1. Low tide is great.Copy !req
2. The ocean is just giving this stuff away?Copy !req
3. If you see any bottles,
check for a romantic message inside.Copy !req
4. I call dibs on any hook hands or peg legs.Copy !req
5. Hey, what do you think this is?Copy !req
6. It smells disgusting!Copy !req
7. No, wait, it smells amazing!Copy !req
8. Like the boys' locker room
on a hot summer day.Copy !req
9. Gross!Copy !req
10. Great!Copy !req
11. Gross! Great!Copy !req
12. I can't stop smelling this enigma
of gross-great.Copy !req
13. Is that what sex will be like?Copy !req
14. - Hey, Mr. Fisch.Copy !req
15. Hey, m'lady Bob.Copy !req
16. Uh, rent's not due, is it?Copy !req
17. I mean, more due than usual?Copy !req
18. Relax. I just stopped by
to introduce you to my brother.Copy !req
19. - Brother? I didn't know you had a brother.
- Yep, I have a brother. Felix.Copy !req
20. He's, in town for a while.Copy !req
21. His inheritance ran out.Copy !req
22. So he'll be doing
some of the landlording around here.Copy !req
23. Keep him out of my hair, will you?Copy !req
24. Um, okay. Where is he?Copy !req
25. He's right, uh... Oh.Copy !req
26. Oh, he might not want to come in.Copy !req
27. - Felix, come here.
No!Copy !req
28. - Felix...
- It looks gross!Copy !req
29. Please, Felix. It's okay to come in.Copy !req
30. I came in, and look at me. I'm fine.Copy !req
31. - There you go. Hi, pal.Copy !req
32. Hi! Greetings!Copy !req
33. - I don't want to be here.
- Shush.Copy !req
34. For all your landlording needs,
Felix is your man.Copy !req
35. Oh, great. Well, did you get my messages
about the bathroom?Copy !req
36. That I left you?
For the last several months?Copy !req
37. Yes, I got them.
How the hell did you get my number?Copy !req
38. You gave it to me when we met.Copy !req
39. Not to use!Copy !req
40. Well, last week, the sink exploded.Copy !req
41. And the hot water is brown.Copy !req
42. Hot brown water?
Felix loves hot brown water.Copy !req
43. - I do?
- He's good at all that stuffCopy !req
44. that you just were yammering on about.Copy !req
45. Well, gotta go.Copy !req
46. Okay, so do you want to call a...Copy !req
47. Yes, I'll call whatever you were
about to say.Copy !req
48. - Plumber.
- Plumber. Of course, yes.Copy !req
49. - Why?
- You know, I can just call him.Copy !req
50. - I'm supposed to call him!
- Okay.Copy !req
51. Oh, my God. Is it always like this?Copy !req
52. Does it always take this long
and this much talking?Copy !req
53. - What?
- Don't say anything else!Copy !req
54. I'm not getting roped
into another hour-long discussion!Copy !req
55. I'll call your plumber! Goodbye!Copy !req
56. Rich people run funny.
Must be all the money in their pockets.Copy !req
57. Or it's their big, rich, golden wieners.Copy !req
58. - Ehh, it's probably their wieners.
- Yep.Copy !req
59. Guys, you know that lump
we found on the beach?Copy !req
60. - My name's Gene!
- No, the smelly lump.Copy !req
61. His name's Gene!Copy !req
62. The other lump. It's called ambergris.Copy !req
63. Ambergris, aka beach garbage.Copy !req
64. And it comes from sperm whales,Copy !req
65. "When a whale eats a squid,
the sharp squid beakCopy !req
66. may irritate the whale's
digestive system."Copy !req
67. Hey, whale, maybe stop
eating sharp squid beak!Copy !req
68. What are you trying to do?Copy !req
69. "When that happens,Copy !req
70. the whale's stomach coats the squid beakCopy !req
71. in a waxy substance
that the whale then passes."Copy !req
72. Passes to who? Like in sports?
Boring whale sports.Copy !req
73. - I think "passes" means "poops out."
