1. Why is that old couple holding hands
in side-by-side bathtubs?Copy !req
2. Is this an ad for side-by-side bathtubs?Copy !req
3. I want them!Copy !req
4. Where have you been? It's 8:15.Copy !req
5. We have half the town out looking for you.Copy !req
6. How was date night?Copy !req
7. - Great. It was great.
- It was all right. It was fine.Copy !req
8. - It was really good.
- It was fine.Copy !req
9. I'll take my doggie bag now.Copy !req
10. Breadsticks, breadsticks, breadsticks.Copy !req
11. Breadsticks!Copy !req
12. Well, I'm going to sleep.Copy !req
13. I'm exhausted from painting
the town beige.Copy !req
14. What do you mean?
I thought you liked Rudy's.Copy !req
15. Yeah, the first 15 times.Copy !req
16. Bobby, we almost never get to go out.Copy !req
17. Next time we should try something new.Copy !req
18. Look, we work hard,Copy !req
19. so on the rare occasion
we take a little break,Copy !req
20. - it's nice to know what we're getting.
- Whoa, Dad.Copy !req
21. Turn the romance down a notch, eh?Copy !req
22. Bob, I'm tired of us plopping down
at Rudy'sCopy !req
23. and eating soup, salad,
breadsticks and fish.Copy !req
24. It's always soup and salad,
breadsticks and fish.Copy !req
25. The type of soup changes.Copy !req
26. What was it tonight?Copy !req
27. Cream of something.Copy !req
28. Thank you, Tina.Copy !req
29. We need adventure
or we're gonna shrivel upCopy !req
30. and die right in front of the kids.Copy !req
31. - I call dibs on Mom and Dad's room.
- I call their clothes and jewelry.Copy !req
32. I call, uh, um...Copy !req
33. wait, what's left?Copy !req
34. - Dad's DVDs.
- Dibs.Copy !req
35. All the cards we've ever given Mom.Copy !req
36. - Mine.
- This is all happening so fast.Copy !req
37. Put your seat-backs and tray tables upCopy !req
38. - because we're about to take off.
- Okay.Copy !req
39. - Whoo!
- Seaplane flying lessons?Copy !req
40. What's a seaplane?Copy !req
41. I want to say it's a plane you can see,
but that can't be right.Copy !req
42. I was at the market and I took this flyer
out of a woman's shopping cart,Copy !req
43. and I signed you and me up
for flying lessons.Copy !req
44. First lesson's free.Copy !req
45. Aren't you excited?Copy !req
46. Uh, no. I hate flying on big planes.Copy !req
47. Why would I want to go on a smaller,
even less comfortable plane?Copy !req
48. Are you doing that thing
where you're mean to seaplanes,Copy !req
49. because you really like seaplanes?Copy !req
50. Pulling on their hair.Copy !req
51. Let's just stick to good old Rudy's.Copy !req
52. No, no, no.Copy !req
53. No more boring dates.Copy !req
54. We need adventure, excitement.Copy !req
55. - We're flying. Look at me.
- No, Lin.Copy !req
56. - Come on, give me your hand.
No, I don't. No.Copy !req
57. - Lin, stop. I'm not going on a seaplane.
- Look out. Look out for the bird.Copy !req
58. There's a balloon. How'd that get up here?Copy !req
59. - I'm not in the air.
- Oh, look at the town from up here.Copy !req
60. I don't see anything. I'm on the ground.Copy !req
61. I see it. The people look like ants.Copy !req
62. No, wait, those are ants.Copy !req
63. - And that's where Ma lives and Pa.
- I told you, I didn't go in the plane.Copy !req
64. - I'm not with you.Copy !req
65. Fine! Then I'll go
on our adventure by myself.Copy !req
66. You go to Rudy's
and have a cannelloni all alone-y.Copy !req
67. Oh, my. She just rhyme-burned you.Copy !req
68. Put some lotion on that.Copy !req
69. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
70. I'm here for the seaplane lesson.Copy !req
71. - Are one of you fellas the flight teacher?
- Oh, not me, I'm old.Copy !req
72. But if you're looking for a father figure,
look no further, young lady.Copy !req
73. - Aw. No.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
74. Hi there. I'm Kurt. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
75. I'm Linda.
This was supposed to be a couple's lesson.Copy !req
76. But my husband's being a jerk.Copy !req
77. I mean, he didn't want to come.Copy !req
78. I mean, he couldn't come.Copy !req
79. Too bad. His loss.Copy !req
80. - I'll go.
