1. Good morning, Chariot.Copy !req
2. Good morning, Peggy-Sis.Copy !req
3. Do you want to run into town?Copy !req
4. No. It's too hot to trot.Copy !req
5. Equestranauts, I've cast a spell
on Horse Valley FarmCopy !req
6. that will bring a thousand years
of darkness.Copy !req
7. Oh, no. We have to stop him.Copy !req
8. To the stable.Copy !req
9. Peggy-Sis.Copy !req
10. Headhorn.Copy !req
11. Chariot.Copy !req
12. And Mini.Copy !req
13. Together they are...Copy !req
14. The Equestranauts.Copy !req
15. Do I like this show?Copy !req
16. Neigh, I do not.Copy !req
17. I told you we should have watched
reruns of Melrose Place.Copy !req
18. So, Chariot, are you as excited aboutCopy !req
19. going to the Equestranaut convention
today as I am?Copy !req
20. "Maybe even more excited."Copy !req
21. Well, it's not a contest, Chariot.Copy !req
22. You ready to go, honey?Copy !req
23. I was born ready.Copy !req
24. Let's giddyap, people.Copy !req
25. Wait, you guys are going, too?Copy !req
26. Uh, we're not, not going
to a toy-pony convention.Copy !req
27. And Chariot's gonna get a new saddle.Copy !req
28. Finally.Copy !req
29. Chariot? That's kind of a weird name
for a horse, isn't it?Copy !req
30. - Why is that?
- It's like,Copy !req
31. "Hey, who's pulling the chariot?Copy !req
32. It's Chariot."Copy !req
33. Oh, my God. Why am I analyzing this show?Copy !req
34. You guys can't all go.
Who's gonna help me with the restaurant?Copy !req
35. Not me. I traded shifts with Antonio.Copy !req
36. Never mind. Never mind. Just go.Copy !req
37. Yay!Copy !req
38. Guess I'll be here with Antonio,
the employee Gene made up.Copy !req
39. You should know,
he thinks you killed his father,Copy !req
40. so he may seek revenge.
Good luck.Copy !req
41. Hey, Bob. You going to EquestraCon?Copy !req
42. Uh, no, Teddy.Copy !req
43. Because that's a convention
for little girls that like toy horses.Copy !req
44. Beg to differ, Bob.
It's for guys that like toy horses.Copy !req
45. - They're called Equesticles.
- "Equesticles"?Copy !req
46. Because they got testicles.
Because they're men.Copy !req
47. I'm really here. I'm really here. I'm—
Where am I?Copy !req
48. This isn't a community of my peers.Copy !req
49. Does anyone else think
these girls all look like men?Copy !req
50. I think they are men.Copy !req
51. This is a kind of man.Copy !req
52. We discovered a new kind of man.Copy !req
53. Do you think they're dangerous?Copy !req
54. No.Copy !req
55. Oh, God. Poor Tina.Copy !req
56. I know, right?Copy !req
57. Why do men have to ruin everything?Copy !req
58. I don't know. But we kind of do.Copy !req
59. What's with us?Copy !req
60. All the war.Copy !req
61. All of the war. And this, too.Copy !req
62. - It is a good show, though.
- It is?Copy !req
63. Yeah. It's pretty good.Copy !req
64. Well, some episodes before the reboot.Copy !req
65. So, I guess we should jump on in there.Copy !req
66. Oh, no. I said I wanted to see it,
not, like, walk around in it.Copy !req
67. On my legs.Copy !req
68. Yeah, Tina.
What do we look like to you?Copy !req
69. People that walk on their legs?Copy !req
70. Well, I'm gonna go check out
the food court.Copy !req
71. Oh, yeah. Let's watch them eat.Copy !req
72. And watch me eat.Copy !req
73. You guys should see what I can do
with nachos these days.Copy !req
74. - What?
- You'll see.Copy !req
75. Okay. I guess I'll just take a lap.Copy !req
76. Meet you back here in 12 hours?Copy !req
77. Oh, I like this one.Copy !req
78. That's hand-stitched.Copy !req
79. They're $95.Copy !req
80. Ninety-five dollars?
You could buy an actual saddle for that.Copy !req
81. Okay. Never mind.Copy !req
82. I guess I can't get you
a new saddle, girl.Copy !req
83. - Don't look at me like that.
