1. There he is.
Little King Trashmouth.Copy !req
2. Oh, what's he eating?Copy !req
3. A coffee filter filled with taco meat?Copy !req
4. No carbs for him, huh?Copy !req
5. [laughs, then gasps] Uh-oh.Copy !req
6. Oh, it's the one I call El Diablo!Copy !req
7. Like the Devil, yeah.Copy !req
8. One of these days, there's gonna
be a rumble between those two.Copy !req
9. Lin...
- I'm on the phone!Copy !req
10. Ginger, I wish you could see.Copy !req
11. The big one's all mangy and crazy-eyed.Copy !req
12. He looks like your cousin Cheryl.Copy !req
13. Aw, poor Cheryl.Copy !req
14. How's her psoriasis?Copy !req
15. Oh, my God. Lin.Copy !req
16. Oh, she used to leave a trail
of those flakes.Copy !req
17. Lin, we're kind of trying to eat.Copy !req
18. Okay, Ginger.
Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Bye.Copy !req
19. Lot of raccoon talk.Copy !req
20. Oh, shush, she asked.Copy !req
21. She loves that stuff.Copy !req
22. Ginger could've listened to me forever,Copy !req
23. but she had to take her daughter
to a slumber party.Copy !req
24. Slumber party, huh?Copy !req
25. My condolences to Ginger's daughter.Copy !req
26. What's wrong with slumber parties?Copy !req
27. Yeah, and while we're at it,
what's wrong with diarrhea, huh?Copy !req
28. Slumber parties are the cat's pajamas.Copy !req
29. Especially when I wear my cat pajamas.Copy !req
30. Wait. How many slumber parties
have you been to?Copy !req
31. One and a half.Copy !req
32. I fell asleep at a regular birthday party.
I'm counting that.Copy !req
33. You know, if you wanted to,Copy !req
34. you could have a slumber party here,
Louise.Copy !req
35. You can invite girls from your class.Copy !req
36. Have you met the girls from my class, Mom?Copy !req
37. Here's what is going through their heads
every moment of the day:Copy !req
38. Stickers, stickers,Copy !req
39. stickers, stickers, stickers,Copy !req
40. stickers, stickers, stickers!Copy !req
41. What kind of stickers?Copy !req
42. I love stickers.Copy !req
43. Anyway...Copy !req
44. But, honey, you need a BFF like Ginger.Copy !req
45. They're not easy to find.Copy !req
46. Gotta slumber through a lot of parties
to meet her.Copy !req
47. She's right, I had plenty of false starts
before I met Ken.Copy !req
48. - Who's Ken?
- His adult albino friendCopy !req
49. who does improvised hip-hop.Copy !req
50. - Yep. But Ken's also not real.
- Mm-hm. Hey!Copy !req
51. I had an imaginary friend.
She used to steal from me.Copy !req
52. All my makeup, my lipsticks.Copy !req
53. Well, thanks for the life advice,
everybody.Copy !req
54. Food for thought, oh, yum.Copy !req
55. Full of it, lots of thoughts.Copy !req
56. I'm worried about Louise.Copy !req
57. What little girl doesn't want a party?Copy !req
58. Are you really surprised?
She's not the most social kid.Copy !req
59. She still hasn't accepted
my friend request,Copy !req
60. and I know she's seen it.Copy !req
61. Ugh. Drives me nuts.Copy !req
62. If Louise would do the things
she hates, I know she'd love it.Copy !req
63. - That sounds like nonsense.
- Nonsense or mom-sense?Copy !req
64. I think you might be making too big a deal
about this slumber party thing, Lin.Copy !req
65. It is a big deal.
It's a part of growing up.Copy !req
66. Like getting braces
or throwing rocks at cars.Copy !req
67. - You used to throw rocks at cars?