- Gus?Copy !req
81. Just kidding.Copy !req
82. I know I'm not allowed to go.Copy !req
83. Well, let me introduce you.Copy !req
84. Linda, this is Shoshana.Copy !req
85. She's a 1968 Sweetnam Eagle
that I rebuilt by hand.Copy !req
86. She's 45 years old, but she looks 30,
and she handles like she's 18.Copy !req
87. Oh, if I die today,
I want that on my headstone.Copy !req
88. I love it.Copy !req
89. Go ahead and grab ahold of that yoke.Copy !req
90. Now, once that little needle
reaches 60 knots.Copy !req
91. We're flying!Copy !req
92. No, you're flying.Copy !req
93. Oh!Copy !req
94. Ha, ha! I'm flying. I am flying.Copy !req
95. You're a great teacher, Kurt.Copy !req
96. You're great for noticing.Copy !req
97. I am flying.Copy !req
98. Better than breadsticks. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
99. I haven't heard that one but okay.Copy !req
100. - Uh, hi, Mr. Fischoeder.
- Shh! Shh! Quiet, Bob.Copy !req
101. All right, see you in hell, Roger.Copy !req
102. What? This is the only spot
I get good reception.Copy !req
103. Oh, is someone taking flying lessons?Copy !req
104. Yeah, our mom.Copy !req
105. Poor Bob. I had no clue you and Linda
were on the rocks.Copy !req
106. - We're not.
- You're not, not on the rocks.Copy !req
107. Ah, denial.Copy !req
108. A woman doesn't take flying lessons
from Upskirt Kurt,Copy !req
109. because she's satisfied in her marriage.Copy !req
110. Wait, what are you talking about?
Who's Upskirt Kurt?Copy !req
111. Oh, yeah, I've heard of that guy.Copy !req
112. The macho seaplane pilot
who beds bored housewives.Copy !req
113. What do you mean "beds"?Copy !req
114. He makes their beds?Copy !req
115. - No, Gene. Kurt is seducing your mommy.
Hm...Copy !req
116. I hope he's a good listener
because that bird likes to chirp.Copy !req
117. All right, knock it off.Copy !req
118. It's just a flying lesson.Copy !req
119. With Upskirt Kurt.Copy !req
120. Look, you know what's happening right now?Copy !req
121. She's cramped in a way too small space,Copy !req
122. nauseous from diesel fumes
and this guy's B.O.Copy !req
123. You just described her life with you.Copy !req
124. Trust me, she is hating it.Copy !req
125. Whoa!Copy !req
126. I wouldn't be too sure, Bob.Copy !req
127. See, uh, Kurt has a certain aphrodisiac
he utilizes.Copy !req
128. Aphrodisiac?Copy !req
129. Yes, yes. First, he pretends
there's a problem with the plane.Copy !req
130. - What's that sound? What's that sound?Copy !req
131. - Are we okay?
- Huh, that's odd.Copy !req
132. We're losing altitude.Copy !req
133. - Radio's dead.
- What?Copy !req
134. What's going on? What's happening?Copy !req
135. - We're okay, but we're going down.
- Oh!Copy !req
136. Then a fake emergency landing
on an uninhabited island.Copy !req
137. Quippiquisset Island, to be precise.Copy !req
138. But the locals call it "Quicky Kiss-it."Copy !req
139. Why do they call it that?Copy !req
140. It's a make-out island.
Where people go to make-out.Copy !req
141. - That's why I want to get a kayak.
- Quicky Kiss-it?Copy !req
142. Emergency landing? That cannot work.Copy !req
143. It could, Bob. Look at Castaway.Copy !req
144. Tom Hanks falls in love with a volleyball.Copy !req
145. It works. Kurt's a hero.Copy !req
146. And the bored wife is putty
in his big, strong hands.Copy !req
147. I didn't know he had
big, strong hands.Copy !req
148. Or putty.
- We're gonna die.Copy !req
149. I've never died before
and I'm not about to start now.Copy !req
150. The bored wife cheats death,
then cheats on her husband.Copy !req
151. That's the power of adrenaline, kids.Copy !req
152. Oh, you should teach at my school.Copy !req
153. And you should work in my coal mine.
Got to go.Copy !req
154. - Sorry about your marriage.