- Nice Chariot doll.Copy !req
84. Is it your dad's?Copy !req
85. No. It's mine.Copy !req
86. What's the matter, little lady?Copy !req
87. I guess I just feel a little out
of place here.Copy !req
88. Maybe, I don't have enough money.
And I'm not a grown man.Copy !req
89. Oh, you can barely tell.Copy !req
90. Listen, why don't you hang out with us?
This is Sunpuddle.Copy !req
91. - Ta-da.
- Horseplay.Copy !req
92. - Pleasure.
- Pony Danza.Copy !req
93. Neigh.Copy !req
94. And I'm Bronconius.Copy !req
95. Great. I'm Tina. I was starting to feel
like I didn't belong.Copy !req
96. Are you kidding?Copy !req
97. Everyone belongs here.Copy !req
98. That's what the Equestranauts
is all about.Copy !req
99. You can be anything you want to be.Copy !req
100. No judgments.Copy !req
101. Well, some judgment by me, like this.Copy !req
102. - Hot mess.
- Hey.Copy !req
103. - Are you okay?
- You're a cute mess.Copy !req
104. I want to talk more about that pony, Tina.
When'd you get it?Copy !req
105. I came out of the womb with it.Copy !req
106. I got it on my 5th birthday.Copy !req
107. I didn't recognize it as a joke at first.Copy !req
108. Well, my theory is the original seriesCopy !req
109. and the reboot take place
in the same multiverse.Copy !req
110. Yes. That totally makes sense.Copy !req
111. Then how do you explain the Incepticon?Copy !req
112. Come on. Were they Incepti-kidding?Copy !req
113. I guess they were.Copy !req
114. Say, Tina, have you ever thought about,
selling that pony?Copy !req
115. Oh, no. Why, Bronconius?Copy !req
116. Oh, just Bron-curious.Copy !req
117. So, you're the original owner?Copy !req
118. Yeah, but I hate to say I'm her owner.Copy !req
119. I prefer mother, caretaker,
best friend and role model.Copy !req
120. And she couldn't ask
for a better role model.Copy !req
121. Look at all you've accomplished Tina,
with your bangs and your socks.Copy !req
122. - Thank you.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
123. Oh, my gosh. What's this?Copy !req
124. Why, it's the new Cosmic Twinkle
Chariot doll.Copy !req
125. Gee, and I don't even really need it.Copy !req
126. - Want to just trade straight up?
- Yeah. I don't know.Copy !req
127. Tina. Tina. Tina.Copy !req
128. Face it, your Chariot doll's looking
a little giddy-yuck.Copy !req
129. Me and the guys here think you deserve
an upgrade.Copy !req
130. Right, guys?Copy !req
131. - Right, guys?
- Yeah.Copy !req
132. - Sure.
- Right. Yeah, I think that.Copy !req
133. - Treat yourself.
- See?Copy !req
134. This is, ugh, gross.Copy !req
135. But this...Copy !req
136. Oh, so pretty.Copy !req
137. It is pretty.Copy !req
138. Everyone will envy you.Copy !req
139. - Um, okay.
Great.Copy !req
140. Well, got to gallop.Copy !req
141. - What? Oh.
