1. Come one, come all! Come on in!
You! Look at me when I'm talking to you!Copy !req
2. Don't walk away, you coward.Copy !req
3. Hello, children. Why aren't you spending
what little money your family hasCopy !req
4. at Wonder Wharf today?Copy !req
5. We're supposed to be handing out flyers,
but no one's biting,Copy !req
6. so, we were about to give them all
to our old friend Gary Trashcan.Copy !req
7. You guys,
we could give Mr. Fischoeder a flyer.Copy !req
8. Looks like he's got his hands fullCopy !req
9. with his own struggling business flyers,
right, buddy?Copy !req
10. What? Struggling?
The wharf isn't struggling.Copy !req
11. It's great.Copy !req
12. In fact,
we're giving the whole park a face-lift.Copy !req
13. And not the kind you give
to decrepit old businesses,Copy !req
14. but the kind you give to hot, sexy,
successful businesses.Copy !req
15. - You go, girl.
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
16. Here's three coupons for one ride each.Copy !req
17. We've reopened the Scream-i-cane.Copy !req
18. Same thrilling ride
without any lost limbs.Copy !req
19. - One hopes.
The Scream-i-cane!Copy !req
20. That's the idea. Yes!Copy !req
21. We'll take them.Copy !req
22. Hey, look.
I made a flower out of a napkin.Copy !req
23. Oh, yeah. Look at that.
That's great, honey.Copy !req
24. - I know it is.
- Wow. Not so busy today, huh, Bob?Copy !req
25. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
26. Hey, Mr. Fischoeder Number 2.Copy !req
27. Yeah, you can call me just Felix.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna call you Li'l Fish.Copy !req
29. Stop it! I don't like degrading nicknames!Copy !req
30. Now, if you'll allow me to introduce you
to my dirty, flirty little squeeze thing,Copy !req
31. Fanny, the 29-year-old girlfriend
that I have.Copy !req
32. I just bought seven bras.Copy !req
33. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
34. - Bob, I have a proposition for you.
- No.Copy !req
35. You haven't heard it.
How would you like...Copy !req
36. - I wouldn't.
- ... to see this run-down old townCopy !req
37. turn into a thriving now town?Copy !req
38. - No, thanks.
- Wait. What are you talking about?Copy !req
39. I am in the midst of negotiations
to sell Wonder WharfCopy !req
40. and build... high-end condos.Copy !req
41. It has a ring to it, right?Copy !req
42. - Condos?
- Condos.Copy !req
43. - Condos?
- Condos.Copy !req
44. - We talking about condos here?
- Wait a minute. Sell Wonder Wharf?Copy !req
45. What does Mr. Fischoeder say?Copy !req
46. He says no
because he's a big dumb wiener!Copy !req
47. He thinks he can fix that wharf
with a few "renovations"?Copy !req
48. Does putting a Band-Aid on a fart
make it go away?Copy !req
49. - That doesn't make sense.
- It does.Copy !req
50. I don't know.
Lot of memories on that wharf.Copy !req
51. I told Bobby I was pregnant with Louise
on the Ferris wheel.Copy !req
52. - He just kept screaming.
- I did.Copy !req
53. The wharf was where I won
my first black-light poster.Copy !req
54. Beginning of a lifelong love affair.Copy !req
55. The first body I ever worked on
washed up under the pier.Copy !req
56. Little Italian guy. Strangled.Copy !req
57. Aw, sweet.Copy !req
58. - You don't get it.
- What?Copy !req
59. They don't get it.Copy !req
60. High-end condos means rich people,
with money,Copy !req
61. which they will give to your businesses,
so, you can become rich.Copy !req
62. Well, when you put it that way, all right.
I love condos.Copy !req
63. - Yeah. Money, money, money.
