blond bad-ass
guy or nothing.Copy !req
227. Fine, then it's Tina.
Where is Tina?Copy !req
228. Okay, so
I betrayed GeneCopy !req
229. by being in
Courtney's play,Copy !req
230. but I have a perfectly
good explanation.Copy !req
231. So, yeah.Copy !req
232. Oh, God.Copy !req
233. But your characters don't evenCopy !req
234. end up together!Copy !req
235. We're all allowed to interpret
the movie differently.Copy !req
236. No, they definitely
don't end up together.Copy !req
237. Eh, to each his own.Copy !req
238. No, they
really don't.Copy !req
239. Well, comme ci comme ça.Copy !req
240. All right, well, now
you're just saying words.Copy !req
241. C'est la vie.Copy !req
242. Anyway, it was the day
before the big show.Copy !req
243. Some of you might
call it yesterday...Copy !req
244. See you at my play
tomorrow night.Copy !req
245. I wrote a play, we're doing it
tomorrow, see you there.Copy !req
246. Where? Wait...
You hear that?Copy !req
247. It's the sound of
me having a playCopy !req
248. and you not having one!
It sounds like,Copy !req
249. Aah! I'll show you,
Courtney Wheeler!Copy !req
250. In a way that I can't
tell you about right now!Copy !req
251. So never mind! Bye!Copy !req
252. Now come here.
I'm gonna wrestle ya.Copy !req
253. Get over here!
Ow! Okay...Copy !req
254. Come on!
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
255. John McClane
is in a tower.Copy !req
256. Sergeant Al Powell
is on the ground!Copy !req
257. You can't wrestle!Copy !req
258. I made a creative choice.
Very bold.Copy !req
259. And Rudy, you're moving
your hands too much.Copy !req
260. And quit wheezing!Copy !req
261. I'm sorry, the asbestos might beCopy !req
262. affecting my lungs a little,
but I'll work on it.Copy !req
263. Um, can we turn down the heat?Copy !req
264. Yeah, it's boiling
up in here!Copy !req
265. It's the boiler
room, Zeke!Copy !req
266. It's what it does!Copy !req
267. It's like you guys
don't even care about thisCopy !req
268. guerilla-slash-protest musicalCopy !req
269. designed to take down Courtney
and send us to Broadway!Copy !req
270. Uh, Gene.Copy !req
271. A... a word?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
272. The play is
tomorrow night.Copy !req
273. We gotta get
it together.Copy !req
274. Give 'em a pep
talk, you know?Copy !req
275. Put some fire
in their butts!Copy !req
276. Is the putting
a fire in the buttCopy !req
277. part of the inspiration,Copy !req
278. or is that
a separate suggestion?Copy !req
279. Ugh, damn it.
Fine.Copy !req
280. Listen up: I wrote an
incredible musical.Copy !req
281. And I thought together we'd
create the kind of theaterCopy !req
282. that would make the gods cry.Copy !req
283. But now I'm like,
"What am I, nuts?"Copy !req
284. You're all blowing it!Copy !req
285. Zeke with your wrestling,Copy !req
286. Darryl and your
extra-note singing,Copy !req
287. Crazy Arm Rudy over here!Copy !req
288. Andy and Ollie,Copy !req
289. FBI agents don't hold hands!Copy !req
290. These ones do.Copy !req
291. Yeah, and they sleep
in the same bed.Copy !req
292. And now I'm realizing
that the only wayCopy !req
293. to make this production shineCopy !req
294. is if I fire all of you
and play all the roles myself!Copy !req
295. Uh...Copy !req
296. Say what?
Except for Miss Merkin.Copy !req
297. You're my rock, girl.
Thank you.Copy !req
298. And I've been thinking
about getting youCopy !req
299. drums and maybe
a cute top.Copy !req
300. You cool with that?
You know it.Copy !req
301. So congratulations,Copy !req
302. the rest of you
have been demoted to stagehandsCopy !req
303. on Die Hard, the Musical,
a one-Gene show!Copy !req
304. Hurray.Copy !req
305. It's gonna kick ass.Copy !req
306. So you fired the cast
and made it Die Hard,
the Musical,Copy !req
307. a one-man show?Copy !req
308. Yes, starring me. Gene. Yeah.Copy !req
309. Okay, well,
I've come to the partCopy !req
310. where I blame the parents.Copy !req
311. Bob, Linda...
Hi.