Guys, let's pick it up.Copy !req
142. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
143. Ha. The rarest Chariot doll is mine.Copy !req
144. And all I had to do was swindle
little miss Tina-bopper.Copy !req
145. She had no idea what it was worth.Copy !req
146. What the?Copy !req
147. Great, Bronconius. Good job.Copy !req
148. Tina, did some guy just swindle you
out of your toy horse?Copy !req
149. What? No. I mean, kind of.Copy !req
150. Why did you say that?Copy !req
151. He just said it.Copy !req
152. What? Who? What's going on? What?Copy !req
153. Tina got swindled!Copy !req
154. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
155. I told you, we should never have
left the food court!Copy !req
156. How could I be so stupid?Copy !req
157. Bronconius played me for a fool.Copy !req
158. I can't believe someone cheated you
out of your doll.Copy !req
159. Equesticles. Can't trust them.Copy !req
160. Why would somebody do that?Copy !req
161. What's so special about your horse?Copy !req
162. "The rarest Equestranaut."Copy !req
163. Only six in the world.Copy !req
164. My Chariot was rare?Copy !req
165. She never even mentioned it.Copy !req
166. She was so humble.Copy !req
167. It has a rare production defect.Copy !req
168. It has camel toe.Copy !req
169. It has camel toes?Copy !req
170. No. Camel toe.Copy !req
171. Oh.Copy !req
172. Well, this is ridiculous.
She's just a kid.Copy !req
173. And I bought that the night
before your 5th birthdayCopy !req
174. when your mom remembered
we didn't have anything else for you.Copy !req
175. I'm going down to that convention,
and I'm getting that doll back.Copy !req
176. Bronconius isn't gonna
just give it back, Dad.Copy !req
177. Wake up. He tricked Tina.Copy !req
178. We gotta fight trick with trick.Copy !req
179. Like what, Louise?Copy !req
180. Dad's gonna waltz in there in disguise
with a complete knowledge of the show,Copy !req
181. earn their trust,
infiltrate their inner sanctum,Copy !req
182. - then steal Chariot back?
- Yes. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
183. And yes!Copy !req
184. No, no and no.Copy !req
185. Oh, come on.Copy !req
186. We've always wanted to give you
a makeover.Copy !req
187. I've always wanted to make you a costume
that you have to wear in public.Copy !req
188. - You love me and would do anything for me.
- Yeah, do it for us.Copy !req
189. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
190. Yay!Copy !req
191. Undercover Horse Dad!Copy !req
192. I love a good picnic
after completing a mission.Copy !req
193. And I love a good picnic
after completing a picnic.Copy !req
194. Mini.Copy !req
195. So, Mini's power is, she's small?Copy !req
196. Yes, Dad. And it comes in extremely handy
in many of their missions.Copy !req
197. - Focus, damn it.
- I'm sorry, Tina. I'm trying.Copy !req
198. Dad, you have to be perfect.Copy !req
199. They know everything there is to know
about the Equestranaut multiverse.Copy !req
200. One slip-up, and it's over.Copy !req
201. Okay. So, I'll just watch this
a few more times, take notes and—Copy !req
202. - And all these.
- Okay.Copy !req
203. - And read all of this.
- That's a lot.Copy !req
204. When you brush your teeth,
use this Chariot toothbrush.Copy !req
205. - Seriously?
- We can't take any chances.Copy !req
206. Fine. I'll use it.Copy !req
207. So, the mane is the bristles.Copy !req
208. Right. Right. I got that.Copy !req
209. - Well, you're doing it backwards.
- Right.Copy !req
210. It has two manes.Copy !req
211. - Oh, that's the tail.
- No. That's— Yes.Copy !req
212. - I got it.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
213. Wow! Amazing.Copy !req
214. I have no words.Copy !req
215. Dad, pop quiz.Copy !req
216. Who did Horsana marry in season three?Copy !req
217. Uh, Prince Horson.
No. It was King Horsely.Copy !req
218. Correct.
And, what's the capitol of Horse Valley?Copy !req
219. Well, a lot of people would say
Horseterdam,Copy !req
220. because that's the largest municipality,Copy !req
221. - but it's actually Salt Lick City.
- That's right.Copy !req
222. I would have said Horse-pelier.Copy !req
223. And finally, who would win in a fight
between all four Equestranauts?Copy !req
224. Oh, my God.Copy !req
225. Um, trick question. Because the
Equestranauts have a bond of friendshipCopy !req
226. greater than any force,
so they would never have a fight.Copy !req
227. - You're ready.
- Bobby, this whole thing is turning me on.Copy !req
228. You're like a sexy spy.Copy !req
229. Yeah. I kind of am. Oh.Copy !req
230. Except, I'm wearing a horse costume.Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. You're Bucephala,
she's their favorite character,Copy !req
233. so you'll have something to talk about,
your pony name is Bob-cephala.Copy !req
234. Why do I even need a name?Copy !req
235. Do you have a pony name?Copy !req
236. No. I'm a girl.Copy !req
237. Girls who watch the show are just girls.
But you're a man.Copy !req
238. So act like a man and use your pony name.Copy !req
239. - I think I see them.
- Where? Where?Copy !req
240. Right behind you.Copy !req
241. Abort. Abort. Take your cyanide capsule.Copy !req
242. - Gene, get off the phone.
