1. That's weird. Someone took
the mop part off this mop.Copy !req
2. Oh, my God. No!Copy !req
3. Sorry, Dad, I took it.
I'm going out for cheerleader,Copy !req
4. I needed some practice pom-poms.Copy !req
5. Oh, Gene, for my other pom-pom,
I borrowed your Rasta wig.Copy !req
6. Not cool, mon. It's okay.Copy !req
7. So, Tina, you're going out
for cheerleader!Copy !req
8. - That's exciting.
- Yeah. At wrestling matches,Copy !req
9. cheerleaders are only 10 feet
from the action.Copy !req
10. When things get sweaty,
that's the splash zone.Copy !req
11. I don't know. Isn't cheerleading
kind of, well, silly?Copy !req
12. Plus, do you really wanna
get splashed by that?Copy !req
13. - Yes. Don't you?
- Oh.Copy !req
14. What are you talking about?
Cheerleaders help the team winCopy !req
15. by jumping around
and touching their toes,Copy !req
16. and asking if you're ready,
and then they say, "Okay!"Copy !req
17. And they whip the crowd
into a frenzy by spelling words.Copy !req
18. W-O-R-D-S! Words!Copy !req
19. Lin, you're talking
like you were a cheerleader.Copy !req
20. What? I was!Copy !req
21. Well, my best friend Monica was.
So I was right there in the entourage.Copy !req
22. People were like,
"Let's go to cheerleader practice."Copy !req
23. And I would be like,
"Okay, I'll drive you."Copy !req
24. Tryouts are today.
I didn't want to tell you guysCopy !req
25. till I felt ready,
so I've been practicing in my closet.Copy !req
26. Tina, do you really think
you're the cheerleader type?Copy !req
27. Bob, be supportive.Copy !req
28. What cheer you gonna do for the tryout?Copy !req
29. Let's go, ignite,
the Wagstaff team is dynamite.Copy !req
30. - Okay, we're ready. Let's hear you do it.
- I just did it.Copy !req
31. - Oh. Of course you did.
- Oh.Copy !req
32. Tina, honey,
if you don't make it, it's okay.Copy !req
33. In fact, sometimes cheerleaders
are not the nicest people.Copy !req
34. - What?
- My friend Monica, one time,Copy !req
35. she ditched me at the food court
to hang out with the other cheerleaders.Copy !req
36. I had so many free samples
of sesame chicken,Copy !req
37. I can't eat it to this day.Copy !req
38. - You ate sesame chicken last night, Lin.
- I know, but I didn't like it.Copy !req
39. Damn you, Monica!Copy !req
40. Oh, my God. Okay. Gene, Louise,Copy !req
41. why don't you go
to tryouts to support Tina?Copy !req
42. I'm sure she could use it.Copy !req
43. - Okay.
- No way. I'm busy.Copy !req
44. By the way, with a cartwheel,
are your hands or your faceCopy !req
45. supposed to touch the ground first?Copy !req
46. Actually, I'll make time.Copy !req
47. We are the Whalers!Copy !req
48. It's true!Copy !req
49. We're gonna sink our hooks in you!Copy !req
50. Whalers!Copy !req
51. Oh, God.Copy !req
52. Great job.Copy !req
53. I hate cheerleading.
- Her pom-poms make me want to vom-vom.Copy !req
54. She's in my math class
and she makes me sad.Copy !req
55. I scored her a 4.7.Copy !req
56. We don't have a point system.Copy !req
57. - I use a personal point system.