- Rich, rich, rich.Copy !req
64. Hurray for money!Copy !req
65. Well, I don't see how we can help,
and I don't wanna help, so...Copy !req
66. Bob, I don't think
I've gotten through to you.Copy !req
67. - Take a look at your specials board.Copy !req
68. You think these people appreciate saffron?
Appreciate what you're doing here?Copy !req
69. What is saffron, Bobby?
Mort was asking. I already know.Copy !req
70. Is it like a food thing
or more of an attitude?Copy !req
71. What if, on the ground floor
of this condo development,Copy !req
72. there was an upscale burger place?Copy !req
73. You could call it Bob's Bistro
on the Beach With the Burgers.Copy !req
74. Ooh, là là. Hello, bonjour.Copy !req
75. - I could make that happen.
- Hmm.Copy !req
76. You've described a secret fantasy of mine.Copy !req
77. I mean, a nice restaurant,
upscale location...Copy !req
78. - I wouldn't name it that, but I'd like—
- Bob? Bob?Copy !req
79. Will you help me with something
in the bathroom?Copy !req
80. What? Um, no.
Felix, I don't wanna go, so...Copy !req
81. - And yet here I am pulling you.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
82. - Linda?
- Bye, Bobby.Copy !req
83. The Scream-i-cane.Copy !req
84. We're going on it.Copy !req
85. Or, hear me out, we don't go on it.Copy !req
86. Oh, interesting.Copy !req
87. I'll go on it, but only if you guys go
on the carousel with me after.Copy !req
88. I wanna go visit Mr. Goiter.Copy !req
89. You never forget your first horse love.Copy !req
90. Fine, we'll go
on the Scream-i-cane,Copy !req
91. then the boring carousel
with the freakish horseCopy !req
92. - with the lump on its neck.
- Yay.Copy !req
93. - Hey, burger babies.
Hey, Mickey.Copy !req
94. Three of your finest seats,
please, Mickey.Copy !req
95. Gee, sorry, Louise. You're too short.
I can't let you ride.Copy !req
96. Oh, too bad. Bye-bye.Copy !req
97. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey,
what's a couple inches between friends?Copy !req
98. Wouldn't be safe, and I also happen
to be up for Employee of the Month.Copy !req
99. We get our pick of the stuffed animals,
and I have my eyeCopy !req
100. on a banana wearing Bermuda shorts.Copy !req
101. - What?
- Louise, let's just go. Come on.Copy !req
102. Oh, I hope you're happy
with your shorts-wearing banana!Copy !req
103. Your only friend now, Mickey!Copy !req
104. - Enjoy the park.
- Don't talk to me!Copy !req
105. Oh, Felix also bought me these.Copy !req
106. - What?
- These. Blink, blink, blink.Copy !req
107. - Your eyeballs?
- The lashes.Copy !req
108. Oh, they're beautiful.Copy !req
109. - Yeah, they're weasel fur.
- I knew it.Copy !req
110. Oh, and when the condos go in,Copy !req
111. Felix is gonna build me
a recording studio.Copy !req
112. - What?
- Also a nightclub.Copy !req
113. I have a good voice.
I'm gonna sing at the nightclub.Copy !req
114. I love nightclubs and singing.Copy !req
115. - Sing me a song.
- Okay.Copy !req
116. She's gonna sing.Copy !req
117. - My God, I just almost started dancing.
- Thank you.Copy !req
118. Yes,Copy !req
119. Bob's Burgers on the Beach sounds nice,Copy !req
120. but I still don't see
what you need me for in all this.Copy !req
121. Also, I wish you weren't peeing right now.Copy !req
122. Look, Bob. God, I love this bathroom
I built for you. I just do.Copy !req
123. - Felix.
- Okay.Copy !req
124. I need you for a covert operation.Copy !req
125. Phase one:
you call Calvin with some reasonCopy !req
126. to get him away from the wharf
at 1 p.m. todayCopy !req
127. so I can take the developers around.Copy !req
128. Oh, God. I don't like phase one.Copy !req
129. Phase two: you work on him.
Convince him to sell.Copy !req
130. - Me work on him? Why me?
- He listens to you.Copy !req
131. You remind him of our father
for some reason.Copy !req
132. Maybe something about that arm hair.Copy !req
133. - He is always staring at it.
