1. The burglar reportedly went in...Copy !req
2. The jewelry—Copy !req
3. You gotta hit it just right.Copy !req
4. Linda, please use the ladder.
At least let me do it.Copy !req
5. I'm fine, Bob. Unh!Copy !req
6. Just gotta find the sweet spot.Copy !req
7. I'm gonna come over and steady your legs.Copy !req
8. - And while police have no leads...
- There. You see? Got it.Copy !req
9. Have a little faith, you know?Copy !req
10. I'm not some clumsy idiot
who can't— whoa!Copy !req
11. Linda, you— you okay?Copy !req
12. I'm fine, Bob, I just slipped.
Ow! Damn it.Copy !req
13. That looked like it hurt.Copy !req
14. - It's not funny, Bob.
- Check, please. I know that soundsCopy !req
15. like I'm saying, "Check, please,"
but I actually should be going.Copy !req
16. So check, please.
Uh-oh. My wallet is missing.Copy !req
17. Better start washing dishes. Ha, ha.Copy !req
18. I hope I didn't lose it.
I'd hate to have my identity stolen.Copy !req
19. - I'm sure they'd give it right back.
- Maybe check the bathroom.Copy !req
20. It's worth a try.Copy !req
21. Now's my chance to sit in his stool
and get the Mort experience.Copy !req
22. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
23. You were right. It was behind the toilet.Copy !req
24. - Oh, good.
- Also, there was a rubber band,Copy !req
25. - a marble and a toothbrush.
- Those are mine.Copy !req
26. It's probably a telemarketer.Copy !req
27. Bob's Burgers.Copy !req
28. No, I don't have anything to refinance.Copy !req
29. I wish I did.Copy !req
30. Unfortunately, my only equity
is in my car and— Hello?Copy !req
31. Oh, they hung up.Copy !req
32. - Super freaky, huh?
- What?Copy !req
33. Linda was right about who was calling
and where Mort's wallet was.Copy !req
34. - Two predictions in a row.
- Try a third one, Mom.Copy !req
35. Okay. The next person to walk in
will be tall, dark and handsome.Copy !req
36. I, ahem. I'm already here.Copy !req
37. - Good one, Papa.
- Thank you, son.Copy !req
38. - You're welcome.
- I've heard of this before.Copy !req
39. Someone gets hit on their head
or gets struck by lightningCopy !req
40. and it unleashes psychic ability.Copy !req
41. Right. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
42. Everything was blurry for a second.Copy !req
43. That's probably when it was unleashed.Copy !req
44. Like a dog, when you take a leash off it.Copy !req
45. - Uh, you guys are kind of reaching here.
- No.Copy !req
46. I've always believed
in this sort of thing.Copy !req
47. Maybe this is happening to me
because I'm open to it.Copy !req
48. Nothing is happening to you, Lin,
because this sort of thing isn't real.Copy !req
49. It was just two small coincidences.Copy !req
50. - That's what I call my testicles.
Gene.Copy !req
51. Marshmallow in the house.
Now, put a burger in my mouth.Copy !req
52. - Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
Tall, dark and handsome.Copy !req
53. That settles it, Mom's psychic.Copy !req
54. No, she isn't. Marshmallow isn't handsome.Copy !req
55. She's beautiful.Copy !req
56. Blush...Copy !req
57. Tomato, potato, Dad.Copy !req
58. Face it, Mom has powers.Copy !req
59. Promise you'll use
your powers for good, Mom.Copy !req
60. - Promise me.
- I promise. I promise.Copy !req
61. Linda's psychic.
What's your special power?Copy !req
62. I can crack anyone's back.Copy !req
63. Bob, come here.Copy !req
64. All right, just this once. Whoa!Copy !req
65. - Right there.Copy !req
66. - Ow!
- There you go. Yeah.Copy !req
67. - Agh!