- Oh, great. Next!Copy !req
58. Hi, I'm Tina.Copy !req
59. Tina! Go, Tina!Copy !req
60. Tina's a wee-na!Copy !req
61. Let's go, ignite,
the Wagstaff team is dynamite.Copy !req
62. Now the big finish.Copy !req
63. Ow!Copy !req
64. I'm okay. I just bit my tongue.Copy !req
65. Nailed it!Copy !req
66. Whoo!Copy !req
67. Tina, Tina, Tina!Copy !req
68. He's got spirit. I hear it.Copy !req
69. Okay, I'm done.Copy !req
70. Gene's the Belcher
we should get on the squad.Copy !req
71. Wait, I'm the Yell King here,
and I got the guy stuff handled.Copy !req
72. I mean, is this a cheer squad
or a male revue?Copy !req
73. - Let's chat with Gene.
- Oh.Copy !req
74. - But Tina was the one that was trying out.
- That's okay, Gene.Copy !req
75. - At least I didn't embarrass myself.
- I don't even understand her.Copy !req
76. Gene, what do you say?
Are you in or are you in?Copy !req
77. I don't know.
I've got a lot going on after school.Copy !req
78. Clearly. I'm surprised
he even made time for us today.Copy !req
79. You'd have to offer me
something pretty sweetCopy !req
80. to compete
with my afternoon bath 'n' snack.Copy !req
81. Well, there's attention, popularity...Copy !req
82. Got it, don't need it.Copy !req
83. - Silk cheer shorts.
- I'm in.Copy !req
84. Yay! Gene's a cheerleader!Copy !req
85. The prophecy has been fulfilled!Copy !req
86. Bob, here come the kids.
I'm sure Tina got bad news.Copy !req
87. Just don't overreact.Copy !req
88. Why would I overreact?
I'm the one who thinksCopy !req
89. - cheerleading is silly.
- Listen, you can be a little insensitive.Copy !req
90. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
91. Tina flew too close to the floor
and hit her face on it. Swollen tongue.Copy !req
92. It was so much easier in my closet.Copy !req
93. Oh, my God, sweetie. Your poor tongue.Copy !req
94. Who cares if you didn't make
dumb old cheerleader, right?Copy !req
95. You know what? They can—Copy !req
96. Oh, my God!
Gene's a cheerleader! He's a jo—Copy !req
97. Bob, Gene's a cheerleader!Copy !req
98. So, Mom doesn't seem to care.Copy !req
99. Oh, God, how'd this crazy,
wonderful thing happen to us?Copy !req
100. Shh.Copy !req
101. Just take it in.Copy !req
102. I'm a cheerleader mom!
Oh, I can't stand it!Copy !req
103. Um, obviously your mom is very proud.Copy !req
104. Just like she's proud and sensitive
about all you kids.Copy !req
105. - Right, Lin?
- What?Copy !req
106. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, Tina.
You want to suck on a bagCopy !req
107. - of frozen peas or something?
- Yeah, that might help.Copy !req
108. I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
Come here, Gene, oh, Gene!Copy !req
109. Oh, let me wear your jacket!Copy !req
110. Oh, no, it's too small
let me put it on my shoulder.Copy !req
111. - Look at it on my shoulder.
- Jeez, Tina, that looks bad.Copy !req
112. The nurse said the swelling will go down
in a couple days.Copy !req
113. I'm not really getting what you just said.Copy !req
114. - I said the nurse said...
- Still not getting it.Copy !req
115. - The nurse at school said...
- You know what Tina needs? An interpreter.Copy !req
116. - An interpreter?
- Oh, how about me? I'll do it.Copy !req
117. - I'll be your interpreter.
- No.Copy !req
118. - I'm hearing "Yes."
- No.Copy !req
119. - "Yes," we got that. "Yes."
- No.Copy !req
120. - And she says "Yes." And she says "Yes."
- No. No.Copy !req
121. - And she says "Yes."
- Well, looks like you've worked it out.Copy !req
122. Listen up. We're all here
because we wanted this more than anything.Copy !req
123. Except me, I wanted to advise Drama.Copy !req
124. But no, Ms. LaBonz got Drama,
and I got sis-boom-blah!Copy !req
125. Stop yelling.Copy !req
126. Anyway, what I am going to do
is inject drama into cheerleading,Copy !req
127. - with you as my stars!