Uh-huh?Copy !req
312. I'm blaming you.
Yeah.
Oh.Copy !req
313. Why didn't you step in
and do something here?Copy !req
314. Hey, we don't know
all the crazy crapCopy !req
315. our kids are doing.
We don't want to know.Copy !req
316. But I did start
to get suspiciousCopy !req
317. when we were walking
into the fall musicalCopy !req
318. and I found this weird
thing in my pocket.Copy !req
319. Wait, what's this weird
thing in my pocket?Copy !req
320. See you in there!Copy !req
321. "You are invited
to attend the performanceCopy !req
322. "of Die Hard, the Musical,Copy !req
323. "a one-Gene show,Copy !req
324. in the secret boiler room
at school tonight."Copy !req
325. Gene's in a musical
at school, too? Tonight?Copy !req
326. Oh, my God, our kids are
in competing musicals!Copy !req
327. I always dreamed this
night would happen.Copy !req
328. Aw...
That's your dream?Copy !req
329. Yeah, Tina's the
president and this.Copy !req
330. Well, I guess one of us
should go to Gene's play.Copy !req
331. I call Working Girl!Copy !req
332. Ugh, fine, I'll
go backstageCopy !req
333. to wish Tina good luck.Copy !req
334. Hey, my little
Sigourney Weaver-achiever.Copy !req
335. How's your
stage fright, honey?Copy !req
336. It just so happens I
found the only cure.Copy !req
337. It's his butt.Copy !req
338. Dad, Jocelyn's shoulder
pads are too big!Copy !req
339. She's stuck in the doorway!Copy !req
340. Just kick her
from behind!Copy !req
341. Sheesh! Theater people!Copy !req
342. So dramatic.Copy !req
343. God, I love it.Copy !req
344. Um, Mom?Copy !req
345. No! This is
Carly Simon's seat.Copy !req
346. Are you Carly Simon?Copy !req
347. Uh, no.Copy !req
348. I know you're not!Copy !req
349. Wow. Carly Simon's
gonna be here?Copy !req
350. Psst, Dad!Copy !req
351. What?
Come with me.Copy !req
352. Oh, um, I think your mom was
gonna go to Gene's weird play,Copy !req
353. and I was gonna stay
here and watch Tina.Copy !req
354. Uh, I don't think so.Copy !req
355. We need your giant body to make
the audience look fuller!Copy !req
356. But Working Girl's the
film that inspired meCopy !req
357. to be anything
I wanted to be!Copy !req
358. And so you're this?
Come on, Dad!Copy !req
359. Fine.Copy !req
360. Hey, if you want to see some
real, gritty theater,Copy !req
361. we got Die Hard, the Musical
down in the basement.Copy !req
362. Only five bucks!Copy !req
363. Louise, don't bother
these people.Copy !req
364. Plus, that's not gonna work.
Oh.Copy !req
365. I'm a Die Hard freak.
Check it out.Copy !req
366. Bonnie Bedelia.Copy !req
367. Also, I'm
just an uncle,Copy !req
368. so no biggie.Copy !req
369. Here ya go, champ.Copy !req
370. Geez, it's hot in here.Copy !req
371. Whoa, is that a rat?
Yes, it is.Copy !req
372. Huh.Copy !req
373. I guess Bob went
to Gene's play.Copy !req
374. My son's doing
Die Hard, the Musical,Copy !req
375. in the basement.Copy !req
376. It's a competing musical.Copy !req
377. It's competing with this one
right now.Copy !req
378. Shh!Copy !req
379. Aah, you're jealous.
Shh.Copy !req
380. All aboard the plane
from New York to Los Angeles!Copy !req
381. Thanks, Argyle.Copy !req
382. Boy, that guy
on the airplane was rightCopy !req
383. about taking my shoes off.Copy !req
384. You did what?Copy !req
385. That's my daughter!Copy !req
386. Shh!
Jealous.Copy !req
387. This is everythingCopy !req
388. that's wrong
with Broadway today.Copy !req
389. Die Hard, one-man-show,
in the basement.Copy !req
390. Blow your mind!Copy !req
391. Okay.Copy !req
392. Aw, I'm missing it!Copy !req
393. Maybe I can pop down for a bit.Copy !req
394. There I go.Copy !req
395. Oh, my God.Copy !req
396. Eh, 'scuse me,
eh, 'scuse me.Copy !req