- That's it. That's it.Copy !req
68. I'll lay you down on the floor now.Copy !req
69. Marshmallow, get off me.
That's not helping.Copy !req
70. Oh, my God.Copy !req
71. That's a knot. That's all it is.Copy !req
72. I can't breathe.Copy !req
73. If Mom really is psychic,
we're gonna be on easy street.Copy !req
74. She can tell us the next
big trend in teen fashion.Copy !req
75. I'll bet it's butt hats.
Hats for your butt.Copy !req
76. No, guys. I mean, we can finally cash in.Copy !req
77. But we've got to figure out
if she's the real deal.Copy !req
78. Mom, what number am I thinking of?Copy !req
79. Not this again.Copy !req
80. Uh— Four.Copy !req
81. No, nine. No, no, no, four.Copy !req
82. No. No. Nine.Copy !req
83. - Is she right?
- I don't know. It's all I can think of.Copy !req
84. - That was it. That's it.
- No.Copy !req
85. - I think that was.
- What number were you thinking of?Copy !req
86. - Uh— Four or nine.
- No!Copy !req
87. - I see it burning in my brain.
- That doesn't prove anything.Copy !req
88. So, how do you predict things, Mom?Copy !req
89. How do you do it?Copy !req
90. I kind of close my eyes,
and, uh, an image appears in my brain.Copy !req
91. That's called "having a thought," Lin.Copy !req
92. I don't expect you to understand, Bob.Copy !req
93. You'll never understand the psychic realm.
You know, I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
94. Let's settle this once and for all.Copy !req
95. - Dad, you give her a test.Copy !req
96. Okay. If you're psychic,
you should be able to tell me,Copy !req
97. what I'm putting in this bowl.
Close your eyes.Copy !req
98. - You really don't have to make that sound.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
99. - Give me your hands, Bobby.
- No.Copy !req
100. Come on. Give me your hands,Copy !req
101. - I got to feel them.
- Fine. If this— Go ahead.Copy !req
102. It's an orange.Copy !req
103. - It's an orange.
- No...Copy !req
104. - Amazing.
- No. No. No.Copy !req
105. - No, amazing.
- It's an orange.Copy !req
106. - Mom's a psychic!
- No, she's not!Copy !req
107. - Guh, guh—
- No. No. I only make the sound.Copy !req
108. - You don't make the sound.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
109. Gah, nyah!Copy !req
110. I'm getting an image.Copy !req
111. It's a "J."
Do you have someone in your lifeCopy !req
112. - whose name begins with a "J"?
- Yes. My accountant Geoffrey.Copy !req
113. - Ah-ha!
- Oh, but he spells it with a "G."Copy !req
114. - Ah.
- Oh! He's Jewish.Copy !req
115. - Ah-ha!
- You nailed it!Copy !req
116. I'm meeting with him later today.Copy !req
117. - That's right.
- Of course that's right.Copy !req
118. - He just told you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
119. Sounds like someone's
getting a tax refund.Copy !req
120. - Whoo!
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
121. - All right, good reading.
- I'm gonna file this year.Copy !req
122. - Do me. I'm next. Out of the way.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
123. - Get out of the way.
- Okay, easy.Copy !req
124. Give me your hands, Teddy.
Ew, they're sticky.Copy !req
125. Guh, guh, go.Copy !req
126. - Mort, stop it.
- Mort, let her do the reading.Copy !req
127. I see a color.Copy !req
128. - I see a color. It's your favorite color.
- Okay.Copy !req
129. And it's a primary color.Copy !req
130. That's incredible.Copy !req
131. - It's— I'm picking up shades, uh, red.
- Nope.Copy !req
132. - Blue...
- No.Copy !req
133. - Blue...
- No.Copy !req
134. - Green...
- No.Copy !req
135. - Uh, yellow. Yeah.
- Yes. Yellow. Wow.Copy !req
136. - Yes, yes, yeah.
- Wow, on the 17th try.Copy !req
137. She got it, though. She got it.Copy !req
138. Okay. Oh, I'm getting something else.Copy !req
139. - Yellow something...