- Mm?Copy !req
128. Gene, you're the new kid. The raw rookie.
Still breaking in your cheer shorts.Copy !req
129. - Your arch rival is Todd.
- He is?Copy !req
130. Yeah, the bitter, boozy old Yell King.Copy !req
131. And, Todd, you hate Gene.
He threatens everything you are!Copy !req
132. - Already there.
- What about the rest of us?Copy !req
133. I don't know, let's go around.
Who do you hate?Copy !req
134. Mm, I feel that I hate Jocelyn,
because I'm the hot one,Copy !req
135. - and she's the not one.
- Whatever.Copy !req
136. Tammy farts when anyone lifts her
and it's gross!Copy !req
137. - Only when someone lifts me wrong.
- Let's go with the Gene-Todd thing.Copy !req
138. You'll never be more
than the bottom of my pyramid.Copy !req
139. I'm here to cheer. Get used to it!Copy !req
140. So, as Tina's official interpreter,Copy !req
141. I'm gonna have my hands pretty full,
and that means no homework,Copy !req
142. - unfortunately.
- I don't know, Louise.Copy !req
143. Frankly, this sounds like
a scheme to miss class.Copy !req
144. - Yeah, I think so, too.
- What's she saying?Copy !req
145. - Oh, she said she needs me.
- I didn't say that.Copy !req
146. And "I have a disability,Copy !req
147. - you insensitive creep.
- What—Copy !req
148. Give me Louise or I will haul
your white ass into court!"Copy !req
149. Okay, okay, okay! Settle down, Tina!Copy !req
150. Whoa, you're upsetting her.Copy !req
151. - I've never seen her this angry.
- I—Copy !req
152. - Tell her I'm sorry.
- She can hear.Copy !req
153. Oh. I— Sorry.Copy !req
154. So you like the new you?
Twice the spunk, half the junk.Copy !req
155. But you're not really interpreting.Copy !req
156. - Hi, Tina.
- Hi, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
157. You look handsome today.Copy !req
158. Yeah, she said, "Keep walking, dance man.
Take a hint and a breath mint."Copy !req
159. - All right, that is really harsh.
- Wow. Okay, Tina. Be that way.Copy !req
160. - The claws are out, huh?
- Goodbye.Copy !req
161. That's it!Copy !req
162. Louise, you are not
my interpreter anymore!Copy !req
163. - You're fired!
- Okay, so,Copy !req
164. if you're trying to play hard to get,
it worked.Copy !req
165. - You want to go out Friday?
- Okay, you can be my interpreter.Copy !req
166. W-A-G-S-T-A-double-F!Copy !req
167. Wagstaff!Copy !req
168. Gene, shoulder lift Tammy!Copy !req
169. Well, don't squeeze, newbie!Copy !req
170. Don't breathe in, you'll die!Copy !req
171. That hasn't been proven 100 percent.Copy !req
172. Gene, two-man pyramid! Now!Copy !req
173. - Whalers!
- Great, Todd, re-hydrate.Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. Oh, no! That's my funny bone!Copy !req
176. Which is what I call my penis!
You're hurting it!Copy !req
177. We're number one!Copy !req
178. Also I have to go number one.
Cheer break!Copy !req
179. Hurry back. Gene, now's your chance
to dramatically step in for Todd.Copy !req
180. I've been pumping him full of sport drink
just so he would leave!Copy !req
181. Oh, my God, I don't know if I'm ready!Copy !req
182. You're ready!
You have a cheer fire inside youCopy !req
183. - and it's burning its way out!
- Okay.Copy !req
184. Squad, follow my lead!Copy !req
185. You can do it if you try!
Come on, Zeke, pin your guy!Copy !req
186. He's gonna taste the sweet defeat
When he sniffs your feet and seat!Copy !req
187. Cheer fire!Copy !req
188. Hey, the crowd's getting into it.Copy !req
189. I'm getting pinned!Copy !req
190. Oh, crap, I lost. I hate that!Copy !req
191. Look at Gene. Look at what he's done.Copy !req
192. Give me that! What did you do?Copy !req
193. What did you do? Just pee?Copy !req
194. - That's right.