- Hey, nice Bucephala.Copy !req
243. Thanks. She's my favorite minor character.Copy !req
244. Well, have a great 'con.Copy !req
245. I was just gonna walk in this direction
as well.Copy !req
246. So, yeah, I, I—
Oh, man, I love the Equestranauts.Copy !req
247. - Uh-huh.
- Very much.Copy !req
248. - Yeah.
- All the different ponies interacting.Copy !req
249. It's my phone. One moment.Copy !req
250. What is it?Copy !req
251. Dad, you're tense.Copy !req
252. I can tell from here you're tense.Copy !req
253. Just relax. Do it. Do it!Copy !req
254. Relax. Do it!Copy !req
255. And, Dad, you walk funny.Copy !req
256. Not helping, Gene.Copy !req
257. - I'm just saying, work on that.
- Okay.Copy !req
258. Anyway, have you guys ever heard
of this rare Chariot doll that—Copy !req
259. - Look. There's Bronconius.
- What now?Copy !req
260. Dad, that's him.
That's the guy that took my pony.Copy !req
261. Do not let him see you walk.Copy !req
262. Hi, Bronconius.Copy !req
263. Have you been having
a super great time today?Copy !req
264. Hup-hup-hup.Copy !req
265. Who's this fella? This "Bucephala."Copy !req
266. Uh, it's actually Bob-cephala,
but you can call me Bob.Copy !req
267. - It's a shortened form of the name.
- Nice costume.Copy !req
268. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
269. No. I was being sarcastic.
It's ridiculous.Copy !req
270. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
271. It's like 50 percent the costume
and 50 percent the way your body looks.Copy !req
272. Well, season five, episode 12 called,
and it wants your costume back,Copy !req
273. after you wash it.Copy !req
274. Got a little bite in you, huh?
Little kicky? I like it.Copy !req
275. - Oh.
- Question. What's wrong with our faces?Copy !req
276. They're not painted.Copy !req
277. - Face painting booth.
- Bob-cephala?Copy !req
278. Yeah, def—Copy !req
279. Yeah. Count, count me in to that.Copy !req
280. Look at Bob. He's so happy.Copy !req
281. What a playdate.Copy !req
282. He's so deep undercover,Copy !req
283. he's forgotten who he is.Copy !req
284. Oh, my God.
What if he becomes a double agent?Copy !req
285. And starts spying on us for them?Copy !req
286. What a day. Whew!Copy !req
287. After all that fun, it would be great
just to sit down and chat about, like,Copy !req
288. what rare collectibles
we've gotten recently, right?Copy !req
289. - You go first.
- I'd love to.Copy !req
290. But I gotta primp for the party.
You going?Copy !req
291. The party?Copy !req
292. Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
293. - You primp? You groom?
- Yeah, I primp and groom.Copy !req
294. So, we'll all go primp and groom
and meet back up at the party.Copy !req
295. - So we'll talk at the party?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
296. - Gotta go, gotta primp.
- See you there, Bob-cephala.Copy !req
297. Tina, clear some space on your bookshelf.Copy !req
298. Chariot is coming home.Copy !req
299. I don't keep Chariot on my bookshelf.Copy !req
300. It's a saying, Tina.Copy !req
301. I could clear some space on my dresser.Copy !req
302. - Forget it.
- Okay, bookshelf.Copy !req
303. Hey, guys.Copy !req
304. Bob-cephala.Copy !req
305. - Drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
306. We were just talking about
which Equestranaut has the best power.Copy !req
307. Oh, I'm not getting in the middle
of this one.Copy !req
308. Oh, come on, Bob, you have to answer.Copy !req
309. Well, it's definitely not Headhorn.Copy !req
310. What? What? Hold on.Copy !req
311. I was just kidding, Horseplay. Relax.Copy !req
312. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
313. I really like Headhorn.Copy !req
314. Wow.Copy !req
315. What is in this?Copy !req
316. It's a cocktail, designed by
and for Equestranaut lovers.Copy !req
317. It's called Horse Medicine.Copy !req
318. This will really help you
get into character, Bob.Copy !req
319. - Great.
- Bob-cephala.Copy !req
320. Did you primp?Copy !req
321. Yeah. I mean, I thought I did.Copy !req
322. - But you didn't groom.
- I did, Bronconius.Copy !req
323. Please. Sunpuddle.Copy !req
324. Shh.Copy !req
325. Can I refill your trough?Copy !req
326. - I, I have one. Thanks, I'll...