- Yellow what?Copy !req
140. - A ta— a taxi?
- No...Copy !req
141. - Is it a house?
- No.Copy !req
142. - Or a shirt? Is it a dress?
- No.Copy !req
143. - Yeah.
- It's a dress.Copy !req
144. - Yeah.
- I meet a woman in a yellow dress.Copy !req
145. - Yeah.
- Got it. What else?Copy !req
146. - Uh— The— The change.
- What is it, Linda?Copy !req
147. Lo— Loose change.Copy !req
148. - "Loose change"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
149. You're gonna find a quarter.
No, it's a nickel.Copy !req
150. - And maybe that will change my life?
- Yes.Copy !req
151. - No. No. No.
Yep. I'm on a path now.Copy !req
152. Go meet a woman in a yellow dress,
and find a nickel.Copy !req
153. It's not a scavenger hunt, Teddy.Copy !req
154. It is to me. Bye, everyone.Copy !req
155. Oh, I got to rest.Copy !req
156. Guys, I figured out
how we can use Mom's psychic brainCopy !req
157. to get us on the gravy train.Copy !req
158. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
159. It involves horses and money
and us getting some.Copy !req
160. Some horses?Copy !req
161. Some money!Copy !req
162. Oh.Copy !req
163. Hey, kids, how was school?Copy !req
164. - Boring.
- Meh.Copy !req
165. - Fun. I mean, whatever.
- What's going on here?Copy !req
166. Oh, your mother has gone nuts.Copy !req
167. I see something...Copy !req
168. - It's bell-shaped. It's...
- Yeah?Copy !req
169. - Maybe it's a bell?
- Is it the Liberty Bell?Copy !req
170. - That's what it is.
- It's the Liberty Bell.Copy !req
171. My ex-boyfriend lives in Philadelphia.
Should I go there?Copy !req
172. - Should I get a cheesesteak?
- Gretchen. Go to him.Copy !req
173. - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
- Go to him.Copy !req
174. Wait till Philly sees my crack.Copy !req
175. - Hi, Bob.
- Hi.Copy !req
176. - Bye...
- Stay away from trains.Copy !req
177. - I'm gonna get a train ticket.
- Gretchen, come back.Copy !req
178. No. Well, maybe trains are fine.Copy !req
179. Well, that seemed to work out, Lin.Copy !req
180. - That was another good one. Another one.
- You just sent a woman,Copy !req
181. a grown woman to another state,Copy !req
182. - because you claim you're psychic.
- Yeah. Right.Copy !req
183. - Great.
- I believe in you, Mother.Copy !req
184. Thank you, Louise.Copy !req
185. You have a gift. It's gonna make
some people nervous.Copy !req
186. If this was 1980,
you'd be burned as a witch.Copy !req
187. Exactly.Copy !req
188. On a happier note,
which name do you like more,Copy !req
189. Sea Bagel, Pride of Detroit,
Mudbutt or Gelding the Lily?Copy !req
190. Lily. Go with the Lily one.Copy !req
191. What is this for? We're renaming Tina.Copy !req
192. Oh! I'm glad I didn't choose Mudbutt.Copy !req
193. Okay, guys. Mom picked
a horse in tomorrow's race.Copy !req
194. Now all we need is money to place a bet.
You guys have money?Copy !req
195. If you're asking me to sell my hair,
the answer is no.Copy !req
196. Tina, what's left of your savings?Copy !req
197. $82.40. But, with interest,
it could be more than that.Copy !req
198. I haven't checked for a while.
I want to be surprised when I look.Copy !req
199. Great. We'll put $82 on Gelding the Lily,
collect our winningsCopy !req
200. and split it three ways.Copy !req
201. Three ways?
But I'm putting up all the money.Copy !req
202. But it was my idea,
and Gene's your brother.Copy !req
203. Probably.Copy !req
204. - We'll spend the day looking at horses.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
205. - Order up, Lin. Can you take this over?