- Go on.Copy !req
74. "Fun fact, ambergris is used
in the productionCopy !req
75. of high-end perfumes."Copy !req
76. People pay to wear whale poop?Copy !req
77. Wake up, Louise!Copy !req
78. People wear all sorts of animal poops
we don't even know about!Copy !req
79. It's not poop at all.
It's a waxy substanceCopy !req
80. - that whales secrete from—
- Whoa! You can eat it!Copy !req
81. "King Charles II's favorite meal
was ambergris and eggs."Copy !req
82. Yep, he looks like
a breakfast-for-dinner kind of guy.Copy !req
83. That piece sold for $30,000?Copy !req
84. Our piece is bigger than that piece.Copy !req
85. Jackpot!Copy !req
86. Wait, whoa, whoa, where is our piece?
Where is it?Copy !req
87. Gene put it in Mom and Dad's bed.Copy !req
88. Hey, why are you going into our bedroom?Copy !req
89. Probably putting something gross
in our bed.Copy !req
90. I'm taking something
gross out of your bed!Copy !req
91. - Oh, good.
- Thanks, sweetie!Copy !req
92. Okay. Here it is.
I'm holding $30,000 in my hands.Copy !req
93. If somebody wants this
and has that much money,Copy !req
94. they will give it to us?
Am I saying that right?Copy !req
95. That can't possibly be right.Copy !req
96. Slice me off
a little nugget of that, will ya?Copy !req
97. I just want to rest it on my tongue.Copy !req
98. No way, Gene.
Hey, but with your share of the money,Copy !req
99. you can buy some other ambergris
and eat that.Copy !req
100. Yes! It's like instant
gratification but later!Copy !req
101. Uh...Copy !req
102. What, Tina?Copy !req
103. - We can't sell it.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
104. It says here,
ambergris is illegal to sell,Copy !req
105. because whales are endangered.Copy !req
106. Oh, well. I'll just, look up the number
for the whale crimes unit.Copy !req
107. Tina? No.Copy !req
108. You're right. We can just ask
Mom and Dad what to do with it.Copy !req
109. - They're pretty cool.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tina,Copy !req
110. you're not telling Mom or Dad
or anybody, do you hear me?Copy !req
111. We found it, we're the ones
who are gonna get rich, okay?Copy !req
112. But it's illegal.Copy !req
113. - Tina, sweetie...
- Yeah?Copy !req
114. Guess what? I got a secret.Copy !req
115. - Okay.
- Okay, ready?Copy !req
116. - You want to hear the secret?
- Yeah, what is it?Copy !req
117. We're selling it!Copy !req
118. Tina, tell me the secret.Copy !req
119. Juicy.Copy !req
120. Good morning, parents.Copy !req
121. And good morning to you,
partners in victimless crime.Copy !req
122. What do you think the odds
are that Felix will send a plumber today?Copy !req
123. Twenty-twenty! Wait, is that an odd?Copy !req
124. Speaking of odd, yesterday, on the beach,Copy !req
125. - Gene, Louise and I found a—
- Sister! A word?Copy !req
126. What the hell was that?
You're gonna blow our whole operation.Copy !req
127. I'm sorry, Louise,
I just wanted to get Mom and Dad's adviceCopy !req
128. about whether we should tell Mom and Dad.Copy !req
129. - I mean, whales are endangered, so...Copy !req
130. Just find a whale to give your money to
when this is all over, okay?Copy !req
131. Start a whale scholarship or something.Copy !req
132. Greetings, sisters.Copy !req
133. Gene, what are you nibbling on?
Is that a piece of the lump?Copy !req
134. - I'm protecting it.
- Give it to me.Copy !req
135. - Mm-mm.
- Give it to me.Copy !req
136. You spit it out.Copy !req
137. - You spit it out. Open up that craw!Copy !req
138. And spit it out!Copy !req
139. - Listen up, blubber lover.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
140. You use your share to buy more ambergrisCopy !req
141. that's the plan, remember?Copy !req
142. Oh, all right!Copy !req
143. - God, you're like a goat.
- I am like a goat.Copy !req
144. Listen, I thought of a connectionCopy !req
145. - who can help us move this stuff.
- Who?Copy !req
146. The hardest, most ruthless
criminal we know.Copy !req
147. - Hi, Mickey!
- Hey, Mickey.Copy !req
148. Kids, what a nice surprise!Copy !req
149. - Nice gig.
- Yep. The "Queezy Queen."Copy !req
150. It's good honest work.Copy !req
151. Pull the lever, push the lever,Copy !req
152. "you have to be this tall,"
and that is it.Copy !req
153. - Uh-huh.
- Yep. Just push and pull.Copy !req
154. - Very Zahn.