- Yeah. I understand why.Copy !req
134. It's exactly our papa's arm hair.Copy !req
135. That's pretty crazy. I—Copy !req
136. - Hi, Daddy.
- Um...Copy !req
137. Too short? I'm not too short. I'm perfect.Copy !req
138. Hey, I know what this gang needs,
a trip to merry-go-round town.Copy !req
139. What? "Carousel no longer in service"?Copy !req
140. "Newer, better, less boring ride
coming soon"?Copy !req
141. Let's take it down, fellas.Copy !req
142. Mr. Goiter!Copy !req
143. - Whoa. "Merry-go-down," am I right?
- Too soon.Copy !req
144. Please, Bob, just keep my brother away
from the wharf for a couple of hours,Copy !req
145. work your arm-hair magic on him,Copy !req
146. and you can have the beachfront restaurant
you've always wanted.Copy !req
147. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
148. This whole thing
doesn't seem completely right.Copy !req
149. Bob's Bistro on the Beach
With the Burgers.Copy !req
150. I still don't wanna name it that.Copy !req
151. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
152. Okay, deal.Copy !req
153. Why are you doing that?Copy !req
154. I was just thinking of something
from earlier today.Copy !req
155. Well, now I feel weird about thisCopy !req
156. - 'cause you're laughing like that.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
157. You're doing it again.Copy !req
158. - All right, come on, let's shake.Copy !req
159. Wonder Wharf is open for business.Copy !req
160. Hey, you, you don't look like
you have a job. Come in.Copy !req
161. No! You bastards!Copy !req
162. Whoa. I just got a weird feeling.Copy !req
163. Well, I didn't wash my hands,
so, it could be my pee-pee.Copy !req
164. Okay, so, you're telling me
that Felix gave you a covert missionCopy !req
165. to keep Mr. Fischoeder away
from the wharf for a couple hours...Copy !req
166. - Uh-huh.
- ... so Felix can take developers around,Copy !req
167. - get them interested...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
168. and while we've got him,
you have to somehow convince FischoederCopy !req
169. - to sell Wonder Wharf?
- Yup.Copy !req
170. And we get a restaurant on the beach
and get rich?Copy !req
171. - Yes.
- Great. Easy-peasy.Copy !req
172. - You think?
- Yeah.Copy !req
173. Aw, look at you, humble little burger man
deciding the fate of the whole town.Copy !req
174. - I'm not little.
- Little burger boy wonder.Copy !req
175. I'm gonna make you a T-shirt
that says that.Copy !req
176. - I won't wear it.
- You will.Copy !req
177. So, a lie to keep Mr. Fischoeder busy
for a few hours.Copy !req
178. - Ooh. I got an idea.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
179. Call him and tell him we're looking
to swing, see if he's into it.Copy !req
180. Um, no.Copy !req
181. - What? We're cute.
- Hmm.Copy !req
182. Oh. What about
Take Your Landlord to Lunch Day?Copy !req
183. We tell him it's
Take Your Landlord to Lunch Day?Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. - Hmm. He does like lunch.
- He loves lunch.Copy !req
186. - God, I'm hungry.
- Me, too. Let's eat first.Copy !req
187. Lady Big-Nose, no!Copy !req
188. - Ooh.
- Mr. Down-There-Hair!Copy !req
189. - Ooh!
- Henry Human-Feet!Copy !req
190. His feet were more human than mine!Copy !req
191. - Boss, I don't know what to do here.
- Listen, little girl.Copy !req
192. Mr. Fischoeder wants us
to take down the carousel.Copy !req
193. No one rides it anymore.Copy !req
194. Possibly because they're put off
by the deformed horses.Copy !req
195. - This one makes me a little sick.
- I don't care about your face-lift.Copy !req
196. - Nobody touches Mr. Goiter.
- He's a hideous delight.Copy !req
197. Oh. Oh, man. Tina, got an idea.
Be right back.Copy !req
198. Okay. Oh, no. Dr. Big-Butt!Copy !req
199. - Take Your Landlord to Lunch Day?
- Yup.Copy !req
200. And you want to go to King's Head Island?Copy !req
201. - It's your special day.Copy !req
202. Fanny, you wanna come to lunch?Copy !req
203. - Okay.