- Shh! Not now, Bobby.Copy !req
206. - I'm getting something. Hold on.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
207. - Weird. I'm feeling something.
- No.Copy !req
208. Dizzy Dog, the beloved statue
who's welcomed visitorsCopy !req
209. to Wonder Wharf for over 30 years,Copy !req
210. has been dognapped from his familiar placeCopy !req
211. at the end of the pier,
leaving police baffled.Copy !req
212. If you have any information
on the whereabouts of Dizzy Dog,Copy !req
213. - please call in to our tip line.
- Dizzy Doggy.Copy !req
214. - Hello? Tip line?
- Seriously, Lin?Copy !req
215. Hi. Hello, tip line?
Hold on, hold on. Unh!Copy !req
216. - Guh! I have a tip.
- Are they confusedCopy !req
217. why Jerry Lewis is calling?Copy !req
218. - I— You know, I see water.
- Lin, stop. Hang up the phone.Copy !req
219. He's surrounded by water,Copy !req
220. - and I also see a foamy substance.
- No. This is ridiculous. Stop.Copy !req
221. Bob, I'm on the phone.
And he's crying out.Copy !req
222. Dizzy Dog's crying out, "Help me.Copy !req
223. - Help me. Help me."
- Lin, hang up.Copy !req
224. It was one thing when you were
just playing with MortCopy !req
225. and Teddy and Gretchen,
but when you call in a tip to the news,Copy !req
226. it's kind of taking things
to another level, Lin.Copy !req
227. Why is it so hard for you to believe, Bob?Copy !req
228. Because it's not possible, Lin.Copy !req
229. That's what Coach Blevins
said about me doing a sit-up,Copy !req
230. and now look.Copy !req
231. Yeah, Dad. Why can't
you just be supportive?Copy !req
232. - Get Mom's back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
233. - Ugh, forget it.
- Tina, I'm not supporting thisCopy !req
234. because it's irresponsible. And not real.Copy !req
235. Oh, yeah? Well, I predict you
fall down a flight of stairs.Copy !req
236. - Is that a threat?
- No. It's a warning.Copy !req
237. - Be very careful, that's all.
- Okay. Sounds good.Copy !req
238. Tripity tripity, dibidy do.Copy !req
239. - What?
- Look.Copy !req
240. Wonder Wharf's own Dizzy Dog
is safe after apparently being knocked offCopy !req
241. - the pier into the ocean.
Dizzy Dog is safe.Copy !req
242. The discovery was made thanks to a tip
from Linda Belcher, local psychic.Copy !req
243. - What?
- Wow.Copy !req
244. - Ha! They found him in the water.
- All right, Mom.Copy !req
245. We always believed you, Mom.
Remember that?Copy !req
246. I got power.Copy !req
247. Will you pass that rag,
Linda Belcher, local psychic?Copy !req
248. - I predict, yes.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
249. Dad, why can't you just let Mom have this?Copy !req
250. Like I let Gene be the family jokester.
I could be that.Copy !req
251. So, Lin, I was just curious,Copy !req
252. when am I gonna fall
down that set of stairs?Copy !req
253. I haven't fallen down a set of stairs yet.Copy !req
254. You're stealing her thunder again.Copy !req
255. So now you believe.
- No.Copy !req
256. But if I did, when would it happen?Copy !req
257. - At fall-30.
- What?Copy !req
258. - See?
- What?Copy !req
259. Sorry, Gene, you can say it.Copy !req
260. At fall-30.Copy !req
261. - It's funnier when Gene says it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
262. - Hello, Linda Belcher.Copy !req
263. Hey. Sergeant Bosco.Copy !req
264. Apparently, you're some kind of psychic?Copy !req
265. Yeah. Well, some people think so.Copy !req
266. Oh, my God.Copy !req
267. Well, you really came through
with that Dizzy Dog thing anyway.Copy !req
268. - I did.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
269. I need your help with another case.Copy !req
270. - A real case. This is the big time.