- You mean "Zen"?Copy !req
155. Zahn. Steve Zahn.Copy !req
156. - He's an actor I admire.
- Love that guy!Copy !req
157. Hey, Mickey, can we talk to you
in private for a second?Copy !req
158. Sure. Step into my office.Copy !req
159. Like it? You guys comfortable?Copy !req
160. - Can I get anybody a water?
- We're good.Copy !req
161. Mickey, what would you say
if I told you somebody found something...Copy !req
162. - I'm in. Oh, great.
- Hold on. There's more.Copy !req
163. So, there's this thing that comes out
of whales' butts called ambergris.Copy !req
164. But little problem
it's illegal to buy and sell.Copy !req
165. Enter, you.Copy !req
166. Okay, gang, I'm intrigued.Copy !req
167. But I don't know.
I left the criminal life behind.Copy !req
168. Good for you. I used to be a thumb sucker,
and then I stopped, so I get it.Copy !req
169. Mickey, Mickey, Mickey!Copy !req
170. Come on, man. It's one last job.Copy !req
171. This is my last job.
This is my last-job moment.Copy !req
172. This is the one I do then I die
or go to jail at the end.Copy !req
173. No, no, no!Copy !req
174. This is the one you do
and then you are golden.Copy !req
175. Oh, okay. If I help,
I'd get some kind of finder's fee, right?Copy !req
176. Maybe, like... I don't know, 10 percent?Copy !req
177. - What? I mean, yeah, sure.
- That would help me buy my bar.Copy !req
178. I want to get a bunch of monkeys.
Call it the Monkey Bar. Or, ooh! Or crows.Copy !req
179. I could call it
the Bar with All the Crows!Copy !req
180. That's beautiful, Mickey.
I love your dreams.Copy !req
181. - Oh, I gotta go, I gotta go.Copy !req
182. Sorry, kids! Bonus round, right?Copy !req
183. - I'm back!
- Felix. Hi.Copy !req
184. Are you here to tell us
the plumber is coming?Copy !req
185. To fix the hot brown water?Copy !req
186. No. Because the hot brown water
is just the tip of the hot brown iceberg.Copy !req
187. I was just about to call the plumber.
Then I thought, "That's thinking small."Copy !req
188. Calling a plumber is thinking small?Copy !req
189. Tiny! We're gonna give your bathroom
a total remodel.Copy !req
190. - Oh.
- Wow.Copy !req
191. The bathroom's fine.Copy !req
192. It's just the water
that needs to be not brown.Copy !req
193. Yep! A total renovación!Copy !req
194. My brother will flip.
He'll be like, "Whoa!"Copy !req
195. And I'll be like, "Yeah! Calvin!
I friggin' did it!"Copy !req
196. - And he'll be like, "Oh, that's nice."
- Um—Copy !req
197. - So where is the latrine? Let me see it.
- Over there. It's over there.Copy !req
198. Oh, God! It's horrible.Copy !req
199. - It's not that bad.
- Wait, let me look at it one more time.Copy !req
200. Oh, my God!Copy !req
201. First, we're gonna tear everything out.Copy !req
202. - Yeah!
- Then we're gonna burn that sadCopy !req
203. - little poop corner to the ground.
- Yeah, burn it!Copy !req
204. - I don't think that's... No.
- Burn, baby, burn!Copy !req
205. And, in its place, we will build
a bathroom where anything can happen.Copy !req
206. Babies will be born!Copy !req
207. - Babies.
- All right.Copy !req
208. Men will die!Copy !req
209. They're gonna die.Copy !req
210. Maybe just fix the plumbingCopy !req
211. - and then do the—
- It's a new day, people. It's a new day.Copy !req
212. You can't hurt us again, bathroom!
Never again!Copy !req
213. Oh, my God.Copy !req
214. Sleep tight, little ambergris lump.Copy !req
215. Good night, ambergris.Copy !req
216. - Mm.
- Gene, no licking!Copy !req
217. Hey, what? The lump made the first move!Copy !req
218. I'll tuck it in. Ow!Copy !req
219. Everyone say good night
without touching it or licking itCopy !req
220. or hurting its value on the black market.Copy !req
221. - Say good night!