- Hop in.Copy !req
204. - Hi. Hi. How are you?
- Ooh, what'd you get?Copy !req
205. It's a skirt, but I'm gonna wear it
as a dress so you can see my butt.Copy !req
206. Butt-dress. I like it.Copy !req
207. Butt-Dress Butt-Dress-Ghali.Copy !req
208. Psst, Fanny, wanna hear a secret?Copy !req
209. - We're doing the plan.
- Hmm?Copy !req
210. Felix is planning to get Fischoeder
away from the wharf.Copy !req
211. Lin?
He doesn't have any idea.Copy !req
212. - He doesn't have a clue.
We can hear you.Copy !req
213. What? It's girl talk.Copy !req
214. They can't understand us.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
215. - Bob?
- Yes?Copy !req
216. There is no
Take Your Landlord to Lunch Day, is there?Copy !req
217. Oh, maybe they can understand us.
Little bit.Copy !req
218. Damn. I was really excited about it.Copy !req
219. - Landlords never get any fun stuff.
Aw.Copy !req
220. I just got a refill. What'd I miss?Copy !req
221. Well, the workers went on break,
so, I'm just taking a little breather.Copy !req
222. They're not on break.Copy !req
223. - They're right there.
- What?Copy !req
224. You said you were gonna sit
with your lunches and chat.Copy !req
225. We ran out of stuff to talk about.Copy !req
226. Well, I... How about, um,
like, what you did this weekend?Copy !req
227. Sorry, kid, but we gotta do this.Copy !req
228. Fine. Just let me say goodbye.
- Okay.Copy !req
229. - Nice bike lock.
- It's Teddy's.Copy !req
230. He was hoping it'd inspire him
to get a bike.Copy !req
231. - Tina.
- What?Copy !req
232. Put your head right there.Copy !req
233. Okay.Copy !req
234. - Hey!
- Oh.Copy !req
235. I wish I could've gotten
in a more comfortable position.Copy !req
236. - Now swallow the key.
- What is going on?Copy !req
237. And that's how you lock your sister
to a wooden horse.Copy !req
238. Yeah. Um, unrelated,Copy !req
239. does anyone have any water
or some pudding?Copy !req
240. So, as you can see,
incredible ocean viewsCopy !req
241. and a girl bike-locked to the carousel.Copy !req
242. What? I didn't say that.
Okay, snow cones on me.Copy !req
243. Go pick out your flavors, go crazy.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
244. Hi, how you doing? Greetings.Copy !req
245. Um, what are you doing?Copy !req
246. I've bike-locked myself to Mr. Goiter
to save him.Copy !req
247. - Yeah.
- Leave now, or I will make you leave.Copy !req
248. Oh, do you have the ability
to make 13-year-old girls poop out keys?Copy !req
249. He might. Don't look in his eyes.Copy !req
250. This guy's trying to make my sister poop!Copy !req
251. No, I am not.Copy !req
252. Girl-pooper! Girl-pooper!Copy !req
253. - Girl-pooper!
- Shut up!Copy !req
254. This is boarding school all over again!Copy !req
255. Boarding school sounds fun.Copy !req
256. So, Felix put you up to this, huh?Copy !req
257. Kidnapping me so he can show
his developers around my wharf parts?Copy !req
258. No... Yes.Copy !req
259. I wanna go shopping.
I want some new stuff.Copy !req
260. What? You can't just leave a kidnapping
to go shopping.Copy !req
261. This isn't Florida.Copy !req
262. Bye.Copy !req
263. So, you're probably mad.Copy !req
264. Not really. Doesn't matter.
I'm not going to sell, anyway, ever.Copy !req
265. - So, we might as well eat. Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
266. Oh, my God. I forgot my wallet.Copy !req
267. Ah. Imagine.Copy !req
268. Uh, you could cover and I'll get you back.
You wanna do that?Copy !req
269. Of course. Why wouldn't I pay
for my own kidnapping lunch?Copy !req
270. All right. Bob's Bistro on the Beach.Copy !req
271. Bob's Bistro on the Beach.
Here we go.Copy !req
272. Mr. Fischoeder, I know you said
you weren't gonna sell ever,Copy !req
273. but if you did sell the wharf, you could—Copy !req
274. I told you, Bob, it's off the table.Copy !req
275. Now, uh, what to talk about.Copy !req
276. What do you think of... loose women?Copy !req
277. - I like them.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
278. - Mr. Fischoeder...Copy !req
279. Uh-uh. Not interested.Copy !req
280. - Uh-uh.