- Hit me with it.Copy !req
271. You're going to help me catch
the Little Boy Bandit.Copy !req
272. The Little Boy Bandit
from the news!Copy !req
273. You've got to be kidding.Copy !req
274. Mom is a police psychic!Copy !req
275. - Narc.
- I gotta go lay down.Copy !req
276. So you want me to help you catch
the Little Boy Bandit?Copy !req
277. - That's a big case.
- It's huge.Copy !req
278. And I don't want your help, I need it.
I'm desperate on this one.Copy !req
279. The Little Boy Bandit has robbed
eight businesses in the past month.Copy !req
280. That makes me look bad.Copy !req
281. I'm not sure about using my powers
to catch a little boy.Copy !req
282. Like a fairy tale witch.Copy !req
283. No, we think he's a very small man
wearing kid's clothes,Copy !req
284. a wig stapled to his baseball cap,Copy !req
285. and those roller shoes to get away.Copy !req
286. Blend into the crowd.Copy !req
287. Sounds like Sandy Duncan.Copy !req
288. Everybody sounds like Sandy Duncan to you.
Sandy Duncan this and that.Copy !req
289. I'm under a lot of pressure
to catch this guy, and I got nothing.Copy !req
290. So you're open to the idea
of psychic abilities?Copy !req
291. In any other situation I'd say no
and laugh in your crazy face.Copy !req
292. But I'm out of leads.Copy !req
293. - You're my last hope.
- You're doomed.Copy !req
294. I'll help however I can, Sergeant.Copy !req
295. Great. Let's roll.Copy !req
296. Bye, kids.
Keep your father away from the stairs.Copy !req
297. Have Dad run
up and down the stairs. Got it.Copy !req
298. Your job is on the line
and you brought in a psychic?Copy !req
299. Yeah. She called the Dizzy Dog thing.Copy !req
300. If this doesn't work out,
the captain's gonna put you on patrol.Copy !req
301. - I'd miss you.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
302. So, here are all the places
the Little Boy Bandit has hit.Copy !req
303. - Mm.
- There seems to be no pattern,Copy !req
304. but maybe you'll get a feeling
or something.Copy !req
305. Huh, he seems to go after the stores
that have little flags on them.Copy !req
306. Never mind. Let's just go touch stuff
in the evidence room.Copy !req
307. All of these items were handled
by the Little Boy BanditCopy !req
308. during his various robberies.Copy !req
309. So grab something and see
if you get a reading or whatever.Copy !req
310. Wow. What was this used for?Copy !req
311. Put that down. It's for a different case.Copy !req
312. Okay, but you got the wrong guy.Copy !req
313. - Really?
- I think.Copy !req
314. Just kidding.
We know we got the wrong guy.Copy !req
315. Oh!Copy !req
316. - Try this.
- All right, let's see.Copy !req
317. Nothing's coming to me.Copy !req
318. Just do whatever you did
for the knife. Tick-tock.Copy !req
319. I'm still figuring out how this works.
I don't know when it comes and goes.Copy !req
320. I hit my head the first time.
Maybe if I get hit again?Copy !req
321. - Okay.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
322. - Maybe I'm just hungry or something.
- Fine. Let's go get lunch.Copy !req
323. Oh! Do we get free hot dogs
from the carts?Copy !req
324. I do, you don't.Copy !req
325. - Hi, kids.