- Two, please, maestro.Copy !req
327. I'll have another.Copy !req
328. I'm impressed with all the studying
Dad did.Copy !req
329. He has a real mind
for Equestranauts trivia.Copy !req
330. The most useful skill in the world.Copy !req
331. I know, right?Copy !req
332. How did this get in here?Copy !req
333. - It's what?
- Are you trying to say nautical?Copy !req
334. Non-canonical. Non-canonical.Copy !req
335. She's gone crazy.Copy !req
336. Let's put her down.Copy !req
337. Dad, call me as soon as you get this.Copy !req
338. You're in trouble. Non-canonical.Copy !req
339. Non-canonical!Copy !req
340. So, great party.Copy !req
341. I mean, really good dancing.Copy !req
342. - Oh, God. Except for that guy.
- You're such an Equestrabully.Copy !req
343. It's refreshing.Copy !req
344. Sometimes it gets a little too happy
in Horse Valley, you know?Copy !req
345. Sure. I feel that way, as well,
all the time.Copy !req
346. Hey, can I ask you something?Copy !req
347. I know you're the expert around here
on Equestranaut stuff.Copy !req
348. Oh, well, it's just something
I've proven time and time again.Copy !req
349. Well, I heard a rumor that there's
this really rare Chariot dollCopy !req
350. with, like, major camel toe.Copy !req
351. Do you know if that's true?Copy !req
352. Oh, it's true.
Course, I'd never seen one myself until...Copy !req
353. Bronconius! Come dance with us!Copy !req
354. Bob, come, let's show them how it's done.Copy !req
355. Mom, Dad's in danger.Copy !req
356. Oh, what are you talking about?Copy !req
357. He's surrounded by men who play
with toy ponies.Copy !req
358. He's in the least amount
of danger possible.Copy !req
359. No. When I gave him all the stuff
to study,Copy !req
360. I accidentally put in some
of my Equestranaut fan fiction.Copy !req
361. He thinks certain zombie-horse
related things happened that didn't.Copy !req
362. If he says the wrong thing,
they'll know he's not an Equesticle.Copy !req
363. Tina, I love you, but please don't make me
go back there.Copy !req
364. - It smells bad.
- We have to go!Copy !req
365. Oh, man, this is powerful stuff.Copy !req
366. Whoo! This is great.Copy !req
367. Almost as great as when the Equestranauts
had a dance partyCopy !req
368. and met that girl from Earth
with dark hair and glassesCopy !req
369. that had three boyfriends.Copy !req
370. - What?
Nothing.Copy !req
371. Ugh. I feel good!Copy !req
372. Where are we going?Copy !req
373. Whoo!Copy !req
374. Gentlemen, the after-party.Copy !req
375. This looks scary.Copy !req
376. I mean, fun. I like it.Copy !req
377. Sunpuddle, no, no, no.Copy !req
378. That's Bob's seat.Copy !req
379. Are you named Bob?Copy !req
380. Oh, I was just...Copy !req
381. - Bob, come.
- Sorry, Sunpuddle.Copy !req
382. Oh, he's always doing that to me.Copy !req
383. All these Equesticles.Copy !req
384. - We both know they're weak, pathetic.
- I don't think that.Copy !req
385. - Yes, you do.
- I do sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
386. We're tougher than them.
We don't fear death.Copy !req
387. - What?
- That's why we're best friends, Bob.Copy !req
388. We're best friends?Copy !req
389. Are you asking? Because I accept.Copy !req
390. And I'm going to let you in on
a little mind-blowing Equestra-miracleCopy !req
391. I've discovered.Copy !req
392. You were inquiring
about the camel-toed Chariot?Copy !req
393. Yes. Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
394. Follow me.Copy !req
395. Where's Dad?
He could blow his cover any second.Copy !req
396. We gotta find that Bronconius guy.Copy !req
397. But how?Copy !req
398. Who wants a ride to Bronconius's party?Copy !req
399. - Oh, good.
- Mom? Mom?Copy !req
400. - We're following him.
- But I want to dance.Copy !req
401. - Go, girl.