- So, so sorry, Bob.Copy !req
155. Look, I really don't think
a professional flight instructorCopy !req
156. is going around
faking emergency landings, Teddy.Copy !req
157. You're probably right.Copy !req
158. Linda, look at me.Copy !req
159. We're gonna be okay.Copy !req
160. - I'm gonna set her down nice and easy.
- Okay.Copy !req
161. - Oh, God, the engine.Copy !req
162. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.Copy !req
163. Just got to point the nose down
and do a controlled dive.Copy !req
164. Oh, we're gonna crash!
- No, we're gonna flare.Copy !req
165. Wait for the plane to settle
onto the water.Copy !req
166. Just like a duck on a pond.Copy !req
167. Okay.Copy !req
168. Duck, duck, duck.Copy !req
169. Oh, duck, duck, duck.Copy !req
170. Duck. Duck. Duck.Copy !req
171. Quackity, quackity.Copy !req
172. Quackity, quackity.Copy !req
173. Duckity duck!Copy !req
174. You did it!Copy !req
175. We're alive!Copy !req
176. Oh, Kurt, you saved us.Copy !req
177. I did. I really did.Copy !req
178. - I guess between my training and my—Copy !req
179. - Instincts—Copy !req
180. Okay.Copy !req
181. Oh, God.Copy !req
182. - I've got mouthwash around here somewhere.Copy !req
183. Upskirt Kurt, what a nickname.Copy !req
184. I mean, it rhymes, for one.Copy !req
185. Is Mom wearing a skirt?Copy !req
186. I can't remember.
What did she wear today?Copy !req
187. Maybe he supplies the skirts on the plane.Copy !req
188. All right, knock it off.
Your mom isn't being seduced right now.Copy !req
189. And I shouldn't have to say
that to my kids.Copy !req
190. You did get into a big fight
with her earlier.Copy !req
191. - And shouldn't she be back by now?
- She should.Copy !req
192. Oh, God. You know what?
Let's go down and meet her at the docks.Copy !req
193. Not like I'm worried but just because I—Copy !req
194. We should see the docks.Copy !req
195. Oh! Nothing like seeing a good dock,
right, Dad?Copy !req
196. Mm-hm.Copy !req
197. Uh, excuse me, sir.Copy !req
198. I'm looking for my wife.Copy !req
199. She's taking a flying lesson.Copy !req
200. She may or may not be wearing a skirt.Copy !req
201. Oh, my goodness, this is awkward.Copy !req
202. Uh, what? Why?Copy !req
203. Nothing.Copy !req
204. So, flying lesson, huh?Copy !req
205. Uh, yes, she's supposed to be back by now.Copy !req
206. Gosh. I just don't normally see
the husband.Copy !req
207. Or the kids. Jeesh.Copy !req
208. Real life comes up
and hits you in the face.Copy !req
209. Uh, okay, all right.Copy !req
210. Maybe we should go check out the island.Copy !req
211. You know, just to be safe.Copy !req
212. Uh, sir, how do we get to, um, uh...Copy !req
213. Quicky Kiss-it Island.Copy !req
214. It's called Quippiquisset.Copy !req
215. And I have no idea.Copy !req
216. I guess the best way to get there
is to crash a seaplane.Copy !req
217. What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be rescuing your bride?Copy !req
218. I'm trying to get out there.Copy !req
219. Someone's got to have a boat
for hire around here.Copy !req
220. What do you think this is, Key West?
Everybody's just got a boat?Copy !req
221. This guy thinks everywhere is Key West.Copy !req
222. Take the ferry to King's Head Island.Copy !req
223. Maybe there you'll find this colorful,Copy !req
224. fictional boat-for-hire
that you're looking for.Copy !req
225. Yeah, it's got to be colorful, right, Dad?Copy !req
226. Okay, yeah, the ferry. Let's do it.Copy !req
227. Tick-tock, Bob.Copy !req
228. Upskirt Kurt moves faster than this.Copy !req
229. He's not called
"Kurt the Long Slow Courtship Guy!"Copy !req
230. - She's not cheating on me!
Okay.Copy !req
231. Well, what do we do now? The radio's dead.Copy !req
232. No one knows we're here.
Can you fix the plane?Copy !req
233. Maybe. The engine's still too hot though.
We'll have to wait it out.Copy !req
234. Man, I'm parched.Copy !req
235. - Prosecco?