397. I know, right?
He's magnificent!Copy !req
398. Ooh, it's warm in here.Copy !req
399. Hey, did Louise
charge you five bucks?Copy !req
400. Yes.
Ooh, rat!Copy !req
401. Smile. Smile!Copy !req
402. What the hell?Copy !req
403. Where is everybody?
Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
404. Where are you going?
Uh... nowhere.Copy !req
405. And, uh, not to the Die Hard
musical in the basement.Copy !req
406. Great job, Jimmy Jr.!Copy !req
407. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
408. Where the hell
is Carly Simon?Copy !req
409. She, uh, left a message!Copy !req
410. She's getting drive through...
for everyone.Copy !req
411. Hey, hey! Five bucks!Copy !req
412. What's going on?Copy !req
413. You're doing your
Die Hard musical?Copy !req
414. Oh, I love the
Holly Gennaro McClane number.Copy !req
415. Oh, my God!Copy !req
416. He's musical battling us.Copy !req
417. I've seen it
a million times!Copy !req
418. Stop it!Copy !req
419. Stop that singing
right now!Copy !req
420. Nobody tells my son
to stop singing!Copy !req
421. Well, actually, I've
probably seen enough.Copy !req
422. Keep going, baby!Copy !req
423. I'll make him stop.Copy !req
424. (slow-
Daddy, no!Copy !req
425. (slow-
Huh?Copy !req
426. Ugh!
Wow.Copy !req
427. Yes! That man hit my son
with a shoulder pad.Copy !req
428. Hold on!Copy !req
429. I accidentally grabbed
a shoulder pad,Copy !req
430. maybe it went flying,
maybe not.Copy !req
431. And then she
came after me!Copy !req
432. And Bob pushed me!Copy !req
433. Hey, I was just pushing you
away from Linda.Copy !req
434. She's crazy.Copy !req
435. That's right, honey!Copy !req
436. Oh, my God. I'm rich.Copy !req
437. What?
Nothing.Copy !req
438. Well, I think
I've heard everything.Copy !req
439. Great, let's all go watch
the end of my play.Copy !req
440. I hear the finale
is amazing.Copy !req
441. No, no, my play!Copy !req
442. Nobody wants to watch you
running around changing wigs!Copy !req
443. Tell that
to British Parliament!Copy !req
444. I-I have to admit,
watching one personCopy !req
445. do Die Hard is
a little... bad.Copy !req
446. Father!Copy !req
447. Hey, at least Gene's was raw!
From the gut.Copy !req
448. Courtney's was all slick
like a kid didn't even do it.Copy !req
449. That's because a kid
could never do it. Never!Copy !req
450. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
451. My son's not the one
who promised Carly Simon,Copy !req
452. and then left
everyone hanging!Copy !req
453. She just texted me
that she was car-jacked,Copy !req
454. but she's still going
to try to make it!Copy !req
455. So we should finish
our play, Mr. Frond.Copy !req
456. Yeah!Copy !req
457. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
458. My mother was right.Copy !req
459. This musical theater stuff is
just too dangerous.Copy !req
460. So for the safety of everyone,Copy !req
461. there will be no more
musicals tonight.Copy !req
462. And maybe ever!Copy !req
463. What?
No!Copy !req
464. I don't know if I have
that authority,Copy !req
465. but at least for tonight,
it's finished.Copy !req
466. Oh, come on!
No!Copy !req
467. Tina, what happened?Copy !req
468. Are we gonna finish
the play?Copy !req
469. No, come here.Copy !req
470. Shh-shh-shh.
Come here, come here.Copy !req
471. We'll get through this.Copy !req
472. I-I-I don't want...
No. No, thanks.Copy !req
473. Okay, time to go home,
everyone.Copy !req
474. Show's over.Copy !req
475. Yeah, the whole night
was a bust.Copy !req
476. Come on, Gene.
Let's go home.Copy !req
477. Wait! Mr. Frond!Copy !req
478. What?Copy !req
479. I guess one boy,Copy !req
480. no matter how talented...Copy !req
481. and charismatic...