- Mom.Copy !req
402. Fine. You kids never take me dancing.Copy !req
403. I want to show you
something extraordinary.Copy !req
404. Oh, my God, this is it.Copy !req
405. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
406. Just that...Copy !req
407. That's a great-looking safe.Copy !req
408. Oh, thanks?Copy !req
409. It's the hotel's, but...Copy !req
410. Bob, feast your eyes upon the rarest
Equestranauts ever produced.Copy !req
411. The Scottie Pippen
Special Edition Headhorn.Copy !req
412. Estonian Version Peggy-Sis, Peggy-Stroika.
This thing brought down the wall.Copy !req
413. A gold-plated Mini previously owned
by Jon Hamm.Copy !req
414. And my greatest treasure of them all,Copy !req
415. the ultra-rare camel-toe Chariot.Copy !req
416. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
417. Oh, God, that's a great collection
you have there.Copy !req
418. Uh, can I take a look at the Chariot one?Copy !req
419. Oh, this is more than just
a mere collection, Bob.Copy !req
420. You see, the Equestranauts
are eternally young.Copy !req
421. They have a power.Copy !req
422. And the rare ones, more power still.Copy !req
423. But I can harness that power
and take youth from them.Copy !req
424. Do you know how old I am, Bob?Copy !req
425. - I'm 49, but I look 20.
- Thirty-nine?Copy !req
426. - Or 20. Yeah, or younger.
- Yes.Copy !req
427. Bob, my best buddy, you could join me.Copy !req
428. We could live forever.Copy !req
429. All you have to do is merge mouths
like this.Copy !req
430. - Oh, God.
- Oh, I'm getting younger.Copy !req
431. I can feel it. Can you tell, Bob?Copy !req
432. - Yup, mm-hm. Yup.
- Look around the side of the eyes.Copy !req
433. - You see it?
- Yeah, yeah, looking good.Copy !req
434. Do you still recognize me? Do you?Copy !req
435. Immortality. Equestranauts never die.Copy !req
436. Uh, you know, except for Zombie Horse.Copy !req
437. - I beg your pardon?
- Zombie Horse, the fifth Equestranaut.Copy !req
438. He died, and then became a zombie.Copy !req
439. Zombie Horse.Copy !req
440. Why am I telling you?Copy !req
441. You've seen every episode.Copy !req
442. Indeed, I have seen every episode.Copy !req
443. Anyhoo, let me plant my lips
on that Chariot...Copy !req
444. - Why don't we get back to the party?
- But— I want to...Copy !req
445. - I want to kiss the doll.
- Later.Copy !req
446. So, you're a real Equesticle,
aren't you, Bob?Copy !req
447. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
448. Well, then, Bob, you'll have no problem
getting the officialCopy !req
449. unofficial Equesticle "tuh-too."Copy !req
450. Uh...Copy !req
451. I— No. No. I...Copy !req
452. Not-not a problem to get a tattoo.Copy !req
453. Maybe not, but maybe, I would think,
I would think about it.Copy !req
454. - Remove your shirt.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
455. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.Copy !req
456. Oh, no.Copy !req
457. What are they doing to my Bobby?Copy !req
458. I think he was getting a back massage
with a needle and men holding him down.Copy !req
459. A tattoo.Copy !req
460. They're tramp-stamping our tramp.Copy !req
461. How's my best buddy doing?Copy !req
462. Um, very excited,Copy !req
463. but I'd sure love to check out those dolls
again real quick.Copy !req
464. And, I think I have to pee.
Should I pee now?Copy !req
465. Right after this.Copy !req
466. Um, guys, maybe just a little tattoo?Copy !req
467. - How about just a little one?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
468. - Like, really little, like, tiny?
- Little tiny little one?Copy !req
469. - Yeah, that'd be great.
- Sure, Bob. Sure.Copy !req
470. Do this that size.Copy !req
471. Bronconius, I don't think we should—Copy !req
472. - Quiet.
- Okay, sounds good.Copy !req
473. Of course, Bob, if you've never had
a tuh-too before,Copy !req
474. sometimes a really small tuh-too
feels likeCopy !req
475. you're getting a big giant tuh-too,Copy !req
476. but that's just an illusion of the senses.Copy !req
477. Oh, God, I wish you would
call it "tattoo."Copy !req
478. - What am I saying?