- Like a coward with a doodle?Copy !req
195. He doodled. He doodled!Copy !req
196. I didn't doodle, he doodled!
I wouldn't— Gene, Todd, please!Copy !req
197. There's a simple and dramatic way
to handle this.Copy !req
198. A head-to-head competition
in a public placeCopy !req
199. with high stakes and arbitrary rules.Copy !req
200. - Oh, my God, he's talking about a...
- Cheer battle!Copy !req
201. - I knew it, I knew it!Copy !req
202. Freestyle rules.Copy !req
203. Last cheerleader standing
is the King of the Yells.Copy !req
204. It could go either way!Copy !req
205. I know who's gonna win.Copy !req
206. Your name is Gene,
you've got heart and soul.Copy !req
207. I even like your haircut,
but, hey, where is the bowl?Copy !req
208. Oh, no, I did that!Copy !req
209. Gene got bowl trolled.Copy !req
210. Okay, not bad. But here's the deal.Copy !req
211. I mopped up your spit,
I rinsed out your towels,Copy !req
212. and when I hear you cheer,
I evacuate my bowels!Copy !req
213. Boom!Copy !req
214. Well, you've got no physique,Copy !req
215. you're kind of round.Copy !req
216. You make not very good mouth sounds.Copy !req
217. - Hmm. Kind of a thinker.
- Good job, Todd.Copy !req
218. That was on the money.Copy !req
219. Who said that?Copy !req
220. Your rhymes are meh, your logic is flawed.Copy !req
221. If you're the Yell King,
then I'm the Yell God!Copy !req
222. Oh! I think that was a death blow.Copy !req
223. I just got chills.Copy !req
224. No, no, no. Just give me it. Um—Copy !req
225. You think you're smart, but you're stupid.Copy !req
226. Your cheers are just...Copy !req
227. Flivvity flovity flupid.Copy !req
228. Ska dee ba doo.Copy !req
229. That's not cheering, that's scatting.Copy !req
230. Get out of here, Steven Tyler!Copy !req
231. I give up!Copy !req
232. We have a new Yell King!Copy !req
233. Yeah!Copy !req
234. Todd, time to plot your revenge!Copy !req
235. Okay, here's your lunch, girls.Copy !req
236. Oh, Tina, for your lunch,
I smoothied a tuna fish sandwich.Copy !req
237. That sounds terrible.Copy !req
238. "Yum! I love you, Mom.
Make this every day."Copy !req
239. Oh, and, Gene, here's your lunch, honey.Copy !req
240. Peppyroni Pizza, Chicken Pom Pom-adoraCopy !req
241. and a Cheer-liter of soda.Copy !req
242. That's about 10,000 calories
of cheer puns.Copy !req
243. Thanks, Mom. Bye.Copy !req
244. - G!
- What?Copy !req
245. I was giving you a G.
You looked like you wanted one. G!Copy !req
246. Okay.Copy !req
247. - E! N! E! Gene!
- Oh, my God, Lin.Copy !req
248. Well, I— I got to be going.Copy !req
249. - Look, Gene, I can do a herkie.
- Ow.Copy !req
250. - Lin, just let Gene go to school.
- Sorry. No, let me do it again.Copy !req
251. - Bye, Mom!
- I can do it better.Copy !req
252. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
253. I love you,
my perfect little cheerleader baby!Copy !req
254. - Hey, Tina.
- Hey, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
255. "Hey, idiot."Copy !req
256. I love it when she's mean.
So have you thought aboutCopy !req
257. - where you wanna go Friday night?