- Okay, six?Copy !req
281. - Uh-uh.
- Okay, ten.Copy !req
282. Never mind. I'm not telling.Copy !req
283. You guys. Excuse me.Copy !req
284. There's no singing in here.Copy !req
285. - Oh, sorry.
- Thank you.Copy !req
286. - Sorry.
- Sorry. Terribly sorry.Copy !req
287. - Thank you.
- Got carried away.Copy !req
288. So, did you guys have fun?Copy !req
289. Uh, yeah.
We, uh, shared a moment. I think.Copy !req
290. Or maybe not.Copy !req
291. I don't know. This is a disaster.Copy !req
292. - Bob?
- Yeah?Copy !req
293. I don't know what it is about you,
you bushy-armed bastard.Copy !req
294. - Um...
- But you've convinced meCopy !req
295. to sell Wonder Wharf.Copy !req
296. Really? That's great.Copy !req
297. - Hooray!
- Hooray! All right!Copy !req
298. Have you ever tried brushing it
this way? Like this?Copy !req
299. - No, uh, but I will.
- It's a good look for you.Copy !req
300. Calvin, where have you been?
What have I been doing?Copy !req
301. Just, you know,
had myself kind of a chill-out day.Copy !req
302. You know, made a collage,
skipped a rock.Copy !req
303. Felix, listen, you can tell
your developers that I'll sell.Copy !req
304. Yah-mo be there!Copy !req
305. Let's start calling the lawyers.Copy !req
306. What's going on over at the wharf?Copy !req
307. - Oh, nothing, nothing.
- Lot of people.Copy !req
308. Are those news trucks?
- Don't worry about that.Copy !req
309. Look at me. Check this out. Here we go.Copy !req
310. Go down, my arms go back and forth,
I lift my leg up...Copy !req
311. Why have you locked yourself
to this horse, young lady?Copy !req
312. Well, um, he has a name. It's Mr. Goiter.Copy !req
313. Oh, there's my dad. Dad.Copy !req
314. They wanna destroy the carousel.
You have to help me stop them.Copy !req
315. Tina! Aw, you look so pretty for the news.Copy !req
316. Tina, I know you love the carousel,
but I have to tell you something.Copy !req
317. They're tearing down Wonder Wharf
to build condos.Copy !req
318. - No!Copy !req
319. Uh, you weren't supposed to hear that.Copy !req
320. It's for the best.
You understand, right, honey?Copy !req
321. Damn you all to hell!Copy !req
322. Yup, so... great.Copy !req
323. They're tearing down Wonder Wharf?Copy !req
324. What if I grow?
What rides am I gonna ride on now?Copy !req
325. Why even grow?Copy !req
326. And what do I do
with 10,000 Skee-Ball tickets?Copy !req
327. I've been saving up
for the Pontiac Solstice!Copy !req
328. Mr. Fischoeder, is this true?Copy !req
329. - Are you selling the Wharf?
- Uh, yes, it's—Copy !req
330. Calvin, Calvin. Can I take this one?Copy !req
331. Hi, I'm Felix Fischoeder,
the other "odor."Copy !req
332. Listen, once those wealthy condo owners
start patronizing your businesses,Copy !req
333. your disappointing, fruitless lives
will be full of fruit,Copy !req
334. because you will be rich enough
to buy fruit.Copy !req
335. Yeah. Sweet condo-people money.Copy !req
336. - That's right. That's right.
- That's right. That's right!Copy !req
337. - Let's get their money!