Good night.Copy !req
222. Okay, now walk away.Copy !req
223. Ambergris, I'm gonna eat some old cheese,
but I'll be thinking of you.Copy !req
224. What? Who's there? What's that?Copy !req
225. Pretty, pretty, pretty.Copy !req
226. Thirty thousand dollars.Copy !req
227. Thirty thousand dollars.Copy !req
228. Put it on the boat, Hovig.
Put the tile on the boat.Copy !req
229. Hovig, calm down.Copy !req
230. You know me,
I'm not gonna burn you on this.Copy !req
231. Ho— Talk to him, Linda, please.Copy !req
232. Hovig, listen to me. He won't burn you.Copy !req
233. Wait, wait, who's Hovig?Copy !req
234. Felix, how long is this gonna take?
We need a bathroom.Copy !req
235. Some people come here
just for the bathroom.Copy !req
236. And I say, "Customers only,"
then they buy a soda.Copy !req
237. Bob, shh. It's the tile guy, come on.Copy !req
238. Okay, if you could just give me a ballpark
of when this will be done.Copy !req
239. Okay. Thank you, Hovig. I love you, honey.Copy !req
240. She's great with Hovig.Copy !req
241. Did you sleep at all last night, Louise?Copy !req
242. Sleep? Soon I'll have people
who do my sleeping for me!Copy !req
243. - Bob's Burgers!
- Oh.Copy !req
244. Louise, it's Mickey!Copy !req
245. Oh, hi, girl who sits behind me
in math class.Copy !req
246. What? No, no, it's Mickey! Brown hair?Copy !req
247. Hands a little bit small,Copy !req
248. - out of proportion with his body?
- Yeah, what's the good word,Copy !req
249. math class friend?Copy !req
250. Oh, you're being discreet.
See, I should do that.Copy !req
251. Anyway, good news,
I found somebody to move the ambergris!Copy !req
252. - You did? Who?
- You're not gonna believe it,Copy !req
253. the fried dough guy.
He works right near the Queezy Queen.Copy !req
254. Really? You found someone at Wonder Wharf?Copy !req
255. Uh, don't be alarmed
but pretty much everyone workingCopy !req
256. at Wonder Wharf is a criminal.Copy !req
257. Even Sally the snow cone lady?Copy !req
258. Are you kidding?
Especially Sally the snow cone lady.Copy !req
259. - Okay. Well, let's go see your guy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, compadre.Copy !req
260. I gotta wait till my next break.Copy !req
261. Can we say 3:00-ish? You want to meet here
and then we'll head over and see the Nose?Copy !req
262. - Who's the Nose?
- That's my guy.Copy !req
263. He's got an amazing sense of smell.Copy !req
264. Oh, that's why they call him the Nose.
I just got it.Copy !req
265. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And...Copy !req
266. He can verify the ambergris.
If he likes what he smells,Copy !req
267. he'll buy it off you right on the spot.
Ten percent to me,Copy !req
268. we go our separate ways. Or hang out.
I don't know what you guys are up to,Copy !req
269. - but I'm just—
- Gotta go. Wait for further instruction.Copy !req
270. Bye!Copy !req
271. Kids meeting. Upstairs. Now.Copy !req
272. We've been having a lot of kid meetings.Copy !req
273. This is why we need a conference room.Copy !req
274. Mickey told me the name
of his connect and where he works,Copy !req
275. so it's sayonara, Mickey!Copy !req
276. What are you saying, Louise?
We're cutting out Mickey?Copy !req
277. He cut himself out
by giving us the information.Copy !req
278. It's not my fault
he's bad at being a criminal.Copy !req
279. But Mickey was gonna use
that money to go straight.Copy !req
280. He was gonna open that straight bar.Copy !req
281. Okay, Tina, you're too emotional.Copy !req
282. You just bought yourself
a ticket to Not-Goingsville.Copy !req
283. - Gene, let's go.
- Here, I'll hold the lump.Copy !req
284. No way, Gene. I've seen how you hold it
in your mouth.Copy !req
285. It needs to be stored
at mouth temperature!Copy !req
286. You know what? I'm going alone!Copy !req
287. I'm taking charge
so you two won't screw this up!Copy !req
288. - You want to end up like Mickey?
- Five-foot-ten?Copy !req
289. - Comfortable in his own skin?
- No! Cut out!Copy !req
290. - Cut, cut, cut!Copy !req
291. This stuff is making you crazy!Copy !req
292. It's tearing us apart!Copy !req
293. Why couldn't that whale have pooped
three equally sized poops like I do!Copy !req
294. This isn't like you, Louise.Copy !req
295. - You used to be nice, sort of.