- Wherever you want to go.Copy !req
258. She says, "Pie in the Sky,
the revolving dessert restaurantCopy !req
259. - at the top of the Spinnaker Hotel."
- She didn't say all that.Copy !req
260. - You're right, I didn't.
- "Yes, I did say all that."Copy !req
261. - No.
- Listen, it's not my first choiceCopy !req
262. either, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
263. Wait, you're coming, too?Copy !req
264. Yeah, I have to. It's work.Copy !req
265. When her lips are flappin',
I can't be nappin'.Copy !req
266. - You don't have to go.
- What'd she say?Copy !req
267. She said bring a lot of money,
because we're gonna eat a lot of pie.Copy !req
268. Oh, man, I guess I could sell my bike.Copy !req
269. She's worth it!Copy !req
270. - Super toe-touch, Tammy.Copy !req
271. Great buckets, Jocelyn.Copy !req
272. You! Nice job with the whatever that is.Copy !req
273. Todd, pal, how you doing
combing out those pom-poms?Copy !req
274. - Still some tangles.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
275. You're doing a great job
with the squad, Gene.Copy !req
276. Gene is ripe for a fall,
and you're the one who can do it, Todd.Copy !req
277. You mean work really hard
on my cheering so that one day—Copy !req
278. - Yeah, that's it, Todd. No, get dirty!
- So you want me to get dirty?Copy !req
279. No, that's not what we do here. Get dirty!Copy !req
280. Yeah, I'm gonna get dirty.Copy !req
281. So, I lost my wrestling match
because of Gene's cheerleading?Copy !req
282. He got the crowd on his side, Zeke,
not your side.Copy !req
283. Yeah, the crowd perked up,
and next thing you knew,Copy !req
284. the other guy's nad was in my eye.Copy !req
285. If only someone could convince Gene
to quit the squad.Copy !req
286. - Do what?
- Maybe someone who had some muscle.Copy !req
287. Oh, I think I see
where you're going with this.Copy !req
288. Yup, yup.Copy !req
289. I'm gonna tickle you.
I'm gonna tickle you.Copy !req
290. Wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going with this?Copy !req
291. Oh.Copy !req
292. - Hang on, don't fall.
- What's that?Copy !req
293. It's a surprise for Gene.Copy !req
294. I designed a cheer stunt for his squad.Copy !req
295. He's gonna love it.Copy !req
296. Uh, do you think with Gene you're being
just a little suck-uppy?Copy !req
297. Suck-uppy?Copy !req
298. I am not a suck up,
and I don't play favorites with my kids.Copy !req
299. I love them all,
even the ones who aren't special.Copy !req
300. Okay, it's just that—
Are you wearing a cheerleading skirt?Copy !req
301. No. It's something I picked up
at the thrift store.Copy !req
302. It's a regular short pleated skirt
with stripes on it.Copy !req
303. In royal blue. With a picture of a Viking.Copy !req
304. It's comfortable. Go team.Copy !req
305. Was that a cheer?Copy !req
306. - No. Why would I cheer?Copy !req
307. Ugh. My pep is pooped.Copy !req
308. All I want to do is eat a huge dinner
and go straight to bedCopy !req
309. and get up later for my 1 a.m.
cheese plateCopy !req
310. and then right back to bed.Copy !req
311. Gene, come look at my cheer stunt.Copy !req
312. Six cheerleaders sit piggyback
on each other in a tower.Copy !req
313. And then they all roll at once
in a giant cartwheel.Copy !req
314. Whoops, whoops.
No, don't— don't worry about that.Copy !req
315. Look, I made a flip book
out of a sticky pad.Copy !req
316. Whoo, ah.Copy !req
317. - I call it the Pig Wheel. Get it? Huh?