- Yeah.Copy !req
68. Cars wouldn't even come down my street
because they knew Linda would get them.Copy !req
69. Okay, somebody give me a hand
with the coffee table, we gotta move it.Copy !req
70. Finally, we're giving this dump
a makeover.Copy !req
71. I've been carrying these swatches
around for years!Copy !req
72. No, guess again.Copy !req
73. Wait, what's going on, Lin?Copy !req
74. - Oh, who could that be?Copy !req
75. Maybe it's for you, Louise.Copy !req
76. - You better check.
- Sure.Copy !req
77. Strange visitors at a weird hour?Copy !req
78. - Send your kid to the door!
- Go.Copy !req
79. I hope it's Matt Damon.
I wrote him over a year ago.Copy !req
80. Hi, Louise. Slumber party!Copy !req
81. - No. No, no, no!
- Ta-da!Copy !req
82. Louise, you're having your very own
surprise slumber party.Copy !req
83. No!Copy !req
84. Bunch up, bunch up. Go.Copy !req
85. Don't let her through.Copy !req
86. Get her, get her.Copy !req
87. Best friends forever!Copy !req
88. Get the door.Copy !req
89. - Slumber party fashion show, all right!Copy !req
90. All right!Copy !req
91. Slumber party fashion show!Copy !req
92. Come on, jump in any time, sweetie.Copy !req
93. Okay, she's still warming up.
Here we go.Copy !req
94. This is happening? Seriously, Dad.
Dad, is this real?Copy !req
95. - I think it could be fun.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna go finish something that's—Copy !req
97. I'll do it for you and you just...Copy !req
98. - No, you stay.
- Enjoy the show.Copy !req
99. - Gotta go, have fun.
- Louise.Copy !req
100. - No, please.
- Come on.Copy !req
101. Look at Harley in a classic
pink feather boaCopy !req
102. and one of my old nightshirts!Copy !req
103. - Okay, next model. Go!
- I'll go!Copy !req
104. Gene, you just went.
Give someone else a turn.Copy !req
105. - I'll go.
- Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses.Copy !req
106. Forecast calls for fabulous!Copy !req
107. That's it. I'm out. Thank you!Copy !req
108. Oh, no, you're not!Copy !req
109. Stop it. You're being very rude
to your guests.Copy !req
110. Am I, Mom? Because let me tell you
about my "guests."Copy !req
111. - Fashion show.
- That's Harley.Copy !req
112. Look at this fluffy boa snake.Copy !req
113. I'm glad it's not a real snake.Copy !req
114. Could you imag? It's fake, it's a boa.Copy !req
115. As in "Harley ever shuts her mouth."Copy !req
116. What are your 10 favorite colors
of dogs?Copy !req
117. Mine are red, brown spots,
black, white, orange spots,Copy !req
118. kind of brown, kind of black, brown spots,
black spots, red spots, red stripes.Copy !req
119. And Jodi over there?Copy !req
120. She's so afraid of germs,
she's never sat on a toilet seat.Copy !req
121. Or any seat!Copy !req
122. And then there's Abby. She likes to braid.Copy !req
123. Stop it! Stop braiding my mops, Abby!Copy !req
124. But they look so pretty.Copy !req
125. And finally, Jessica.
Bland, boring Jessica.Copy !req
126. If she was a spice, she'd be flour.Copy !req
127. If she were a book, she'd be two books.Copy !req
128. Yeah, she is boring.Copy !req
129. You know what?Copy !req
130. By the end of the night,
you're all gonna be good buddies.Copy !req
131. - Uh-huh. She's Abby! She's got heels on!
- Ow! Ow! My ankles!Copy !req
132. Lawsuit!Copy !req
133. Okay, okay, you're okay.
Come here, honey. Get up. Come on.Copy !req
134. There she is. She's dancing.Copy !req
135. Uh, excuse me. Mrs. Belcher,
I'm ready for bed.Copy !req
136. What? You're pooping out already?Copy !req
137. - It's 8:15, Jessica. What're you...?