- Hi, Teddy.Copy !req
326. Hi, Teddy. Teddy, guys.Copy !req
327. This quest your mom sent me on
is exhausting.Copy !req
328. I haven't found a nickel
or any women in yellow dresses.Copy !req
329. I did find this penny in a urinal.Copy !req
330. Ew.
Ugh.Copy !req
331. Agh, no. My pee penny.Copy !req
332. So why'd you guys want to meet me here?Copy !req
333. Our mom sent us on a quest, too.
We're supposed to bet on a horse.Copy !req
334. Wow. That's much better
than finding a nickel.Copy !req
335. And we need our favorite TeddyCopy !req
336. to place the bet for us.Copy !req
337. Hey, maybe you'll see a lady
in a yellow dress at the track? Mm?Copy !req
338. Or a horse in a yellow dress.Copy !req
339. At this point, I'd take either.
So let's go gamble, huh, kids?Copy !req
340. Need some more buns.Copy !req
341. Tripity tripity, dibidy do.Copy !req
342. Huh. Why don't we have a railing?Copy !req
343. Okay.Copy !req
344. Easy does it.Copy !req
345. Looking good.Copy !req
346. Halfway down.Copy !req
347. Linda, that's your fourth dog.
Anything coming to you yet?Copy !req
348. Nah. Not yet.Copy !req
349. Oh, wait, something's coming,
something's coming.Copy !req
350. Ah!Copy !req
351. It's just a burp. I'm gassy.Copy !req
352. - Come on, Linda, focus.
- Sorry.Copy !req
353. If I don't catch this guy,
my captain will tear me a new one.Copy !req
354. Take a look in that brain of yours
and tell me where he's gonna strike next!Copy !req
355. All right, give me a minute. Psychics
didn't predict Rome in a day, hold on.Copy !req
356. - Oh, I see a building.
- Good, keep going.Copy !req
357. I see walls.Copy !req
358. - Yeah.
- Oh, and, windows.Copy !req
359. - All right.
- You can see right out them.Copy !req
360. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
361. There's something on the wall.
Maybe pictures.Copy !req
362. What are you talking about? Art?
Building with art?Copy !req
363. I'm still gassy. Uh...Copy !req
364. What about the Wharf Art Center? Is it?Copy !req
365. War Farts?Copy !req
366. Wharf Arts.Copy !req
367. They have a charity ball thing
going on there right now.Copy !req
368. Lots of wallets and purses and jewelry.
Let's roll. Let's go.Copy !req
369. I'm still eating my hot dog.Copy !req
370. They have food at the thing.Copy !req
371. Tell Mom and Dad that I'll miss them,
but I'm home now.Copy !req
372. Oh, crap. Need tomatoes.Copy !req
373. Here we go.Copy !req
374. Wait a second. I know how to do this.Copy !req
375. You still feel good about this, Linda?
I hope you do.Copy !req
376. Yeah, it's beautiful.Copy !req
377. Not that crap, your vision. Stop eating.Copy !req
378. My whole career is on the line.
I have a lot of cops undercover here.Copy !req
379. I keep telling him to quit the force
and just play.Copy !req
380. Get out of here,
you're gonna blow our cover.Copy !req
381. Okay, okay.Copy !req
382. Shush. Stop it.Copy !req
383. - I'm back.
Oh, good.Copy !req
384. Nothing you told anyone
was remotely accurate,Copy !req
385. and now everyone is mad at you.Copy !req
386. - What?
- It's true, Linda.Copy !req
387. I went to Philadelphia last nightCopy !req
388. and I find out my ex-boyfriend is married
and he's faithful.Copy !req
389. - Thanks a lot.
- Well...Copy !req
390. Yeah, and my meeting with my accountant
was because I'm being audited.Copy !req
391. Aw.
- I dry cleaned my Speedo like you said,Copy !req
392. and now it looks ridiculous.Copy !req
393. Yeah, and not only did I not win
the shrimp-eating contest,Copy !req
394. there was no shrimp-eating contest.Copy !req
395. And I owe the Shrimp Hut $200.Copy !req
396. - Ah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. And I have yet to fall down any stairs.Copy !req
398. In fact, I've gone up and down
many sets of stairs.Copy !req
399. Just for fun, once. So you're not psychic.Copy !req
400. But I don't get it.Copy !req
401. I got all those other predictions right.Copy !req
402. Or did I kind of just use common sense?Copy !req
403. I guess I saw Mort's wallet falling out.Copy !req
404. And telemarketers call around
3:00 every day.Copy !req
405. And I guess your hand
smelled like oranges.Copy !req
406. Oh, God. I Kaiser-Söze'd myself.Copy !req
407. So you're saying you are not...Copy !req
408. I'm not psychic.Copy !req
409. Wow, who could have seen that coming?
Just me, I guess.Copy !req
410. Oh, I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.Copy !req
411. Don't throw, stop throwing things.Copy !req
412. I guess I got carried away.Copy !req
413. - I let you all down.