- Ooh. I love champagne.Copy !req
236. It's, uh, prosecco.Copy !req
237. What? Oh, God.
These bubbles make me burp.Copy !req
238. - You always fly with champagne?
- Prosecco.Copy !req
239. I was gonna take my mother on a picnic
after our lesson.Copy !req
240. She lives upstate.Copy !req
241. I love her dearly, and she loves picnics.Copy !req
242. Aw.Copy !req
243. But since we're stranded,
we'll need the energy.Copy !req
244. Do you like cheese?Copy !req
245. I love cheese.Copy !req
246. Almost dying really makes you hungry.Copy !req
247. It does, but I promise you,
I'll find us a way off of this rock.Copy !req
248. Got any mozz?Copy !req
249. Hey, let's get out of the sun
so we don't dehydrate.Copy !req
250. There might be a shady meadow
over that hill.Copy !req
251. And maybe go a little easy on the cheese.Copy !req
252. Oh, it's good.Copy !req
253. Wow, you were right about the meadow.Copy !req
254. Hey, look, a lute.Copy !req
255. I always wanted to play one of these.Copy !req
256. The hell's a lute?Copy !req
257. - You're a little flat there.
- No, I'm not. You're flat.Copy !req
258. No, I'm— If anything, I was sharp
because you were flat.Copy !req
259. Or I was perfect.Copy !req
260. So long, mainland.Copy !req
261. My island name will be Daiquiri Zachary.Copy !req
262. When you're not pouring drinks,
you're solving mysteries.Copy !req
263. Quicky Kiss-it?Copy !req
264. Can there really be a whole island
for kissing?Copy !req
265. Whoa.Copy !req
266. Dad, what's gonna happen
when you see Upskirt Kurt?Copy !req
267. - Are you gonna punch him?
- I'm not punching anyone, Louise.Copy !req
268. Dad's not a fighter, he's a yeller.Copy !req
269. An old yeller.Copy !req
270. Normally I'd agree,
but we're talking about Dad's woman.Copy !req
271. I think it gets physical.Copy !req
272. I'm sure nothing is happening
on that island.Copy !req
273. - Mr. Fischoeder.
- No.Copy !req
274. Why didn't you say you had a boat?Copy !req
275. I have a boat!Copy !req
276. There. Are you happy?Copy !req
277. - No!
- Bye!Copy !req
278. Uh, excuse me,Copy !req
279. can you take us to Quippiquisset Island?Copy !req
280. Aka Quicky Kiss-it Island.Copy !req
281. Where the currency is kisses
and everyone is rich.Copy !req
282. - That's my daughter.
- Well, I can take you as far as here.Copy !req
283. - That's my mail route.
- Great. That'd be great.Copy !req
284. No one lives on Quippiquisset,
so no one sends mail there.Copy !req
285. Just neckers and canoodlers
on Quippiquisset.Copy !req
286. Hm.
- Uh, okay.Copy !req
287. - And gropers.
- Huh.Copy !req
288. Got it.
We'll, uh, take the ride right away.Copy !req
289. Something about Quippiquisset
just makes people horny as hell.Copy !req
290. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
291. Here, have a grape. They're juicy.Copy !req
292. Nah, I got the stuff grapes grow up
to be right here.Copy !req
293. Well, I've got the stuff boys grow up
to be right here.Copy !req
294. Okay.Copy !req
295. You think the engine's cool enough
to check on now?Copy !req
296. Hard to say.Copy !req
297. There's a lot of heat on this island.Copy !req
298. The heat of the engine,
the heat between you and me, us.Copy !req
299. - What are you doing?
- Giving in.Copy !req
300. - Join me.
- Giving in? What?Copy !req
301. We just had a brush with death.Copy !req
302. Our adrenaline and our endorphins
are running wild,Copy !req
303. let's go with it.Copy !req
304. No, no, no.
My endorphins want to go home.Copy !req
305. Really? Well, my endorphins thinkCopy !req
306. we should take turns kissing
each other's faces.Copy !req
307. You go first.Copy !req
308. - Okay, I'll go first.