- If you're gonna sell thatCopy !req
296. - then you're doing it alone.
- Yes, that's the plan.Copy !req
297. That's exactly what I'm doing.Copy !req
298. What are you doing?Copy !req
299. You don't walk into a deal
just holding the stuff.Copy !req
300. You tape it to your back.Copy !req
301. Watch a movie!Copy !req
302. Okay. Let me get that for you.Copy !req
303. Thank you.Copy !req
304. The tape doesn't stick.Copy !req
305. Stay still. I'll get the duct tape
Dad uses to lock the front door at night.Copy !req
306. - It's ready.
- Ambergris lump secured?Copy !req
307. Check. Sample for The Nose to test? Check.Copy !req
308. I'm leaving here a girl
with a hunch on her back,Copy !req
309. but I'm coming back a girl
with a whole hunch of money.Copy !req
310. I'm mad, but I'm still
gonna wish you good luck!Copy !req
311. I got the DJ!Copy !req
312. Yay.Copy !req
313. The unveiling party,
it's gonna be amazing.Copy !req
314. Unveiling party?Copy !req
315. - Party time.
- We don't even have a bathroom that works,Copy !req
316. - and you're planning a party?
- The DJ might have to stay with you.Copy !req
317. - What?
- Yes. He's Brazilian, though,Copy !req
318. so... very cool.Copy !req
319. No, Felix, no.Copy !req
320. The burlesque girls, you know what,
let's just have themCopy !req
321. - dancing on the tables and the counter.
- Oh, burlesque girls. Classy.Copy !req
322. - Very classy.
- Please, sir, don't encourage this.Copy !req
323. You're not in—Copy !req
324. - What?
- You know what we're gonna do?Copy !req
325. We're gonna have a plumbing party,
all right? With a licensed plumber.Copy !req
326. To fix the bathroom.
Not a DJ, no burlesque show.Copy !req
327. - Okay.
- A plumber to fix the pipe!Copy !req
328. Bobby!Copy !req
329. So no girls, then? Or still girls?Copy !req
330. It's still happening.
I'll put you on the list.Copy !req
331. - Fried dough?
- Are you The Nose?Copy !req
332. That's what they call me, what do
they call you, Humpback Whacky Eyes?Copy !req
333. Listen, doughboy,Copy !req
334. I came to talk to you about real dough.Copy !req
335. Ah, I see. You're early.Copy !req
336. And you're rather tiny.Copy !req
337. Yeah, yeah, I'm a little girl.
Sorry I'm not huge and old.Copy !req
338. Where's Mickey?Copy !req
339. Mickey sends his regrets,
and this hearty handshake.Copy !req
340. Ugh, you put something gross in my hand!Copy !req
341. Oh, okay.Copy !req
342. Sweet Georgia O'Keeffe.Copy !req
343. This is finely aged.
You have the rest of it with you?Copy !req
344. Well, do you have the money?Copy !req
345. I want $30,000!Copy !req
346. Well, I don't have it on me.Copy !req
347. Then I don't have the stuff, do I, Nose?Copy !req
348. Oh, you know what? I just remembered.Copy !req
349. I went to the ATM yesterday.Copy !req
350. I have about $30,000 on me.Copy !req
351. Okay, great, great! Let's do this.Copy !req
352. Okay, count of three, I give you
the money, you give me the ambergris.Copy !req
353. - Sounds good.
- Okay.Copy !req
354. - Okay.
- One...Copy !req
355. - Two...Copy !req
356. Three!Copy !req
357. It's huge!Copy !req
358. Twelve dollars?Copy !req
359. - Oh, is it?
- Are you robbing me?Copy !req
360. - Yeah...
- What?Copy !req
361. Mickey's not here. You're very small.
It just makes sense.Copy !req
362. Yeah, okay, I get it, I get it.Copy !req
363. But what if I do this!Copy !req
364. Nope. Doesn't work.Copy !req
365. - Remember? You're small?