- Huh? See?Copy !req
138. That's my bedtime.Copy !req
139. - What are your parents, farmers?
- No. Osteopaths.Copy !req
140. Osteopath? What's that?Copy !req
141. It's the study of the body...Copy !req
142. Okay, that's nice.Copy !req
143. Okay. Tina, put her in your room.Copy !req
144. - Good night.
- Okay.Copy !req
145. Well, guess I'm gonna turn in, too.Copy !req
146. No! You're staying right here, young lady.Copy !req
147. And you'll be glad you didCopy !req
148. when you hear what
we're doing next: tie-dye!Copy !req
149. - Yeah!
- No!Copy !req
150. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
151. Yes!Copy !req
152. That's an even worse form of dying
than actual dying!Copy !req
153. I would take actual dying right now.Copy !req
154. Oh, so dramatic.Copy !req
155. - No! My hand! Ow!Copy !req
156. Okay, great. Tying and dying.Copy !req
157. All right, Little King Trashmouth
found himself a piece of pizza.Copy !req
158. Aw, wish he could come to the party.Copy !req
159. He could take my place.Copy !req
160. Aw, that's sweet, but no.Copy !req
161. Give me a shirt!Copy !req
162. I'm gonna make the psychedelic
crop top of my dreams!Copy !req
163. I only got enough shirts
for Louise and the girls, honey.Copy !req
164. Hey, here's something you can do,
you be the pesky brother!Copy !req
165. You're running around,
pulling the little girls' pigtails.Copy !req
166. - On it!
- Don't you dare.Copy !req
167. - Ow!
- Sorry!Copy !req
168. I don't even want to do this. It's my job.Copy !req
169. I'm making it fun.Copy !req
170. How about me, Mom? What's my angle?Copy !req
171. Well, Tina, you're the older sister.
You're over all this stuff.Copy !req
172. You want to go to the mall with friends
and beep each other on your beepers.Copy !req
173. - Beep-beep!
- Cool.Copy !req
174. A sarcastic mall rat. As if.Copy !req
175. That's it. You're getting it.Copy !req
176. Okay. You're okay.Copy !req
177. No one knows. You'll deal with it
in the morning. Go to sleep.Copy !req
178. All right! Harley, what you got?Copy !req
179. I made an orange and yellow tie-dye,
because my cat is orange and yellow.Copy !req
180. And my cat's name is Popover.
What's your cat's name?Copy !req
181. My cat's name isCopy !req
182. I Don't Have A Cat Stop Talking
To Me Right Now, Harley!Copy !req
183. Aw, so cute. Where is it?Copy !req
184. Okay, now you girls just sit tight.Copy !req
185. I'm gonna get these shirts
out of your way.Copy !req
186. Louise, stop it! Stay. Okay.Copy !req
187. Ah, better check on Jessica.Copy !req
188. Jessica? You asleep?Copy !req
189. Aw, look at her. Snoozing away.Copy !req
190. Sweet little, boring little lump.Copy !req
191. Whoops, oh, my tie-dyes.
Gotta get these to the tub.Copy !req
192. I'm just gonna make like a tree
and go to my room.Copy !req
193. - Can I braid your hair now? Say yes!
- Ugh.Copy !req
194. If you have stickers I'll trade you,
but my stickers are really rareCopy !req
195. so one of mine equals six of yours.Copy !req
196. - Ugh.
- I need antibacterial soapCopy !req
197. and your mom only
has seashell-shaped soap.Copy !req
198. - These are rare.
- Let me braid your hair.Copy !req
199. I could do it across the top.Copy !req
200. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
201. It is time to turn this slumber party
into a going-away party.Copy !req
202. Going-away party? That's awesome!Copy !req
203. Yeah, it's really gonna be fun.Copy !req
204. Why are you pinching my arm?Copy !req
205. Bob, are you at a good stopping place?
Can I come in...Copy !req
206. - Oh, whew.