- "Tuh-too."Copy !req
479. It's fine. Let's just get this over with.Copy !req
480. Let me in. It's Tina.Copy !req
481. The girl whose pony Bronconius stole.Copy !req
482. Don't tattoo my dad.Copy !req
483. Counterpoint, do tattoo him.Copy !req
484. Make it say "I love Linda."Copy !req
485. Or give him some more nipples.Copy !req
486. You can never have enough! Ask a cat.Copy !req
487. I knew it!Copy !req
488. You never were a real Equesticle,Copy !req
489. and you lied to me.Copy !req
490. My best friend.Copy !req
491. Oh, please.Copy !req
492. It would go Sunpuddle, then Horseplay,
then Pony Danza before you.Copy !req
493. Oh, Bob, we could have had everything.Copy !req
494. We could have had the whole world
to ourselves.Copy !req
495. And you threw it all away, and for what?Copy !req
496. Your daughter?Copy !req
497. - Um, yes. You're crazy.
- Tuh-too him!Copy !req
498. Stop!Copy !req
499. Oh, the door was unlocked.Copy !req
500. Yeah, it's so we don't have to get up
every time someone else arrives.Copy !req
501. You, be gone.Copy !req
502. I'm done with you.Copy !req
503. But I'm not done.Copy !req
504. Look at what you've all become.Copy !req
505. You've betrayed the meaning
of the Equestranauts.Copy !req
506. And I don't mean the sexually charged,
awkward, confusing vibe at this party.Copy !req
507. I like sexually charged, awkward,
confusing things, too.Copy !req
508. - Like, for instance— Sorry.
- Tina.Copy !req
509. But being an Equesticle means no judgment,
right, Horseplay?Copy !req
510. You accepted me,
and I don't even have testicles.Copy !req
511. Bronconius hijacked this thing
you all love and tainted it.Copy !req
512. He's the real Xandar.Copy !req
513. I know who that is. He's the bad guy.Copy !req
514. Hush. Get her out of here. Like, now.Copy !req
515. The Equestranauts would never turn
against a fellow pony.Copy !req
516. Equestranauts have a bond of friendship
greater than any force in the universe,Copy !req
517. and you know that.Copy !req
518. She's right.Copy !req
519. Here, get up.Copy !req
520. - What? I'll tuh-too him myself!
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
521. You were never nice to us.Copy !req
522. You never even took the time to get
to know us,Copy !req
523. and we're all really terrific.Copy !req
524. Oh, phew.Copy !req
525. Put a shirt on!Copy !req
526. Wait! Dad did get a tattoo.Copy !req
527. I did? What does it look like?Copy !req
528. Is it, is it cool?Copy !req
529. It's not cool.Copy !req
530. No, it's cool sort of.Copy !req
531. Someday you will all die,Copy !req
532. and I will still have the body
of a 20-year-old.Copy !req
533. All right, great, let's open that safe.Copy !req
534. You'll never get into that safe.Copy !req
535. The combination is based
on an Equestranauts reference so obscureCopy !req
536. that only the smartest,
most knowledgeable Equesticle in the worldCopy !req
537. could figure it out,
that Equesticle is me.Copy !req
538. - Front desk?
- There you go.Copy !req
539. Oh, well, that was actually easy.Copy !req
540. - Thank you.
- Chariot, I missed you.Copy !req
541. - So, good party?
- So fun.Copy !req
542. Okay, well, bye, everyone.Copy !req
543. Sunpuddle, I'll call you.Copy !req
544. You better.Copy !req
545. Hey, Tina, you must be enjoying
having Chariot ba—Copy !req
546. Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
547. I'm packing up Chariot.Copy !req
548. What? Why?Copy !req
549. Oh, I'm just getting a little old to play
with dolls, you know?Copy !req
550. But thanks for getting her back.Copy !req
551. - Hurray. What?
- Tina.Copy !req
552. - Play with the doll.
- But I'm too old to—Copy !req
553. Tina, play with the doll!
- Play with the doll, Tina.Copy !req
554. - Come on.
- Play with it!Copy !req
555. Okay. I'll— Neigh.Copy !req
556. - Make it jump.
- She doesn't actually jump—Copy !req
557. I know it doesn't jump.Copy !req
558. - You know how I know that?
- Because...Copy !req
559. Because I read 1,200 pages
of Equestranaut crap!Copy !req
560. - Keep playing with it.
- Okay.Copy !req
561. - Good night.
- Good night!Copy !req