- Whoa!Copy !req
309. Kurt, wrong idea.
Cool your engines right now, buddy.Copy !req
310. Isn't this what you want?Copy !req
311. Adventure?Copy !req
312. Linda, you asked the universe for help,
and it gave you me.Copy !req
313. Namaste.Copy !req
314. Captain, you are not cleared for landing,
capisce?Copy !req
315. Kiss me, Linda, and we can fly lying down.Copy !req
316. - Ow!Copy !req
317. - What the hell?
- Wow, that really works.Copy !req
318. Why would you head-butt me?Copy !req
319. I was gonna punch you,
but I'm holding wine.Copy !req
320. - I can't believe you're rejecting me.
- Yeah, I'm married, you idiot.Copy !req
321. So are all my other clients. Ugh!Copy !req
322. Everything was going perfectly.Copy !req
323. What do you mean? We crash-landed.Copy !req
324. - Kind of.
You didn't.Copy !req
325. - Ow!Copy !req
326. - Stop it.
- That's for faking an emergency.Copy !req
327. And since there's nothing wrong
with the plane, let's go.Copy !req
328. - Now.
- Fine.Copy !req
329. Let me just put the lute back.Copy !req
330. That there is Quippiquisset.Copy !req
331. Good day for necking.Copy !req
332. Don't kiss anybody, Linda!Copy !req
333. Not that I think you would.Copy !req
334. Don't get pregnant!Copy !req
335. I want to be the baby!Copy !req
336. No. Do get pregnant. I want a brother!Copy !req
337. Or maybe get a dog first, to practice?Copy !req
338. You guys want to read some mail,
take your mind off of things?Copy !req
339. All right, where'd you hide your dumb
flying boat?Copy !req
340. Oh, no.Copy !req
341. No, no, no!Copy !req
342. Seriously, where's the plane?Copy !req
343. I don't know! It must have floated away.Copy !req
344. - What? How the hell does that happen?
- The tide came in.Copy !req
345. - So now we're stuck here?
- My plane.Copy !req
346. Oh, my God, oh, my God, my plane!Copy !req
347. - Ow!Copy !req
348. You turd!Copy !req
349. Hey, hey, hey! Come on.Copy !req
350. Help!Copy !req
351. Someone get me off this stinking island!Copy !req
352. We're gonna starve out here,Copy !req
353. all because you thought I was so bored
of my marriageCopy !req
354. that I would have sex
with some slimy seaplane pilot.Copy !req
355. Unbelievable.Copy !req
356. No. We're gonna starve
because you ate all the cheese.Copy !req
357. I bet that picnic wasn't even
for your mother.Copy !req
358. Doy, Linda.Copy !req
359. Look, I'm not gonna apologize
for giving women what they want.Copy !req
360. Women do not want to be tricked
into having sex.Copy !req
361. Well, when you say it like that,
it sounds gross.Copy !req
362. Listen, buster, you stay on your side
of the island,Copy !req
363. I'll stay on mine.Copy !req
364. - Wait, switch sides, that side's better.Copy !req
365. Well, this is as far as I can take you.
Time to reseal some of these envelopes.Copy !req
366. Definitely a federal offense.Copy !req
367. Nope, think you're wrong there.Copy !req
368. Not if you seal them back up.Copy !req
369. Right, yep.Copy !req
370. You're not gonna go telling on me,
are you?Copy !req
371. Nope. We got to find a way
to get to Quippiquisset.Copy !req
372. - Dinghy for four?
- Whoa, whoa, but that's not ours.Copy !req
373. Come on, Dad, suck it up.Copy !req
374. We got to get to Quicky-Kiss-it
before he quicky-kisses Mom.Copy !req
375. Sheesh, this island's seen
a lot of emergency landings.Copy !req
376. - Hey, Linda?
- What, Kurt?Copy !req
377. You got every right to hate me.Copy !req
378. Now that I've had a little time to think,
I hate me, too.Copy !req
379. Yeah, because you're a jerk.Copy !req
380. I'm pathetic.Copy !req
381. I chase bored housewives. Why?Copy !req
382. Because I don't have any love in my life.Copy !req
383. No, you don't.Copy !req
384. - I know, I don't.