and likable...Copy !req
482. doesn't have the right to ruin
musicals for everyone.Copy !req
483. So, Courtney,
you finish your play.Copy !req
484. Aw, Gene.Copy !req
485. So noble!Copy !req
486. No, Gene.
You were right.Copy !req
487. I did steal your thunder.Copy !req
488. Working Girl is the sassy
sister film to Die Hard.Copy !req
489. Everybody knows that.Copy !req
490. I was just so mad you wouldn't
let me be in your play.Copy !req
491. Well, maybe we can be
in each other's plays.Copy !req
492. I... What?Copy !req
493. We just need three and a half
hours to prepare.Copy !req
494. Gene, it's 9:30, and I have
a lot of sweat in my underwear.Copy !req
495. Fine, fine.Copy !req
496. 25 minutes.Copy !req
497. No way, Gene. This is done.Copy !req
498. Aw, too bad.Copy !req
499. Seems like that conflict
resolution could've been epic.Copy !req
500. Maybe award winning.Copy !req
501. Oh, my God.Copy !req
502. You think I could win
a Conflicty for this?Copy !req
503. Yeah, you could win a Conflicty!Copy !req
504. Let's do it!Copy !req
505. All right,
come on, everybody!Copy !req
506. Take my hands.Copy !req
507. No, wait, wait.
Whoa.Copy !req
508. We got to do this ourselves.Copy !req
509. It's what Tess McGill
would've wanted.Copy !req
510. But Courtney,
honey...Copy !req
511. Sometimes... Shh!Copy !req
512. Sometimes to break
through the glass ceiling,Copy !req
513. you got to break
some hearts.Copy !req
514. And glass.Copy !req
515. You probably think
this slap is about you.Copy !req
516. Ow!Copy !req
517. So I don't know
if we can pull this off,Copy !req
518. I mean, we wrote and rehearsed
it in under 20 minutes,Copy !req
519. but if we do,Copy !req
520. it's because we did it together.Copy !req
521. All of us.Copy !req
522. That's exactly what people sayCopy !req
523. before they make a baby,
I think.Copy !req
524. Okay, well,
without any further ado,Copy !req
525. we present to you the musical
rom-com-slash-action-thriller,Copy !req
526. Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl.Copy !req
527. Oh, no!Copy !req
528. We're a bunch of secretaries
from New YorkCopy !req
529. held hostage in
Nakatomi Towers!Copy !req
530. Shush!Copy !req
531. I'm Karl, the one
with beautiful hair!Copy !req
532. I'm Hans Gruber.
Consider yourself Grubed!Copy !req
533. Tess McGill can't letCopy !req
534. a bunch of terrorists
ruin her dream.Copy !req
535. I hope the police
come soon.Copy !req
536. Ow! Glass!
Hurtin' John McClane's feet!Copy !req
537. You know we're not so
different, you and I.Copy !req
538. Tess McGill, you've stolen
this Gruber's heart.Copy !req
539. So here's
the bearer bonds.Copy !req
540. Which is the same
as money, I guess.Copy !req
541. Hey, let's make
that radio deal.Copy !req
542. Hip hop?Copy !req
543. Hip hop.Copy !req
544. Mwah!Copy !req
545. That's not in the script.Copy !req
546. Just go with it—
they love it!Copy !req
547. Is that two rows
of teeth I'm feeling?Copy !req
548. My baby teeth
never fell out.Copy !req
549. And Jack Trainer and I
are a couple now as well,Copy !req
550. so that's good.
Hip hop. Hip hop.Copy !req
551. Now come here.
I'm gonna get ya.Copy !req
552. Come on.Copy !req
553. I'm so mad
about my brotherCopy !req
554. so I kill you
about it!Copy !req
555. No...!Copy !req
556. Thanks, Al!Copy !req
557. If only there
was a placeCopy !req
558. where we could all be
happy and not get killed!Copy !req
559. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
560. Oh, my God!Copy !req
561. Carly Simon?Copy !req
562. Who?Copy !req
563. Oh, sorry. Y-You...Copy !req
564. you look
like Carly Simon.Copy !req
565. You look like
Carly Simon.Copy !req
566. It's a compliment.Copy !req
567. Back off.Copy !req
568. Sorry. Geez.Copy !req
569. I smell a Tony!Copy !req
570. Which is also what happens to be
what I call my farts.Copy !req
571. Come on, come on!Copy !req
572. Yeah!Copy !req