- I know.Copy !req
207. Whew, don't tell the little squeamish one
you did that so close to her shirt.Copy !req
208. I won't bring it up, but if she asks,
I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
209. Next activity!Copy !req
210. Make your cupcakes pretty, everybody!
And then we're gonna eat them up!Copy !req
211. Could we turn our heads to the sideCopy !req
212. so we don't breathe
on each other's cupcakes?Copy !req
213. Uh, sure. Whatever you need, Jodi.Copy !req
214. Everyone, turn your heads to the side.Copy !req
215. Ooh, okay, this is fun.Copy !req
216. We can't see what
we're doing so well, right?Copy !req
217. Oh, mystery cupcakes!Copy !req
218. - Germaphobe, huh?
- Germs are all around us.Copy !req
219. They're in our scalp, in our eyebrows,
in our mucus membranes.Copy !req
220. Someday, a cleansing rain will come.Copy !req
221. That's what I keep telling myself.Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward
to that day, Jodi.Copy !req
223. - I really am.
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. So, what are you doing here?Copy !req
225. I mean, gosh, didn't they tell you, Jodi?Copy !req
226. - Tell me what?
- About my mom's infection.Copy !req
227. - She's got sewer palm.Copy !req
228. And strep thumb.Copy !req
229. Luckily, her whooping butt
is in remission.Copy !req
230. I love sprinkles!Copy !req
231. Just let them sprinkle
through your fingers.Copy !req
232. No! Germs! Germs! Everywhere!Copy !req
233. Unclean! Unclean!Copy !req
234. - Jodi, Jodi, stop it! Jodi.Copy !req
235. - Calm down.
Don't touch me!Copy !req
236. - Okay, I'm sorry.
- Sewer palm!Copy !req
237. - Sewer palm!
- Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
238. Bobby! Mr. Belcher's taking you home.Copy !req
239. - Get her out.
- Really? Okay.Copy !req
240. Let's go, Jodi.Copy !req
241. Oh, God. All right.Copy !req
242. One down.Copy !req
243. Just because Jodi had a freak-out
doesn't mean the party's over.Copy !req
244. Who wants to watch a movie?Copy !req
245. - Me!
- I do!Copy !req
246. It's called Twincinnati,
two twins who live in Cincinnati.Copy !req
247. They're gonna eat chili on spaghetti!Copy !req
248. Sounds twin-teresting.Copy !req
249. Saddle up for round two.Copy !req
250. I know what everyone's thinking.
A girl went home.Copy !req
251. Wouldn't it be perfect if Tina
took her place in the slumber party?Copy !req
252. Pfft. Thanks, but no thanks.Copy !req
253. Tina, you can watch the movie if you want.Copy !req
254. Oh, good.Copy !req
255. - So, how's school this year?
- It's okay.Copy !req
256. The classes good?Copy !req
257. I have trouble with math.Copy !req
258. Yeah, I never liked math.Copy !req
259. - Um...
- And I'm trying out for field hockey.Copy !req
260. Say again.Copy !req
261. Trying out for field hockey.Copy !req
262. - I can't make out what you're saying.
- It's okay.Copy !req
263. That's the same actress
playing both twins.Copy !req
264. They do it with a mirror.Copy !req
265. It's controversial because it takes
jobs away from other actressesCopy !req
266. - who look like that actress.
- Stop talking!Copy !req
267. You're ruining the shopping montage!Copy !req
268. Sorry about my brother.Copy !req
269. He gets a little sensitive
when twins come up.Copy !req
270. - Oh, why?
- Gene has a twin. George.Copy !req
271. - He lives in the basement.
- In the basement?Copy !req
272. You'll probably see George later.Copy !req
273. Mom lets him out at nightCopy !req
274. so he can air out his hump, and his stump.Copy !req
275. Uh, I don't know if I want to meet him.Copy !req
276. Oh, of course you do!Copy !req
277. But when he's up here, just don't blink.Copy !req
278. - Huh?