- Ugh.Copy !req
318. So you like it?Copy !req
319. That's a great idea on planet Crazy Cheer.Copy !req
320. We'd all die!Copy !req
321. No, no, look at the flip book.Copy !req
322. It's crazy, and you're driving me crazy!Copy !req
323. What? I'm just being
part of your cheerleading.Copy !req
324. You're not a cheerleader,
and you never will be!Copy !req
325. Oh, I knew it!Copy !req
326. You're just like Monica!Copy !req
327. I hope so, because Monica sounds great!Copy !req
328. I wish I could have cheered with her.Copy !req
329. You.Copy !req
330. Forget dinner. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
331. But I'll still be up for the cheese plate.Copy !req
332. And we better not be out of toast points!Copy !req
333. - Lin? You okay?Copy !req
334. Gene's not my favorite anymore!Copy !req
335. I'll go make his cheese plate.Copy !req
336. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
337. This is a warning.Copy !req
338. You quit cheerleading
or I'm coming back for the other nurple!Copy !req
339. Why?Copy !req
340. Why?Copy !req
341. Also, this isn't Zeke.Copy !req
342. This is someone else.Copy !req
343. And you can't tell who,Copy !req
344. because I'm wearing a jockstrap
across my face.Copy !req
345. Got to go. Got math. Quit the squad.Copy !req
346. Look at this nurple. It's purple.Copy !req
347. Well, I didn't do it.Copy !req
348. Well, someone did.Copy !req
349. All I know is it wasn't Zeke.Copy !req
350. - I guess you're quitting. Keep in touch.
- I'll never quit or keep in touch.Copy !req
351. Everyone quiet.Copy !req
352. I have a dramatic announcement.Copy !req
353. As a joke, I submitted a tape
of this squadCopy !req
354. to the state cheer association.Copy !req
355. This morning, I got a call.Copy !req
356. Is that the announcement.Copy !req
357. - Or is there—
- Shh. I was pausing for effect!Copy !req
358. You've been selected
for Regional Cheer FinalsCopy !req
359. on King's Head Island!Copy !req
360. We made the finals!Copy !req
361. Oh, my God, finals.Copy !req
362. I didn't even know about them,
but now we're going!Copy !req
363. It's tomorrow, and you need a new,
groundbreaking, original routine.Copy !req
364. Don't look at me. I'm busy!Copy !req
365. What?
Oh, my God, that's, like, impossible.Copy !req
366. To win in finals,
we'd have to be ahead of our time.Copy !req
367. Or be from ahead of our time.Copy !req
368. - What?
- We could be cheer-bots.Copy !req
369. In robot costumes with robot cheer moves.Copy !req
370. Beep bop boop.Copy !req
371. We will use our laser beam
to annihilate your team.Copy !req
372. That is... I can't make up my mind.
It's either genius or crap.Copy !req
373. - It's crap.
- Todd hates it.Copy !req
374. That means it's genius.Copy !req
375. Cheer-bots.Copy !req
376. Cheer-bots. Cheer-bots.Copy !req
377. Mom, Dad. Come on, I can't be late.Copy !req
378. This is the regional finals!Copy !req
379. All right, keep your shorts on,
Short Circuit.Copy !req
380. Lin, come on. Be nice.Copy !req
381. Sorry, Bob. Still kind of miffed at Gene.Copy !req
382. Frankly, I'd rather be with Tina
on her big date at Pie in the Sky.Copy !req
383. Poor Louise. She's probably feeling
like a third wheel right about now.Copy !req
384. Look at me!Copy !req
385. The world is literally revolving
around me,Copy !req
386. Okay, we have the pie-stravaganza
party platter and three forks.Copy !req
387. Thank you, thank you,
and that's my backup fork.Copy !req
388. Can I get some water?Copy !req
389. She said, "We are barely revolving."Copy !req
390. Let's turn this lazy Susan
into a crazy Susan, okay?Copy !req
391. Um, it revolves at a speed that's designed
for the comfort of our diners,Copy !req
392. so we can't really—Copy !req
393. Jimmy, he wants 10 bucks. Grease him.Copy !req
394. Oh, God, okay.Copy !req
395. Oh, I'll talk to my pals
in the engine room.Copy !req
396. We want pies flying off the table, buddy.Copy !req
397. Oh!Copy !req
398. - You feel that?