- I know.Copy !req
385. I like to think there's someone out there
for everyone, but, uh...Copy !req
386. But...Copy !req
387. - Okay, all right.Copy !req
388. I know. I know. Shh.Copy !req
389. Okay, shh. Stop it.Copy !req
390. Stop it.Copy !req
391. All right, come on.Copy !req
392. All right, don't be such a baby.Copy !req
393. There's probably somebody
out there for you.Copy !req
394. Some freak.Copy !req
395. Hey!Copy !req
396. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
397. Your hands are soft. Rub my breasts.Copy !req
398. No.Copy !req
399. Why is rowing so hard?Copy !req
400. Are we even moving?Copy !req
401. Tidal wave!Copy !req
402. Here comes another one.Copy !req
403. What is with these waves?Copy !req
404. They just keep coming!Copy !req
405. - There she is. Linda!
Bob?Copy !req
406. Kids? You found us.Copy !req
407. - Kids, stay in the boat.
- It's a dinghy.Copy !req
408. - Get your hands off her, Upskirt Kurt.
- Huh?Copy !req
409. My hands are nowhere near her.
I don't understand.Copy !req
410. You know what I mean.Copy !req
411. Easy, friend.Copy !req
412. We're not friends.Copy !req
413. - You think we're friends?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
414. Are you seeing how tan this guy is?Copy !req
415. That's all I'm seeing.Copy !req
416. Careful, Dad.
Watch out for his big, strong tan hands.Copy !req
417. Hey, hey, guy.Copy !req
418. Let me tell you something—Copy !req
419. —guy!Copy !req
420. In a second.Copy !req
421. I just got to catch my breath.Copy !req
422. Rowing is really hard.Copy !req
423. But you make it look so easy, Dad.Copy !req
424. No, you don't. You look horrible.
Mom's gonna leave you for Kurt.Copy !req
425. - Ah-ah-ah! Stay on your side.Copy !req
426. - Ow! You punched my butt.Copy !req
427. What is it with you people?
What were you even aiming for?Copy !req
428. I don't know.Copy !req
429. The rowing really killed me.Copy !req
430. I can't raise my hands very high.Copy !req
431. Lin, did he try anything?Copy !req
432. Oh, yeah, couple times.Copy !req
433. But I smooshed his face like this.Copy !req
434. Call her off, call her off.Copy !req
435. Hey, look, it's Mr. Fischoeder.
- What? Mr. Fischoeder!Copy !req
436. Bob?Copy !req
437. Is that you? You look macarooned.Copy !req
438. We are! Help us!Copy !req
439. Look what I found.Copy !req
440. - Shoshana.
- Eh, Sho-shove it.Copy !req
441. - Ow!Copy !req
442. Well, climb aboard if you want a ride.Copy !req
443. - Can we ride in the plane?
- Sure.Copy !req
444. Okay, just wipe your feet off. Ah!Copy !req
445. Sorry to leave you, Quicky Kiss-it.Copy !req
446. We both know you haven't seen the last
of Tina Belcher.Copy !req
447. So...Copy !req
448. how was the lesson?Copy !req
449. - Great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
450. This is way better than Rudy's, huh?Copy !req
451. Bottomless salad bowl looking
a little better now, huh, Lin?Copy !req
452. Oh, go suck on a crouton.Copy !req
453. So, how many horses you got
under the hood?Copy !req
454. Uh, I think about a thousand.Copy !req
455. - Is that a lot?
- Oh, that's a lot.Copy !req
456. Let's see.Copy !req
457. Yee-haw!Copy !req
458. Whoa, that boat can really zoom.Copy !req
459. Buckle your seat belts, kids.Copy !req
460. It's getting a little bumpy.Copy !req
461. And a little fly-y.Copy !req
462. Holy crap. We're lifting off.Copy !req
463. And we are airborne, people.Copy !req
464. Yay! I got in the Mile High Club.Copy !req
465. Early admission.Copy !req
466. Hey. We got to tell them to slow down.Copy !req
467. Hey!Copy !req
468. - Where's the horn on this thing?
- There's no horn.Copy !req
469. You should really lower the plane, guys.Copy !req
470. - We know, Tina.
- I mean, because of that.Copy !req
471. Bridge!Copy !req
472. Oh, it's also got a stereo.Copy !req
473. - All right.Copy !req
474. The plane's not lowering.Copy !req
475. We're going too fast.Copy !req
476. Then we got to go up.Copy !req
477. We got to go over the bridge.Copy !req
478. - How?
- We have to cut the towrope somehow.Copy !req
479. Gene, hand me that toolbox.Copy !req
480. Oh, come on, there's nothing in here
but massage oil and a wine opener.Copy !req
481. Wine opener.Copy !req
482. - Ding.