- If you blink, he goes crazy.Copy !req
279. - Also, he speaks in farts.
- What?Copy !req
280. Even if you think farts are funny,
because they are,Copy !req
281. - just please do not laugh.
- Okay.Copy !req
282. - Because I laughed once...
- Yeah?Copy !req
283. and he bit off a piece of my butt.Copy !req
284. - What?
- That's why I'm sitting like this.Copy !req
285. Because I don't have
two butt cheeks to sit on.Copy !req
286. Is that why you dance weird
in dance class?Copy !req
287. Shut up, Harley.Copy !req
288. What's that noise?Copy !req
289. Oh, no.Copy !req
290. What are you up to, El Diablo?Copy !req
291. You get away from there.Copy !req
292. Oh, my God, the king's under attack.Copy !req
293. It's a rac-coup d'etat!Copy !req
294. Hey, you girls still having fun, right?Copy !req
295. I'll be right back. Got to go deal
with something.Copy !req
296. It's not a wild animal,
so everyone's okay.Copy !req
297. Mom's probably going down
to turn George loose.Copy !req
298. No, I don't want to meet George!Copy !req
299. Don't look him in the eye,
and you don't blink and don't laugh.Copy !req
300. But I don't want to have my bum bit.Copy !req
301. You just blinked. You need to practice
not blinking.Copy !req
302. - I'm sorry.
- What's going on in here?Copy !req
303. I want to go home. Take me home!Copy !req
304. Wait? Why? Okay, are you sure?Copy !req
305. I just got back
from taking Jodi home, so...Copy !req
306. I'm sure, I'm sure!Copy !req
307. Well, she seems pretty sure, Dad.Copy !req
308. Does anyone else want to go home?
Tell me now.Copy !req
309. - Are you gonna let me braid your hair?
- Not a chance.Copy !req
310. - I'll come, too.
- And we're done.Copy !req
311. Okay, if anyone needs me
for anything,Copy !req
312. I'll be in my room forgetting
tonight ever happened.Copy !req
313. Goodbye forever!Copy !req
314. Thank you, family! It was a nice try!Copy !req
315. What about the girl
who went to bed early?Copy !req
316. Right. Jessica.Copy !req
317. All right, Snorey Feldman,
up and at them!Copy !req
318. Huh? A walkie-talkie?Copy !req
319. - Hello? Jessica?
Yup. What's up?Copy !req
320. Okay, I'll say it walkie-talkie style.Copy !req
321. The slumber party is over and out!Copy !req
322. Oh, no, I'm not leaving.Copy !req
323. Excuse me?Copy !req
324. Yeah, you're not getting rid of me
like the other girls.Copy !req
325. Uh, 10-40. Love you, kisses.Copy !req
326. What? No! No kisses! Jessica!Copy !req
327. Oh, it is on like flan.Copy !req
328. Do you eat flan, Jessica?
Because I've never had it!Copy !req
329. Louise? Am I taking Jessica home?Copy !req
330. Take the others home, Dad.Copy !req
331. I think Jessica wants to stay
and play awhile.Copy !req
332. That means I'll still need
to take her home later?Copy !req
333. - Oh, yes, Father. Oh, yes.