- You have to give it back!Copy !req
366. Mm. Hey, this smells like a cantaloupe
wrapped in dirty socks.Copy !req
367. It's a cantaloupe wrapped in dirty socks!Copy !req
368. Tina!Copy !req
369. Stay still. I'll get the duct tape
Dad uses to lock the front door at night.Copy !req
370. Dear Louise and or The Nose,
this is for your own good.Copy !req
371. Also, please return
the cantaloupe and the socks.Copy !req
372. Love, Tina.Copy !req
373. They're not that dirty. You can get
another day out of these, quite frankly.Copy !req
374. Okay, okay, okay,
if I were a double-dealingCopy !req
375. goody-goody with a treasure,
where would I go?Copy !req
376. - Is this a riddle?
- No.Copy !req
377. - Kid's book?
- No. And I wasn't talking to you, Nose.Copy !req
378. - Sorry!
- Don't you have some dough to fry?Copy !req
379. Easy there, Blinky.Copy !req
380. I don't have dough to fry,
I get to fry dough.Copy !req
381. This is a dream job.Copy !req
382. I never realized sinks could be so sexy.Copy !req
383. Oh, yes, sinks are the supermodels
of the bathroom, as I like to say.Copy !req
384. Yeah! I call this one "Sinky Crawford."Copy !req
385. - Sinky Craw—
- Do you?Copy !req
386. - Yeah.
- Do you?Copy !req
387. - Yeah!
- That's great.Copy !req
388. That's so great.Copy !req
389. - Get it? Sink...
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
390. - Like—Copy !req
391. I am so sick of your attitude.Copy !req
392. Oh, yeah, it's my fault.Copy !req
393. Come here, Bob— Bobby, wait,
I didn't mean that. Bobby!Copy !req
394. Oh, my God! Look at this one!Copy !req
395. Oh, yeah. Hubba hubba.Copy !req
396. Are you sure we should do this, T?Copy !req
397. Yes. I know how we can still
use the lump for good.Copy !req
398. - Mickey can sell it and open his bar.
- The bar with the monkeys and the crows!Copy !req
399. It's what the world needs now!Copy !req
400. Don't worry about that sound
that's nothin'!Copy !req
401. That one, that's new.
I got to report that one.Copy !req
402. - Mi— Mickey...
- Hi.Copy !req
403. Louise...Copy !req
404. - She's meeting with the Nose right now.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
405. Crossed wires alert.Copy !req
406. No. Louise cut you out. She cheated you.Copy !req
407. Ooh. That stings.Copy !req
408. But I'm giving you the lump, all of it.
You can use the money to go straight.Copy !req
409. Buy a juicer, it'll change your mornings.Copy !req
410. Or cowboy boots. Change your evenings.Copy !req
411. I'm honored, and I accept your offer.Copy !req
412. And I know exactly
how I'm gonna go straight.Copy !req
413. Yeah, your dream
the Monkey and/or Crow Bar.Copy !req
414. Nope. I'm gonna use the money
to buy a tank.Copy !req
415. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- And then I could use the tankCopy !req
416. - to rob a bank!
- Uh— Oh.Copy !req
417. - I'll be Mickey Tank-Bank!
- No!Copy !req
418. Yes! Mickey Tank-Bank!Copy !req
419. I shouldn't have come here! Why, whale?Copy !req
420. Why did you curse us with this poop or wax
or whatever it is?Copy !req
421. There's only one thing to do,
we have to destroy the ambergris.Copy !req
422. Whoa, hey, wait!Copy !req
423. I was just getting
to the "going straight" thing.Copy !req
424. I'm gonna do that after the bank.Copy !req
425. Tina, where are you going?Copy !req
426. Oh, my God, there she is!Copy !req
427. Tina! Sister!Copy !req
428. My only sister, there you are.Copy !req
429. Hi, Tina. We haven't met yet,
but I want that thing you're holding.Copy !req
430. Everybody get back. I'm gonna throw
the ambergris in the water.Copy !req
431. No! Whatever you do,
don't throw it in the water.Copy !req
432. Anything but the water!Copy !req
433. Wait. Doesn't ambergris float?Copy !req
434. - Oh.Copy !req
435. No!Copy !req
436. Stop her! She stole my baby!Copy !req
437. Seagulls! Swarm attack!Copy !req
438. - Ah, I thought that would work.
- Hot, hot pier!Copy !req
439. We got her.
Nowhere else to go, Tina.Copy !req
440. Hand it over. I want that money!Copy !req
441. - What?