- All right!Copy !req
338. Hey, I know you got a lot going on here,
but here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
339. We're gonna cut out this pole,
pull you off with a forklift,Copy !req
340. and... eh, hopefully, it's safe.Copy !req
341. - What?
- What's happening? What's going on?Copy !req
342. - What is happening? What is happening?
- Tina!Copy !req
343. Well, at least Mr. Goiter's okay.Copy !req
344. - Tina, my precious baby angel!Copy !req
345. - Tina, are you all right?
- No, I'm not!Copy !req
346. First Mr. Fischoeder
wants to tear down the carousel,Copy !req
347. now you wanna tear down the whole wharf?Copy !req
348. This place means a lot to a lot of people!Copy !req
349. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
350. Okay, honey, you're hysterical.
It's all right. Come here. Mm.Copy !req
351. Mama's gonna hug you back to normal.
Come on.Copy !req
352. This park is like...
Like the heart of the town.Copy !req
353. Shush, shush, shush.Copy !req
354. Oh, my God. You're right. Tina's right.Copy !req
355. - I was gonna say all that stuff.
- You were?Copy !req
356. No, but you guys are getting so cliquish!Copy !req
357. - So, you convinced Mr. Fischoeder to sell?
- Yes.Copy !req
358. - To build condos? As in condominiums?
- Yes.Copy !req
359. Dad, I love you.Copy !req
360. But what were you thinking, you idiot?
Sorry. I love you.Copy !req
361. Oh, God, I gotta go talk to him.Copy !req
362. No! The condos! The money!
Hey, I got an idea, let's go get pretzels.Copy !req
363. Lin, I knew Felix was wrong,
but I let myself get talked into it.Copy !req
364. I gotta go fix this.Copy !req
365. Just be rational!Copy !req
366. - Linda. Linda, let go.Copy !req
367. Linda, stop it. You're hurting me.Copy !req
368. - Mom, let him go.
- Let him go, Mom.Copy !req
369. - Drag her off me.
- Don't do it.Copy !req
370. - Let him go.
- Don't you do it!Copy !req
371. Get her off!Copy !req
372. Nuts.Copy !req
373. Now, these condo people,Copy !req
374. what percentage of their income
would you say they spend on yarn?Copy !req
375. Oh, what a good question.
Roughly 45 percent.Copy !req
376. That's not very high.Copy !req
377. Hey, Mr. Fischoeder, could I speak to you
for a minute in private?Copy !req
378. Yes. Please.
These people keep talking to me.Copy !req
379. Uh, how about we go on a ride?Copy !req
380. I heard good things
about the Scream-i-cane.Copy !req
381. - Okay, what the hell.
We're going, too.Copy !req
382. I told you, no roller coasters!
The technology just isn't there yet!Copy !req
383. Now, here's a question for you.Copy !req
384. Who likes nightclubsCopy !req
385. with a Caribbean theme
and a 29-year-old singerCopy !req
386. who happens to be my girlfriend?Copy !req
387. It's me.Copy !req
388. Hey, Mr. Fischoeder.
You're looking rich today, sir.Copy !req
389. Hey, we're with the boss man, Mickey,
so, lay off!Copy !req
390. Yup, safety second,
that's what I always say.Copy !req
391. Stop us! Stop us!
You're terrible at your job!Copy !req
392. We appreciate your feedback.Copy !req
393. I'm gonna die,
and I never got to see Hall & Oates live!Copy !req
394. So, you can't sell the wharf.Copy !req
395. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
396. Great. Hey, I have some laundry here.Copy !req
397. Maybe I'll just throw it into you,
big fat washing-machine man.Copy !req
398. - What?
- 'Cause you're wishy-washy.Copy !req
399. You just convinced me to sell the wharf.Copy !req
400. Look, Mr. Fischoeder, I was wrong.
I got greedy.Copy !req
401. I don't feel good!Copy !req
402. Good!
Yeah!Copy !req
403. I got caught up in having this nice place
on the beach,Copy !req
404. selling burgers to... oh, God.
fancy rich people.Copy !req
405. Why did I think this would be
a good place to talk?Copy !req
406. 'Cause you're an idiot!Copy !req
407. Hmm. It always gets stuck here
on the big hill.Copy !req
408. And then the limbs come off.Copy !req
409. - Oh, God.