Great.Copy !req
334. Okay, Jessica, what's your problem?Copy !req
335. Why the drama with the walkie-talkie?Copy !req
336. Where is it?
- Where is what?Copy !req
337. You know what.
I know you're messing with meCopy !req
338. because that's what you did
with everybody else.Copy !req
339. I would love to mess with you, Jessica.Copy !req
340. Unfortunately, I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
341. You seriously don't know
what I'm talking about?Copy !req
342. No, but now I kind of want to know.Copy !req
343. Well, I can't leave until I find
what I'm looking for.Copy !req
344. So let's just play it cool
and respect each other's situations.Copy !req
345. Okay, I'll respect your situation.Copy !req
346. Right here in the closet!Copy !req
347. Wait a second.Copy !req
348. These walkie-talkies were in my bedroom.Copy !req
349. Oh, yeah, your bedroom.
It's nice in there.Copy !req
350. You picked my lock?Copy !req
351. It practically picked itself.Copy !req
352. You pick yourself! You pick your nose!Copy !req
353. You pick your butt!Copy !req
354. You pick your nose because you think
your face is a butt!Copy !req
355. And you should think that!Copy !req
356. Gene, Tina, where is everybody?Copy !req
357. Bob, I need you in the bedroom.Copy !req
358. - What's wrong with your hair?
- What's right with it. Abby braided it.Copy !req
359. Kids, how's the party?
Is everyone having fun?Copy !req
360. They're about to get to the part
where the mayor renames the cityCopy !req
361. "Twincinnati."Copy !req
362. The plot's got some holes.Copy !req
363. But also a whole lot of heart.Copy !req
364. All right! Keep slumber partying!Copy !req
365. - Good pun, Tina.
- Thank you.Copy !req
366. - Shut the door!
- Ow. What's going on?Copy !req
367. Ginger, I know, I'm about to tell him.Copy !req
368. Yeah, no, he's got his hair braided.Copy !req
369. - Pretty good, it looks pretty good.
- Lin!Copy !req
370. I gotta go. Bobby, stay calm.Copy !req
371. We are harboring a royal fugitive.Copy !req
372. What?Copy !req
373. Oh, my God, Lin! There's a raccoon!Copy !req
374. It's Little King Trashmouth.Copy !req
375. He's chewing on my good sock.Copy !req
376. Yeah. He found it under there
and he rubbed his scent glands on itCopy !req
377. and now it's his baby. Aw.Copy !req
378. Lin, why is he here?Copy !req
379. Because El Diablo attacked him tonight.Copy !req
380. So I lured him in with some cold cuts.
He needs our help.Copy !req
381. Okay, this is nuts, Lin!Copy !req
382. Oh, he sounds anxious.Copy !req
383. - Get him some wine.
- "Get him some wine"?Copy !req
384. He likes red. A little too much.Copy !req
385. Listen, we have an intruder
on the loose in this apartment.Copy !req
386. Wait, is the intruder Jessica?Copy !req
387. - Yeah.Copy !req
388. Here's what we know, by day,
Jessica is red-headed wallpaper.Copy !req
389. By night, apparently she's a master
of sneaking around our houseCopy !req
390. and looking for God knows what.Copy !req
391. I say we help her find
her purpose in life.Copy !req
392. - A brand consultant!
- Huh, I can see that.Copy !req
393. No, hitting the bricks!Copy !req
394. Lin, I don't want a raccoon in our room.Copy !req
395. I know. I mean, I don't agree,
but I understand.Copy !req
396. More importantly, we need
to take care of this fastCopy !req
397. so I can get this slumber party
back on track.Copy !req
398. There is no slumber party,
I drove the slumber party home.Copy !req
399. There's still one girl here, I think.Copy !req
400. - I know what we can do.
- What?Copy !req
401. We could trap El Diablo.Copy !req
402. With him gone, the king can return.Copy !req
403. That's ridic— Oh, he just looked
right into my eyes.Copy !req
404. See?Copy !req
405. Oh, my God, he just raised his paw.
I think he just gave me the double guns.Copy !req
406. We could hire Teddy to help us.Copy !req
407. He has a live animal trapCopy !req
408. from the time he thought a squirrel
was stealing his mail.Copy !req
409. Sure, that— Hey, buddy. How you doing?
Let's put a hat on him.Copy !req
410. All right! You hear that, El Diablo?
We're coming for you.Copy !req
411. Let's just keep this a secret
from the kids, right?Copy !req
412. We don't want them coming in here
and getting bitten.Copy !req
413. Aw, babies getting rabies.Copy !req
414. Why don't we tell Mom and Dad
about Jessica?Copy !req
415. - They could make her come out.