- What part ofCopy !req
442. don't you understand?Copy !req
443. Aha.Copy !req
444. No!Copy !req
445. It's for the best.Copy !req
446. Can I have the socks and cantaloupe back?Copy !req
447. I'll check in about it later.Copy !req
448. - [DJ] Everybody having a good time?Copy !req
449. I know you are.Copy !req
450. Can you drape it more casually? Like,
"Oh, I'm just a ribbon, no big deal."Copy !req
451. - Sure, yeah. How's this?
- Beautiful.Copy !req
452. Hey...Copy !req
453. So, I had a little time to think,Copy !req
454. and I guess I was
a tiny bit out of controlCopy !req
455. the other day, you know, with the, uh...Copy !req
456. You know, the ambergris.Copy !req
457. - Huh, I didn't notice.
- Oh, seriously?Copy !req
458. No, I noticed.
You were really, really out of control.Copy !req
459. I don't know, I miss twitch-face Louise.Copy !req
460. Well, Gene, that's what happens
when you fry $30,000 in hot oil!Copy !req
461. - There it is, there's Twitchy.
- I'm fine. I'm good.Copy !req
462. - I'm just twitching to the music.Copy !req
463. - So, is this the unveiling?
- Yep.Copy !req
464. - How's it looking?
- Haven't seen it.Copy !req
465. Not feeling great about that.
Doesn't seem to matter to anybody.Copy !req
466. - The DJ slept in my living room.
- Bob!Copy !req
467. - Sergio.
- Hey, Mr. Fisch. Wine?Copy !req
468. Calvin. Welcome. Was it easy to get in?
I left your name at the door.Copy !req
469. Not bad, huh? You know, I'm kind of gladCopy !req
470. - the burlesque dancers didn't show.
- They didn't want to danceCopy !req
471. at a bathroom party.Copy !req
472. - What are they, royalty?
- Anyway, let's unveil this baby.Copy !req
473. - Okay, uh...Copy !req
474. Oh, God, I'm nervous.Copy !req
475. The new, improved Bob's-Restaurant-
that-sells-burgers bathroom!Copy !req
476. Oh, my God.Copy !req
477. Oh, my God. Which is the sink?Copy !req
478. - Which is the toilet?
- I'd pee in that. Or that.Copy !req
479. It doesn't quite match
the rest of the restaurant.Copy !req
480. Calm down, Bob.
I didn't forget you and your concerns.Copy !req
481. So the water works?Copy !req
482. - Oh, was that one of your concerns?
- Yeah. It was.Copy !req
483. Hold that thought.Copy !req
484. - Hmm?
- Calvin what do you think?Copy !req
485. Do you love it or do you love it?Copy !req
486. - What were my choices again?
- You hate it.Copy !req
487. - No.
- You do. You hate it.Copy !req
488. - You hate it, too, Bob, don't you?
- Yes, I do, hate it.Copy !req
489. You think it's stupid. Too gaudy.Copy !req
490. Too much black!Copy !req
491. Not all those things.Copy !req
492. You never support me!
- Felix, you're being dramatic.Copy !req
493. I'm not being dramatic!Copy !req
494. I just feel like
I'm gonna throw up my heartCopy !req
495. and my head will fly away like a bird!Copy !req
496. So, you got your bathroom done.Copy !req
497. I'm gonna rip it all out!Copy !req
498. Mr. Fischoeder,
can you do something about this?Copy !req
499. What, Felix? Oh, yes.
Step aside. Watch this.Copy !req
500. Now you guys say, it's Felix.Copy !req
501. Come on, Bob.Copy !req
502. Yeah!Copy !req
503. Works every time. My mother played bongos.
Bob, you were flat.Copy !req
504. I was just saying words.Copy !req
505. - You can't be flat when you're talking.
- You're flat. You're flat right now.Copy !req
506. - You're welcome.
- Thank you, Felix.Copy !req
507. Get a load of these two. Siblings, right?Copy !req
508. I'm glad we never fight or act crazy.Copy !req
509. So, who's gonna help me out here
and lift me up,Copy !req
510. - so I can pee in that weird round thing?
That's Teddy!Copy !req
511. Everybody having a good time?Copy !req
512. Yay.
I know you are.Copy !req
513. Party time.Copy !req
514. Oh...Copy !req
515. Hey...Copy !req
516. Oh!Copy !req
517. Yeah.Copy !req
518. Rio de Janeiro is where I'm from.Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. For bathroom unveiling today!Copy !req
521. City of God, that's my backyard.Copy !req