- Not really.Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
400. Lovebirds, hold on to your nests.Copy !req
401. So, Lin, when cheerleaders compete,
who cheers for them?Copy !req
402. Football players?Copy !req
403. - What?
- I was making a joke.Copy !req
404. - Bob, I don't believe this.
- What?Copy !req
405. Hello, Monica. It's Linda.Copy !req
406. Linda, I...Copy !req
407. No. No, I'm going first, Monica.Copy !req
408. You hurt me a long time ago.Copy !req
409. But you can't hurt me anymore, missy.Copy !req
410. - I'm so sorry. I don't remember you.
- Ooh, that hurts.Copy !req
411. Ooh, that hurts. Oh, it hurts.Copy !req
412. Oh! Linda from high school.Copy !req
413. Do you have a child competing here?Copy !req
414. Yeah, that's my son Gene down there.Copy !req
415. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
416. He looks just like you.Copy !req
417. Well, he acts just like you.Copy !req
418. - A cold, unfeeling, dead-inside cheer-bot.
- Oh.Copy !req
419. So, hey, I'm Bob.Copy !req
420. Guys, I think we got this thing.Copy !req
421. Yeah. We go on last,
and so far there hasn't been anything,Copy !req
422. half as good as Cheer-Bots
from the Year 2525.Copy !req
423. And now, Melvin Laird
Middle School presentsCopy !req
424. the robot cheer team from the future.Copy !req
425. Beep, boop, gleep, glorp.Copy !req
426. Beep, boop, gleep, glorp.Copy !req
427. Melvin Laird stole our routine!Copy !req
428. Those are our semi-erotic robotics,
and Melvin Laird stole them.Copy !req
429. Or someone here leaked it to them.Copy !req
430. - Who would do that?
- Who would do like that?Copy !req
431. Give up? It was me!Copy !req
432. - What?
- Why, Mr. Ambrose? Why?Copy !req
433. Because having your cheers stolen
before you perform is incredibly dramatic.Copy !req
434. Now you really have to scramble.Copy !req
435. You are the worst cheer adviser.Copy !req
436. Someone burp me.Copy !req
437. Is that weird?Copy !req
438. I really need it.Copy !req
439. Louise, let's go already.Copy !req
440. "Louise, more pie?"Copy !req
441. I may throw up, but let's roll the dice.Copy !req
442. No. Stop interpreting.Copy !req
443. This whole date has been about you,
not me.Copy !req
444. Jimmy Jr., I don't know
if you can understand me,Copy !req
445. but this is the date I wanted.Copy !req
446. We'd watch a movie, probably 27 Dresses,Copy !req
447. then we'd walk along the beach at low tideCopy !req
448. and find a cozy place to sit
in the kelp and kiss.Copy !req
449. I heard every word, Tina.Copy !req
450. That's the same date I wanted, too.Copy !req
451. Except that movie,
I've seen it three times.Copy !req
452. So, that's 81 dresses total.Copy !req
453. I'm gonna be honest.
I can't really understand either of you.Copy !req
454. Oh, now I'm definitely gonna be sick.Copy !req
455. It's okay.
No one's gonna know who did that.Copy !req
456. Guys, huddle up.Copy !req
457. Maybe it's enough that we're robots
from a different year in the future.Copy !req
458. - Right?