- You sure did.Copy !req
414. Well, at least no one got hurt.Copy !req
415. Uh-oh.Copy !req
416. - What?
- Bosco's in deep.Copy !req
417. Because of me, he staked his whole career
on the Little Boy BanditCopy !req
418. robbing the charity ball.Copy !req
419. - Bob's Burgers.
- Bobby, it's me. I'm at the track.Copy !req
420. - Is Linda sure the dress is yellow?
- Well...Copy !req
421. Could it be a floral pattern?Copy !req
422. - And not a dress but a vest?
- Teddy.Copy !req
423. - I think we're supposed to meet,Copy !req
424. but I'm not feeling any chemistry,
to be perfectly honest.Copy !req
425. - Teddy. Teddy.
- Nothing. Like, zero.Copy !req
426. - Teddy.
- What's up, Bob?Copy !req
427. Listen, shockingly,
it turns out Linda's not psychic.Copy !req
428. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
429. Oof. That's actually a relief.
I was terrible at her predictions.Copy !req
430. - But, boy, the kids are gonna be crushed.
- Why?Copy !req
431. They put all their money
on that horse Linda picked.Copy !req
432. - Wait, kids?
- They're with me at the track.Copy !req
433. - What?
- You didn't know, Bobby?Copy !req
434. - No.
- You should keepCopy !req
435. a better eye on your kids, Bobby.Copy !req
436. They could end up anywhere. In this case,
they're safely with me at the track.Copy !req
437. Nothing to worry about. Don't touch that.Copy !req
438. Louise, get off of the track,
the horses are racing.Copy !req
439. I'd better go. Bye, Bob.Copy !req
440. Teddy? Teddy?Copy !req
441. Okay, you go tell Bosco
you're not psychic.Copy !req
442. I have to go pick up the kids
from the track,Copy !req
443. - where you sent them.
- Aw, nuts.Copy !req
444. Bosco. Bosco.Copy !req
445. - What? What are you doing here?
- I got bad news.Copy !req
446. I guess, uh— I guess
I'm not a psychic after all.Copy !req
447. A real psychic. Amateur.Copy !req
448. - What?
- Well, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
449. Listen, I've put everything
on the line here,Copy !req
450. because you said you were psychic.Copy !req
451. So you better get psychic and fast.Copy !req
452. I'm arresting somebody tonight.Copy !req
453. - Who you gonna arrest?
- You.Copy !req
454. - Me?
- Yes.Copy !req
455. For what? Eating too many hot dogs?Copy !req
456. Impersonating a psychic!Copy !req
457. Oh... Ooh.Copy !req
458. Hey, look. That's Gelding the Lily.Copy !req
459. Our race is next.Copy !req
460. I want to get his autograph.Copy !req
461. Kids. There you are.Copy !req
462. - And Teddy. Teddy's here, too, Bobby.
- Hi, Teddy.Copy !req
463. - Come on, everyone, let's go.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
464. But our race is next.
We already placed our bet.Copy !req
465. And Tina is getting an autograph
from a horse.Copy !req
466. He's not great at holding a pen.Copy !req
467. Then can you sign it as him?Copy !req
468. Fine.Copy !req
469. - You have to put the pen in your mouth.
- I kind of don't have all day.Copy !req
470. Here, like this.Copy !req
471. Just like you're a horse.Copy !req
472. Like how a horse would sign an autograph.Copy !req
473. - See? Oh, you dropped your wig.
- Thanks.Copy !req
474. - What's that for?