- Louise, is it over?Copy !req
410. Am I home on the couch
watching The Closer yet?Copy !req
411. - Yup.Copy !req
412. This episode takes place
on the Scream-i-cane!Copy !req
413. Wow. It's beautiful.Copy !req
414. - Are you going to try to kiss me?
- What?Copy !req
415. Well, you used to be straight,
but who knows with Mr. Flippy-Floppy?Copy !req
416. Mr. Fischoeder, listen.Copy !req
417. I thought I wanted nice things,
but I don't even like nice things.Copy !req
418. I mean, look at this shirt.
This is my favorite shirt.Copy !req
419. Ooh. That is so sad.Copy !req
420. Look, those condos would make us
like everywhere else.Copy !req
421. The wharf is the heart of the town.
It's what makes this place special.Copy !req
422. I mean, sure, it's run-down,
it's really seedy,Copy !req
423. it's kind of dirty,
they don't pick up the garbage.Copy !req
424. - Hmm.
- But it's also great.Copy !req
425. Hmm.Copy !req
426. So, are they gonna chopper us
out of here or—Copy !req
427. Oh, God, off. Yes, off.Copy !req
428. We did it! I lived!Copy !req
429. I knew that rules didn't apply to me.
I knew it.Copy !req
430. Whew. My pants are moist but not wet.
Oh, that part's wet.Copy !req
431. It's been a long time
since I've been on a ride.Copy !req
432. They're wonderful.Copy !req
433. Papa always said people
like things that go up and downCopy !req
434. and side to side
and jiggle all their stuff around.Copy !req
435. - Mother sewed that on a pillow.
- That's nice.Copy !req
436. I'm never selling Wonder Wharf.Copy !req
437. - What?
- Never.Copy !req
438. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you saying?Copy !req
439. I'm not ever selling this wharf.Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. - No, no, no!
- Damn it!Copy !req
442. - Linda.
- What?Copy !req
443. - I'm going on again.
- Me, too.Copy !req
444. And here I come, too.Copy !req
445. Clop, clop, clop.Copy !req
446. - Felix, what about my nightclub?
- Fanny, Fanny, Fanny...Copy !req
447. - No. You're not getting any of this.Copy !req
448. Or this.
- What?Copy !req
449. - Thanks for saving the town, Dad.
- You're welcome, Tina.Copy !req
450. - Thanks for reminding me what's important.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
451. - Hey, have you ever pooped out a key?
- No. Um... dice.Copy !req
452. Hmm. Well, okay, I'll figure it out.Copy !req
453. - So, we really did it, huh?
- Well, I did it. You almost blew it.Copy !req
454. Yeah, but then I brought it all home,
kind of heroically.Copy !req
455. - Not to pat myself on the back, but—
- Felix. There you are.Copy !req
456. Uh, sorry. I realized what you were trying
to do was horribly wrong and—Copy !req
457. Is that a gun?Copy !req
458. Yup, it sure is.
It's where I keep my bullets.Copy !req
459. - Okay, well, I'm going to head out.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
460. Oh, he's doing that laugh.Copy !req
461. - I don't like that.
- No.Copy !req
462. Are you thinking of something funny
from earlier today?Copy !req
463. - No! I'm laughing maniacally!
- Okey-dokey.Copy !req
464. Glad you like this rotten old wharf
so much,Copy !req
465. 'cause it's where they're going to find
your rotten old bodies.Copy !req
466. Hey, hey.
I don't think you have a rotten old body.Copy !req
467. Um, I think he's talking
to both of us, right?Copy !req
468. No, no, no. Can't be.Copy !req
469. - You're the old one. Look at your face.
- What?Copy !req
470. Shut up!
You're both old and you're both gonna die.Copy !req
471. - Oh, so, you did mean both of us.
- Yeah.Copy !req
472. - Quiet, please.Copy !req