- Oh, no. She's mine.Copy !req
416. Mom is not gonna have anything more
to do with this slumber party.Copy !req
417. You hear that, Jessica?Copy !req
418. Or should I say Jessi-can't
find what she's looking for?Copy !req
419. Yeah, I hear you. But all it sounds like
is this.Copy !req
420. You know what, Jessica?Copy !req
421. Why do you even want to stick around here,
sweet baby?Copy !req
422. This slumber party's
not good enough for you.Copy !req
423. Yeah, the hors d'oeuvres were blah.Copy !req
424. And Louise's family kind of smells.Copy !req
425. Tell me what you're looking for
and I'll help youCopy !req
426. so you'll leave my house.Copy !req
427. I can't. And I can't tell you why I can't.Copy !req
428. Oh, and also I won't.Copy !req
429. Don't be boring and mysterious, Jessica.Copy !req
430. You can't have it both ways!Copy !req
431. - Gotta go. Click.
She hung up.Copy !req
432. She didn't hang up.Copy !req
433. Louise, look!Copy !req
434. Louise, you should say,Copy !req
435. "I'll take what's behind curtain
number one."Copy !req
436. Because she's there behind the curtain.Copy !req
437. Jessica, it's curtains for you.Copy !req
438. Oh, that's better.Copy !req
439. Who could be hiding behind
our living room curtain? I wonder.Copy !req
440. It could be Dad. He has dainty feet.Copy !req
441. And Dad likes to hide from us sometimes.Copy !req
442. Okay, it's me. Happy now?Copy !req
443. I'll be happy when you leave.Copy !req
444. I'll leave when I find my thing.Copy !req
445. Until then, slumber party on.Copy !req
446. All right, you want a slumber party?Copy !req
447. - Then say pillow to my little friend!Copy !req
448. - Whoa, pillow fight.
- It's about to go down.Copy !req
449. Goose down.Copy !req
450. I know you're close, Jessica.Copy !req
451. I can hear your boring breathing.Copy !req
452. - Oh, Tina?
- Yes?Copy !req
453. Gene, is this your first time
as a human shield?Copy !req
454. - Yeah.
- It's my third time.Copy !req
455. - You're doing great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
456. I'm gonna knock you out the door!Copy !req
457. Gene, get me the memory foam pillows
from Mom and Dad's room.Copy !req
458. Fat Man and Little Boy? On it!Copy !req
459. I came as quickly as I could.Copy !req
460. - Is it true? Was the king deposed?
- Yup. There's the bastard now.Copy !req
461. Yeah, look at him. El Diablo.Copy !req
462. When did you both become
crazy raccoon people?Copy !req
463. Linda's been telling me stories
about these guys.Copy !req
464. It's like I'm part of their magical world.Copy !req
465. Let's set up the trap
and get this over with.Copy !req
466. - What are we gonna bait it with? The bait.
- Huh?Copy !req
467. - Bobby, you can make him a burger.
- Burger, yeah!Copy !req
468. - He won't be able to resist.
- Right.Copy !req
469. Guys, I don't want to make a burger
for a raccoon.Copy !req
470. Please, Bobby?Copy !req
471. You can even name it like you like to do.Copy !req
472. You call it a Medium Snare burger.Copy !req
473. - Right? No, wait. The Cage-in burger.