- It's not.Copy !req
459. It's over.Copy !req
460. There's one thing we can try.Copy !req
461. It's called The Pig Wheel.Copy !req
462. It's never been accomplished
before except by stick figures.Copy !req
463. I don't want to be "that guy,"
but if we do that,Copy !req
464. we're all gonna die a tragic death
in front of our families.Copy !req
465. Stop, no, I never meant it
to come to this. It's too risky.Copy !req
466. Do it. Do it!Copy !req
467. The person at the bottom might be crushed.Copy !req
468. I volunteer.Copy !req
469. No, Gene. We had our problems,
but your passion and charismaCopy !req
470. are the reason we're even here.Copy !req
471. You deserve the top.Copy !req
472. I'll be the bottom.Copy !req
473. Then I went to college
on a cheerleading scholarship.Copy !req
474. I even was a professional cheerleader
for a while.Copy !req
475. My life turned out great, too.Copy !req
476. I get all the hamburgers I want for free.Copy !req
477. - And french fries. Show her, Bob.
- Show her what?Copy !req
478. Well, sometimes you got french fries
in your pockets.Copy !req
479. No, I don't. I do—Copy !req
480. Oh, wait, there is one.Copy !req
481. Um, I don't know how that got there.
Well, I'll eat it.Copy !req
482. It's pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
483. Pretty cool!Copy !req
484. Let's hear it for Melvin Laird.Copy !req
485. That routine definitely computes.Copy !req
486. Now up, Wagstaff!Copy !req
487. Hey, what the heck is that?Copy !req
488. - I shouldn't have been on the bottom.
- My God, they're doing my Pig Wheel.Copy !req
489. I'm a cheerleader!Copy !req
490. Yay, Gene. You're my favorite again!Copy !req
491. Mama loves you, baby!Copy !req
492. Lin, this is crazy. Gene is way up there.Copy !req
493. - There's no way that's safe.
- Whoo!Copy !req
494. Okay, everybody, now we're gonna roll
in a big wheel.Copy !req
495. We go on my count.Copy !req
496. One, two...Copy !req
497. - That wasn't me.Copy !req
498. - Oh, no.
- They're gonna fall. Gene.Copy !req
499. I'll catch you. I'll catch you.Copy !req
500. So many knees and elbows!Copy !req
501. Get off! Get off! Get off!Copy !req
502. Thanks, Mr. Ambrose.Copy !req
503. That was really, really sweet.Copy !req
504. Mr. Ambrose, you saved us. Why?Copy !req
505. Because five minutes ago,
I started to really care about you kids.Copy !req
506. What a twist.Copy !req
507. The jaded cheer advisor
has a heart of gold.Copy !req
508. Well, we still lost.Copy !req
509. Todd, if the judges saw what I saw,
you're gonna win.Copy !req
510. - So, last place.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
511. And you got a trophy.Copy !req
512. - You get a trophy for last place?
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. - At least no one was killed.
Nope.Copy !req
514. So, that's also good.Copy !req
515. I don't care if I'm okay. Carry me off!Copy !req
516. It's more dramatic!Copy !req
517. Sorry, I said you weren't
a cheerleader, Mom.Copy !req
518. I'm sorry, too, Gene.Copy !req
519. I was trying to cheerlead through you.Copy !req
520. And I still am.Copy !req
521. Here's a new stunt, a pyramid of kids
with a kid on topCopy !req
522. spinning another kid around
like a windmill.Copy !req
523. Go on.Copy !req
524. I call it The Daffy Dutchman.Copy !req
525. - Stop.
- Let's give it a shot right now.Copy !req
526. Squad. Mom, walk us through it.Copy !req
527. - No.
- Ready. Okay.Copy !req
528. No.Copy !req
529. Man. Are we ever gonna get the check?Copy !req
530. Oh, hey, look. Here comes my vomit again.Copy !req
531. Hi, vomit.Copy !req
532. We got spirit on our team.Copy !req
533. That's great!Copy !req
534. You got spirit on your team.Copy !req
535. That's great!Copy !req
536. Fight. Fight.Copy !req
537. W-O-R-D-S.Copy !req
538. Words.Copy !req
539. B-O-B-S B-U-R-G-E-R-S.Copy !req
540. Bob's Burgers best.Copy !req
541. Are you ready to eat?Copy !req