- I am a birthday clown.Copy !req
475. I got a thing after the race.Copy !req
476. Oops. You dropped your roller shoe.Copy !req
477. What's this for?Copy !req
478. It is for my clowning.Copy !req
479. I'm a roller skate clown jockey guy.Copy !req
480. Wow, triple threat.Copy !req
481. Oh, my God. He's the Little Boy Bandit.Copy !req
482. - What did you say?
- Me? Nothing.Copy !req
483. Have a great race.Copy !req
484. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
485. - What? Did you say thanks?
- I said thanks.Copy !req
486. Oh, sorry, you go.Copy !req
487. - Thank you.
- No problem.Copy !req
488. I predict this is my husband.Copy !req
489. Just kidding, I knew it was.Copy !req
490. Caller I.D. Sorry. Hello?Copy !req
491. Linda. He's here.Copy !req
492. The Little Boy Bandit is at the track.Copy !req
493. - He's a jockey.
- What?Copy !req
494. His race is about to begin. Tell Bosco.Copy !req
495. Get him here as soon as you can.Copy !req
496. Bosco. Good news.Copy !req
497. Bobby just called and said...Copy !req
498. Let's go, Gelding the Lily.Copy !req
499. He'd run so much faster
without metal shoes.Copy !req
500. And they're in the home stretch.Copy !req
501. - Gelding the Lily is pulling away.
- Come on!Copy !req
502. Come on!Copy !req
503. He's actually gonna win.Copy !req
504. Go!Copy !req
505. No, no, no!Copy !req
506. We would have won.Copy !req
507. I think I'm gonna have my next
birthday party here at the track.Copy !req
508. So the Little Boy Bandit will be
riding off into the sunset, to jail.Copy !req
509. I'm here with arresting officer
Sergeant Bosco.Copy !req
510. Let this be a warning,Copy !req
511. if you commit a crime
and you're under five feet tall,Copy !req
512. Bosco will catch you.Copy !req
513. I did have some help, though,
from a friend.Copy !req
514. - Ah?
- My gun. And his friend, my other gun.Copy !req
515. - When's this gonna air?
- We're live.Copy !req
516. Well, I'm just happy that
we can all agree nowCopy !req
517. there is definitely no such thing
as psychic powers.Copy !req
518. - Oh, I still believe, Bob.
- What?Copy !req
519. Yeah, I may not have
psychic powers myself.Copy !req
520. - But I know they exist.
- After everything that's happened, Lin.Copy !req
521. Yes, Bob.Copy !req
522. I have faith in the unknown and you don't.Copy !req
523. If I had to do it all over again, I would.Copy !req
524. Who knows?
You got to stay open to this stuff.Copy !req
525. Lin, you almost cost a man his job.Copy !req
526. But in a way, Mom helped Bosco
catch the Little Boy Bandit.Copy !req
527. No, she didn't.
We saw him and then called her.Copy !req
528. But if Mom hadn't thought she was psychic,Copy !req
529. we never would have gone to the track.Copy !req
530. - Yeah, Dad.
- See, Bob?Copy !req
531. You're all nuts. There is no such thi—Copy !req
532. - Bob?
- Yup?Copy !req
533. - You all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
534. Did you just fall?Copy !req
535. No. I did not fall.Copy !req
536. Okay.Copy !req
537. I walked down the stairs.
Walked down the stairs really fast.Copy !req
538. I thought I just heard a fall.Copy !req
539. Gene.
- Yeah?Copy !req
540. Will you come down here for a sec?
- Sure, I'd love to.Copy !req
541. She is psychic.Copy !req
542. She is a witch.Copy !req
543. Burn her!Copy !req
544. Nothing's coming to me.Copy !req
545. Oh, I see a shape.Copy !req
546. I see a shape.Copy !req
547. Getting an image.Copy !req
548. Nothing's coming to me.Copy !req
549. Oh, I see a shape, I see a shape.Copy !req