- Mm.Copy !req
474. Get it? Because he's gonna be in a cage?Copy !req
475. Fine, I'll do it. But I'm not naming it.Copy !req
476. Oh, good, all right, yay.
Bobby, thank you!Copy !req
477. Medium Snare burger. Right, Bob?Copy !req
478. That wasn't so hard.Copy !req
479. Bob makes it sound so hard.Copy !req
480. Having fun. Jessica?Copy !req
481. Oh, yeah! Tons!Copy !req
482. Thanks for inviting me!Copy !req
483. Raccoon! Raccoon in the tub!Copy !req
484. What the— Give it! Give it!Copy !req
485. I'm no park ranger, but if a weird raccoon
is holding something, let him keep it.Copy !req
486. What! Raccoon! Raccoon in the tub!
Code orange! Code orange!Copy !req
487. Give it! Give it!Copy !req
488. - Give me that!
- What is it?Copy !req
489. Pajama bottoms?Copy !req
490. And they're wet with pee?Copy !req
491. Are you a bed wetter?Copy !req
492. - Is that what this is all about?
- It's not pee!Copy !req
493. If it is, that raccoon
really likes your pee, Jessica.Copy !req
494. - What's your secret?
- No! It wasn't me!Copy !req
495. Your mom came in here and she peed
all over the place. I saw it!Copy !req
496. Mm, that does sound like Mom.Copy !req
497. Whoa.Copy !req
498. Whatever your pee is selling,
that raccoon is buying.Copy !req
499. Great, everybody have a big laugh.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
500. Do you think this is gonna work?Copy !req
501. - Have faith in your burger, Bobby.
- Look.Copy !req
502. He's going for it.Copy !req
503. Oops, I spoke too soon.Copy !req
504. What if he doesn't like your burger?
That would be embarrassing.Copy !req
505. - Shh. He's gonna like it.
- Not necessarily. Look.Copy !req
506. Sniffing around. He does not like
what he smells, Bobby.Copy !req
507. I'm not arguing this with you, Teddy.Copy !req
508. You didn't cook it well enough.
You didn't cook it well enough.Copy !req
509. Should've put some ketchup on—
Nope, he's eating it.Copy !req
510. Going home, huh, Jessica?Copy !req
511. Yup, just waiting for your dad
to come back so he can drive me.Copy !req
512. Good. You really cut into my night.Copy !req
513. So, I guess you're gonna tell
everyone at school about this, right?Copy !req
514. - I'm not gonna tell anybody. I'm no narc.
- Oh.Copy !req
515. Make fun of you for wetting the bed?Copy !req
516. What is this, the '90s? Come on.Copy !req
517. You got a good system, though, huh?Copy !req
518. Bring plastic bags, go to bed early,
then get up firstCopy !req
519. - and dispose of the evidence?
- Yup.Copy !req
520. So, why go to slumber parties at all?Copy !req
521. My mom makes me. She's out of control.Copy !req
522. Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.Copy !req
523. - Psych, my mom's crazy, too.
- Oh.Copy !req
524. You're pretty good
with a pillow by the way.Copy !req
525. Thanks. Self-taught.Copy !req
526. So, do you get a lot of raccoons in here?Copy !req
527. - Why, you jealous?
- Yeah, a little bit.Copy !req
528. Hey, what are you two still doing up?Copy !req
529. Oh, do you want a ride home now, Jessica?Copy !req
530. Okay, I guess it's time.Copy !req
531. What? It's a slumber party.
Why would she go home?Copy !req
532. Whoa, wait a second.
You two are having a good time.Copy !req
533. Ugh! Mom, stop!Copy !req
534. - Aw, my little BFFs.
- Shush!Copy !req
535. I knew you'd like it. It all
worked out the way I thought it would.Copy !req
536. - Tomorrow we're going clothes shopping.
- No!Copy !req
537. - Yeah. Yeah.
- No.Copy !req
538. Here he goes. He's almost out.Copy !req
539. Go, Bobby, go! Aw, sorry, King.Copy !req
540. - Great broom work, Dad.
- Yeah!Copy !req
541. If I was a raccoon, I'd leave.Copy !req
542. He's out. Now we can all go to bed.Copy !req
543. Psst. King! Drink responsibly.
Okay, good night.Copy !req