- Thank you, Louise.Copy !req
483. This is no time for wine, Dad.Copy !req
484. Oh, man.Copy !req
485. You're going out there?Copy !req
486. Yes, Louise, I'm going out on the wing
of an airplane.Copy !req
487. It's called a pontoon.Copy !req
488. Pontoon.Copy !req
489. - Shut up, Gene!
And that's called a bridge.Copy !req
490. Oh, Bobby, this is crazy.
Don't go out there.Copy !req
491. I have to. Okay, I can do this.Copy !req
492. Bobby, be careful.Copy !req
493. I'm trying!Copy !req
494. But also hurry, please.Copy !req
495. Yes, thank you for that.Copy !req
496. Oh, Bob, I'm sorry.Copy !req
497. I'm sorry I said you were boring.
I should never have signed up for this.Copy !req
498. No, Lin, I'm sorry.Copy !req
499. I know we should go
on better date nights. I—Copy !req
500. Maybe you should just have
this conversation later!Copy !req
501. - Yeah. She's right, she's right.
- I agree!Copy !req
502. That would be best!Copy !req
503. - Did you save us yet, Dad?
- Not yet, Tina.Copy !req
504. How about now, Dad?Copy !req
505. No. I'm trying to do it!Copy !req
506. - How much progress have you made?
- It's not a real knife.Copy !req
507. - And I'm on the wing of a plane!
Pontoon.Copy !req
508. Just a percent, a percent.Copy !req
509. It's looking pretty grim, Dad.
Just saying.Copy !req
510. The constant questions aren't helping!Copy !req
511. Wait, wait, almost got it.Copy !req
512. - Oh, boy.
Bridge, bridge, bridge!Copy !req
513. Linda, hit it. Go up!Copy !req
514. Are you still there, Bob?Copy !req
515. Yes. I want to be inside now, though!Copy !req
516. - Dad.
- Dad.Copy !req
517. Oh, Bobby. You rescued us.Copy !req
518. - That was close.
- Oh, you're my hero.Copy !req
519. - Oh, it's okay, I puked, too.Copy !req
520. Linda, you're flying.Copy !req
521. I know, right?Copy !req
522. Wait. Can you land?
I mean, did you learn that?Copy !req
523. No.Copy !req
524. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
525. Well, that might be an issue.Copy !req
526. Oh!Copy !req
527. - That's odd.
- What?Copy !req
528. - Never mind.
- Okay.Copy !req
529. Oh, I think I know what to do.Copy !req
530. Kurt was faking it,
but I watched him take this thing down.Copy !req
531. - Then do that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
532. - Now.
- Do it now.Copy !req
533. I am. Just got to act like we're going
to crash...Copy !req
534. Crash? Why are we gonna act
like we're doing that?Copy !req
535. Here we go.Copy !req
536. This should work.
It's not working!Copy !req
537. I can do this. I feel like Amelia Earhart.Copy !req
538. Oh, God, she died.Copy !req
539. I feel like a regular captain
on a regular plane.Copy !req
540. What the...?Copy !req
541. And flair mama!Copy !req
542. Shoshana, Shoshana! Oh, oh, oh...Copy !req
543. God, God, God.Copy !req
544. Looks like Kurt's trying to land
with his penis again.Copy !req
545. Yes!Copy !req
546. How are we alive?Copy !req
547. Because your mom is incredible.Copy !req
548. Flying's the best.Copy !req
549. Why do we drive anywhere?Copy !req
550. Best date ever.Copy !req
551. Whoo! I have so much adrenaline pumping
through my veins.Copy !req
552. - Me, too.
- Oh, it really puts me in the mood, Bobby.Copy !req
553. - Oh, yeah, me, too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
554. Crash-landing really is an aphrodisiac.Copy !req
555. Kids, uh, swim to shore.Copy !req
556. Your father and I are gonna have
a "Proshecco" picnic.Copy !req
557. - Prosecco.
- Oh, yeah, that.Copy !req
558. Okay.Copy !req
559. Bye, Tina.Copy !req
560. Tina, come back.Copy !req
561. We were joking.Copy !req
562. Remember, do your ice cream scoops.Copy !req
563. Oh, now I'm hungry for ice cream.Copy !req